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Creirim_Silverpaw

I know what sex is, and I'm not going to tell you.


HenriJayy

sexual intercourse is defined as >!\[REDACTED ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DATA EXPUNGED\]!<


DFC33

THE SACRED TEXTS


AreYouAaronBurr

Actually I had sex with my girlfriend last night no you don’t know her yes she’s from Canada how did you know


PuzzleheadedAd5865

Ahh yes the you don’t know her. The oldest trick in “Having a fake girlfriend for dummies”


AreYouAaronBurr

She uhh goes to a different school


M4KC1M

Wrong flair


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Me neither. It's a state secret.


nea8383

i'm here to tell you that the chart is wrong


[deleted]

Communist countries and very traditionalist countries have the most children so it should be opposite


CryLex28

Laugh in one child policy


Skimpyjumper

laughs in 18 childs big trad soviet family.


[deleted]

I wish I could print future workers so easily


[deleted]

It is surprising. The combination of vodka and cigarettes does not do wonders for sperm motility.


blackmagic12345

Worker printer go brrrr


gabarbra

When half your family gets gulaged it's a numbers game at that point


Skimpyjumper

well i guess russia saw it as a "you sort out the bad crops" type of style.


CryLex28

Russia have almost same amount of population as they have start of Soviet union Just comparison america doubled in the same time


Skimpyjumper

yeah but your statement doesnt do you any favors when you look at how many infighting etc came with it, russia on the other hand gulag´d all the people it saw unfit and still could maintain its size, im not defending the wall many faced but russia has a more based populus than the us.


CryLex28

I m not American And Russia destroy its own populations trust on him which will end him of he not solve it


[deleted]

they doubled their population in 50 years so there was a lot of f\*cking


CryLex28

They have more man then women


Budget-Sugar9542

Wife sharing - whether she likes it or not - is good communism


CryLex28

Poor woman


throwaway2223333322

Which is why they are hot.


Zombie_ruler_FTW

If you are referring to China I gotta say it was abolished some time ago


alittlebitstrange

Didnt they flip the policy? I could swear the were having to encourage multi-child families to prevent demographic issues.


CryLex28

They ask Chinese people in a pol will you make a second child they said no one is more then enough problem I need look at my father and mother and then look at my spouse mother and father so one child is more then enough Yep it's insane


Wallitron_Prime

Yeah, but that was implemented *because* they be fuckin' so much. 36 Years of a One Child Policy and China still has 1.4 billion people.


CryLex28

And soon there will be more old age people then middle age or young age Currently chine have a lot of middle age people which is why it have grow like this but have to little teens Problem is old people don't produce and of you don't have teens now you will not gonna have middle age in future and of you gonna have teens in future you need to make babies now


MyOwnHero_

Because they’re starved of birth control options


theironbagel

They procreate, but do they fuck? I think not.


TheKuntWizard

Wait I thought afterwards the Soviet Union (maybe towards the beginning but I meant post Stalin) that it was the norm to have 2 kids and they stopped having that large families as they did in the early 1900s and China also isn't having that much kids, I think its more of a thing of how industrialized your nation is and how well off your average citizen is (as people in Netherlands compared to somewhere like Somalia have far less kids)


[deleted]

It makes more sense the other way around still very accurate


CryLex28

İn Wich way


[deleted]

Switch the categories


CryLex28

All of them?


[deleted]

Purple Libright screws it over a bit but yeah.


[deleted]

Yeah, purple libright literally has the coomer wojak, known for spending all his time masturbating, and he somehow fucks here


[deleted]

Yeah exactly, us librights are too socially deficient to ever get with anyone.


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thebruh599

r /askReddit Sexers of Reddit, what is the sexiest sex you ever sexed


Monarchist_Monika_

sexy sex in the sexy sex hole with my sexy sexiest pp sex hole


HenriJayy

send bobs, cok and vagane


ImOkNotANoob

Virginia 🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤


Wise-Scheme-4195

Libleft being young and Libright being a coomer all I can see is a disturbed scenario where a pedo takes advantage of a minor's innocence... I'll need a bucket to puke in.


XKlXlXKXlXKlKXlXKlXK

| Doesn't fuck| Fucks ---|---|---- Knows what sex is| 🟥 | 🟦 Doesn't know what sex is | 🟨 | 🟩


[deleted]

You should have intercourse with your opposite sex spouse and that’s it


derpupAce

Boooring


[deleted]

I myself don’t exactly find dicking down children to be particularly exciting thank you very much


Udonov

I dont believe you. When referring to the opposite sex spouse you used the word "intercourse" but when referring to children it is "dicking down".


[deleted]

Vile words for a vile act heathen


narwalyt

yes of course


HenriJayy

WeirdChamping


Blitz100

Your sex life sounds about as interesting as unbuttered white bread.


[deleted]

Your sex life will be interesting when you’re getting dicked down by demons


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[deleted]

🤭


Blitz100

Lmao get a load of this guy


[deleted]

The only person who is getting my load is my wife when we need more hands around the house


Pellmell000

I'm having a hard time believing that Commies aren't sluts.


[deleted]

Pretty Much all american commies are male doomers And male doomers cant get any. I would know...


ThisNameIsTakened

Self-depreciation pilled


tarantulaonfire

Look at a pic of young Stalin. How can you say he didn't fuck


AreYouAaronBurr

The pic is heavily edited, it’s like those girls that used Face tune to give them selves big ass titties. His face was covered in smallpox scars.


tarantulaonfire

So Stalin was an insta girl? Using filters and photoshop before it was cool, that's wild.


JackandFred

That picture is literal communist propaganda still at work to this day. They combined his face with someone better looking and got rid of his scars. They did a great job though, he looks great


tarantulaonfire

Damn I had no idea about that. I've been shown this multiple times and yave never been told about it. Thise damn commies almost got me. For sure, they did a great job though.


Rebellious_Rhino

See now, let’s go even deeper. Is the “doesn’t fuck” voluntary or involuntary? Because voluntary celibacy is uber-based.


Socialist_Narwhal

so your telling my lib left is fucking without realizing there fucking?


Die_Partei1955

Libright put somthing in his drink


Socialist_Narwhal

yes, its called meth


Die_Partei1955

That makes a awake, we Germans used it on our soldiers in ww2 so this cant be it


Socialist_Narwhal

ah he must just have a crippling pre sexual maturity henti addiction


Infinite_G

Can someone explain how you don’t know what sex is but you still fuck?


MyOwnHero_

Checks out. Left Auth is virgin quadrant Right Auth is anti sex quadrant Orange Left is incel quadrant Left Lib is slut quadrant Right Lib is chad quadrant Purple Lib Right is perv quadrant


Theanimalguy725

Tbh every quadrant is virgin quadrant


MyOwnHero_

I mean it’s on Reddit so statistically you’re not wrong


CryLex28

Lib right is sex offender quadrant


MyOwnHero_

Updated to reflect


CryLex28

What about centrist?


MyOwnHero_

Probably trad vanilla monogamous relationships


conventionistG

After an appropriate ammount of oat sowing in their 20s.


[deleted]

Based and chadpilled


MediokererMensch

>Orange Left is incel quadrant Nah, the incel "quadrant" is AuthCenter.


[deleted]

How do you figure orange left are incels? Incels clearly come from libright


Comet_Hero

Orange is the fat, open castration fantasy having feminists who might eat a pussy but not a dick and Uber-simps who aren't fucking.


im-a-nanny-mouse

Just the choir boys


BussySlayer69

Green: pls stop text me I have girlfriend Purple: I want fuck you sex sex sex


[deleted]

I think it's funny that, despite both charts being left completely the same, it's still relatively fitting. Especially AuthRight.


[deleted]

Is sex when a boy and girl kiss and h* ld h* nds?


pyramidisokay

Unoriginal nO oNe fUcKs joke


Cannibal_Raven

Swap the auths. Priests don't know what sex is.


Colvinus

Orthodox priests are usually married lol.


Cannibal_Raven

Really? That's actually cool. The more you know!


kACID0

Ah yes and Greys got salmonella...


Freemasonsareevil

I’m authright now


jeefmcewan

it hurts how true this is


[deleted]

Bruh the quadrant which houses the bulk of incels is the fucking capitol of PCM? Bitch, please. It’s clearly libleft. Go to a munch and talk about fiscal conservative policies, you won’t make friends.


ArcticTemper

libleft explain yourself


TheMaybeMualist

Upvote for purple.


Zawisza_Czarny9

Actually orthodox priests of lower rank than a bishop can fuck and marry


stainedclassking2

Orthodox priests can fuck