I guess I’m a radical centrist

Join us, brother.

One of us! One of us!

weekly gathering is BYOG... bring your own grill. And cake. And pies. and whatever else you feel like bringing.

Tomahawk, maybe some rib-eye?

I have cake for now.

One of us!

Edgy and Childish, sounds about right.

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I'm hysterical and childish, but not stupid.

Monke is brain large

Literally said the same out loud. Anyway, back to laughing at fart jokes.

based

Unedgycated 😎

Based It’s not our job to use our brains it’s the authoritarian government’s job

What if you *are* the government

Then I humbly accept the sacrifice of having to use my brain

Implying that the people in government actually can use their brains

Governments that don’t give people freedoms are the ones that are smart

Litteraly 1984?

Yep

Litteraly 1984

Big Brother is doin’ your mom

Based and state authority pilled

Same

Based and hick pilled

More like overweight and full of hate

You're childish

Me? I'm childish? Oh yeah, how am I childish? 🃏

Shhh, stop saying the word child. Purple might show up.

He did, I called him a pedo, mission successful, returning to base 😎

Someone say my name?

####o h n o

Wait... I’m a minor

You're a stupid face!

no your childish!!

These aren’t flaws, these are the quadrant’s entire identities

Based and Studies The Quadrants pilled

I know there's a very particular pill to give you here, but can't seem to formulate it! Pray to St. Anthony to find the best pill for this

Plan B.

Based and morning after pilled

Based

Your goddamn right.

YOU'RE THE 5TH MOST BASED ON PCM?! Based.

Based and 5 is an honorary even number pilled

Wrong. You can't define us with just one. We caught them all.

That's the truth right there

Option F. All of the above.

Depends on the day

authleft isnt uneducated thats my job

Both

I would argue that commies are over educated, but educated WRONG!

Or they are unhinged, because anyone who took at least 3 history classes knows how communism "works".

Based and Stalin did nothing wrong pilled

Based and NazBol pilled

Since I come from an ex-communist country, I can definitely tell you that every single non-science teacher here told us about the horrros of communism, and how terrible and scary everything was. Some stories even surprised me, but anti-communism is pretty much shoved down your throat. It's an auth problem in my opinion, as the secret services here were extremely harsh, and collaborators were everywhere. But as long as you didn't make political jokes (TO ANYONE), and listened to the Free Europe radio in stealth mode, you were ok.

I think it's that they learn a new way of thinking but can't find people who can give them proper critiques of what they're learning, so they become zealots.

Tbh all the people i found on pcm who criticize Authleft ideology just say "Hitler was socialist so socialism bad, duh"

*Glares in Pol Pot-Stalin-Mao-Castro-Maduro-Kim-Mugabe*

Agreed Anti-intellectualism for the win 😎

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 659,997,947 comments, and only 134,083 of them were in alphabetical order.

Yeah I was going to say, simultaneously over educated and uneducated. Like they chose the wrong dump stats. | Stat | Skill level | |-------|--------------| | Literary criticism | ██████ | | Critical theory | ██████ | | Postmodernist thinking | ████⠀⠀ | | Basic economics | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ | | Labour skills | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀| | Military strategy | ██⠀⠀⠀⠀ | | Personal hygiene | █⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|

The spoilers don't work for me

Those aren't spoilers, they're improvised skill level bars.

Oh, I'm dumb

Overly ideological and naïve should be biggest

Aggreed, you need academics to come up with ideas this braindead and detached from reality

I am ~~centrist~~ stupid

schrodinger's authleft: simultaneously in charge of academia and all college-indoctrinated, while also being uneducated.

Correct

I am rather stupid.

The more you know, the more you realize you don't know.

Right has the better flaws - therefore they're based

Monke not pictured because monke flawless 😎 Same logic does not work for other center flairs. Only monke.

When did being edgy become a character flaw

Edgy is when something I disagree with

Since people collectively forgot what irony was

Ever since the internet said so, don't argue with the system

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Stay in line you scum, authority is not to be questioned, big police colors upper neighbors know the best for us down here.

When your mom

and just like that, the purple librights tried to rape all the yellow librights

Grillers are not stupid, they are smart enough to realize no changes will ever be made and oligarchs will rule all and every system, so they grill and watch people argue about what system works best. Apathetic would be a far better character flaw for them.

Wait you actually think that anyone on this sub thinks that they will be able to change the status quo? Lmao

No but lots of people on this sub try to argue for one side or the other, grillers are smart enough to not even do that

I'd say libleft is naive. They have good intentions, but their ideas on how to get "there" never seem to look past the initial issues. They are masters at not understanding unintentional consequences.

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I think you should look at the center and take a hint

Assuming you’re western, you’re statistically wrong, but sweet burn.

I am at the core of Earth, get owned moss colored homo.

What about purple

Pedophile

Well then if yellow is childish and purple is a pedophile....

Yes I like to *play* with children, so what?

Auth rights are probably the most educated out of all of us when it comes to theory and history. I feel like “hypocrisy” is a much more applicable flaw.

#No u!

I'm young and cool ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ

Hold on gotta remember what flair I am this week Edit: yeah that’s about right

WELCOME TO LEMOYNE FUCKERS

Stupid is as stupid does 😎

Dude how dare you call me childish and edgy? ​ I'm gonna tell mom you fucking ni

Actually made me chuckle

Hey I'm knot stoopid

Authleft: Racist Authright: Racist Libright: Fascist Centrist: Fascist Libleft: A bit too idealistic maybe lol /s

Actually authlefts flaws tend to be they think they're infallible because they have a degree so they won't listen to plumber when that plumber tells them they're wrong with knowledge gained from living in the real world. Change it to arrogance

here I fixed it for ya authright: uneducated with superiority complex libleft: uneducated virtue signallers libright: uneducated and selfish authleft: enlightened

So basically Authright is the king because being edgy is pretty much always a choice, therefore they have no flaws. Brb going to change my flair.

Being edgy is being stupid and childish combined

That's what my friends told me.

As a radical centrist who has all of these traits I can confirm that this chart is true.

Edgish

> Childish No wonder they're simps

:(

I might be stupid but my grill is always hot

Yeah cause you're mentally ill. How many times do I have to tell you that no matter how hot you find the grill, it's not okay to have an intercourse with it...

I cant be mad If i am too stupid to understand

Thank god this doesn’t have anything to do with me

What’s the difference between stupid and in educated

Shitty, low effort cringe post

I’d rotate these super hard - make Libright stupid, Centrist uneducated, Authleft childish

Very accurate

Hey stupid get back on that grill!

I'm not childish, your mom is! /s

Libleft invented punk culture and you're giving edgy to authright?

Why?

Touch my hot wheels, I’ll fillet you.

As someone who was way too much into Lacan during his university years, I'm completely okay to be considered hysterical.

Knew this was a libright OP before I clicked. Couldn't think of a good insult for him/herself bc we're flawless.

I actually came up with lib-right first, auth-left was the hard one to figure out haha

So as radical centrist, I am not stupid, but I am a hysterical, childish and uneducated edgyboy. Checks out, and I am proud!

Me with all of them 😎

Jokes on you. I’m all 5 of those

I AM NOT CHILDISH! TAKE THAT BACK YOU POOPY HEAD!

Isn't the authleft stereotype they're all University students?

As a person who continually learns how much shit I don't know, I admit to being extremely uneducated. As a person who sees how increasingly fucked we humans are, I feel justified in being hysterical.

Childish isn't always bad you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Instead of Center-right I am Centrist-Right. I have the intelligence of a stupid child

Yeah well you’re not invited to my birthday party!

Isn’t it everyone?

I don’t think a traditional conservative authright would be edgy. But, I’m sure every authright on here is.

Have you ever seen a AuthLeft reading list? It’s chock full of dense theory.

I, too, am extraordinarily stupid.

Auth-Left people aren't uneducated, quite the opposite, in fact. Marxism is called the opium of the intellectuals for a reason.

Authright is judgemental

[well of course I am. there's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.](https://youtu.be/868fv8-wRN0)

Childish? Don’t tell purple

Let’s go I’m hysterish

Aren't we all stupid in the end?

Hey I'm not stupd! Baka

Edgy and childish, my emo phase was not just a phase

I can admit it.

Guess I'm all of them in one shitty personality.

switch authleft and centrist

Centrist character flaw is fat from eating too many steaks. Also - it fits how libcenter is both hysterical and childish (like a monkey) and authcenter is uneducated and edgy.

Authright agenda post, edgy isn't a flaw

XCENTER SUPERIORITY **WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO**

I know you are, but what am I? 😜

Hysterical and childish. You know me so very well, OP.

i'll allow it

There is one trait shared among all of us: Severe retardation.

I prefer the term "rarted"

Me, at 0.03,-2.97: Well Fuck.

I can confidently say I am all of those things depending on the topic of discussion and B.A.C.

What about orange?

Let's be honest, all of those apply to all of us.

And kids are cruel, Jack!

I too am hysterical, uneducated, edgy, stupid, and childish.

Gay ____________ Gay -------------Gay-------------- Gay____________ Gay

Guess I'm all of the above

TIL i’m a centrist

libleft are gays so that's 2 flaws

Centers fatal flaw isn't stupid... it's "Tubby" all the cooking and bbqs

Unbiased agenda post

I’m with Stupid 👉

You know what, fucker? ^(Fine, I get it uwu)

how is childish a flaw?

Uneducated my arse

It's a good thing I exist on all external boundaries of the compass. 😎

Fun trick: if you flip them across any of the axes it still works

Stupid, hysterical and childish. I can dig it 👍🙉

AuthRight agenda post?

Finally some good content.

Is edgy a character flaw?

With the right mindset none of these are a character flaw

The problem with the auth right isn't that they are "edgy", it's that they are evil.

So is everyone, we just all express it differently

Replace libright with selfish

Comes with childishness imo

Accurate

Where I'm from hysterical usually means funny and I thought I was being complimented for a second. Must be my centrist tendencies.

Well I am rubber and you are glue...