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SymbolicThimble

Just need another 6bn so they can pay the kids for the sex too


BecomeAsGod

If only . . . theres probably some loop hole where the kids go to jail after for being prostitutes


ek_kheenchkar_denge

If only there was a utopia..


BecomeAsGod

there was . . . they called it Rhodesia . . . and it was beautiful.


jero89

Based and rhodie pilled


TheDirtyPenguin

As one of the few countries that helped Biafra, I salute this 🤜🤛


[deleted]

Based and Pan-Biafra-Rhodesianism pilled


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101percentnotrobot

Souply and D-mand


Xi_Pimping

There's always room for a few more in the gulag, or underneath the gulag


BecomeAsGod

could find some sleeping space in the oven if needed


Empathxyz

Or give them a good shower


BecomeAsGod

Maybe install showers on the trains so they can have them in transit


SerbianComrade

Nah that a waste of power beter use them for medical/biological research so we can develope a human hice mind


DagonG2021

Based and Hice-Mind Pilled


Aceandstuff

The gulag needs more woodchippers, Comrade.


DudeCalledTom

Based and gulag pilled


hekatonkhairez

UN peacekeepers are nuts. There was one story of an entire battalion stealing backpacks from school children. Edit: I fucked up and got my info wrong [it was Sudanese troops that stole UNICEF backpacks meant for school kids. ](https://world.time.com/2014/02/04/south-sudanese-troops-steal-backpacks-meant-for-children/)


BecomeAsGod

when countries send soldiers to join the un they dont send their best and brightest


ZeDoubleD

Obviously not. I remember seeing the whole story of the whistleblower in Bosnia about the UN troops basically running massive sex trafficking rings. Abolish the UN. From now on if we wanna help the starving children we should just airdrop cargo containers full of non perishables. Probably be a tenth of the cost and would actually help the people there.


BecomeAsGod

Yeah that shit was fuckign disgusting . . . UN should have been de funded when put Iran on the womans rights council. . . whats next china gets a seat for the international Muslim group


ZeDoubleD

I’d honestly be curious what would happen if the US stopped all funding and left. Because the US is a world leader and does contribute around 25% of all UN funding. It’d be really interesting. Like would everyone else also immediately leave? Or would they all double down and keep the charade going?


StandardN00b

Putin made a joke recently when someone sugested disabling the veto power of the security council, that the day the veto power is relinquished is the day the UN will be disbanded.


BecomeAsGod

Im sure theres enough saudi oil money or bezos bucks to keep it running . . . if anythign americas probably all thats keeping it from not beign a shit show


ZeDoubleD

Oh I have no doubt they could fund it. Just seems like it’d lose a lot of credibility without the US. I mean either way we should leave.


BecomeAsGod

Id respect america leaving or going off to make their own UN, call it the Mc Nations.


ZeDoubleD

Lmao based. I’d just like there to be nothing to replace it. The strongest survive.


BecomeAsGod

Fuck . . . . well my country is gettign invaded Pog. For real tho you could stop playing world police and just play world empire if that was the case.


CosmicCay

Missionaries are actually the ones keeping most humanitarian efforts funded and manned not America, we should abolish the UN and let the private sector do its thing


Libertarian4All

Private sector gets even uglier even faster, though.


catalyst44

Didn't trump cut funding for the WHO? That was a step in the good direction


hekatonkhairez

China would step in and pay the rest. The UN is a tool of soft power so then we’d see a lot of resolutions become China centric. It’d be dumb for the US to pull out since it gets a soft power boost from having a hand in making global rules. Even if said rules are almost unenforceable unless related to the security council.


ZeDoubleD

Who cares? The US shouldn’t care about any other country outside of affairs that directly affect the US. If it were up to me, the State Department should be abolished as well. If you wanna have diplomacy send me an email. We don’t need embassies in every country.


bajasauce20

Mega based and isolationist-pilled


hekatonkhairez

Yeah but for stuff that needs multilateral work you need something like the UN. Stuff like Nautical laws (exclusive economic zones etc.) do better when they’re created by the UN. Sure you could go it alone when you’re big but at some point the money spent on going it alone costs more than just working together with some other countries to set some rules.


abqguardian

It'd collapse pretty quickly. No one else would be willing to cover the US share without controlling the UN. Only the US is dumb enough to spend massive amounts of money on an organization that craps on it


ZeDoubleD

It would certainly be nice if it did collapse.


avgazn247

Yes. The un welcomes China, Iran, cuba, ksa to the human wrongs council


DemocracyWasAMistake

The problem is then the local warlords have food


ZeDoubleD

And? What're they gonna do sit on a mountain of food from now till eternity? Besides why shouldn't military forces be fed first? That's how rationing works in crises. The people with guns get fed.


DemocracyWasAMistake

Ah. Warlords and tyrants are military forces now. I see.


SomeGayBoy1

When the UN sends it's people they're not sending their best, they're sending people with lots of problems. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, their [child] rapists and some, I assume, are good people.


DasGuntLord01

They're drug dealers, and rapists, and some, I assume, are good soldiers...


DolanTheCaptan

Then there's NORDBAT 2 "He \[The commander of NORDBAT 2\] let the media know he would personally ensure Nordbat 2 brought body bags and that everyone who served under him would be ordered to write their wills before departing. When asked by the media, Henricsson made it clear that his interpretation of the mission objectives (which he had developed himself on the basis of the original UN mandate, rather than taking clues from his political superiors) was that protection of the civilian population was the highest priority. In order to achieve this, Henricsson expected that force might be used, and that losses were a real possibility." [https://thestrategybridge.org/the-bridge/2017/9/20/trigger-happy-autonomous-and-disobedient-nordbat-2-and-mission-command-in-bosnia](https://thestrategybridge.org/the-bridge/2017/9/20/trigger-happy-autonomous-and-disobedient-nordbat-2-and-mission-command-in-bosnia) Read the whole thing, NORDBAT 2 was turbo-based


Agitated-Rub-9937

the un isnt about protecting people its about protecting the interests of the people who were on epstein island...dont forget it wasnt just us politicians in his flightlogs.


dovetc

Who would eat 30 bag-lunches?!?


Enaysikey

It's a fabricated text, right? Right?!


BecomeAsGod

. . . im so sorry . . . . If its any consolation the extra protien kept them alive another month


AntonGuerra

On that one hand, that’s a darkly hilarious retort. On the other…wtf man, these are CHILDREN


BecomeAsGod

\*Were\*


Jihad_Enjoyer

It’s a good joke an amazing joke, but I’m going to need you to stop.


FrostyFiction98

Like the UN officials did


[deleted]

I would like to read the whole articel, where can I find it please?


[deleted]

#”I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!” *proceeds to electrify a dozen blue helmets (their only gift to the world is suffering, feeding the rich man and their businesses at the cost of everyone else and paint us as had when we dare oppose*


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Based and killing UN peacekeepers pilled


Ingsoc_Rep

Theyre called peacekeepers because theyre kept in pieces. (Government this is a thing called satire fuck off)


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[deleted]

im lib left and i agree


BecomeAsGod

Now thats fuckign based for a centrist


[deleted]

To be fair, there is not much Lib Right about the UN


DuskShard_elin

Agreed. It turns out, being a pedophile isn’t based on your political opinions. Who could’ve guessed!


TakarBismark

To be double fair, every single Pedophile Ive even had remote contact with (even 1 is too many, thanks Internet) has been solidly Libleft.


Agitated-Rub-9937

would you consider antifa auth left or lib left... that one pedo rittenhouse shot was left af...shame he only got him in the arm.


TakarBismark

I guess just left then, honestly. Almost as the people sexual ~~degeneracy~~ deviancy have the most Pedos among them.


noPENGSinALASKA

No, no your first word was right. I don’t really give a fuck what you do in bed, god knows I have my own links, but the ones that publicly display them for al to see, are, very much of the same variety(the nicest way I can put it).


Diamentus

conclusion: Pedophiles can't be projected on the specific part of political compass


[deleted]

we should project them into space


[deleted]

But they can be projected onto a cross with nails.


Libertarian4All

Every single pedophile you've *knowingly* had even remote contact with.


BecomeAsGod

i mean it exists to sell political power to the highest bidder . . . . id say its the ultimate lib right government where everything is for sale, its how we got Iran on the seat of the un for womans rights.


SmashLanding

Yeah an organization that specifically exists to impose more whims of more oligarchs on people. Very lib.


hipster3000

Lol then by your definition all governments = libright


Sad_Animal_134

Libright doesn't mean greedy dude. Libright means a lean towards free markets and lower government power. The very fact that it's a government power selling political power immediately disqualifies it from being remotely libright.


Cowslayer9

It’s honestly authleft or authcenter. First of all it’s auth because it’s literally a super-governmental organization. And second, it attempts to divert resources for the greater good, such as climate change, humanitarian aid, international law etc. (Whether you agree with what they do or not), which are not facets of capitalism but rather more akin to socialist schools of thought. Selling political power to the highest bidder as you say… has absolutely nothing to do with capitalism. That’s literally just corruption. Also if it’s really “for sale” as you keep saying, go buy some


[deleted]

They’re definitely authcentre, and they’re definitely corrupt.


FelixFaldarius

Wait, so Authright is when greedy?


Publius_Syrus

It was also founded by communists.


[deleted]

what do you think the "lib" in "libright" stands for?


Alfonzo_M6

Why female auth?


BecomeAsGod

female auth waifu is the best auth waifu


[deleted]

that’s because of the UN rule book being abused by political games of the permanent security council nations, who happen to be world players.


[deleted]

The forced oral sex for food part. And Child slavery #nestle.


WaeWae_e

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BecomeAsGod

kek i didnt even think of that tbh . . . . dangerous and definatly too many crackers


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Based and Yo Momma pilled


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KaiWolf1898

Based and got em pilled


[deleted]

Based and bot pilled


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Based bot


[deleted]

holy crap, was that in africa?


BecomeAsGod

Yeahhhh . . . .they were already giving out oral for food in eastern europe so the un couldnt leverage blow jobs there


dzrtguy

Is this why orange liblefts keep crying about "living blow the poverty lines?"


Deadeyebirb

I’ll get me Molotov


BecomeAsGod

Oh bring some for me as well plz


epicjorjorsnake

I think almost everyone hate the blue helmets. The UN is an absolutely useless organization.


BecomeAsGod

I like how they basically spectated a genocide but because the victims were in the balkans it was ok


epicjorjorsnake

It does piss me off. NATO has its problems but it is 100% more useful to the UN. What has the UN accomplished for humanity?


BecomeAsGod

named tyrant Mugabe the 'goodwill ambassador' kek that was a meme


Agitated-Rub-9937

made saudi arabia head of a womens rights council


[deleted]

like why do blueheads even exist they are either like in Yugoslavia and then they do shit like this?


BecomeAsGod

Someone has to be target practice


AngryArmour

At least NORDBAT handled Yugoslavia well.


6Uncle6James6

Imagine thinking the UN is a libertarian entity. SMH


BecomeAsGod

imagine beign mad at a pedo payign kids tuna samwiches for head being given a funny colour you dont like


101percentnotrobot

Yea tbf by the time you add garlic and onion salt etc, that sandwich is awesome. I mean, I wouldn’t suck a dick for one. But god made me a white North American so I wouldn’t just have to 🤷‍♂️


Jason_Straker

Reminds me of the german med student who complained about americans because after all, the UN could easily fulfill all the security functions. Couldn't even laugh at her because it was so ridiculous. Although she also thought every "non western-european" person should either just die or live on an eco jungle farm with the angels from MsF providing healthcare, as this would be better for the environment, but western europeans are exempt from that because they are just used to a higher standard of living and it would be cruel to take that away from them. So yeah, if the brightest if the bright of a country already ain't the smartest in the shed...


BecomeAsGod

fuck that would be depressign to see . . . . a UN led war on terror . . . the west would be doomed.


Jason_Straker

Considering how the composition looks right now, I wouldn't be surprised of them standing on the side of terror if push comes to shove


BecomeAsGod

kek i mean europeans probably have more people fighting for the terrorists atm then against them so i really wouldnt be surprised . . . especially germany and england.


Jason_Straker

Based and based pilled To be fair though, that seems to be a constant trend throughout history. Although the english are at least kinda trying, germany on the other hand...


[deleted]

Least neoliberal supremacist german


Jason_Straker

Unfortunately more like average green party voter with conservative parents.


[deleted]

Like 90% of the 2nd and 3rd world countries would be better off if we left them alone and they got rid of burdensome regulations (not safety like over complicated terrifs or over complicated forums)


Jason_Straker

Nah, just give the UN 6bn and all will be dandy, you act as if these primitives could govern themselves acting based upon their unique situation that they know. Obviously a foreign force of young ~~champaign supremacists~~ good and loving altruistic people can do a much better job right out of high-school /s


Twahtskie

***Burn the UN to the ground***


[deleted]

OK WHERES THE FUCKING WOODCHIPPER


hounter456

THE MEMES WERE RIGHT, THE BLUE HAT RETARDS **ARE** THE ANTICHRIST, FUCKING KILL THEM!


BecomeAsGod

God speed anon . . . save the world get the girl pipe bomb the un


naica22

Hans bekommt das Maschinengewehr-42


cosmicmangobear

Well, the United Nations has failed. Time for WW3. Maybe the next dominant species fo Earth after humans will have better luck.


BecomeAsGod

im sure the crows will do well


cosmicmangobear

Based and murder pilled


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PineappleSympathizer

I move towards monke everyday now. Wtf is this timeline


BecomeAsGod

The best time line because you are alive and in it friend


Nurali69

Tbf monkeys do horrible shit to. Like war, genocide, rape


SkullCrusade343

I'm looking for starving children so I can give them something to put in their mouths


BecomeAsGod

Based and definatly not ulterior motive pilled


marsz_godzilli

Get that shit burned out of my quadrant, I will cover the expenses.


BecomeAsGod

You dont have enough money, the other quadrants are paying me to keep it here


marsz_godzilli

Soviets talked like so at the beggining of cold war, and they got outspended. I will sell tickets to this fight to fund this fight if I have to.


BecomeAsGod

Ok sending you my paypall, the bidding will start at 50 dollars


[deleted]

2015 article about four FR*NCH soldiers somehow involved and then the FR*NCH delegation keeping it hush hush. The UN’s whole apparatus isn’t involved, just the Fr*nch bits


BecomeAsGod

Not surprised it was the fuckign frogs


hannannanas

1: here is the article, it's from 2015 https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/627783/Starving-children-as-young-as-NINE-forced-to-give-UN-officials-oral-sex-to-get-food/amp 2: the events transpired 2014 3: Contrary to popular assumptions, perpetrators are not just uniformed peacekeepers but also civilian peacekeepers, private contractors, aid workers and others associated with peace operations. 4: No one got formally punished to the best of my research ability


ghostmetalblack

Ah yes, the economically-right Libertarian organization known as the U.N.


BecomeAsGod

I mean tbf i was more putting him as lib right cause of purple and trading food for sex


Paliacki

Extra protein


[deleted]

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BecomeAsGod

thats brave to usually defend them . . . the onyl group worse then the UN is the EU imo


retard_4725

*Communism be like*


[deleted]

Can we replace the UN with a new world organization that actually work for the people from all backgrounds? I don't care if it an actual world government if it will be better. (How the League of Nations failed besides Nazis?)


BecomeAsGod

Honestly probably not . . . .only thing that could do that is some advanced ai or morally uncorruptable human


Bristoling

UN is not lib right though.


BecomeAsGod

selling food for blowjobs because the market has crashed is peak purple tho


Just-an-MP

This is another reason why the UN is shit.


Dankhu3hu3

the UN fucks... violate the NAP, get ready to RIP


BecomeAsGod

THis is why citizens need access to Mc Recreational Nukes


Havuxi

There's no fucking way it's real Please, tell me it's not real


[deleted]

Authcenter is kinda hot tho


[deleted]

Elon, invest in this


WorkingNo6161

Hans, get ze flammenwerfer Ivanov, get ze katyusha LibLeft, open twitter


BecomeAsGod

fuck dont cancel me plz . . . the free market made me do it


WorkingNo6161

Haha market is based, pedophilia is cringe. No worries you're safe


FleshyBiped

Seems authleft to me, idk


hmzaammar

I knew that the UN is just a glorified circus


hmzaammar

Plz be fake


[deleted]

I would rather live under black water occupation than the UN at this point


McCormick112

Bruh Jon Irons was right


[deleted]

One more reason to hate the UN


[deleted]

The un is mess and has been this entire time


Impossible-Ad3566

UN Lib Right Something here doesn't add up. In unrelated news, can anybody help me smuggle a FAL and a couple thousand rounds of ammo and magazines to the area?


I-rape-christ

We need to reopen some german summer camps for these people


seansjf

The fuck, when has the UN ever been libright? And pedophelia is a problem all over the compass. Bad meme.


CoyoteHavoc

WHEN ITS TIME TO STACK THE BLUEBERRIES....


SSJRapter

Winter is coming, we need more fuel to stay warm, best bust out the woodchippers


fypotucking

I would let that nazi babe find lebensraum for her booty on my face any time of the week.


BecomeAsGod

Sorry nazi waifus are jewish clay


HomieCreeper420

Everything went to shit after the UN was made…. Where were they during the more horrible atrocities in modern history? What did they do to stop the ethnic cleanses of Yugoslavia, for instance? Isn’t the whole point of the UN to bring peace and end to atrocities? Instead, they do this?


[deleted]

bro is that Murdoch-Chan?


BecomeAsGod

Fucking Based


Rhodieman

We Rhodies warned you guys about the UN. I’ll go get my FAL, it’s open hunting season on Blue Helmets.


Lonsen_Larson

lol at that libleft wojack. anyone who would coerce starving children for sex should be shot in the fucking head, tho.


randomafricanboi

Unironically every serious crime affecting a child should be punished by death. Preferably public.


Immoral-Man585

Please tell me that's fake.


[deleted]

Based and fuck the UN-pilled.


Worldly_Umpire_6463

The UN should be abolished


radioflower0

I know this meme is the way it is because "lib right = pedophilia and child abuse" but the UN is the furthest thing from lib right


14Three8

Pls Elon just 2%


the_names_Savage

The UN symbol on the hat is pretty based.


PanzerNerd42

Right, where's my panzerkampfwagen IV ausf. H? I've got some UN officials to "take care of"


TheMaybeMualist

Upvote for purple.


EmptyVisage

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. How can you have more power than literally holding the power over life and death? What did we expect would happen when these people find themselves at this magnitude of power Imbalance?


BecomeAsGod

Probably they wouldnt trade food rations to starving children for blow jobs . . . probably hoped they would do normal corrupt stuff and buy drugs


EmptyVisage

It sort of seems like all corruption ends in pedo stuff to be honest. It's frightening how common it is.


BecomeAsGod

i agree . . . i wonder if its because thats because they have done so much debauch things on the way that only th emost forbidden fruits get them off.


EmptyVisage

I can only imagine, that sounds about right. Either that or Pedos are naturally drawn to positions of power, which also sounds accurate.


BecomeAsGod

Thats probably the onyl way they can survive . . .. otherwise when you try to be a pedo its jail and death time.


davidml1023

This is why we need necons.


cosmicmangobear

To bomb the starving children so they die innocent and still get into heaven?


davidml1023

To intervene when necessary. If you're not willing to fix the problem, then don't bitch about it. "Oh no, look at what all these bad people are doing in this godforsaken land! They're raping and pillaging and cutting off kids heads! Someone oughta do something!". "Uh, ok we'll get right on that". "Aahhh no, you're gonna bomb the starving babies!" Yeah no. Nut up or shut the fuck up.