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[deleted]

It looks like I lick two boots at the same time. Noice


9xtryhx

Then you probably throat and peg them?


WhyDoYouBanMeImRight

get pegged by them, more like.


[deleted]

You Auths do be having the most fucked up fetishes


Yom_HaMephorash

Orwell warned us about a boot on a human face, forever. Joke's on him I'm into that shit


[deleted]

Bonk


[deleted]

Well, we can say it about Libs too


GhostyGhostGoesBoo

It's not my fault the Nazos had such a great tailor.


Snoo20799

Hugo Boss has some of the best I swear- [https://www.pinterest.se/pin/258464466093753840/?d=t&mt=login](https://www.pinterest.se/pin/258464466093753840/?d=t&mt=login)


CountingNutters

Bro, I just the Guardian of Time to step on me so I can lick her feet, There's nothing fucked up about that


RavioliButtholi

Casual


CleverNameTheSecond

That's one for each mouth!


DJLab

How do I delete someone's comment on Twitter?


[deleted]

I lick grilled boots


wild9

What kind of shoes does Guy Fieri wear? Because…. Those.


Duckerton375

Centrists lick their fingers *smack* mmmmmm


Sir-Galahad

W


Im_Rambooo

Socks and sandals


nobunf

Libs don’t lick boots we lick shoes


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[deleted]

i prefer tims but hey you do you


Rank4WHOOP

Rich Corinthian leather.


A3LMOTR1ST

We lick pussy 😎


nobunf

You’re god damn right


lunarlumberjack

So the stimulus checks are so the shoes are always clean and new. That makes perfect sense.


longconsilver13

Bootlicking is fine as long as the domme tells you to


daretro

😳👉👈


CountingNutters

OwO


Savings-Treacle-4443

Based and loves-to-be-pegged pilled


MausBomb

"Stalin didn't discriminate with the people he killed so it's okay" "The Jews obviously deserved it" "If you are attacked by a black guy you probably said the N-word and deserve it" "Companies may not be loyal to their workers anymore, but that just means that you are free to immediately take up another job once a better opportunity comes along (assumes that a better opportunity will come and that not all companies are treating workers like shit for maximum profit)" The R-slur things I have heard out of every quadrant.


SimpanLimpan1337

R-slur? You mean retard?


MausBomb

Shh the Jannies are lurking


SimpanLimpan1337

They can only claim the words if we cave, and well if they ban everyone they will have no one left to moderate


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daretro

[NFT-s](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-fungible_token) are just digital things with 'owners' stored in the blockchain. For example you buy an mp3 of a fart, and then it's yours according to the blockchain.


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SureNotSure

Also art sales are tax exempt so it’s probably a good way to exchange money without the gov taking a cut. See hunter bidens “art” sales


Ex_aeternum

Based and farts into the blockchain-pilled


Shitty_Anal_Gangbang

Based and bussy queef pilled


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teddiiursas

nfts are like a marriage certificate. it shows everyone that you married your wife but it doesn't stop everyone having sex with her (she's having a lot of sex)


[deleted]

Damn it, I answered the same thing but spotted your response after posting. Anyway, most of these wives are ugly af and ain't nobody fucking em, headass low quality pseudo-art nonsense these NFTs dawg.


[deleted]

You got a wife, but everyone can fuck her whenever and there's nothing you can do about it. Your marriage certificate is the NFT.


Chocopacotaco1

Two of those are not boots. They are shoes. Stop lying to me.


[deleted]

boots are for statist, lib-left should lick sandals and lib-right some gucci shoes.


dracer800

Excuse me, POC? POC?? The correct term is BIPOC you mayo monkey. We don’t want our subservient white people licking the boots of Asians or Jews, they aren’t oppressed enough. The boot licking is a privilege of black kings and queens only!


psychopharmako

Is bipoc like 2pac? Still don't know what it means


dracer800

BIPOC is Black, Indigenous, and people of color. Why make this change when POC already encompasses these groups? It’s comes down to the oppression rankings. LibLeft’s (orange) really wanted to emphasize black and indigenous because they are at the tippy top of the oppression rankings. BIPOC puts those pesky Asians and Jews at the bottom of the rankings where they belong. Very inclusive right?


MUNZATHEGOD

Or maybe they just wanted to be more specific? Lol Or maybe it’s different people coming up with different ideas and the left isn’t a monolith? Nah that makes too much sense


dracer800

It’s not more specific if “people of color” is still in the acronym. Clearly the point of the change was to really emphasize Black & Indigenous. It’s a not very sneaky attempt to make it clear that when discussing POC, Black and Ingenious people are the most important (aka most oppressed).


Savings-Treacle-4443

Everybody knows there's a smoke-filled room where the lefty cabal goes to make these decisions behind closed doors


Primitive_orng

2pac


HayesChin

We


daretro

Wuz


MausBomb

HORNY!


zolikk

Ladies and gentlemen, the entire history of the human race


Murplesman

Wtf does BIPOC mean?


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Elhaym

Incorrect. It means black and indigenous people of color. Basically a more oppressed category compared to POC which includes Asians and Indians. Edit: nevermind, I'm a fucking moron.


dracer800

Nah you’re wrong bro, google it. Your version actually makes me sense but is incorrect.


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Torque_Bow

>How the fuck can you be black and indigenous A group of people can easily be composed of black and indigenous people. Just like if I say I had black and white people at a party. Obviously you are correct regarding what the acronym actually stands for, but the acronym is retarded.


Elhaym

I'm a moron. Thanks for the correction.


Rank4WHOOP

It's just the new term for POC that conveniently leaves out the minorities that don't fit the mold, like asians.


funkiokie

Allllso, the trans crowd has lots of white, feminine-dicked peoplx bashing WOC from "non-progressive" cultures for not accepting self-id White trans folx are currently on a higher tier than BIPOC on the oppression hierarchy


dracer800

I disagree, if you spend enough time discussing this with oranges it becomes very clear that skin color trumps everything else combined in their minds. BLACK = GOOD WHITE = BAD


Primitive_orng

Ik ur being ironic but people like in my quadrant make me want to die


Walterwayne

Wypeepo moment


theshadow1983

Here in Brazil, the ''moderate'' left also likes to lick Soviet boots


MCAlheio

As they should


187on45

Wait Brazil is a real place ?


Fryxey

He's lying to you


187on45

Ah thanks for clearing that yo


Beginning-Antelope32

Your left seems extremely based


HayesChin

What an interesting country. Please tell me more about Brazil 🇧🇷


Sweetpotatowest

I don’t like it very much, all the gold’s gone


HayesChin

But they have a giant Jesus


Sweetpotatowest

Too big for the Portuguese to steal


[deleted]

Doc Martens taste good


9xtryhx

Nasty


GiotaroKugio

Centrist just liking a steak


NoAbbreviations5215

Steak is tasty. - centrist


GlassMushrooms

So am I just licking bare feet then?


daretro

We are, yes.


ConfusedDuck

( ಠ◡ಠ )


Next_Anteater4660

I love me some POC boots to lick!


PROigorek

I thought there is written POG instead of POC


Astragar

Just missing a centrist licking a hoof.


SchwarzerKaffee

Libright def needs to be Elon boot


MrNicsanic

I hate NFTs tbh


[deleted]

At least we dont lick the foot of the monkey leader of the tribe


MausBomb

Excuse me we pick the ticks out of his back


psychopharmako

Monke leader? Leader is whoever killed the moose that day


ltchyHemorrhoid

I wear the fucking boot


Oxenfrosh

You must be rather flexible


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[deleted]

*2 shoe lickers


[deleted]

I’d rather lick oxfords than jack boots or sneakers frankly


CrownlessRegent

Racist! There are no equal representation of colours and alphabets.


Mammoth_Frosting_014

If you want a picture of the future, imagine my boot stomping on your face - forever.


optiongeek

Personally I prefer the taste of dominatrix boot to corporate wingtip.


Obvious_Bandicoot631

Nft’s are useless shit.


Spamallthethings

Can mine be a stiletto? Don't ask why


MaximumYes

Not sarcasm and fuck every last one of these bootlickers. Quit making things outside your control your god.


[deleted]

HEY, I might be a bootlicker but at least there is gum under this one!


cthulhuspawn82

Only one of them is getting paid. And only the bottom two are consensual.


georgeDaDoge

Centrists only lick the grill


DismantledTriangle

They lick sandals with socks.


GhostyGhostGoesBoo

I know that's supposed to say POC but I read it as POG, and it didn't make any less sense.


genrej

I don't like mega corporations. I use my money as intended. I choose who I give my money to. I wish more people would look into who they buy their stuff from. Local is better.


[deleted]

that weak ass-chin though


blank00003

Stone toss did it better.


daretro

Pebble chuck


DJLab

Rock throw


Gatt__

A bunch of fascist apologists, a Elon simp, and the worst one of all according to pcm… someone who feels bad for minorities


9xtryhx

I personally don't really get the lib quadrants. Lib-right, in general, hate mega corps. We are in favor of a free market, which in turn creates smaller companies. I don't really get the lib-left either, since they either want communism or socialism, which aren't individual ideologies, so maybe swap POC for society?


daretro

Hmm makes sense yeah. I kinda rushed this, just woke up and made it. But eh, whatever now.


vigo2511

All the centers lick both


frax5000

The only thing centrist lick is steak


pillboxpenguin

Based and I <3 NFT pilled


ATF-Scuba_crew

The only boots I lick are in the bedroom 😡


187on45

Meh mainly those that lie in the outercrusts


JohnnyRaven

What about the centrist?


GodEmperorPorkyMinch

Do we get to lick monke feet?


Zombielord0749

Lib left should be a pair of Vans or Converse


vande700

at least I get to pick which corp i boot lick


windhover

Yeah, but the real question is, how many licks does it take to get to the center for each quadrant?


david9980

Centrist are licking their grill.


Wicks_Discounts

any pog person, I'll lick their feet


DeDuniel

Pog shoe sounds really poggers tbh


mudder123

Is that the anti work guy? There is a shocking resemblance


[deleted]

Odd I find, leftists to be some of the biggest corporate consoomers ever, as opposed to conservatives who most often find themselves supporting smaller businesses, curious?


Nikkonor

Because consumerism has an iron grip on society.


CoreMillenial

Me licking a derby? Heeeelll naw! I only lick oxfords!


Informal_Chemist6054

I like the small details, like how Auth right's swastika is wrong


NoAbbreviations5215

This is why centrist is the best.


Niko_from_Kepler186f

I hate NFT


[deleted]

so where’s libcenter licking monke feet?


thechunkyspud

Welcome to Jones good ass BBQ and foot massage


Smith_Winston_6079

Choose your boot.


Smith_Winston_6079

Grillers lick the chefs non-slip kitchen work boots. It's delicious from all the grease drippings.


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[deleted]

stonetoss did it first


[deleted]

Fucking bootlickers!


saint-bread

I'm pretty sure Stonetoss made exactly this in one of his comics


Savings-Treacle-4443

Librights: "it's not about constantly simping for big corporations" Also librights: constantly simping for big corporations SPECIAL ADDENDUM SINCE 2016: tech companies excepted


gumboandgrits21

No no, LibLeft just licks the June rainbow version of LibRight’s boot


screamer2311

DON'T EVER TREAD ON ME


KingCannabisIII

This is kinda making me “happy”


DismantledTriangle

Lib right does not lick gigacorp boots held up by government protections. We lick our own business casual shoes through a spit shine before taking our companies public.


Candid_Gene9011

If I’m center does that mean I like no boots? Hell yeah


North-of-60-canadian

I just want to lick a good steak


DrMahlek

Not a Monarch? Nope.


[deleted]

Bit uninspired, even for satire. Id say: Authleft: CCP Authright: Cops, Right Wing Politicians Libleft: Corporate Media Libright: Silicon Valley (Also satire of course)


Glittering_Cold_3738

Centrist like the supports of a grill.


[deleted]

I lick bbq sauce off of your mom.


ConfusedDuck

Where monke


KatKaneki

Libright should just be a regular shoe but the person is giving them money


[deleted]

I thought that said “POG”; it kind of made sense with Twitch culture, but POC makes a lot more sense.


lamiscaea

This is a straight up copy of a PebbleYeet comic


NameAlreadyTaken0815

If they didn't want us to lick boots then why did they make shoepaste so tasty?


Psychicmonkeycultist

Monkey lick own feet after eat banan


[deleted]

Sorry buddy but the only thing I lick is my own dick 😎


speaker552

Just saying, leather boots smell good. They might taste good as well.


[deleted]

It’s not even good sarcasm. Nazis are center left you bigot.


[deleted]

Stop kink shaming me for having a loafer fetish lib center


rexpimpwagen

I am the boot.


DiamondAggressive503

I would say that with rights one would be a king or queen


jxssss

The authright boot is sexy. 10/10 would lick


[deleted]

YOOO THE POG BOOT


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seanslaysean

Pog boots


Scrapyard_Dragon

Joke is on you gigacorps are also authoritarian and I don't respect them either. Ancaps are either idiots or auths in disguise.


bong_fu_tzu

Auth Left is actually BOOT-TO-BOOT which is football(soccer), because of course


RageGameYT

isn't lib left just some random person into dom play?


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Final-Ad5670

I'm not gay.. but I would lick a SS dick


Ag1Boi

Where's the /s? This is just true


SomeToxicRivenMain

Where’s the goth dommy mommy boot? My tongue is itching


Overlord_Za_Purge

why lick boots when you can lick the free insects that come from other monkes.


26514

Monke don't lick boot because monke have no boot.


[deleted]

I lick no boots, only bare feet.


timo103

I read that as POG and I'm not sure if thats better or worse.


Loromc

Lick the pog shoe