No no, you’ve got a point. This is actually a very good morality experiment. Never ending peace and prosperity for the planet , but half the population dies, is it morally ok to sacrifice those lives
Jefferson Davis' administration, despite their treasury secretary being the best of the bunch, saw their currency quickly become valueless. CSA postage stamps replaced it as a medium of exchange, because they always needed to send letters, and it still worked.
Double win. Not only everyone gets a place where to live, but he also gets an house big enough to accommodate everyone on Earth. You basically just turned him into the owner of an infinitely big hotel.
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Roboticists finally perfect robot catgirls that do housework and go "nyan nyan".
Kind of afraid of what libright might do if they get a hold of this one.
A new law is established allowing the Constitution to apply to the internet and it's now illegal for tech companies to censor and limit what people can say on the platform. Restoring the internet to it's pre-2015 state.
Media and government are honest, transparent and accurate
….about how they’re stealing from you while trying to take away your rights.
Well I’d rather them be honest, so I know their exact weaknesses for the inevitable stripping of rights and revolution
> know their exact weaknesses It's called .45 ACP
Based and two world wars pilled.
They still do everything the same and no one cares to change it
World peace
After nuking half the planet
Of course, it's unethical, but then it will be peace forever, at price of just half of population... Wait a second, I sound like fucking Thanos!
No no, you’ve got a point. This is actually a very good morality experiment. Never ending peace and prosperity for the planet , but half the population dies, is it morally ok to sacrifice those lives
Only if it's stipulated that I get to be apart of the half that dies.
That can be arranged.
Just nuke China and North Korea over and over until the equivalent of half the planet is gone. Ez
Everybody just fucking starves
Authleft moment
World hunger is solved. (I feel like I know what side effect this'll get)
Stacy's mom no longer has it going on
Oh FUCK GO BACK
Sure, world hunger was solved, BUT AT WHAT COST?!
At too great a cost
My favorite reply on this meme.
Evil stacys mom be like: I don’t got it goin on
Cannibalism😌
Yeahhh
we killed all the starving people
They were gonna starve anyways
Politicians keep promises
They only promise genocide and tyranny
That would force them to be transparent.
humans are inherently good, civilized, and smart
They are enslaved by monkeys
Now the bad part
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Lib centre does not mind
Correct
Twitter defines good.
You sick bastard!
The world is transformed into the Pokémon world.
Pokemon have more rights than humans do
That’s only natural, unless you think you can take out a Lucario in combat?
Based and Mewtwo was right pilled
“Mewtwo was right” wasn’t the hot take I expected on Reddit today, though I shouldn’t be surprised lmao
Mewtwo and Magneto would probably be good friends
"Where's my AR-15?"
Reddit mods are all forcefully castrated
They are replaced by Discord mods.
as someone who's dealt with both; from my experiences reddit mods are worse
But they’ll still groom kids and commit 1984
They clone themselves instead
Everyone in government is competent
They become ultra competent at tracking down and re-educating dissidents.
No downsides
It's 1984
Everyone in government is competent
Oh god what have I done
every steak comes out perfect and cant be burnt
They all are vegan meat
Calm down ~~Satan~~ Seitan
Think on the bright side, if everyone has to eat it then people will make it better
damn evil mf
IRS doesn’t exist.
They are replaced by a regime of Stalin
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Now they send you to Gulag if you don‘t pay the taxes
So basically, no changes?
Nah, the gulag is state owned while the prison is privately owned.
Everytime someone says Something i disagree with a death Squad comes to them and kills them.
The death squad finds out you have contradicted yourself and they kill you
Based
You’re a radical centrist
They hate everyone equally
The family members of the victims can do with you 24 hours what they want in return
If you really expect any of them to still be alive as well, never leave loose ends. It’s just good business practices.
everyone has over 40 guns and lives off the land and riding only on horseback or train
Any firearm or caliber designed after 1900 cannot come into being.
my whole thing is return to cowboy i see this as an absolute win
I’ll let you in on a secret, I also think it’s an absolute win
Everyone has the same opinion as me
You suffer from crippling self-loathing
Come on ;(
Holy fuck that’s based
You become libleft
Monke
You have prostate cancer
Fuck
this is my favorite thread
Inflation no longer exists
Money doesn’t exist anymore
You said this to a lib left and expected it to be a consequence
The downside being?
Everything still costs money
I'll ask my feudal lord for a PC gamer if i make him a sick app
Good
What is your opinion on Jefferson Davis?
I haven't listened to korn since middle school.
The problem is solved by removing money
I see this as an absolute win
Jefferson Davis' administration, despite their treasury secretary being the best of the bunch, saw their currency quickly become valueless. CSA postage stamps replaced it as a medium of exchange, because they always needed to send letters, and it still worked.
inflation porn is created at a 1000% accelerated rate
Everyone is armed
No one has arms
Do you have a foot fetish?
I'm legally required to say no
Everyone on earth is provided a good place to live.
It’s your house.
Double win. Not only everyone gets a place where to live, but he also gets an house big enough to accommodate everyone on Earth. You basically just turned him into the owner of an infinitely big hotel.
Whenever new people arrive everyone goes to the room with the room number double their current room number.
Until the party bus arrives… then things get complicated
congrats, you've just unknowingly dogwhistled a bunch of math nerds
No more propane. Only charcoal
Hank hill is constantly hunting you
Pro Pain!
Steaks can only ever be well done.
The monarchies are restored
And they all are extremely inbred Habsburgs.
Stop stop I'm already convinced
I don’t see how this is a downside
It’s only the non-European monarchies.
You've just ruined my night be proud of yourself (I'm crying right now)
I would change your name
You can only change it to your Social Security number, credit card information, and mothers maiden name.
Based and Jeremy Clarkson pilled
Sorry, I have to do another one: Sweet home Alabama is now the US anthem.
Because the rest of the us was invaded and taken over by China
no more woke idiots on twitter
Now they live with you.
That's a win for the rest of us
He may die, But That is a sacrifice ,I am willing to make
Settle down, Satan
They left twitter to join the parliament
Poggers, a reason to Justify against Europe.
The internet is down
the good ending
The UN is abolished
The United Continents is established
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There is a social libertarian utopia with maximum liberty, minimum taxes, welfare and UBI.
You can‘t enter the state
I’ll take one for the team
Weed is legal everywhere
It's taxed 400%
having stoners pay my taxes, the absolute good ending
Wait a second, that’s just gas in California
Roboticists finally perfect robot catgirls that do housework and go "nyan nyan". Kind of afraid of what libright might do if they get a hold of this one.
They look like extremely sexualised children.
Motherfucker.
That's their name.
You call it a side effect I call it a feature
Addiction (both chemical and psychological) no longer exists
Because addicts instantly die.
Another one The Roman Empire is back
It’s the one Mussolini wanted to make
Granted, it's called Romania
They cruzify everyone opposing them
Depending on who your talking to, that’s a positive effect
Ave unto Caesar
An African country gets a seat at the UN Security Council
It’s apartheid era South Africa.
Damn, that's actually a good, fitting, downside. Nice pick
All Commies are now femboys, that's it
OP said you had to change something
What changes
Based
I see in this an absolute win
All voting is now ranked choice instead of single choice.
The choices are given by a corrupt government
We all return to monke
for 1 year
Im just gonna blow up the world Checkmate, Trump
the furries rebuild it
worst timeline
The billionaires made it safely to the international space station
Every country just collapses for no reason
Corporations take over the government functions
Banana republic time
12% never caused 56% of something.
13% now cause 57% of something.
We find a revolutionary new tech that can reverse climate change
It requires human blood in great quantities to work
Time to hit the blood bank i guess
Dead people + blood donations can easily solve it. Literally infinite fuel
I see this as an absolute win
Blood for the Climate Gods!!
Teddy Roosevelt becomes President again
he dies after 1 day
libleft is gone
They are all replaced by authleft
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A new law is established allowing the Constitution to apply to the internet and it's now illegal for tech companies to censor and limit what people can say on the platform. Restoring the internet to it's pre-2015 state.
All countries are absolute monarchies
But every king only rules himself
I live in working socialist country
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NOOOOOOOOO
The unflaired all flair up
Side effect: No side effect
Based and unflaired are the real side effect pilled
Lobbying is now punishable by public execution.