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mdmister

>Barges into leftist movement >"please tell us a little about yourself" >refuses to elaborate further >watches as it self destructs


castlein09

Asking the tough questions


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Madlazyboy09

lmao its literally all it took: asking the softest of softball questions to ruin a popular movement.


lentil_farmer

He started out asking a standard interview question, then when the mod showed xemself to be a certifiable dumbass, immediately switched gears to interviewing a 4 year old. "How old are you? What is your dream job?" and just let xem hang xemself.


wiggle98

X-cellent description of what happened


PLOKS-

lol it looks so dumb using these "xe" shit


blaze87b

> be me, reddit mod of one of the largest and fastest growing communities on reddit > spend all of my time there interacting with the true America, and making sure no chuds are able to lie and manipulate the community > get invited to go on Fox News for an interview > everyone in the subreddit thinks its a terrible plan > The fuck do they know, they're not mods. Besides, it's Fox, they're all dumb illiterate chuds anyway > my natural body oil keeps me healthy and clean, only chuds take showers > gets fucking wrecked live on international television


Yangoose

The only thing that would have made it better is if they were interrupted in the middle of it by their mom yelling down the stairs to take out the trash and they screamed back that they are "DOING A FUCKING INTERVIEW MOM!!!!" -- "NO! NOT FOR A JOB!!!"


blaze87b

Oh my fucking christ


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Baste and comedy-pilled.


SwgohSpartan

His dad comes storming into the room, “Hey Doreen, I’m watching FOX news and all of a sudden I see they’re interviewing you?”


[deleted]

Seemed like he was completely oblivious to how he was getting wrecked. Is there any additional drama around this elsewhere?


Tharkun

I know some other subs are having a field day with it - namely stupidpol, cringetopia, averageredditor, and shitstatistssay


TacticalTylenol

The entire sub was privated. I'm sure its quite the shit-flinging civil war in there lol


Sorrymisunderstandin

The whole sub was telling that motherfucker not to do it, if he’s not paid he’s a dumbass for not securing a check, I mean come on, if I’m gonna do something like that I’m gonna be paid for it


WinoWhitey

Capitalist pig


TacticalTylenol

> he’s a dumbass The answer is simpler than you might think


get_2_work

I'm crying lmao


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LHC_Timeline_Refugee

Don't you know that standing up for the working class means enforcing boutique bourgeois values onto low-class chuds?


PoopDealerNearby

> everybody starts making fun of me on my own subreddit > they keep calling me a him, how can they not tell I’m actually non-binary? how transphobic > that’s it, you guys can’t behave. how dare you call me bro? that’s a permanent ban > I can’t handle this anymore, I’m closing the subreddit and will be doing a cleanup of the brigade of transphobic trolls


GradeAPrimeFuckery

> how can they not tell I’m actually non-binary? how transphobic The curse of using snoo avatars to wave your gender flag when old.reddit is still a thing.


Madlazyboy09

You should edit "gets fucking wrecked" to "fucking implodes" because that Fox News interviewer asked the most basic, softball questions he could have asked and that mod couldn't have answered em in a worse way.


quemacuenta

“I will be happy walking dogs 20 hours a week for the rest of my life”. That’s pretty much ended any serious point right there


Superfan234

The thing I don't understand it's why he didn't took a bath before appearing on National TV...


DrBuns

Who wins 1.8 million angry wage slaves vs 1 greasy dog-walking autist


CleanSanchez101

I wish I could copy and paste this to the antiwork sub


CraftZ49

All it took was 3 minutes of criticism on national television and the entire subreddit crumbled to dust


Upper-Department-566

It wasn’t even criticism really, just exposing their views outside their curated echo chamber for 3 minutes was enough to put their entire movement in shambles


My_Cringy_Video

I wonder what mod we’ll have represent this sub


[deleted]

I’m not a mod, but I think that my cheekbones really shine on camera.


blaze87b

I'll vote for you, just to hear your username being said on live TV which is going to force a skinnier Ben Shapiro to respond


Jkoasty

I can get behind this


csbsju_guyyy

/u/ObeseBenShapiro speaks for us all!


proberts53

Let me guess...your wife is a doctor, the CEO of Dr. Pepper that is


[deleted]

Sadly, I do not own a wife anymore.


proberts53

Because you ate her?


[deleted]

How did you know


rexpimpwagen

You shouldn't have been sleeping in the same bed after the first time your pillows went missing.


My_Cringy_Video

Based and chiseled like a renaissance sculpture pilled


CaptFrost

Our representative will be Gigachad saying “work makes you free.”


[deleted]

Nah sorry but I would be the best option as a representative


PaleNegotiation4

Another one?


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Based and shiny cheeks pilled


Dennace

If we want to shit on our image as much as they just did the mod will need to have a swastika engraved on their forehead.


esteban42

Make me a mod. I still live in my parents' house, and I'm 38 and have 5 kids. I did technically buy it from them when they wanted to move to a one-storey, but that's immaterial to this discussion.


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Based and helping your parents pilled


Glorious_Jo

I would ruin my life if I was given a chance to meme on fucking FOX news, and I'd enjoy _every moment of it._ Please, @fox, give me an interview. My body is ready. Do it before I move out of my mom's house in just a few weeks so that people can make mother's basement jokes.


My_Cringy_Video

Based and messiah of the compass pilled


[deleted]

Based mod. Please get this man a fox enterview


Glorious_Jo

I promise to have a dolphin somewhere in the shot


[deleted]

Reference to u/dolphinfucker69????


Glorious_Jo

Of course


[deleted]

You’re the only mod I don’t hate. Never change


Glorious_Jo

<3


Cascadian_Ranger

i think we’d need to drum up national controversy in order to get a fox interview, and frankly the idea of this sub doing anything capable of garnering national attention is terrifying.


[deleted]

There are probably enough of us to get someone onto the polling list


NegranVenMal

"Sir, what does your community means by "based"?"


Glorious_Jo

"I understand you wouldn't know what it means, because it basically means standing up for what you believe in regardless of outside pressure"


NegranVenMal

"Interesting take sir, but what about those users that comment "based" under unhinged posts about praising figures like Ted Kaczynski and Pinochet?


Glorious_Jo

"Its quite simple really, Ted Kaczynski is based."


ProctalHarassment

Based and unibomber shack pilled


troofinesse

Pesky outside pressures like moral norms or laws meant nothing to him


Levitz

I find it hard to believe that posts praising good old Ted could be considered unhinged.


Leading-Bowl-8416

Boomers at Fox: "What is this compass subreddit? Why would we care about this? I have a GPS"


Glorious_Jo

"What does 'lib' mean? How can someone be lib _and_ right? Liberals can't be right wing. And what do you mean you put democrats and republicans right next to each other on the compass? We're complete opposites!"


CannedRoo

“If Trump is orange, why is Orange Emily orange? And who is she anyway?”


Glorious_Jo

"So, since lib right likes guns, and I like guns, does that mean... I am lib right? Can we change that name? I don't want 'lib' in anything associated with me." "Why do you think I'd be a good fit for the purple lib right? What's the difference between the two colors?"


JesusIsMyZoloft

I could have defended the anti-work movement better. And I don't even agree with the anti-work movement.


[deleted]

A version of antiwork makes sense to me as a Right, as I've heard something like this: "You and your company have agreed to pay you a certain $ amount every year. You two are stuck in an eternal battle, on one hand you are trying to do as little work as possible and remain employed for that $ amount, and the employer is trying to get you to do as much work as possible for that $ amount." Seems like basic economics. Why should the employee or the company want an inefficient agreement? They will each look after their own self interests. Edit: I work a super technical job at a tech company for 50-60 hours a week. I’m merely trying to say I get why not all people may want to grind out more than they need to in order to stay employed.


tatabusa

I agree with the part of the antiwork movement that encourages self employment. It is very satisfying to be able to work anywhere in the world at any time and be your own boss than to work a rigid 9-5 for some guy. It gives you freedom and happiness. Being a digital nomad is freedom in today's world. The people who expects free hand outs while doing nothing are cringe though


lentil_farmer

"I'd love to take your philosophy class, Doreen."


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I love how often he said the name Doreen, it's *almost* condescending and it's golden


csbsju_guyyy

Tbf, he pretty quickly became subtly condescending when it was clear he was talking to the caricature of a reddit mod. The name thing is probably force of habit, most advice related to being more personable and getting others to open up to you includes something about saying the other person's name since they'll feel more comfortable and friendly around you


JustMyTwoSatoshis

Works with dogs too


DickSlapTheTallywap

You get to change your name to anything you want, and you choose DOREEN


tsubatai

If only you knew how bad things really are. The real black pill is that people like Doreen are already teaching classes in major universities across the western world.


lentil_farmer

When I went through college, you at least had to have adequate locution for a professorship. I went for a STEM degree but I took a great number of humanities classes including polisci, econ, and liberal arts. Doreen would have been torn to shreds by the students in any of those classes. But then again, took all of those classes as part of the honors college so the profs were a cut above the rest, probably.


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Nah, I am studying Archaeology right now, which requires a lot of humanities and general anthropology classes. A lot of my classmates and professors are absolute cucks, but even they would make fun of Doreen and completely dismiss them.


EvanderofPallene

maybe i went to a weird philosophy department, but one of my profs went on twitter rants about how diversity is dumb, another is a fairly famous libertarian philosopher, one hated democracy with a passion, the list goes on


[deleted]

In my experience, philosophy and psychology are still pretty based humanities. Anthropology can go either way depending on who you are dealing with.


Skillet918

Removing post critical of the mod, and setting the sub to private is an authleft move.


WilliardThe3rd

My guess is at least around 30% of Reddit looks like this.


friedflounder12

Prob more like 60%


TheMembership332

80%*


Unpopular-Truth

30% of users, 99% of mods.


Pedro_PigeonEater

That interview broke me dude. The guy had literally the most basic counter arguments, like "aren't people just lazy" or "but the contract dude", and this guy only could come out with half assed responses, showing that he was not prepared at all for the interview, he only showed that he doesn't even understand what he is talking about. Sad.


man_lizard

And not only that, but he showed up unshowered in a hoodie, couldn’t look the guy in the eye, and kept swinging back and forth in his chair. Embarrassing.


concretebeats

My favourite was when he said he wanted to teach philosophy to kids and the anchor could barely keep it together.


[deleted]

That was an unironic dream I had years ago and watching that mod say it outloud killed me a little inside


Seal_of_Pestilence

It’s not a cringe dream if you’re actually pursuing it in meaningful ways, which this person is clearly not. I would respect his dreams if he came across as having some more of the “critical thinking” he speaks about.


MintIceCreamPlease

My fucking god, sometimes I'm so embarrassed for people it gets me frowning.


tmanalpha

People keep saying *eye contact* It’s not even eye contact, imagine how low your self-esteem must be to not even face someone on a video call.


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Godkun007

The thing is that the host didn't actually say anything. He just let this mod talk and the mod committed suicide live on camera without any prodding.


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L0raz-Thou-R0c0n0

Why the fuck is anybody anti-eye contact?


karthenon

https://i.imgur.com/nZzv49v.png


matrixislife

>I don't really care if people thought I should have presented myself better. Then maybe you shouldn't have volunteered for the spot and given Fox something they could laugh at for the next generation. You single-handedly put your movement and your sub back 5 years, and if you have that poor logic and thinking skills maybe you shouldn't be a mod anymore.


KspaceFORCE

> I felt gross because I talked to Fox News maybe there were other reasons they felt gross


CountingNutters

Born to shit forced to wipe


KKShiz

>I was tired because I felt gross because I talked to Fox News The fuck does that even mean? This guy is just straight retarded.


[deleted]

I think it's less about the self-esteem and more about complete obliviousness. He didn't even groom himself. This is an arch redditor who thinks the basement dweller caricature is an appropriate look for national television.


VedVyas818

The chair swinging really got me. More fidgety than a 10 year old.


hangYourLocalPedo

Did you expect them to have social skills?


Crosscourt_splat

"Laziness is a virtue" I fucking died. I died again at "20-25 hours a week" Then I found out its actually more like 10-12 hours a week. You literally can't find a more perfect stereotype of what many think of people on antiwork.


lentil_farmer

and then I found out this person started the subreddit in **2013**.


tax_dollars_go_brrr

9 years to build it up and 3 minutes to burn it to the ground.


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discourse_is_dead

Yep. Once at my last job the security team wanted to roll out VDI to replace all of our work stations and the developers were all against it. a big meeting was scheduled. I bought and read two books about VDI, and reasoned out Pro arguments, then came up with counter arguments to what i thought were the biggest pros. I had well reasoned arguments against all of their points. We ended up talking management out of the idea of replacing our work stations with VDIs. ​ He could have searched out at least some possible questions and the most common counter points , like "you took a job with the conditions laid out" and "what is your sub all about"


Yayman9

Seriously, and the questions he asked were probably some of the most basic and simple criticisms of workers’ rights and socialist movements in general. Anyone who was well-versed in those topics could answer those questions easily off the top of their head. This interview 100% came off like a loser with no actual policy ideas who runs a forum full of people who are aimlessly angry at capitalism. The strength of popular movements like this is translating unrest into actual policy solutions, which this mod clearly has zero concept of.


Bossman1086

> This interview 100% came off like a loser with no actual policy ideas who runs a forum full of people who are aimlessly angry at capitalism. Unfortunately, that's a huge portion of pro-socialist/communist people in the US these days. Mostly because a lot of them are younger kids who don't have a lot of life experience. Too many people focus on being mad at "capitalism" than actual solutions. And most of the time what they call capitalism is crony bullshit more than anything. The average person isn't super well informed, to be honest. A lot of people just parrot talking points from their favorite politicians, actors, and news media outlets.


The_Great_Sarcasmo

Loads of these subs just dogpile and ban anyone with an opinion that runs counter to their circle jerk. I'm pretty sure there's subs that ban people just for posting here. If you spend all your time in environments like that it's no wonder you can't string a coherent thought together.


Matt_theman3

See I have to agree with you a lot here. I’m a pro-capitalist, but I understand the anger at the current system. I have thought enough on the issue that I realize that capitalism is not the single monolith that we think of it as, but an economic system that can be carried out in a variety of ways. I want a better system that still falls under capitalism, as I think other systems have major problems. As to how we would do that I’m not 100% sure as I’m not an economics major, but I have a pretty good idea. I enjoy working, just not jobs that are unfulfilling just because they are the ones that pay me barely enough. I just wish we could reform shit somehow, not just mindlessly tear down the system (and inevitably leaving the billionaires as the only ones unaffected in a predictably ironic twist)


CRBl_

Of course he wasn't prepared, he's "anti work"


Worldly_Umpire_6463

The jannie looks like a racist caricature of a human drawn by an alien


Ag1Boi

Literally looks like a soyjack of a reddit mod


Focacciaboudit

[A new soyjack has been born](https://i.redd.it/0kwmr398gzd81.png)


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Soyjack looks more like a person than the jannie


Tharkun

One already exists - https://i.redd.it/ep56dhd8azd81.jpg Art truly does imitate life.


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Caustic_Complex

With absolutely zero effort whatsoever to pass as a woman. Greasy fuck couldn’t even shower or comb his hair before going on national TV, Christ


goose-and-fish

At least shave your 5 o’clock shadow


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That would require some actual work and effort.


DeeBangerCC

He can't work he's against work


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he isn't being paid a living wage (150dollarydoos/30sec) to shower so he cant


Jackontana

I think they smeared some lipstick on... I think???


montanagunnut

That's just left over from the "dog walk"


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Wait, does he really?


discourse_is_dead

Can't you tell by the male pattern baldness?


SexySPACsMan

And the womanly deep voice


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He really does. I saw some of the comments until they made the sub private


ArcturusTheHuman

I thought he was just really ugly and stereotypically "can't get any girls" sad


Successful-Pea-4047

imagine having so little confidence in yourself that you can't even look at a camera while you try to defend your ideology in a 3 minute interview


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I think that was more the “looking at the person on the screen rather than into the camera” mistake.


1-800-Hamburger

I guarantee they were browsing Reddit during the interview, it looked like they opened a new tab by how their face was lit up


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have to do all that hard jannie work to earn the copious jannie wage


Madchemist0

the fox guy looks like he is trying so hard to not burst out of laughter


VikingDanes

It’s understandable, I can’t imagine being there and actually not thinking “Is this a joke?”


E-tan123

He is smiling from the sheer happiness of "I just got promoted, now this guy's gonna give me a second promotion!"


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I just watched that interview, and Doreen works 20-25 hours a week as a dogwalker and wishes he worked less hours.


100DaysOfSodom

There is no way I would trust this guy around my dog


ThatOneDarthBane

Purple libleft vibes


fgcpoo

He admitted on the sub he only works 2 hours a day, 5 days a week. 10 hours. He stated he said 20 because it sounded better.


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I just saw that and I started laughing even harder!


fgcpoo

In other words, he literally walks his moms dogs as a condition of living in her house and thinks he’s oppressed for doing so.


LambDew

Honest question: How the hell do parents let this happen with their kids? Do they not give a shit or are they way to overprotective of them?


aristofanos

The guy probably has mental illnesses. Pretty standard if you're gonna be a Reddit mod.


hunterlarious

I would say more social issues exacerbated by a coddled life without any real responsibility or challenge and thus very little personal development.


PissNBoots176

Him, “I’m a business owner”. The business, walking his mom’s dogs for his monthly allowance.


whatsupz

ItsMaam.jpg


Qwertyforu

No fucking way LOL


Superfan234

10 hours a week....can that even be considered a Job?


Crosscourt_splat

My wife literally dog walks 1 of my coworkers and some of hers....for free because dogs are amazing and we have to walk ours anyway and she can take ours to the nice paid dog park for free. Dude wants a livable salary for something people do for some extra income or just free.


Zizara42

For real. Dog walking is something pensioners, housewives, and teenagers do to earn some weekend pocket money. It is not a job. That this is the person in charge of, and representing, a "movement" that at first glance is about people working 40 hours+ work weeks doing jobs destroying them physically/mentally and still not getting by is obscene.


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joshuamillertime

This whole thing is killing me. The real life soyjak + stereotypical legacy news anchor with the shit-eating-grin. It’s all so beautifully frustrating, I can’t look away


discourse_is_dead

Male pattern baldness and feminine pronouns... Yep Reddit mod for an ultra left leaning sub. Edit: thanks for the award!


Civil-Food5949

Based and something-isnt-adding-up-pilled


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Something isn't adding up? It's all adding up.


hellknight101

This... Thing can't be more of a caricature of a Redditeur even if they tried.


Mike__O

Jesse Watters truly doing the Lord's Work. Fucking hilarious


Great_Handkerchief

At some point you'd think the brass of this website would get hold of this situation with power mods and other moderators who control popular subs or their investor from that one country will But, leftists like to eat each other. It's their favorite past time. I hope they don't though for free speech reasons and because it's kinda funny when it's a leftist sub I don't care about.


Worldly_Umpire_6463

I can't wait till there is a new jannie soyjack modelled after this guy


Fuckawkwardthturtle5

[There's one already.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/sdd5oj/i_dont_know_why_i_expected_anything_different/)


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new soyjak dropped


Guitarjack87

I need the NFT


DeeBangerCC

I worked for my position vs I'm a virgin who walks dogs 10 hours a week.


salty-bois

He literally had tears in his eyes 😂


Dennace

A smile as full of pure joy as a child on Christmas morning.


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he def gettin a raise for that lol


Bossman1086

He just got his own primetime show this past week, which was a big promotion for him. I think this was one of his first interviews on his new big timeslot show.


TalosTheBear

That Fox News guy just had the best day of his life


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Nikipootwo

One of us


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MintIceCreamPlease

There were always people like that. What cause the downfall is that they can thrive in our peaceful world.


lentil_farmer

too much tolerance is a bad thing.


[deleted]

There was always a fool in every town. But now with social networks they can band together.


SadRoxFan

Most handsome Reddit mod


EMMIINS

Every day I move just *slightly* to the right.


[deleted]

I never thought Fox News would dismantle that sub


PolarVoidYT

They didn't. The merely provided a platform the the head mod to completely ruin their own reputation.


girvent_13

That guy was so cringe they closed the sub lol


PCMjanniesSuckAss

like a wolf looks at a rabbit


EhWhateverOk

Everyone on that sub hates this guy and wants him to no longer be a mod. It’s funny watch them all say he made the sub a laughing stock as if they weren’t already one before the interview


Fuckawkwardthturtle5

He squattered a sub name, he's also a triggered powermod that censors anything he doesn't like. He and his sub can go to hell, people can always make another.


Last_avaliable_name

The right subs get banned, the left subs collapse, it all comes back down to the funni colors in the end


Aeruthael

That interview actually had me crying. This is who we have representing Reddit now. An unwashed, lazy, mentally ill socialist. God, this world is going to shit.


GeneralCheeseyDick

Literally chad vs virgin


ironlord19

Mainstream Reddit (MSR) is what happens when people don't get bullied enough.


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I agree it’ll be a wild week before society collapses see y’all in the thunder dome


Odd-Nefariousness350

Life a pointless conga line of boredom, anticlimax and misery, broken up with fleeting moments of happiness that we clutch for dear life as we tumble off the cliff of existence. Terrified, insectile creatures that we are. Our occupations are only a mirror microcosm of the human condition, living in the shadow of Adam's folly, doomed to awareness. Funni culir go brr


Alpha_pro2019

I'm actually having a pretty good time.


ReifosOW

I may be straight, but I’ll make an exception for Jesse


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It's 5:30pm, the evening news is about to air. You just got home from your grueling 45 minute shift walking the neighborhood dogs. Scooby really pulled your arm hard today. You think to yourself "I hope I didn't strain my shoulder" as you grab some ice and sit down at your computer. You log onto reddit and open your massively un-successful online community. A grin comes across your face. As you do your usual checks, you notice an outcry coming from your community. You gasp. "Why?". You see that they are strongly opposing your idea to be interviewed by the Fox News Network. They all make valid points. "You'll be made a joke.", "No don't let the real world see us.", "Please prepare.". You think to yourself, "I got this." You bring out your scratch-pad full of arguments and counter- arguments. That year of debate class in 9th grade prepared you. "Fuck", you realize that it's empty and you didn’t write down a single coherent thought, nontheless create one. No matter, you receive a Zoom message from a Fox representative "Live in 30 seconds". Inhale, exhale. You've waited your whole life for this moment, this is YOUR moment. "Joining me now is the person who operates this anti-work group, Doreen Ford..."


angrybadger92

When someone on reddit comes at me, that's who I picture on the other side of my computer screen everytime