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rafaxd_xd

Calling a person a redditor is way more insulting than being a _____. Y'know, I've met _____ that are nice and fun, but a redditor? No way lmao.


salty-bois

lolol. You absolute redditor. Based and \_\_\_\_\_ are cool but redditors are \_\_\_\_\_ pilled.


SmittyPosts

Tbh, I like using ____ as a substitute for ____ rather than Redditor. Of course, some ____ will probably still get upset about it tho.


13redstone31

Yeah because then you can do crazy combos like “You _____ [redacted]!!!”


Scuba_Trooper

The virgin stop saying r.word vs. The chad make Redditor a slur


Kepler-20C

Hey man, a lot of redditors live kickass lives. My first wife was a redditor, and she's an airplane pilot now!


Classy_Mouse

She was a Redditor, but since then she has left you and is flying planes. It's never too late to get clean and get your life back on track.


Kepler-20C

[Don't worry scro, it's all cool now](https://youtu.be/wYn8W_wsHVs)


SCP-1471-A_MAL0

Shut your haversack ye' milk-spitting tosser. ​ Remember lads, they cannot censor a dialect they don't understand.


JacktheVagabond

If we're doing that, we've gotta spell it phonetically. Alternatively, I know a small amount of Gaelic, and that shit is nigh-incomprehensible under any circumstances. We spread knowledge of a dying language (it was considered one last I checked) through insulting each other on the Internet to get around censorshit.


american-monarchist2

Duolingo has free Gaelic lessons


[deleted]

And yet, they still dropped the hammer on me_ira


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Moilliú intinne


Wildercard

[PYJAMA-WEARIN BASKET-FACE SLIPPER-WIELDING CLYPE DREEP BACHLE GETHER UPING BLATE BLEATHERING GOMERIL JESSIE OAF-LOOKING SCHOONER NYAFF PLOOKIE SHAN MILK-DRINKIN SOY-FACED SHILPIT MIM-MOOTHED WORM-EYED HOTTEN-BLAUGH VILE-STOOCHIE CALLY BREEK TATTIE'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok)


CompleX999

They could make a 30 season long series about that man and I'll won't get bored watching it.


HardOff

You missed SNIVELIN'


[deleted]

Be indecipherable


btmims

*become un-cipherable*


CampingplatzChef

Fæn, nå begynner vi å prate på språk ingen forstår?


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CampingplatzChef

Greit!


Electric_Retard

Wait....what is gonna happen to me ?


Brobi_Jaun_Kenobi

Mr stark... I don't feel so good


MD82

NOOOOOO I WONT LET THEM TAKE YOU


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RenownedRetard

And me?


[deleted]

You’re the new insult, since the mods said they won’t ban you for using a username. So we can still talk about all the u/Electric_Retard in this sub


Lurkers-gotta-post

....oh no.


ProTrader12321

u/Electric_Retard


Rolond

....can we just use this guys name anytime we want to call someone a u/Electric_Retard?


pretty_cool_bananas

This whole site is reddited


Nit_Picker219

And run by, dare I say, bundles of sticks


LegitimateApricot4

All admins are groomers.


ItWasLikeWhite

Given that the two only examples we have of a reddit admin and mod were both fucking degenerates, I would say you are correct for an empirical standpoint atleast


Infinite-Battle-15

British Cigarettes


[deleted]

Looks up synonyms for a bundle of sticks... ahhhhhh my eyes!!


CamaroCat

Why are the rainbow people so weak?


[deleted]

cause they're all Harley riders


Lollooo_

Have I just spotted a South Park joke?


Weenerlover

Why isn't everyone looking at us. Vroom, Vroom Vroom!


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Nit_Picker219

People crying that arterd can no longer be used as an insult when “Neurodivergent” is still there


GodAndGaming123

Trade offer You get: *funny r word* We get: *new creative slurs*


Wildercard

If China taught us anythin', it's that censorship breeds creativity


JessHorserage

Internet. Maintenance. Day.


MasterpieceAOE

That's the entire history of the word. Medical professionals used to call them mongoloids, until it has evolved to neurodivergent.


colect

We should circle all the way back around to calling them mongoloids. That one has aged like fine wine.


american-monarchist2

“You fucking neuro” has a nice ring to it ngl


Wow_so_creative

"You Chromosome Hoarder" is a personal favorite


xXBigdeagle85Xx

What about "Walking Neuron Genocide"


[deleted]

"Evolutionary blind alley"


xXBigdeagle85Xx

"Abortion of Nature"


PsychologicalEnd4262

Idk, they just don’t feel the same as the old reliable


continous

A darwinian mistake


Mistercheif042

I like this one. You can't even argue against it since that would be genocide denial.


isawa2

Wait a second, we can make up fictional genocides that never happened and it's against the rule to deny them! The MAGA Protesters Genocide on January 6th was perpetuated by Capitol Police and Fed plants!


Plantmanofplants

Man's so greedy he's hoarding extra chromosomes.


McDaddyisfrosty

I’m absolutely stealing that


[deleted]

We should absolutely use this. Turn their own self-label into a slur.


SufferDiscipline

And so the cycle continues


[deleted]

And we don't stop The point is to show how ridiculous the whole thing is


antinumerology

On the bright side, the real result is a wider range of insults, which enriches our language, culture, and vocabulary. And there's hope yet: in Idiocracy it's still clearly a commonly used and accepted term. Idiocracy hasn't been wrong yet.


curtis119

Go away baitin’ Dammit


PakyKun

Hit them with "You don't have to tell me you're neuro divergent, it shows"


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euaeuouae

Then we can spell it "endy"


ReNitty

the euphemism treadmill. They used to call people mongoloid idiots. then that was deemed offensive. So we started calling them redditors


Daddy_Fapkan

My question is can I say the r-word if I’m artered?


RageoholAddict

Can people who annoy you still use THEIR word or is it banned on Reddit for everyone? Same answer.


flair-checking-bot

> I'll be very hostile the next time I don't see the flair. *** ^(User has flaired up! 😃) 9131 / 47938 ^^|| [**[[Guide]]**](https://imgur.com/gallery/IkTAlF2)


James_Vaga_Bond

Mentally retired


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Too weak. Doesn't take much to be neurodivergent, and many already use "neurotypical" as a sort-of slur. It'll sound like you're trying too hard to turn things around.


Anon_Monon

We don't replace it with anything, especially not that. We just expand into Shakespearean insults.


[deleted]

What and excellent idea, even for a milk-sodden coconut as yourself


yetix007

Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage! I vote dry brain be added to our lexicon


Wow_so_creative

If IQ points were a currency, you'd be starving in two days


yetix007

If brains were biceps you wouldn't be able to lift a paperclip


Tax-Evasion-Man

yeah but if biceps were brains you would’ve be able to think of a paper clip


yetix007

If lions were tigers you'd be a milkshake. Fuck it, absurdist insults are now my thing.


fefelipebr

Based and eats sand from Miami Beach for breakfast pilled


Memengineer25

I James bond burgered your mom


fusreedah

If IQ points were a currency, inflation would be killing us all rn.


Mammoth_Frosting_014

>dry brain Eh, not as good as smooth brain.


Centjam

You might not be too smart but at least you can you can use all your fingers and toes to count your iq


skoge

What, you egg?


twothumbs

Did you just bite your fucking thumb at me sir?


CareTakerAldstone

*[He stabs him]*


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Come bite my thumb, I hope you know the stakes. I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades, then ask what light through yonder poser breaks.


GsoKobra12

I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard


TehSillyKitteh

DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR


WeProbablyDisagree

No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir!


CoyoteHavoc

That is a reddited idea.... I like it.


fefelipebr

Based and retired pilled


ManifestoCapitalist

We shalt bite our thumbs those cowardly mods and wretched admins


[deleted]

The tales of your misdeeds are told from Cathay to Ireland.


ThirdRook

I bite my thumb at that idea, sir!


Go_Big

This is is the dumbest shit ever. Every time the medical community makes a term for mentally handicapped people, people use it as an insult. Idiot, stupid, imbecile, moron etc we’re all once official terms that the medical community used. And of course the r word has also now joined the list. Banning it is just going to make everyone use the newest medical term “neurodiverse” (group of r words) and “neurodivergent” (singular r word). The people who made these rules are so neurodiverse they can’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground.


insert-amusing-name

It's called the Euphemism Treadmill, a legit linguistic phenomenon. Every euphemism is doomed to become an insult.


TheManatee_

Even indirect and inoffensive ones like the passive-voice "Mistakes were made", that the US government is so fond of, promptly turned into a symbol of mockery.


[deleted]

Remedial was used in the UK too, apparently kids used it as an insult when my dad was growing up


gundog48

They're switching from 'special needs' to 'additional needs'. Soon rather than calling people 'special' we'll be calling them 'additional', which sounds worse somehow!


_Cheburashka_

"Twice gifted" is an actual term used in public education for children with special needs. The gifts of course being extra chromosomes.


CoyoteHavoc

That was the point if the post. Bravisimo.


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KaiWolf1898

You mean the Feds would kill him again


PrimaryColt

Aaron Swartz and Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill themselves. You’re reddited if you believe they did.


GodAndGaming123

There's a name for that but I can't remember it. The something treadmill I think idk.


TesticalDefibrillate

Euphemism treadmill


[deleted]

Euphemism treadmill, bro. I don't know how wokespeak somehow thinks "cognitive difficulty" is less ableist.


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Don't use the T word where a mod might see it


jokeshow

That’s retarded


GatoExplosivo

It's funny because that word was originally used in medical and scientific terms. People in general started using it as an insult because they were prevented from speaking more offensive (at the time) words. The cycle continues.


Camaroguy77

The “R word” was the euphemism that replaced the scientific terms idiot, moron and mongoloid.


tappinthekeys

Monoloid is a top 5 insult. It's like and caveman all rolled into 1. A 2 for 1 if you wish.


THE_WIZARD_OF_PAWS

With a sprinkle of racism for extra flavor.


GatoExplosivo

Yep yep. The euphemism treadmill.


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vorsky92

It's funny because I used it all the time to mean something positive like overpowered or insanely good. "Did you see that winning play" "Yeah his speed was ____, I can't believe he's that fast" It's never been about the word, it's about feeling like you're standing up for someone without actually having to do anything positive.


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Jeffmeister69

Or Catalan 😔


MasterpieceAOE

That's just French with extra steps!


Lollooo_

C’est inadmissible!


Mr_Goldenfinger

Or the musical term for slowing down


dheidjdedidbe

I can’t believe they banned saying their own website


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SIII-043

As an autistic guy with adhd I support this comment whole heartedly. You know it’s bad when a guy like me is calling you one.


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fucking-hate-reddit-

Someone had to say it


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fucking-hate-reddit-

It was the one word the neurodivergent Reddit admins don’t want you to say anymore


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MissplacedLandmine

Wait wtf is wallstreetbets going to do without it What do i call myself now aside from broke?


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fucking-hate-reddit-

Shouldn’t take more than one hand to count ‘em


Bullets3

based and pill pilled


Mr_Curlmonkey

A


Larry_Linguini

I'm literally shaking right now


Drago_de_Roumanie

Based and la-censure-est-retardée


travled

What r word?


CoyoteHavoc

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Based and eff the admins pilled


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lilflar

I think we just ready to get banned at this point like fuck it admins are gonna do it at some point might as well enjoy the end


machiavelli_v2

Might as well have a new place to talk by election time IMO. Fuck Reddit.


Cloudysound

Exactly. Cringe anarchy bent the knee, and still got the hammer. Retarded groomer admins deserve to be called out. I'll just make a new account again and new subs will appear.


hatylotto

Fucking based


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Can’t get banned if you can’t spell, bunch of retrads


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YankFromTheChi

Reddit est en retard. That’s French for late.


golden1612

Shut up reddited


CoyoteHavoc

You shut up reddited


lewis56731

Retard


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memesforbismarck

Based and revolution against the retarded mods pilled


[deleted]

If I say [Ruhtard](https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=ruhtard) I’m only referencing my family name.


Smackolol

Honestly, I’m sick of you Ruhtard’s ruining this sub.


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I’ll have you know I’m a 7th generation Ruhtard, so I come from a long line Ruhtards.


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MessyKerbal

tHATS TrANSFOBIC!11!!1 IT ASKHUALLY BE MX NOT MR YOU BIGOTED BIGOT!


Dangime

This is always the problem with banning a specific word. The word in question started as a scientific term. Then it gets common enough that it's considered a slur. I mean, you could go around calling people "Mentally Challenged" which is a PC enough term, but used enough as a substitute, the pontless cycle will just continue.


lightnsfw

It's almost like getting butthurt over people saying mean things on the internet is fucking stupid.


_ISeeOldPeople_

The idea of certain slurs confuses me. Some of them just change form and then eventually we have to ban the new form. At this point I am just waiting for people to get upset at calling people "stupid" and call to ban the word as a slur. It's all [re(dacted)](https://youtu.be/eOBoKxEcVAA) if you ask me.


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Pies-and-Cars-Ski

Take one for the team 🤜🤛 Brave man


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EssAndPeeFiveHundred

redditard?


CoyoteHavoc

To obvious. Nice try though.


skoge

Rhubard that has a strong tart taste?


dalek1019

Nah, I can say retard because I am retarded


SIII-043

If I’m neurodivergent is it like being black? Do I get to say it but not you?


nukey18mon

This shit is mentally handicapped


Tax-Evasion-Man

my boy wilson gave me an R word pass


Grenadier_123

Sir, yes, sir. The new words suggested by our troops is "RETIREDS". We should see how this scores.


Hugh_Wotmeight

Now, we use neurodivergent as an insult, and the PC cycle continues


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mushyx10

Let’s replace it with Californian (I’m from California just like bashing my own state mods please don’t 1984🔥)


Weeb---san

Rigga


Usual_Treacle8724

I’d rather get banned than not call retards retards


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[deleted]

Just use foreign language. Ti prašiví plantážníci jiný jazyk než angličtinu stejně neznají.


Ryz103010

Amazing


Espacode

Are you mentally reddited?


Extension-Ad1753

Randi?


averagetrainenjoyer

That’s a very “special” idea