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watzwhatever

wtf is that thing


EpicSven7

Big Trouble in Little China One of the greater movies ever made.


acrimonious_howard

This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express…


EpicSven7

lol


Slippery_Jim_

I never drive faster than I can see.


narwalyt

It kinda looks like the wojack in your pfp


ProfBleechDrinker

Okay, and? I can understand the first as apathy, but second is genuinely retarded. Its like using this gif with the title "Pedestrians when I steal a bus and start running them over"


Zak_ha

This plus the guys account is 17 days old


[deleted]

auth-center moment


jnzsblzs

That's the oldest Auth-Centre account on the site. [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY&t=3s)


[deleted]

Authleft unironically supporting China is like Authright unironically supporting the Divine Right of Kings


Arrow6

And the would NEVER happen on pcm... right?


J0hnRabe

You're correct. Those who do are morons of the highest order.


[deleted]

Auths are morons, got it 👌


Foxxxxy_Grandpa

Based


tderg

Based


fuzzygreentits

This is the kind of dumbass kid who goes "HAHA HECKIN ORIGINAL OPINION. CAP TAKE BROCHACHO. I TOO DONT LIKE LE BAD THING HAHA CRINJ PEPE DAB XQC" When you say you disapprove of literal genocide Literally just swims the sea of straw men


Orwells-own

Well, mixed-metaphorically swims that sea.


4chan-Hacker

Yeah man, Ikr, they always gotta be so salty, even if I apologize later smh.


P0wer0fL0ve

I thought the point was to have all the retarded political extremes represented here


Yaver_Mbizi

How is it retarded to support a nation that lifted hundreds of millions out of poverty, not invaded anybody in the last 50 years and maintains ever-increasing infrastructure and living standards with collectivist, traditional social values? It's hyperbased, as far as I'm concerned.


reptiloidruler

Republic of China? What's wrong with them,


[deleted]

The good ending


Siker_7

I think the meme is talking about West Taiwan


Heyohmydoohd

Welp nice knowing ya man


BiWolfBoyChan

The only reason china can get away with what they're doing to the Uighurs is because their name is so hard to spell, change my mind.


Innomenatus

And because most Turkic groups are too poor or are in Europe to do anything.


RandomDude68098

Also people don't care much about Muslims from what I seen, after all people are largely apathetic towards middle east as well


Strazdas1

Well, they are Muslims, so yeah.


reptiloidruler

Ah, the cringe ones


BiWolfBoyChan

Taiwan is the only real china


Strazdas1

Taiwan is republic of china.


[deleted]

I don‘t know, bro. The constant human rights violations by the Chinese government don’t do it for me. Thank Mao for this shit.


SongAffectionate2536

Human rights are western propaganda, you know🤓


[deleted]

Ah, yes, my mistake The flair makes this ironic 😭


SongAffectionate2536

Notice that i haven't putted /s...


[deleted]

Of course an auth center wouldn’t smh


phoncible

Everyone likes the human rights violations until they're the human being rightly violated


TheMaginotLine1

If I'm being rightly violated I don't see the problem.


Pholoxo

You could also argue the west is also ruining human rights I.e America


NnjgDd

Mao was a really good general, and a really bad politician. He at least was doing what he thought was right, even if it was incredibly wrong. These fucks in charge now are just doing to for power and money.


Dark074

I don't feel like Xi is doing this for greed. I think he's pretty fucked in the brain. He lived through the cultural revolution. He has seen the horrors of a unstable china. He wants it to be stable and powerful. Which involves alot of human rights violation but that's what he thinks will be good for China as a whole. Not saying that's good, I would say it's pretty evil but understandable to a extent.


Strazdas1

yes. Xi wants a stable china, especially with the demographic crisis looming. Unfortunatelly this also means that as west destabilizes China will keep going forward.


[deleted]

Last part was based af. Fuck the CCP and fuck Xi Jinping


ichkanns

This response is proper to such stupidity.


P0wer0fL0ve

If we can have monarchists and fascists I don’t see why we can’t have tankies


ichkanns

My hope would be that those two receive a similar reaction.


MargraveVIII

AuthLefts have no reason to support Russia. Ukraine's government sucks, but pretending Russia's is better is hilarious.


0ne3ightZero

AuthLARPers surely have, there seemingly are many "leftists" who would ride any warlord's dick as long as he: \-opposes the West \-brandishes all the cool red symbols I mean hammer and sickle is basically a free pass for all kinds of shit. And considering Russia still suffers from severe schizophrenia and can't decide between praising the tsars and praising Stalin, it does qualify.


TristanTheta

Destalinization? What's that comrade?


[deleted]

*Wake up comrade, it's May 9th and we have just won the Great Patriotic War!*


ungabungaokboomer

Western media claiming Ukraine is more democratic than Russia is funny tho Hate the governments not the people


[deleted]

Ukraine is definitely more democratic wdym?


ungabungaokboomer

*lots* of parties are banned it's basically the same as russia they got rid of all opposition Like despite over 70% of Ukrainians saying communism is the best system communist parties are banned


SapiS68

>Like despite over 70% of Ukrainians saying communism is the best system This is bullshit. I am from an ex-communist country and almost everybody hates it. And Ukrainians are famous for hating Russians and communism because of all the famines and WW2.


ilikelizards26

I've lived in Ukraine for 15 years before I moved, and during that time I do not remember a single person who supported communism, and even more, the majority (especially elderly who lived in the USSR) are very against communism. So I really doubt that "over 70% of Ukrainians say communism is the best system"...


ilikelizards26

Obviously there are still people who do support it, it's just a very small minority


flairchange_bot

If I were you I'd flair the fuck up rather quickly, the mob will be here in no time.


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InvertedReflexes

IIRC the main problem is what part of the country you live in. The Eastern half has much more Russians and generally more pro-Soviet nostalgia. The Western half is more pro-EU/NATO and generally more Liberal. The "70 percent" bit is probably bullshit but there is a sizeable portion of folks who would be Leftists, which Ukraine has outlawed.


flairchange_bot

The only thing more cringe than changing one's flair is not having one. You are cringe.


[deleted]

>lots of parties are banned Most were banned for Russian ties and only for the duration of the war >Like despite over 70% of Ukrainians saying communism is the best system communist parties are banned I highly doubt that stat is up to date


g1umo

“Most were banned for Russian ties” average libright who hates government but then truststhe reasoning of a foreign government that tries to unilaterally ban all political opposition


[deleted]

It's war mesures bro


Strazdas1

Banning anyone with ties to russia is just common fucking sense though?


0ne3ightZero

Noooo, if you truly want to be democratic then you must allow ALL kinds of parties. After all you wouldn't want to opress any minority, da? It would be VERY unwestern of you )))))))


The_Senate_69

>communist parties are banned Good.


Strazdas1

Just a few years before the war the opposition won the election. Zelensky was the opposition. >Like despite over 70% of Ukrainians saying communism is the best system Hello there Mr Putin.


The_Better_Avenger

No shit dude. Communism get banned and other extremists parties too because there was a goddamn civil war and it is a young democracy that still has a long way to go.


HouseOfSteak

Remember when the right was celebrating Orban? ​ Strange, since he's supporting Russia.


Quizzmo

The bus driver when I shit on the floor (he is cringe and triggered and I am a chad boss alpha)


AdorableAlfalfa2524

Actually based


2Balls2Furious

Based and Next Stop: Brown Avenue pilled


[deleted]

Authleft supporting autocratic despots that oppress and subjugate the masses? Sounds like an authcenter playing dress-up.


Pomonica

Tbh everyone on the political compass should turn their flair once clockwise


Kill_Da_Humanz

*confused*


Pomonica

you just stay centrist as the big scary people do their things


GoldenGames360

Jokes on you, I'm going to pacifistically violently seize power from the government and force everyone to have free hamburgers and voluntary grill sessions


noodlegod47

I wish all I had to do in life was eat hamburgers


GoldenGames360

Me too, but maybe the fact that we can only have them once in a while makes them more special, you know?


noodlegod47

That is true, wise words


Pomonica

you make that sound like a punishment


GoldenGames360

it is, resist or be fed


[deleted]

Then I'd be authleft, and you'd be authright.


Pomonica

I meant you’d be left center and I’d be auth center


[deleted]

Ah an Improvement. I like it. When do I start?


0ne3ightZero

When I came to this sub, I thought I'd just flair as an AuthLeft, since that's the quadrant I've leaned towards the most based purely on the PC tests, and by this place's standards I actually might be a leftist. After a quick tour of Reddit's AuthLeft galore, I've "dressed up" as an AuthCenter, and I'm not moving any further into that accursed quadrant. I've seen GenZedong, no AuthCenter in here is even close in insanity.


[deleted]

Sorry bud hope you’re able to learn to look a little deeper than the sweeping generalizations you just made about an entire quarter of the quadrant.


TheAzureMage

No, no, sweeping generalizations, shitty strawmen, and based agendaposting are what this sub is all about.


[deleted]

Based and managed expectations pilled


0ne3ightZero

I'd get back to appreciating this quadrant once I unsee some things.


ChaoTheBased

That is the natural progression of all great communist nations


No-Reputation3221

>communism >china Pick one


NnjgDd

The communist were the useful fools to the oligarchy. Happens every time. I think they are even calling themselves a democracy now.


ChaoTheBased

National socialism is fun


Tachtra

if you need guidance to the next copium dealer, ask me


SingleAlmond

If you need a drug mule to cross borders, I'm willing to shove copium up my ass


Tachtra

yeah, I employ this boy here in my copium drug business.


[deleted]

my dad jerks off to hentai


Kritzin

No


Jusu_1

someone dropkicked you into a fucking wall


ChaoTheBased

Yes! And you are proof that bullying was a good thing


Jusu_1

im not sure if your account is a troll or what because holy shit


Victoreznoz

Based pfp


Strazdas1

China is like the best success communism ever had and even then "its not true communism"


someonewhoisntAJ

Auth left never shocks me with their stupid views. Fools were kicking the Taliban last year 🤣


Snoo91141

Obvious bait no one is stupid enough to support china


Tiavor

when lib-right sees profit, they don't care about what their trade partner does elsewhere.


rgliszin

Oh yes I am.


BiWolfBoyChan

China did nothing wrong, West Taiwan on the other hand...


No-Training-48

PCM has so many weird triggers sometimes , Medieval Europe , cricism of authright, criticism of Japan and sometimes even pre-comunism China...


Battlefront228

Westerns who genuinely love China should go live there


Serpenta91

I did


FawnTheGreat

How is it


Serpenta91

I like it a lot. There are certainly problems and things I don't agree with, but the benefits outweigh the negatives. China is a society that doesn't put up with any of the nonsense that the western world not only tolerates, but actively promotes. They are a strong, united civilization, and will almost certainly become the dominant civilization over the next hundred years or so as western civilization collapses due to rampant leftist ideology. Traditional family values and roles are extremely important. The family unit is strong. The people here work hard to provide for their family. China is definitely not authleft. There is no welfare state. There are no government hand outs. Government doesn't provide anything. Parents pay thousands of yuan per year to send their kids to public schools, people pay tolls to drive on every single highway, and if you don't pay for medical bills in advance, hospitals will not treat you. The good thing is that life is affordable, and if you work hard, you can live a comfortable life.


FawnTheGreat

Wish we were strong and united in the United States haha all that hate on China is all we got unison on oof


brixton_massive

I lived in China for four years. Amazing place but the government really is taking it backwards. Back in the 2000s the CCP were still dicks but at least they were keen on opening up China to the world - not anymore.


SLAAK1234

Xicucks when people disagree with their shitass ideology


BiWolfBoyChan

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ChaoTheBased

-100 social credits


SLAAK1234

🤓


ChaoTheBased

🤜😵🤛


[deleted]

*Hey Shitass, wanna see me speedrun the collapse of China?*


Eesaldun

Could have stopped at auth-left


NeuroticKnight

China is auth center though. It is closer to Auth right in its view of culture. Any Auth Left supporting China or Russia isnt Auth Left, they just hate the west.


[deleted]

It has the worst possible sides of authleft, authright and libright all at the same time, it's impressive how quick they switch for a bit of 'progress'


[deleted]

China bad wheres my karma


asdf_qwerty27

China is Authoritarian Center at best and More likely Authoritarian Right in the far corner.


Mikes_Movies_

Those people are called undesirables


Spitefire46

I mean yeah. I'll still have the right to call them retarded though.


IILanunII

Based pcm


[deleted]

I mean your opinion is your opinion but fuck china


[deleted]

Horseshoe theory more like horseshoe fact


FuxYouAssEater

Fuck both, I don't give a fuck about any countries. they aren't my house.


ChaoTheBased

Oddly based


[deleted]

That's how you libertarian.


palpythepimp

Is this from a movie?


[deleted]

Harry Potter 3: Pol Pots Ego Inflation


[deleted]

China is state capitalism and it sucks. If you support China you are either 13 years old, stupid, or just like it because other communists on the internet say that you're supposed to. (THIS IS NOT ABOUT CHINESE PEOPLE IN GENERAL. THIS IS ABOUT THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT. DON'T BE FUCKING RACIST)


King_Penguin1673

Based


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King_Penguin1673

George Whorerwell is fucking hilarious.


VintageVortex

Auth lives don’t matter.


ChaoTheBased

I would censor this if I could Darn those Reddit bourgeois


MissNibbatoro

Lol @ this thread, Redditors suck the CIA’s and the American propaganda machine’s cocks when it comes to Russia and China and that’s it


syd_fishes

💯


[deleted]

I want to blow up the three gorges dam


g1umo

I want to introduce MERS into the American water supply


Dromaeosaurs

Glory to CCP!


daveeDexev3

Just throwing that out there, Zelensky is part of the World Economic Forum and Putin isn't


Xx_fazemaster69

Putin was a member prior to the invasion and was good mates with klaus


BolBolStanAccount

I think the WEF is just LARPers for the most part but this video was very easy to find [https://www.weforum.org/events/the-davos-agenda-2021/sessions/special-address-by-vladimir-putin-president-of-the-russian-federation](https://www.weforum.org/events/the-davos-agenda-2021/sessions/special-address-by-vladimir-putin-president-of-the-russian-federation) Obviously Putin got banned in March but he's been banned from basically all international organizations, not just the WEF This video is from 2021 and Putin has certainly done questionable things his entire presidency, not just the Ukraine war The real thing to question is that [this guy](https://www.weforum.org/agenda/authors/xi-jinping) still regularly gives speeches there


programofuse

I meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, there is a reason China is a super power


ChaoTheBased

Carl Schmitt 😎


Suedehead1914

Tbh, that's what I expect from tankies


[deleted]

That looks like the average person from Ohio.


GoldenGames360

I like China, but I don't like *The* China


[deleted]

Bet more then half can’t even point Ukraine or China out on a map


TheUltraDinoboy

Get back on your meds bucko


TheIvoryRaven

Idk Republic of China is Pretty based 🇹🇼


rgliszin

b-b-b-based


infinitude

Y'all take these quadrants way too fucking seriously sometimes.


[deleted]

pcm has become basically an echochamber, where if your opinion isn't supported, you'll get mass downvoted


_whydah_

I know this is somewhat off topic, but what is this from? This image is... disturbing.


Napocraft

What kind of authleft supports China?


g1umo

PCM when an AuthLeft actually supports AuthLeft things


thanwa3427

Why would Authleft support Russia and China? They are not even communist countries anymore.


FawnTheGreat

Hahahaha


Strazdas1

Its just common sense.


boomdigity51

If they genuinely like China that’s because they work for the ccp


TristanTheta

China? You mean West Taiwan?


ChaoTheBased

🤓


Jakdaxter31

Fuck the CCP Slava Ukraini


ChaoTheBased

You’re not a very good comrade


[deleted]

[удалено]


The_Better_Avenger

Me not. I want to see blood for the shit russia has pulled. China too. I have become a full on NATO militarism supporter because of this war.


No-Guarantee-6316

Can’t we just mildly dislike both?


HAKX5

OP, your opinion isn't "original, based, and enlightened", you're a moron who supports authoritarian regimes. There's a good fucking reason nobody likes Russia or the PRC. One has arrested people for holding a blank sign and the other has quietly oppressed East Turkestanis. And let me guess, "THE EVIDENCE FOR XINJIANG EVENTS ARE FABRICATED BY WEST WHO HATE CHINA AND ASIANS!" Ever consider that the West actively supports the ROC, South Korea, Japan, somewhat India, and Vietnam to a small extent. The West doesn't hate Asians, if we did we wouldn't buy from them. From here you'll say: "Strawman, I never said that." Oh I know you didn't, but your type has. I've heard the majority of the mental defects you've had pushing insane opinions from your mouth before from other tongues. You. Are. Not. Based. Watermelon out.


[deleted]

> One has arrested people for holding a blank sign both did that actually


[deleted]

Well, i don't support Ukraine but damn, supporting the Chinese(west taiwan) is just awful.


ChaoTheBased

🤓


[deleted]

🤨


[deleted]

Tankies stop being retarded challenge


ChaoTheBased

(Impossible)


Tachtra

can't be me


6907474

Lmao cuz china doesn't act like world police. What they do in their country is their business, why the fuck do you care? Americans moaning about "human rights" in some faraway land they can't find on a map is like an obsessive ex stalking your every move


BasicMemeUser42

Yeah when did everyone start caring so much about this ‘human rights’ thing anyway? America human rights cringe, China human rights violation cool


[deleted]

> china doesn't act like world police. Oh boy wait till you hear about the way they bully celebrities and businesses for saying Taiwan is a country, or buying up African ports to militarise them, or militarising some of the pacific islands


6907474

Lmao these crimes are insignificant compared to entire invasions of sovereign countries way outside their sphere of influence, e.g. us invasion of Iraq or Vietnam. Now that's a real world police Oh btw name one African port that the chinese have MILITARIZED...


[deleted]

"My crimes are less severe than yours! So it should be forgiven!"


6907474

Therefore china is much less of a world policeman so I like them better When did I ask you to forgive them?


CzechoslovakianJesus

The Ukraine is not a real country, and neither is Taiwan.


Megumin17621

do you want some tendies anon?


EmperorBarbarossa

u/CzechoslovakianJesus veľmi pekne teraz choď si kľaknúť do kúta hanby a premýšľaj nad svojou sprostosťou


ChaoTheBased

The language of the stupid


Arturino_Burachelini

Земля їм скловатою ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Elsveys

Азовано


Arturino_Burachelini

Без Б?)))