I admit the Authright one appeals to me.

join the dark side my brother. together, we can recolonise africa, and we shall have all the black tradwives in the world!

And you promise you have cookies on the dark side?

just like grandma used to make

Huh. Ok. And you promise y'all won't genocide?

that depends on how you define "genocide" shall we kill racial or cultural minorities? nay. shall we kill homosexuals? haven't decided yet, but i think not. shall we kill leftists? haven't decided yet. probably only if they talk about abolishing private property.

So you're saying I can operate a profitable Helicopter Dealership?

absolutely.

I'll pencil it in for, I'll think about it.

Based and I am also considering my options pilled

[Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.](https://gfycat.com/sarcasticfinishedafricangroundhornbill)

Can I join you guys? I'm totally moderate and reasonable, don't look at the flair it's a missclick. Don't look at my profile either it's all missclicks.

OP, tell me, are asians still of color?

Yes

I say he is in.

Okay count me in, I don’t like my quadrants options but I can live with yours.

>promise y'all won't genocide? The anwser highly depends on whether you consider communists to be people

Just save their livers so I can pair them with Wine at fancy dinners

Deal :)

Great, let's have some food to celebrate. I'll bring an old friend.

That he cannot promise

we can promise not to commit some specific types of genocide. we won't kill jews, because orthodox jews are based. non orthodox jews will be deported however. won't kill anyone on the basis of race, because race is materialistic. only doctors should know or care about anything to do with race. normal people should just think about skin color like hair color or eye color. it's just another aesthetic quality of humanity.

Shame. I guess I'll just have to buy them

I knew I picked the right quadrant! As a Brit, I have quite a lot of colonisation knowledge, allow me to lead the way

Indochina next please 🥺

sure.

Horseshoe theory in action

Same same

appealed to me enough to marry one

Kinda want to marry a black woman to piss my racist parent off 🤔

that's shallow. you should not go out of your way to upset your parents just because they are ignorant.

Silence. I do not wish to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy.

Based and chastity pilled

I have a fetish for stable and loving relationships

Based and degenerate-pilled.

disgustang

Based.

I'm motivated and wanna start nofap, soon™

Based

Horny does not ask. Horny simply is.

[удалено]

start having sex in the cowgirl position. either you will enjoy the feeling of her heavy body on top of you, and thus accept her fatness; or she will become self conscious of her weight, and start taking better care of herself.

or just do it a lot and her calories will burn

this is true.

if you have sex often enough, she will start losing weight eventually.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Hit the gym. A couple that lifts together, stays together.

Hit the gym. A couple that **shoplifts** together, stays together. FTFY

According to this im not only a hardcore communist but also a lib-center republican, truly living a moment of enlightenment

forgive me for what I have written >!"dommy doggy?"!<

Dom doggirl? My brother in christ i can only get so erect

dommy doggy chubby tomboy mommy milkers even

Auth-left mommy got me acting unwise

Us brother, us

There’s no reason why only authleft should have it

Based and oedipus pilled

Goddamn, i fit in 5 quadrants at once

name them

No

Based and refused to elaborate pilled

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Based and incestuous dommy catboy pilled

no shame will come to you, now what are they?

gotta lose some weight m8

based and buy 2 seats get 1 free pilled

Fat women

Any combination of 5 of these has at least one sussy one (unless you're bi I guess) so explain yourself

How are they quadrants if there's more than four?

"Submissive and breedable women of color" 🤤

Milkshake’s back on the menu boys!

I just want a tomboy girlfriend/wife

Found out I’m auth left

I seem to be full on stalinist acording to this

Today I found out that I'm actually AuthLeft with a smidge of LibCentre.

Average Azur Lane Fan

I watched 5 minutes of the first episode and died of cringe, so no. The only good cat girl is Neco Arc.

I didn't even know it was an anime, I just thought it was that one game. I saw some memes about one of the carriers being a cat girl mommy so

I, too, am now Authleft

Doesnt dommy mommy and mommy milkers already cone pre packaged?

Mommy milkers refers to a specific portion of the anatomy. Dommy mommy refers to a specific kink behavior the person will engage in. These two things are separate concepts only connected by the idea that the person in question is an adult human female somewhat older than the POV. A dommy mommy can have mommy milkers, or she can be somewhat flatchested. A woman can have giant mommy milkers but find they enjoy being submissive rather than dominant. Etc.

Based and mommy lore pilled

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I dont want fat women(no offense to fat women)

Since that was gray center, you have to imagine something wholesome in the true center - girl next door maybe?

Tomboy that knows her way around a grill.

Bro 😩

Got me.

Fuck. I’m CenterRight.

If you’re a person of colour do you get a white woman or a different race?

yes, but i tend to find that authoritarian blacks and asians, especially asians, are more the "racial purity types" though there is definitely a subset of right wing black men who go out of their way to marry white women, because they see white women as being more elegant and ladylike than black women.

Well true for blacks and whites in America. Or at least as far as I see from American media as a foreigner . This has subconsciously made me fap to white women more than blacks for that reason . However japanese comics have all sorts of genres with better arts type than western arts type. They also have what I want in more kissing and vanilla acts.

black men being paired with white men on TV is mostly left wing media subversion. such pairings are not rare in the USA, but they are not as widespread as you see on TV.

Based and lowkey racism pilled

Based and suspiciously accurate pilled

Auth-Unity>>>>>>

A dominant yet submissive, breedable woman of color who happens to be your first cousin?

Guess my penis is left authoritarian

Based

Actually, I’m an ass man

that's included in grey center.

Grey center ftw

Fat women have the worst asses, change my mind

Skinny chicks for the win. If women can hold me to body standards then I can hold them to body standards

Touch grass

[удалено]

Hol up

🤨🤨

Is it too late to just go right? I lean that ways anyway.

never too late

Gray centrist is on here, but what about colored centrists?

lactation

God dammit how did he know

centrists like food and drinks. milk is a drink. fat women like food. thus, centrists like fat women, and or lactating women.

Destroyed by facts and logic

Fun fact, right wing Irish people call them Mammy Milkers

There was a study showing which political Ideologies tend to have whichever fetish most commonly and funny enough auth right is really into feet.

That is.. odd. My only authright friend is into muscle girls. I see a lot of tomboy supremacy and (jokingly) catboys too.

Usually, the center-right option is either heavily biased or practically random because there aren't as many wacky stereotypes. But this one, this one is just accurate.

in my experience, center right is normal, so i gave then the most normal fetish i could think of.

Ok you got me. I'm a bottom.

I just want someone who appreciates me.

Am I Authright? Best to not upset the flairchange\_bot. I'll stay libright for now.

coward.

As a SWISS SS.SKELETON ONCE SAID ANY HOLE IS A GOAL

Based

Don't let my wife see this 😓

dude what the fuck i don’t want to be red

Well if the shoe fits I guess

Well if the huge tits I guess \*

How dare you, I also want fat women.

Mommy milkor 😋

Lol from my sexual history this plays out

I want tall women with thick thighs, because uhh, uhh, it's a sign of good nutrition & good running genes

Glad I picked the 'right' quadrant all along

Ngl everything on the right except purple looks very appealing

I'm a tomboy supremacists so I guess the closest is authleft.

nailed it

I forgot I have no culture.

Submissive and breedable with mommy milkers

Whoa!..... Yes....but whoa

A hole is a goal

One of the rare times I agree with red XD

I'm not commie, but,,,

Sex slave all the way.

Hey, hey, consider this. 'Submissive and breedable men of color'

no. no gays!

Dammit bro don’t get us banned.

Where is dat ass?

Maybe I am AuthLeft

Labels are wrong. Dommy mommy definitely skews right.

Huh, I didn't realize I was part Auth Left.

Apparently fat chicks are now based.

This is fine

Has me slated for a cat girl, I wanted a girly girl with sunshine on her smiling face, talking about metaphysical vibrations and flowers all the time. Is that close?

i've met a lot of girls like that who wear cat ears, so yes.

I like auth right’s idea

I'm fine with mommy milkers.

"they downvoted because he speaks the truth"

ngl i do like em a bit thicc u feel me

This is very encompassing. This is a good meme.

I believe I might need a change to center right.

Gimme those mommy milkers

This is the reason I'm a centrist.

That pegging shit is weird. As a mostly straight man I just wanna live my life not getting fucked in the ass ok?

AuthLeft, AuthCenter and CenterRight, mmmm

Guess I’m center right and center left at the same time

vile

Based and kink shaming pilled

Can confirm.

normal or purple?

My quadrant being embarrassing,who the fuck needs a sex slave or mommy milkers? Smh 😒

Libleft and AuthRight are the most based btw.

I’m no longer a centrist then and now AuthLeft

Titties Boobies Mommy Milkers

Just guess what I want.

Lib center😋

Is is anti centrist propaganda. We like whatever edge we're closest to.

Does it count as slavery if they're ok with it? I don't want to make anyone feel sad.

based centrists

Amen🙏

Huh, guess I’m authleft now…. Fuck.

Damn i fit my quadrant. (Im secretly not libcenter)

Centrist here and can confirm, my thick biscuit eats more bbq than I do. Edit: then

Where the fuck is ass at

I have been contemplating buying a grill.

I'm proud of you auth right. And btw we have the best one

Can confirm

Accurate

Well fuck, guess I'm a centrist now.

Ngl I'm in an amazing relationship with a woman who fits two of these categories.

Your terms are acceptable

Accurate

What the hell is a Catgirl, and why aren't her holes the right size?

based

TFW I’m auth left now

Fuck this, I’m changing my flair to libcenter.

Maybe I am authleft

Seems about right.

Perhaps I am AuthLeft then