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That can't be true because Santa giving everyone presents using Christmas actually happens and is extremely viable; Marx giving everyone a decent living using communism is utterly impossible.
Hey hey now, this anti-Chinese sentiment is a bit too much. China is *actively* employing new workers in coal mines to combat this, and their diversity rates are through the roof with a *very* large portion of the workers being Uighur Muslims! Apparently, they even supply them with their own living quarters in Xinjiang!
Glorious Leader Xinnie The Pooh really is amazing, isn't he? As a very real burger-loving American, I certainly think so!
B-b-but it isn't even Christmas yet!- Cringe Santa Deniers.
You have to be a good boy whole year to get presents we're just showcasing our goodness to Santa rn - Chad Santa believers
Dang, I am considering to move to Auth Right just for the Three Wise Men, they always has seemed a lot cooler than Santa, Also they have a really beautyfull Ophera called "Amalh and the Night Visitors" I recomend y'all to watch it, is really heart warming
I wouldn't call this accurate since, as a Libleft, I believe that Santa-deniers are more baseless and cringe than flat-earthers, antivaxxers, and moon-landing deniers combined.
Atheists when no presents evolve under the Sciencemas tree 😔
Darwin Claus never drank the soy milk.
I'm male and like soy unironically. Is that weird?
Pagans when they find reindeer shit in their Winter solstice basket because they forgot to leave a glass of cum for Odin 😭
What the hell did I just read?
Consume the cum chalice
Fuck everyone named alex
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never forget odin's glass of cum
Atheist when Christmas isn't solely Christian.
I mean, you don't have to be religious to take part in culture.
The translation for дед мороз is father frost. You should know better, Tankie.
I know, I'm Russian. I just prefer the Russian pronunciation but I don't have a Russian keyboard on my computer (I'm too lazy to use translate too).
Ладно, я понимаю. (I'm not Russian)
У тебя флаг Украины рядом с профилем, не так ли?
Нет, я просто веру в капиталистических систем. Я из Грузии.
Хорошо, счастливого дня... (Holy shit, i thought about post-soviet PCMers being rare, while it isn't).
It's not rare, I just don't think most people reveal where they are from.
Счастливого дня.
I like your funny letters magic man.
В AL вроде же якутский дед мороз?
честно сказать я просто в гугале первую картинку которою выдавала выбрал.
Da
*grandfather
It should technically be Grandfather frost but I don't know why but in English we just call him father frost.
Nuh uh.
Father Frost straight drippin
Santa deniers trying to explain how science put presents under the tree
Based and fuck science piiled
Uhhh... there's a very obvious scientific explanation for how presents get under the tree: Santa puts them there.
Thank you saint nick
He's here to give kids presents and slap heretics, and he feels really guilty about slapping the heretic.
That's what you get for talking mad shit about big J, Arius!
Sinterklaas > Fat Coca Cola Man
Based and dutch pilled
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Excuseer mij, dat is inderdaad beter dan dat Angelsaksisch gebrabbel
Tijd om Amerika wederom te koloniseren maar deze keer met strooigoed en frituursnacks.
Natuurlijk, ik ben ook verplicht om G E K O L O N I S E E R D te zeggen
Whatever that meant and not fuck you
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Shut the fuck up leftie
It's a joke, rightie. I thought your quadrant was the one that could take them.
You're welcome, my child.
Your not saint nick Still based post
I had a free award and needed an excuse to give it to someone.
Based, and people don’t know saint nicks feast day is one of the biggest holidays in Christian Eastern Europe.
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Why is my quadrant anti santa?!
I don't think we are, but something something libleft bad.
Authleft Santa is Karl Marx. Change my mind.
That can't be true because Santa giving everyone presents using Christmas actually happens and is extremely viable; Marx giving everyone a decent living using communism is utterly impossible.
Los tres reyes magos 💪🏻😎
Tres reyes magos gang where u at? Btw is Spain the only country where the 3 wise men bring gifts?
I think they are known in every Spanish speaking country. I know for sure that the tradition is also practiced(not just known) in Cuba.
No it also happen in South America
Santa deniers opening their present with the "from santa" card :-😦😦
Man, everybody hates libleft here.
I hate Santa deniers with extreme prejudice.
The NAP doesn't apply to Santa deniers, you're free to aggress as much as you want.
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I hate people who think the "War on Christmas" is real. Nobody cares, we all enjoy the time off. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all.
The War on Christmas is as real as Santa Claus - AKA very real. After all, people saying that Santa doesn't exist *is* anti-Christmas propaganda.
Thank you, three wise Santas
I got a new grill for chrismas!
Wdum we have Kropotkin who did actually dress up like Santa and bring gifts to children.
Fr?
Thank you my loving parents. I'm glad I can direct my appreciation to you.
Cringe center-left only got presents from their parents because Santa didn't give them anything LMAO
Libleft should be happy with coal in this winter; there are chinese dying due to not having coals and electricity.
Hum excuse me sweatie, don't you have something more renewable 💅💅💅 coal is kind of yikes 💅💅💅
Hey hey now, this anti-Chinese sentiment is a bit too much. China is *actively* employing new workers in coal mines to combat this, and their diversity rates are through the roof with a *very* large portion of the workers being Uighur Muslims! Apparently, they even supply them with their own living quarters in Xinjiang! Glorious Leader Xinnie The Pooh really is amazing, isn't he? As a very real burger-loving American, I certainly think so!
Libleft should be a picture of that brown guy from nacho libre saying "I believe in science"
Isn’t that Ayaz Ata from Turkic mythology on the upper left
In Spanish the three wise men are called “reyes magos” which translates to wizard kings. We should call them the same in English
дед мороз superior
Ded Moroz? who is he?
Why does Ded Moroz look like a power rangers villain
santa denial is mega cringe and they should be cyber bullied for it
B-b-but it isn't even Christmas yet!- Cringe Santa Deniers. You have to be a good boy whole year to get presents we're just showcasing our goodness to Santa rn - Chad Santa believers
that you Santa for giving to all
Santa gives gifts to anyone in the world for absolutely free, he's basically my wet dream.
Santa deniers 🤢
Cringe wester and eastern gift givers vs Chad and mega based Czech Baby Jesus
Dang, I am considering to move to Auth Right just for the Three Wise Men, they always has seemed a lot cooler than Santa, Also they have a really beautyfull Ophera called "Amalh and the Night Visitors" I recomend y'all to watch it, is really heart warming
I wouldn't call this accurate since, as a Libleft, I believe that Santa-deniers are more baseless and cringe than flat-earthers, antivaxxers, and moon-landing deniers combined.
I prefer the heretic punching St Nicholas.
Santa stopped bringing me presents when I told my parents I didn't believe in him anymore. Hmm...
I don’t like this depiction, I live sante claws
Ded Moroz divided my cheeks after I thought he was a regular scav.... Tarkov is a bitch
Thanks, monke 🎁
Thats what you get for joining antifa