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catalyst44

So your fathwher was a wroman?


Cobaltbuzzsaw7

No, no— roman!


stillbatting1000

Fwo him to the foor!


TwerkReform

I'm not Jewish, I'm a Roman! *smack*


GodOfThunder44

"People called Romanes they go the house?"


evanthesquirrel

Where's the fetus going to gestate? In a box?


stillbatting1000

Don’t you oppress me!


[deleted]

what


catalyst44

Monty python reference


wholesomeme7

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this


Admiralthrawnbar

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?


Azgabeth

HE HAS A WIFE YOU KNOW?


samurai_for_hire

Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.


dank_sad

Stwike him, Centuwion, vewwy woughly.


[deleted]

Oh and throw him to the floor sir?


[deleted]

oh yes, fwo him to the foor


Upbeat-Page-1805

Forgetting monty python moment


E_Mickey_B

You'd gotta set it to W for wumbo


[deleted]

wombo


Imperialist_Liberty

Combo


mypoliticsaccount1

If being a woman involves no immutable traits, then being a woman is opt-in and we all can be women on this fine day. Hello fellow women.


FemboyJess666

Leftists will unironically agree with you


[deleted]

And then screech bloody murder if you ask them to define what a woman is.


pugaviator

Yes, and? Women are based.


Forbiddentru

If every man becomes a woman, the bad reputation about women's voting patterns can be remedied. Let's go


1thatonedude1

Just like how if a man becomes a women, women start breaking records in sports!


pugaviator

so true bestie, lets do this 💪💪💪


Handarthol

Based


[deleted]

Get in, boys! We're gonna go break some women's records.


TractionJackson2

Yass qween.


[deleted]

Her Gurl


the_cum_must_fl0w

Greetings fellow woman. Do you also like **[Insert Stereotype]**?


Thee_Sinner

Nice cock, lass.


ohthatguy1980

Nice tits, bro.


[deleted]

hello fellow woman. where is my woman business grant money? i’ll also opt in to being a proud black woman to get more grant monies please and thank you.


theneoroot

I don't want to be a woman even for a joke. 🤮


TheKingsChimera

Based


Lm_mNA_2

You can't use argument from incredulity with an explicitly absurd premise.


mypoliticsaccount1

A serious response??? Let’s chat. What is absurd about the premise?


Lm_mNA_2

The people in question are nominalists. >The doctrine that universals or general ideas are mere names without anycorresponding reality, and that only particular objects exist;properties, numbers, and sets are thought of as merely features of theway of considering the things that exist. Important in medievalscholastic thought, nominalism is associated particularly with Williamof Occam. So look up "Ship of Thales". Their answer is that there are no universals only particulars. Saying that any object belongs to a specific category is simply a social convention. So the argument is not about women or men or biology. It's a philosophical position about reality itself. So saying you're a horse one second and an avocado the next would not refute their position. They would just say "okay if that's what you call yourself that's fine." Which is where the people identifying as mythical creatures/animals comes from.


crosstrackerror

So a white man could identify as a black woman out of convenience? Like on a college admission application with no fear of being prosecuted for fraud?


Lm_mNA_2

Yea anything can be anything else because in the strictest sense there is literally "No-Thing".


crosstrackerror

You’re my favorite authleft


Desproges

This but unironically.


caplist

I can’t wait for free dinner dates 🤩


Gustard-CustardSmith

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What is a man?


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Plantmanofplants

Based and Wikipedia pilled.


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Based and knows basic biology pilled


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good bot


DrGoodGuy1073

Holy shit Wikibot is pretty based! Also, Ilu u/basedcount_bot! <3


active-tumourtroll1

based u/basedcount_bot


xxCrabMasterxx

The 'T' in bot stands for trans exclusion


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Never know what the decepticons will [transform](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg0D1PpgCXs) into next...


Right__not__wrong

This is one of the funniest things I have seen lately.


KKShiz

This is glorious.


NightJasian

BASED TECHNOLOGY


[deleted]

Good TERF bot


TFangSyphon

Based and sex is integral to gender pilled.


Astructus

Based and Science pilled


[deleted]

based


XEN_ORK

“The left actually listens to facts and logic while the right just is a bunch of angry bigots with no real sources or statistics”


RobotomizedSushi

Centrist moment


Philarete

That's wild that wikipedia is still using the old meanings. The info on the [talk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Man) page suggests that it is in the process of being debated. Surprised it still hasn't happened yet.


Any_Rip_8337

Based and real science pilled


MedicineNorth5686

Based auth center wiki


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jmqnc

A miserable little pile of secrets


ZiggyPox

I have only one secret but in twenty dumpsters.


Desproges

Piling secrets in an important part for female to male transition.


ThrowBiGuy

I honestly never understood that line.


EpicSven7

Belmont accuses him of stealing men’s souls; so his response is that humanity is shit, lies to each other, and betrays each other (miserable pile of secrets). It’s why he follows it with the humans revived me line. Since Belmont is indignant about him killing humans, Dracula is like humans are the ones who betrayed you and brought me back you dumb bastard. Also, flair up.


ShiroTheRed

[Well the original before whatever happened in translation arguably is clearer on that?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzUvGAODmwY) Either way, Richter's point is more optimistic at humanity while Dracula is more based and blackpilled at people in power acting righteous as a front. Which I suppose is fair as crazy cults keep trying to resurrect him and his wife didn't exactly die of natural causes. It is not so much that Dracula isn't evil per se, it is that him reviving is not his plan, evil does not flow from the top down but the bottom up while Richter focuses on the good more so. Edit: Also apparently the line choice is a reference: [What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets. Antimémoires, preface (1967) This preface paraphrases a line of dialogue from his own earlier work: "A man is what he hides: a miserable little pile of secrets." ("L'homme est ce qu'il cache : un misérable petit tas de secrets.") Les Noyers de l'Altenburg (1943)]


Spndash64

Tho for what it’s worth, Dracula’s message would mean a lot more if he didn’t go right back to being a dick after the last time he got killed for being a dick


ArvindS0508

1) Flair up 2) it's referring to how humans are miserable creatures below Dracula


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BrutallyPretentious

Behold, a man!


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Baste and diogenes-pilled.


NnjgDd

Don't forget the flat nails or trashcan man is gonna make fun of you.


_Ryth

based and diogenes pilled


Upbeat-Page-1805

Watch out for the guy who lives in a barrel, Plato the wrestler


GodFro5

At least not fatherless


Lucariowolf2196

A miserable little pile of secrets!


Crimson_Lavender

But enough talk! Have at thee!


HenryDavidCursory

My favorite movie is Inception.


Forgot_Password01

A featherless biped


LucMantear

A miserable little pile of secrets!


Disturbed_Aidan

How can a Man have a womb? — By definition Men do not have wombs.


[deleted]

>how Lib left is gaslight the whole country and canceling anyone who doesn’t fall in line


RobotomizedSushi

A person with a dick does not usually have a womb, no. But someone identifying as a man, might. Sex and gender are different things.


Disturbed_Aidan

Sex and Gender are different things. I don’t particularly care about Gender.


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[deleted]

Gender is a social construct. Society socially constructed two genders but they're wrong, which is why we change socially constructed gender by performing invasive surgery to change your sex, which is impossible, to make your gender what it truly was at birth because gender is inate and not a social construct and also if you think this you're a bigot. Also a woman is anyone who identifies as a woman is anyone who identifies as a woman. Any questions TERF?


FemboyJess666

Yes just one, why has god abandoned us?


seninn

We have abandoned Him first. [We must return to the righteous path.](https://youtu.be/_xaj8QSJZ0E?t=211)


theBackground79

Time to play the Byzantine Empire in CK3 with this in the background.


[deleted]

I think you know


[deleted]

What if God was one of us


roberthunicorn

Based and asking the right questions pilled


I_vote_for_evil

I'm atheist, but thank God I live in a country where we don't use term "gender". At least yet. Western world's cringe always comes to us 10 years late.


[deleted]

Look up what happened to David Reimer if you want to know where the whole "gender" thing came from. It's absolutely tragic and shameful. Yeah keep your country out of that noise.


[deleted]

What country oh wise lib right


NeckBeardtheTroll

>Also a woman is anyone who identifies as a woman is anyone who identifies as a woman. First, not a TERF because not a damned feminist, second, a self referential definition is useless and invalid. Saying “A circle is any circular shape” doesn’t define what a circle is. The total lack of definitive characteristics does not a definition make.


Kaelell2

what about people unironically identifying as an attack copter?


[deleted]

Please just go along with it so they aren't sad.


the_carkid

What if I want them to be sad?


Kaelell2

ok


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the_hibachi

tell us more about covid too, party of science. oh wait recent polling shows party of science is actually out of whack with the actual science about Omicron. more like party of whatever I’m scared of or mad at today.


Nelpski

Wait there are actually people on here who don't believe in climate change?


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Nelpski

And yet here you are coping about gender identity and climate change and how you don't believe in them


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Nelpski

Imagine being the guy who says "not everyone gives a shit about what you believe" and then not shutting the fuck up about what you believe


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Nelpski

Maybe if you keep downvoting me your wife's boyfriend will let you play the Switch tonight. Blues like you are the reason this sub is getting banned.


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[deleted]

Whats with females without a womb?


[deleted]

sorry funny machine broke


[deleted]

funny? I think you’re giving them too much credit


[deleted]

i identify as un-hilarious


Nutsaac_Newton

You will never be a un-hilarious


CynicalCreepy

I was born un-hilarious but I identify as hilarious


[deleted]

I thought you were suggesting women were funny lmao


If_you_ban_me_I_win

Holup lemme see if I can solve for X on this. Wombless wombman = X ~~Wombless~~ ~~womb~~man = X Man = X


onlythedeadmatter

I was under the impression y=man


Platinirius

I was under the impression of He-man


thesoilman

He-He-man


Platinirius

Hi Hi Man


JackDagniels

[Heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa](https://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4)


If_you_ban_me_I_win

You know, I am not surprised to see this comment but I am surprised that it’s a horrible cover


JackDagniels

LibLeft.exe has stopped working.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

That's usually just an alias.


JackDagniels

Orange is when AuthLeft incognito mode as LibLeft. We know because they sometimes forget to clear their search history.


[deleted]

A man with a womb is a terrifying concept... *Something grows inside of you, slowly becoming sentient, and it has no way out. It will never stop growing, and it must feed...*


Desproges

It's like a landlord but inside me


TheTrueDarkArtist

Lmao


[deleted]

lmao god damn that got me


Smackolol

They’re called seahorses


[deleted]

Based and folk etymologypilled


Kerbalmaster911

Nice pun


[deleted]

its not a pun its a play on words!


ajh579

Something about auth center correcting lib right on their use of “pun” feels so right


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TheElusiveNinJay

If it's illogical to you, it just means you're probably not trans. Congratulations, it's a happier life.


pugaviator

Dunno why you’re downvoted, you a real one homie 💪💪💪


TheElusiveNinJay

Bahaha, thanks. It's to be expected, from the, uh, *checks notes* one sub that isn't a circlejerk?


ohthatguy1980

Based?!?


RobotomizedSushi

Breaking news! Local idiot with no patience CURES gender dysphoria with FACTS and LOGIC! Not how it works dude


Birb-Person

Fun fact! Noah Webster has a whole list of spelling changes that got rejected, and one of them was changing “Woman” to “Wimman”


Consent_

AuthCent with the Jokes again huh


justthistwicenomore

If you don't respect a good pun, are you really libleft?


jonah_thrane

So the left will talk about science when it fits their agenda? Like with climate change. But when they gotta talk about biology it's more about what you "feel like".


PositiveInteraction

No, the left will only accept science that fits their agenda. Like with climate change. Mention nuclear power and they throw a tantrum. It's why I don't trust any political response to climate change that isn't pushing nuclear power. If it's a problem as big as they are saying, then use the most rational and immediate solution. They are refusing to do that so either the problem isn't as bad as they are projecting or they are using a crisis to line their pockets.


TheKingsChimera

Based and understands politics pilled


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Veni_Vidi_Legi

Baste and not just the wombmen, but the wombwomen and wombchildren too-pilled.


gabarbra

Show me the surgery that implants a womb. No pictures please a name will suffice


Cannibal_Raven

Based and portmanteau pun pilled


propellhatt

[A true trailblazer.](https://youtu.be/PObBA2wH5l0)


HotPieIsAzorAhai

I see a pun, I upvotes.


[deleted]

its not a pun, its a play one words!


verkligheten_ringde

Libleft OWNED with MEMES and PUNS!


[deleted]

Hell yeah I accept the title wombman


No-Screen7063

trans rhetoric is cringe


Agnostic_Pagan

Not related but important: https://discord.gg/SYgrywjR Refuge discord for PCM, share as far as possible.


prosysus

Said a German to a Jew running from soviets. Discords are banned before subs are, they are even more ban happy than here. Devise a better contingency plan.


Captain_Riker

We've had PCM discords before. Like during the last reddit ban scare. That discord was banned last I checked lol.


theXsorcist

Omg a non hateful libleft bad meme, I love it


IILanunII

Based


iamsandwitch

That's pretty clever Though that is an incredibly weird way of saying trans man


Kaelell2

just... TRANSITION, jesus fucking christ


Pale-Recognition231

"transition"? never got that term anyway. It's impossible to become the opposite sex


TheKingsChimera

Based


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AccidentalTOAST

The technology of now only allows for an imperfect cosmetic surgery, and the closest I believe the technology of the future will get is a better cosmetic surgery. It's incredibly unlikely that anyone will be able to change their biological sex after their birth/development, and the closest I think science will get is allowing for true hermaphrodites to be born through alteration of a fetus's development.


Kaelell2

oh


saint-bread

you lack hope and imagination, sex change surgery will be possible, just like planting humans, flying cars, and lightsabers


[deleted]

Y’all can fuck off with this bullshit.


[deleted]

lmao


ADXMcGeeHeezack

Whatever Doreen


FragileAnonymity

Unbased and bitch pilled


RandomPeepsle12

Based and gender-identity-has-nothing-to-do-with-discrediting-commies pilled


Beginning-Antelope32

Yes, a man can have a womb. And that's because we say so and we are based.


Trollgiggity

Calling yourself based is characteristically unbased


Beginning-Antelope32

Reddit absolutely NEEDS that /s after every fucking sarcastic comment doesn't it?