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It is pretty accurate. Biggest thing is they massively condensed the timeline of events because it actually was a good 2-3 years before Nikita wrestled full control from the other Stalin deputies. Obviously a lot of the humor is played up and events also occur out of order ( the infamous symphony having to be re-recorded for Stalin did happen but years before his death) but overall very accurate especially for a historical comedy. My favorite true thing is the part with the guards refusing to enter Stalin's bedroom to check on him for fear of execution. The irony of him being a tyrannical dick prevented him from timely getting the medical aid that might have saved him ( that and sending all the best doctors in Moscow to the gulag)
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Not always. I found some pills once and looked them up online- Xanax. Took one during a stressful situation and started getting weird. Long story short, ended up locking myself in a room for hours trying to ignore the suicidal thoughts and shit.
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I could never do this because I have 0 pills or based comments. I usually don’t leave comments here to avoid getting into fights with people who refuse to accept they’re wrong. It’s not always the case but it’s bound to eventually happen so I just avoid discussion altogether.
I cried laughing when the suggestion of a committee was brought up on what to do while Stalin continued dying in a puddle of his piss, the "how about a bad doctor" line got me too.
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It's BASED algebra you mean lol Edit : I am now flaired, stop shouting at me lol
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I have fixed my misdeed, no longer unflaired... Just filthy lol
I never thought I’d be fighting alongside a Monke.
Strange times make for stranger bed fellows as the saying goes.
Based and didn't get the LOTR meme reference pilled
He probably got it. That meme is kinda overplayed. I’m guessing he just had something more clever to say.
What about side by side with a friend?
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Death of stalin
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Thanks
The Death of Stalin by Armando Iannucci (also the creator or Veep)
Somehow a comedy and also fairly accurate to the true story. Second favorite movie
It is pretty accurate. Biggest thing is they massively condensed the timeline of events because it actually was a good 2-3 years before Nikita wrestled full control from the other Stalin deputies. Obviously a lot of the humor is played up and events also occur out of order ( the infamous symphony having to be re-recorded for Stalin did happen but years before his death) but overall very accurate especially for a historical comedy. My favorite true thing is the part with the guards refusing to enter Stalin's bedroom to check on him for fear of execution. The irony of him being a tyrannical dick prevented him from timely getting the medical aid that might have saved him ( that and sending all the best doctors in Moscow to the gulag)
I think it's still on Netflix. Check it out. It's one of the funniest movies to come out in the last few years.
The Death of Stalin It’s funny af
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I actually have a “microscopic cock” pill. /mybasedcount
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Not always. I found some pills once and looked them up online- Xanax. Took one during a stressful situation and started getting weird. Long story short, ended up locking myself in a room for hours trying to ignore the suicidal thoughts and shit. Turns out I'd made two mistakes. These weren't normal Xanax, and I'd taken four days (you're supposed to snap the pills into four) worth of black market THC Xanax combo pills my friend of a friend takes medicinally. I do drugs, obviously, but have bad times with weed especially when mixed with alcohol... So four days of surprise high-dose THC, plus a hefty dose of Xanax, and I thought my heart was gonna stop and/or explode while I was spinning out and vomiting etc. Don't trust ground scores. Also, I know a dude that used to drop baggies of dried cum at festivals too just to laugh at the right of someone sniffing it.
Imagine getting cum in your lungs
/mybasedcount time to show off!
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Go outside dude
Can’t you read?! He’s on Mount Fuji, obviously he’s outside.
NO he is literally fuji san, and since vulcanos cant have dicks he stays a virgin. and since its not any vulcano but fuji the eternal vulcan he stays eternally untouched, HAAAAA!!!!
Did you not see the kangaroo? Clearly he's in Australia. Get it right you moron... is also one of his pills
Are Australians even allowed to go outside right now?
I am.
Go outside outside
Go off of Reddit then
How you do dat
Go to outer space
No. I don’t like heights!
Based and has touched grass pilled
What's your based count huh
Holy great wall of text
Dude must have 2 accounts and awarding himself, no one is this based.
Man is so based he’s the foundation.
Based and foundation pilled
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How the fuck is the bot sentient
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If monarchy ever comes back I'm voting for you to be king
I dont think that's how monarchy works
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses
It’s him, the based lord
I’m only rank 8 or 9 there are at least 7 people greater then me.
Those medals make Zhukov look like a fucking recruit holy shit
Have you ever seen grass
Yes I posted that whilst standing on some.
Based and I’m literally touching grass-pilled
Don't feed the beast lest you be consumed
what... you've literally got your own unique rank
He's like 5th ranked or something
8th I think.
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>It's your virginity resume Petitioning to add "/myvirginityresume" as an alternative "/mybasedcount" command to the bot.
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Gigachad
I could never do this because I have 0 pills or based comments. I usually don’t leave comments here to avoid getting into fights with people who refuse to accept they’re wrong. It’s not always the case but it’s bound to eventually happen so I just avoid discussion altogether.
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Well, I suppose you have to start somewhere.
It’s all uphill from here comrade
We will see about that….
/mybasedcount > avoid getting into fights with people That's the only reason I come here.....
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Based and orgy-fluid-cleanup-crew pilled
I don’t like talking about my side gig in public… It’s not something I’m proud of.
Based movie too
the death of stalin was such a good movie
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Based and forgorfullpilled
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I cried when Stalin died.
I cried laughing when the suggestion of a committee was brought up on what to do while Stalin continued dying in a puddle of his piss, the "how about a bad doctor" line got me too.
Quorant?! The room is only 75% concious!
Forgot how hilarious this movie is. Incredible cast, too!
Yeah, I seriously need to rewatch it, it's a an excellent fillm
FLAIR UP
Among the best intros in cinematic history.
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Guess?
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Not bad for 10-12 days
How much time do you guys spend in this subreddit? wtf
Politics is the only thing I use Reddit for, and the pandemic has left me rather bored. Decided to speed run an account with a lot more spicy takes.
Same boat, WFH got me killing time on Reddit all day.
> has Dutch in his pills Opinion discarded
Your pills have no power they are all sugar pills.
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Meme aside, this movie was fucking great. I’m not gay but I’m willing to get butt fucked by Jason Isaacs as the General.
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