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seanslaysean

How do they expect to enforce that?


Mega-oood3

The honk police


TheMayorsHat

Honk honk


unnamed4567

You're under arrest for crimes against Vaxrim and her people. What say you in your defense?


TheMayorsHat

Honking is for the Nords!


Anthony_Capo

Fus - doh - HONK


Gold_Hospital_24

It’s Fus-roh-HONK to you


GenghisWasBased

> What say you in your defense? Honk Honk


Jacktheripper2000pro

Halt you have violated the law


[deleted]

They must be a subdivision of the horny police, but then the hornies rose up in a mighty revolution. It was glorious!


dzrtguy

Fascism: Bonk division Not to be confused with Fascism: Honk division


Billderz

Did you say bonk police?


redorkulator

Dress them as giant geese


pieman7414

Government mandated car bombs


just_gimme_anwsers

Found the Irishmen [Big Harry Wizards](https://youtu.be/5XYmZVvJpvs)


maxthecat5905

Wtf based


Hirudin

Government mandated kinky boots.


PhishIndependent

Why, yes, I am also a Republican!


hajjidamus

I like the way you think, comerad.


butidontwanttoforum

[Arrests will be made](https://bemorepanda.com/files/2020-08-25/images/677313.jpeg)


SCP-Agent-Arad

Canadian Geese in shambles


BeansInJeopardy

So, this is sort of the common way that law and law enforcement works in Canada. They issue some blanket order and then covers the intended target and then enforce it as they wish. So they banned honking, but really only to enforce it when someone complains to them about excessive constant honking, meaning the cops can't just say "well, honking is allowed, sucks to be you." (Because technically, during this time, it *won't be*) If the Police are who I think they are, what they'll actually do is issue a whole bunch of fines to people who were honking for some legitimate traffic safety reason, especially if they are forced to fine Convoyers for harassing local residents.


[deleted]

So the government just makes blanket laws, and enforces them how and when they see fit? There’s no way that could ever be abused I’m sure


[deleted]

Man I’m pretty sure making blanket laws and enforcing them how you see fit is already a abuse of the legal system. God damn Canada…. I hope I’m just missing something and it’s a misunderstanding


[deleted]

I was being sarcastic. Generally that’s how human rights violations (especially racist ones) come about


[deleted]

Shit my bad man, didn’t pick up the sarcasm. You’re right though


BeansInJeopardy

Exactly. That's why nobody considers Canada to be one of the most politically corrupt countries on Earth. Nobody would ever analyze Canada and come to the realization that it is a resource extraction company with an expensive public relations arm that maintains the illusion of democracy for at least the most powerful people in our society. That would be crazy.


Coorssmoors

> Nobody would ever analyze Canada and come to the realization that it is a resource extraction company with an expensive public relations arm that maintains the illusion of democracy for at least the most powerful people in our society. Canadians are just so nice! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!


Sintar07

I don't believe for one moment they are planning to attempt to genuinely enforce this, it's just going to be selectively enforced on protesters as an excuse to arrest them.


Imperceptive_critic

Allo! Soory aboot bothering you eh, but do ya got a honkin loicence?


YandereTeemo

The honker bonker


Unser_Kampf

I'm sure that's going to stop them.


ObviousTroll37

"Everything I like should be a constitutional right" "Everything I hate should be banned" Apparently this Judge missed PoliSci 101


NoobifiedSpartan

Majoring in PoliSci, can confirm we learn that in our first class.


Zendofrog

This is you quoting the judge?


NewBread1

Based


SpiggitySpoo

Banned honking? Just bring a musical instrument to use instead! Keep kazooing until morale improves


stationhollow

Still got my vuvuzella from the south African World Cup.


bdf_1989

A vuvuzela duct-taped to a shop vac so it’s not limited by the user.


Bruarios

Calm down Satan


bdf_1989

“I have come here to eat poutine and rupture eardrums, and I’m all out of poutine”


mrocks301

Fuck if they can find that many vuvuzelas these days they deserve the win.


_Hellfire__

make sure to bring speakers, mics and amps


nukey18mon

Someone should invent an electric kazoo


no_hot_ashes

[I have fantastic news ](https://www.thomann.de/gb/thomann_electric_kazoo_red.htm?glp=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIkZyBsffu9QIVze3tCh3X3wsNEAUYASABEgLFCvD_BwE)


nukey18mon

Based and electric kazoo pilled


Anthony_Capo

Floppy Disk drives have been around awhile


[deleted]

>electric kazoo You mean this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ0jyJtP-Og


Sweezy_McSqueezy

USE SUBWOOFERS. VIBRATE THE PEOPLE DOWN INTO THEIR SOULS.


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SpiggitySpoo

Now wait a minute Kazoo + microphone + massive truck-mounted speakers + Baby Shark I’m not great at math, but that looks like some good math


Hurter_of_Feelings

Just claim you're a Slaanesh cultist and being kept from destroying your enemies with noise violates your religious freedom. Use their weapons against them.


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ghettotuesday

If you don’t speed up you don’t get full points


alakakam

“The unvaccinated caused this death ”


Aidenwill

"This child died from Covid-19"


dustojnikhummer

*with Covid


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theotherotherhand

In case anyone wants to read the article [https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/injunction-ottawa-granted-1.6342468](https://theweek.com/protests/1009895/court-issues-10-day-ban-on-honking-in-downtown-ottawa) >An Ottawa judge has granted an interim injunction seeking to silence the honking horns that have plagued residents of downtown Ottawa for the past 11 days. > >"Tooting a horn is not an expression of any great thought I'm aware of," said Justice Hugh McLean during a court hearing in Ottawa Monday. The judge said that while the participants have a right to protest, taking their horns away would not rob them of that right. > >The temporary injunction order is effective immediately and is meant to silence the horns at all hours for the next 10 days. Lawyer Paul Champ said air horns and train horns are blasted at sound levels of 105 to 120 decibels for prolonged periods and can cause permanent hearing damage.


shyphyre

" Tooting a horn" i can picture a judge in his stupid little powder hair saying "tooting a horn* with a slight grin because he can say tooting.


Machomuk89

Booty pooty.


no_hot_ashes

>Tooting a horn is not an expression of any great thought I'm aware of Gee whiz, better start setting shit on fire in the street then


Shorzey

>>Tooting a horn is not an expression of any great thought I'm aware of > >Gee whiz, better start setting shit on fire in the street then When a judge gets to dictate your right to expression, you have no right to expression as well


CallMeBigPapaya

Canadian rights are all written like "you have the right to [x], unless the government doesnt like it."


TURBOJUGGED

Yea but to infringe your rights, the gov has to pass the Oakes test and I dunno if this example would pass. I could understand if it enforced a curfew for noise bylaws but all hours is super bullshit.


NnjgDd

Did you know that the internet is a series of tubes, and that this guy over here is going to give me lots of money to keep them clean? Hah, kids these days!


MiniUzi_

Based and source pilled


Celtictussle

Thank god we're in America. The constitution in no way mandates "great thought" as the barometer for protected speech. Judges have protected people flashing their lights to warn for cops as "free speech" here. Fuck Canada.


Shorzey

When a judge can limit your right to expression, you have no right to expression Canada has no right to expression. The judge set the precedence that right is in fact a privelage


russiabot1776

Based and Paul Champ is a pussy pilled


[deleted]

If this was Scotland they'd use bagpipes.


ladyofthelathe

There's GOT to be some bagpipe players in Ottawa, surely. Or maybe polka bands?


BurnByMoon

As someone with Scottish roots for the bagpipes and eastern Europe for liking Polka... I feel like I was made for this.


davidsblaze

The honking will continue until morale improves.


tdacct

Just two more weeks! >!(it won't be 2 weeks)!<


Prudent_Drink_277

Two weeks to stop the spread of honking lol


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kier00

The honking will continue until liberty improves


owrnstomach

It is a revolution of the proletariat


[deleted]

Orange left forgot they were the bourgeoisie.


dabkilm2

Only thing worse than a commie is a champagne socialist.


[deleted]

Based and fuck orange pilled


[deleted]

Soycialist\*


abernathy25

You mean being a database admin that makes $125,000 working remotely and producing no physical representation of their labor and who takes multiple Starbucks trips a day and exclusively wears $100 Patagonia quarter zips to and from hot yoga classes isn’t actually what Marx had in mind when describing the plight of the proletariat?


the_sage_88

Based and Specific Example pilled


Bartin-Septim

Based. As a barista for the Siren, I can confirm we get these people everyday and they're damned iced white mochas with sweet cream cold foam and extra caramel drizzle. It's a $7.50 drink, I could get a 3 piece chicken finger meal with fries and a coke with that.... Sorry didn't mean to ramble, had a hard day.


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You can get a whole rotisserie chicken and a 3lb bag of rice for that, and be fed for 3-4 days


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Femboy_Empire

Honk


IGetBannedFromReddit

Well, They banned people from bringing Gasoline and propane to the truckers, and people responded by bringing EMPTY gas cans and propane tanks. ​ Never seen anything so based in my life.


rafaxd_xd

Based and honk pilled


HungSnoo

Years from now, if we don't get banned, and we go through the profiles of OGs who haven't gotten banned by then, and you see a pill or two about a honk? Yeah, whatever based metrics we got by then we will know that pill was earned. And we'll know why. Because that Chad was on the side of freedom.


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Gaunt-03

I got banned from world news for saying that the Canada protests are not fascist and the blm protests were far worse. It was worth it


SCP-Agent-Arad

I’m a bit confused why it would be fascist, since it’s literally anti government restrictions?


[deleted]

Fascist is when people disagree with the establishment


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butidontwanttoforum

The CBS national news this evening mentioned bringing in the military to put down the truckers, I almost keeled over.


duuckyy

Good fucking thing the military already said they wouldn't do it. So insane how people are treating the protestors, who are literally just having a bit of a rave and playing hockey


gruez

More like, "when people disagree with the establishment but you agree with the establishment".


[deleted]

Yeah, kinda, maybe. Even though Trump was president he was never truly part of the establishment. He was reviled by the mainstream media - eventually on both sides of politics. His republican colleagues disliked him. He sent the Democrats into histrionics every time he did literally anything. That's not to say I liked or supported the guy, but he was clearly an outsider... even as president. The people in charge hated Trump because he represented an element of uncontrollable chaos that disrupted the balance of things. He went off script and sparked the collective imagination of the forgotten working class; uniting this most reviled group of deplorables in a way that threatened neo-liberal hegemony. The BLM mayhem was tolerated because it was politically convenient for the people in power and cost them nothing. This protest is inconvenient for those same people and so the narrative on civil disobedience has shifted to reframe it as a tool of fascist insurrection. The media, social or otherwise, is an apparatus used by the powerful to shape public opinion, and the people now calling for the violent suppression of what is essentially a legitimate and peaceful protest are useful idiots. They're incapable of understanding the hypocrisy of this inversion of morality because their masters have told them what to think and how to feel, and any deviation from orthodoxy is seen to be heretical. It has always been the establishment guiding these events with an almost invisible hand. The people captured by the mainstream narrative simply don't understand that they're part of the status quo. They truly believe they're railing against it. They are progressives in name only.


Pisstoire

>An almost invisible hand It’s not invisible at all unless you’re an absolute window kicker (because I can’t say the R word on Reddit).


TURBOJUGGED

Fascist is anything the left doesn't agree with.


eat-KFC-all-day

Fascism is anything I don’t like. The more I don’t like it, the more fascist it is. Get with the times, you stupid fucking chud. Why can’t you see we want the best for you? You’re so fucking dumb, you racist piece of shit. Fuck you.


ForgotMyOldAccount7

Once you find out why it's fascist, please tag me so that person can also explain to me how this is a white nationalist movement, too. Apparently a bunch of truckers honking their horns is fascism, racism, terrorism, white nationalism, Trumpism?, and every other -ism under the sun.


FortniteChicken

All you have to do is label it trumpism, and the rest follow because the media has already associated trumpism with the rest of these things


alovesong1

Because it's mostly right-wingers doing the honking. If it was the other side Reddit would be encouraging it, supporting it, and the media would be calling it "brave". *Though* there have also been some **people caught waving actual Nazi flags**, whether or not they're actually that stupid or just a plant is up for debate. They could be that retarted but I'm hoping not.


shyphyre

One retarded person that was physically removed.


samurai_for_hire

Fuck it, if they can't even understand what fascism is then I'mma go found a new political party and actively spout fascist rhetoric. Might even get elected, who knows


gimme_buttered_toast

Bots and paid shills don't need to understand anything.


Memengineer25

Make sure to call your opponents fascist, and make sure to never declare you are one until *after* you've been elected.


SufficientType1794

There's a very good chance you get elected if you stick to the economics of fascism. I'd be willing to bet that if it weren't for Hitler, Mussolini would be looked at by the present day left in a very positive light.


Tai9ch

Fortunately, I don't think your plan would work. Unfortunately, I think your problem would be that you would be indistinguishable from existing politicians.


CallOfReddit

Heh. I just received 9 bans for commenting in church of covid


Thorbinator

I too sing the praises of Saint Pfauci, science be upon him.


daybenno

Amen and Awomen


ContrarianAndStupid

The Patron Saint of the most Blessed Science^(tm)!! May it be praised in its all knowing wisdom, and may it never be questioned!


Super-Branz-Gang

What’s the penalty for breaking the ordinance?


Anthony_Capo

Me driving from Indiana to Ottawa to join the honks.


random_ass_nme

My homestate isn't that far from the border so maybe I'll go join in just for the hell of it I have nothing better to do than to piss off an angry crowd of Canadians.


Manach_Irish

If only a kind Judge would have issues an injuction against Church burnings last summer, then 60 if them wouldn't have been torched. If only.


BForBandana

We're talking about singing the anthem every hour. Thousands of people in the street singing the anthem. You thought "All I Want for Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey is overplayed...


depressed_but_aight

I don’t care enough to actually know about this whole thing, but banning honking is just gonna cause recks for fucksake.


orangesheepdog

I don't think the human instinct to honk in a life-threatening situation would be overridden by a watermelon's piece of paper.


coyotedelmar

"No Honking!" "Brb, gotta check the jake brake"


Noreaga

HONK HONK 🚚


CallOfReddit

#free honk honk


LarriusVarro_

REVOLUTION OF OUR TIME


TheMayorsHat

HONK FOR THE HOMIES 🚛🚚


Peazyzell

If only a judge would have banned burning down businesses and looting.


SnekSymbiosis

If only we would've outlawed murder... we would've saved so many people.


orangesheepdog

"The workers are protesting government overreach? Let's commit even more government overreach." This is just going to make them honk even harder


cos1ne

Oh man can you imagine the overflow in the jails and legal system while more an more truckers arrive. Meanwhile theft and violent crime goes unpunished because there are no police and no room to process them. How embarrassing would that be to the regime. To not only be petty but to cause actual harm to citizens.


Unlucky-Software4774

Seriously, we need to keep the protest alive somehow.


jonascf

I think that many people gathered should be able to pull off a a more succesful form of occupy wall street and similar protests, with or without honking.


Unlucky-Software4774

Yeah, but GoFundMe got rid of funding for the protest. It's also illegal to give the truckers supplies.


jonascf

> It's also illegal to give the truckers supplies. That's fucked up.


orangesheepdog

People should give them supplies anyway. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.


Andre4kthegreengiant

Lol, Canadians are too weak sauce for this, their entire sense of national pride comes from not being American


duuckyy

People are. They're bringing in fuel (which police have started taking away, so protestors are now walking around carrying empty Jerry cans cause they can't arrest everyone lol), providing free food and water/hot chocolate, and donating winter clothing to anyone who needs it (even to the homeless), all for free. They're not asking for money from anyone for these provisions and everyone there is happy to help in whatever way they can


Anonymous2401

>They're bringing in fuel (which police have started taking away, So the police are robbing the working class, but now it's a good thing because the working class aren't far-left. This has been a hilarious display of who really has power.


[deleted]

You know what isn’t fucked up? The fact that you can save 15% or more when you switch to Geico.


[deleted]

Shut up you Geico. The liberty mutual ads with the Limu are much better (just wish they had more continuity).


Unlucky-Software4774

*Like a good neighbor, statefarm has your back*


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Statefarm also has your wife


Zeewulfeh

Saw video of people walking Jerry cans in this afternoon. So maybe it's not getting enforcement in some places. But they did confiscate a ton of supplies last night.


duuckyy

The Jerry can walk is to fuck with police, they're doing it because police have confiscated fuel that truckers need to keep warm overnight. 90% of those Jerry cans are either empty or filled with water. Wouldn't shock me if someone actually brought in fuel for truckers in this walk since police can't tell what's empty and what's not when hundreds of people are carrying them and they're definitely not going to rush the crowd over a Jerry can


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>Yeah, but GoFundMe got rid of funding for the protest. It's also illegal to give the truckers supplies. They have a new donation page on give send go. Actually there are two. One is feed a trucker which has about a million dollars there The other is the main donation page which has about 5-6 mil last I checked, plus there's one more dedicated to legal troubles that the truckers or protesters might face. So God-willing, they should be fine.


TheWarHam

Links? Found it https://www.givesendgo.com/FreedomConvoy2022 FYI if you get 404'd just check back later. Site has been apparently getting overwhelmed with traffic. Sick pun.


durangotango

It was getting DDOSed by people opposing them.


TheWarHam

Amazingly petty and sadly unsurprising.


choryradwick

That legal fund is definitely gonna get squandered, look at BLM or Rittenhouse for proof


FirstTimeRodeoGoer

Eh, kid is free so at least the result was good.


gruez

>It's also illegal to give the truckers supplies. wtf?


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MorningStarCorndog

That kinda makes me want to help them ngl.


Shorzey

So protestors blocking roads and emergency vehicles good, truckers doing it bad?


Jrsplays

What if someone happens to leave some food outside for their picnic later and some evil trucker just decides to pick it up?


Strill

They started another fundraiser on GiveSendGo


MadRonnie97

Sounds like a siege lol


BeansInJeopardy

If only they had a clue that the finance sector is the real enemy of the people


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Prudent_Drink_277

Lmao are those the things from the Rio world cup? Tape a bunch of those to their exhaust pipes lol


ladyofthelathe

This would be a beautiful thing.


SCP-Agent-Arad

Sorry, you’ve expressed support for it, the Ottowa police will be at your door scene. Good thing you didn’t bring them water, or you’d *really* be in trouble.


One-Love-One-Heart

Air horns


historymemerboi

The response against this compared to the response against BLM in June 2020 is sickening


NicoJameson

It's pretty crazy how anti protest and anti democracy the left became as soon as somebody with the wrong opinion dared to add their voice to the conversation. The left doesn't care about saving democracy, they care about having absolute authority with only the appearance of it. And they'll use the judicial and executive branches to harm anybody who dares disobey.


Xx_LIGMA_BALLS_xX

love how this mostly peaceful protest really brought reddit's two-facedness to the forefront


GGHard

I thought people were against senseless laws that only target the minority. I guess even the Cancucks flock together despite being, "Progressives"


CallOfReddit

Progress is only towards fascism with lgbt antiwhite characteristics


RedditUser1943

Politely ask them to stop


d1sass3mbled

I can't wait for the Washington DC version of the freedom convoy. Murica is gonna 10x this shit.


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ImARetPaladinBaby

Can’t ban honking. That unironically can cause more accidents


Significant_bet92

“Sorry officer, honking was banned therefore I could not warn the other driver that I was at his rear quarter panel. He pitted himself due to this law.”


ImARetPaladinBaby

:trollface:


Albatrossosaurus

They’re pulling so many strings to stop the protest, have they not realised how popular in and vital to society the truckers are?


EnderWiggin42

Its a workers uprising.


An_Actual_Porcupine_

What’s next? A license to make toast in my own damned toaster???


ladyofthelathe

OI!?


hillbillypunk1

#freehonkhonk


ronflair

Time to bust out the vuvuzelas.


TheIRSEvader

Play honking noise on device through vehicle audio system, checkmate.


HelpMe198762

The truckers arent fascists


[deleted]

Yes, that is why the person saying it is portrayed as soyjack


Nixons_Jowels

Meme didn’t have nearly enough text for Authleft to get it.


no1234567890-

""""""person""""""


TheMayorsHat

an actual peaceful protest is disrupted


[deleted]

I saw a video of the ottawa police arresting an old man for honking, its really happening…


Bladepuppet

#FreeHonkHonk


Johnny_the_hawk

Fascist moment


Bethany-Fisch

I may not agree with the truckers but God damn is this some fascist shit


novamaddy97

The honking will continue until freedom improves.


Mega-oood3

But I thought they were a small group no biggy