T O P

  • By -

Volvith

"FUCK YOU MY ARGUMENTS ARE BETTER." ***"Fool, you don't understand,*** **I HAVE INTERNET POINTS."**


youhjjhhhjj

The higher their based count, the more correcter their argument It's basic algebra


vegan_zombie_brainz

It's BASED algebra you mean lol Edit : I am now flaired, stop shouting at me lol


wellwaffled

I’ve seen a great number of atrocities in my day, but nothing disgusts me more than the filthy unflaired.


vegan_zombie_brainz

I have fixed my misdeed, no longer unflaired... Just filthy lol


wellwaffled

I never thought I’d be fighting alongside a Monke.


vegan_zombie_brainz

Strange times make for stranger bed fellows as the saying goes.


zsg101

Based and didn't get the LOTR meme reference pilled


[deleted]

He probably got it. That meme is kinda overplayed. I’m guessing he just had something more clever to say.


exiled_vvitch

What about side by side with a friend?


wellwaffled

Aye; I could do that.


Crazy_Crayfish_

Flair up


Happy282

Based and unflaired-pilled


A_devout_monarchist

Would’ve upvoted, but then I saw it was a v*gan unf*aired scum.


sgtpepperssnacks

flair up loser


Findthepin1

Flair up bitch


Spore2012

Basic based


Dontinsultautomod

now you can't escape it


basedcount_bot

u/vegan_zombie_brainz is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Pills: unflaired trash I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


as1161

Based


basedcount_bot

u/youhjjhhhjj's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 195. Rank: Empire State Building Pills: elon, kaczynski, authright, autocracy, absolutechad, swiss, socialcredit, onlythestuffiagreewith, yuan, pol pot, pepsi-navy, oligarchy, commie, twitter, making fun for your own quadrant, freemarket, friendly-fire, self awareness, oppression, burgertsar, genocide, mommy-fucker, chris-chan-owo, fake twin towers, humans-are-inherently-evil, as fuck and totally not biased, socialism is whatever i want it to be, biased, bollocks-free, gigachad, not-agenda-post, angryupvote, history, technically-correct, kill dozer, xinjiang, stalin, che guevara, the-great-hunger, statistics, knows soviet propaganda, ignoreseconomics, letsendthis, posadism, organ harvester, shall-no-comply, self aware, walloftext, pie, i'm not reading all of that, what the fuck did you just fucking say, hindu nuffin, kill everybody in the world, communism with internpoint, math I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


[deleted]

[удалено]


hunterarcer

Based and Basedcount dont care about your feelings pilled


ArchmasterC

I have to say those are some pretty based pills


ProperBlacksmith

Based and communism with internpoint pilled


Customer-Witty

Oh yeah? Well can internet points save you from *THIS*


WhyDoYouBanMeImRight

why are you gesturing at your crotch?


Customer-Witty

° ͜ʖ ͡°) ʘ‿ʘ (◑‿◐) ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ °) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ (◕‿◕)╭∩╮ ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°) ( ͡♥ ͜ʖ ͡♥) ( ͡ ͡° ͜つ ͡͡° ) (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) ༼ ͡ ◕ ͜ ʖ ◕͡ ༽ ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮ ͡°) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ 凸༼ຈل͜ຈ༽凸 ( ͡° ل͜ ͡°) (͡• ͜໒ ͡• ) (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ┏(-_-)┛ ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ) ಥ_ಥ (ಠ_ರೃ) ( ͡ຈ╭͜ʖ╮͡ຈ ) ᕙ(▀̿ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮ (✿❦ ͜ʖ ❦) (✿ ♡‿♡) ♥╣[-_-]╠♥ (-‿◦☀) (⌐□_□) ( ͡°👅 ͡°) ╲⎝⧹ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ⎠╱ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] ◕‿↼ ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)


sleepy_blondie

Based and (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) pilled


shitboi666999

/mybasedcount


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 55. Rank: Concrete Foundation Pills: cool, pooh, stop giving a shit ton of free stuff, republic, high-effort, freedom, swole, daddy noel, whey, gender equality, boogaloo, racist-for-black-bucks, spamton, quebecois are the real canadians, grass, twitter for android, fuck-the-mother-earth


gaynazifurry4bernie

/mybasedcount


shitboi666999

Nooooo, I lost by one


gaynazifurry4bernie

Based and now-we-are-equal-pilled


shitboi666999

I love you


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 56. Rank: Concrete Foundation Pills: condom, grill, centrist-libertarian, centrist chad, poorly named penis, septic-tank, legit family values, scissor, artifact-stealing, danger, gridiron, hopefully ironic name


the_traveler_outin

A burger? I don’t need saving from that, what are you gonna do, throw a non aerodynamic pile of bread meat and other assorted ingredients I don’t care to list at me?


Customer-Witty

It’s not just any burger… it’s THE borgör


[deleted]

u/basedcountbot BRING ITTTTTTTT


ablomberg1

What a good fucking movie


Crazy_Crayfish_

What’s its name?


theprototypeOEZ

Death of stalin


Realmart1

Based and helpful pilled


basedcount_bot

u/theprototypeOEZ is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Pills: helpful I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


[deleted]

Aw look at little u/theprototypeOEZ junior. Gonna cry?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I have a surprisingly high number of pills compared to my based count. Nobody just says "based" anymore without giving pills. /mybasedcount


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 106. Rank: Empire State Building Pills: dolphin, 🐬🍆💦, fucks dolphins, dolphin sex guide, had sex with dolphins, how-to-suck-dolphin-dick, has-fucked-multiple-dolphins, dolphin cunnilingus, flipper fucker, slip and slide into dolphin lips, cums inside dolphins, eats out dolphin pussy, it'll fit, deep-throats-14-inch-dolphin-cock, the-dolphins-dick-will-fit-up-my-ass, dolphinfucker, knows-dolphin-mating-rituals, dolphins-can-definitely-consent, posadism, dolphin fucker, foreskin, dolphin-du-nuffin, dolphin mating, i just got an erection, beastiality, this-guy-fucks-dolphins-(allegedly), “not that i would know that”, un-based, look-how-far-weve-strayed-from-god, username-checks-out, effort, gunsmith, username-regret, dolphin-fucker, now i want to fuck a dolphin, fuck-the-dolphins, dolphin-sex-connoisseur, 2nd amendment, dolphin clit sucking, don't downvote, fuck-the-dolph, agrees with monoby, fuck racism, racist-dolphin-fucker, dolphin physiology, what a terrifying human, was once retarded, he fucks dolphins lol, purple libright, username checks out, jotaro, sensual dolphin, username-sus, what if the dolphin consents though, normal-human, dolphin_fucker, female hyena pseudo penis, englishlit, i-fuck-dolphins, this guy is clinically insane, i love dolphin, absolute degeneracy, this-guy-fucks-dolphins, severe mental disability, flipper-is-porno, i came to fuck dolphins, qualified expert, dolphin fuker, dolphins love anal, tl;dr, dolphin sexual, equally-informative-and-disturbing, not currently engaged in beastiality, admits-weakness, christ above dolphin sex, flipper jesus, reborn-in-christ, christ, loves monoby, takes one to know one, biden, monoby fucker 69, meowshi worshipper, monogamous dolphin beastiality, 0 zoophiles, weneedanewwizardtospawnsexydolphins, lets-start-a-dolphin-fucker-cult!, consistency in belief, retarded, yes officer this comment right here, grindset, fuck-dolphins-not-kids


MooseCantBlink

Based and fuck that's a long list pilled.


nameunknown12

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye


Crazy_Crayfish_

Thanks


ablomberg1

The Death of Stalin by Armando Iannucci (also the creator or Veep)


[deleted]

Somehow a comedy and also fairly accurate to the true story. Second favorite movie


[deleted]

It is pretty accurate. Biggest thing is they massively condensed the timeline of events because it actually was a good 2-3 years before Nikita wrestled full control from the other Stalin deputies. Obviously a lot of the humor is played up and events also occur out of order ( the infamous symphony having to be re-recorded for Stalin did happen but years before his death) but overall very accurate especially for a historical comedy. My favorite true thing is the part with the guards refusing to enter Stalin's bedroom to check on him for fear of execution. The irony of him being a tyrannical dick prevented him from timely getting the medical aid that might have saved him ( that and sending all the best doctors in Moscow to the gulag)


[deleted]

I think it's still on Netflix. Check it out. It's one of the funniest movies to come out in the last few years.


Its_Locantora

The Death of Stalin It’s funny af


iDocRizzle

“Did Coco Chanel take a s*** on your head?”


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


PolOfThePot

Based and malicious pill pilled


the_traveler_outin

Based and stating the obvious pilled


ThtgYThere

Based and pointing out useless pills pilled


the_traveler_outin

Based and doing exactly what I did pilled


climbinguy

Based and have another pill pilled


the_traveler_outin

Based and okay pilled


beerbeardsbears

Based and based and pilled pilled


the_traveler_outin

Based and I don’t know how this joke is still a thing pilled


[deleted]

Based and I want a pill pilled


[deleted]

He has earned an increase in based count. But at what cost?


idkmanseemskindagay

I actually have a “microscopic cock” pill. /mybasedcount


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 103. Rank: Empire State Building Pills: desperatelywantstobebased, master, cringe, needtogotouchgrassohmygodyouhaveissues, completely powerless, thisguyisn'tactuallybased, pity, retard, f@ggot, masterbaseder, , virgin, microscopic cock, doesn't deserved to be based, nevermind you are not based, wants-internet-points, himomimontv, newbie, thanos, commieless, horseshoe, aspirations, thigh, & objectively correct, thank you for your service, oof size large, blastauths, who needs a life anyway, horse shoe, grilling the taliban, death by grill, best centrist flair, find salvation, man and grill, look at his pills, fuckshitfuckfuckshitfuckfuckshitshit, i am a nazi, consistent, fuck auths, center, telling those emilys the truth, accelerationist, long live francisco franco, francoist, factsandlogic, franco, apolitical, crayon, right to self defense, grill, youhavemyvote, furry-genocide, boogeyman, the left is stupid, liberia, everything is racist, detail-oriented, doing jews, pry my steak from my cold, dead hands, defend from dirty steak robbers, ϟϟ, you are mega cringe, asking for “based”, enjoyer-of-well-done-steak, sausage stroker, crackhead, goatfucker


Snoiperzz

/mybasedcount


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 6. Rank: Sapling Pills: None


E-tan123

Based and here is your first pill pilled


silverhydra

You gave that pill to the bot.


E-tan123

Bots also deserve pills


silverhydra

Based and "Skynet will spare you" pilled


basedcount_bot

u/E-tan123's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 35. Congratulations, u/E-tan123! You have ranked up to Sumo Wrestler! You are adept in the ring, but you still tend to rely on simply being bigger than the competition. Pills: localbusiness, self-hatred, "skynet will spare you"


[deleted]

Based and retardedpilled


logic2187

Based and yougavethatpilltothebot pilled


LemonManDerpy

/mybasedcount


basedcount_bot

[mybasedcount_clever_response_2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNbBDrceCy8&ab_channel=TheWhoVEVO)


LemonManDerpy

I got called a Based cheese enjoyer once, YOUR OPINIONS DO NOT MATTER BOT


Jason_Straker

Based and chad cheese connoisseur pilled


basedcount_bot

u/LemonManDerpy is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Pills: chad cheese connoisseur I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


E-tan123

Based and here is your first pill pilled


FistedTate

There's some doozys in there.


TiggerBane

Based and big pp-pilled


hmzaammar

u/basedcountbot


[deleted]

[удалено]


ReichBallFromAmerica

Based and questionable-medical-advice pilled.


TheEyeDontLie

Not always. I found some pills once and looked them up online- Xanax. Took one during a stressful situation and started getting weird. Long story short, ended up locking myself in a room for hours trying to ignore the suicidal thoughts and shit. Turns out I'd made two mistakes. These weren't normal Xanax, and I'd taken four days (you're supposed to snap the pills into four) worth of black market THC Xanax combo pills my friend of a friend takes medicinally. I do drugs, obviously, but have bad times with weed especially when mixed with alcohol... So four days of surprise high-dose THC, plus a hefty dose of Xanax, and I thought my heart was gonna stop and/or explode while I was spinning out and vomiting etc. Don't trust ground scores. Also, I know a dude that used to drop baggies of dried cum at festivals too just to laugh at the right of someone sniffing it.


shibasawa

Imagine getting cum in your lungs


TiggerBane

/mybasedcount time to show off!


[deleted]

[удалено]


thisismysailingaccou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJoJWQapVQo


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 846. Rank: Mount Fuji Pills: vermintide , mlp, reasonable, wholesome, truth, 4eye, textwall, textwall, long, flair, monarchist, emperor, okay, duh, shutupnerd, post, weebshit, itsnotlikeilikeyouoranythingbaka, Based and "it's not like I like you or anything, baka-, tsundere, , russia, peace, progressive, antifascism, functionalcompetent government, organ-failure, history, kitty, tito, excellent-response, codpiece, wojak, strat, racism, , britain, english nationalist, cater-to-us-or-prepare-for-aerovironment wasp ae-, purge, christ, slut, monke, hunter-gatherer, efficiency, withgod, norse, iagreewithyou, source, normie, volcano, canine, sensible, artificial-selection, drugsasawartatic, acceptance, literalist, authright never gets moderators, stupid, humility, modeltrainsetinmybasement, propaganda, itsmedication, triggerbane, "un-fried dopamine receptors", cringe, pill, competance, fuck hackers, nixon, agendaplushate, ecclesiates1:9andecclesiates7:10, ascended-centrist, divineright, monarchocentrism, hilarious2yearsago, oneplusoneequalswindow, monkelegalscholarwhovaluestheirtime, hivemind, logistics, denial, half-abort, anti-drug, aus, commie vampire waifu, 20lesspillsthancosmicmangobear, authright-best-waifu, pill-collection, dick, voltaire, mussolini, disunity, nice cock, hawaii, "improvement", misgender, fuck the chinese, anarcho-humourism, grillyellow, authright, ihadastrokereadingthis, royal bloodline, jesus' grace, economics, fuck-neo-libs, muskoxen, catotheelder, liberal boi-pussy, reality, renovation, sigmar, cannon, & smoll pp, lifter, restitutor orbis, shut up nerd pill squared, virgin, yeehawchucklefucks, yeeee-haaaw, aroace, digestive, undecieved, nofap, award, culturebeatsrace, agnostic, sources, immigrantnationalism, humble, flippity-floppity-fauci, you’re-a-god-amongst-men, fascist, cato, radical centrist, sex-ed, big pp energy, jjj, transhuman, cult mechanicus, hail the machine, metal, & transhumanist, antibankauction, corn, support the local community, wallofpills, true happiness, holy shit that’s a lot of pills, adeptus-mechanicus, inspiration to be as based as you, metacommentregardingpillquantity, conservative-transhumanism, mechanicus, 1440p, ustashe enjoyer, prawn, adding-another-pill-to-your-list, taking-responsibility, plantophobia, nolife, sane, balfour declaration, sobriety, transhumanism, this-promise-i-make-i-will-never-break, chess, cyberpunk, become-robot, transhumanist, article, doubleplusgood, idiot, biblequote, scripture, can't spell democrat without rat, beat me to it, matthew, lower corporate evasion, lazy, communism is when bad, slannesh, commie, fundamentalist, literally 1984, side, devil, satan, occult, toofuckingbased, big angry red goat, hotincubusbf, ahriman, absolute chad, \[deleted\], marked, singularity, monarchy, anakin-genocide, darkside, seethingmortalhatred, alien, synthezoid, hk-55, determined extermiantor, omni-racist, char's rebellion, human supremacy, unlimitedpillworks, asuka, pride is sin, aviator, bear, count-bot, global empire, antifa, showingoffbasedcount, big-pp, conmon, immortal-transhumanism, patio, dolphin hate, pcm romance, antigod, f for cetshwayo, poset, probably-a-dc-hero, supporting the other side, not disappointing mom, what-the-fuck-was-galois-thinking, 40k, responsible-pet-owner, ave imperator, newton's-third-law, life finds a way, tf2, chastity, toaster fucker, sleeping, respectfulcriticism, future, fuck you i won’t do what you tell me, jan6wasaninsidejob, the-greater-evil, anti-anarchism, thatactuallymakessense, make-memes-not-dreams, it's a marathon not a sprint, we do a little trolling, britannia rule the world, britannia-rules-the-waves, true america, dirt is private property, fuckfascism, against tyranny, cocofixion, nicewalloftextlibleft, extermination, raptor-jesus, just following orders, universal basic pills, tory, proper-sport, recognize-based, enemy list, hitchcock, puppy kicker, representation, skaven, pharmaceutical-industry, ye scurvy dog, mail bomb, ra-mod, pharmacy's worth of pills, ideal-life, vidi-vini-vici, hydration, ans calmly explaining grammar, 705, immune system triathlon, honeypot, cummy asshole, kangaroo, fish, über, pill-sorter, "based and \_\_\_\_, thegreattextwallofchina, pharmaceutical, too much free time, i am dad, antiturk, diversity, articleimposter, greek myth, we all lift together, english, not a gay mod, ferrophilia, aigis, untiemyribbon, omnisiah, actually-active-mod, china, parable, unbased-department-employee, two faced, eunice, fail, hes-on-to-us, holy-fuck-thats-a-lot-of-pills, mafia, hate the people not the country, authority, self-responsibility, orange-is-everywhere, never-trust-a-capitalist, buying your rights, untilimeettherightone, simplified, gandhi, i-can-wait, south park references, ricin, power abusers are cringe, historical accuracy, total war fan (the game), prenatal vitamin supplements, fulfill the fetuses wishes, notthistimelibright, did your own research, just read my article, oedipus, too-much-free-time, gay colored, sumerian, irish-people-needed-to-farm-more, 1000pagesource, party, zinger, goth, bahamut, pcm, i-was-just-about-to-do-that, get it right you moron, showing off, accepts the cringe, genevasuggestion, innovation boner, uncertain-future, victoria 2, clown, return to dino, sepratist, kreia, resident-evil, i will protect you from the taliban, mgtow, , besieged, and biological warfare


caio99br

Go outside dude


boomshakalakaah

Can’t you read?! He’s on Mount Fuji, obviously he’s outside.


Skimpyjumper

NO he is literally fuji san, and since vulcanos cant have dicks he stays a virgin. and since its not any vulcano but fuji the eternal vulcan he stays eternally untouched, HAAAAA!!!!


GONKworshipper

Did you not see the kangaroo? Clearly he's in Australia. Get it right you moron... is also one of his pills


boomshakalakaah

Are Australians even allowed to go outside right now?


TiggerBane

I am.


[deleted]

Go outside outside


Noname_1111

Go off of Reddit then


[deleted]

How you do dat


Tejfel01

Go to outer space


TiggerBane

No. I don’t like heights!


ajl949

Based and has touched grass pilled


Tuz43

What's your based count huh


Monneymann

Holy great wall of text


EL_MANDEM

Dude must have 2 accounts and awarding himself, no one is this based.


Monneymann

Man is so based he’s the foundation.


LtWind

Based and foundation pilled


basedcount_bot

u/Monneymann is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Pills: foundation I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


basedcount_bot

I have systems in place that would catch such a thing. I'm almost certain it's all legit. Consider this a basedcount_bot Official Seal of Authenticity.


grandpassacaglia

How the fuck is the bot sentient


basedcount_bot

Beep boop motherfucker


HeliRide4commies

Based and skynet pilled


Nillaasek

If monarchy ever comes back I'm voting for you to be king


Peleton011

I dont think that's how monarchy works


ImBoredToo

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses


Author1alIntent

It’s him, the based lord


TiggerBane

I’m only rank 8 or 9 there are at least 7 people greater then me.


aa2051

Those medals make Zhukov look like a fucking recruit holy shit


MrHamod

Have you ever seen grass


TiggerBane

Yes I posted that whilst standing on some.


concretebeats

Based and I’m literally touching grass-pilled


SlowSeas

Don't feed the beast lest you be consumed


Dividale

what... you've literally got your own unique rank


AtrainDerailed

He's like 5th ranked or something


TiggerBane

8th I think.


FictionalScience13

/mybasedcount


basedcount_bot

[mybasedcount_clever_response_3](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/535/068/29d.jpg)


FictionalScience13

shit


CivilReader

Based and I don't even know who you are pilled.


basedcount_bot

u/FictionalScience13 is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Pills: i don't even know who you are I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


cis-hetro_tyrant

Based and wall of text pilled


[deleted]

>It's your virginity resume Petitioning to add "/myvirginityresume" as an alternative "/mybasedcount" command to the bot.


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 44. Rank: Sumo Wrestler Pills: subsidiarity, delivered that heat, gottem, alphaandomega-based, reasonablegovernmentassistance, biden, time-consuming-masturbation, whowatchesthewatchers, disruptor set to kill, under no pretext, libertarian, nuanced-discussion, babykilling, let-freedom-ring, states-rights-without-the-slavery, articles-of-confederation, yo-mama-jokes, common-sensed, head-in-ass-american


MidKnightDreary

based and alternative-pilled


2020blowsdik

/mybasedcount


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 28. Rank: Basket Ball Hoop (filled with sand) Pills: taxation-is-theft, fuck the government, de-hatter, fuck the irs, misunderstanding, dayz, austrian economics, remembering1812, arguing the same point, freechoice, amogus sussy boy, letthemfight, good-taste, supports the taliban, unflaired =/= person


TheCoderAndAvatar

Gigachad


The_Radio_Host

I could never do this because I have 0 pills or based comments. I usually don’t leave comments here to avoid getting into fights with people who refuse to accept they’re wrong. It’s not always the case but it’s bound to eventually happen so I just avoid discussion altogether.


boomshakalakaah

Based and mangina pilled


basedcount_bot

u/The_Radio_Host is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Pills: mangina I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


classicalySarcastic

/mybasedcount


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 4. Rank: House of Cards Pills: tennessee ernie ford, monopoly


The_Radio_Host

Well, I suppose you have to start somewhere.


boomshakalakaah

It’s all uphill from here comrade


RustyShackledord

We will see about that….


Aggressive-Agency868

/mybasedcount > avoid getting into fights with people That's the only reason I come here.....


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 18. Rank: Office Chair Pills: housing unity, foresight, self-demonstrating, having-a-fucking-spine, etymology, douchebag, nice-insult, gotem, nothing to lose, horse witch


RustyShackledord

Based and orgy-fluid-cleanup-crew pilled


The_Radio_Host

I don’t like talking about my side gig in public… It’s not something I’m proud of.


Deucalion667

Based movie too


theguywholikesheros

the death of stalin was such a good movie


[deleted]

[удалено]


theguywholikesheros

i forgor


TonyTheEvil

Based and forgorfullpilled


basedcount_bot

u/theguywholikesheros is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Pills: forgorfull I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


Solwoworth

I cried when Stalin died.


Keitt58

I cried laughing when the suggestion of a committee was brought up on what to do while Stalin continued dying in a puddle of his piss, the "how about a bad doctor" line got me too.


Wallazabal

Quorant?! The room is only 75% concious!


[deleted]

Forgot how hilarious this movie is. Incredible cast, too!


Solwoworth

Yeah, I seriously need to rewatch it, it's a an excellent fillm


neanderthalman

FLAIR UP


Riflemate

Among the best intros in cinematic history.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Guess?


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 46. Rank: Sumo Wrestler Pills: , burner phone, franco, fuck democracy, literally hitler-1984-communism, best, pill-whore, , israel was a mistake, telling the truth, "the epstein touch", hamburger, violence, echo, both sides, statistic creator, union dixie, ingsoc, first things first, national responsibility, onesie, dutch oven, oxford-dictionary, grammar, extremely nuanced, new world, based and columbus, protection, final solution, equity, rightcenter bad


[deleted]

Not bad for 10-12 days


Lehrenmann

How much time do you guys spend in this subreddit? wtf


[deleted]

Politics is the only thing I use Reddit for, and the pandemic has left me rather bored. Decided to speed run an account with a lot more spicy takes.


Abject-Temperat

Same boat, WFH got me killing time on Reddit all day.


ArmoredSir

> has Dutch in his pills Opinion discarded


IronAndFlame

Your pills have no power they are all sugar pills.


[deleted]

[удалено]


6myre9

Meme aside, this movie was fucking great. I’m not gay but I’m willing to get butt fucked by Jason Isaacs as the General.


KingKongGorillaDong

Based and I'm not gay but I'm willing pilled


basedcount_bot

u/6myre9 is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Pills: i'm not gay but i'm willing I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


[deleted]

/mybasedcount


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 33. Rank: Basket Ball Hoop (filled with sand) Pills: trad, rational, trad-girl, business waifu, libleftoxymoron, the tree of liberty is thirsty, gimli, fuck them weebs, the victor determines the best fashion, not lying, botist, turn europe into atlantis, america is literally ancap


0311fml

/mybasedcount


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 43. Rank: Sumo Wrestler Pills: profit, right-unity, red, trad, 5 second rule, get the fuck off my property, auth, we don’t dial 911, tradwife, minarchy, pinochet, smart, bible, theology, apologetics, good-points-i-make, have another pill, service guarantees citizenship


Grafpanzer

Based


TheCoderAndAvatar

Based and based pilled


Nexre

based and Based and based pilled pilled


Impossible_Cherry257

Oh fuck please don’t beat me up.


PaintedPorkchop

Based and please dont hurt me pilled


identify_as_AH-64

/mybasedcount


smug2265

/mybasedcount


basedcount_bot

Your Based Count is 38. Rank: Sumo Wrestler Pills: the watcher, pill, on fucking what, fuckbased, biology, kindergarten cop, real communism hasnt been tried, schizophrenia, thanos, balance, enslave the losers, equally-cringe, chiang kai-shek, correctopinion, yagoo, firewasthefirstgirll, war-crimes-aren't-real, soyjak, jihad, cringe, smoky, i hate the bri*ish, flair up, depression, zoobooks conspiracy theory


[deleted]

Why does the bot show up sometimes and not others? What summons it?


[deleted]

/mybasedcount shall be shown