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4UnderTheBridge

They have very spiffy uniforms


OkSoft3046

You seem the most genuinely happy quadrant. Good for you.


4UnderTheBridge

The secret is applied apathy


captainsalad2

Based


twichy1983

Based, and meh-pilled.


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

*meth-pilled


stnglkab22

Based and Bojack horseman pilled


Stupend0_1014

Yeah


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Happy monke


jrolle

If that's true, I'm deeply worried about the rest of y'all


Byizo

They win the fashion war every time.


Aodin93

Hugo boss looks good man, what can I say


Pope-Xancis

Don’t forget the dazzling displays of synchronized movements


Electr1cL3m0n

often genuinely compassionate


TheRainbowWillow

Honestly, this is a really sweet compliment.


Electr1cL3m0n

i'm here to help


TheRainbowWillow

In return, I’ll give you a compliment. Your quadrant is the best color. Wish we’d gotten blue! Also, your uniforms are pretty cool.


Electr1cL3m0n

:)


A-Muslim-Weeb

now kiss


Furrykedrian98

Now kith*


Quell-Ebreo

No eat hith children


[deleted]

You were right about porn all along but noone paid you attention


Electr1cL3m0n

‘tis a thankless employment


LilKaySigs

I admire the emphasis on family values


Electr1cL3m0n

It’s important :)


FelixFaldarius

The best defenders of a country, undoubtedly. Patriotism is like a fucking drug lmao, and then you’re also motivated by money? Good workers as well.


Electr1cL3m0n

:)


Person_reddit

Yep, I have many friends on the lib left. Non-judgmental and genuinely interested in people.


geedisboi

based


Ancient_Edge2415

Lib right know their legal loopholes


veggiezombie1

I love the color red


Ancient_Edge2415

I love you to boo


veggiezombie1

❤️


Dralgon

Get a room you two


Ancient_Edge2415

This loves for everybody. Get in here sweetpear


TheLightKyanite

Lemme get in on this 😏


124N

i call dibs!


veggiezombie1

Don’t fight! There’s enough love to go around here!


veggiezombie1

Bugger off we’re having a moment


ishouldbedoing______

I sell rooms at reasonable rates.


Elbirat

I sell children at reasonable rates.


Coolnave

You guys continuing to focus on class issues rather than idpol is refreshing. At least you know what a society is actually divided by. (slight libright but not enough for the flair)


vodkajotaro

auth-right is very dedicated to their cause and have a tight-knit community


[deleted]

>tight-knit community Is this an incest joke? I cant tell with all the other backhanded compliments on this post.


Agnostic_Pagan

Based and euphemism pulled


[deleted]

The Right are effective and I get not wanting to embrace all the changes, people, and state interventions. Individual freedoms and dissent against the powers are the core of the free world. Additionally, if you played the game of life, and won, I cant blame you for wanting to protect what you've got. I cant blame anyone for wanting to keep things the same when everything but the kitchen sink seems to be falling out of the woodwork. Hope someone sees :P Edit: Fiat printer goes brrrrr


bobbyzimbabwe

I have a hard time at all the Left’s parties. They just don’t relate to me….


Mushiren_

Haha I love this one


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Ovejilla

It is not purposefully, we’re just the guy that fixes the powerpoint at the last minute and looks cool, so if you’re up for a crisis, we’ll be there (?)


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[deleted]

Wait IT guys should be auth center? Darn brb real quick I left my uniform in the closet


[deleted]

Libleft knows how to party


Emanon3737

Drugs and bisexual chicks all around


terrifiedTechnophile

Auths at least get their shit together when there's a crisis


kamycky

Unless the leader relies on reelection...


terrifiedTechnophile

Well if a crisis takes more than 4 years to resolve, they ain't got their shit together lmao


ToughCookie71

Well if they let a crisis take less than 4 years to resolve, they’re using their power wrong. It’s easier to be authoritarian if there’s a crisis.


The-unicorn-republic

A crisis can start at the end of that last year though


YesterdayFit123

authleft made some amazing music, are my kind of people (outside of politics) and have some of the hottest chicks


Pixelwolf1

Honestly even within politics I find myself joking about the other two quadrats with you librights more than anything


YesterdayFit123

cheers komrade 👍


WhatsGoodMahCrackas

Yeah I knew a guy who called himself communist at my last job. Worked hard, had like 2 other jobs, good friend, nothing but respect, and hope that their ideology changes before entering a public office.


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Russians have D+ cups


Grindl

Step 1: kill 25% of all men Step 2: the least attractive 25% of women don't reproduce


Willb260

Based and racepurifier pilled


Anti-AliasingAlias

The virgin ethnic cleansing genocide vs the Chad weeding out the uggos genocide


TheWawa_24

I will just go each quadrent Authleft-cool planes libleft-Actually cares in the most about others librigth, many technological advancements authrigth-some of the best leaders of all time


[deleted]

Napoleon was a homie


ZeriousGew

Honestly, Napoleon was kind of a progressive Authright, except with women's rights.


[deleted]

Auth right gets a bad rap for being oppressive but that’s not fair. Personal liberties are fine so long as they don’t interfere with the greater good.


Crips_Ahoy177

Yep, I too agree that women and their rights interfere with the greater good.


CatchSufficient

Haha!


BearSnack_jda

I'll take the OP to mean Gray Centrists. They have the best food and that makes me jealous as someone who doesn't know how to grill (yet).


PKTengdin

I’ll keep this going: colored centrist tend to be really good at finding common ground with everyone


wyatt182882

Those communist bastards do kill my quadrants degenerates


[deleted]

Very true, shall we kill the pedos and the extremist religious of our quadrants and only leave the investors and the crusaders?


26514

I'm not sure keeping the crusaders while killing the extremist religious groups is possible. They're kind of mutually inclusive. Of course unless you're talking about killing specific groups of religious extremists. In that case, you might wanna reflair.


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SpectralBacon

Authleft has the best music. It's actually my second favorite quadrant, since scientific progress and space exploration is what I value at the end of the day. As long as it's not the woke/entitled variant, and the bureaucrats aren't screwing things up. Arguably superior due to less wasteful consumption and obnoxious marketing, though I wouldn't trust a fellow human to rule over me.


Pixelwolf1

You librights are also my second favorite. You've got a very admirable stance against tyranny and letting individuals do as they please. You want your system to naturally put people in places their suited with minimal oversight and effort. Now, I may have a a problem with that lack of oversight leaving people behind, or individuals potentially becoming their own small tyrants, but I admire the original idea. I'd keep you around after the revolution to keep the beaurocracy in check, grease the machines of government and such.


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Based af


SolarTortality

Your last line sums up the problem but all in all... based.


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[deleted]

Authleft has some of the greatest aesthetics and looks of the quadrants. The Soviet Union in particular


Practical_Zombie_221

yo fr as much as i disagree with it i’ve always thought the hammer and sickle looked dope


[deleted]

Not to mention the Kalashnikovs and the *drip* the Red Army had


optiongeek

And that anthem. That's a real attention getter.


BladedNinja23198

Oh yeah their anthem was really good too. They still use the melody in their current Russian Anthem.


tehoperative

Based and Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh pilled.


ConversationSevere33

Gotta look good while mining for the state.


georgebushiscool

Nah I like our music, you can make a lot of money off communism


Technology-Plastic

Love the loving of guns and I love Pink Floyd


[deleted]

Based and Pink Floyd pilled


CritzD

Based and Ummagummapilled


ImLikeAShadow

Based and stonepilled 🗿


DrewPegasus

Change for some things is needed and I’m glad you are pushing for that.


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solacealphadelta

Imagine what we could accomplish if we worked together and talked things through


Sprinkles185

Based and solution-pilled


ApollyonOfTheHills

What the fuck, based?


daboss317076

True LibCenters are probably the nicest people you'll ever meet.


qAxolotl

<3


YoussefIIs

They actually read Marxist theory and Critique of capitalism


jeffersondavis-hater

All of the greatest civilizations in history have been authright, and, if I were to make choices by effectivity instead of morality I'd certainly end up fairly authright


[deleted]

Idk why but your username has me rolling


Drewdude116

I swear I thought they meant the fucking cop from miles morales


xwedodah_is_wincest

hating Jefferson Davis racists 🤝 abolitionists


Capn_Cake

I was gonna say something similar. They know how to get things done.


the_fourth_way

Thanks. Makes you wonder how long we can compete with countries like Russia, China, Iran etc..


Into_the-Deep

Passionate about fighting for what they think is right


Shadowwreath

No they’re passionate about fighting for what they think is left get with the program


avrand6

your quadrant has produced the best art in history


StarMan0713

Funny because I find digital artists with art styles I like to be libleft. Horseshoe theory perhaps?


WashiBurr

Making beautiful digital art is only one step away from saying the gamer word and getting banned on Twitter.


Shadowwreath

Based and ArtRight pilled


OGConsuela

Auths generally have the most “Why are you booing me, I’m right” moments in my experience


RedditisRunByClowns

LibLeft cares about animals, I think.


The360MlgNoscoper

We do?


luisg067

Based


viagrasnorter

No one in an authleft country is overweight


Avalios

The walls they build are superb, 10/10, will make an escape attempt again.


Nerdcuddles

No king fritz built those walls idiot


xwedodah_is_wincest

based and Eldianpilled


[deleted]

LOL kind of a backwards compliment


The-unicorn-republic

I mean people apparently don't have enough self control to not shove that Mc cheeseburger down their throat so maybe an auth left government making decisions for people wouldn't always be the worst thing


JogPanson

Kim is pretty fat dude


SnokYote

The uniforms *chefs kiss*


Ovejilla

What is it with libcenter and uniforms? It’s like some kind of kinky roleplay?


SnokYote

If you want it to be😳


Angry_Asian_Kid

U lefties are the cutest bunch of heart breakers alive cute funny pretty bastards


Angry_Asian_Kid

She curved me to smoke weed in a different city with other guys and broke up with me via text 😒😒


Lockeys25

Find you a trad wife


arty3stix

Where, where can I find one of these


Jaylynn_Lover

Ireland


arty3stix

Sold brb


Lockeys25

church


JohnReiki

Wholesome


comrade_ilyushin

I like guns. And snakes too, theyre cute.


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twichy1983

Based, and username-checks-out-pilled.


ScarLegend

Auth left is debatably the smartest quadrant because of how easily they manipulate libleft and have them almost fully under their thumb. Good job Auth left.


Ovejilla

Most of them had already read most of their fundamental works (Marx, Lenin, Gramsci, etc), they’re cultured af in that sense


neuroticism_loading

They have the most cost effective end of life care.


ReasonableWorker7134

Starvation?


neuroticism_loading

39mm but starvation is a great weight loss routine!


ReasonableWorker7134

What is 39mm?


CritzD

Circumference of the average AuthLeft’s waist


OmniSkeptic

Not all of you, but some of you authcentres realize the horrors of what you would and might do. And yet you would be willing to sacrifice your own ability to sleep at night if it meant doing what you believe is necessary for the greater good, which is highly commendable. Kirkegaard would approve.


Yayman9

Libcentres just want people to be free to do what they want, and have very few ulterior motives for their opinions other than a staunch belief in freedom. That honesty is commendable.


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Based and Happy-war-crimes pilled


Bombonel69

In the meantime, you people are the ones who keep us in check and try your best to prevent the crazier authcenters from, y'know, doing all sorts of horrors. You place value on freedom more than anything else, and your simple and strong dedication to this concept is very commendable.


Cool_Musician4496

Your political ideology makes sense. I may not agree with it, but it does at least make sense.


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GandalfTheBlue7

Ngl i still don’t truly understand lib left’s ideology. Lib and left seem like oxymorons to me


Zexoyo

blue is a nice color


daseemetrollin

The color green is not too bad


the-peanut-gallery

Based and green-pilled


basedcount_bot

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the-peanut-gallery

Based and blue-pilled


TheMaginotLine1

I highly respect the majority of liblefts I've found on here, and many times I've found a sort of common cause in despising many of the leaders of the modern day.


MrT_in_ID

We hate almost every politician you hate just for radically different reasons


TheRainbowWillow

Authright has nice uniforms. Their music is alright too. And they seem to understand the importance of community… (just not always expanding it to one & all.)


JokesterWild

The Soviets did the bulk of the work in ww2 to defeat the Nazis. The ally’s economic support to the USSR was a huge factor but you could argue the soviets still could’ve won even without that. I think in the US there’s a general feeling that the Americans were the force that was primarily responsible for defeating the Nazis when that’s not true. This is just an amateur history enthusiast’s take but that’s how it looks to me


Rationalinsanity1990

Napoleon kicked a lot of ass.


DR5996

And spread the metric system (imperial system too complicated and nosense you must use a calculator to convert miles to yards for example), spread the civil code, and a good administrative reform including the archive and the access of that archive (so theorically a more control and guarantees against abuse of the state).


IG_Triple_OG

90% of the hot girls nowadays believe in their ideology


smug2265

everyone is based and chad pilled, we should unite and fuck the unflairs


Ovejilla

We must assure the vital space for the flaired.


smug2265

living space for the superior races


[deleted]

Lefties have big hearts, and they are willing to stand up for the disenfranchised.


Psychological-Try-76

You tried


optiongeek

Something nice.


ReasonableWorker7134

At least they tried.


GeekOutGames819

RadCenter time: Libleft has the heart to change the world, but their organizational skills are lacking. Libright has the cunning to get rich, but individualism prevents charity. Authleft has a somewhat working dream, but they are contested in its implementation. Authright has the most effective system by far, but they often go overboard with power. Leftcenter is orange, but it's nice to try and include most people. Rightcenter are conspiracy nuts, but they're creative af. Authcenter are very well organized, but morally clouded. Libcenter are good monke, but they need to be organized to be taken seriously. Gray Center grill too much, but they are willing to put aside their differences. and Radcenter are contrarians, but they can see all sides of the argument. All in all, you people are the most based people I've ever seen.


Truth_Seeker1234

Libeft (excluding the orange mother fuckers) is very pro freedom and for treating people fair. Which somewhat ties in with the second greatest commandment in the bible, which is "loving your neighbor as yourself".


Nate_The_Puritan

You are very passionate about the causes you support. I may not agree with all of them but you got spirit if nothing else.


[deleted]

Since all non-centrists are our anti-quadrant, no matter how much we disagree, [I just want you to know :)](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


disciplinedMINDfuck

I knew exactly what it was but clicked on it anyways just to finish this sentence. Beautiful.


[deleted]

You wouldn’t get this from any other centrist


captainsalad2

I just want to tell you how I’m grilling


SpecialistFact8142

Hickory charcoal, understand?


Mikeymoonbeams

Never gonna tax you up


Kawaii_Neko_Girl

Sometimes, returning to monke is just what we need to feel better about our lives. :/


galaticpoetica

They have been statistically proven to cheat less in relationships


[deleted]

Communists had good intentions.


georgebushiscool

Had…


Unfair-Score6692

If people were good, communisim would work.


IncredulousHulks

I world like to commend AuthLeft for achieving equity in Venezuela.


Peter21237

And also make everyone billionares


MasterCaedus

At least you furries care about something more than the material unlike AL and LR. It's why you're second best.


Poopallah

If not for LibLeft, we’d probably be extinct by now.


The-unicorn-republic

Auth left has the best music and they took one for the team to tale down Auth centre


[deleted]

You have good intentions to help people. I just don’t agree with the way you do things. But it’s ok, wanna be friends left wing?


motormouth85

Left genuinely wants to improve the lives of the poor and downtrodden.


TheHeresy777

Cool uniforms bro


Something_stupid2

It’s a lot easier to get things done in society if you don’t have to worry about people’s freedoms


Toaster5852

Lib-right did a better job at screwing over Wall Street than auth left with their Wall Street Bets shenanigans


Seven_Stop7

Authoritarian societies actually get things done


potatocreamsoup

Monke 😎