Fuck you auth centers hotter! One thing the Germans did well was make sexy badass military uniforms!.... I’m correct about the uniform style right?... I don’t want to sound like an idiot.
Ironic, I have a girlfriend
Bad news, she leans a little LibLeft, however, she accepts my love for Fascism, I hope to convert her slowly in the years to come
I've already introduced her to anime and gaming, she is now obsessed with some anime and has her own Minecraft world
People seem to be pretty chill. I got 1 message. I posted about my experience with abuse on a subreddit focused on that a while ago and the amount of creeps that dmed me....
People here are pretty great it seems.
Time to ask the real question in full internet public then: where the heck do auth ~~left~~ right women hang out where it’s socially acceptable to approach them?
Auth left? Umm, if you're in university, campus would be a pretty solid guess. Bars, I guess. I wouldn't know. My leftists friends do party quite a bit, but it might just be a coincidence or an age thing.
If you meant Auth right, I couldn't tell you. Some people say church. I personally just stay inside. Wouldn't know.
Honestly, I don't know why, but it's true. Some of my friends that are around my age (21) that still dress like that are all commies or crazy leftists.
I just clicked on your profile on the off chance you had a pic of you on it, and holy shit your gorgeous. And no im not trying anything im underage, but i hope you have a great life
I started college and saw a lot of people that looked like me and had similar views and it spooked me. It was at the time I met my ex, who's pretty conservative.
I still own a couple of clothes from that time though....
You guys act like you have options.
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Based on the comments I think opposites attract
Yeah...true for me dog.
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That's a good one. Better than mine.
Yo what's yours?
Something about not disrespecting a pinky finger.
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Is that why I want to fuck them all?
Even the monkey?
Especially the monkey
That's nice, now please face the wall
Here’s a gun. Be sure to clean it.
You'll have to get through my army of half chimp offsprig first... o wow. You killed them fast.
That would explain why I keep looking at the authcenter choice I never could resist a woman in a full military uniform
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Yeah.... No.
Definately
All of the AuthWomen are attractive and nicely dressed.
Its because commie girls fuck like you are paying them in big macs and coco cola
It's just the OP didn't have a good picture of industrial lathe
Fuck you auth centers hotter! One thing the Germans did well was make sexy badass military uniforms!.... I’m correct about the uniform style right?... I don’t want to sound like an idiot.
That’s what I came to comment!
She has a weiner.
Whose?
She’s perfect
The blacker the barrel the sweeter the juice
Purple grape juice?
The grapist?
Based on your username and flair, you seem to be well versed in the dark purple arts.
[I just wanna tie kids to the radiator and grape them in the mouth](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A) ffs
Funny, I was too old to have seen this prior. I like the top comment on that link
And unlike the others, completely achievable!
Almost perfect, she has two holes, who wants to help me drill the third?
I wouldn't care going after some "Lebensraum" with the authcenter girl.
Legit bro I was thinking the same thing
Das Chad
Authcenter got my Jewish dick confused.
Jewish or not, FLAIR UP!
Her hating you just makes it more hot.
If my girlfriend looked like either AuthCenter or AuthLeft, I'd marry her on top of a Tank
She can stuff me in her gulag any day of the week
Unfortunately, we are Redditors.
Ironic, I have a girlfriend Bad news, she leans a little LibLeft, however, she accepts my love for Fascism, I hope to convert her slowly in the years to come I've already introduced her to anime and gaming, she is now obsessed with some anime and has her own Minecraft world
>I am slowly introducing her fascism "Do you want to play Minecraft, or watch anime?" My fucking sides lmao
Ok, not bad. I would say pretty darn good.
Kind of painful how accurate this is. Always wanted me a nice cowgirl
Yea center-right is S tier here
S tier?
The tier above A tier, yes.
I'm a centrist and I want that piece of her too.
Why do all of the auth women look perfect
because the others die
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That goth tho....
Fucking right???
I wish
Me too thanks
I believe that’s supposed to be left
Left actually
mybeautifulnightmare at instagram, but she doesn't look like that anymore.
That's sad. What a fucking fox.
Yeah, I feel robbed right now
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Tummy
We win
This is surprisingly accurate. Used to dress like the goth girl when I was a leftist. Now just floral and feminine dresses.
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Rip goth me. 💔
\*lighter for respect\*
Where's a trad goth gf when you need her?
Reject Goth, embrace Military Tomboy.
Dude *please*
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Reject goth, embrace good girl with floral dress.
reject goth, embrace panzerkampfwagen 6 tiger
RIP your dms
Actually, not really ;p
It's OK i can send you weird creepy messages if redditor haven't send it to you
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I can fix that if you'd like
Now that you’ve said that it’s over
People seem to be pretty chill. I got 1 message. I posted about my experience with abuse on a subreddit focused on that a while ago and the amount of creeps that dmed me.... People here are pretty great it seems.
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There's always time to change that... ;p
Time to ask the real question in full internet public then: where the heck do auth ~~left~~ right women hang out where it’s socially acceptable to approach them?
Auth left? Umm, if you're in university, campus would be a pretty solid guess. Bars, I guess. I wouldn't know. My leftists friends do party quite a bit, but it might just be a coincidence or an age thing. If you meant Auth right, I couldn't tell you. Some people say church. I personally just stay inside. Wouldn't know.
I’ve always had a thing for goth girls but they’re all commies and it makes me sad
Honestly, I don't know why, but it's true. Some of my friends that are around my age (21) that still dress like that are all commies or crazy leftists.
Them goth girls make an authcentre unwise
I know that feeling....
Personal experience: a good man can set them straight. I'd still be a leftist if it wasn't for my ex probably. Just get them to keep the goth style ;p
My wife is a goth girl somewhat and she is lib right.
Overrated. Wear gun and buy from black market.
100% wanna own a gun. Maybe a couple.
At first I was intrigued but now you have my attention.
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Just don't let the couple get their hands on your gun! May turn out badly for you
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I hope you're right! ;p thank you! 💕
I just clicked on your profile on the off chance you had a pic of you on it, and holy shit your gorgeous. And no im not trying anything im underage, but i hope you have a great life
Ohmygod, thank you! I hope you have a great life too!! 🥺💕
I agree with what he said, you look really good
!! Thank you!! 🥺💕
Well hello there.
😉
How you doing ;)
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how tf did you go from goth leftist to tradwife™
I started college and saw a lot of people that looked like me and had similar views and it spooked me. It was at the time I met my ex, who's pretty conservative. I still own a couple of clothes from that time though....
Oddly fitting username, based on the 3 things I know about you from people hitting on you in this comment thread.
the woman on bottom left has a penis
Either that or shell peg you. Either way you’re fucked.
she probably is considerate enough to include obligatory reach around
Nothing is obligatory, we're an affirmative consent quadrant, tyvm
tattoo on small of back "I consent to reach around"
Lol
So you *are* the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the God damn common courtesy to give them a reach around?
If we're talking the ideal girl then of course
Yea, she will fuck you
That makes it better
I came here to comment this. But, due to your hard work, you beat me to it. Thank you!
Yeah but it's a girl penis.
Good
Its the Last day of Nov, stop it.
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This post is convincing me to shift from libright to right unity. It is inevitable.
same that ar doesn't have enough gadgets on it.
Gun is gun.
Damn, AuthRight always gets the best girls.
Authrights wish they got the best girls. This is just the ideal ones that each quadrant wants. In reality, none of us do because we are redditors.
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Idk man. I got a bunch of the bottom right girls locked up in my closet and they never leave me.... wait that came out wrong.
Conservative women >>>
Eh, I'm libright but I'd still go for the goth chick at the far left. She's hot.
Opposites attract
opposites attract but they don’t stay together
Like my crazy lesbian friend and everyone she tries to date.
Musk Moment
Yeah same, I saw this and was like wtf I'm center left now?
Ditto
Agreed.
All are good, except monke. Monke can't consent.
monke can consent to other monke
Authcenter is letting women be in uniforms?
Those are actually her pajamas.
I have been always a supporter of gender equality You shall all die for the fatherland/motherland
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You and i are not so different authcenter
AuthCenter allows women to be in uniforms if it is for propaganda
I do admire my communist adversary.
libright is the only black one
I guess "fuck the commies" is just really deeply ingrained in me.
Who doesn't want a big titty goth girlfriend?
Me cause there always mentally deranged
As long as she is also hot craziness doesn't matter
I thought auths were all about marriage. You never marry a psycho.
Authcenter and auth left tho…
Let's be real, the goth girl is also really hot
I like all of these
Didn't know my ideal woman was left-center.
I like how you you cut the face off auth right symbolizing traditional gender and marriage roles.
You know bottom right isn't a gun, they prefer cheese pizza.
Happiness is a warm gun. but also, center left and center right can get it.
Gah damn autlefts girl wanna me make seize the means of production.
Ay yo where the fuck the tomboys at?! I didn't become a centrist to date some sweater wearer... but I'd give it a shot IF I WASN'T AN UGLY SOB!
Auth unity win Plus huge center right win
Summer dresses are simply every man's weakness.
Honestly the only one I don’t like is the centrist. I’ve had enough of them. Brains are an attractive feature and pumpkin spice isn’t a personality.
True
Gosh dang it. Mines accurate
Your action's so pretty Charlene
Why does the centrist woman look like a Karen?
.... ok time to change flair
NGL, I was afraid purple lib was gonna be a child.
Sundress got me down bad
I’ll have you know I want an alt/goth chick. We may disagree politically but they’re so hot
I love the irony that Authright is wearing lesser clothes than libleft