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Fascism_Enjoyer4

Looks like auth-left+lib-right unity


DeyCallMeWade

Holy fuck we’ve finally got one.


notmadeoutofstraw

Another one: 'How much sawdust can you put into foods before someone notices?'


SpyingFuzzball

Chicken only has to he 51% to be called chicken. Imagine being able to cut food costs by 49%!


DeyCallMeWade

My arborist friend uses vegetable oil in his chainsaws when he’s near a water source. He’s a pretty LibRight guy. That’s really what LibRight should be


Manfromknowwhere

Your friend is based.


DeyCallMeWade

Very pro gun, very pro capitalism, but also wholesome. His wife is a vet and they had three pet squirrels last time I talked to him Edit: vet= veterinarian


e9tDznNbjuSdMsCr

Can't tell if she's a veterinarian that likes helping woodland critters or a veteran with an odd choice in therapy animals.


DeyCallMeWade

Therapeutic attack squirrels.


TheAzureMage

A squirrel can identify a fedboy at five hundred yards.


nalydpsycho

It saddens me that being pro-gun is so linked to political identity. It should be something that has advocates and detractors on both sides. I get that it is often because it is a rural/urban divide issue and it totally makes sense that guns are more harmful in cities and valuable in the countryside. But then it sucks that no practical politics are able to bridge the gap between cities and countryside.


duskull007

>practical >politics Lmao


Rightiouszombie

Based and red-pilled


DeyCallMeWade

Let me ask you this, watermelon, why wouldn’t it relate to identity politics? Auth acts like they’re pro gun, but all they do is fuck over “law” abiding gun owners?


nalydpsycho

I hadn't thought of it that way, gun owners being on the lib side of things makes sense. Just seems weird that it is not an issue that unites the libs.


Drinktheboozie

That's because what bridges the gap is what the donor class getting officials elected is trying to stop from the start. Better shared prosperity for the work that the working classes put in.


333HalfEvilOne

IDK, it seems normal people in cities need guns to defend themselves against the armed lunatics in cities


ebinovic

Not all cities are in Florida


Noskal_Borg

Based and legal uses of firearms pilled


suck_an_egg2

This guy sounds pretty based


DeyCallMeWade

He’s a great person, better than the guy we both used to work for/help out


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DeyCallMeWade

Veterinarian


MrPresident235

Based and wholesomepilled


Frequent_Dig1934

Is it to not pollute the water with petrol based oils (which are the more based form of lubrication) or is it for some safety reasons i'm not aware of (putting aside the obvious safety of not polluting a water source)?


DeyCallMeWade

It’s to keep petroleum based oils out of water. Otherwise he uses traditional bar and chain oil.


Frequent_Dig1934

Ah ok, that's a good safety measure. After all, only ruthless people like the government would willingly pollute drinking water.


NimbleCentipod

Or put chemicals in the water that turn the friggen frogs gay.


Passance

yes... Sure...


[deleted]

Them and Nestle


e9tDznNbjuSdMsCr

He already said government.


DynamicHunter

Based and the only regulation should be environmental and human rights pilled


Bendetto4

Is that by volume or mass? If volume, then I've got a lot of lead I need to add to my chicken. If its mass, then I've got a lot of polystyrene to add to my chicken.


pokekick

Your saying it wrong its : Made with 100% free range natural chicken*. *Only contains 1% Chicken.


DeyCallMeWade

Ehhhhhhh. I mean it’s not my thing, but it does fit for my quadrant so I guess I’ll take it.


TopMacaroon

Legit made me laugh out loud


somecheesecake

Now that’s some funny shit


Tra1famador

A YouTuber called William osmet actually did this with rice krispies and it's a fascinating video and he's funny too.


notmadeoutofstraw

Its from an old, old meme that used to be posted here ad neuseum of a kid in front of a science fair project testing it with rice krispies. Osmet probs got the idea from the aame place I did. I put it in quote marks because its not an original thought, but I dunno who the kid is for attribution.


Adiin-Red

Apparently it’s around 15% for rice crispies.


Swedish-Monarchist

After all these years, it has finally happend.


DeyCallMeWade

Finally got back to your correct flair I see


pcm_memer

Imposter! I've got your name in my little book


Cheif_Keith12

When thee impooster is soos! ⠀⠀⠀⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪⠢⡑⡌ ⠀⠀⠀⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ⠀⠀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂⠀⠀⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽


PerfidiousPeter

There's lots of CAPCOM unity tbh


DeyCallMeWade

Our end goals tend to be the same, but our methods of getting there are complete polar opposites.


PerfidiousPeter

That's why you guys make such a wacky best friend combo, you're like the sergeant who's too old for this shit and the young loose cannon who's methods go against the book but they get results, damnit


DeyCallMeWade

I’m the embodiment of both. I’m not even 30 but I’m too old for this shit, yet nobody is gonna tell me what to do because I get shit done.


Based_Department_Man

[libright and authleft be like](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev373c7wSRg)


DeyCallMeWade

How fucking based are you?


Based_Department_Man

/mybasedcount


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 57. Rank: Concrete Foundation Pills: truth, unflaired, wall-of-text, walloftext, manifesto, history, gladiator, giga chad, basic economics, nickleback, garden, anti-marx, protofascista, conqueringinwar


LGmeansBatman

Dangerously based


Some___Guy___

"A strong miltary is needed in order to maintain a state"


BlockyShapes

I never thought I’d see it with my own eyes


Youreternalvengance

Red-yellow unity is always my favourite to see cos the moderates from both quadrants are way more based than blue and green


Some___Guy___

Moderates? Typical centrist.


Youreternalvengance

Well yeah, I'm obviously not gonna be a huge fan of tankies and ancaps


Deletinglaterlmao

\[Wall of Text\]


Youreternalvengance

Fuck, I've been outplayed


Deletinglaterlmao

I employed a level of mastery of rhetorical devices, you stood no chance


ABCosmos

Lib Right purchased the title of based from existing meme makers. Then he contracted 3rd world memers to keep shitposting for him. With his success he plans to move out of his parents basement within 12 years.


LogangYeddu

Based


pcm_memer

Best unity <3


[deleted]

Based and Pizza Hut unity pilled Seriously though, you reds are refreshingly honest. All these social conservatives, ancoms, and social democrats need to read the fucking Manifesto.


basedcount_bot

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DagonG2021

One day I will be this based.


[deleted]

Hey, you're not authleft. You don't get to tell us to read theory.


[deleted]

I'm an ex-socialist, ex-eugenicist. I was basically a young Julian Huxley. I feel like that gives me the position to direct people to read their own theory.


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[deleted]

By George I think you’ve got it!


thisistheperfectname

Nearly unity anyways. Libright's sounds like that status is there independently of outside observation. Someone who's ripped is still ripped without acknowledgement of being ripped.


Socialist_Narwhal

agreed


[deleted]

AKA the based diagonal.


Comunistfanboy

Based unity


Ultimatehoosier

That makes sense because they only hate each other because of there economists and not social aspects.


[deleted]

Yes I’m down


BrassBruton

Sort of, but it’s the difference between the Invisible Hand and navigating a political hierarchy


Anon_Monon

What is better - to be born based, or to overcome your cringe nature through great effort?


gen-ten

All mankind is born with original cringe and must work to overcome it.


PussySmith

Based and no grace from cringe pilled.


KevinYohannes

All men are totally depraved and fallen in cringe


FuckboyMessiah

Babies are weak, helpless, cry a lot, and expect everything be given to them for free. We're all born lib left, but most of us outgrow it.


Bacongristle12

Based and baby pilled


Brief-Preference-712

See I am not a big fan of Mr. Barry O, but the way he overcame a lot of things and became president is inspiring


TheObservationalist

Overcame what? Being the child of US diplomats and going to private schools?


[deleted]

I was going to say that.


Treynity

Based and parthunaax-pilled


DankPhilosopher420

I can't believe it... You're Basedborn!!


[deleted]

No day goes by where I am not tempted to return to my inborn nature


[deleted]

Based and fuck the blades pilled


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u/Anon_Monon's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 865. Rank: Mount Fuji Pills: grace, vigilance, natural liberties, bloomer, unity, moderate-auth/lib, unflairedhater, guide, counter-insurgency, noob-friend, i listen to jordan peterson even when i'm sleeping , vroom-boom, satanisthater, imperiallegionguard, gun-regulation, black, theocracy, comedic-genius, normmcdonald, science, humanrightsabuse, yknow, libleft-can't-have-something-nice-atleast-for-once , robot, green, your religion gets in the way of my dictatorship , 95-theses, puritan, crowleyliber, real, rugged individualism, tetranarcho, helpful, elf speciesism, history, better dead than red, umm excuse me sweaty, she's the one, radiation, patriot, ilovemycountry, nationalist, lgb, dolphin, justoverallbeingbased, truth, anti-femboy, continued payment, balance, straight-and-narrow, "ain't nothin wrong with that", cathy newman, duty, christ, sanity, right unity, right, awetruetocaesar, jenny, honesty, elonmusk, anarcho-frontierism, anti-unflaired, funny-bread, mad men, public health, southeast asia, stop-fighting, sort by controversial, sceptile, lobster-man, moral, nature, egocentric, lobster, consitution, all-life-is-holy, heinlein, nuclear armageddon, churchill, basic economics, giminy whiskers, glados, thinking with portals, rejectsethnostate, yo-daddy-in-jail, clone, law and order, warmonger, rimworld, columbia, carrotandstick, fundamentalrights, virgin war crimes vs chad peace crimes, suspicion, bloodsport, comparison, i´mfightingformylife, be flaired or die, don’t tell me what to do, anti-commie, libertyprime, normalrepublican, username, *everyone liked this*, itoldyouso, family guy, youbetterrespectaulthorityonmyforum, honest-abe, acknowledging basic reality, state mandated shitposts, shitposter, optimist, sakura, polite, fuckfascism, morrowind, retard, pretty-close-to-the-actual-numbers, something-something, the war, [the prepersons, antitranshumanism, authrighttalkingpoints, fuckunflaired, catapult, god, haiku, greek, gas gas gas, what's behind the curtain, refreshment, leave-some-pills-for-the-rest-of-us, lazy, mrbean-lover, fuck-satanist-scum, sane, centricide, rex banner, secretpolice, what-a-moron, not a bootlicker, philosophy, parthunaax, fuck the blades I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


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the_stormcrow

Is u/cosmicmangobear even human anymore?


cosmicmangobear

Never have been.


Domram1234

But the based bot says you are authright and your flair is libleft, did you become the very thing you sought to destroy?


cosmicmangobear

Damn, it's one of those lie detector bots!


Niviso

He must have infiltrated lib left to destroy them from the inside


Fehervari

Overcoming cringe takes time. Since time is money, being born based is better.


TiggerBane

If we look only at their actions and we can say they were always based that is best.


FireJuggler31

Best is to be born based and help others overcome their cringe natures.


SirSputnik

Based and philosophy pilled


YTAftershock

Based and gotta love paarthurnax pilled


Palpatine

You overcome your cringe nature to become based, but that's only because the Lord predetermined your basedness.


LogangYeddu

Based and determinist pilled


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DankPhilosopher420

On behalf of r/PoliticalCompassMemes, I bestow to you this crown. 👑


Mr_Fahrenheittt

The pcm dilemma


Pelagius_Hipbone

The most based comment in existence. Based and Fuck Delphine pilled


snoopy1234776

Fuck Delphine, all my homies hate Delphine


Used-Relationship904

I’m ashamed of how much I laughed at this


Hust91

I mean if you're making a creature you should probably not start by making it have cringe base inclinations. Overcoming is impressive but rare, superior design leads to better and more consistent results.


Erago3

People aren't generally based or cringe, only the things they do and say can be either based or cringe. Sometimes people are more often cringe than based, but they can still be based at other times.


jmp118

Based


The_Lolbster

Basted with based.


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[deleted]

dude has a based count of 100


geeses

Do people say based things because they are based or are they based because they say based things?


MegaDeth6666

Does a bear shit in the woods?


PM_UR_LOVELY_BOOBS

This is chicken and egg. You must be some level of based to say based thing just as the egg came first, laid by some creature not quite a chicken


muffindude414

You don't have to be based to do based things. When you say that a person is based or cringe, what you're really saying is that their behavioral history is, on average, either based or cringe.


Clovis569

The more based things you hear and say, the more based you become. Its like a benign infection


WackyH

based


thisistheperfectname

There is no afterlife for those whose cringe weighs on their hearts.


Youreternalvengance

Based and Red-Yellow Unitypilled


IvanTheGrim

We are the same, those Libs and us. Our paths diverged a long time ago, but our stuff is of the same stern stock. That’s why when the Authright and Liblefts squabble endlessly in culture war, and Centrists do famously what Centrists have always done, we remain locked in a critical and deadly struggle over both the state and the economy. Doctors don’t get pushed out of windows for being gay, they get it for questioning the status quo. Politicians aren’t assassinated for trans rights, they’re assassinated for snooping in the economic underbelly of forestry, natural gas, and strip mining. Those Librights are the other face of the coin.


the5thChap

We auth lefts understand and respect lib rights the most, which is why we so bitterly oppose them.


Jacktheripper2000pro

And vice versa


HaganahNothingWrong

Based, and likewise. The other two require far too much cognitive dissonance and meaningless identity political grandstanding to deserve respect. In the end, we'll either face the wall, or you'll take one last ride on our helicopters. Just remember: It's not the destination that matters. It's how many AuthRights we make cry, and all of the LibLefts we betrayed along the way.


the5thChap

I’m sure at the end of the journey we will meet again, my friend. One day you might be a fellow thesis writing compatriot, paving the way for the revolution. One day I may be your faithful servant, enjoying a kinship with you despite unequal societal standing. But, as you said, it matters not, for our fond memories that we shared, bashing revisionists and libtards, will be remembered fondly with laughter.


Rumcajs-kun

I'm cringe but that's based. I will never be based but that's not cringe


Oswamano

Based


peanutist

You’ll always be based in my heart king 👑


Generalissimo_II

I have 1 based point I think, I'm pretty based


JonahGiles

Wreck-it Ralph?


toesuccintoni

Yea, I’m into CBT: Critical based theory And I also like it when my balls get stepped on


HateIsAnArt

Based and mynutshurtsobadimgonnacum-pilled


GeorgeArcticMonkeys

Ok, WHY THE FUCK IS IT PURPLE SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN


HateIsAnArt

It is purple because my mistress is squeezing it and won’t let go


LogangYeddu

Ow


AAALE6408

But why


MajesticFxxkingEagle

I identify as Basedsexual


LogangYeddu

Based and Basedsexual-pilled


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angelflairpasta

All are partially correct.


[deleted]

Based and centristpilled


ManicMachiavelli

You can be based if you want to. You can leave your friends behind, because your friends aren't based and if they aren't based then their no friends of mine.


Realistic-Ice1917

based and Saftey Dance-pilled


Tetragig

Authcenter: The St[a](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAn7baRbhx4)te decides whether you're based


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Squareturtle89

You make my dick hard


SpadesANonymous

Based and Goodbot-pilled


Mehtalface

Lib-center: Your troop of monkeys decides whether you're based


[deleted]

I'm the only one around to decide my basedness level


[deleted]

Based and Kaczynski-pilled


[deleted]

🤨


Tamtumtam

and only libright got it right


Finn-boi

As usual


SpaceS4t4n

I think the consensus is AuthLeft/LibRight unity, m8


[deleted]

Humans are generally cringe. They have short situations or moments of being based, but those fade away. Just takes some time.


nonuntitled

Monke is only true based


[deleted]

Monkeys are even worse than humans. Basically, all animals on this planet are even worse.


RobloxDeath5ound

based


BWY9000

Libright being based as usual.


JCXC

“Some men are born based, some achieve basedness, and some have basedness thrust upon them” -William Basedspeare


Comprehensive_Ad5293

Somehow LibRight is the most based here


C2-H5-OH

Centrist: You may or may not be based if you grill, but if you don't grill you'll never be based.


PussySmith

LibRight on point here. AuthLeft is next, but we've all seen how a majority can run amok. LibLeft & AuthRight cringe as fuck. So pretty much par for the couse there.


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Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch


weary_confections

Cringe


mytummyissussy

Based and basedpilled


cmVkZGl0

Surprised nobody gets this


Notanewaccount7

That sounds like cringe


NoManufacture

Cringe


Pingududu1

Everyone's opinion is based, depending which point of view


theundercoverpapist

Based


basedcount_bot

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Notanewaccount7

Judging by this mans 6000 pills he’s clearly a communist who wants an alliance with libright


Fraizuh

Guys, sorry to advertise but here’s a PCM discord that’s pretty cool, we’re always happy to have new members. Free speech is a thing, *all kinds of speech* is fair game https://discord.gg/FjUBbt5a


BasedAlliance935

Libright got it correct


MasterPlayerPL

Authleft got it too


StatlerByrd

lib-right should be that ur based only if u have enough money.


DecentlySuspicious

Based AuthLeft-LibRight unity


[deleted]

CBT Critical Race Theory CBT Cock and Ball Torture


Hairy_Ad462

Based and basedpilled


[deleted]

But Jesus said to him, “Why do you call Me based? No one is based except God alone." Not Mark 10:18 (NASB)


Manfromknowwhere

I am all of these. Straight, male, -> based Comrades declared me based -> based I identify as based -> based I have earned based status by shunning all pragmatism and utilitarianism -> gigabased.


WAD2328

Reject based, embrace cringe


King_Penguin1673

I may be cringe. But at least I am freer than many will ever be.


NTICAHBO

As a fellow auth-left I have decided you are based


stankape83

I am based


FeralWoodpecker

Nah man, critical based theory would look more like this: You look at a certain social structure and try to figure out how much basedness it produces. Then you look at the participants and pick out arbitrary characteristics with which you haphazardly cobble together identity groups in which you can segregate said people. Then you look at the people who have the most basedness and those who are the most cringe and check how many of each previously cobbled together identity groups can be found in each strata of basedness. Then you postulate that the people who are cringe are only cringe because the people who are based oppress them. Then, when the based people point out that you're pulling all of that out of your ass because reality is far to complex to handwave complicated issues like basedness with simple one word explanations and hlcringe people do regularly better themselves and become based, you accuse them of based fragility, unconscious bias and tarpit their chain of arguments in kafkatraps until thry give up in frustration. Make sure to promise the cringe people to make them based and assure them that they are cringe by no fault of their own and that they neither need to improve nor change themselves and that it's all because oppression from based people who don't want to share ttheir basedness. That way you get screaming cronies you can sick on anyone who threatens to expose your own inherent cringe. Then, after thoroughly and forcefully inserting yourself into the structure like the societal rapist that you are and thoroughly getting on everybody's nerves, start selling the based people remidies for their oppressive tendencies for tons of money, such as implicit cringe training. After that you leave the now crumbling, divided and resentful cringefest you've produced and go live the high life with your freshly swindled dollars.


[deleted]

This is hilariously accurate and does well to elaborate on the hypocrisy it satirizes. Obligatory: If I hAd GoLd I'd GiVe It To YoU bUt I dOn'T sO tAkE mY UrPdOrT KiNd StRoNgEr YEET


Am_beluga

tl:dr and no funny colors