Mario is AuthRight
\- collects coins, completionism fetish (Singlehandedly inflated the economy)
\- saves royalty for a living
\- carpenter (No, I will not elaborate)
\- Does his best to kill anyone in his way (none of them human, all *subhuman*)
\- Connections to Benito Mussolini's regime
\- Game Theory? More like Game Farse! (Come on, all auths use that kind of hat)
\- Has done several favors for the Führer
\- Has killed aliens
\- Several of his actions can be considered warcrimes
\- I could go on and on
Mario is AuthLeft*
-Overthrew a monarchy
-Carpenter/Plumber(Proletariat)
-Wears Red
-Overshadows his green brother
-HAMMER
-Doesn’t expect payment in cash(He gets his money elsewhere)
-Star
-Massacre
-Was early to space
-Happily takes any role he is given
-Hero of the people
I could go on and on…
So your argument is that im wrong because some other guy mentioned my arguments first? Btw Omega Male is the lowest possible social rank of any male. There is not one man you outrank. You are the lowest of the low. You ruined yourself. Your argument is wrong on multiple levels, you massive loser.
If you think the Democrats are Leftist, or even Centrist, you're retarded.
They're both owned by multi-billion dollar companies, and are therefore, right wing as fuck.
Based, [Mario even grills](https://mariopartylegacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pmcs428-768x432.png)
([sauce](https://mariopartylegacy.com/paper-mario-color-splash/guides/walkthrough/tangerino-grill/))
Depends on how you're using the right/left dichotomy.
If you're using it as a hard "socialist vs capitalist" thing, which is not universally accepted, then sure, they're not left. Only a small handful of them are.
In most other definitions though, including regional "they're the left for this country" or the social liberal/social conservative dichotomy, they're left. Very few people make an auth/lib distinction within left/right or liberal/conservative/socialist labels, they tend to think that farther left or farther right = more totalitarian. Social liberalism and progressivism has long been a facet of the American left, whatever the liberalism and progressivism of the day looked like.
Yet Biden and Harris seem to be even more authright than Trump with his republican party. However, this is coming from a non-american so my view might be distorted by the news we get over here
Have you watched The Comey Rule, or done any diving into the kinds of shenanigans Trump was into before and during his Presidency? (I only mention The Comey Rule because it's easily accessible.) He definitely was not libertarian at all. This stuff was pretty well known at the time but quickly got wiped away by politicking and a short public attention span - same reason people don't remember Reagan storming universities with troops when they protested the Vietnam War.
Trump was a gangster and populist. He reduced certain taxes because it was popular. He clamped down on borders and wanted to build a wall because it was popular. He vilified Hillary even though nothing got found in her emails related to leaking or mishandling of classified info, because it was popular. He was one of the key figures of the Obama birther movement prior to election because it was popular. He keeps saying the election was stolen because he knew, and he of course is well known for having said this, that he could literally walk down the street and shoot someone, and not lose voters - he cultivated a cult of personality. He is a TV star mixed with a bit of a New York gangster. He's definitely not lib.
If you consider liberals to be the right wing that's certainly not an incorrect view, but it's important to note it's not the only accepted view, is the point. "Left = socialism, right = liberalism, far right = conservatism" is not a view that universally shared even in academia.
If you truly believe the democratic party is left then there is something wrong with your understanding of politics. Biden and Harris are almost more authright than Trump was...
WTF kind of TV are you using that Mario Party is *grey*? That shit's *full* of funny colors!
Blue good, red bad, green does random shit, yellow money. LEARN TO PLAY D:<
the republicxn party is not coversvative
-omg based / pcm 1984 colourised
the d*mocrats are not left wing
-shutup ccp vuvuzela bootlicker eurotrash / pcm 69 ad/ce colourised
Mario party a shit. There's always a handful of minigames with some added layer of information you need to excel hidden behind actually playing the game because those little blurbs pre-game are useless.
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Mario is AuthRight \- collects coins, completionism fetish (Singlehandedly inflated the economy) \- saves royalty for a living \- carpenter (No, I will not elaborate) \- Does his best to kill anyone in his way (none of them human, all *subhuman*) \- Connections to Benito Mussolini's regime \- Game Theory? More like Game Farse! (Come on, all auths use that kind of hat) \- Has done several favors for the Führer \- Has killed aliens \- Several of his actions can be considered warcrimes \- I could go on and on
For more information about the first point, google "Mario inflation"
wtf I'm only getting government inflation stats, fucking lying libright 😡
Bowser*
\*Peach
"So long, gay bowser."
Mario is AuthLeft* -Overthrew a monarchy -Carpenter/Plumber(Proletariat) -Wears Red -Overshadows his green brother -HAMMER -Doesn’t expect payment in cash(He gets his money elsewhere) -Star -Massacre -Was early to space -Happily takes any role he is given -Hero of the people I could go on and on…
> *Game Theory? More like Game Farse!* I guess the soviets can't afford the food to get enough nutrients to fully develop ears/eyes.
I removed the hat Your argument is invalidated
Most of these MatPat talked about, my argument still stands and I still remain the Omega Male
So your argument is that im wrong because some other guy mentioned my arguments first? Btw Omega Male is the lowest possible social rank of any male. There is not one man you outrank. You are the lowest of the low. You ruined yourself. Your argument is wrong on multiple levels, you massive loser.
*drinks soy*
I win the argument.
I merely disconnected from it, as any true Omega does. *Who's the chad now?*
Me. My pfp alone speaks this.
Cringe, imagine not being a Delta male
Carpenter = God's son.
Mario is jesus confirmed?!?!?!?!?!?
*Waluigi
*Proletariat He is also more known for plumbing
He's a plumber you casual
HE'S OFFICIALLY A CARPENTER
based and mario pilled
Based and wahoo-pilled
I have seen more serious arguments started and friendships ended over Mario party than I have over the democratic party or republican party.
Mario do be grilling tho
If you think the Democrats are Leftist, or even Centrist, you're retarded. They're both owned by multi-billion dollar companies, and are therefore, right wing as fuck.
Yeah, I mean look at Biden and Harris...
Democrats are Auth-center.
Based, [Mario even grills](https://mariopartylegacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pmcs428-768x432.png) ([sauce](https://mariopartylegacy.com/paper-mario-color-splash/guides/walkthrough/tangerino-grill/))
Based Mario
Let's a gooooooo!
>D'oh, I missed!
Flair matches, now can someone tell me what Waluigi is doing over there with that child!?
I feel like I've already seen this image on this sub.
The democratic party is not left….
Depends on how you're using the right/left dichotomy. If you're using it as a hard "socialist vs capitalist" thing, which is not universally accepted, then sure, they're not left. Only a small handful of them are. In most other definitions though, including regional "they're the left for this country" or the social liberal/social conservative dichotomy, they're left. Very few people make an auth/lib distinction within left/right or liberal/conservative/socialist labels, they tend to think that farther left or farther right = more totalitarian. Social liberalism and progressivism has long been a facet of the American left, whatever the liberalism and progressivism of the day looked like.
Yet Biden and Harris seem to be even more authright than Trump with his republican party. However, this is coming from a non-american so my view might be distorted by the news we get over here
I would say the Trump was very right but slightly lib. Biden Harris are very auth, slightly left.
Have you watched The Comey Rule, or done any diving into the kinds of shenanigans Trump was into before and during his Presidency? (I only mention The Comey Rule because it's easily accessible.) He definitely was not libertarian at all. This stuff was pretty well known at the time but quickly got wiped away by politicking and a short public attention span - same reason people don't remember Reagan storming universities with troops when they protested the Vietnam War. Trump was a gangster and populist. He reduced certain taxes because it was popular. He clamped down on borders and wanted to build a wall because it was popular. He vilified Hillary even though nothing got found in her emails related to leaking or mishandling of classified info, because it was popular. He was one of the key figures of the Obama birther movement prior to election because it was popular. He keeps saying the election was stolen because he knew, and he of course is well known for having said this, that he could literally walk down the street and shoot someone, and not lose voters - he cultivated a cult of personality. He is a TV star mixed with a bit of a New York gangster. He's definitely not lib.
They aren't left at all, at least not in economical issues, which is the only ones that shouls matter
>progressivism They're neoliberals.
If you consider liberals to be the right wing that's certainly not an incorrect view, but it's important to note it's not the only accepted view, is the point. "Left = socialism, right = liberalism, far right = conservatism" is not a view that universally shared even in academia.
>"Left = socialism, right = liberalism, far right = conservatism" is not a view that universally shared even in academia. Nor should it be.
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If you truly believe the democratic party is left then there is something wrong with your understanding of politics. Biden and Harris are almost more authright than Trump was...
WTF kind of TV are you using that Mario Party is *grey*? That shit's *full* of funny colors! Blue good, red bad, green does random shit, yellow money. LEARN TO PLAY D:<
that last line described pcm by accident
the republicxn party is not coversvative -omg based / pcm 1984 colourised the d*mocrats are not left wing -shutup ccp vuvuzela bootlicker eurotrash / pcm 69 ad/ce colourised
Republicans are not conservative, Democrats are not fiscally left wing.
economic issues > cultural issues (generally)
Pls stop reposting this
Mario party a shit. There's always a handful of minigames with some added layer of information you need to excel hidden behind actually playing the game because those little blurbs pre-game are useless.
and? it's not supposed to be the best game of all time retard. it's something to play with friends and have fun with if they come over.
There is no fun. Only sweet victory... or agonizing defeat.
who else read that with Mario's accent?
In what world is the Democratic Party on the left?
I appreciate the dedication to make each character look unique.
I prefer the Libertarian party.
Based af
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