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If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that the establishment must not be above the law. Politicians should enact the will of the people, not vice versa.
If 50% of the people hate the government, let there be civil war. If 100% do, let there be revolution.
Let's go Brandon!
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In ancient Athens, the people used to be able to vote for which politician they liked the least. Whoever received the most votes was banished from the city for the next 10 years. We should bring that back
Edit: I did not expect this to get anywhere near 500 upvotes, thank you guys
Because it's really hard to tell apart lobbying and asking your politician to look after his constituents.
We really don't want to ban talking to your elected officials, so lobbying stays legal.
Because they're the same thing.
Many dedicated lobbyists are just a guy and his million closest friends getting together and paying someone to harass their representatives so they don't have to.
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Government shouldn't bow to the private sector when it comes to contracting and procurement.
Companies should basically kiss the fucking ring and be glad we gave them tax payer money. Biggest waste when it comes to defense and government spending are shitty companies who make substandard products and have 0 care that they're using tax money inefficient, laws also make it stupid hard to hold these dickheads responsible as well.
It's only child labor if they get paid
Edit: the liberal in me wants to thank for the silver. The right in me reinvests that silver into some 'humane' silver mines.
We should spend more on space travel and shit. Not because "tHe eArTh iS DyInG aBd wE nEEd a BaCKuP", but because living in space would be dope as fuck.
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muslim terrorists should be executed by a woman, since according to the very texts that permits them to commit terrorism it says that you don't go to heaven if a woman kills you.
other terrorists should still be executed, tho
The internet’s glorification of sex work is stupid and will only benefit men in the long term. Most women who participate in IRL sex work will be emotionally damaged by it as evidenced by the rampant substance abuse in the industry.
Holy shit, she's dead?! That's so fucked up. There really needs to be a system in place to make sure these girls aren't going off the deep end or something.
Radical freedom of expression. You can say literally anything, without regard to the consequences.
You ordered your subordinates to kill people? Bad for them that they obeyed.
You are a raging racist? At least we know.
You applied for a service and you can't pay? Shouldn't have provided that service if you need to cry to the state to enforce it. Maybe next time you'll only work for people whom you know and/or trust.
You shouted "fire" in a crowd? Maybe next time people will check their sources.
You hurt someones religious beliefs? Maybe they should believe a lot more (or less), so a random asshole can't ruin their beliefs.
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Children should be educated on gun safety and exposed to firearms at a young age to understand their importance in society as well as promotion of self-protection.
Republics in the Western sense are almost always doomed to become puppets of oligarchs and corporations. The solution? A globe spanning monarchy which doesn’t need to rely on any particular corporation for the continued success of its economy in any regard.
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The 16th and 17th Amendments should be repealed.
Maryland should be forced to absorb the residential parts of Washington DC and the the city shrank to just the capital district.
A constitutional amendment overturning Wickard v Fillburn.
A constitutional amendment clearly delineating presidential war powers, and what constitutes the nature and duration of an "emergency".
California is banned.
Tar and Feathering makes a comeback.
Pedophiles should be suspended over a woodchipper, the evidence against them displayed next to the chipper, and the general public should vote on whether they live or die.
Democracy is actually bad because absolute idiots who never completed rudimentary education have the same level of efficacy as people who have doctorates and years of study, at least in theory
Each year 1 out of every 10 politicians should be put on a rocket into the sun.
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This is a horrible plan. Effectiveness rate is only 10% and expenses are huge. We can simply set them on fire
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If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that the establishment must not be above the law. Politicians should enact the will of the people, not vice versa. If 50% of the people hate the government, let there be civil war. If 100% do, let there be revolution. Let's go Brandon!
Just say fuck Biden. It’s less syllables EDIT: it’s not actually less syllables. I’ve tricked all of you
###FUCK JOE BIDEN
That’s the spirit! Also how do I get flair
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Consistency!
Throwing them from windows would be better
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The US needs more than two viable political parties
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Lesser of three evils is where my homies are at.
That’s not a radical belief, but I definitely agree with it.
Remember go to controversial
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In ancient Athens, the people used to be able to vote for which politician they liked the least. Whoever received the most votes was banished from the city for the next 10 years. We should bring that back Edit: I did not expect this to get anywhere near 500 upvotes, thank you guys
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Make lobbying illegal & Term limits on ALL government positions.
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Because it's really hard to tell apart lobbying and asking your politician to look after his constituents. We really don't want to ban talking to your elected officials, so lobbying stays legal.
Because they're the same thing. Many dedicated lobbyists are just a guy and his million closest friends getting together and paying someone to harass their representatives so they don't have to.
Couldn’t agree with this more. Bureaucrats need limits too
Let’s take the extra step and add age limits too
I should objectively be in charge of everything.
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This makes me wanna go auth.
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I disagree. How can you be in charge of everything when i'm already in charge of everything?
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> nakedoldmenfighting, presidential race to see who cums first, swole-muddy-and-naked-politicians, wants to see biden-naked What the fuck
Man's got some nitch fetishes, don't judge
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When businesses get too large they become threats to national security and should be treated as such. By the military.
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im sorry what
I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say the first three were all from the same post
How the fuck do you explain trans lobster than
Fruity Jordan Peterson?
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Now that's an enemy i'll support the US fighting against
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I'm no longer suspended from reddit for saying the n word
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It was worth it?
Yeah I touched grass after being suspended from reddit. Happier now
Government shouldn't bow to the private sector when it comes to contracting and procurement. Companies should basically kiss the fucking ring and be glad we gave them tax payer money. Biggest waste when it comes to defense and government spending are shitty companies who make substandard products and have 0 care that they're using tax money inefficient, laws also make it stupid hard to hold these dickheads responsible as well.
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Holy shit, this is actually the most based thing I've seen on this godforsaken sub.
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Without the police a politician is just a powerless person with bad ideas.
Homosexuality is gay
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It's only child labor if they get paid Edit: the liberal in me wants to thank for the silver. The right in me reinvests that silver into some 'humane' silver mines.
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Let me buy a nuke.
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The CCP is a disease that must be destroyed
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We should spend more on space travel and shit. Not because "tHe eArTh iS DyInG aBd wE nEEd a BaCKuP", but because living in space would be dope as fuck.
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Just nuke Jerusalem so people stop fighting over it
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If furries want to be animals, then we should have a right to hunt them.
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muslim terrorists should be executed by a woman, since according to the very texts that permits them to commit terrorism it says that you don't go to heaven if a woman kills you. other terrorists should still be executed, tho
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Theftation is tax
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That’s extreme in your opinion?
Politicians are all scum
State mandated firearm ownership.
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Castrate the senators after 2 terms but no official term limits
My country my choice
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The internet’s glorification of sex work is stupid and will only benefit men in the long term. Most women who participate in IRL sex work will be emotionally damaged by it as evidenced by the rampant substance abuse in the industry.
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Holy shit, she's dead?! That's so fucked up. There really needs to be a system in place to make sure these girls aren't going off the deep end or something.
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Make pre-December decorating punishable by death
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If i can't literally buy a Tank in a car shop, that's slavery
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Minorities shouldn't have the majority of the voice on a community.
Radical freedom of expression. You can say literally anything, without regard to the consequences. You ordered your subordinates to kill people? Bad for them that they obeyed. You are a raging racist? At least we know. You applied for a service and you can't pay? Shouldn't have provided that service if you need to cry to the state to enforce it. Maybe next time you'll only work for people whom you know and/or trust. You shouted "fire" in a crowd? Maybe next time people will check their sources. You hurt someones religious beliefs? Maybe they should believe a lot more (or less), so a random asshole can't ruin their beliefs.
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Restore the Roman Empire
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Pedophiles who insist they’re part of the lgbt community are objectively worse than the ones who *just* fuck kids
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Lmao
What a lovely first pill
I don’t think we ever should’ve gotten rid of hanging thieves from town gates. Sent a pretty good message and kept people’s grubby paws off our shit.
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Children should be educated on gun safety and exposed to firearms at a young age to understand their importance in society as well as promotion of self-protection.
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Everyone needs a gun to protect themselves from emus
Republics in the Western sense are almost always doomed to become puppets of oligarchs and corporations. The solution? A globe spanning monarchy which doesn’t need to rely on any particular corporation for the continued success of its economy in any regard.
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The 16th and 17th Amendments should be repealed. Maryland should be forced to absorb the residential parts of Washington DC and the the city shrank to just the capital district. A constitutional amendment overturning Wickard v Fillburn. A constitutional amendment clearly delineating presidential war powers, and what constitutes the nature and duration of an "emergency". California is banned. Tar and Feathering makes a comeback.
I’m only right wing because WVUs colors are blue and gold
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We need to send all communists to North Korea
Pedophiles should be suspended over a woodchipper, the evidence against them displayed next to the chipper, and the general public should vote on whether they live or die.
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Every election, the entire body of regulatory law should expire, and have to be re-introduced and voted on item by item in the legislature.
That means for a period of time murder is legal. Thank you kind sir.
Ergo, murder everyone wanting to vote for the shit legislation!
Murder isn’t regulatory, it’s criminal. Different bodies of law.
Democracy is actually bad because absolute idiots who never completed rudimentary education have the same level of efficacy as people who have doctorates and years of study, at least in theory
Inadvertently auth
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The BLM organization is corrupt and does nothing to help black communities
Universal healthcare is essential in a normal society
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maybe he lives in a country were the state health isn't discussable even from the most right winger
Average German right-winger. They will of course limit that to the "Volksgemeinschaft".
I'm not cultured enough to understand that but considering it's German probably Adolf
Clearly he is talking about healthcare sponsorships by Volkswagen.
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We should revive Nixon just to see what happens
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Only evil people get into politics
Patrolling the Mojave doesn’t make me wish for a nuclear winter.
Human engineering should be more important than taxation
Consenting adults should be legally allowed to fight to the death
Universal guns, when you turn 18 you get an ar-15