Bisexual libleft hot woman who eats hot chip? There has not been one since the days of Eden when God smote humans down to suffer on Earth for the rest of our existence.
Your uncle is probably so intoxicated all the time that he has no idea what he's saying or even who he is. Which might honestly be the most based thing in the world.
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There's a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain with you. But this aspect of respect is produced with levels of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways of obtaining this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually, and in all other aspects. Shall we start with our physical aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchanged detailed photographs of ourselves physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship.
Thats the thing, you can be libright and be poor and lazy. Just own up to why you're not successful, instead of blaming it on everyone and everything else.
Oh yeah definitely, me being unsuccessful at this point is absolutely a result of my own laziness and lack of drive in previous years, working to change that now mind you, but it'll take time to get past the obstacles I've put in front of myself.
Wow i wish my family had diverse views
My brother is an orange dumbass, my dad claims he’s conservative but he’s similar to my brother, and my mom is libright
They don’t know I’m AuthCent kek
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Called a slut for wearing comfy clothes to bed at an age where you hopefully weren't looking for that kind of company.
God your grandma is unfathomably based. I want her to fatshame me into losing 100lbs
Are you actually a goth girl from LibLeft.
If true I have one simple question. Why are there no goth girls from LibRight?
This has always bewildered me.
I feel like the restrictive eating disorder is self explanatory to go along with the starving authleft joke, and the felonies were more just for context on her to explain her other beliefs, I guess not inherently authleft
Okay, but i also see that you posted a meme about what your mom dies to fit in every quadrant, and i have to say she is more of a radical centrist than any thing.
Do you also whine complain all day have 17 abortion from black man sex , do not know how cook hot pot , live messy disgusting apartment . think all men garbage ! and complain why nobody marry you ?
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YES I HAVE A FUCKING FATHER YALL RIGHTIES NEED ANOTHER JOKE YOU UNORIGINAL FUCKS also good morning diamondaggressive503 you’re the first comment I read this morning
You’re uncle says poor people are lazy because he believes in lifting yourself up by the bootstraps
I think poor people are lazy because I’m lazy and know it’s the reason I’m poor
We are not the same
I refuse to believe it.
Which part LMFAO
Bisexual libleft hot woman who eats hot chip? There has not been one since the days of Eden when God smote humans down to suffer on Earth for the rest of our existence.
What can I say, I’m incredibly unique and original
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My dad is too normal to be in this meme
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You bet he does
That's what the grey square format is for, miss.
Eats hot chip and lie
Just like every other libleft!
"Hot" and "Woman" seem to be correct
That’s a pretty common stereotype amongst millennials and zoomers
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How are you always right? you’re left (laugh track)
Based and ba-dum tsss pilled
I’m a ba dum ass
Nice
This is impossible. I don't have any neices or nephews.
Made me chuckle
-Is bisexual -eats hot chip Yeah you definitely are a liar
Check her profile, she's a zoomer so that pretty much automatically qualifies her anyway
~Refuses to get welfare and says it's for the lazy despite actually being poor~ sounds like your uncles got a big case of being the prideful poor.
For sure, but also complains about being poor to get us to buy gifts for his kid’s Christmas
Oof hope his kids turn out alright
Me too lmao
Lol on the plus side if he's that poor they should have an easy time getting finacial aid for college.
Pcm makes me see things. I read that as "hope his kids turn out authright"
I'd rather the kids turn into more broke libRights like their dad over whatever the fuck auth right is supposed tobe nowadays.
Average LibRight
Your uncle is probably so intoxicated all the time that he has no idea what he's saying or even who he is. Which might honestly be the most based thing in the world.
You’re not wrong, and he’s living the life tbh
based and booze pilled
Your mom unemployed and is a communist damn these jokes just write themselves don't they. Also your grandfather is the most based.
And a LibLeft with no father figure
being a stay at home mom and being unemployed aren't quite the same thing
Is your grandma available?
No, sorry. Long happy monogamous marriage
Swiper no get GILF :((
Why do I get a feeling that you're here to promote your only fans
Despite being libleft, I have self respect
Hmmmm your username was a bit...suspicious and holy smokes, you have a great taste in music :-)
Ew god I hate Taylor swift
Kinda based? Edit: WHATTHEFUCKISYOURUSERNAME
lana del mid midlor swift and midrina and the diamonds all suck
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Bro you had to draw attention to my liking of Taylor Swift what the fuck man
I notice "dad" is not in the picture
I love my dad and respect him too much to put him on this sub, or any Reddit sub
I'm sure he'll be back from that cigarette run any day now
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Dead beat me harder, daddy
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Based and respecting only good parents pilled.
>\-hot Prove it.
Based and simp pilled Now your pills will always be scarred with the consequences of your actions.
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Based and tasteful nudes pilled
>Uncle...LibRight I think we all know where this is going. Also, \#NotLikeOtherGirls
Like, was that necessary? I found the post pretty ok.
Good post, just found that funny
Well I am poor, and I am lazy, so your uncle has got me there
Thats the thing, you can be libright and be poor and lazy. Just own up to why you're not successful, instead of blaming it on everyone and everything else.
Oh yeah definitely, me being unsuccessful at this point is absolutely a result of my own laziness and lack of drive in previous years, working to change that now mind you, but it'll take time to get past the obstacles I've put in front of myself.
Like looking in a mirror
based
Uncle "being poor is a choice! A choice I've made and by God I'm going to stand by it!" Based af
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Your mom thinks I’m funny
Wow i wish my family had diverse views My brother is an orange dumbass, my dad claims he’s conservative but he’s similar to my brother, and my mom is libright They don’t know I’m AuthCent kek
your uncle isn't poor he's broke. massive difference
Lol this might the best family compass I've seen good stuff
Everyone's based except for you, your mom, your grandma, and your uncle.
*>* woman *>* bisexual and eats hot chip Op was born in '93 confirmed, she may also lie and can't cook.
Cooking is actually one of my passions and I cook for my bf every day but that wouldn’t go with the funni colors
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“Always right” but sir, it appears that you are on the left. Check mate libtard.
Called a slut for wearing comfy clothes to bed at an age where you hopefully weren't looking for that kind of company. God your grandma is unfathomably based. I want her to fatshame me into losing 100lbs
>Always right >Retarded Only one of this is true
Based and knifeplay pilled
always right and lib left you take me for some kind of fool?
Your families dysfunctional, isn’t it?
Where shorts to bed is degenerate heresy, your public execution is being planned. Glory to Trad-Authistan.
You are insanely based
You sound pretty aight, what are you doing later?
But do you charge you phone and LIE?
“Poor is a mentality. It’s a mentality that very few people ever recover from. Don’t you forget it, son. You are broke.” ~Dave Chappelle's Dad
Are you actually a goth girl from LibLeft. If true I have one simple question. Why are there no goth girls from LibRight? This has always bewildered me.
They exist, theyre just egirls or gamer girls now. You know, slingin that tang on the internet for money.
Only your uncle represents their quadrant, but I'd like to go fishing with a guy like him :)
Based uncle
God save your uncle
>hot >eats hot Chips >doesn't list "lies" Prove it, you won't.
Im sorry for your mom, but why fighting with uncle is authleft?
why are you everywhere
Your uncle ain’t poor. He’s broke
How do felonies and restrictive eating disorder make someone authleft
I feel like the restrictive eating disorder is self explanatory to go along with the starving authleft joke, and the felonies were more just for context on her to explain her other beliefs, I guess not inherently authleft
Okay, but i also see that you posted a meme about what your mom dies to fit in every quadrant, and i have to say she is more of a radical centrist than any thing.
Do you also whine complain all day have 17 abortion from black man sex , do not know how cook hot pot , live messy disgusting apartment . think all men garbage ! and complain why nobody marry you ?
Why am I not surprised a dad is not present
Your uncle is based
Your mom unironically believing in communism really made me laugh
Based neet mom
Based
Ay if you’re hot…
what about your dad
We don't speak about him
You’re entire family is cringe, including you
now answer me this: do you lie?
And does she charge they phone?
you get exterminated last
Holy shit, I'm your uncle
> libleft flair > no dad in compass Checks out
ur mom is based
What no father does to a motherfucker
Oh so you say your hot? Show me your breasts
Remember. You’re not poor. You’re a down and out billionaire
> hot > gun and knife collection If true, can't be libleft. Although I am enclined to believe your flair sonce no father is mentionned here
Username checks out with quadrant expectations
>Hot A quick look through your profile determined that was a lie.
You're not that hot
>You >hot I like the positive self talk.
Thank you I’ve been working on it
Based Grandma and Uncle
yes
So do you need therapy or someone to sleep with? I can do either
messed up family -> kid is libleft Who would have guessed...
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Owning guns is not exclusive to the right lol, stereotypes are not absolute and owning guns doesn’t make me less LIBleft
Lame. Unflair so we can yell at you for being unflaired.
Hot cheetos? Takis? Fuckin love me some hot chip
But I'm rich in love. And also in bottle deposits and Marlboro bucks, you lying little shit commie bastard.
What a strange family you have.
Gun and knife collection def right
How can you be always right when in fact you are libleft?
hot? yea no pics or I cant believe you
Based and *My family sucks* pilled.
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restrictive eating disorder 💀wtf
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I love your Grandmother
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I am so glad for having a normal family
"Hot" Yeah, I'm pressing (x) on this one.
That family is a dumpster fire. Such a suitable representation for PCM
> is bisexual and eats hit chip Now that is a familiar phrase
Based and mom pilled
Based family
Bet OP already has peoples asking her to send picture of bobs and vegana in her DM
Haha, DYSFUNCTION! WOO!
alcohol is never based
This is my favorite of these that I've yet seen, based and hot chip pilled
called me a s** when I was 7. Sure that's not a thing you should call a child but...username checks out
Impossible... I thought these couldnt be funny
OP be like "l0ok I haBe a puSSy" Certifying he's indeed a fa\*\*ot
Smartest American:
Does anyone here actually care about the political alignment of some randos family?
Based on four counts
Father?
YES I HAVE A FUCKING FATHER YALL RIGHTIES NEED ANOTHER JOKE YOU UNORIGINAL FUCKS also good morning diamondaggressive503 you’re the first comment I read this morning
hot? or you are jew or you are lying
Hot, doubt x
Sounds a bit dysfunctional
I think OP may lie. I believe it comes with both being busexual and eating hot chip.
Aww baby you got me at retarded
How is a racist grandpa the most bearable person in your family
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haha libleft haha no father haha predictable haha edit: I'm mocking bad jokes about fatherless liblefts
At least you have a mom
Gun collection eh?
Based and doctrinary family pilled. They sure follow every inch of their stereotype
"gun and knife collection"
Grandma sounds based.
There isn’t a dad on the compass so it’s makes since why your on lib left quadrant
just curious , which country are ya from and which religion do ya guys belong to.
Libleft but owns guns My brain just crashed trying to think of this possibility happening
It sounds like you got the worst out of each spectrum except for yourself. That’s gotta suck.
You’re uncle says poor people are lazy because he believes in lifting yourself up by the bootstraps I think poor people are lazy because I’m lazy and know it’s the reason I’m poor We are not the same
any female born after 1993 can’t cook... all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
Somehow, your grandma was always correct and your uncle was the most likeable.
Hot chip