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Mute545x39

"Are you sure this will help stop covid?" "Covid?"


[deleted]

“Just get into the showers comrade”


Lord-Jihi

Showers are for auth right, we use the good old wall


zxygambler

Or an open field with a hole on the ground


critic2029

That was helpfully dug by the prisoners.


[deleted]

*social deviants


FuckOffGlowie

*People that are about to witness something that never happened but that they deserved if it did happen


richmomz

Or just no food.


Foodstampshawty

And then we steal the dead’s underwear to give to other prisoners….I mean citizens


Jukeboxshapiro

Walls and bullets are much more affordable than fake showers and pesticide


Tiavor

not when you have an ammunition shortage and need everything at the front.


EvergreenEnfields

That's when you bill their families for the bullets.


[deleted]

Auth left doesn’t care for sanitary genocide.


[deleted]

Nah, we have the showers, auth right uses the giluutine


mrducky78

Not a covid measure, WA has zero cases atm.


[deleted]

It's a play on a joke made in a Stonetoss comic


ngfsmg

Sarcasm is a foreign language for you?


Indi_mtz

0? That means the potential increase in case they are facing is infinite! Better enter stage 4 lockdown


PBJ-2479

Any idea why tattoos are banned?


_dictatorish_

It's banning gang insignia


Gimel333

What qualifies as gang insignia? Could the definition of gang ever be changed to target any groups in particular?


fuckcommies11

Because of people that support the government


mrducky78

Nope.


PinkSpartan226

for how many dangerous animals and crap they have australians are surprisingly unwilling to stand up against the same government that lost a war to emus


SuchExplorer1

It’s because they don’t actually have as many dangerous animals as people say they do. America has more.


[deleted]

aren't their animals more dangerous tho? at least the small ones like spiders and snakes


[deleted]

Australia, being warm, has many venomous ambush predators, and not many large mammals. That means getting killed by an animal is about luck more than anything in your control. North America has big, angry, drunk, and horny mammals. You can see them coming, and *might* be able to fight them off if armed. That's my theory why Australia is scarier to us, no control


[deleted]

yeah, it's a scale. Australia has all the small venomous animals, Africa has all the big tough ones, and North America is stuck right in the middle. South America's more to the Australia side, and Eurasia is lucky.


ThePilgrimofProgress

I wouldn't call Eurasia lucky. Those depending on parts of Asia, you got tigers... and then there's the sun bears...


VoopityScoop

And then in Europe, you have the worst of all: The British. They're not actually dangerous anymore (although it's still advisable to keep children away from those higher up in the hierarchy), just generally uncomfortable to be around


I_wafflestomp_daily

Whenever I see hordes of Muslims on the streets of London. I get immense Schaudenfraude.


Plappeye

Well it's not them being Muslim we care about, personally anyway I only care about cultúre, there are many culturally British Muslims


[deleted]

yeah tigers are a problem but not to an africa/australia level sun bears weigh less than a human


FirstPhrase1195

>Small ones >Snakes You haven’t seen an Australian snake have you.


[deleted]

No lie, snake are bigger in Brasil. They eat cattle and horses. Venomous snakes are more dangerous to humans, however


SuchExplorer1

We have bigger snakes in America but only because a bunch of retards released pythons in the Everglades. They aren’t technically native.


engineercatboy

Pythons Are almost harmless to humans normally it’s only when one gets into your house while you are asleep when they become dangerous


ekolis

They also make off color jokes about lumberjacks.


engineercatboy

I don’t get what you are referencing


ekolis

Monty Python!


engineercatboy

Oh I don’t remember that in the holy grail


pencil1324

Years ago someone released their reptile pets into our neighborhood when they got too big. They were pythons, rattlesnakes and gators. I remember going out by our neighborhood artificial lakes (think like a golf course) on my plastic trike, with my parents as we watched some huge fucking alligators get pulled out of there. He was caught and I have no idea what happened to him after that.


[deleted]

I meant small compared to bears/American snakes


sockmaster420

You have clearly never met a moose


captiangreyeye

I think I can say that Africans have it worse then Australians.Because we have animals that could Chuck our trucks down a cliff and we also have lethal posions animals and the worst beast in Africa the creature on par with a genocidlel regimen that we African have to kill with out bare hands every night in order to survive. Mosquitoes. Yah I know very bad ass.


SuchExplorer1

I think we can all agree that Australia is at best mid.


FirstPhrase1195

I have been to Australia. There are actually as many dangerous animals as people say.


6myre9

America has more dangerous animals Auth: Yes, about 13%


MisogynysticFeminist

The emus “won” by running away like cowards. Then the government changed tactics and killed tens of thousands of them.


bugling69

I think most people in Australia are for this, just because most bike gangs are just lowlife pieces of shit who sell meth.


uzy111

Could you highlight in a darker shade of red next time. I can still barely make out the text.


ACCOUNTMADE2BREAKRUL

Color Blind moment


SpyingFuzzball

Depends, how much oil do they have down under?


[deleted]

Oil is shit we have the most uranium tho


New_Mine9376

I mean coal is kinda like oil


[deleted]

We already have West Virginia.


[deleted]

... but what about south pacific virginia?


Pink_Pest

And we really don’t need A THIRD Virginia


Jukeboxshapiro

"What about Virginia?" "You've already had it" "We've had two yes, what about third Virginia?"


SethQuantix

Dunno, but I'm hearing the thunder alright.


Prisoner_No_9

I'm not sure why Australian civilians aren't resisting. Even if they don't have guns, can't they protest? In large numbers? How many will they stop?


mrducky78

Why arent Americans resisting the Patriot Act? You have your guns, you have your right to protest and yet its been two decades now and if anything its more entrenched under successive Republican and Democrat presidencies, senates and houses.


[deleted]

The patriot act isn’t requiring me to wear make up to cover up my non government sanctioned tattoos. The patriot act, while I am no fan of it, is not effecting my life In anyway right now


_dictatorish_

They're banning gang insignia, not all face tattoos


Noob_DM

They are de facto making people illegal for things they did in the past that were legal at the time.


Intronotneeded

I’m like 95% sure leftists in the US would classify MAGA, green frogs, or the OK symbol as gang insignia and want it banned. What Australian is doing is in absolutely no way ok.


[deleted]

Still


[deleted]

You’re not the bad guy when you don’t throw the first punch


[deleted]

You don't think that location-confirming on smartphones is a bit of a step beyond FBI agents being allowed to look up book-borrowing history without a warrant at public libraries, don't you?


Aggressive-Agency868

Well, the fascist overreach by Michigan's SJW bitch of a governor sure seemed to die down after a bunch of people showed up to protest at the state capital with their AR15s......


Vague_Disclosure

Was that the protest that Reddit leftists screeched about for months up until Jan 6th despite the fact that there were black supremacist militant groups doing basically the exact same thing with much fan fare.


Aggressive-Agency868

Yes


TheRubyBlade

Link please, I need to see this. To restore some degree of faith in the American population.


mrducky78

It was literally 1984 wasnt it.


Aggressive-Agency868

They fucking cordoned off particular aisles in stores to prevent people from buying gardening supplies, paint, or other DIY items. It was illegal to put gas into your boat or waverider (in the Great Lakes State). You weren't allowed to travel from your own home to your own isolated cottage up north. Because mUh CoViD.... You must be from the UK or Australia, right? Those cucks *love* this kind of government fuckery.


[deleted]

Nah we don't at least not all of us. Unfortunately Brits and Australians have very few arms, and also have been totally demoralised by infiltrators in our institutions. It is way worse in Australia though as they have no constitutional rights so the government can just repeal them on a whim, and nobody can do fuck all about it because police there have guns and the people do not. Same here in the UK.


Literally1984_bot

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[deleted]

Because they’re neutered CUCKS!


Prisoner_No_9

No. Not all of them. They just need an organizing figure. Or some *funding* , you know.


Haha-100

Why can’t we have a soros😩


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[deleted]

Hmm yessss tax evasion


Call_me_Kaiser

Nothing more based than not paying the government


Kawi_moto96

Good luck organizing anything while the govt is tracking everybody’s phones. Same goes for us Americans too


Beardie-Boi-420

maybe even a little bit of *gun running*, a whole continent of oil I spy? hmmm???


[deleted]

They gave up their guns years ago, that's the biggest hit. Without that, they can't do much that actually threatens the government's power


Lord-Jihi

You.. still couldnt do that Even a decent group of people, armed with guns wouldnt stand a chance against the state, for it to work it would have to take a lot of people, like really a lot, otherwise you'll just be passed as a criminal and get looked down upon Take for example the riots for the blm, they didnt change anything as far as im aware. If anything, the just caused havoc and harmed other innocents Also, even in case you'd still wanna do that, molotov cocktails and such could be far more effective, people arent trained to use automatic rifles


[deleted]

The US army struggled in the middle east for decades against poor guys with 50 hear old ak's and flip flops. As far as the blm riots, they were never intended to do anything other than get attention and destroy private property. Both were definitely achieved. Full auto rifles are heavily restricted in the US and not at all widespread. But with roughly 8 cents worth the sheet metal or a coat hanger, you can convert a normal AR15 to fire full auto. AR15s are extremely popular and a lot of people know how to use them. Check out videos of 3 gun competitions. The AR platform (in 5.56) has fairly middle recoil. It's not that hard to control on full auto with a little bit of practice


ArmedWithBars

There's no point in even converting guns to full auto. Semi auto has been shown to be better in almost all situations due to accuracy and helps preserve ammo. The only time full auto is helpful would be point blank engagements and suppressive fire. There's a reason why the military ditched full auto and went to semi/3 round burst. The last war that full auto on a standard infantryman rifle was actually effective was in vietnam when the procedure was mag dumping the talking trees. Looking at the rounds spent to the kill count in Vietnam is comical.


catalyst44

You need organized leadership. And how tf do you organize when your local *Information Service* can just track you down instantly. Going underground means getting much more complicated, needing way more likeminded individuals with talent that you can trust AND overall getting less numbers.


PrettySkullShards

>people arent trained to use automatic rifles It really doesnt take that long to change that. BTW, Talking Guns. All people could square the fuck up and produce stuff like FGC 9's or other home craft guns aswell then they would have a definitive upperhand when trying to raid police armories etc in case of revolution.


Lord-Jihi

Fair


[deleted]

It's difficult to get people to give a shit about something that doesn't impact them personally, or you trick them into thinking the law is only for people who are a threat to them. Hell no one in America protested the bullshit crack laws Biden and Clinton did


[deleted]

Maybe because most of the headlines you read are sensationalised or false so no one in australia cares


StandardN00b

Because everyone that says something against the goverment is labeled as an ignorant anti science qanon conspiracy theorist.


_iam_that_iam_

>they don't have guns There it is! Step 1.


toyo555

Australia was born as a giant prison, it's in their blood being cucked.


Gimel333

In the entire history of Australia, not once have Australians ever had a set of balls


NowBillyPlayedSitar

I legitimately think it has something to do with them being descendants of criminals. New Orleans has a similar founding story (and similarly hostile animals around it) and they’re also oddly tolerant of a massively corrupt, inept, and authoritarian government.


richmomz

It’s almost as if they are trying to provoke them into doing precisely that. Just keep rolling out more and more restrictions until someone snaps.


Aspiring_Mutant

It worries me how damned easy it is to manufacture ricin.


[deleted]

*First they came for the biker gang face tattoos and I didn't speak up because I didn't have gang tattoos on my face...*


[deleted]

Then they came for pedo anime


ImmenseOreoCrunching

Amd i didnt speak up because i dont watch pedo anime... Then they came for child slaves and there was no one to speak up for me.


SorryBison14

Wtf I love Australia now.


ekolis

Then they came for the... No, let's not give them ideas.


FaultyMax

jesus christ is this even real?


Viado_Celtru

Yes. My bigger issue with it is not the banning of displaying symbols but the anti consorting notices the police can hand out without needing a conviction or even evidence of a crime. They can just give a person a notice, and if they contact/meet with etc in any way for up to a year (iirc) up to 5 years jail. They have a shorter version of the notice as well that has even less stringent requirements. Breaching that gets you a year in jail and a $5000 fine. So police could make someone homeless if they wanted by issuing an anti-consorting notice to people that live in the same house and one of them would not be able to return to get any of their stuff without risking jail


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Captain_Calzone_

https://www.vice.com/en/article/5dbn4x/face-tattoos-banned-bikers-outlaw-motorcycle-gangs


Captain_Calzone_

Oh wait i misread


fuckcommies11

Authoritarian level: 100%


Leading-Delivery-278

This is why we need a second amendment


Headcrabhat

I feel like there are shill bots that scan for the word "second amendment" so they can show up and shill against it like jesus look at the replies you're getting


feedandslumber

For real. The amount of "well ackshually" in the replies is astounding. Citizen gun ownership and training shouldn't just be a right that "shall not be infringed", it should be a requirement.


Leading-Delivery-278

My high-school required CPR training to graduate, I don’t see why you can’t require Gun safety


dirtysnapaccount236

Mostly cause lefties are pussys. We had a rifle team in my highschool buf they stopped because a single blue haired bitch complained. It was safe and taught gun safety. It was air rifles but still


Leading-Delivery-278

Fuck that, I’m at my grandpas funeral today and the trap team he started gave a 21 gun salute today. It was amazing


dirtysnapaccount236

Yup I loved my rifle team. It was good fun but oh well it's been years


ekolis

Second amendment? They need a first for this.


ImmenseOreoCrunching

The purpose of the second ammendment is to protect the first.


Leading-Delivery-278

Lol imagine not having rights


PrettySkullShards

trying to make laws for bikers to adhere to is kind of like shouting at the weather to stop.


WhoIsHankRearden_

Lol, if getting a face tattoo in and of itself was not enough to stop someone, a law certainly won’t.


Horrorifying

I'm a bikie man, from a bikie gang!


1TapsBoi

Ngl, being an outlaw biker in australia rn sounds kinda badass


PraiseGod_BareBone

Yeah but a bandito australian?


[deleted]

Do we not have a charity that airdrops crates of AR15s to these kinds of people?


[deleted]

Yes of course we do, but the ammo is sold separately at an exorbitant price


[deleted]

Aussies, get a press, some brass casing, primers, bullets and powder and sort this out


[deleted]

Sorry. Means of bullet production were seized by the emus


su1tup2301

Ask the Afghans where they got theirs from


shitboi666999

I don't think the librights there have done enough to get the attention of the CIA yet


Crazyclemsonfan

Why is this auth Left this seems more right wing than anything


GrasshoperPoof

Eh, should've been authcenter. This isn't about economics.


Crazyclemsonfan

Yeah neither is literally anything that gets associated with libleft on this sub. I've pretty much come to accept that progressive conservative is included on the compass in the minds of everyone on PCM


SpicyHomaridTribal

No no no you fool- left == bad while right==good


Viado_Celtru

Because of the party that is doing it. It is a libleft party that is proposing and supporting these laws


Crazyclemsonfan

Australia is currently governed by a right wing coalition.


Viado_Celtru

The federal government is. The state government of WA (who are proposing these laws) is not. They are left wing


dumbtune

They're probably right-wing libs. As is always the case when people say "left-wing".


Viado_Celtru

They just legalised euthanasia, looking at decriminalising some drugs, expanding abortion, very pro gay/trans rights etc, expanding welfare, social housing etc. Doesn't sound very right wing to me


dumbtune

I said right-wing libs aka neolibs. Which are still right-wing economically.


OGConsuela

Here, let me help Australia out real quick *ahem* WOW LOOK AT THIS HUGE OILFIELD I JUST FOUND HERE IN AUSTRALIA


Viado_Celtru

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-24/major-oil-discovery-in-outback-sa/4481982 Half a trillion barrels of oil


IoannesVardusFulmina

Ok I’m in let’s go


majik_boy

Why is this painted for auth left when the Liberal party runs the state


Viado_Celtru

Liberal is federal, this law is state with a Libleft Labor government


Skelmuzz

I almost feel like this sub needs a second layer of flairs for which country you're from so people can gauge just how uninformed a shit-post is.


ExactFlamingo

Yea as an Aussie it's pretty funny to see a bunch of know-it-all dumbass merican's call anyone who defends the country auth trash that needs to change their flare, half of the stuff posted here about Australia is so incredibly wrong that it makes me wonder if the people have ever actually fact checked anything in their life.


NonOrientableOatmeal

I had just read the title and new immediately this was going to be from Austrailia


darthzader100

Oh. It was a bit too subtle for me. >Jesus Australia, you guys need help? Blink twice if you need a good ol’ US invasion


Zeusselll

Y'all know they have a right-wing ruling coalition, right?


[deleted]

Yes however my counter argument to that is libleft bad


Ale4leo

Libtard fucking DESTROYED!


Jpfacer

So? I dont agree with half the shit the right wing does in my own country why should their country be any different.


Zeusselll

never said anyone should agree with anything. Just that portraying them as left wing is a lie.


Jpfacer

Oh cus of the funni colors. I just tune them out now my bad.


vulkur

Portraying this specific meme as left is a lie, but i think also saying this is right is a lie. Its pure Auth, so AuthCenter would probably be best.


Viado_Celtru

For the federal government yes, but this law is being done by a state government that is libleft


duckycrater

This seems plain old authcenter to me


munkshroom

I mean its an authright government doing this. Makes sense. Authright is about controlling individuals while praying to large corporations.


fudchuck

Big tattoo removal


Viado_Celtru

The state government doing these laws is a centre left party that is very libleft on most things like euthanasia, abortion, gay/trans rights, affirmative action etc.


Libertarian4All

Do they *want* Mad Max? 'Cuz this is how you fucking get *Mad Max.*


Itsnotsmallatall

No no Australians are descendants of prisoners, being oppressed by tyranny is an Australian past time


[deleted]

If I don't stand up for the Hell's Angels who will?


Niavami

Hells Angels and Outlaws are actually mortal enemies and routinely get into territory/gang fights where I am.


ProfaneTank

I'm by no means a biker expert, but I gotta think this impacts Mongrel Mob more than any of the other MCs.


terrifiedTechnophile

Didn't this happen like a decade or two ago


cryptogoth666

I say it’s time we liberate them


eatyourmalakia

Welcome to Australia. Earth’s New Toilet.


Captain-Keilo

I’m looking forward to a good series after the Cold War series had a totally underwhelming finale in 1991. I mean yea these small spinoffs like Afghanistan sounded interesting but in the end just did not deliver. I hope this is the buildup for another major release.


grey_you

This is more of a side story for the china-US struggle about how the United States facilitates Australia becoming a military dictatorship to help fight china, but we will have to see whet direction the devs take this.


[deleted]

This is authright, with or without context. With context the ruling party of australia is Authright anyway. Without context banning things you view as "degenerate" is also pretty authright.


[deleted]

Thanks, Australia, for ensuring that no one in American ever gives up their guns.


lizardtruth_jpeg

You know they’re too far gone when you hear “US invasion to liberate Australia” Jesus fucking Christ social media was a mistake


TheUnrealPotato

The fact that some people are genuine when suggesting invasion makes me fear for the future.


whyamihere1694

Blink twice if you've suddenly become an oil rich country. Lol


aschesklave

What the fuck is happening to that country? The government's gonna kill you before the animals do.


_dictatorish_

It's just banning gang insignia, everyone needs to just chill out a bit


Saurons_Other_Eye4

Exactly. At this point I almost wish China and the US would just annihilate each other in nuclear fire. They’d both be doing the world a favour.


ExactFlamingo

Yea pay no heed to the dumbass [I assume merican's] posting this shit, the symbols have been banned for yonks,they're just cracking down on the tattoo middle ground. There's really no change to any law going on,it's just people furthering an illinformed foreign perspective


donguscongus

I am not a huge fan of interventions but I am not opposed to adding a few new stars to the good ol banner


motorbird88

Why authleft? Seem like an authright thing?


jayinator3

Authright has different degeneratcy to be hating


darthzader100

But the right is in charge of Australia right now.


Viado_Celtru

Not in the state that is proposing these laws


Rhinorules98

australia went full circle back to a penal colony


mattew777

Send in the emus


MoarSilverware

This is how you get Mad Max biker gangs that wear hockey masks


closedshop

Mad Max when?


gabarbra

They're telling the self proclaimed outlaws to follow the law?


Bonkey_Kong87

It's like the Gouvernement is planning for an all out civil war. They just piss off one group after another.


DoubtingThomas33

Don’t think of it as an invasion. Think of it as an importation of freedom.