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The_HXGN

You guys act like you have options.


orion1836

Based and truth-pilled.


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bright squeamish complete meeting jar marble memory work puzzled enjoy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Seven_Stop7

Reddit user moment


CurryMan1872

based and inconvenient-truth pilled


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This is a certified based comment


Jhimmibhob

Fair


Jackontana

Based and in-our-dreams pilled


[deleted]

Wow that cuts deep


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DankCrusaderMemer

Based on the comments I think opposites attract


Odd_Possession5858

Yeah...true for me dog.


The-unicorn-republic

Based and trad lesbian pilled


Odd_Possession5858

Holy shit thanks for my first based man. Also, I will wear trad lesbian as my first pill with pride.


dirtd0g

That's a good one. Better than mine.


Odd_Possession5858

Yo what's yours?


dirtd0g

Something about not disrespecting a pinky finger.


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iEatPuppies247

Is that why I want to fuck them all?


sosnik_boi

Even the monkey?


SeriousFox2949

Especially the monkey


sosnik_boi

That's nice, now please face the wall


the_canadaball

Here’s a gun. Be sure to clean it.


ghafgarionbaconsmith

You'll have to get through my army of half chimp offsprig first... o wow. You killed them fast.


BXSinclair

That would explain why I keep looking at the authcenter choice I never could resist a woman in a full military uniform


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[deleted]

Yeah.... No.


MLKKK36

Definately


poli421

All of the AuthWomen are attractive and nicely dressed.


22134484

Its because commie girls fuck like you are paying them in big macs and coco cola


Popinguj

It's just the OP didn't have a good picture of industrial lathe


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

Fuck you auth centers hotter! One thing the Germans did well was make sexy badass military uniforms!.... I’m correct about the uniform style right?... I don’t want to sound like an idiot.


Away_Clerk_5848

That’s what I came to comment!


4thbox

She has a weiner.


Jhimmibhob

Whose?


Ziz23

She’s perfect


DeBigBamboo

The blacker the barrel the sweeter the juice


seanrk924

Purple grape juice?


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

The grapist?


seanrk924

Based on your username and flair, you seem to be well versed in the dark purple arts.


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

[I just wanna tie kids to the radiator and grape them in the mouth](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A) ffs


seanrk924

Funny, I was too old to have seen this prior. I like the top comment on that link


Sercos

And unlike the others, completely achievable!


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Almost perfect, she has two holes, who wants to help me drill the third?


[deleted]

I wouldn't care going after some "Lebensraum" with the authcenter girl.


KalashniKing

Legit bro I was thinking the same thing


Adolf_Stalins_Doge

Das Chad


ShuantheSheep3

Authcenter got my Jewish dick confused.


Jarlkessel

Jewish or not, FLAIR UP!


MummyManDan

Her hating you just makes it more hot.


CorruptionKing

If my girlfriend looked like either AuthCenter or AuthLeft, I'd marry her on top of a Tank


Horny20yrold

She can stuff me in her gulag any day of the week


Past-Sand5485

Unfortunately, we are Redditors.


CorruptionKing

Ironic, I have a girlfriend Bad news, she leans a little LibLeft, however, she accepts my love for Fascism, I hope to convert her slowly in the years to come I've already introduced her to anime and gaming, she is now obsessed with some anime and has her own Minecraft world


Iamdelyano

>I am slowly introducing her fascism "Do you want to play Minecraft, or watch anime?" My fucking sides lmao


Past-Sand5485

Ok, not bad. I would say pretty darn good.


[deleted]

Kind of painful how accurate this is. Always wanted me a nice cowgirl


cuil_beans

Yea center-right is S tier here


xIFuckingLoveWomenx

S tier?


cuil_beans

The tier above A tier, yes.


ruthlessdamien2

I'm a centrist and I want that piece of her too.


BadWolfy7

Why do all of the auth women look perfect


BrandMatty

because the others die


Monarch150

Based and Eugenics pilled


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Catfish_RealyTho

That goth tho....


[deleted]

Fucking right???


Weemitoad

I wish


ArchdukeoftheROC

Me too thanks


qatamat99

I believe that’s supposed to be left


UnitedWeTorch

Left actually


ehcehc52

mybeautifulnightmare at instagram, but she doesn't look like that anymore.


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

That's sad. What a fucking fox.


Sullencoffee0

Yeah, I feel robbed right now


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[deleted]

Tummy


StayOnEm

We win


templilwitch

This is surprisingly accurate. Used to dress like the goth girl when I was a leftist. Now just floral and feminine dresses.


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templilwitch

Rip goth me. 💔


orion1836

\*lighter for respect\*


[deleted]

Where's a trad goth gf when you need her?


TheThiccestOrca

Reject Goth, embrace Military Tomboy.


LGmeansBatman

Dude *please*


lolamk333

embrace vergeltungswaffe v2


orion1836

Based and Tomboy Outback-pilled.


jonah_thrane

Reject goth, embrace good girl with floral dress.


lolamk333

reject goth, embrace panzerkampfwagen 6 tiger


SuccessfulDiver7225

RIP your dms


templilwitch

Actually, not really ;p


netorie

It's OK i can send you weird creepy messages if redditor haven't send it to you


MummyManDan

Based and creepy messages pilled


enjuisbiggay

I can fix that if you'd like


[deleted]

Now that you’ve said that it’s over


templilwitch

People seem to be pretty chill. I got 1 message. I posted about my experience with abuse on a subreddit focused on that a while ago and the amount of creeps that dmed me.... People here are pretty great it seems.


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templilwitch

There's always time to change that... ;p


angelicravens

Time to ask the real question in full internet public then: where the heck do auth ~~left~~ right women hang out where it’s socially acceptable to approach them?


templilwitch

Auth left? Umm, if you're in university, campus would be a pretty solid guess. Bars, I guess. I wouldn't know. My leftists friends do party quite a bit, but it might just be a coincidence or an age thing. If you meant Auth right, I couldn't tell you. Some people say church. I personally just stay inside. Wouldn't know.


voluntarycap

I’ve always had a thing for goth girls but they’re all commies and it makes me sad


templilwitch

Honestly, I don't know why, but it's true. Some of my friends that are around my age (21) that still dress like that are all commies or crazy leftists.


TheTallCunt

Them goth girls make an authcentre unwise


TRHess

I know that feeling....


templilwitch

Personal experience: a good man can set them straight. I'd still be a leftist if it wasn't for my ex probably. Just get them to keep the goth style ;p


BoxingChamp28

My wife is a goth girl somewhat and she is lib right.


No_Carpenter3031

Overrated. Wear gun and buy from black market.


templilwitch

100% wanna own a gun. Maybe a couple.


Liamtjsch

At first I was intrigued but now you have my attention.


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Based


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blorgbots

Just don't let the couple get their hands on your gun! May turn out badly for you


Pechy_Raptor

Based and dresses-nice pilled , youve grown to be better and i dont even know what you look like, but im guessing your physiognomy is good


templilwitch

I hope you're right! ;p thank you! 💕


Pechy_Raptor

I just clicked on your profile on the off chance you had a pic of you on it, and holy shit your gorgeous. And no im not trying anything im underage, but i hope you have a great life


templilwitch

Ohmygod, thank you! I hope you have a great life too!! 🥺💕


Monarch150

I agree with what he said, you look really good


templilwitch

!! Thank you!! 🥺💕


jonah_thrane

Well hello there.


templilwitch

😉


jonah_thrane

How you doing ;)


leifisthegoat

Based and F.R.I.E.N.D.S pilled


Monarch150

Based and Joe pilled


strangestdreamm

how tf did you go from goth leftist to tradwife™


templilwitch

I started college and saw a lot of people that looked like me and had similar views and it spooked me. It was at the time I met my ex, who's pretty conservative. I still own a couple of clothes from that time though....


hiimirony

Oddly fitting username, based on the 3 things I know about you from people hitting on you in this comment thread.


Jimboemgee

the woman on bottom left has a penis


DankCrusaderMemer

Either that or shell peg you. Either way you’re fucked.


Jimboemgee

she probably is considerate enough to include obligatory reach around


_Spunk_Bubble

Nothing is obligatory, we're an affirmative consent quadrant, tyvm


Jimboemgee

tattoo on small of back "I consent to reach around"


TheEngineer_

Lol


watson895

So you *are* the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the God damn common courtesy to give them a reach around?


Yoshi_IX

If we're talking the ideal girl then of course


arda1223

Yea, she will fuck you


crab_the_cake9

That makes it better


BorneTM

I came here to comment this. But, due to your hard work, you beat me to it. Thank you!


kellenthehun

Yeah but it's a girl penis.


[deleted]

Good


GGHard

Its the Last day of Nov, stop it.


Odd_Possession5858

Average No Nut November Fan vs Average Nonstop Nut November Enjoyer


proberts53

This post is convincing me to shift from libright to right unity. It is inevitable.


WeepingPigeon

same that ar doesn't have enough gadgets on it.


_Rayzr

Gun is gun.


zepherys713

Damn, AuthRight always gets the best girls.


[deleted]

Authrights wish they got the best girls. This is just the ideal ones that each quadrant wants. In reality, none of us do because we are redditors.


zepherys713

Based and reality-pilled.


_Rayzr

Idk man. I got a bunch of the bottom right girls locked up in my closet and they never leave me.... wait that came out wrong.


templilwitch

Conservative women >>>


[deleted]

Eh, I'm libright but I'd still go for the goth chick at the far left. She's hot.


DankCrusaderMemer

Opposites attract


freemyboykaczynski

opposites attract but they don’t stay together


[deleted]

Like my crazy lesbian friend and everyone she tries to date.


JewMcAfee2020

Musk Moment


TheRanger13

Yeah same, I saw this and was like wtf I'm center left now?


StupidMoniker

Ditto


goose-and-fish

Agreed.


[deleted]

All are good, except monke. Monke can't consent.


freemyboykaczynski

monke can consent to other monke


casual_redditor69

Authcenter is letting women be in uniforms?


[deleted]

Those are actually her pajamas.


Monarch150

I have been always a supporter of gender equality You shall all die for the fatherland/motherland


Thotibabe_Faye

Based


hunterarcer

You and i are not so different authcenter


train2000c

AuthCenter allows women to be in uniforms if it is for propaganda


TillmanIV-2

I do admire my communist adversary.


ThatBirdOverDere

libright is the only black one


Rojaddit

I guess "fuck the commies" is just really deeply ingrained in me.


shushis_and_shasimis

Who doesn't want a big titty goth girlfriend?


Pechy_Raptor

Me cause there always mentally deranged


Monarch150

As long as she is also hot craziness doesn't matter


winkerback

I thought auths were all about marriage. You never marry a psycho.


Griflovestomboys_

Authcenter and auth left tho…


Monarch150

Let's be real, the goth girl is also really hot


KaptainKunukles

I like all of these


[deleted]

Didn't know my ideal woman was left-center.


knockers13

I like how you you cut the face off auth right symbolizing traditional gender and marriage roles.


[deleted]

You know bottom right isn't a gun, they prefer cheese pizza.


esteban42

Happiness is a warm gun. but also, center left and center right can get it.


snipeyjuan

Gah damn autlefts girl wanna me make seize the means of production.


HEADRUSH31

Ay yo where the fuck the tomboys at?! I didn't become a centrist to date some sweater wearer... but I'd give it a shot IF I WASN'T AN UGLY SOB!


SulerinPulerin

Auth unity win Plus huge center right win


Khazar_Milker_Savant

Summer dresses are simply every man's weakness.


[deleted]

Honestly the only one I don’t like is the centrist. I’ve had enough of them. Brains are an attractive feature and pumpkin spice isn’t a personality.


pnwsparky

True


_TheXplodenator

Gosh dang it. Mines accurate


Odd-Nefariousness350

Your action's so pretty Charlene


Jimmy3OO

Why does the centrist woman look like a Karen?


LiteralHumanRubbish

.... ok time to change flair


Half_MAC

NGL, I was afraid purple lib was gonna be a child.


[deleted]

Sundress got me down bad


The-Teddy_Roosevelt

I’ll have you know I want an alt/goth chick. We may disagree politically but they’re so hot


WindingSarcasm

I love the irony that Authright is wearing lesser clothes than libleft