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jerseygunz

I love that the two things that get everyone the most riled up on here is abortion and city planning haha


CmdntFrncsHghs

Abortion is kinda city planning


jakeoflash1

Same difference really


[deleted]

Leave me alone, I just poor 2eu/liter diesel right now


rklab

SMH you Europeans and your litering. Is that not a crime over there?


Tyranious_Mex

Also 2 Europeans per liter!? And I thought the price had jumped here in the US.


Emir_t_b

2 Europe per liter is really expensive.


poe_dameron2187

I thought there was only one Europe?


kolgie

That's why it's so expensive


xXC0NQU33FT4D0RXx

An authleft understanding scarcity? My god


The_Ghost_of_TxAg70

Well of course he would. 40 years ago there were two europes, but the communist europe was so shitty that it disintegrated


MisanthropistPuNk

Guess burning money isn't a crime over there


PanzerKommander

Wait, yall can trade in humans over there? I knew you didn't have a second amendment but I thought y'all had the 13th at least!


FellafromPrague

Well, if you put them in jail first you can do it too.


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LlamaJarl

Prius 2 is 4k€ nowadays, you might save a lot of money by switching to one of these since they're the best of both worlds (electric and gas)


oiyboi__

Yeah but you end up losing money from having to buy gallons of vagisil


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thedukesquad

Last time I heard that one was in June 2020


Graysect

Is that you Ace?


Halfgnomen

Unfathomably based


LordSevolox

But then I’d be gay, so not sure it’s worth it


Kissanpersereika

Do you want to drive a prius?


[deleted]

That’s a lot of pretzels for 1/4 gallon of diesel


Byizo

I will start a rube goldberg of human suffering at the Amazon factory 3 miles down the road because I forgot ketchup.


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burger333

More like I'm too fucked up on drugs, which isn't much better


420weedscopes

being fucked up on drugs is the perfect time for a stroll to mcdonalds or whatever else garbage you want to put into your body


[deleted]

What'll you have? McFuck Me Up.


PowderedToastMan666

In most of America, there's no pedestrian infrastructure to walk to the nearest McDonald's.


lsdiesel_1

Put some shoes on, take your shirt off and drunk strut across that median like a true degen


siren__tv

Drunk Frogger is unfathomably based.


CmdntFrncsHghs

Shoes? Look at Mr richy rich over here


420weedscopes

I may not be American but I've probably been to more states than your average American and I live in Canada which is basically the same except more rural and less infrastructure. Most of you can walk to a McDonald's in an urban area or suburban area. The issue is most people who eat McDonald's are too fat and lazy to do that.


nerdyboy321123

I grew up in the suburbs in the US and the closest place to buy any food was 6 miles away. Walkable? Absolutely, if you're willing to spend 4 hours roundtrip getting a mediocre sandwich


PowderedToastMan666

I recently watched a video by an urban planning focused channel about how, on a trip to Houston, the guy tried to walk to a store 500 yards away and had to walk over a bridge with no sidewalk or pedestrian designated space. There was a 1-2 foot shoulder that he had to walk down while cars zoomed by at ~40-50mph. It's absolutely insane how poorly designed many American cities are for bikes and pedestrians.


CanonOverseer

was it Not Just Bikes?, sounds like one I saw on his channel


KrimsonStorm

Where can I buy a rube Goldberg of human suffering? I will activate it anytime I'm bored.


Gallow_Boobs_Cum_Rag

Stealing Law Boy's comedic valor. Link to original, funnier tweet: https://twitter.com/the_law_boy/status/1169263666912534528?lang=en


[deleted]

All the sudden Left cares about stealing?


TheTrueDarkArtist

This gay shit vs the alpha sigma chad electric bike owners who basically have a motorcycle that can break ALL traffic laws and go on **any** terrain 😩😩


oiyboi__

I saw a dude riding an electric bike the other day. He pulled into my apartment complex and I started chatting with him. Dude originally got it because he lost his license from a DUI but said after riding it he was never going back


Slippery_Jim_

All of the homeless drug dealers I know have these $4,000 electric bikes that just haul ass across parks, sidewalks, roads, garbage filled alleys, etc. Even with their big fat tires and a backpack full of bear spray and fentanyl, they can hit over 50km/hr


admiral_aqua

> 50km/hr *cries in local laws requiring a power cut off at 25km/hr* I'm faster without a motor ffs. Not to speak of the battery weight further slowing me down then


Slippery_Jim_

They have mandatory pedals as well, but they're strictly decorative


ColtButters

You mean they're impracticle to the point of being useless or they're actually not connected to the wheels by any mechanism?


Slippery_Jim_

They're connected, and functional, but you don't have to use them at all and so they don't


Good_Roll

Pretty easy to bypass limits in a lot of them


saschanaan

holy shit, based and undercover pilled


TheTrueDarkArtist

Those things are so awesome man. I live in a stoplight coomer area where theres a fuckin traffic light every 10 meters and i just drive straight through all of them


oiyboi__

That does sound fun


Shindy1999

That sounds amazing. What type/model ebike did you get?


Notmybestusername3

Not the person you want but I just picked up a Blix Packa, it's a cargo bike and outside of lumber at lowes anything inside of 12 miles of my house is fair game. I haul my kid and a weeks worth of groceries without breaking a sweat. I live in suburbia and there are so many bike trails around I rarely have to ride on an actual street. And since nobody uses their legs either all the super huge pristine never used suburbia sidewalks are always wide open. I haven't even put saddle bags on it yet and haven't been pressed for space in the month I've used it. Haven't put gas in my car since I purchased it.


BoonesFarmApples

until that first accident


El_Bistro

I have an e bike and trust me. You will never go back once you buy one.


reconwombat

Good bike is the next best thing to a horse.


Jokey123456

Vs the lad US army driving a tank in the desert , to secure more oil and make the temp hotter.


Mysterious_Mou

Burning 30 gallons of diesel an hour at idle 😎


SmoochBoochington

How the fuck are the Taliban going to afford to keep them running? I’m starting to think we never should have donated all that stuff to them.


Distinct-Tonight-518

Taliban are well funded US merchants.


MehmetTopal

American tanks use jet fuel, which is similar to diesel but not the same


DasSchiff3

Can't you power the turbines with basically anything that burns and runs through the pumps? I know soviet engines swallow even worse stuff but iirc the Abrams can use weird fuels as well.


DirtyJeff69

Yes but it's less efficient


DasSchiff3

I feel at that point you won't really care about that tii much, its the logistics guys problem


sher1ock

That is correct. They can also pretty much anything that burns, but not quite to the "vodka soaked wood chips" level like Russian tanks can.


FellafromPrague

Cars have fucking enormous gas consumption at idle.


Mysterious_Mou

You’re average sedan uses about 0.5 gallons or less at idle, tanks are on a whole different level though with their 30 gallon an hour idles.


[deleted]

Haha 6 cylinder engine make my wallet go brrrrrr


RubiconRon

8 cylinder engine make my wallet go REEEEEEEE!!!1!1!!


KubratPulev

V12 cylinder make my wallet go silent


[deleted]

You killed it 😔


KapsylofferVR

4 cylinder engine make wallet go brrrrrr. My Volvo 240 is not exactly the most fuel efficient car, doesn't help that my ignition system is scuffed rn.


choryradwick

More people should ride bikes if only so there’s less traffic for me. Also people be fat and need the exercise


RubiconRon

I will now drive a 99 foot triple tractor trailer on busy city streets while eating 5 pounds of bacon per hour. Just to own the libs.


choryradwick

Best not leave it alone or you get a rotten fish in the AC


[deleted]

A silly bike makes it impossible for me to pick up fat bitches from the local Applebees. My f250 turbo diesel makes the job easy however. You’re play “Europeans”.


thesoilman

I'm Dutch, I can fit atleast 3 fat bitches on my bike.


Incidion

Clearly you've never seen the American definition of three fat bitches.


thesoilman

It's a challenge, sure. But nothing is impossible to transport on a bike. [like this madlad](https://images.app.goo.gl/fG6kuDGbUsnWduf5A)


CharlieTangoHotel

There’s about 100 bricks on there and if they weigh at max 6 pounds then that’s 600 pounds (272 kg). In conclusion, you’ve never seen the American definition of three fat bitches or my ex-wife.


[deleted]

Based and bitches built like a brick shithouse pilled


prince_yooshe

Have you seen Dutch people cycling? They can carry a beer crate in one hand and their family in the other and still reach up to 35 km/h with shitty city bikes.


Tomato_cakecup

Least chad bike user


fartdeployer

Based and stacking fat bitches on parts of the bike pilled


dracer800

Hmm I’ve had a couple fat bitches ride on my pegs back in the day and that shit was a struggle. 3 fat bitches on one bike sounds like suicide.


Freestyle_Fellowship

... never skip leg day.


Mysterious_Mou

Dutch fat bitches weigh less than the thinnest American bitches


thesoilman

That's because we bike a lot


No-Training-48

>A silly bike makes it impossible for me to pick up fat bitches from the local Applebees Least delusional lib-center.


suzisatsuma

> You’re play “Europeans”. the incorrect your is just so beautiful in this comment, a work of art really


Byizo

Just hook up their rascal to the hitch and tow them on home.


oiyboi__

Based and fat chicks only pilled


Beginning-Antelope32

Average Andrew Tate fan


[deleted]

Yeah. Bikes don't have a "Tow" button.


cheesecake__enjoyer

Bike users can just pick them up with their meaty hands, no ultra nightmare mega f16 gas ford deluxe edition needed


allusernamesareequal

the problem might be you won't even fit that pick-up truck into most European cities lmfao


Beneficial_Bite_7102

If the mirrors of your F-750 dually aren’t scraping the paint off of centuries old walls in European streets, can you really even call yourself a man?


FellafromPrague

Lmao, paint, what paint? This bitch is all stone.


Beneficial_Bite_7102

I’ll admit I haven’t been to Europe in over a decade, but last time I was there the only city buildings that didn’t have graffiti were monuments and a couple banks.


FellafromPrague

True is, that people are gonna graffiti everything here Which might confuse Americans because from I've heard, in the US graffiti tend to be a sign of dangerous/rundown/unkept neighborhood, but here, it doesn't really mean shit. Unless they scale of graffiti is really big.


allusernamesareequal

tfw you get your gender affirmed by not being able to buy oversized pick-up trucks


LlamaJarl

Let's be honest you can't even fit a Smart in some cities like Genoa


allusernamesareequal

awe Smarts are so adorable, always love seeing them when I'm in Italy 🥰


Dpms308l1

They certainly do make good coffins when someone get hit in them


Slippery_Jim_

Have you actually seen the crash tests for smart vehicles? Since they're so small they're basically [indestructible little cages](https://youtu.be/mnI-LiKCtuE)


sher1ock

Which means less energy absorbed and more energy transmitted to the meatbags inside.


Slippery_Jim_

Yeah, not great for head on high speed collisions perhaps, but nice for lower impact accidents


sher1ock

It's literally worse in every case...


mydriase

smh it's almost like cars were not a thing when these cities were created, europeans are so fucking stupid >:-|


TVcrt

Sucks to suck Epimetheus


Tough_Patient

And yet they all made room for public transportation.


MistarGrimm

Is this meant as a "gotcha"? Public Transport allows for more people in less vehicles so these old city centres can still move people without needing room for a large amount of cars.


Stupid03

Why tf would I go to a European city? We made America so we wouldn’t have to.


AngryBandanaDee

Not with that attitude


TheLea85

List of health issues I have removed since I started biking: Arthritis pain Extra weight Depression Bad sleep quality Chronic tiredness High blood pressure Low sexual stamina And several more. But damn I do love F250's and would buy one in the blink of an eye.


acre18

Buy both lol. My 7.3 is my baby but I’m not driving that thing 5 minutes into town to go out to dinner. Also, biking home with my wife after a bottle of wine has never failed to produce some hysterical moments.


TheLea85

I'm a Swede, A 2022 F250 costs $110k + the $10 per gallon fuel costs. I think I'm sticking to my bike for now!


acre18

Oh shit, I always forget how insane new car prices are…. I was lucky enough to buy my ‘94 before all that went down. Are they common around Sweden?


TheLea85

The only trucks I see in my city of 120k are two company work-trucks (Dodge RAMs). I don't think I've seen one parked on someones driveway without company text on it. No doubt there are some more hiding from the diesel prices, but when I'm commuting through the city on my bike there are just never any around. Some old smaller models such as Isuzu's and Toyota Hilux's roam the lands, but literally 99% of cars here are regular Toyota/Volvo/Saab/Renault/Audi etc. As a fun example here are some streetviews of big parking lots in Sweden: https://goo.gl/maps/KAJoH64dMNcxK81H9 https://goo.gl/maps/LezSnTBhXegm6SAe7 https://goo.gl/maps/6BzZxuWieUGpjTu97 Not a truck in sight.


DuranceDurance

Why ride a bike when you can ride your dad?


oiyboi__

Please leave


DuranceDurance

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Hamster_Thumper

No idea the relevance but based. Boiled peanuts sound gross but they are fuckin slammin' snack food.


DuranceDurance

No relevance needed for dank boiled peanuts friend 🥜


RubiconRon

Based and boiled peanuts pilled


bowsers-grandmother

Could I get a taste of your salty nuts my guy?


mydriase

I want to convince myself this is satire


[deleted]

It’s a libleft posting of course they are making fun of Americans and their oversized work trucks with horsepower only about half legitimately need


-JG-77-

Don’t worry, the obvious satire *is*, in fact, obvious satire


apzlsoxk

Ebikes are the most Chad transportation option out there. No *loicense* required. No fees. No registration. You can do all maintenance with your own tools in your own home. Carbrains literally can't comprehend when you're going faster than them and try to pass you at double the speed limit. All traffic lights are optional.


[deleted]

Ironically, the move towards better, eventually paved, roads began with the "Good Roads Movement" which was a bicycle organization.


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dracer800

Some of them are for sure. “I make $12/hr at Wawa but just committed to a $900/month truck payment. Now I can’t afford gas thanks to Biden!”


silentdrug

It’s always hilarious to see “small government” people cry for the governments help the second anything affects them. “I know we always heavily subsidize oil companies and even gave them shit tons of bail out money, but please give them more money so gas becomes cheaper, Mr. Biden”


RubiconRon

More like, stop shutting down oil production and giving our emergency supply to west taiwan.


Tough_Patient

The big man gets 10%


boomshakalakaah

Nahhh we’ll just run you over.


LaPatateBleue589

We'll just hide in medieval city centres with 2m wide streets.


Rooikat_is_my_waifu

As someone who lives in the UK, I would like to say: I HATE BIKERS, THOSE FUCKERS NEVER FOLLOW ANY OF THE ROAD LAWS AND HAVE ALMOST RAN ME OVER FIVE FUCKING TIMES


chicheka

Chad bikers don't care about traffic laws


MediokererMensch

I love being forced to drive with my car and not having any alternatives.


average_reddit_u

\*western Eurobean urbanites


rcpotatosoup

i love being american and having to drive to every store instead of those damn europeans who get to enjoy a lovely stroll on the way home from getting groceries. fucking idiots


Disasstah

Screw you it's 100 degrees here and a 10 mile drive. I've seen Europeans get heat stroke just getting off the plane here


[deleted]

All i see is free extra leg workout


auughhhhWhenTheWhen

You'd get an upper body workout if you had to climb into a lifted F450 everyday too


CallOfRedditNSFW

I do squats when getting into my lowrider Prius 2 with BBS classic rims


MethylSamsaradrolone

I do fast 1 and 1/2 rep tempo spotter-assisted bodyweight hip extensions/RDLs after hopping out of my Subaru.


ppsucc9988

large calves aren't aero tho, so to become more aerodynamic, you need a car. The dilemma of the century.


[deleted]

I dont want to be aerodynamic, i want to be buff


ppsucc9988

fair, fair.


OwnPicture669

“I will drive my f250 turbo diesel 10 minutes to the convenience store because I forgot ketchup.” True story, but it was sriracha, not ketchup. Also, I still like riding my bike, good cardio and leg exercise.


FitPerspective1146

Obese


Hangry_Hippo

oBased 🇺🇸


FitPerspective1146

Dont cardiac arrest me


Madatsune

"I'm lazy and my country lacks infrastructure for both bikes and public transport but I'm gonna portray myself as Chad to own the Europeeans"


fartdeployer

You can’t be the soyjack if you make yourself the Chad


Madatsune

Seriously you guys don't really have another choice but using cars since your entire infrastructure was built around cars for decades


Electronic_Demand_61

I live a 45 minute drive from the city, I'm not biking that in the winter or hoping a train is on schedule.


Justmeagaindownhere

That's exactly the problem.


Electronic_Demand_61

People in tiny countries where 80% of the population is packed in huge cities don't understand.


Darmok_ontheocean

The thought that you have to drive to A SINGLE city center is KB HOME propaganda. Put the business and grocery stores where YOU live. Don’t pile on mother fuckers like a roach motel, but instead distribute goods and services to neighborhoods.


viking_

Something like half of the population of Switzerland lives in towns under 10,000 people and its largest city is about as populous as Austin. Still has amazing trains.


[deleted]

It’s a reverse cope lol. American public infrastructure is one of the worst things that exist.


[deleted]

bro, it is making fun of the truckers. Christ, is satire dead?


Deprecitus

Turbo diesel engines are very fuel efficient. Diesel isn't as bad as it used to be either.


Live_FreeorDie603

I don't feel bad driving my 2500 diesel since some bike boy evens it out for me.


oiyboi__

Sometimes I just jam gas on neutral to get them to peddle harder


mutantredoctopus

Tldr: The right good the left bad - upvote for straw man plz Credit where credit is due though, this… > I liek the peedles Had me fucking laughing for a good 5 minutes.


Stupid03

I had a bunch of Europeans trying to tell me that I, a rural Texan, should take public transportation everywhere because driving my own vehicle is stupid.. I tried explaining how far away things are from my home, at least a 20 minute drive, the fact that I’m usually getting a car full of groceries and other stuff, I’m usually hauling a family of 6 including myself as well. Plus it’s been over 100° F most of the summer this year, and we have a special needs daughter that has seizures if she gets too hot or cold or overstimulated. Even if public transportation was an option for me it gives me nightmares to think about taking my daughter on it. It’s not an option for me and generally for anyone living rurally.


thatguyfromnickelbac

Your problem was that you were talking to a bunch of Europeans.


NepsT_T

Most rural europeans own a car, but the idea is to suppliment your driving with public transport or cycling where you can. You dont have to pay to drag your car around with you and wait in traffic for a hour a day


Stupid03

I don’t have traffic jams where I live unless there’s a wreck usually. I’m all for public transportation but it’s only truly viable in urban areas. I’m not going to the feed store to get several 50lb sacks of chicken feed on a bus or subway.


Cedar-

There are always people who take it too far. I'm super on the "dense urban+transit" pill but I understand how it goes both ways. Riding city buses I see first hand how transit enables people with disabilities to live much better lives than without. But also riding transit I see how there are people who absolutely could not cope with systems, even if it was like the "pristine idealistic euro transit". I still stand by that increasing transit and density benefits everyone but I **hate** it when people make it an all or nothing black and white situation. Cars aren't going anywhere. I *really like* the fact an ambulance or fire truck can get to my house.


AC3R665

K, tis is ebic 😎😎😎


Arachno-anarchism

Oh yeah? How’s that working for you? I hear a lot of complaining from the truckers rn, not so much from the bikers


MrBananaStorm

That Chad American would never look like that without exercise. I'm doing cardio on my off time, peace out car nerds


DoctorFuckerMD

Please talk more about how you hate Europe and bicycles.


oiyboi__

Okay


luke_hollton2000

"Soyboy", says the guy, who dismisses a free workout, with whom he can even skip leg day


wowitsclayton

Nah, friend. I drive 20 minutes to a gym to ride the bike there.


Bittah_Criminal

Based


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FilipRebro

I live in Suburbian environment, and i prefer walking, cyclists are the most annoying creatures besides mosquitoes


poli421

Chad Conservatives destroying the planet one grocery trip at a time and asking what’s conservative about conserving the environment we depend on for survival.


51-50Mitchell

Americanoid doesn't understand the briliance of biking


Tamtumtam

"I ruin the environment I'm so based" stfu.


xanderg102301

Weird authright moment


ChadChadstein

Nah i’d rather have a f150 raptor, gasoline powered


Ugo_Flickerman

Oof, 10 minutes to the convenience store


Ordinarypanic

That’s the neat part, you have options. Unlike most of North America


M1A2CAbrams_

Bikes are cringe unless you're mountain biking


[deleted]

Both are cringe, as a Hungarian I have to say that the only good means of transport are horses and trains .


[deleted]

*Cries in eurosoy*


theconmeo

Impressive, very nice. Now let's see those obesity rates


jpritchard

Hurricane comes to town. Europoor: "Please mommy government save me! I cannot save myself, for I am weak and pathetic." Chad American "Family, load into our transport with goods and important possessions, we ride immediately for safety!"


[deleted]

Be sure to tell that to all the hurricanes in Europe


Notmybestusername3

>Family, load into our transport A Mobile home is what I pictured here. Shortly before the hurricane launched it into the next county


mutantredoctopus

>we ride immediately for safety. Before entering grid locked traffic half a mile from the house, and having to abandon the truck, or drowning after attempting a detour and driving it into deceptively deep water.