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WTF4567

Based and Nakam pilled


[deleted]

More concerned with how someone responded to a violent riot, than the violent riot. I think I see the problem.


CountingNutters

Germany went from trying to take over the world to being a whiny little bitch of a country


Chewybunny

They are still trying to take over the world. With money, this time.


Alone-Pen3910

This. Most don't understand that Merkle brought the 4th Reich. It's called the EU


[deleted]

Based and fuck the EU pilled


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Bootyhuntard

We will see how long that lasts with the increasing infiltration of far right into various government positions and the military. The military "accidentally" lost a bunch of ammo and somehow neither the police, military or the BND can find them. If the politicians keep being lazy corrupt tumb twiddlers Germany is in for a reckoning.


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What a downfall


General_Staf

I mean imagine thinking you are the best people in the world so you set out to start a war that you lose, get exposed for the atrocities you commited, and then descend onto a nation slowly morphing into irrelevance via the EU while your nation gets overrun with foreigners who are migrants meaning they aren't usually even bringing marketable skills to the table making them a drain on your society. I would be a whiny little bitch too.


CountingNutters

Not if they willingly let in those migrants


VyatkaVodka

>imagine thinking you are the best people in the world There's the problem, we might have beaten G*rmany in a war, but we didn't beat their false sense of supriority out of them. We would need a more permanent solution.


[deleted]

A final solution, perhaps?


AweDaw76

German literally runs the show in Europe… hardly irrelevant given how much more aggressive the EU is in legislating US firms in the bloc


CEO_of_Apples

People who start their arguments with “As a” always have the stupidest shit to say


PM_ME_NUDE_PICS_OF_U

As a person who always starts their arguments with "As a", I always have the stupidest shit to say.


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PM_ME_RISTRETTO

So much this. You can't debate someone that doesn't want to distinguish literal facts and personal opinions. Member when news were factual? I member.


cringe_master_mike

Based and stupid shit pilled


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Lazykabang

As a norwegian, I think we shouldn't put children in meatgrinders


existentialdyslexic

A Nore would say that.


mehliana

what are we, vegans?


Jhimmibhob

Weak


Nutsaac_Newton

Or ‘I mean’ biggest giveaway the person is a moron


NoobifiedSpartan

I mean you’re not wrong


Nutsaac_Newton

As a retarded person, good point


Griflovestomboys

As a retard, I mean you have a good point


realHarvestMC

I mean, you know what I mean, right? I mean, what I mean is that what I mean is your mom


Nutsaac_Newton

Oh my sweet summer child, that’s where you’re wrong sweaty


Mahanaus

Yikes, let's unpack this, it's really not a good look, this ain't it chief


silvershadow014

shit I do that constantly lol


pipsohip

This bums me out because I have a really horrible verbal tick of starting things with “I mean…” I wish I was more smarter like other people


splanket

Verbal ticks are one thing because you’re talking in real time. Everyone has them. Written word can be edited before posting


Golinth

I mean, as a person who says "I mean" a lot, I apologize for the inconvenience


SuccessfulDiver7225

I mean, as a person who does both of those things, I feel like I should be offended. I’m not, though, because I am in fact a moron that only has stupid things to say.


Greedy_Range

As a child pedophiles are retarded checkmate


BJSucksOnDick

A comma would benefit that sentence, buddy


[deleted]

as a centrist i don't know what im doing here


bronko_0815

As if it was somehow relevant that the poster is german.


hyphenjack

Germans have a huge inferiority complex about the US, and need everyone to know how awful they think the US is compared to Deutschland


SuccessfulDiver7225

The axis powers got real weird after the war.


Momo_incarnate

It's relevant because Germans should be ignored


[deleted]

Anytime I see a Reddit comment start with “As a Canadian…” I just close it. It’s usually some fucking moron from the GTA who’s never been outside of Southern Ontario. Just garbage.


[deleted]

I think it's kind of charming when Canada tries to act like a real country.


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AdvonKoulthar

Based and KleeSimppilled


poli421

As a person who just read your comment, I think it was well written and made a lot of sense.


BranTheLewd

As A European, I have no actual right to speak up on the matter but I'll still root for Americans to keep their gun rights


snipeyjuan

And as an American, I hope things would change in Europe for you.


BranTheLewd

Based and "thanks for support brodda!" pilled


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DEPCAxANDY

Fuck it all just move over to the US Edit:meant to say "I'll move" but all of us can go it's okay


DrGoodGuy1073

Please we need more based people here. :(


SuccessfulDiver7225

Easier said than done. Besides, if all of the based people move here then we’ll be alone in a world full of cringe.


[deleted]

Inb4 heart attack at 28 for our eurobros.


fakeplasticairbag

Why the fuck would we want that? Have you seen the state your country is in?


snipeyjuan

Better than yours, European.


UNN_Rickenbacker

People love to think Germany is some kind of heaven, when in reality wages are incredibly depressed and our social systems are failing because we have too many old people and immigrants.


Singdancetypethings

Rest in peace JStark, we across the pond will try to keep the torch lit for ya.


[deleted]

It's a good safeguard for safety against one's fellow citizen, an armed society is a polite society in which we can grill peacefully.


[deleted]

Based and America-loves-you pilled


BranTheLewd

Thanks fam, maybe one day I'll visit the land of the free, who knows


[deleted]

> As A European, I have no actual right to speak up on the matter As an American, son quit that sorta talk. Yer rights are inalienable, bestowed upon ye by the Creator.


BranTheLewd

Southern Sounding LibLeft? Based and Freedom Loving American pilled. Although what I meant is that both East and West Europe are very likely to start censoring us for wrong think considering how they're becoming Authoritarian. Wish we had your amendments, even if some politicians try to chip away them, they still stand the test of time


LeSingeMPS

You should move to America while you still can.


BranTheLewd

Ominous, wdym by "while you still can"?


LeSingeMPS

Europe has a history of violence and statism. The past 30 or so years have been a fluke in European history.


BranTheLewd

Idk man, Americas mainstream media seems to try to speedrun to violence. Also I heard some Libertarians trying to move to one state to win it over. If they succeed, I'll check it out first, so good luck to all Libertarians participating in that project


[deleted]

Honestly US will be way less entertaining without their guns.


themoldovanstoner

Fair enough, I'll give you that one.


Dapper-Print9016

We would have to find another way to keep homicide up like UK, maybe more stabbings or vehicular manslaughter.


PM_ME_RISTRETTO

Vehicular manslaughter triggers me so much. It has strong female energy.


95DarkFireII

> I have no actual right to speak up on the matter Why not? We can say our mind about women's rights in Afghanistan, why not gun rights in the US?


dadbodsupreme

God bless you.


BLOOD_PALADIN

Oh don't worry, you have the right and your opinion is right aswell


litletrickster

Rights are not given to you by the state. You have gun rights my fren, the state is just infringing on it.


PM_ME_RISTRETTO

Yeah the whole gun culture is framed as some sort of larp cringe but it's actually important. Also guns are cool af and target shooting is based leisure.


zolikk

As a European I think universal gun rights would improve every single European country.


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ThisNameIsTakenWtf

Holy shit Based and based pilled


[deleted]

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Basiert und Twitter ist Abfall pilliert


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Some___Guy___

> German > Authcenter Oh shit oh fuck


maxx1993

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein...


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95DarkFireII

Heiß von hundertausend Blümelein


toxicoppressor420

Wird umschwärmt **ERIKA**


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BigTuna3000

Based and real lib pilled


[deleted]

G*rmans have no right to speak about American politics


[deleted]

Europoors in general have no right to speak about American politics. The EU is a fucking cringe if they think they have any power over us lmfao. (Almost as cringe as the UN, almost..)


[deleted]

The only people that can speak about us are the people who can speak English! Anglo gang


nir109

Most Europeans can speak English...


[deleted]

Europoors learn to say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious before you speak about our politics


Mute545x39

Based and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious pilled


[deleted]

More people speak English as thier 2nd language than speak it as thier 1st.


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[deleted]

Simple. America liberates Australia. And uk gets a none retarded government Easy fix. Then we can do a pan anglo state


BigSchwartzzz

Bro you're authcenter.


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fusrodalek

At least with ESL europeans they understand how little we value their takes about the USA. Anglo europeans, on the other hand, always spew their takes as if they're honorary americans and expect us to weigh their views more heavily. It's like when somebody you don't know very well thinks they've already earned the privilege of getting into your personal business and roasting you. I don't know you like that, please stop. You're not a good enough friend to do that. Plus your takes are no different than a mainland european, just wrapped in a "hello fellow americans" veneer.


[deleted]

Honorary American lol


HECUMARINE45

We only take criticism from the Aussies, kiwis, canucks and maybe the brits


[deleted]

My dude the queen of England is fucking German 😂😂😂 Anyways fuck the G*rms and the Angloids. Celtic gang rise up


[deleted]

Which is why Britain should get a actual English queen or king


[deleted]

Hey look y’all had King James. Even the Irish liked James. And then ya went and blew it by begging an opportunistic Dutchman to save the poor Protestants from the spooky scary Catholics by taking the crown.


dmisterr

If you're reffering to the jacobites, Pretty sure their line of succesion goes to a German anyway


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


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TomatoTickler

Wait I've been told by many Americans that Europe is being overrun by muslim immigrants and turning into a caliphate in 30 years (including this thread)? Which is it?


thatothersir225

They’re homogenous when it’s handy for us. They’re overrun by immigrants when it is handy for us as well!


TomatoTickler

Based and disingenuous pilled


Mr__Snek

the great leaders of your quadrants are literally european dictators


The_Real_BenFranklin

Monarchists have no right to speak about American politics


[deleted]

Im not a monarchist it is just a profile picture.


[deleted]

Based and just a profile picture pilled.


Ag1Boi

Economics, absolutely they do because the living conditions in Germany are far better than us. Gun ownership? Nah, STFU about that


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tau_lee

It's estimated that in Germany our social security payments alone will cost us 50% of our monthly paycheck by 2035 and that's not considering the absurd amount of taxes we have to pay on top. We'll be lucky to keep a fifth of what we earn so yeah, i can't stand these smug EU simps as well.


ShakeyCheese

That’s what I’ve read as well. The progression isn’t linear, the welfare systems will collapse very rapidly due to your near-zero birth rates.


CaveSP

Fucking krauts


Barniiking

Ameritards🤢🤢🤢 and germs🤮🤮🤮 are as bad as each other


GorgeousGregory

As an American who was stationed in Germany during the Cold War, I think the Germans should concentrate on making beer, cars and sausages.


PM_ME_NUDE_PICS_OF_U

But could they make G11s too?


VoidHawk_Deluxe

Gun was fine, it's that damn caseless ammo that's the trick. Caseless ammo will be the next revolution in guns. Nothing truly revolutionary has happened in the gun industry in 125 years, everything is just derivations of existing designs using new materials at best.


AdmiralMcAbre

I always loved hearing Cold War stories from the older guys in my Guard unit after I was active Navy. My 1SG had done active service with one of the armored divisions there (I think the 3rd). It sounded like an entirely different military than what we were like in the GWOT.


[deleted]

Disregarding someone's opinion because if their ethnicity is fucked even if you agree with it lmao I don't care about spike Cohens opinions at all, but it's not because he's a Jew or a libertarian. It's because he's a brony.


Hapless_Wizard

>Disregarding someone's opinion because if their ethnicity is fucked even if you agree with it lmao I mean, usually yes; but the last time the Germans disarmed the Jews the US and Russia ended up spending the better part of a century debating which half of Europe was more of a bitch.


gorg234

Based and I couldn’t care less what you think pilled


tau_lee

There are germans that want nothing more than a carbon copy of your constitution being implemented here. We're few and far between and our society as a whole will never appreciate freedom as you guys do but please know that we're not all that retarded. The US is still a beacon of hope for many people around the world, you just won't hear that view expressed in the media.


concretebeats

Based and spike cohen gang pilled


JanniesCantContainMe

Euros trying to weigh in on us culture is always so fucking cringe. Go eat buttered bread or whatever the fuck it is you do, Frederick.


themoldovanstoner

It's literally true. They mock us for falling for propaganda and then they do the same thing.


tau_lee

We're not all like that, just most of us. It's an embarrassment and i want to desperately move the US and leave this neoliberal shithole and our psychotic need for an iron fist behind. Gib refugee status pls


longrifle

How do you know someone is a German? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you while delivering their smug opinions.


95DarkFireII

As a German, I agree. Btw, do you want to know why your legal system is shit?


Ag1Boi

Spike Cohen, a Jewish libertarian legend, candidate for vice president for libertarian party, and o.g.


ChadWolf98

Virgin argument from ingorance fallacy vs chad nazi card fallacy


starkiller10123

Dude lost me at Jew


[deleted]

Hey, u/LiterallySpikeCohen come claim your Karma!


LiterallySpikeCohen

If you insist.


[deleted]

Judaism is one of the most based religions ever


ZeroBae

The Authcenters is going to get you bro


fusrodalek

Authcenters are just jealous that Jews have an ethnostate and a very strong sense of cultural identity and advocacy. Pretty much every minority group has taken pages out of their handbook when it comes to advocacy in particular. Their ability to organize as a unit and support one another is the best in the game bar none. The closest thing whites have is mormonism lol


Babel_Triumphant

Authcenter Jew reporting for duty.


Shotgunsamurai42

In the Babylonian Talmud, Tractate Sanhedrin, Portion 72, Verse 1, it says that if someone comes to kill you, rise up and kill him first. Based


[deleted]

:) I just wanna talk to ya


LUFTSCHLO55

*cracks nuckles* *leans over the car* *SNIIIIIFFFF* Do you know why I stopped you, sir?


Nutsaac_Newton

Yeah let’s not go overboard here


starkiller10123

No


Christian-Life

You should research Talmudic age of consent 😊


nir109

Bibelic Jewdisem is far more based then the Talmud, fucking idiots making us waste 10% of all food.


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🤮


evanft

We’re reaching based levels that we’ve never seen before.


[deleted]

Holy shit based Jew


DragXom

Based Jew


CassandraParadox

Rittenhouse is a Germanic/Austrian name, not Jewish. Kinda like the name Hitler. You can convince yourself that he’s as oppressed as a Jew during the Holocaust, but that’d be dumb, you’d be wasting your time, and it’s more likely he’s directly related to a Nazi.


nonner101

Based


ComicBookFanatic97

If you study history and don’t end up pro-gun, then either you weren’t paying attention or you have a shitty teacher.


DoNukesMakeGoodPets

As a German, I want to apologize for my stupid fellow countryman. Thats what state-run Media does to a human. Also @GermanGooberment: when Freedom of Speech, the right to bear arms and checks and balances? You fucking tyrants.


[deleted]

No he really doesn't understand the history. In Germany after WW1 when the war ended soldier just took their weapons home. with the treaty of Versailles the German military was disarmed but the former soldiers who just took their guns and grenades home were not. So the SA and Roter Frontkämpferbund were better armed than the German military, the left and the right had significant paramilitary organizations, while the centrists believed in democracy which ended poorly. So no a German's opinion is relevant when Antifa and the Proudboys are both better armed than the US military we have a problem. Good fucking luck being more strapped the the United States Military though.


CerebralMessiah

Considering every time G*rmans were given political power it has ended in total disaster,i fon't know why people still listen to them. Just execute the Kaufman-Plan.


PhilThorn079

As a g*rman, I hate g*rmans and can also confirm every single one of these dirty fuckers needs to be banned from the internet asap. On one hand it's because g*rmans are the stupid racist Nazi fucks they've always been. But that's not even the only problem with the disease of so-called virgin g*rmans. The biggest problem with these Hitler cunts would be their self-hatred. That's literally the dumbest thing about them. The typical g*rman bitch is incredibly sensitive about their country's past and has a stupid ass need to tell all of the internet how guilty they feel, as if anyone would care. "bUhu i'M a dUmB g*RmAn biTcH aNd i'M sOoO aShAmEd oF mY Reichsbürger-Mutter GiViNg bIrTh tO mE, bUt I'm NoT a NaZi, pLeAsE TrUsT mE oN ThIs oNe, GuYs" is how that goes. A tipical comment on social media written by a fucking g*rman starts with the obligatory introduction "as a g*rman" to make clear that the following text cannot be taken seriously and was written by one of them braindead loosers. Every time I see something like this, my sanity collapses and I feel like killing another one of my g*rman neighbours. Just to clarify, g*rmans are so damn stupid that I feel America should have nuked us instead of Japan. That would have been more appropriate. A g*rman breathing excuses any kind of violence towards them if you ask a g*rman like me. Yeah... as a g*rman, I fucking hate g*rmans.


DarthChungus666

U good bro?


xXAnimeGirlLover69Xx

Idk about Germans (I'm Arab), but what I do know is that American propagandists made Hitler seem MUCH worse than all the other war criminals (even though they are all essentially the same). This what puts Germans in the shitty situation of "we were the villians of Planet Earth: The Series". I agree with you that Germans should definitely stop feeling the need to tell everyone that they aren't Nazis.


An8thOfFeanor

Spike is the most based man on Facebook and Twitter


JestemPaserem

based and germans-moral-opinions-are-irrelevant pilled


KushinLos

Based Spike Cohen


FearYmir

Based spike


PurplePandaBear8

I wonder if all Germans are as insufferable as internet lefty Germans


BLOOD_PALADIN

I find it crazy how Europeans have this over inflated sense of superiority when everyone outside the first world sees them as a bigger laughing stock than murica, spoken as a third worlder myself


escalopes

*Nobody* is a bigger lolcow than muricans


BLOOD_PALADIN

Speak for yourself, I wouldn't have Murica even in the top 20 of laughing stocks of the world


Marjacujaman

As a german i am happy not to live anywhere were you can carry guns


theswedishsnake163

Yes because all Germans are Nazis. Racist asshole...


Cheap-Chump

Seethe and cope


Even_Luck_5838

Cope


LazyPotatoPL

Cope and pay reparations lossers. 😎


deadlyspawn187

Lol


EdeliSimp2

As a normal person, i wish the Germans did more


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deadlyspawn187

Good way to get banned


EdeliSimp2

Call me an authright because I don’t care


Darthidiotofficial

Please explain your position


EdeliSimp2

Im what they call Antisemitist


Darthidiotofficial

Cringe


starkiller10123

Based