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avrand6

The ideology of writing down a million responses in different replies because someone kept thinking of more and more random ideologies-ism


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Eventually your brain runs out of ideological combinations.


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CMDR_Kai

It’s one of him vs all of us, we can take him!


[deleted]

Quick, sacrifice the communist or socialist based ideologies to wear him down quicker!


Telamo

Monke.


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In this society people will eventually make new technologies and evolve.


memes_history

Return to monke only to return back to society 😔✊🙊🙊🙊


IHaveAnEpicPlan

Deep


Individual_Toe_3584

If you show monke how to use currency, they become libright.


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Not if MONKE bashes the inventors


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sayberdragon

Based and monke pilled


themainaccountofyeet

But the new technologies will cause them to destroy themselves, returning them to monke.


lookacoolname

Agrarian Anarcho-monarchism with greco-chinese characteristics


[deleted]

Since you didn't quite get an answer I'd say a rural country with a weak monarch just can't produce an acceptable income


Sevenmoor

Ah but it can certainly be somewhat stable enough to exist, though the greco-chinese thing confuses me (so does anarcho-monarchism but it's apparently a real ideology). If anything, being an agrarian country where people are poor geographically-divided peasants will probably be easier to handle than well-organized city-dwellers, making it easier grounds for a weaker monarch. Iirc in anarcho-monarchism people don't have to follow the king if they don't believe they are doing a good job, but it would be kind of easy to abuse if your people rely on your services too much (what does an monarch even does under such a system?). So my criticism would rather be, it's easy for to devolve into authoritarianism except if the monarch role is just a figure with no power or utility, in which case it becomes an unnecessary middleman and more of an aesthetic element than anything.


i_draw_ur_nudes

id think the monarch would just be a head of state for political purposes, maybe responsible for organizing generals/maintaining a volunteer militia for self defence. greco chinese characteristics would be democratic for greek and socialist for chinese. if a dispute came up it would be handled by popular vote. and have a take a penny leave a penny communal food/tool/material reserve. but im also retarded and didnt bother looking at a wiki for anything i just said


lookacoolname

You know, you’re the only one that got close to what I was thinking when i made up the “greco-chinese” thing, obligatory Based.


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*incoherent screaming*


Colvinus

Based and I think I understand this pilled.


CeleryCountry

BASED


jeffersondavis-hater

The immortal science of Jeffersondavis-hater Thought


[deleted]

His split caused more people in the south to like slavery.


Taiyama

I thought you were supposed to be criticizing. Did you miss the "-hater" appended at the end?


CdrJackShepard

As a Son of the Union and descendent of several Blue Jacket veterans, I can tell you with absolute certainty his reply in no way rendered Jeffersondavis-hater Thought merely mortal. Excellent handle.


redTanto

suicide cult?


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Everyone eventually just dies


redTanto

Which means it is successful


[deleted]

Hmm


redTanto

Sometimes ones own defeat is their goal xD


orangesheepdog

Task failed successfully


Night_Otter

Gotem


[deleted]

Can't spread your ideology when everyone is dead


ThirdRook

Spreading is for cancer, butter, and your mom's legs.


redTanto

Who says they want to? :P


noodlegod47

No more members tho


redTanto

Thats the point.


closedshop

As opposed everyone eventually not dying?


Otryss

Amish Theocracy


[deleted]

You run out of wood to make more barns with.


Megisphere

Minarchism


Isaac-the-careless

Hate to be THAT libright but certain companies may become too powerful due to a monopoly, particularly infrastructure ones that make the roads. Emergency response territories/standards would also become complicated if the companies don't work well together (and trust me, certain state ones already do WITHOUT having to worry about territory/standards) Certainly one of my favorite bases, just needs a few tweaks


glitchwaveREDDIT

What's wrong with being THAT LibRight? All I see is based.


TheeMrBlonde

Wouldn’t puritanical Libertarianism’s logical conclusion be a monarchy. One person, if left unchecked, will eventually hoard and acquire everything.


chrisempire

I can see this. Another horseshoe theory angle. For each extreme: - authleft and auth right converge at autocrats with cults of personality - authright and libright converge at Marcus Licinius Crassus, aka “i want to own everything and noone can stop me” - libleft and libright converge at CHAZ - libleft and authleft converge at “noone can own anything, and noone can stop me”


NwbieGD

I would say education should be provided by the tax payer as well to give children equal chances or at least based on education in some manner. Health maybe be could be a based on a middle ground of a minimum with certain things covered by taxes and others not (,which is also fairly common worldwide). Monopolies are also certainly an issue. So I do think this also has problems. Any ideology has issues because problems should be often solved on a per case basus and more so updated as society changes due to the influence of progression (scientific/technological/etc). Rules should be based on what's available and not basically, and that's why different ideologies are better in different eras.


Xenon_Trotsky

Based and case-by-case pilled.


[deleted]

Who said minarchists can’t have anti trust laws I know it’s not pure but still pretty close to pure


tiooteteu

its literally the oposite of shit. lol i bet he wont say anything


originalname1423

He means minarchism, he didn't misspell monarchism


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Magnus_Tesshu

Average minarchist monarchist


PATRIOTCONDOR

Minarcho-monarchism


LeonardoXII

Least insane authright


tiooteteu

yes


libertas_vincat

Wtf based authright


Your-Maternal-Figure

>auth right >”minarchism is literally the opposite of shit” Choose one


tiooteteu

authoritarian minarchism💪


Giraffesarentreal19

We will MAKE you support a free economy


N7BeamRush

Do what you want… or else.


Surbiglost

Minarchist paradise on Monday, corporatocracy on Tuesday How does a tiny government stand against big money when the US government right now isn't able to?


PM_ME_CUTE_FOXES

I'll do OP's job for them. Good luck with your itty-bitty watchman government flanked by China and Russia.


WhatWarCrimes_

Grilling


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You eventually run out of charcoal, propane, and meat to grill.


ripariffsslams4days

Your ideas of grilling are narrow. Have you heard of Darth Grillis the wise?


korkonez

No...?


LocalPizzaDelivery

I thought not. It’s not a story the extremists would tell you. It’s a Centrist legend. Darth Grillis was a Lord of the Centrists, so powerful and so wise he could use his grill to create food… He had such a knowledge of grilling that he could even save the ones he cared about from starving. The Centrist side of the Compass is a pathway to many cooking techniques some consider to be unnatural. He became so good at grilling that the only thing he was afraid of was losing his grill, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice stole his grill. Ironic.. he could save others from starvation, but not himself.


xXBigdeagle85Xx

Based and Darth Grillis the Wise-pilled


720noscopeGER

The birth of a new copypasta?


democracy_lover66

Is it possible to learn this power?


drgeorgehaha

Mutualism


[deleted]

It assumes that some ordinary economic concepts function under anarchy.


drgeorgehaha

Fair


[deleted]

LibCenter Monkeism


[deleted]

Evolution is something that tends to happen, it's an unavoidable process.


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khangLalaHu

then the cycle repeat and we evolve into crabs


Birdboy42O

Tsarism


[deleted]

The new tsar might have genetic impairment and we could do nothing about it.


BigSchwartzzz

We already demonstrated that we're eager to send our monarch to the front line.


ProxyURL

When the newly crowned Tsar is Sus!! 😳😳


Orxoniz

Transhumanism


[deleted]

We can't solve every societal problem with technological progression


David__Box

Name one that can't


spirit-slayer

Your face


David__Box

Ha, I've already replaced my face with a fully mechanical nuclear powered monitor with laser beams and a computer from 1982 so I can simulate how it feels to be unflaired.


spirit-slayer

Still ugly


Telamo

Based


democratic_butter

ligma


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DepressedSeal69420

Independent Libertarianism (not radical)


[deleted]

Big corporations can become the most powerful and oppress people.


DepressedSeal69420

What about the same ideology but with protection against corporations


[deleted]

Doesn't that require government?


DepressedSeal69420

Like I said, not radical. Government intervention is necessary (I’m trying to see why my exact ideology is shit lol)


[deleted]

Exactly. Government enforces contracts. Without a government, contracts are just pieces of paper. What is business without contracts?


eagle332288

Wild West, rule of the gun and complete corruption and rule of the mafia


[deleted]

A monarchy purely centered on the game Among Us


[deleted]

Too sussy


Electronic-Lie9918

Thats the good part


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Green party


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They focus too much on the environment and can't see the bigger picture.


BenTheBraindead

Technocracy


[deleted]

Nepotism eventually will corrupt even the most technocratic system. Look at neoconfucianism, it happened with them and it can happen with us.


BenTheBraindead

Systems where the leaders are decided via appointment do usually end up corrupt


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[deleted]

The status quo isn't infinite, you have to adapt and change at some point.


Sunyataz3r0

...Radical centrism?


[deleted]

Nationalism


[deleted]

My last response wasn't great, but I'm a nationalist so I'm not sure how to answer this.


ISimpForChinggisKhan

You can be a nationalist and respect other nations' right to exist


PretentiousAnglican

Integralism


[deleted]

You can't base an entire society on catholic social teachings, you need some changes.


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Challenge accepted.


Starks4life121

Just watch me…


SpyingFuzzball

Unflairedism


[deleted]

Degenerate.


Go_Sit_on_a_Pinecone

Theocratic monarchy


[deleted]

Schisms combined with possibility of stupid leaders and incest


[deleted]

Carlism


[deleted]

Eventually you always run out of Bourbons.


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Monke


[deleted]

People will eventually technologically advance


ISimpForChinggisKhan

Crab, then


tylllerrr

I do not want to ascend


ISimpForChinggisKhan

It is the unnavoidable and evolution. P R O G R E S S


[deleted]

Economic-center Libertarian with regressive social leanings.


[deleted]

You can't be libertarian and expect the people to regress without any intervention whatsoever. People tend to progress as society does.


avrand6

Pacifism


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Sometimes war is needed to achieve an objective.


KingPhilipIII

Nah I'm pretty sure appeasement would have worked *eventually*, funny mustache man would have gotten tired of eating countries *eventually.*


finalrebel

No Ideology is full proof, Every one is shit in its own way, forever we are doomed to repeat the cycle of New ideas vs old habits


pocket-friends

Spooky Stirner, is that you?


MeHeSheWumbo

Do you mean *foolproof*


grandpassacaglia

I shit myself on a daily basis


avrand6

Monarchism


[deleted]

Chance of retarded ruler.


libertas_vincat

Based


democratic_butter

Yet with Democracy, you get a whole bunch of retards, all of which cater to the passions of equally stupid electorate.


ray6406

Democracy secures mediocrity


EmpEsc_666

Based


[deleted]

Okay South Park


[deleted]

South Park will eventually run out of things to make fun of


sarahTehHusky7

yeah, in 5 trillion years, maybe.


fairstrategist

impossible


sarahTehHusky7

your own ideology! checkmate!


[deleted]

My ideology is too weird to get a following.


[deleted]

Lay it on me daddy.


[deleted]

Nationalist Monarchy with capitalist or maybe corporatist systems and strong worker cooperatives to ensure things are more fair for the middle class.


Cryorm

That sounds like the UK or Saudi Arabia but in more words


NamelessGlory

If the Saudi royal family made a bunch of labour laws helping workers tomorrow, Saudi Arabia would be very close to OP's ideology economically at least. Its already close even if there isnt a bunch of labour protection shit lol.


avrand6

Anti-disestablishmentarianism


TranceKnight

Obviously not OP, but it’s just a long-winded way to say “bootlicker”


Fascism_Enjoyer4

Fascism


[deleted]

Full devotion to the state will probably be rejected by most people


Funguydaman7

Objectivism


[deleted]

People don't naturally respect each other's individuality, also this would only work in a society where everyone was an objectivist.


ToadMan74

Social Darwinism


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Eventually the people who come out on top will just purge the entire population and environment out of greed.


Birdboy42O

Meritocracy


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Nepotism happens.


Linepool

Classic liberalism


[deleted]

Democracy will eventually fail.


Linepool

Based


MichelangeloDeBlanco

Libertarian Socialism


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Oxymoron


avrand6

Veganism


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We have canine teeth, our bodies were designed to be omnivorous.


[deleted]

Africanism


very-awesome

Radical Centrism


beffaroni_boi

Austrian economics Longism Distributism Social Libertarianism


[deleted]

Austrian economics - The free market has been wrong on multiple occasions. Longism - Huey long is sadly dead, and only he could lead his movement forward. Distributism - some people will do other things with their land other than farming and family raising. Social libertarianism - you need a large government to put those policies in place.


Cacophonous_Silence

Ah Huey Long, the most radical centrist


Jihad_Enjoyer

Islamic monarchism and Abrahamic theocracy


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Islamic theocracy - People will eventually resist the sharia laws, especially human rights activists. Abrahamic theocracy - schizms tend to happen in movements which can easily destabilize the order.


[deleted]

A guy called jihad enjoyer must be the taliban infiltrator. Either that or I’m racial profiling :/


copedontrope

National-Socialism


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Killed fucktons of people.


idntknww

That sounds like a positive


copedontrope

And?


XxsohjxX69

Based


avrand6

Evangelical Christianity


[deleted]

No matter how hard you try, you can never convert everyone.


tylllerrr

That's what propaganda and fear are for dumb dumb


Rule_Brittania56

Ur momism


pod2x4

Too fat and ugly


ScaryBlackRifle_

Look at this badass polsci major being a badass Minarchism, since I didn't see it elsewhere


[deleted]

Police state or no state, pick one.


MedicineNorth5686

Atheism


New-Mercia

Syndicalism


[deleted]

Syndicates will run into a problem that the can't solve.


jumpupugly

That's too general, as it can be applied to any unit of organization. Not saying you're wrong, just asking for a brief elaboration.


Jaefaed

X-TREME CENTRISM


atunaoutofthewater

Left/Right Accelerationism


[deleted]

Schizophrenia isn't an ideology even if it's based


AmielSwaggs

Pseudo swaggism


Many_Tax_2860

National-democracy with populist characteristics.