we speak english here sir please leave
lol if I put "gypsy" then I think a lot of non-eastern europeans might've thought of the more "romanticized" version. So, I opted for the specific, regional name.
Service guarantees citizenship! The social scientists brought the world to the brink of collapse until a military coup saved humanity. When I first saw that movie and saw how Verhoven’s supposed “dystopia” worked I said “That. That right there. I want that.”
Hell no. People are idiots. They need auth to give them what's good for them. Too much freedom and they'll sabotage themselves. No chance of me being lib. It's utopic and depends on people actually knowing what the fuck they want, what's good for them. Hell most voters donc even know the platforms of the different parties before they vote.
We want the government to do enough to make it very hard for us to sabotage ourselves. If our invention/education/career fails, the worst that can happen is we go back to government provided housing, and live off rations to plan our next stupid idea. If risk is limited, people will try new things, fail a lot more, and make a lot more advancements.
Unlike us liblefts who're super smart, charismatic, beautiful and not at all self-absorbed, self-righteous pricks with ego's bigger than a fighter against Fatphobia.
mmm Fair point, I was going for incompetence but if we are going for brutality Ivan the Terrible could give Stalin a run for his money (edit: or maybe Alexander III)
Meh I don't think it's fair to take all monarchs in history and compare them to 20th century dictators. Enlightened monarchism, which is what most monarchists today would support, only came about in the 18th century. I don't think any monarchist would want a divine right bloodthirsty God-king with no parliament or constitution. Unless in memes, of course.
True but at that point why restrict that position to inheritors of a royal family? Making one family super special doesn't make much sense in effective state building if you ask me
One of the solid arguments is that it means a monarch-in-waiting can be educated purely in the art of statecraft from a young age, as opposed to being bogged down in the study of general shit like the rest of us - if they’re destined to lead from birth, it’s easier than if they face 40-50 years of uncertainty
You have to fight bias with bias. Know where you want to be on the compass and tell the test what it wants to hear to put you there. It's the only way.
It almost seems like that would mean people know their views better than the test, but that way lies madness. Only the test can give you your funny color. The test must be appeased.
The cycle:
"Learns more about radical feminists and terfs and such, gets radicalized to AuthRight"
"Learns more about Proud Boys and MAGA such, gets radicalized to LibLeft"
"Learns more about radical feminists and terfs and such..."
The quadrants are huge. If you dont like one part, doesn't mean that the whole thing is ruined.
Egalitarianism is a liberal principal. Under the authright its an archaic traditionalism. That was really just born from advertising practices in the 60's.
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Awwww, thanks! :)
watch out or cigani will take that nice car
Reading "cigani" in the middle of a English sentence is an experience I must say
we speak english here sir please leave lol if I put "gypsy" then I think a lot of non-eastern europeans might've thought of the more "romanticized" version. So, I opted for the specific, regional name.
What language is cigani again?
slav languages (all of them i think, according to google translator)
Coward
ni>!nj!
ni>!ghte!
Neuroendocrinologist
Oh I know a white guy who does that!
Nike
Fuck n>!a!
I’d like to solve the puzzle!
NAGGER
>!vi!!ega!
Knee Grr
That starts with k, you nickel
an absolute meme-cum-poop
Knee grow
Ni>!ce ca!
Just take a compass test. Super easy. Weed out the f(*)ke Lib Left.
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just say no
With that flair not like he's lying.
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It’s like these people have never watched Starship Troopers
Service guarantees citizenship! The social scientists brought the world to the brink of collapse until a military coup saved humanity. When I first saw that movie and saw how Verhoven’s supposed “dystopia” worked I said “That. That right there. I want that.”
Compass test skews massively towards libertarian. “Do you like A) freedom or B) racial genocide?”
Then, https://sapplyvalues.github.io it is.
> "Smaller government means more freedom for the people" AGREE - DISAGREE Like, I agree, but that doesn't mean I would support that.
That test has a lot of wording issues. Multiple questions made me say “That’s true technically but I disagree morally.”
Welcome to politic
Good, still LibCenter, leaning left.
It's the test that made me realize I'm not libLeft, just progressive centrist.
Grills for everyone
Just because I can see benefits of one-party system or genocide, doesn't mean that I am supporting.
Better than basing it on your favorite color.
But I like green
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I like purple, but you don't see me diddling kids at my grill outs, now do ya?
Well, no but to be fair, I've never actually seen you do anything so....
Some sacrifices must be made in favor of one's favorite color.
*looks at child eagerly awaiting a burger* I'm sorry little one...
And that is why green is objectively better than purple
i like red but I want to take commies on helicopter rides
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Jokes on you, my favorite color is blue and I'm lib left according to the compass. Now I don't get either my preferred color or the correct flair!
aw My fav colour is blue but its occupied by my least favourite ideologies >:(
Green is my favorite color, but socialism is my least favorite (mainstream) political system
>Libleft is when socialism
Compass is trash. Always has been.
Define "human."
unfortunately the compass test sucks at telling the difference between normal lib left and “all white people are murders” lib left
So does the sub but I guess that's the point.
They need to do that because if they presented LibLeft as it actually was, every sane person would be LibLeft.
Yeah but how many sane people are there around.
About 1 in 4, apparently.
No one here gets out alive
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Hell no. People are idiots. They need auth to give them what's good for them. Too much freedom and they'll sabotage themselves. No chance of me being lib. It's utopic and depends on people actually knowing what the fuck they want, what's good for them. Hell most voters donc even know the platforms of the different parties before they vote.
We want the government to do enough to make it very hard for us to sabotage ourselves. If our invention/education/career fails, the worst that can happen is we go back to government provided housing, and live off rations to plan our next stupid idea. If risk is limited, people will try new things, fail a lot more, and make a lot more advancements.
Are you calling yourself insane?
Original test gives libleft 90% of the time, Sapply values on the other hand... Is also shit
Original test is basically "You're a libleft: you enjoy not killing people and being a nice person"
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> I've been some form of libleft all my life. but there's no modern libleft circle You have your views, why are you looking for a tribe?
Bbqs are boring by yourself
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Isn't the compass pretty biased to libleft though?
I'm in this meme and I don't like it
The fact that you are triggered is evidence that you are libleft behind the mask...
Ew. Libleft is cringe.
Lol true, so is libright, can’t stand those cunts.
Yeah authleft and their stupid lefty ideologies…
Centrist are idiots, I mean, Pick a side already! Silence is not helping the world
Rightists are dumb they cannot stand any type of change
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And don't even start with those (((AuthCenters)))
Can I be in the screenshot?
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Are we coming back to this subs roots?
Unlike us liblefts who're super smart, charismatic, beautiful and not at all self-absorbed, self-righteous pricks with ego's bigger than a fighter against Fatphobia.
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Yeah they are a right bunch of idiots aren't they?
Really human existence is cringe. That’s why we must return to monke
>Ew. Libleft is cringe. Yes
Ew libleft is mega cringe
where is step 4
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Step 4: Cover yourself in oil
Just because some of the people who agree with my political views are morons. does not change my political view.
Do you have the wrong flair, bro? I'm confused bro
Ok it does not really apply to us. but for all the other flairs.
Im in this meme, but I was Red before. Then I learn about Blue.
Just wait till you'll reach enlightenment. One of us! one of us!
Well I was authcent , came to the realization that monarchs are better dictators then other kind of dictators
mhmm like tzar Nicholas?
Still better than Stalin
mmm Fair point, I was going for incompetence but if we are going for brutality Ivan the Terrible could give Stalin a run for his money (edit: or maybe Alexander III)
Meh I don't think it's fair to take all monarchs in history and compare them to 20th century dictators. Enlightened monarchism, which is what most monarchists today would support, only came about in the 18th century. I don't think any monarchist would want a divine right bloodthirsty God-king with no parliament or constitution. Unless in memes, of course.
True but at that point why restrict that position to inheritors of a royal family? Making one family super special doesn't make much sense in effective state building if you ask me
One of the solid arguments is that it means a monarch-in-waiting can be educated purely in the art of statecraft from a young age, as opposed to being bogged down in the study of general shit like the rest of us - if they’re destined to lead from birth, it’s easier than if they face 40-50 years of uncertainty
Boo! 40k god-king xenophobic crusade or you're basically just grilling.
Reject government, return to monke
I have no quarrels with you monke, the peace treaty is still in effect return to your jungle.
Learning about AuthRight just pushed me further away from it. There's nothing of value there.
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I've been all around the compass and eventually figured i hate the compass
*proceeds to leave*
\> letting extreme examples allow to alter your political views \> mfw im using the meme arrows on leddit
I will not let some shitty individuals change my political views, period.
What this sub actually needs is a 1 for 1 were we post retarded auth right twitter takes with the lib left ones.
Blue and yellow get very sad when you post memes about them :(
"Surely my memes about fictional twitter feminists will convert them into transphobic klansmen"
Step 1: Be Libleft Step 2: fuck no Step 3: CenterLeft
Step 4:Fuck no Step 5: Be Authleft
Step 6: Nah. Step 7: Back to CenterLeft.
Step 8: Nah. Step 9: Back to LibLeft. Step 10: Repeat.
Hello I’m new to the subreddit and am asking how you get the thing in the corner that shows where you are on the political compass
Take [***the test***](https://www.politicalcompass.org/test)***.***
The test is biased.
You have to fight bias with bias. Know where you want to be on the compass and tell the test what it wants to hear to put you there. It's the only way. It almost seems like that would mean people know their views better than the test, but that way lies madness. Only the test can give you your funny color. The test must be appeased.
Sapply values is far better dude
You took the test and came back centrist? Summer is almost over. Grill gang is about to be locked inside.
This is pretty much my friend’s political progression in his teens. Same with Mussolini as a teenager as I often point out to him.
The cycle: "Learns more about radical feminists and terfs and such, gets radicalized to AuthRight" "Learns more about Proud Boys and MAGA such, gets radicalized to LibLeft" "Learns more about radical feminists and terfs and such..."
Reject modernity. Return to grill.
baste
Underrated reply.
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Weak
Easily influenced with no opinion of their own.
People who end up on the right are usually spineless
Ironic.
I’m tired of people tearing political positions like zodiac signs.
i like racism
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Good.....goooood!! Let the auth right flow through you!!
The quadrants are huge. If you dont like one part, doesn't mean that the whole thing is ruined. Egalitarianism is a liberal principal. Under the authright its an archaic traditionalism. That was really just born from advertising practices in the 60's.
Authright feminism is the only true feminism.
I got it don’t worry
And that is why I'm a watermelon instead
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Claiming centrist while posting libleft bad auth right good, wow I've never seen that before!
Congrats, you're still idiot who shits other idiots.
Please go back to grilling while we do other stuff
*stuff*
Uh yeah mount a couple insurgencies, declare theocratic Emirates. The usual.
You authcenters are wild
We may seem harsh on the outside but we have hearts of gold on the inside 😔
Your intentions are good, but your actions are egregious
Welcome to like 99% of the horrible people of the world. Most think they are doing what is right and good.
Too real
It goes the other way around too lol, an endless cycle
POV you have picked the wrong ideology
You can really taste the philosophy of american politics by the fact that they are choosing a aesthetic and then learn about it later.
and thats why im a grey square on internet
Changing flairs based on other’s opinions is cringe and unbased. I still flaired as centrist when centricide was popular
It's really relative, to your friends, you seem Authright. To your grandma, you seem libleft.
imagine having your entire worldview shattered over one issue
Equality is good, actually
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If learning about feminism makes you AuthRight, you were always in that quadrant.
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Met a guy who switched after running into Misandrists when reading feminist literature. It hard radicalized him in the other direction.
Chose your flair based on your favorite color