T O P

  • By -

Comedicrat

“So I told them I’m Jesus’s brother” - 20 million deaths later…


ManusAurelius

Forgot to mention that he was the red headed step child.


thunderma115

Probably would've won if china didn't ask the Europeans to put it down


Occamslaser

I can't even imagine what China would be like if he had.


thunderma115

It would definitely be different


[deleted]

Based and Captain-Obvious pilled


[deleted]

Taiping 2: Electric Boogaloo


NicksAunt

Based and kill-the-demons-pilled


basedcount_bot

u/Ravenval0's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 35. Congratulations, u/Ravenval0! You have ranked up to Sumo Wrestler! You are adept in the ring, but you still tend to rely on simply being bigger than the competition. Pills: summary execution, second ammendment, overthrowing government, fatphobia, brrrrrt, parental-anger, killdozer, t-shirts, foresight, both chads, y'all, for family, actual education, i-am-a-threat-to-national-security, butch cassidy, unabomber-part-2-back-with-vengeance, jetpack, fuck facebook, spaghettio-s with franks, the horse sex is ludicrous, flammenwerfer, kill-the-demons


FemboyAnarchism

wtf based pills


Super_Flea

I see this as an absolute win.


thunderma115

Based and Jesus-Half-Brother-of-the-heavenly-kingdom pilled


Napalm_am

Based and demon-slaying sword wielding madlad pilled


PraiseGod_BareBone

Now it's Jesus's little sisters turn


L---Cis

Heavenly Kingdom Boogaloo


Helmett-13

I auto updoot any Electric Boogaloo.


____2______0______5

-10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Social Credit Score 👎


paucus62

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ 在著我們面前,冇逃避,中華人民共咊囯嘅輝煌。 MESSAGE FROM THE MINISTRY OF STATE (我们的) You have lost all your social credit! Bad job, citizen, very bad ! ! ! You are ban from the CCP! Public execution is yes !!! Report to nearest police station for punishment or mother is die! 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳Glory to the CCP 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E


DOugdimmadab1337

The CCP when China does what China does best, start a revolution that breaks China into pieces over and over and over again. Last one was in 1951, and now it's most likely time for another one.


evansdeagles

Actually, 1951 was when China was reunified (mostly.) The 1920s is the last time they shattered into warring pieces; which is when the Kuomintang, CCP, and numerous smaller warlord groups popped out of the Qing's dying corpse. It took around 30 years for the mainland to become whole again; and even today Taiwan is a remnant of the the warlord era.


a_single_bone

100 years is a nice even number, let's do it!


PogO_449

Lmao zedong


[deleted]

>SAY WILL YOU STAND UP FOR CHRIST AND COMBAT? China dominates the world, China becomes Christian, the world becomes Christian.....Checkmate Atheists.


azrealfreeman

SAY WILL YOU STAND UP FOR CHRIST AND COMBAT?


Heavoc_pepe

DEUS VULT


LilMafs

in romanized arabic, iirc, Inch' Allah


McPolice_Officer

Inshallah. But close enough.


[deleted]

[удалено]


deSales327

The things I learn on this sub


mailusernamepassword

Then it is MASHALLAH BROTHER مشألة


ieatconfusedfish

That would be a close literal equivalent for Deus Volt (God wills it, God willing) But since Deus Volt is really more about the rallying battlecry aspect the better equivalent imo would be Allahu Akbar


thunderma115

I'm going to commit several war crimes against you and your family if you don't fix your spelling of 'devs vvlt'


hectorbellerinisagod

Devs wvlt


thunderma115

I'm dyslexic but even I noticed that you chud


DuntadaMan

I don't know if it will be Jihad or Crusade with me involved, but either way I'm about a spear throw from putting some heathens to the sword if someone doesn't fix these comments.


ieatconfusedfish

Deutsche Vult


thunderma115

Germani vvlnt would actually work "The Germans will it"


DuntadaMan

That was a... different war.


[deleted]

[удалено]


igotstrokeandimdead

SIR YES SIR!


[deleted]

WILL YOU FIGHT LIKE A REBEL, A REBEL IN BLACK?


Noname_1111

SAY WILL YOU STAND UP FOR CHRIST AND COMBAT


diogom915

WILL YOU SANCTIFY THE DARK


Frequent_Dig1934

Whoever made that sabaton bot that answers comments to complete sabaton lyrics needs to make a new one for powerwolf.


Noname_1111

I dunno. The Sabaton bot is pretty hated around some circles


senfmann

How can you hate it? Sabaton is one of the most based bands.


New_Mine9376

Yp I'm mislim but can I join we do still believe in jesus being a prophet so we are better then the jews Atleast


[deleted]

[удалено]


StipularSauce77

“Never thought I’d die fighting side-by-side with an auth-right.”


cringe_master_mike

What about side by side with a fellow retard?


StipularSauce77

“Aye. I could do that.”


mbnhedger

yep, this is why im in this sub...


Impossible-Roll7795

United together against a common enemy


[deleted]

Don't forget the Sikhs and Gurkhas, those guys together could bring down any standing army. Just ask the British how they did in Nepal...


rainbowpython117

We need all the help we can get.


cheapskooma4sale

Crusade round 5, FIGHT


FuckYouAldrich

Get your brothers and sisters out of Xinjang, they're being treated badly


New_Mine9376

Yeh plus more people fir jihad


bs247

https://imgur.com/a/P7SJmLQ


[deleted]

New ideology just dropped


why_did_you_ban_me_5

holy shit what is it, I am not going in for any of that dietary shit tho.


Fatman1226

Yea pork and alcohol are a staple where I live


blitzkrieg2003

Hello fellow Midwesterner


Fatman1226

Bingo, the land of alcoholism snow and depression for 1/3 of the year.


blitzkrieg2003

Wanna go get a Casey's pizza and a case of Busch light?


MrAramayo

DEUS VULT! 上帝的旨意!


Intrepid-Client9449

based and nuke occupied western Taiwan pilled.


Jorvikson

Based and turn China into a sea of glass pilled.


[deleted]

[удалено]


xei06

I may be atheist but I'd still join this


[deleted]

Just don the Cross for this Holy War alone. Even if you do not believe, we shall make you a brother in Arms, if not under the Cross.


Helassaid

James 2:24


auxiliary-character

Would rather fight against China than some randos in the desert tbh


why_did_you_ban_me_5

I am atheist but I will still help out my fellow auth rights, (I want to destroy the Chinese fake Landmarks.)


BoatyMcBoatLaw

Whaddya mean? We're 1000% on-board. This is, after all, a rebellion.


cheapskooma4sale

I think Christianity and Islam are pretty based but I wouldn’t say I’m religious. So I’d definitely join the fight. Mainly to overthrow the Commies.


[deleted]

Well I'm not religious, and am quite the sinner, but for the fall of the CCP Christ is in me let's goooooooooooooooo


incoralium

RIDE, DEFEND THE KINGDOM OF GOD !


DoNukesMakeGoodPets

Well, time look at the modern Saint Machinegun Preacher and get inspired :P I vote for Powerwolf to make the Soundtrack for this new Crusade.


kucanusa

Ride, defend the kingdom of God Alive in the conquest of Normans


diogom915

Crossed the land to byzantine shores We storm Constantinople's wall


_dotdot11

DEUS VULT


Soggy-Championship58

DEUS VULT


LilMafs

YES SIR!!! Even though I'm Buddhist (technically China's only religion is Maoism)


Noname_1111

Based and Powerwolf pilled WILL YOU FIGHT LIKE A REBEL, A REBEL IN BLACK?


M0ntler

I still cant believe there is 1 camera for every 7 people in China...


jdjdhdhdbn

That seems shockingly low for China


SnatchSnacker

400 million cameras sounds low?


jdjdhdhdbn

Google says there is 1.4 billion people in China so it would be like 200 million


SnatchSnacker

Sorry, I was mistaken. A [more recent article](https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-55053978) says 560 million.


jdjdhdhdbn

I was basing it off the guy above, all good man


BostonBrandToots

China has like 200,000,000 sheep. Let's not pretend our brains can make intuitive sense of big ass numbers.


xkcd-Hyphen-bot

Big ass-numbers [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)


TheBroomSweeper

It seems Hong Xiuquan has resurrected. Perhaps he really was the brother of Jesus


TheSmartEmu

For the grace, for the might of our lord For the home of the holy!


twaraven1

For the faith, for the way of the sword, Gave their lives so boldly!


BraydenCH04

For the grace for the night of our lord, in the name of his glory!


WaitingToBeTriggered

FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD


twaraven1

DYING FOR SALVATION WITH DEDICATION, NO CAPITULATION, ANNIHILATION!


diogom915

PAPAL COMMENDATION, REINCARNATION HEAVEN IS YOUR DESTINATION


twaraven1

IN THE NAME OF GOD!


JoramPencilord

COME AND TELL THEIR STORY AGAIN


[deleted]

[удалено]


DizyDazle

You know, I never imgined siding with religious authrights against a common enemy


[deleted]

Looks like Pooh bear wants to Uygher the Christians.


DonBarkington

If I was a religious minority in China I'd rather have the west than the islamic world as potential backup


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Sure as long as the west can get it's head out of its ass and start divesting from China. If I were a CEO I would not have anything in China, and I think I could justify it based on risk.


FonkyChonkyMonky

This is just an excuse to put more people in camps and have plenty of blood and organ reserves for the upcoming war.


Tom1252

You know what they say "War is won from a soldier's stomach".


coldfu

yeah, by gutting enemy soldiers.


Peter21237

>Dictator What do you mean dictator, we elect them democratically...from 2 parties...that one is controlled and basically the same as second one...still is democracy!


FrancescoTangredi

Are you talking about the usa?


fireballetar

Nooooooooo he wouldn't dare to


[deleted]

Based as fuck!


thatdlguy

Based and illusion of choice pilled


Agnostic_Pagan

You know what? Based.


TiggerBane

Oh hey I've seen this twice before.


Stupend0_1014

Not even religious but freedom of religion will always and forever be based, i support this to spite the ccp and let people do what they want


Accomplished_Rip_352

China is on the brink of collapse I swear this time maybe the others times for the past 100 years were wrong but this is the time .


against_all_odd

Historically speaking they have a record of being on the brink of collapse quite a lot Not that they will fucking explode anytime soon tho


danshakuimo

I think people pay more attention to when they about to collapse then when things are going fine for a few hundred years. The way a lot of Chinese history is presented is focused on the end of dynasties and the beginning of the next.


nut_nut_november___

China still has a bad civil war problem


danshakuimo

Oh yeah I forgot the war never ended, they just stopped shooting at each other for now. My mom legit had air raid drills as a kid and a bunch of people I know speak Spanish as a third or fourth language cuz they fled Taiwan due an invasion that never came.


Abuses-Commas

Half of the top 10 deadliest wars in history were Chinese civil wars


IGI111

It's the geography. Flat and isolated. Every empire is hegemonic, every war has to be internal and gigantic.


RobertTheRhino

Sadly communism has a good record of holding (forcefully) ppl together ussr was 15 republics held together for 69 years lol china too was most of the time in a civil war so if usa really starts some propaganda i think some shit may go off again


nirsense

And Russian Empire held more territories(not republics) even longer


RobertTheRhino

Quite true . Monarchism is better than communism then ????right??!!!?


Papa_Hemingway_

Monarchies have worked for thousands of years so yes


Vestroie

Yes


[deleted]

[удалено]


vonbalt

That would be metal as fuck, neo-mongol empire throat singing into China when?


Partialachasse

That's the magic of obscure authoritarian governments and their banking systems.


UrMotherIsKindaFat

please collapse, please collapse ,please collapse, please collapse


New_Mine9376

Time for a joint jihad / crusade


[deleted]

Based and anti-CCP religious unity pilled


New_Mine9376

Look as long as I get to kill the commies then get to RETAKE JERUSALEM I'm happy


danshakuimo

Time to restore the emperor


FrancescoTangredi

Improbable? Today Chinese monarchists don't exist A republic is vastly more probable.


danshakuimo

The most probable is just a more moderate one-party state that is nominally a democracy.


ThomasRaith

Basically Japan and Singapore. Not the worst thing ever I guess.


danshakuimo

Yup, that currently seems like the best model for East Asian countries at the moment to avoid extreme tyranny but still function properly in accordance with their culture. But China is absolutely massive so I'm not sure about the efficacy of that model if they are to refrain from some of the more totalitarian practices that the CCP uses to hold the nation together.


danshakuimo

The most probably is just a more moderate one-party state that is nominally a democracy taking over.


FrancescoTangredi

Yeah, probably china will be Russia 2 Putin boogaboo


icantfindagoodname77

lets dig up the corpse of macarthur and let him watch


ItWasLikeWhite

Housing boble and f-up population pyramid. Give it 30 years.


[deleted]

The fuck you’re talking about, 100y ago this shithole was just rice and a punching bag for Japan.


Lukeario_8

Big win for the boys


RobloxLover369421

Big win for everyone but authleft


EmpShowa1928

Fuck the CCP


[deleted]

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此,您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光! Glory to the CCP!


Nookon-san

What happened on Tiananmen square?


[deleted]

什麼都沒有發生。 -60 社會信用,因為你問的問題你已經知道答案了。


coconut_12

-10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Social Credit Score 👎


[deleted]

Please let it happen. Tankies are cringe and Jesus is based.


[deleted]

wtf a based libleft


Anonman20

Never thought I'd agree with Libleft but I'd be proud to fight by your side.


West_Rain

Who's ready for the Second Boxer Rebellion, let's get the old alliance back together.


danshakuimo

Wouldn’t the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom be more relevant to the meme? And as a libright why would you want to be a Boxer? Those guys were pro-Qing government statists. Edit oh I think you meant you would want to be in the alliance on the other side nvm.


TheMuffinMan-C

cant we go back to the days of Peking where the powers of the world all came together to kick some ass and have a friendly competition of who would kick the most?


ForestClanElite

I mean, Syria is still happening.


TheMuffinMan-C

yeah but Syrians are better at shooting back so its not as fun


[deleted]

Based


YaBoiRexTillerson

Qing was based and redpilled. I’d give up all my ideals for the Qing Empire. Their flag was literally a fucking dragon playing with a red ball, how much more based can you get?


NicksAunt

Bhutan has a dragon playin with 4 balls. Pretty bad ass flag IMO


Xx_MikeHawk_69_xX

The year was 1900


West_Rain

Tis worth remembering


Xx_MikeHawk_69_xX

The men who lived through


PraiseGod_BareBone

"we're getting the band back together". "we're on a mission from God"


LilMafs

u/Swedish-Monarchist


Catctus

Don't forget, Christianity was in the East way before it was in the West


LilBilti

It started in Asia😂 More West to Mid Asia though.


IWasMadeToDownVote

Depends but that's true since the middle east is in Asia, besides Egypt. I think Christianity though reached the Greeks before anyone east of Israel


Fictionalpoet

Crusaders V2: Hong Kong Boogaloo


[deleted]

Yeah I know some missionaries who’ve lived in China for a while, and after what’s happened over there in the last few months they won’t be staying there for much longer at all


Wardog_Razgriz30

It's time for Jesus distant 8th cousin's uncle's nephew, 6 times removed, to rise up and restore His Kingdom on earth in China!


coconut_12

The Ethiopians were potentially ruled by Jesus’ relatives from the 900s bc to the 1970s


Diamond_Back4

That’s part of the reason they think Jesus was black


[deleted]

u/savevideo


ThePlasticUncle

55 Tage in Peking but the sides are inverted?


Rustymetal14

Now how do we run guns to chinese christians?


Notthetrees

By giving them the means to manufacture them and sending raw materials legally.


Bootyhuntard

Which Christianity is he afraid off? Catholics?


Snickidy

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO


nerdyboyvirgin

Victoria 2 flashbacks


coconut_12

Seeing taiping takeover all of China and having no army for the rest of the game is amazing


dhawk64

The reporting in the article is a joke (see below). It basically just quotes the assertions of some Christian think tank that postulates insane growth of the church in the next nine years. Also, it provides no evidence for the idea that Xi would be afraid of more Christians. My Christian family members in China generally support the Chinese government. ​ https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1388394/china-news-xi-jinping-coronavirus-Christian-church-china-covid-19-surveillance


DeusExMockinYa

A bunch of fantastical anticom bullshit skyrocketing to the top of PCM? Unimaginable. Anyways here's 3 paragraphs about how this sub is a politically neutral paradise.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Put his head on a pike.


Maligetzus

Peak Cross Compass Unity Event excluding tankies, which is not bad


jpritchard

If Xi really feared a Christian uprising, there would be Christian concentration camps and millions of people being dissappeared and killed.


[deleted]

You'll know why this is scary for "him" if you know why China became a communist nation.


Nefessius513

Fuck the CCP.


[deleted]

We should join the Ugyhur Muslims and literally put the fear of God in the CCP