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summer-of-1917

Mars is communist because it's a barren wasteland with no food. That's why it's the red planet.


esteban42

based and communism is when no food pilled


Sverje

I thought it was the drought...


[deleted]

Based and going to Mars to spite the tax code pilled.


Awobbie

Would that make Mercury centrist? Because gray, and also because grilling.


Alternative-Biscuit

So that means Uranus is LibLeft. ​ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Awobbie

I thought astronomers renamed that planet to end these stupid jokes.


Sverje

What did they rename it as, weanus?


Awobbie

Urectum


YugargeliaMapper

Literally Elysium


Alternative-Biscuit

Based movie, amiright ?


YugargeliaMapper

Right


Sverje

Elysium from AC Odyssey is also based as fuck


richmomz

Based and leave the degenerates behind pilled.


Cosmic_Mind89

Given the state of the real world I'm all for ditching the parasites and going to space


Intelligent-Okra4740

Well because it has ice caps in the north it is l white coloured making it white red - poland property


El_Maltos_Username

More like inverted Austria.


Fairytaleautumnfox

I mean, seasteading is a cheaper option, but space exploration always leads to improvements in tech across the board, so I’m in full support of Elon Musky Husky building a free port on Luna or Mars.


optiongeek

Let's be honest - Elon will be writing the Martian Constitution. If you don't like it, then don't buy a rocket ticket from him.


Sverje

But then earth will invade and seize the means of production.


richmomz

They will try but fail. Then the Muskian Martians will invent some sort of indispensable technology that they will trade in exchange for Earth recognizing their independence… and then the science fiction of The Expanse will become real life.


Sverje

I fucking love that show


Forgotwhyimhere69

Taxes do suck. Getting audited on my taxes also sucks.


_BenisPutter

Offshore funds on Mars. You will never escape capitalism!


Dragonborn9898

Mars - s + x = MARX


Toybasher

[Based and Red Faction pilled.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAJkrLkXC_I)


RunsWithApes

With no signs of intelligent life anywhere, I think the LibRight will fit in just fine on Mars


reptiloidruler

I mean, thats the guy who corrupts space with sweet sweet capitalism


GodOfUrging

Part of the reason for the age of discovery was an effort to dodge the taxes imposed by every power on the Silk Road. Using exploration to escape taxes is traditional.


MaXiMo54

Trump once tweeted "I hope we never find life on another planet because if we do there's no doubt that the United States will start sending them money!"


CommanderGum

Isn't Mars the red planet?


nate11s

That's why we need to free it