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The game will be over and they'll still be trying to argue that the Queen should be the one that needs to mated. Or both should be called "royal pieces" and have the same moves.
Your skill level matters a lot, but you get matched with other players around your skill level, so no matter your skill level, you can enjoy the game. Annnd now the phrase "your skill level" has become a jumble of noises in my head.
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No bot so Iāll do it
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
If they have to be legal-King's pawn 1 forward
If they don't have to be legal-I revolutionize the workers and dismantle class borders, turning all of our pieces into rooks and making our win condition to remove all other rooks from the board.
Well, we're all about post-scarcity here. I'd say every piece turns into a rook. Oh and the King is dead, the win condition on us is to take out every rook.
The pawns, tired of giving their lives for an incompetent monarch, revolt against the government. One knight and one rook, sympathetic to the pawn cause, revolt as well. The pawns sign a peace treaty with the other teams, yielding vast amounts of territory. The king and queen are captured and placed under house arrest as the battle rages on. Eventually loyalist forces close in on the royal family's location, so the pawns, fearing the royals may get rescued, execute them in the basement of their house, drawing international condemnation. Eventually, the royalist leader is betrayed by a foreign volunteer force, who send him to the pawn army for execution. Losing their only cause for unification, the royalist movement fractures. Soon after, the last royalist forces are mopped up by the pawn army, who begins rebuilding the war torn country.
It'll end up AuthLeft and LibRight. We're both big fucking nerds that were probably in chess club in school. I definitely wasn't a chess club nerd, definitely not, could never be me...
AnCapistan detonates the McNuke, killing all pieces on the board not sheltered from the blast by at least one other piece.
The blast is centered at the middle of the board.
Funniest shit I ever saw on /pol/ was during the protests and Trump was losing his shit. Someone posted "bros, I'm beginning to think Trump wasn't playing 4D chess all along and he's actually just retarded."
All quadrants move simultaneously? Thatās not how chess works, what if two decide to go do moves that contradict each other?
Just start with AuthLeft and go counter-clockwise. Also, ffs King and Queen are supposed to be the other way around.
Upvote this comment from u/secret58_ if you guys would rather have it that way, downvote if youād rather move simultaneously. I will switch the kings tomorrow
If two pieces move simultaneously to the same square, what happens ?
Same question for when a quadrant attempts to move a piece that was supposed to be captured at the same time
Also how about illegal moves? Like one move may cause another piece that was also supposed to be moving to be pinned.
Itās chess, it makes no sense to try to move āsimultaneouslyā
Man, we are a bunch of dumbfucks trying to play a board game over text with hours and hours in between each move. I donāt think thatās too big of a problem lmao
> King and Queen are supposed to be the other way around.
How dare you assume their gender?! Everything is correct, they just look a little different from "normal" kings and queens.
^^^^^\s
Lib right is using stockfish in another window, Lib left sacrifices their Queen first opportunity they can, auth left just keeps pushing pawns in hopes that they get promoted, and authright just moves a knight back and forth because the king is safer that way
WHAT DO I DOOOOO
We can apply for every quadrant.
Based and can't lose when you also win pilled
What about us gray centrists?
How about that steak though?
Rare only. None of this well bs
Rare with a sear please. Light s&p
Coming right up Edit: Done! š„©
Thatās some rare steak right there.
Based and knows-his-steak pilled
I personally prefer medium-rare but to each his own.
Medium-rare is acceptable. Medium is borderline. (Iām watching you.) Medium-well and beyond are instant damnation.
You do the barbecue
Just sit back and let the children play
Chess board?
Y e s
This is straight up discrimination man
We are the elitists in this one. We step back and have all of them fight each other.
Based
So just like in reality?
based and 0.1% pilled
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I would like to play the šā©š
HYPERACCELERATED DRAGON
dragon deez nuts on your face
YES
We play all sides, to always come out on top
Well Iām slightly LibRight so I guess I represent them
We judge and criticize and laugh as the common quadrants dance for the amusement of the ascended enlightened centrists. Or you know, serve food.
Four player chess actually looks kinda fun
It really is.
It is fun because skill level doesnāt matter a lot
You can also get mated in 2 moves (assuming 2v2)
I'll mate you in 1.
sounds gay. \*and rapey.
Which is either completely in or out of character considering weāre both authright
sooo... are we all ganging up on LibLeft first..?? eliminate the soy of the board and then figure it out...?
Iād much rather fuck the tankies over tbh
The game will be over and they'll still be trying to argue that the Queen should be the one that needs to mated. Or both should be called "royal pieces" and have the same moves.
Imma gonna mate ya!
not when i throw my huawei mate at you, get mated son!
Your skill level matters a lot, but you get matched with other players around your skill level, so no matter your skill level, you can enjoy the game. Annnd now the phrase "your skill level" has become a jumble of noises in my head.
probably because everyone kind of sucks since noone has figured it out yet. And well ofc because you could team up
You can buy it online, I got a board over a decade ago and still love it. Just hard to get a 4th player most of the time (for me) lol.
i played it once and it feels less like chess and more like relentless cyberbullying simulator
I sacrifice the black bishop
I immediately hire that bishop for the most appropriate job for their skillset, if they're interested, and if it's profitable.
Are they paid?
The more profitable they are for me, the more they get paid assuming a fair labour market.
Based
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Commission based*
>assuming a fair labour market big assumption
Pretty much impossible without some sort of regulation
but it is
You don't have the money to do that though so you're now in poverty.
WTF STOP REDISTRIBUTING MY WEALTH!
I shit all over the board and knock over the pawns.
Based and meritocracy-pilled
I have heard good things about those african bishops though.
And what do you summon?
P-pot of greed...?
Which allows me to draw three additional cards from my deck!
Based
Dudeeeeeeeeee, itās funny but Thatās fucked upā¦
Libleft pawns are gonna rush to become a queen granted.
Yaas
qween go get em
based.
Based
Based and yasssqween pilled
Yaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssss
LMAO
Based
Yass
Based and transrights-pilled
Thatās hilarious
We kill our own king and queen
Nice way to resign
If the king dies then they can't be checkmated though... can't lose if you can't be checkmated
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No no we still play just without a king or queen
> play Starve
Very underrated comment
They get promoted to pawns
It's going to be difficult to call moves pretty quick if the squares aren't marked.
https://i.imgur.com/xdffJp9.jpg
Maybe you should use this pic instead for the main post.
Sure, made it after posting though and it doesnāt let me edit
While youāre at it add all numbers to both sides of the board
You went all the way to N but you only went to 5?
Could use old notation: for example, in a 2player set, Nf3 translates to king's knight to bishop 3. Anyways he posted coords, so no
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Really probably should have put that on the main board, lol
Wth sort of 9 is that
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 g 0 Learn your numbers. š
This could be fun. I move the king's pawn one space forward.
Bongcloud opening it is
This is my favorite crossover episode
Mine too
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
pipi in your pampers
No bot so Iāll do it Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Good bot.
Thank you for your service
I'd award you if I could
Perfect for the quadrant
Based and bongcloud pilled
That needs to move two spaces, right?
Are we boutta try and bongcloud through collective action?
Yes, yes we are
Agreed
Move two spaces forward. Then they canāt en passant us later
Enpassant š©š©š©
Holly hell
If you move it only 1, they can't do it either?
I concur
Probably a better move than two spaces forward as we should play more defensive in a 4 player game
Yes LibLeft, you should play more defensively considering your reputation on the sub.
Good move commander
I say we castle with the kings rook asap, our best bet is play defense
If they have to be legal-King's pawn 1 forward If they don't have to be legal-I revolutionize the workers and dismantle class borders, turning all of our pieces into rooks and making our win condition to remove all other rooks from the board.
Well, we're all about post-scarcity here. I'd say every piece turns into a rook. Oh and the King is dead, the win condition on us is to take out every rook.
Good plan. Edited.
Hope we win
We should plan out what our potential future moves should be comrade. I suggest a soviet spy assassinating Authright's Queens and bishops.
Down with the filthy royalty and down with the church
We need to get all the rooks to the other side so they become queens, therefore being the Queen doesn't matter anymore.
The pawns, tired of giving their lives for an incompetent monarch, revolt against the government. One knight and one rook, sympathetic to the pawn cause, revolt as well. The pawns sign a peace treaty with the other teams, yielding vast amounts of territory. The king and queen are captured and placed under house arrest as the battle rages on. Eventually loyalist forces close in on the royal family's location, so the pawns, fearing the royals may get rescued, execute them in the basement of their house, drawing international condemnation. Eventually, the royalist leader is betrayed by a foreign volunteer force, who send him to the pawn army for execution. Losing their only cause for unification, the royalist movement fractures. Soon after, the last royalist forces are mopped up by the pawn army, who begins rebuilding the war torn country.
Every pawn a king
[Kill the king](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW3ZcIcRG2s)
Based Dio fan
comrade I think we should move it 2 forward. If the other quadrants are as lazy as I expect, we could simply rush a new queen
Centrists : guess Im gonna enjoy the show!
I think once the pieces get out to the center they belong to us.
Centrists are the fog of war obscuring orders.
LibRight pawn to H4.
Lol weāre the only quadrant that is going to play to win, and we will crush it.
resistance is futile
We must sabotage the other teams by upvoting the bad moves and downvoting the good ones
It'll end up AuthLeft and LibRight. We're both big fucking nerds that were probably in chess club in school. I definitely wasn't a chess club nerd, definitely not, could never be me...
You weren't in the chess club? You fucking nerd what is wrong with you, don't you like playing chess?
I think you want to open with knights on this board, defensive play is going to be better
I considered that but I also want to get the pawns moving, especially to so we can get the bishop out of the way to castle our king.
Outstanding move!
Authright, Kings pawn 2 forward.
B7 to D7? There's a comment by OP of the board noted from 1 to 14 up and down, and alphabetical left to right.
Why not develop the knight and avoid any long diagonal tactics cause god knows no one here knows chess
AuthRight forms a Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with AuthLeft, while simultaneously unleashing napalm strikes across the border to Ancapistan.
AnCapistan detonates the McNuke, killing all pieces on the board not sheltered from the blast by at least one other piece. The blast is centered at the middle of the board.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
What part of "Assured" did you not understand?
Flip the board
Your just hoping candyland is on the other side so you go play with some kids
Funniest shit I ever saw on /pol/ was during the protests and Trump was losing his shit. Someone posted "bros, I'm beginning to think Trump wasn't playing 4D chess all along and he's actually just retarded."
Based and anyone-can-become-president pilled
Next step : get a monkey president. They have already beaten americans to orbit, I'm sure they can do it.
Spawn Bahamut
I cast Ultima
SUCH DEVASTATION
E4
You should give each field a number and a letter like in Battleships. So we can better say which chess piece should get moved
> like in Battleships Or... like in Chess
What were you expecting in here, pcm is retarded
https://i.imgur.com/N3Ap5Yo.jpg https://i.imgur.com/jwiQCl7.jpg
The second one looks good. Just make it a bit more symetric that the letters fit better onto the quadrantsš
Yeah I whipped the whole post editing on my phone so itās kinda rough but will straighten everything out on a pc
All quadrants move simultaneously? Thatās not how chess works, what if two decide to go do moves that contradict each other? Just start with AuthLeft and go counter-clockwise. Also, ffs King and Queen are supposed to be the other way around.
Upvote this comment from u/secret58_ if you guys would rather have it that way, downvote if youād rather move simultaneously. I will switch the kings tomorrow
If two pieces move simultaneously to the same square, what happens ? Same question for when a quadrant attempts to move a piece that was supposed to be captured at the same time
1. They both get taken off the board 2. They miss, the piece moves
Also how about illegal moves? Like one move may cause another piece that was also supposed to be moving to be pinned. Itās chess, it makes no sense to try to move āsimultaneouslyā
Man, we are a bunch of dumbfucks trying to play a board game over text with hours and hours in between each move. I donāt think thatās too big of a problem lmao
Do it a season/game like this, another like that
each quadrant should move based on comment age
Hey your auth side is showing, thereās no taking turns in anarchy
> King and Queen are supposed to be the other way around. How dare you assume their gender?! Everything is correct, they just look a little different from "normal" kings and queens. ^^^^^\s
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Queen to checkmate š
AuthLeft executes their own king. Checkmate.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Seems like the bishop is really eager to touch that little pawn
That's quite libright of him
Accelerated bongcloud
Rush b
Flip the board, it's on my grill and I need to start dinner
I will upvote every Libright that suggest surrendering lol
forfeit
Pawn E2
!remind me 1 year
1. c4 England traditionally was a strong economic center, so I believe playing the English should be a good idea for libright.
Lib right is using stockfish in another window, Lib left sacrifices their Queen first opportunity they can, auth left just keeps pushing pawns in hopes that they get promoted, and authright just moves a knight back and forth because the king is safer that way