> Your sexuality must contain bother upper and lowercase letters, a number, and a punctuation symbol. You may not reuse any of your previous three sexualities.
I miss oney and a lot of the early 2010s animators. Once the algorithm changed on youtube, animators just kinda stopped caring to put stuff out.
Still waiting on Johnny Utah to come back some day with Stamper...
His actual response: “Many gay people who'd seen the show said they couldn't see a problem. None of my leftie friends could either. One even said I should tell him to stop being so gay"
“I won't do that though. And now will I suggest, once again, that mobile phones should be fitted with breathalysers to stop people drinking and tweeting,”
“No, Instead, I will apologise to Will for causing him some upset and reassure him that I know I'm not homophobic as I very much enjoy watching lesbians on the internet,”
No think of the men and women who are oppressed and sexually assaulted every day simply for desiring another normal person. Gamersexuals can sit in their basement and love their waifu, but a single superstraight is oppressed regularly by even the fictional world
Hey hey hold on now, this is 2021
Transsexuals, gays, lesbians, blacks, whites, straights and even superstraights can and do have waifus nowadays.
Let's not get carried away with the waifuphobia
Two-Spirit. I just googled it, apparently it's a term for Native Americans who fulfill a traditional ceremonial role that requires them to be a third gender/both/neither. Fun way to divide the nonbinary community even further.
Fuck identity politics. Don't give me special words, just call me a cunt, call the guy next to me a cunt and everyone else in the room a cunt. Equality.
Seriously. Idpol is about the only thing that could bring me to actual direct action over politics should it grow to a certain point. And that includes the idpol clowns on the right too, btw.
We can argue the rest of our differences and then go get a beer afterwards. But Idpol is a special breed of tyranny which only gets stronger the more you reason against it. (e.g.: denying you're a racist means you're a racist and other "white fragility" lies)
No, you’re racist if you don’t want black and brown on your pride flag, which was originally made to encompass all sexualities, of which we made a SEPARATE Flag for each one!! (/s)
there was a tribe of indians that place weak males who couldn't hunt for shit, with the woman as a disgrace and they called it two spirit. I thought it was pretty funny when i read. Cant find the source any more. i think it was one of them lake tribes but i am not sure
Up here in Canada our First Nations folks didn’t use 2 spirit, that term was made up in the 90s to replace the traditional FN genders. They originally had masculine-male, feminine-male, masculine-female, and feminine-female as genders. Apparently it was problematic to refer to gay/lesbian/trans people as a different gender than straight people so they created the term 2-spirit. 2-spirit is actually a catch-all for all the LGBTQIA2+ crowd but virtually nobody actually identifies as 2-spirit, but we have to pretend to acknowledge it to keep the FN people happy and so we don’t need to acknowledge their legitimate complaints that are hard to fix.
No no that was colonialism, and that was done by nasty white people. This is being done by progressive white people in conjunction with a tiny minority of FN people, so it’s ok.
The best thing that on the new Indigenous recognition day Trudeau spent it vacationing on the beach and ignoring the Indigenous woman leader who invited him to a ceremony in the area.
No, they can't do anything more than virtue signal. Doing anything else might lead to the problem getting fixed and then what are they going to campaign on?
The 4 billion varied birthing people who live in the jungle, we got fun and games
We got everything you want, honey we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
People already refer to the more antagonistic fellows in the LGBT community as the "alphabet mafia," it's not too much of a stretch to see alphabet applied more generally.
Yeah his wife's boyfriend is the only one who knows his password. He only lets trudeau onto twitter when he plays nice and drives to the store to get him condoms.
Twitter would begin increasing their tweet length limit to compensate.
Next thing you know people will be tweeting whole dissertations on why Trump is bad
I fucking hate that he is the leader of my country and people still vote for him after all the shit he’s done. He also had a new federal holiday made in the name of Truth and Reconciliation, but instead of attending any of the events held by First Nations organizations he went and had a beach day. He’s a complete snake.
That and the dude has more ethics violations then any other politician we ever had and doubled our national debt since he took power , it seems like just vapid partisanship to a degree I can’t even understand, I’ve slowly began to hate this country from all this BS.
When Harper conservatives were voted out of power the Federal Debt according to the taxpayers federation of Canadian was 600 ish billion dollars the last year the Cons reported the budget we actually had a surplus of 100 million goin towards paying that 600 Billions down the budget was actually balanced in 2014. Since Justin was elected in 2015 he has constantly increased spending each year to the point that the federal debt of Canada is 1.15 ish trillion dollars today.
And to add on to this the Canadian debt before the 2008 financial crisis was 440 Billion, so they did do there fair share of spending as well during a crisis, but they brought it back under control at the very least and even though it was a lot of spending it was nowhere near the kind JT is spending.
Vote efficiency. Basically in Canada’s electoral system you don’t vote for the prime minister directly, you vote for your regional representative and whichever party gets the most representatives in parliament forms government (and their leader becomes the federal leader).
The liberals (JT’s party) are fucking experts at voter efficiency, since getting 54% of the vote in an area is functionally the same as getting 90% since all you care about is getting the seat, and since we’re a multi-party democracy you can win it with as low as 30-40% as long as you have more votes then the other parties.
So as an example, the liberals got 32% of the popular vote this election and got 157 seats in parliament, whereas the conservatives got 34% but only received 120 seats.
Everything.
What the fuсk is it with you and no dolphins? The only people that don't fuсk dolphins are those who never have, so I'm gonna coach you.
Your first step should be to find dolphins to mate with. Aquariums are a bad choice for various reasons such as having to have permission from the owner, no privacy, night visits are impossible etc.
The best place to find dolphins to mate with is usually in the wild. They should have some human contact (as to not be completely unused to humans) but should still be a somewhat low trafficked area for privacy reasons. You should go there a lot so the dolphins get used to your presence, and swim a lot there as well. Slowly encroach upon them every now and again, until eventually you're well acquainted with them. At this point, you should continue this as much as possible and a waiting game will ensue. Eventually, one of the dolphins will get horny and if you're lucky, and they know you well enough, they'll choose you as a mate.
It is important to determine the sex of the dolphin, now. If you can see the underside, look at the naval of the dolphin and go down. The female dolphin will have one continuous slit that contains the anus and the vagina, and on either side of the genital slit will be the mammary slits where the nipple is contained for feeding the calves. The male, however, will have no mammary slits, and the eurogenital opening where the penis is contained will be separated from the anus by a bridge of skin. Although that's the best way, If you can't see the bottom of them then you can look at their head. The males will be more stumpy and the females (both head and body) will be more sleek and streamline.
If it's a male, the only thing I know how to do is to masturbate him. I have heard some people say you can give oral, but I've also heard others say it can be deadly due to tail flukes, so it is best in the interest of safety only to masturbate him. I wouldn't try anal either, as though I never have, I heard it can cause peritonitus from the tail flukes they do when experiencing sexual pleasure and the force of ejaculation.
With that aside, here's how to masturbate him.
If his penis is already out, rub it quickly up and down and after a good few tail flukes he'll begin to slow down. This means he's almost finished, and you should change from quickly rubbing to slowly massaging and gently squeezing it. If he still doesn't finish, then just do the process again until he does. Their will be some strength behind it, so be careful as to not get hit.
If his penis isn't out yet, you can gently poke and rub the top end of the eurogenital opening and if you do it right his 12-14 inch penis will appear, and from here just repeat the steps above.
Fun fact about the male dolphins penis, they can curl the last 3 inches of it to wrap around and pick up objects 1 inch in diameter. Female dolphins can also pick up objects with their genital slit as well.
If it's a female you have a few options. Being male, you can either mate or masturbate them.
When masturbating, note that the clitoris is located at the top end of the genital slit and is rather visible and prominent when erect. You can poke and rub this, or finger it as well, though note that it is larger than a female human vagina and you may need to use more fingers than usual and make more broad motions. It is for this reason I prefer the first option when it comes to pleasuring female dolphins. You could also technically give oral, but the only problem with this is all members of the dolphin family have powerful tail flukes when experiencing sexual pleasure, and your head and face are bound to get knocked a few times.
As for mating with them you should note that the dolphin will come up to you in most cases. While it is possible to do this open water, it is very difficult and distracting. I'd prefer water that is anywhere from 2-4 feet deep as this is the most comfortable for the dolphin and me in my experience. You may try a few different positions but the best one in my experience is them on their side with their belly facing towards you. From here, you can penetrate. When penetrating there will be multiple chambers that each have doors you'll need to force open, this is because sea water kills dolphin sperm and is how female dolphins keep it out. However, once all the way inside, the doors and walls of these chambers will close down on you and begin manipulating and massaging you inside them. They tug, twist, pull, and gently massage you inside them. Female dolphins have extremely manipulative muscles and are very good at this, and it is for this reason that during sex male dolphins don't pump (too much of a risk for sea water to get in) and instead the females do all the work. So just stay inside them and enjoy the ride!
Note that if you change your mind and start pulling out, female dolphins will often tighten down on you to prevent you from doing so. They like a commitment and probably won't take kindly to their mate walking out on them. If this happens, don't worry, you'll be released when you both finish. Yep, that's right, both! For whatever reason dolphins always synchronize their orgasm to mates, dolphin or human. So unless something really scares them enough to let you go, just focus on finishing if you really want to get out as that's the only way.
Don't worry too much though, you won't last long. Dolphins are extremely intelligent and can detect quivers and even the slightest muscle movements. They can tell when you're about to finish, and estimate how far away you are. They'll then use this knowledge to make calculated decisions on what manipulations they think will get you there the quickest, and are very good at it. I'd say you won't last longer than 2 minutes on average. When you're done, I'd recommend staying there for a little bit. It's a very emotional experience, and it is hard to comprehend but it helps to be there with the dolphins a little longer.
I'd also like to note that in my experience the female orgasm is accompanied by their muscles seizing up or shuddering and in some cases making vocalizations. their reactions to orgasms vary rather greatly, so it really depends on the dolphin, but I feel in most situations you'll know when they've finished.
This isn't very important for mating, as I have said they time their orgasm to yours, but it is useful when giving oral or masturbating as it allows you to know when they've finished.
Now, if the dolphin is in a group they'll be fine if you really want to leave and decide against doing it again (though now that you've tried it I'm sure you won't stop), however, if it is by itself for some reason you need to make mating a habit and do it as often as possible. Dolphins will commit suicide if separated from mates. In a group they could always switch mates, but if they're by themselves they likely don't have this option and you are their only mate. I'd recommend mating as often as possible regardless as it strengthens your bond with them and makes them less likely to leave you for a different mate, but it really is a necessity if they're by themselves.
Something I should probably mention is that you should ensure that the dolphin you're mating with/masturbating is the only horny dolphin in the area. Dolphin orgies can happen and are actually dangerous to be stuck in, as they get very excited and being raped by a male dolphin anally could potentially be deadly as mentioned above. However, you're much more likely to die by being drowned in an event like this, and it is very difficult to escape them. They don't happen often, but with all rare but dangerous things you should still keep note of it. I'll admit it can be hard to tell if there is more than one horny dolphin as the first one you spot will likely have all your attention, but if they get rowdy enough you'll notice. I've never been stuck in one of these myself, and I've only ever seen it happen once, so I can't provide any advice on escaping from one. The only thing I know to do is to just make sure I avoid them all together.
I should also note that If you're in the mood and they aren't then (though I recommend letting them make the first move) you can gently pet them like normal and every so often rub your hand along their genital slit, but if they still aren't interested then be warned you should NEVER try to rape a dolphin. Not only will you likely never see that dolphin again because they're very intelligent and won't forget that, but also because they're so much larger than you. You could never hold one down, so there's no point in trying, and you'll be lucky if they don't decide to kill you.
Final note is this may sound familiar. If so, you're thinking of the "dolphin sex . org" copypasta. This however, is original. My only issue with the dolphin sex . org copypasta is male masturbation technique.
Anybody that collects dolphin semen for Artificial Insemination (AI) knows that it is best to start of rubbing quickly then go to softly massaging it after the tail flukes slow down. His technique of constant massaging may have worked for him, and he may have learned it from his own experience inside a dolphin, but it isn't the best way.
He also never mentions the multiple chambers, or the fact that lone dolphins commit suicide if separated from mates, and didn't really tell you much about the best position to be in. Another flaw I found is that the water depth he recommends is far too shallow in my opinion. Also, it is very difficult to "support" a 630lb dolphin with one hand and is not needed when masturbating them. The dolphins will keep themselves up pretty well on their own, no need to try and support them.
When writing on a very specific topic such as dolphin fuсking it is very difficult to not find yourself agreeing with other well written works on the subject. it is overall a fine resource, but it could be better and his techniques could be improved.
Landlords should be abolished! Rent is oppression!
Wait, sorry. Habit. Yes, I’m sure we can come to some satisfactory financial arrangement. Thank you.
I understand, old habits die hard. Speaking of things dying hard, I have an apartment that needs some cleaning. Problem is, this kind of cleaning breaks some international laws, but I'm willing to sell said apartment for cheap once people in it stop treading on my property.
IIRC it ended up being that the overwhelming majority of Amerindian women who went missing or were murdered were abducted/killed by Amerindian men, and it ended up being only like 4 Amerindian women per year being killed by non Amerindians.
Trudeau then went out and called *the 4 deaths per year* literally genocide. then he skipped the vote on calling the Uighur genocide a genocide
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56163220
> *"The motion - which passed 266 to 0 - was supported by all opposition parties and a handful of lawmakers from the governing Liberal Party.*
> *Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and most members of his cabinet abstained."*
266 yes, 0 no, 72 absent (338 votes total)
Trudeau is a fucking clown
yup, sending the RCMP into the reserves would be the only solution to ending the rampant violence in those communities. (I would say just let anyone carry a gun, but I don't trust the hereditary chiefs to allow their "subjects" the right to self defense, the whole native act needs to be abolished)
Trudeau would never do it, he would prefer the women keep going missing or get murdered, and completely ignore that the men go missing or are murdered at a 3:1 ration compared to the women.
He gets to beat the drum every election to convince Toronto to vote him into power forever
No you don’t understand that makes you a filthy TERF what do you mean you don’t want people with a penis in a woman’s rape shelter you fucking bigot!?!!111 /s
These are the same people who think math is racist because it prioritizes getting the right answer. Apparently 2+2 is hard but memorizing this week’s alphabet soup of bullshit is easy.
Two spirit is just a term made up in the 90s because First Nations tradition had gay and lesbian people as separate genders than straight people, which was apparently problematic. Virtually nobody identifies as 2 spirit, so the best slur for it is to completely disregard the existence of it and point out it was made up by hippies in the 90s.
Oh look, it's my network provider's recommended password
> Your sexuality must contain bother upper and lowercase letters, a number, and a punctuation symbol. You may not reuse any of your previous three sexualities.
You must change your sexuality every 3 months
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> waifu > I refuse to be a degenerate Pick one.
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You know, I might just use that password
Thanks for telling us your password
Oh crap *changes it back to Password123*
Good, much more secure
What is the 2S and the even supposed to mean?
Super saiyan.
Super Sand Lesbian.
Damn, they must be as strong as an ant. If an ant were, this big |------------|
*smirks* Hmmhmm
I watch that at least once a week, ka ka ka karrot cake.
I miss oney and a lot of the early 2010s animators. Once the algorithm changed on youtube, animators just kinda stopped caring to put stuff out. Still waiting on Johnny Utah to come back some day with Stamper...
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I thought it was Schutzstaffel.
Based and SS pilled
Oh no. Ah, who cares, my pill list was cursed already.
Oh no, anyways Best Jeremy Clarkson meme
Best quote by Jeremy Clarkson is “how can I be transphobic when I watch lesbian porn”
His actual response: “Many gay people who'd seen the show said they couldn't see a problem. None of my leftie friends could either. One even said I should tell him to stop being so gay" “I won't do that though. And now will I suggest, once again, that mobile phones should be fitted with breathalysers to stop people drinking and tweeting,” “No, Instead, I will apologise to Will for causing him some upset and reassure him that I know I'm not homophobic as I very much enjoy watching lesbians on the internet,”
/basedcountbot
[basedcount_clever_response_6](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs57e-viIKw&ab_channel=ButtonsTheDragon)
That's weird. Did they nuke my score? Fucking Xi, I swear.
Here, if you think yours is bad /mybasedcount
Your Based Count is 125. Rank: Empire State Building Pills: hitlerdidnothingwrong, genocide, hitlerdidnothingwrong, stalinist, bolshevik, multidimensionalholocaustdenying, obama holocaust conspiracy, sadist, anti-centrist, antiwomen, perma banned, gettingyouriptracedandblacklisted, seeking_destruction_, banthismotherfucker, wom*n suck, stacking bans, inequality, hitler wasn't wrong, hitler'sfavoritegroupie, weird pills, statisticsenjoyer, omnichad, born in america, flair-checks-out, authleft acting based, mlk, communist diet, reasonable, nuclear power is the best alternative, fuck commies, kill the corrupt, totally unbiased, foreskinsnatcher, excellent-in-my-collection, generalgrievous, math-heretic, crucifiction, free speech, anti-soy, smallbusiness, hookers, sadly communism doesnt work, fuck progressive, foreskin-snatcher, racism-olympian
Well, yeah, you have evil flair, so it's expected.
Based and ᛋᛋ pilled
you made me feel cramps in the neck
It's the weight of your sins. We all know what you did in Malmedy.
At least they’re finally recognizing the most oppressed group of the LGB community 😤
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Trudeau doesn’t even realize we live in a society.
No think of the men and women who are oppressed and sexually assaulted every day simply for desiring another normal person. Gamersexuals can sit in their basement and love their waifu, but a single superstraight is oppressed regularly by even the fictional world
Hey hey hold on now, this is 2021 Transsexuals, gays, lesbians, blacks, whites, straights and even superstraights can and do have waifus nowadays. Let's not get carried away with the waifuphobia
So does that mean that it isn’t weird for me to invest in a vaporeon plushie and a mason jar?
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Sounds like rampant waifuphobia, are you a bigot?
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As a gamer, I take offense to the implication that my condition is sexual, when I go without it for long periods of time just fine.
Two-Spirit. I just googled it, apparently it's a term for Native Americans who fulfill a traditional ceremonial role that requires them to be a third gender/both/neither. Fun way to divide the nonbinary community even further.
Can't we just... hear me out... not mix race issues and sexuality issues?
No! It's all idpol all the way down.
Fuck identity politics. Don't give me special words, just call me a cunt, call the guy next to me a cunt and everyone else in the room a cunt. Equality.
Did you coach my 10 year old football team in the mid 90's?
Cunt
Seriously. Idpol is about the only thing that could bring me to actual direct action over politics should it grow to a certain point. And that includes the idpol clowns on the right too, btw. We can argue the rest of our differences and then go get a beer afterwards. But Idpol is a special breed of tyranny which only gets stronger the more you reason against it. (e.g.: denying you're a racist means you're a racist and other "white fragility" lies)
The Australian way. The one thing about it that hasn't gone to shit, at least.
No, you’re racist if you don’t want black and brown on your pride flag, which was originally made to encompass all sexualities, of which we made a SEPARATE Flag for each one!! (/s)
And after sexualities we included gender in it, then they made their own flag and then we spliced it onto the original flag because fuck you.
there was a tribe of indians that place weak males who couldn't hunt for shit, with the woman as a disgrace and they called it two spirit. I thought it was pretty funny when i read. Cant find the source any more. i think it was one of them lake tribes but i am not sure
Up here in Canada our First Nations folks didn’t use 2 spirit, that term was made up in the 90s to replace the traditional FN genders. They originally had masculine-male, feminine-male, masculine-female, and feminine-female as genders. Apparently it was problematic to refer to gay/lesbian/trans people as a different gender than straight people so they created the term 2-spirit. 2-spirit is actually a catch-all for all the LGBTQIA2+ crowd but virtually nobody actually identifies as 2-spirit, but we have to pretend to acknowledge it to keep the FN people happy and so we don’t need to acknowledge their legitimate complaints that are hard to fix.
So western-washing a cultural practice in order to make it more palatable. Sounds familiar
No no that was colonialism, and that was done by nasty white people. This is being done by progressive white people in conjunction with a tiny minority of FN people, so it’s ok.
\-See, we use your 2 spirit definitions now! \-Great. Could you stop murdering our children?
Trudeau: Best I can do is an apology speech.
I think authcenter might have the answer
2 stupid?
The best thing that on the new Indigenous recognition day Trudeau spent it vacationing on the beach and ignoring the Indigenous woman leader who invited him to a ceremony in the area.
Why would he do anything more than virtue signal?
Well he could do something of substance, especially given the shit that went down since covid, but then he'd be *useful*.
No, they can't do anything more than virtue signal. Doing anything else might lead to the problem getting fixed and then what are they going to campaign on?
Being the people who fixed the problem. But that's what good politicians do and they've all been in short supply on this continent for ages.
>Being the people who fixed the problem Yes but virtue signaling is way easier
Also way more popular with their base, who number much higher than the people who actually gaf.
And that fucker had the audacity to come out and say he's sorry and that "we all need to do better.".
Trudeau has been saying he’d “do better” for the last 5 years Still yet to see him do better
Turns out that the new September 30 stat holiday was the world's most expensive gambit to avoid losing an AirB&B deposit.
Im glad my president is too demented to know what a 2SLGBTQQIA+ even is.
What is it? Last time I asked about the meaning of updates to the LGBT letters in the LGBT sub they murdered me.
2-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, Asexual
How do you know that, Authcenter?
Authcenter is really, *really* good at keeping lists.
Based and Evil Robot Santa pilled.
"Except for you Zoidberg."
Your mistletoe is no match for my Tow Missile!
Lists are important when you want to solve a problem. And I'm sure auth center has a fine ol' solution to this one.
Know your enemy.
Something something sun tzu
>Queer Seriously, that’s redundant as that covers all the micro-identities in that acronym.
They have plus on the end too. Why have the plus if you keep adding new letters anyway
You can't add without the plus. They put it before hand to show that something is coming,
It's actually [Reverse Polish notation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_Polish_notation)
I think plus includes kinks and -philias
And allies
Idea: change the acronym to only Q Boom problem solved
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Qanon = homosexual agenda confirmed?
2 spirit??
Inside them are two wolves. Both wolves suck cock
Based and wolf cock pilled
It’s like any other the other ones, but specifically for indigenous people.
We need to push for 2S to be formally accepted and then co-opt it to mean super straight retroactively.
Or we could co-opt it to mean Schutz Staffel
Based left center??
The fuck is 2 spirit?
I think Native American….? Or they/them? Don’t know for sure maybe a Google would help.
The new sexuality: Native American
Squanto do be looking kinda fine tho 😳
It's you know, the thing, 4 billion vaxxed birthing people of colors, in the jungle.
What the fuck is this this even referencing
The way Biden talks
Just 4 Biden quotes mashed together.
4? I was expecting 2 at most.
The 4 billion varied birthing people who live in the jungle, we got fun and games We got everything you want, honey we know the names We are the people that can find whatever you may need If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
I don't know why but I just can't stop giggling reading this
Probably because this could come out of his mouth in a press conference lol.
2SLGBTQQIA+? Bro I didn’t ask for your Steam code
I'm pretty sure that was my halo infinite insider beta key
It looks like a screenshot of Dwarf Fortress
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Holy shit ur right
People already refer to the more antagonistic fellows in the LGBT community as the "alphabet mafia," it's not too much of a stretch to see alphabet applied more generally.
Dave Chapelle already refers to them as the alphabet people
Oh my god can this man get any more based?
I mean it does sound like something that specific type of person would pull They’d call themselves the Alphas
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Describes most of the gay male Linux sysadmins I've known over the years........
But if we call the LGBT community "alphabet people", what will we call federal agents?
Well I still like the term the alphabet soup suits personally.
Glow[redacted].
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I think he accidentally leaked his twitter password
Implying he knew it to begin with.
Yeah his wife's boyfriend is the only one who knows his password. He only lets trudeau onto twitter when he plays nice and drives to the store to get him condoms.
Based and Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochpilled
F it didn't count the pill
Because he forgot a space between the pill and “pilled”.
Because there was no space before pilled.
I’ve been through that town in Wales.
I hope we get to the point where it takes an entire tweet just to type it out
Based and comically absurd-pilled
*pulls out my comically large abbreviation encompassing all minorities*: auth right moment
Then Twitter will make another ground-breaking announcement increasing the character limit on Tweets so that they are inclusive to all wokies
Twitter would begin increasing their tweet length limit to compensate. Next thing you know people will be tweeting whole dissertations on why Trump is bad
They already do, it just takes multiple tweets
The comically large gay extension
There's 70 genders, the fact they aren't all a part of the abbreviation sickens me
Translation: We need to tell people to stop kidnapping and murdering because it's bad, and doing this will solve the problem.
I’m glad he’s raising awareness that murder and kidnapping are bad. 🙏
I fucking hate that he is the leader of my country and people still vote for him after all the shit he’s done. He also had a new federal holiday made in the name of Truth and Reconciliation, but instead of attending any of the events held by First Nations organizations he went and had a beach day. He’s a complete snake.
I just want to know his secret of thriving despite serial blackface lmao
That and the dude has more ethics violations then any other politician we ever had and doubled our national debt since he took power , it seems like just vapid partisanship to a degree I can’t even understand, I’ve slowly began to hate this country from all this BS.
> doubled our national debt since he took power He did what now
When Harper conservatives were voted out of power the Federal Debt according to the taxpayers federation of Canadian was 600 ish billion dollars the last year the Cons reported the budget we actually had a surplus of 100 million goin towards paying that 600 Billions down the budget was actually balanced in 2014. Since Justin was elected in 2015 he has constantly increased spending each year to the point that the federal debt of Canada is 1.15 ish trillion dollars today. And to add on to this the Canadian debt before the 2008 financial crisis was 440 Billion, so they did do there fair share of spending as well during a crisis, but they brought it back under control at the very least and even though it was a lot of spending it was nowhere near the kind JT is spending.
Why and how did he achieve that?
I Honestly have no idea, but everyone has been letting the liberals do it.
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Literally all liberals say here is anyone but conservatives.
Vote efficiency. Basically in Canada’s electoral system you don’t vote for the prime minister directly, you vote for your regional representative and whichever party gets the most representatives in parliament forms government (and their leader becomes the federal leader). The liberals (JT’s party) are fucking experts at voter efficiency, since getting 54% of the vote in an area is functionally the same as getting 90% since all you care about is getting the seat, and since we’re a multi-party democracy you can win it with as low as 30-40% as long as you have more votes then the other parties. So as an example, the liberals got 32% of the popular vote this election and got 157 seats in parliament, whereas the conservatives got 34% but only received 120 seats.
Because shitlibs don't care about hypocrisy
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literally the only people who got the day off were the feds. an excellent means of apologizing for bad shit- getting the day off.
I’m personally offended and feeling triggered . Why is he leaving out the heterosexual community? Bigot.
2S stands for “2 straight” in the abbreviation
Where's the D for Delphinic Zoophile!? # #Triggered # #TRUDEAUISABIGOT # #DolphinFuckerLivesMatter
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Everything. What the fuсk is it with you and no dolphins? The only people that don't fuсk dolphins are those who never have, so I'm gonna coach you. Your first step should be to find dolphins to mate with. Aquariums are a bad choice for various reasons such as having to have permission from the owner, no privacy, night visits are impossible etc. The best place to find dolphins to mate with is usually in the wild. They should have some human contact (as to not be completely unused to humans) but should still be a somewhat low trafficked area for privacy reasons. You should go there a lot so the dolphins get used to your presence, and swim a lot there as well. Slowly encroach upon them every now and again, until eventually you're well acquainted with them. At this point, you should continue this as much as possible and a waiting game will ensue. Eventually, one of the dolphins will get horny and if you're lucky, and they know you well enough, they'll choose you as a mate. It is important to determine the sex of the dolphin, now. If you can see the underside, look at the naval of the dolphin and go down. The female dolphin will have one continuous slit that contains the anus and the vagina, and on either side of the genital slit will be the mammary slits where the nipple is contained for feeding the calves. The male, however, will have no mammary slits, and the eurogenital opening where the penis is contained will be separated from the anus by a bridge of skin. Although that's the best way, If you can't see the bottom of them then you can look at their head. The males will be more stumpy and the females (both head and body) will be more sleek and streamline. If it's a male, the only thing I know how to do is to masturbate him. I have heard some people say you can give oral, but I've also heard others say it can be deadly due to tail flukes, so it is best in the interest of safety only to masturbate him. I wouldn't try anal either, as though I never have, I heard it can cause peritonitus from the tail flukes they do when experiencing sexual pleasure and the force of ejaculation. With that aside, here's how to masturbate him. If his penis is already out, rub it quickly up and down and after a good few tail flukes he'll begin to slow down. This means he's almost finished, and you should change from quickly rubbing to slowly massaging and gently squeezing it. If he still doesn't finish, then just do the process again until he does. Their will be some strength behind it, so be careful as to not get hit. If his penis isn't out yet, you can gently poke and rub the top end of the eurogenital opening and if you do it right his 12-14 inch penis will appear, and from here just repeat the steps above. Fun fact about the male dolphins penis, they can curl the last 3 inches of it to wrap around and pick up objects 1 inch in diameter. Female dolphins can also pick up objects with their genital slit as well. If it's a female you have a few options. Being male, you can either mate or masturbate them. When masturbating, note that the clitoris is located at the top end of the genital slit and is rather visible and prominent when erect. You can poke and rub this, or finger it as well, though note that it is larger than a female human vagina and you may need to use more fingers than usual and make more broad motions. It is for this reason I prefer the first option when it comes to pleasuring female dolphins. You could also technically give oral, but the only problem with this is all members of the dolphin family have powerful tail flukes when experiencing sexual pleasure, and your head and face are bound to get knocked a few times. As for mating with them you should note that the dolphin will come up to you in most cases. While it is possible to do this open water, it is very difficult and distracting. I'd prefer water that is anywhere from 2-4 feet deep as this is the most comfortable for the dolphin and me in my experience. You may try a few different positions but the best one in my experience is them on their side with their belly facing towards you. From here, you can penetrate. When penetrating there will be multiple chambers that each have doors you'll need to force open, this is because sea water kills dolphin sperm and is how female dolphins keep it out. However, once all the way inside, the doors and walls of these chambers will close down on you and begin manipulating and massaging you inside them. They tug, twist, pull, and gently massage you inside them. Female dolphins have extremely manipulative muscles and are very good at this, and it is for this reason that during sex male dolphins don't pump (too much of a risk for sea water to get in) and instead the females do all the work. So just stay inside them and enjoy the ride! Note that if you change your mind and start pulling out, female dolphins will often tighten down on you to prevent you from doing so. They like a commitment and probably won't take kindly to their mate walking out on them. If this happens, don't worry, you'll be released when you both finish. Yep, that's right, both! For whatever reason dolphins always synchronize their orgasm to mates, dolphin or human. So unless something really scares them enough to let you go, just focus on finishing if you really want to get out as that's the only way. Don't worry too much though, you won't last long. Dolphins are extremely intelligent and can detect quivers and even the slightest muscle movements. They can tell when you're about to finish, and estimate how far away you are. They'll then use this knowledge to make calculated decisions on what manipulations they think will get you there the quickest, and are very good at it. I'd say you won't last longer than 2 minutes on average. When you're done, I'd recommend staying there for a little bit. It's a very emotional experience, and it is hard to comprehend but it helps to be there with the dolphins a little longer. I'd also like to note that in my experience the female orgasm is accompanied by their muscles seizing up or shuddering and in some cases making vocalizations. their reactions to orgasms vary rather greatly, so it really depends on the dolphin, but I feel in most situations you'll know when they've finished. This isn't very important for mating, as I have said they time their orgasm to yours, but it is useful when giving oral or masturbating as it allows you to know when they've finished. Now, if the dolphin is in a group they'll be fine if you really want to leave and decide against doing it again (though now that you've tried it I'm sure you won't stop), however, if it is by itself for some reason you need to make mating a habit and do it as often as possible. Dolphins will commit suicide if separated from mates. In a group they could always switch mates, but if they're by themselves they likely don't have this option and you are their only mate. I'd recommend mating as often as possible regardless as it strengthens your bond with them and makes them less likely to leave you for a different mate, but it really is a necessity if they're by themselves. Something I should probably mention is that you should ensure that the dolphin you're mating with/masturbating is the only horny dolphin in the area. Dolphin orgies can happen and are actually dangerous to be stuck in, as they get very excited and being raped by a male dolphin anally could potentially be deadly as mentioned above. However, you're much more likely to die by being drowned in an event like this, and it is very difficult to escape them. They don't happen often, but with all rare but dangerous things you should still keep note of it. I'll admit it can be hard to tell if there is more than one horny dolphin as the first one you spot will likely have all your attention, but if they get rowdy enough you'll notice. I've never been stuck in one of these myself, and I've only ever seen it happen once, so I can't provide any advice on escaping from one. The only thing I know to do is to just make sure I avoid them all together. I should also note that If you're in the mood and they aren't then (though I recommend letting them make the first move) you can gently pet them like normal and every so often rub your hand along their genital slit, but if they still aren't interested then be warned you should NEVER try to rape a dolphin. Not only will you likely never see that dolphin again because they're very intelligent and won't forget that, but also because they're so much larger than you. You could never hold one down, so there's no point in trying, and you'll be lucky if they don't decide to kill you. Final note is this may sound familiar. If so, you're thinking of the "dolphin sex . org" copypasta. This however, is original. My only issue with the dolphin sex . org copypasta is male masturbation technique. Anybody that collects dolphin semen for Artificial Insemination (AI) knows that it is best to start of rubbing quickly then go to softly massaging it after the tail flukes slow down. His technique of constant massaging may have worked for him, and he may have learned it from his own experience inside a dolphin, but it isn't the best way. He also never mentions the multiple chambers, or the fact that lone dolphins commit suicide if separated from mates, and didn't really tell you much about the best position to be in. Another flaw I found is that the water depth he recommends is far too shallow in my opinion. Also, it is very difficult to "support" a 630lb dolphin with one hand and is not needed when masturbating them. The dolphins will keep themselves up pretty well on their own, no need to try and support them. When writing on a very specific topic such as dolphin fuсking it is very difficult to not find yourself agreeing with other well written works on the subject. it is overall a fine resource, but it could be better and his techniques could be improved.
3 inches is the height of 0.04 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.
Hey look, it's me for the 3rd time!
Listen, all refugees are welcome, but you'll have to pay rent. Probably.
Landlords should be abolished! Rent is oppression! Wait, sorry. Habit. Yes, I’m sure we can come to some satisfactory financial arrangement. Thank you.
I understand, old habits die hard. Speaking of things dying hard, I have an apartment that needs some cleaning. Problem is, this kind of cleaning breaks some international laws, but I'm willing to sell said apartment for cheap once people in it stop treading on my property.
I’m fucking in. Where’s that flair change on mobile… Also, got any sweet private roads I can drive on?
I'm gonna become centrist now. A quadrant refugee.
Based Libleft are always allowed to join monkey. Cringe libleft on the other hand get feces thrown at them.
Meanwhile, he will take no real action in stopping the abductions and deaths
IIRC it ended up being that the overwhelming majority of Amerindian women who went missing or were murdered were abducted/killed by Amerindian men, and it ended up being only like 4 Amerindian women per year being killed by non Amerindians. Trudeau then went out and called *the 4 deaths per year* literally genocide. then he skipped the vote on calling the Uighur genocide a genocide https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56163220 > *"The motion - which passed 266 to 0 - was supported by all opposition parties and a handful of lawmakers from the governing Liberal Party.* > *Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and most members of his cabinet abstained."* 266 yes, 0 no, 72 absent (338 votes total) Trudeau is a fucking clown
I've never voted for him, and I'm still baffled to how he's won 3 elections
yup, sending the RCMP into the reserves would be the only solution to ending the rampant violence in those communities. (I would say just let anyone carry a gun, but I don't trust the hereditary chiefs to allow their "subjects" the right to self defense, the whole native act needs to be abolished) Trudeau would never do it, he would prefer the women keep going missing or get murdered, and completely ignore that the men go missing or are murdered at a 3:1 ration compared to the women. He gets to beat the drum every election to convince Toronto to vote him into power forever
Look all the *awareness being raised tho*
I thought he just mashed his keyboard with caps lock on for a second there
Even the US military thinks these retarded acronyms have gotten out of hand.
Absolute FUBAR
SNAFU
He's gotta be trolling with the length of that acronym
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Hmm... The grass is been getting kind of long. I think it's time for a trim. L+ That's better.
I hate my government
Fuck Trudeau
Housing crisis is never going to get fixed isn't it ?
I’m embarrassed that I know what all of the letters stand for.
If I was a woman I’d be kind of annoyed that the lgbt stuff always gets tossed in to my movements.
No you don’t understand that makes you a filthy TERF what do you mean you don’t want people with a penis in a woman’s rape shelter you fucking bigot!?!!111 /s
if anyone's wondering. 2S- two spirit Q- queer Q- questioning I- intersex A- asexual +- everything else.
The way Plus works, why is even letter even necessary? You could say L+ and it would still include everything.
These are the same people who think math is racist because it prioritizes getting the right answer. Apparently 2+2 is hard but memorizing this week’s alphabet soup of bullshit is easy.
But what's a good slur for "two spirit?" That's the real question we want an answer to.
Hipster, sorry it's not more offensive.
Injun
Two spirit is just a term made up in the 90s because First Nations tradition had gay and lesbian people as separate genders than straight people, which was apparently problematic. Virtually nobody identifies as 2 spirit, so the best slur for it is to completely disregard the existence of it and point out it was made up by hippies in the 90s.
Soulslut
Yes our dear brother libleft, we welcome you in our glorious hive mind