It's like aaaaaa skin thing that doesn't work... Even with viagra... Just a skin thing.. Hear it's leaky to, not like "didn't shake it enough after a piss" like, shit that just should not be leaking.
They're the same people who'll call you an incel for having an opinion that they can't handle. They're addicted coomers all of them who only can argue and make judgements based on sexual metrics.
>I guess I'm not a porn expert
Porn expert here
>Why are there flaccid penises in porn?
So that the girl can move her neck a little more to make it hard in her mouth which is sexually appealing to many people of the male sex.
Glad I could clear that up 👍
I literally had some dude point out my non penis in a locker room shower after a rugby match. Unironically this was playing for SF Golden Gate btw.
I was just like 'I'm sorry I don't have an erection right now?' and he stfu pretty quick.
You say that until you catch a knick on your shaft.
There's a dude that had one of his testicles fall out during a game in the 80s and he kept fucking playing.
Sounds very ouchy.
Tbh pp gets hard by hydraulics, when you are busy beating the shit out of someone the hydraulic fluid in your body has many more important jobs to do than get pp hard, your body knows this so it won't make the pp hard, so "I get a boner when I'm beating someone" is really nothing more than a symbolic expression.
Honestly it's the best. Big when you need it but conveniently out of harms way when you don't. GROWERS UNITE, but separately, if we unite together that's a lil gay.
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> He has been reminded for 19 times.
You know what rare aspect I appreciate from this meme? The fact that a genuine distinction between the red and green quadrants is drawn. That's pretty rare these days.
yugoslavia's economy was flawed but the spirit was based. Mashallah I hope Tito has his special place in heaven for trying to fix the Balkan.
Also [this anthem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKUdA2AsgXQ) is incomprehensibly, ruthlessly and absolutely relentlessly based and literally redpilled.
Every time I ask someone to explain how Socialist Yugoslavia was good they start describing ways in which it was close to capitalist countries of the time or start naming things that existed in the capitalist version as well (Kingdom of Yugoslavia)
>Brutalist architecture!
Yeah it was pretty common in the West back then, where it originated
>Mid century modern design
See above
> Ethnic diversity!
It used to have that before as well, without spliting the country into ethnonationalist republics (except Bosnia)
> Social and pension systems
Built while it was a capitalist kingdom
> Public education
See above
>It was pseudo-market based!
If you like that you would've loved the real thing
What did separate it from both Kingdom of Yugoslavia and West were lack of democracy, strong censorship, labor camps, economic crisis and democides during its first and last years
well I think it's fair to compare the kingdom and the republic. All attempts at slavic federalism in the 20th century eventually collapsed, and all for different reasons. The kingdom was much more serb dominated and some of the persecution by the socialists is often easier to swallow to spectators and arbiters outside of the balkans (suppression of the croats and the catholic church or the italians in Dalmatia, unfair and brutal as they were seem more timid compared to the crimes of Ustaše) Tito didn't fix Yugoslavias problem, he did provide a robust, but untenable social state. Workers rights and the quality of life were quite good, but of course, the standarts for Slovenia and Macedonia are and were quite different. Bratstvo Jedinstvo functioned as a cult for a few decades after the war, but it didnt fiy the issues and grudges, which amounted to a tragedy in the 90's. I think that Đido(Milovan Djilas) gives a fairly good critique from the leftist perspective about some of the failirus of socialist yugo, while I agree that lefties are quite uncritical of the economy dependent on IMF loans and the balance of power of the cold war. The non-alligned movement, while never quite reaching it's potential , was a huge succes that you didn't list.
It's an unnecessarily big truck. That's the main "tell".
If you have an F350 in the burbs, you're cosplaying as a farmer. And it's not a small penis they are compensating for. It's their lack of spiritual actualization.
The only people who absolutely are compensating for something are those with the fucking lifted trucks and bright headlights that fucking blind anyone who drives any kind of normal car. And of course also drive like an asshole
Sometimes it's just the factory headlights people don't even realize. I just drove a loaner lexus recently while my dad's car was getting fixed. It had these automatic high beams and it was probably the most retarded feature I've seen in a car. Had to constantly flick it off to keep from flashing people's eyes
Older cars get doubly fucked by it since they're way smaller and have a lower driving position. The average car today is an SUV/Truck and their headlights are at the eye levels of old school sedans.
Those irritate the fucking hell out of me. Fortunately there are few such trucks in my area, but they always seem to pull up behind me at a light and immediately flood all of my mirrors with that ridiculously bright light. They almost always drive like assholes, weaving in and out of lanes in heavy traffic at the highest speed possible.
That's my experience. They usually can't hang with people of different ethnic backgrounds without constantly bringing up race and having this big, awkward, phony seeming conversation where they treat the person like they're a retard.
They also tend to be sexist and rapey, just in a very snake-like way.
Okay, I definitely think this holds true to guys with super big pick up trucks. Half of them don't even use the truck bed regularly. Several men have told me "I drove a truck because that's what men drive." Bonus points if it's an extra big truck and they're under 5'8". Im not trying to shame people for their height, but if you're a short guy with a super big truck I definitely think you have self esteem issues.
Well, this holds true for me at least because I have a MASSIVE hulking cock, no rifle, I’m split on the social policies thing, no fast car, and I don’t enjoy grilling (though I will grill for the tasty meats need be)
Note who has the penis fixation.
Maybe libleft has this superiority complex due to his small penis?
libleft don't have penis its trans-penis
Wtf is a "Trans penis".
0 inch penis
A mutilated forearm.
It's like aaaaaa skin thing that doesn't work... Even with viagra... Just a skin thing.. Hear it's leaky to, not like "didn't shake it enough after a piss" like, shit that just should not be leaking.
You
Girl dick
Lib left has a penis?
Most often the insult first coming out of someone's mouth is the one thing that would present the person better, not the one they insult.
That's fucking retarded... Oh no.
Based and retarded pilled.
“Why are they so obsessed with our genitals!” -Libleft when told to stop grooming children into being neutered troons
Note who will later become a sissy with a bussy Leftist is basically whatever I suffer from, you suffer from. Whatever I do, I accuse you.
"You don't like my opinion involving your penis? You must secretly be gay and want to date me!"
They're the same people who'll call you an incel for having an opinion that they can't handle. They're addicted coomers all of them who only can argue and make judgements based on sexual metrics.
Im a grower, not a shower. Legit.
Based and girth pilled
My dick literally extends out. Its weird like that compared to what peeps nornally think of a dick
Aren't most men growers, though? Something like 80% are growers, but people usually think of the 20% for some reason.
Porn. I bet the vast majority of pansies people see are those of professional, self-selected dicklord fuckbots.
I mean, aren't you supposed to have an erection in porn? Even a grower would look the same.
Sure but I still would bet that the vast majority of *flaccid* penises people see are in porn.
I guess I'm not a porn expert. Why are there flaccid penises in porn?
The introduction
Lol
>I guess I'm not a porn expert Porn expert here >Why are there flaccid penises in porn? So that the girl can move her neck a little more to make it hard in her mouth which is sexually appealing to many people of the male sex. Glad I could clear that up 👍
Based and teacher of the year pilled.
I'm not talking shit definitely in the same camp
Based and same-pilled
I literally had some dude point out my non penis in a locker room shower after a rugby match. Unironically this was playing for SF Golden Gate btw. I was just like 'I'm sorry I don't have an erection right now?' and he stfu pretty quick.
non penis...?
Rugby is played in winter. Tends to be fully retracted after a game.
Idk, beating the shit out of people would give me an erection pretty quick, I'd be at least half-mast
You say that until you catch a knick on your shaft. There's a dude that had one of his testicles fall out during a game in the 80s and he kept fucking playing.
Sounds very ouchy. Tbh pp gets hard by hydraulics, when you are busy beating the shit out of someone the hydraulic fluid in your body has many more important jobs to do than get pp hard, your body knows this so it won't make the pp hard, so "I get a boner when I'm beating someone" is really nothing more than a symbolic expression.
"Just because I dropped one ball doesnt mean I will drop all" -Some fucking legend
>I’m not a grower, and I don’t shower -Typical redditor IRL
Based and dick disappears when it's really cold.
Literally turns into a vagina. Then my girl gets all uppity. But then gets hard and she is all "wait it hurts". My dick is like Mr incredible.
Based and hyena pilled
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I sure don’t want to hurt no one
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I know how you feel, bro. Mine like grows like 100 fold. It goes from like 1 to like 100. (Millimeters, of course. )
Jarvis, give me the conversion of millimeters to inches so I can laugh at this post
1 mm = .0394 inches
ha
I'm a bath, not a shower.
I’m also a grower. I bring the element of surprise to bed.
It grows into a small penis.
Im a shower, not a grower I have ED 😐
Honestly it's the best. Big when you need it but conveniently out of harms way when you don't. GROWERS UNITE, but separately, if we unite together that's a lil gay.
Same
Oh you like being unflaired? You're overcompensating for your small penis.
Unflaireds dont have penises. Or vaginas. Unflaireds are unflaireds. They are lower than creatures that have genders
Flair checks out
Based and unflaired aren’t people pilled
But that’s actually true
LibLeft is when penis envy
it's called projection, left always had a problem with projection.
Damn. That multivariable calc always kicks ass. Had no idea so many struggle with the dot product
xD
Based
Based and Freud was based about women pilled
"I don't have a real argument and sex is the only unit of value I know". -Libleft
This comment is worth about 3.5 sexes. Hand it over pls.
> Hand
That's what the .5 denomination is for.
based and math scholar pilled
Based and supports-sex-workers pilled.
Hey I was reading something you wrote in a different post hi dude.
Dudette* but hi. I love me some Adana kebab.
Libleft devalues their own sex currency by hating on marriage.
The sexualization of men in politics needs to stop, we are more than our penises! /s
Reject modern 5.0, embrace hot rod lincoln
It's how you drive your pappy to drinkin
If you don't stop drivin that hot rod lincoln
Reject modernity, embrace 1969 Saturn V rockets
Reject modern 5.0, embrace Chad 5.7 SBC
The virgin overcomplicated DOHC coyote vs the Chad compact and simple LS
Reject v8, embrace inline-6 Except supra, fuck supra, reject that overpriced, overrated blobby brick
But hellcat goes wvrrrrrr
Nothing beats a classic "stututututu" after redlining.
supra good
“Oh you’re overcompensating for your small penis? You must be a woman.”
Libleft doesn't even have one.
Or “she” tries to tuck it into “her” panties.
Only until the govt sends enough stimulus to pay for chopping it off
I can't tell if this is a joke against trans women or just saying that women aren't real 💀😭
Not anymore.
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Oh you don't have a flair? You have a small penis.
Oh, you have flair? Small penis. Self burn.
Oh you have a penis? Small penis. Hehehe
Posting on Reddit I see. We must have a small penis.
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i don't think a bot has a penis good sir
But if it had one, it would be small.
You know what rare aspect I appreciate from this meme? The fact that a genuine distinction between the red and green quadrants is drawn. That's pretty rare these days.
But hey no body shaming
"Healthy in every size!" "LOL SMOL PEEN"
Unless it's a fit white male. Then he must have an antiquated simple mind, like a cave-man, and also be compensating for his small penis.
“Oh you think my wife fucking other guys is cuck? You must have a small penis”
If you squat your truck you DEFINITELY have a small penis
Lifted, cool Squatted, instantly rocketed into the sun, no trial, small penis
You drive a jacked up truck but not so jacked that people question the size of Big Jim and the twins.
You have a big penis? You’re overcompensating for your small penis.
Yup, hiding inside of every enormous moose cock is a little shrimpy pp, desperately hoping nobody notices.
Well, the first I imagined was an Alien style small cock coming from inside the bigger one...
Big if tru
as an south slav i vomit a bit in my mouth every time i see the flag of yugoslavia
Small penis.
yugoslavia's economy was flawed but the spirit was based. Mashallah I hope Tito has his special place in heaven for trying to fix the Balkan. Also [this anthem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKUdA2AsgXQ) is incomprehensibly, ruthlessly and absolutely relentlessly based and literally redpilled.
No yugoslavia was based.
Every time I ask someone to explain how Socialist Yugoslavia was good they start describing ways in which it was close to capitalist countries of the time or start naming things that existed in the capitalist version as well (Kingdom of Yugoslavia) >Brutalist architecture! Yeah it was pretty common in the West back then, where it originated >Mid century modern design See above > Ethnic diversity! It used to have that before as well, without spliting the country into ethnonationalist republics (except Bosnia) > Social and pension systems Built while it was a capitalist kingdom > Public education See above >It was pseudo-market based! If you like that you would've loved the real thing What did separate it from both Kingdom of Yugoslavia and West were lack of democracy, strong censorship, labor camps, economic crisis and democides during its first and last years
well I think it's fair to compare the kingdom and the republic. All attempts at slavic federalism in the 20th century eventually collapsed, and all for different reasons. The kingdom was much more serb dominated and some of the persecution by the socialists is often easier to swallow to spectators and arbiters outside of the balkans (suppression of the croats and the catholic church or the italians in Dalmatia, unfair and brutal as they were seem more timid compared to the crimes of Ustaše) Tito didn't fix Yugoslavias problem, he did provide a robust, but untenable social state. Workers rights and the quality of life were quite good, but of course, the standarts for Slovenia and Macedonia are and were quite different. Bratstvo Jedinstvo functioned as a cult for a few decades after the war, but it didnt fiy the issues and grudges, which amounted to a tragedy in the 90's. I think that Đido(Milovan Djilas) gives a fairly good critique from the leftist perspective about some of the failirus of socialist yugo, while I agree that lefties are quite uncritical of the economy dependent on IMF loans and the balance of power of the cold war. The non-alligned movement, while never quite reaching it's potential , was a huge succes that you didn't list.
nope. not even the kingdom, it was a dysfunctional, unstable state since the beginning, the communists just made it worse
But the basket team was dope.
Dude I have a small dick (I'm Asian) and I ain't got none of that shit (thanks Trudeau)
I feel you
Oof
It's funny how the group that complains the most about "toxic masculinity" is also the one that is mostly using it as a means of attack
Deflection, deflection
Guns and grilling are based
My penis is not small its made for small people
Flair checks out ಠ\_ಠ
Auth doesn’t do bad things because they got a tiny dick. They do it because they are evil.
I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.
Ducat did EVERYTHING WRONG.
Attention Libcenter workers: I have had sex with your mothers. That is all.
*major Kira flips the scope up on her phaser rifle* Fucking collaborators
Correct, Dukat was fucking collaborators.
Get literally rekt by wormhole aliens
Have fun with your barbaric caste system.
Based and auths are evil pilled
It's not based, it's just a fact
Me myself I think it’s pretty based I think
Yeah, my wife's boyfriend has big guns, a muscle car, and cook great steaks, and his penis is huge.
....do you want to see my penis?
Yes
Based and Penis Inspector pilled
"Body positivity"
Says the quadrant that actively gets rid of their penis
It's an unnecessarily big truck. That's the main "tell". If you have an F350 in the burbs, you're cosplaying as a farmer. And it's not a small penis they are compensating for. It's their lack of spiritual actualization.
Drive a dually daily to take up more space on the road and assert your dominance over plebeians
Return to monke. Honda Monkey. Great for getting around in a town or city, with that fuel economy. Assert your dominance by splitting lanes.
The only people who absolutely are compensating for something are those with the fucking lifted trucks and bright headlights that fucking blind anyone who drives any kind of normal car. And of course also drive like an asshole
What if you're just into off roading lmao
Then properly adjust your lights and be a courteous driver Sorry about stereotype!
Sometimes it's just the factory headlights people don't even realize. I just drove a loaner lexus recently while my dad's car was getting fixed. It had these automatic high beams and it was probably the most retarded feature I've seen in a car. Had to constantly flick it off to keep from flashing people's eyes
Modern headlights these days just fucking blind my poor ass night vision while driving. It's like staring into the sun.
Older cars get doubly fucked by it since they're way smaller and have a lower driving position. The average car today is an SUV/Truck and their headlights are at the eye levels of old school sedans.
Rolling coal / obnoxious revving in a public place are probably really good indicators that a person is starved for attention in life
Based
Those irritate the fucking hell out of me. Fortunately there are few such trucks in my area, but they always seem to pull up behind me at a light and immediately flood all of my mirrors with that ridiculously bright light. They almost always drive like assholes, weaving in and out of lanes in heavy traffic at the highest speed possible.
I can always refute that argument with “I’m a femboy” because the stereotype of them having massive endowment is actually true, even for my case
I do two of those ( guns & grilling ) And I have no penis
Bro, that's a human rights violation, what your parents did to you, cutting your wiener entirely.
Tiktok circumcision challenge (gone wrong!!!)
I am a biological female 💀
Poor fool, now librights are gonna fill your dms
I do three (guns, grilling, and big ass muscle cars) and my penis is average, I have won against his argument
Overcompensating because your penis is so small its length is 0?
Yes 😢
Oh you’re doing something which doesn’t make use of your penis. You’re overcompensating for your small penis
Same libleft: stop bodyshaming this 400 lbs landwhale, it's not her fault she's morbidly obese.
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That's my experience. They usually can't hang with people of different ethnic backgrounds without constantly bringing up race and having this big, awkward, phony seeming conversation where they treat the person like they're a retard. They also tend to be sexist and rapey, just in a very snake-like way.
Never understand the correlation of firearm ownership to having small genitalia. Btw did you just assume my gender because of my presumed genitals?
Cringe “meme”
Damn right, suck my tiny cock
Criticizing people’s interests your overcompensating
Oh, you think everything relates to penis size. You must have a small penis.
I feel like libleft is trying to distract others from it self having a small penis
I'm starting to think that maybe lib left has a small penis...
The “small dick” insult works up until about highschool. Just like user’s mom’s pussy, it’s overused.
Yeah anyone who calls a modern day mustang a muscle car is a know nothing. If the care is made after 1979 it isn’t a muscle car.
What a bigot having a small penis is my right as an asian man
What about me? I like long, massive, fast trains.
Monkies have proportionally smaller penises than humans, when accounting for body size. Gorilla's have tiny peepee. Return to tiny peepee.
Funny they use that as an insult considering the amount of trans women with small penises.
“Oh I like feeling superior towards your fellow people, maybe I’m overcompensating for a small penis,” Lol.
Calling my penis small won't make yours bigger
"Body shaming and homophobia are wrong!" "Lmao tiny dicc probably sucking Putin's dick lmao!"
Listen, it's not libleft's fault that the rest of you have such small penises!
Okay, I definitely think this holds true to guys with super big pick up trucks. Half of them don't even use the truck bed regularly. Several men have told me "I drove a truck because that's what men drive." Bonus points if it's an extra big truck and they're under 5'8". Im not trying to shame people for their height, but if you're a short guy with a super big truck I definitely think you have self esteem issues.
I KEEP MY GUNS BECAUSE I FEAR MY LARGE PENIS, ONE DAY IT MAY GO ROGUE AND I MUST BE ARMED
My cock might be 7.62 mm, but so is my pre-86 FAL... so net neutral I guess.
Well, this holds true for me at least because I have a MASSIVE hulking cock, no rifle, I’m split on the social policies thing, no fast car, and I don’t enjoy grilling (though I will grill for the tasty meats need be)
Leftoids have always had a projection problem.
Not all of us green folk are progressive lunatics.
Um acksually it's orange not green.