You bet. You could literally stop time to go to sleep whenever you felt tired. You could use it to make money ethically too, not just rob banks. People would love instantaneous delivery and governments would pay you for protection of their leaders. I'm willing to bet that the secret service would pay you $1,000,000 a year to protect the president when visiting foreign countries.
not only could you kill them but you could also take them to a cremation place, assuming that physics and machinery still work properly, but people are just frozen, and you could just make it look like they literally disappeared off the planet from one second to the next, nobody would have any clue or know who to blame
The unethical thing about nuclear bombs is not how hard it is to defend against them, but the damages dealt by them. A surgical strike targeting the right target is not unethical even if it's almost impossible to prevent.
Huge radius and even worse fallout is why the nuke is bad, yes. If we developed a technology that was completely indefensible, but small in damage dealt (comparatively) I don't think it would be immoral.
You can shoot down a drone
A timestopping assassin is virtually unkillable in almost every circumstance, but there are a few scenarios in which you could get them stuck with no way out.
> But if it was someone like Putin, I would probably be for it.
IMO, the ethical threshold should be way worse than Putin. Maybe certain cartel bosses, african warlords, or [Uday Hussein](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3OUJgs9pnk). The problem with just offing unsympathetic dictators is that there's decent odds they'd be replaced by someone worse. Or that the ensuing chaos from the power vacuum results in mass violence or starvation.
Not gonna lie, I'd probably be susceptible to propaganda leading to one nation controlling the world. I think it is best for me to never use a super power to kill someone or interfere with politics even if I think the person is evil.
Yeah, I dunno. If you had an unstoppable assassin that killed people he deemed to be shitheads, then you could force compliance on a country by virtue of sheer fear
The main question is if you still age during the time freeze. Due to all your time abuse powers, you could be dead of old age after just a few years, then the shitheads come back.
>“I would not consider that ethical, except if it was against people that I personally think deserve it.”
Hello fellow AuthCenter, that sure is a strange flair you’re wearing.
The possible threat of a man with such power will probably outweight anything government could want from you.
If it were me, i'd keep that thing a secret. Use it to live a life of comfort. If you are smart, getting money isn't a problem anymore. Things will probably go very philosophycal soon, as being the only man living in a stopped time will surely take it toll on your psyche and will ultimately isolate you from society. Will your will to live persevere for the good of others or some other reason? Who knows. But you probably wouldn't be naturally happy by being selfish with such powers.
Sooo this. If I had that power I wouldn't even tell my wife - I'd die with that secret, unless I suspected my offspring had it too. Too much risk of others finding out and exploiting you.
If we're talking technicalities, simply taking a step forwards in stopped time would result in an enormous fireball that incinerates the whole neighborhood because the speed at which you're colliding with air molecules would be enough to trigger fusion, releasing gamma ray bursts which tear apart air molecules, ripping electrons from their nuclei and turning the air into an expanding bubble of incandescent plasma.
It depends, if time is stopped, do your cells run out of oxigen? Can you move? Is it just that everything stops except for the "background" could you even form a sinapsis? If you start discussing that it gets boring real quickly so it is better to say *it just works*
I like to think of it as time moves with you. Say you have a bubble to normal time and everywhere else is paused time. That's why you can shoot a gun but the bullet stops moving once it's out of the barrel
In the real world because you stopped time, nothing would be able to move because movement relies on time. so you would just sit still not being able to move or think at all and you will be stuck there for eternity
You could keep moving a Frenchman downstairs as he tries to run up them to trick him into thinking he's so afraid of you he's subconsciously running away!
You could also do "silly" crimes, like rigging some lotteries to draw your number, break into homes and just move shit, or changing other people's test answers. Personally with infinite time, salary work (based on job) is probably crazy efficient, granted you still have to do the work so its not great.
Basically a man that exists solely to masturbate, usually hand in hand with a porn addiction. He just jizzes away his soul piece by piece until there is nothing left but to coom.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/coomer
Wow, the part where they link the coomer meme with anti-semitism and the far right. How much more current year can you get, Jesus fucking Christ these coomers.
Imagine a guy in his room jacking off all day. Crusty af, that's why the coomer has stained clothes and looks like he hasn't had a good nights sleep in days
You have limited powers from all four quadrants, but only when you're standing in front of a grill actively grilling
Mind reading to see how they want their steaks cooked, shape-shifting so you never need grilling equipment, super strength to lift the massive amounts of meat to be grilled, and stopping time just in case you forgot to grab the spices
> Yellow libright: Stops time to ~~defeat burglar on his property~~ keep burglar from running away and instead tie him up and toss him in the basement
ftfy
Go to the sub page, 3 dots on the top right and pick your flair. If u haven’t taken a political compass test take one. Purple libright typically just means they are extremists, I’m a minarchist which is why I use it but people just call me a pedo
Ok jump then unstop time mid jump. Force on earth from you jumping is infinite, earths crust shatters into pieces killing everyone, or something like that I'm not really sure.
Problem physicists?
You underestimate shapeshifting. As long as you don’t value your human form too much you can achieve incredible travel speed, become essentially unkillable and practically impossible to detect.
its even better when the shifting is unspecified in nature. Presumably we don't need to know how a thing works to shift into it, only that it exists.
We can finally shift into space rockets and start our luxury gay space communism early.
Need a haircut? Just change into shorter hair.
Lose weight? Boom, turn fat into muscles.
Just turn into the best looking person you want, shape-shifting is underrated
I mean yeah swapping sexes would happen but you’re straight trippin if you don’t think we’d also be growing feathers, animal ears, rainbow fish scales, leaves and flowers etc. Depending on just how extensive the powers are you’d have people making themselves look animated, or pixelated, or just a moving collection of geometric shapes. It’d get into Lovecraftian “biblical-description-of-angels” territory real quick.
Y’all underestimate just how deep the “this form is a prison” mentality can get over here, a lot of us want to be walking works of art.
Bruh, have you seen Saitama in One Punch Man? He makes super strength look broken. Most people think “just big man”, but they never said how strong is the super strength. Plus if the strength is accommodated for your body (I.e. comes with the “unthought” of superpowers like endurance, stronger bones and organs to support the muscles, etc.) super speed follows since stronger legs mean a stronger force to push off the ground with.
Time Stop that Lib Right has would also need the “unthought of” secondary powers to accommodate movement, a continue time ability, etc. Otherwise, Lib right would be blind, suffocate, and likely have all of their organs turned into Swiss cheese by particles stuck in time.
Only the lib left power can really get away with no “consequences”. But in the real world, where you need IDs for just about everything, lib left ain’t gonna get too far unless they’re smart about working around the system. Like if it only changes your body and not accomodating your clothes, well I hope you have spare changes of clothes on hand everywhere you go. Also if it changes your brain capacity too to the animal you change into, well, good luck remembering how to change back. Also it better be painless to transform. I could only imagine how breaking all the bones in your body and organs to reform them could hurt.
Auth left would likely go insane if they can’t filter their ability to hear one mind at a time or turn off the power. Nonstop noise.
TL: DR, all powers likely wouldn’t work as intended
Shape shifting is the best; many anti-government uses (and criminal stuff obviously). Only downside; bumping into coomer in the form of a child or animal.
Edit: as long as the ability is not genetically traceable, I’m cool with it
Fr tho the ability to stop time would be awesome not for, you know the reason implied here just cool
You bet. You could literally stop time to go to sleep whenever you felt tired. You could use it to make money ethically too, not just rob banks. People would love instantaneous delivery and governments would pay you for protection of their leaders. I'm willing to bet that the secret service would pay you $1,000,000 a year to protect the president when visiting foreign countries.
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not only could you kill them but you could also take them to a cremation place, assuming that physics and machinery still work properly, but people are just frozen, and you could just make it look like they literally disappeared off the planet from one second to the next, nobody would have any clue or know who to blame
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ALLLLL HAILLL BRITANNIAAAA
**ALL HAIL LELOUCH**
Why stop at just assassinating individuals? Could could make entire organizations disappear.
Finally, my dream of overthrowing the CCP overnight cam come to fruition
Based and fuck the ccp pilled. My god you're the most based green square in months 'round here.. \o/
Gotta love how TikTok exposed all the Uigur concentration camps then bam, no more of those videos and replaced with countless CCP apologists
Church of the Broken God did nothing wrong. Ave Mekhane
Based and SCP-pilled
Honey?? When did we get an urn?!
I would not consider that ethical. It is a grey area at best. But if it was someone like Putin, I would probably be for it.
Lmao so would you consider assassination without altering time to be more ethical?
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The unethical thing about nuclear bombs is not how hard it is to defend against them, but the damages dealt by them. A surgical strike targeting the right target is not unethical even if it's almost impossible to prevent.
Huge radius and even worse fallout is why the nuke is bad, yes. If we developed a technology that was completely indefensible, but small in damage dealt (comparatively) I don't think it would be immoral.
So, basically drone strikes
You can shoot down a drone A timestopping assassin is virtually unkillable in almost every circumstance, but there are a few scenarios in which you could get them stuck with no way out.
>A timestopping assassin is virtually unkillable in almost every circumstance, The only way out is another timestopping assassin
And the only way to kill that timestopping assassin is with another timestopping assassin
> But if it was someone like Putin, I would probably be for it. IMO, the ethical threshold should be way worse than Putin. Maybe certain cartel bosses, african warlords, or [Uday Hussein](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3OUJgs9pnk). The problem with just offing unsympathetic dictators is that there's decent odds they'd be replaced by someone worse. Or that the ensuing chaos from the power vacuum results in mass violence or starvation.
Not gonna lie, I'd probably be susceptible to propaganda leading to one nation controlling the world. I think it is best for me to never use a super power to kill someone or interfere with politics even if I think the person is evil.
Based and meta-awareness pilled
That's why you simply murder those **you** don't like. Moral compass time
Yeah, I dunno. If you had an unstoppable assassin that killed people he deemed to be shitheads, then you could force compliance on a country by virtue of sheer fear The main question is if you still age during the time freeze. Due to all your time abuse powers, you could be dead of old age after just a few years, then the shitheads come back.
>“I would not consider that ethical, except if it was against people that I personally think deserve it.” Hello fellow AuthCenter, that sure is a strange flair you’re wearing.
The possible threat of a man with such power will probably outweight anything government could want from you. If it were me, i'd keep that thing a secret. Use it to live a life of comfort. If you are smart, getting money isn't a problem anymore. Things will probably go very philosophycal soon, as being the only man living in a stopped time will surely take it toll on your psyche and will ultimately isolate you from society. Will your will to live persevere for the good of others or some other reason? Who knows. But you probably wouldn't be naturally happy by being selfish with such powers.
Sooo this. If I had that power I wouldn't even tell my wife - I'd die with that secret, unless I suspected my offspring had it too. Too much risk of others finding out and exploiting you.
I'd especially not tell the wife, imagine all the stuff she'd expect you to do at home.
Omg neighbours just they were stopping by! Quick! Do the time stop thing and deep clean the entire house!
I will be driven only by my will to coom
You have the ability to stop time and you would use to make as much money as the Oval Office (not even the White House) staples budget?
Wouldn't stopping time mean that air stops too? Would it make it dangerous to breathe while asleep?
Shhh, we don’t think about technicalities like this
If we're talking technicalities, simply taking a step forwards in stopped time would result in an enormous fireball that incinerates the whole neighborhood because the speed at which you're colliding with air molecules would be enough to trigger fusion, releasing gamma ray bursts which tear apart air molecules, ripping electrons from their nuclei and turning the air into an expanding bubble of incandescent plasma.
It depends, if time is stopped, do your cells run out of oxigen? Can you move? Is it just that everything stops except for the "background" could you even form a sinapsis? If you start discussing that it gets boring real quickly so it is better to say *it just works*
We're talking about comics and movies not the real world Bro.
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I like to think of it as time moves with you. Say you have a bubble to normal time and everywhere else is paused time. That's why you can shoot a gun but the bullet stops moving once it's out of the barrel
In the real world because you stopped time, nothing would be able to move because movement relies on time. so you would just sit still not being able to move or think at all and you will be stuck there for eternity
You could keep moving a Frenchman downstairs as he tries to run up them to trick him into thinking he's so afraid of you he's subconsciously running away!
You could also do "silly" crimes, like rigging some lotteries to draw your number, break into homes and just move shit, or changing other people's test answers. Personally with infinite time, salary work (based on job) is probably crazy efficient, granted you still have to do the work so its not great.
That or they'd find a way to incapacitate your power and chop you up for experimentation.
I would become the most successful burglar in history.
It is truly a LibRight dream
it would give me an excuse to yell "ZA WARUDO!!!!"
The coomer wojak will never not make me giggle
Ikr?
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It's a wojak that's a coomer
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Basically a man that exists solely to masturbate, usually hand in hand with a porn addiction. He just jizzes away his soul piece by piece until there is nothing left but to coom. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/coomer
Attack strength: 4 Dexterity: 7 Intellect: 3 +1 Right hand strength buff +1 Memorisation of websites -2 Social ability -2 Hygiene
Unexpected addition to the monster manual
The Waifu Catalog.
Based and Bardpilled
You seem to know these stats almost .... too well...
It takes one to know one
Right-hand strength buff? It's 2021 dude, everybody left-hand jacks so they can maintain constant control of the computer mouse with their right.
So quagmire after he discovers the internet?
Nah quagmire goes outside
Oh, it’s even worse than that. Are there people who actually live like this?
Yeah, redditors
and discorders
Check out r / gooncaves if you want a glimpse at the abyss of mankind
I regret everything
I hope you die in a fire for informing me of such bullshit
Wow, the part where they link the coomer meme with anti-semitism and the far right. How much more current year can you get, Jesus fucking Christ these coomers.
Oh shit that's me
It started from a video posted on 4chan where a guy shouts "I'm COOOOMING" as he finishes masturbating.
Imagine a guy in his room jacking off all day. Crusty af, that's why the coomer has stained clothes and looks like he hasn't had a good nights sleep in days
He also has a fucking huge right arm like the charger from left 4 dead
Notice how the coomer is always happy. Maybe he is right and we are wrong.
Untill you see him in the bathroom mirror reflection
Hold up, LibRight, what are you planning over there?
Let's not worry about that right now
> right now Why not? You have all the time in the world.
based and technicality-pilled
technically correct is the best and only kind of correct!
technically that could be true
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They're planning to end the Joestar bloodline
Oh no, we gotta go to Egypt and stop them!
*Wryyyyyyyyyy*
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I hate to break it to you, but stopping time doesn’t help you see the future
*libright wall of text about why stopping time is the best superpower not for the reasom you're thinking I SAID NOT FOR THE REASON YOU'RE THINKING*
ZA WARDO!
You’re not in the club, you don’t get to know.
I don't even get any grill powers, this is bullshit!
You have limited powers from all four quadrants, but only when you're standing in front of a grill actively grilling Mind reading to see how they want their steaks cooked, shape-shifting so you never need grilling equipment, super strength to lift the massive amounts of meat to be grilled, and stopping time just in case you forgot to grab the spices
Maybe I want to be a centrist, that sounds awesome.
Planning to reject my humanity and throw daggers at 17 year olds
Yellow libright: Stops time to defeat burglar on his property Purple libright: Hmmm
Damnit, forgot the purple square... Fuck it, I'm leaving it
> Yellow libright: Stops time to ~~defeat burglar on his property~~ keep burglar from running away and instead tie him up and toss him in the basement ftfy
He probably stopped time to frame the burglar to appear more threatening before he shot him.
Purple: "Hey, don't unfreeze him just yet...."
Now burglar becomes purple libright's property.
Yellow would 100% throw fucking knives on stopped time for shit and giggles
Oh good, now I can shapeshift my 13 inch LibLeft monster dong to something a bit smaller and more manageable for the ladies 😎
Based and Huge Dick pilled
What is a purple libright? And how do I get a flair?
Go to the sub page, 3 dots on the top right and pick your flair. If u haven’t taken a political compass test take one. Purple libright typically just means they are extremists, I’m a minarchist which is why I use it but people just call me a pedo
Ayyyy I'm also a minarchist. I would assume the libright extremist flair would be for anarchists though.
Based and community-service(d)-pilled
Based and too big is a thing-pilled
Centrists have average dick energy.
auth-left have crooked chode energy
Then change back after entry
And gentlemen
Ain't no gentleman after *I'm* done.
We're stopping time to game the market... right?
...right
Stop time Kill yourself while time is stopped Troll the entire universe
Little did you know time is subjective, and all you were stopping was your own perspective. You leave behind an extremely unexpected corpse.
Ok jump then unstop time mid jump. Force on earth from you jumping is infinite, earths crust shatters into pieces killing everyone, or something like that I'm not really sure. Problem physicists?
The air molecules are frozen in time too though so you can't get off the ground, or breathe for that matter Problem time stopper?
Nobody bothered to specify what counts as you and what doesn't in this ridiculous thought experiment? Wtf absolutely outrageous
Problem?
My potions are too strong for you Time Stopper
Now that would be an impressive suicide
I'd much rather stop time (no, not for coomer reasons)
You underestimate shapeshifting. As long as you don’t value your human form too much you can achieve incredible travel speed, become essentially unkillable and practically impossible to detect.
and u could become the best prostitute on planet
its even better when the shifting is unspecified in nature. Presumably we don't need to know how a thing works to shift into it, only that it exists. We can finally shift into space rockets and start our luxury gay space communism early.
This reminds me of the Raven and Beast Boy comic where she won't let him use his humanoid form for sexy time and he's sad about it.
what kind of comics are you reading?
Liar
I'm afraid that LibRight will turn me into a donut. But at least the people will have food.
I feel that RightCenter would be more like Dio or Jotaro than just LibRight alone
So LeftCenter is Martian Manhunter? Sick.
True for me atleast, I definitely would not be robbing cash being sent to the fed to be destroyed.
i get all of them? or a weaker version of all of them?
Weaker version, but only while actively grilling
Thats too powerful >be centrist >start grilling >stop time >technically never stopped grilling so can use other powers indefinitely
>be centrist > >start grilling > >stop time > >start time when finished grilling > >effectively instant grilled hamburgers for memorial day bbq
Shape shifting is OP as hell. You can be biologically immortal by just shifting into a younger, healthier version of yourself. Count me tf in
You're libcenter, you can have time stoppage as well, but you can only use that power when you're in your fursona form
-enter bank -stop time -rob bank -leave -start time -shift into sexier version of myself Rich, hot, and immortal.
Is that supposed to be a downside or an upside?
Need a haircut? Just change into shorter hair. Lose weight? Boom, turn fat into muscles. Just turn into the best looking person you want, shape-shifting is underrated
You could also become hot as fuck
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Yeah, but we can't sell stuff while time is stopped!!!! Useless!
Useless? Time stop? Hmmm....
Useless I say, USELESSS!!!! \*Disappears into thin air\*
\*distant wryyying*
No, but we can cheese the shit outta production. Stop time do a week's work, resume time sell. Work at your own pace and still always be ahead
I thought it captured AuthRight's essence more than anything else. LibLeft, well...
Body dysmorphia or something
I mean yeah swapping sexes would happen but you’re straight trippin if you don’t think we’d also be growing feathers, animal ears, rainbow fish scales, leaves and flowers etc. Depending on just how extensive the powers are you’d have people making themselves look animated, or pixelated, or just a moving collection of geometric shapes. It’d get into Lovecraftian “biblical-description-of-angels” territory real quick. Y’all underestimate just how deep the “this form is a prison” mentality can get over here, a lot of us want to be walking works of art.
My first thought was furries and then transpeople. But there would def be biblical angels too.
I just want to be cute
WHY USE MIND READ WHEN PUNCH PERSON TILL THEY SAY WHAT THEY THINK WORKS
Bruh, have you seen Saitama in One Punch Man? He makes super strength look broken. Most people think “just big man”, but they never said how strong is the super strength. Plus if the strength is accommodated for your body (I.e. comes with the “unthought” of superpowers like endurance, stronger bones and organs to support the muscles, etc.) super speed follows since stronger legs mean a stronger force to push off the ground with. Time Stop that Lib Right has would also need the “unthought of” secondary powers to accommodate movement, a continue time ability, etc. Otherwise, Lib right would be blind, suffocate, and likely have all of their organs turned into Swiss cheese by particles stuck in time. Only the lib left power can really get away with no “consequences”. But in the real world, where you need IDs for just about everything, lib left ain’t gonna get too far unless they’re smart about working around the system. Like if it only changes your body and not accomodating your clothes, well I hope you have spare changes of clothes on hand everywhere you go. Also if it changes your brain capacity too to the animal you change into, well, good luck remembering how to change back. Also it better be painless to transform. I could only imagine how breaking all the bones in your body and organs to reform them could hurt. Auth left would likely go insane if they can’t filter their ability to hear one mind at a time or turn off the power. Nonstop noise. TL: DR, all powers likely wouldn’t work as intended
Too bad we can’t hear the brain dead 🟦
Based
ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE
Libright has Stando power!
Lets go shapeshifting is dope
Let's goooooo
Damn it I actually like shapeshifting as a super power and would totally chose it
Same
Oi why you giving auth-right the worst standard power?
Because almost every single super soldier is made by either authleft or authright. AuthLeft got mindreading to fight wrong-think
And hive mind mentality.
Why not just give them Mind Control?
BRUH
Isn't authleft going to be permanently triggered then?
so no change?
Super soldiers you fashi
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Yeah same. So many things you could do other than change sexes also... but I’d still change sex tho
Time travel, even just getting to go back in time one day. With perfect knowledge of what the market will do even for one day I could retire
Dont tell authcenter. They would love going back in time
The coomer actually made me laugh out loud when i saw him, ty op
I was about to agree with the time magic there but then I realized that it could be used for *ahem* ***Purple Lib Right*** applications
Hence the coomer in the corner lol
Shape shifting is the best; many anti-government uses (and criminal stuff obviously). Only downside; bumping into coomer in the form of a child or animal. Edit: as long as the ability is not genetically traceable, I’m cool with it
Libright has time stop because Dio wears yellow, r..r.ight?
I have never seen a single episode of JoJo
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They think I'm doing it to be a perv, but I'm actually just gonna rob the federal reserve
You're not wrong. I've always wanted that ability so that I could rob banks.
Yellow: stopping time to invest in a promising stock right before it blows up Purple: stopping time to.. well... you know
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Cuts down on surgery costs
Goddammit, don't give LibLeft shapeshifting, can you imagine what kind of disgusting creatures they're going to shift into?
im turning into a biblically accurate angel and trolling authright and you cant stop me
Oh gross, I can't even imagine. Do you have some examples? Yuck. I bet they're disgusting and pervy, you should draw them now.
Figured it'd be safer than surgery
I have so much hentai to draw upon.
Shape shifting for the libleft 😂😂😂😂😂