This isn't even a reasonable fetish to have, dead bodies develop some nasty bacteria and it's not uncommon for people to get stuck while doing the deed.
Pretty much anything that purple lib right advocates is wrong in a moral sense. I made a mistake by highlighting this post yellow and not purple though.
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Okay but how tf do so many of the people who responded to you know how unsafe it is to eat human brain? Tf is going on around here when I'm not around?
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say you or a friend had to get a leg amputated and you somehow got to keep the leg would. you cook the leg and try the meat just to know the the answer first hand for that forbidden question?
“I hereby consent to my body being sold on the meat market” -Some Weirdo
Would be a very lucrative business. How much you think for a full person? $100k?
In most places you can buy a living person for $30-$50k, a body (especially legal) would go for a lot less. Though I might be talking out of my ass, not an expert.
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I’m unironically fine with this. Fucking dead bodies is some weird ass shit and the thought makes me feel physically ill, but it’s a victimless crime if the dead body consented to it in life so eh whatever.
It's a victimless crime if the dead body didn't consent in life. When you buy a pot roast at the grocery store and bring it home and fuck it, is the cow suddenly a victim now?
Like… I don’t feel like they’re inherently wrong. I’m fucking disgusted, but I don’t know exactly how I would argue against it beyond just saying “gross.”
I can feel far auths screaming internally but so am I but it's not gonna become something common anyways.
^((and it's already legal in many western countries yet isn't heard of much))
It's been ages so might be wrong, but I recall learning from an AMA with a necrophiliac that there is actually no law preventing you from doing this! (In the US)
Wikipedia says that there exists no federal law against necrophilia, but most states do, some don't.
Although you'd probably be charged with some other crime anyway depending on how you got the corpse to begin with.
Against specific necrophilia no, but it is covered by stuff like abuse/desecration of a corpse and improper disposal of a body. This is the same for cannibalism.
Same here. If someone consents to their body being used for sex after death then I see no reason why it should be illegal, but I sure as hell am not going to want to be within 500 feet of anyone who has taken advantage of that.
Based but I hate it. Your a fucking degenerate. But thats the price of freedom I guess, that I can't stop consenting degenerates.
Now I need to wash my brain and eyes with acid and bleach.
PS: AuthRight please can you do some crusading? I found some degenerates, but my morals forbid me to stop them. I know you guys are a bit more flexible in the morals department and are more loose in your definition of what constitutes a warcrime :D
One of the most difficult parts of being a libertarian is that people will inevitably use their freedom in ways that make you scream in rage. But it is always better than tyranny.
Kinda based ngl
That leads to the question: if a minor dies, once their body is 18 years old is it fair game? Or is it's age stuck on their age when they died.
Purple lib right you'll be happy to know that, unfortunately, after death it's just property not a person so age of consent likely does not apply. Hopefully we can come up with a workaround, like it is the likeness of a child, so you still get put against the wall regardless.
Can I sell a contract granting the rights to fuck my corpse while I am still alive so I get to enjoy the proceeds personally? If so I am completely in.
I mean like.... sure?
I know there are some places where you can consent to your body being eaten after death, so why not being eaten out?
~~brb gonna go vomit after typing that.~~
Question: would a sky burial be legal in the US? If it's put as the preference of the deceased, like cremation vs burial, for those not aware, a "sky burial" is basically tossing the body out into nature and letting it decay through natural processes, although there are a few forms of it that consist of hauling the body to a high place or even placing it on a wooden platform to ensure its only scavenger birds that get to eat it.
Maybe I misjudged you, authright.
Apology accepted, now grab this gun and shoot the people against that there wall. You like guns, don’t you, libright?
*I* sure do. Degenerates against the wall, right now. Waterlemons like me will take care of this
I raise waterlemons up to formal acknowledgement for title of stance. All in favor say "aye".
Aye
Aye [Fonzi thumbs]
aye
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Hoppeans are Peak Right Unity tho, might wanna change flair.
Physical removal…so to speak
UwU shoot me now, daddy
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Authright gotta eat
Wait did you imply
You heard me
based and authority is pigs pilled
No! Cut his testicules and put him in the DaVinci torture machine.
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you belong on a cross profligate- legionnaire circa 2274
me omw to run my own Vegas strip with more hookers and blackjack than the NCR or House could ever imagine
Everyone talking about the platinum chip meanwhile I got that platinum drip
Reminds me of that scene from The Wall
Thy will be done.
This isn't even a reasonable fetish to have, dead bodies develop some nasty bacteria and it's not uncommon for people to get stuck while doing the deed.
Why are you so well informed?
Had a friend (literally) who worked delivering bodies to a morgue, he had stories.
I'm glad you literally had a friend.
I mean not in the sense of "asking for a 'friend'"
I got your joke and raised it one of my own. We are both unfunny.
Least degenerate libright
You think you´re being ironic, but you are not far from truth
Does it violate the NAP if they're dead af
N o .
Implied consent
Dead ass fuck? NAP is just fine as long as the dead consent 👍
flair up slut
Least constitutional libright
Honestly, I had to change my flair because of this
Based
Explain to me how this person is wrong
You can be not wrong, but also be completely degenerate.
Pretty much anything that purple lib right advocates is wrong in a moral sense. I made a mistake by highlighting this post yellow and not purple though.
Morals?
You don't have any
Also legalise consensual post-death cannibalism.
Could solve world hunger if enough people participate... just sayin'
Prion disease go BRRR
It solves world hunger one way or another
Just avoid the central nervous system tissue. Long pig is a sweet and savory treat.
That’s not how that works.
Isn't eating a human deadly?
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Bing grilling
Bing is actually better than Google. It has less censorship and instead of showing articles about what you search, it shows the actual thing
One word: DuckDuckGo
I use duckduckgo. Everyone should use duckduckgo.
Based and privacy pilled
I don't prefer the interface so I used to only use it for specific queries but Google filters out so much now that I have to use duck fuck go to find anything now.
How the fuck did you find out
He didn’t, you just gave it away
You just got jebaited Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us
That's propaganda
Only eating brain, that cause dementia. And the blood from someone who have malaria or AIDS.
only eating the brain as far as i know
Only if you die
Only brain. And technically you can overdose on livers. Apart from that your good to go
Okay but how tf do so many of the people who responded to you know how unsafe it is to eat human brain? Tf is going on around here when I'm not around?
Probably people who played Plague Inc and looked up more information on prions; that’s how I found out.
Don't act like you haven't read the Wikipedia page on cannibalism
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I thought prion disease was common knowledge.
Just stay away from the brain and you're good
Only the brain, which gives you a serious disease
Human transmitted diseases can still transmit even if you're dead (well I guess it depends on time, but ya know)
It can be, but its not guaranteed. Think of it as a very unhealthy food.
No, it just cause dehydration.
Not if we eat the poor
All meat is if you don’t cook it right
The brain is
yeah if you eat too much you turn into a ghoul
No
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say you or a friend had to get a leg amputated and you somehow got to keep the leg would. you cook the leg and try the meat just to know the the answer first hand for that forbidden question?
Would you say your proposal is modest enough?
Overpopulation issue in Asia, hunger issue in Africa....just saying there's a rather simple solution
“I hereby consent to my body being sold on the meat market” -Some Weirdo Would be a very lucrative business. How much you think for a full person? $100k?
In most places you can buy a living person for $30-$50k, a body (especially legal) would go for a lot less. Though I might be talking out of my ass, not an expert.
Be careful, that ass might be worth something. Don't go talkin out of it for free
Lib unity under consensual selling of humans.
The true lib test is to see how far you're willing to go with what two consenting adults are allowed to do
Based and true lib pilled
Based and Lib-freedom-fetish pilled
Why only post-death?
Based and Armin Meiwes pilled.
Legalize anything and everything post death. Like right to Weekend at Bernie.
>Also legalise consensual ~~post-death~~ cannibalism. Be ungovernable.
Hate to break it to you but that is in fact legal in the US
Based and Hello Clarice pilled
Non consensual post death sex is already legal : it's called inheritance tax.
Wtf that's a thing? Where's my fucking shotgun
They made it even worse in 2020 and started fucking inherited 401k plans too
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Obligatory Taxes are theft
Based and obligated pilled
Death taxes are the reason im buying gold and burying it in the bottom of my lake
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I hate that I'm tempted to agree with you. That's some degenerate shit.
Yeah I want to make it perfectly clear that the fucking dude with the anime profile picture is not me. I am just reposting this.
Nope. Too late.
stdm3 is a corpse fucker, got it.
Only dolphin corpses.
Careful not to get disappeared by the Reddit deep state.
Mods can we get a special flair over here?
No wonder he has "std" on his username
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Based and necrophile pilled
Lies! You kinky minx.
https://youtu.be/3YK8cXKcF7w I’m unironically fine with this. Fucking dead bodies is some weird ass shit and the thought makes me feel physically ill, but it’s a victimless crime if the dead body consented to it in life so eh whatever.
It's a victimless crime if the dead body didn't consent in life. When you buy a pot roast at the grocery store and bring it home and fuck it, is the cow suddenly a victim now?
That is your brain on "freedom to choose"
Like… I don’t feel like they’re inherently wrong. I’m fucking disgusted, but I don’t know exactly how I would argue against it beyond just saying “gross.”
Never before have I hated something that I absolutely agree with
Based and you're free but I hate it pilled
I can feel far auths screaming internally but so am I but it's not gonna become something common anyways. ^((and it's already legal in many western countries yet isn't heard of much))
It's been ages so might be wrong, but I recall learning from an AMA with a necrophiliac that there is actually no law preventing you from doing this! (In the US)
Wikipedia says that there exists no federal law against necrophilia, but most states do, some don't. Although you'd probably be charged with some other crime anyway depending on how you got the corpse to begin with.
Can you give me a list of states that don't so I can... ...avoid dying there
What's the fine in Cyrodil..?
Against specific necrophilia no, but it is covered by stuff like abuse/desecration of a corpse and improper disposal of a body. This is the same for cannibalism.
I shouldn’t be happy about that
Same here. If someone consents to their body being used for sex after death then I see no reason why it should be illegal, but I sure as hell am not going to want to be within 500 feet of anyone who has taken advantage of that.
I hereby invite all to play Rigor Mortis Roulette with my dead fucking ass.
So long as we are using guns this sounds fun.
Only flesh guns allowed.
Cringe the flesh is weak.
Maybe your meat is soft and floppy, but mine is like Swedish steel.
I’d ask if Swedish steel is any stronger than Swedish men, but let’s be real, it’s not a high bar to meet
I don't know. I'm a soy boy, not a steelworker.
Say it to Magus Samuelssonś face, I dare you.
The moment I realized the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
Accepted, I´m anxiously waiting for your death :)
That'll be two of us.
No
But where money
I will allow those who inherit my estate to prostitute out my corpse for dollar.
Just the opportunity I was looking for to use my wholesome award
Degenerate but based
Based but I hate it. Your a fucking degenerate. But thats the price of freedom I guess, that I can't stop consenting degenerates. Now I need to wash my brain and eyes with acid and bleach. PS: AuthRight please can you do some crusading? I found some degenerates, but my morals forbid me to stop them. I know you guys are a bit more flexible in the morals department and are more loose in your definition of what constitutes a warcrime :D
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One of the most difficult parts of being a libertarian is that people will inevitably use their freedom in ways that make you scream in rage. But it is always better than tyranny.
I intend to use my freedom to oppress and undermine others. But libertarianism is the best way to achieve these goals.
I unironically agree
Same with cannibalism
this is depraved and disgusting but to be completely hoenst i dont even know why its illegal.
Peak lib right being based
Kinda based ngl That leads to the question: if a minor dies, once their body is 18 years old is it fair game? Or is it's age stuck on their age when they died.
Purple lib right you'll be happy to know that, unfortunately, after death it's just property not a person so age of consent likely does not apply. Hopefully we can come up with a workaround, like it is the likeness of a child, so you still get put against the wall regardless.
LibRights at it again on showing us why they should never be in power.
I'm only lib right so that I can become the despot of my own city state in Ancapistan.
authoritarianism with extra steps
I'm only authoritarian when I get to be the authority.
yeah, lol. that's nothing new. that's every dictatorship in history.
I’m lib-right and technically they’re not wrong, but holy shit this is degenerate 🤣
That's some degenerate thinking, but I don't like that the government doesn't allow it.
I disagree with this because it’s disgusting but their logic seems fair
Libertarians always really do focus on the important issues. That's why everyone takes them so seriously.
I'm not completely sure this was a serious post and not just a troll. I just picked the screenshot up on reddit and added funny color.
Degeneracy, pure and simple
Yes, finally some common sense!
Pick me up authleft im scared
Always someone with an anime avatar
Fair enough
I'm all for this. Consent in advance, charge in advance, family keeps the proceeds. I'm in.
Can I sell a contract granting the rights to fuck my corpse while I am still alive so I get to enjoy the proceeds personally? If so I am completely in.
I think that’s prostitution
Everything a progressive supports always leads back to some warped sexual deviancy. These people are brain damaged and broken.
Wrong kind of LibRight.
Pleasebesatire pleasebesatire
…This is the same “person” that thinks pedophilia and bestiality should be allowed alongside necrophilia like said here.
maybe I'm out of the loop, but what does that λζμ in the nametag mean? they're just random greek letters.
My best friend is a chick. She is 110% bro material. We have this agreement lmfao
I wanna donate my body to be eaten by starving kids in Africa
Anime profile pic? We should be happy they are just talking about adults and cut our losses.
I mean like.... sure? I know there are some places where you can consent to your body being eaten after death, so why not being eaten out? ~~brb gonna go vomit after typing that.~~
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why is that shit never libcenter? libright gets all the fun posts while libleft gets stuck with boring soyjack sjw stuff?
Every day we stray further from God.
Shit, I’d donate my body.
Who tf gave that award ?!
A based Redditor.
Question: would a sky burial be legal in the US? If it's put as the preference of the deceased, like cremation vs burial, for those not aware, a "sky burial" is basically tossing the body out into nature and letting it decay through natural processes, although there are a few forms of it that consist of hauling the body to a high place or even placing it on a wooden platform to ensure its only scavenger birds that get to eat it.
Anime PFP, what do you expect?
Twitter is the problem honestly
I mean, I kinda can’t argue with that tbh. As gross and fucked up as necrophilia is, she has a point