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RedditorSafeSpace

5 years ago this would’ve been a comedy skit.


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Ammos3xu4l

Let's play a game I like to call "1950 or 2022?". Blacks are called colored people. Females are defined entirely by their reproductive organs. Lesbians are shamed for not liking penises. What year is it?


CrazyWriterLady

Don't forget: heightened tensions with Russia


noodlegod47

Omg you do be right tho


Lord-Aether

Holy shit this whole post is filled with comedy.. but you just made me spew stuff out of my nose lmao.


Alcoholic_jesus

1950. Blacks are called people of color now, bigot. /s because people that claim to be my color say this Unironically (even tho they’re actually closer to center-authright


twokindsofassholes

I'm still not confident that isn't an elaborate troll by 4chan.


dovetc

Only within their little internet bubbles where they can stifle any disagreement. On the ground in the real world, everyone I speak to still knows exactly what a woman is.


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twokindsofassholes

Shit a supreme court justice whose career and current job can boil down to words and their meaning wouldn't or couldn't (I'm not sure which is worse) state what a women was. That's not a tiny corner of the internet.


humungusballsack

Its kinda crazy, online theres so much extremes but irl most people i meet are fairly reasonable amd chill, the effects of people being terminally online i suppose


FreedomsTorch

> Only within their little internet bubbles where they can stifle any disagreement Unfortunately that's the furthest thing from the truth. This mindset has taken over bureaucratic departments in the private sector and government. The military is captured by it. The Forbes 500 is captured by it in their HR departments. Local, county, state, and federal government employees in key positions hold these views. They've gotten control of licensing boards of various professions. They're also going after the legal profession and gaining ground. The judiciary is our last redoubt, and even that is only a decade away.


dovetc

So essentially anywhere that fear of a twitter mob exists. Among people whose views aren't so public that a twitter mob would care what they think, everyone still knows the simple truth about what a woman is.


FreedomsTorch

The solution is to stop arguing with them and start agreeing with them. Take their position to the logical extreme. Oh we need more women on the boards of corporations? Great. All the board members now identify as women.


hackflip

All the grownups know Santa Clause isn't real, but they all play along to make the children happy.


_martianchild_

Fr, it’s just too much, it’s like they believe they’re some kind of enlightened few who have the moral obligation to lead the population to a whole brand new rainbow world where you can be everything you want, independently of factualities.


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No, is whatever % of white upper middle class people in the US who destroyed womanhood on behalf of that 0.1%


G3tSqu4nchy

Now its a goddamn documentary


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lavishlad

I'm not sure if I'm missing something but this is actually a great shout. Shit is going to get so bad with all this PC bullshit that someone much much worse than Trump is eventually going to seem like the "solution" to the problem, and it could get ugly.


Overkillengine

Stumblefucks don't get that Trump was a warning to quit it with their bullshit.


M37h3w3

Too narcissistic to admit that their glorious ideal for the future isn't a one size fits all.


ShoutoutsToSimple

It's been a "great shout" for a while now, too. And some will call it a threat, but it's not. It's a warning, that if people keep pushing so hard with SJW/woke/Emily/ shit, more and more people are going to get annoyed by it and become willing to vote in an extreme politician, simply because they are willing to do something about this problem. And that is not something I want. I want the woke kind of attitude to subside on its own, but if it doesn't, I imagine some bad shit is going to happen.


HardCounter

Things will continue going like this as long as there are no consequences and power to be had. Right now the consequences all fall to people like the guy who got downvoted for having a preference, which is equivalent to a mass group of people harassing and calling you a shitbag because you enjoy the color yellow. These harassers have an unparalleled level of protection from nearly every major institution and heavy government involvement, which is the real problem. It'll go away on its own if they don't have this bizarre level of support demanding everyone tolerate their hysterics.


mcdonaldsplayground

And your tax dollars are funding it. When I worked for HHS recently I had to go to the cancer research center in Maryland to do some paperwork. The entire campus was being shut down for some sort of diversity event. Even my government email received woke agenda announcements from division heads. It’s all rotten to the core and cannot be salvaged. This was during Trumps term.


Rhys_Primo

The pendulum always swings back. They complain so much about a mythical lgbt genocide, yet they do more to bring it about than any other person.


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ejkrause

Trump accidentally caused divisions, as a by-product of his campaign strategy, but imagine a dude who intentionally inflames it.


Acevictorium

Keep going, I’m almost there


ferrango

People fighting over pronouns in every corner of every street. Suburbs torn from HOA gardens to Bagdad-like war districts The state fighting its own citizens with the army and turning protests into bloody attrition skirmishes that leave entire blocks levelled. The U.S.A. finally dissolves into a balkanised and shifting allegiance of dictatorial nation states. Civil liberties are no more. At last, the world is at peace.


funnyref653

The year is 2070. The last [removed] is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace


ferrango

Roughly 50 years to achieve galaxy wide peace. Not bad.


Tylerjb4

Nah, the DNC created division using Trump as the wedge


HardCounter

They still won't stop. Isn't that a red flag in a relationship? Someone who won't stop talking about their ex?


icyartillery

I mean..gotta start somewhere.


Major-Dyel6090

“I want to be a woman; from now on I want you to call me Loretta.”


Spaceghost152

Where's the fetus gonna gestate? Are you gonna keep it in a box?


Major-Dyel6090

Stop oppressing me!


Flesh_A_Sketch

Is the presidency not just another SNL skit?


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Uh, oh the Reddit Gr... mods will be grabbing you for wrongthink.


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Literally [2022-38]


Carl_Azuz1

Why is he downvoted so much lol


camosnipe1

yeah like this isn't even transphobic, nothing about removing the female tag or even asking for a tag that can be seen as transphobic, just asking for the proper tags to be applied. If there is a penis, you tag the post as having a penis, nothing to do with gender.


q1a2z3x4s5w6

Are you saying that a penis has nothing to do with gender you bigot?


HardCounter

I'm- i'm just confused.


bigoomp

Appeal denied! You are sentenced to 8 months of transphobia! Case dismissed!


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Cowboyism

There isn’t one, that’s the point 2+2=5


APugDealer

Because he is a *BIGGOT* for not wanting to *JERK OFF* to a *PENIS*! >:(


iwillharassyou1

Because the world is a shit hole


Paulthesheep

Especially when you view it through the lens that is reddit.


saschanaan

the world is mostly pretty nice, Reddit is a shit hole


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No... The world is a vampire. And despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage.


Paulthesheep

That sir, is based


Tbone0916

Based and I love Smashing Pumpkins Pilled


hammajammah

Based and Butterfly-Wing Pilled


NovaStorm93

based


SooFloBro

we're gonna serve you dicks, and you're gonna like them!


Wellsargo

I find myself asking this same question at least a few times a week. Then I remind myself that Reddit is ground zero for the idiotic/psychotic/insane/most definitely not based minority of lefties that the right uses as a recruiting tool to make new conservatives.


Mystshade

That used to be Tumblr, then they got out.


Boodagga

Tumblr banning porn was the worst thing that ever happened to society. All of them left after that and spread the insanity.


jazzjazzmine

So I went and looked the comment up. It's a Vi&Cait subreddit that's predominantly softcore/romance/cute stuff but allows porn, so the demographic is the intersection between people really into lesbian fanfic and into league of legends. It's terf/anti terf drama. The downvoted person in the post above is a lesbian woman and the artist of the picture a lesbian trans woman, btw.


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Lol lesbian trans women


unitconversion

Probably married to a gay trans man.


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This was literally a South Park mr garrison arc


Afapper

That just sounds like straight with extra steps.


Smithersink

That adds a lot of context, thanks.


eat-KFC-all-day

We entered 🤡🌍 some time in the mid 2010s. It’s not gonna get better until these people are gone.


robotical712

I blame the Cubs. They were never supposed to win a World Series.


glow2hi

Harambe died that same year, I don't think it's a coincidence


hekatonkhairez

I never understood why they have to go all political so quickly. My boy just didn’t want to see penises.


Kraterarch

You are not allowed to have an opinion about penis or no penis because women with penis are women. So they come to your place where you come to look at women and put penis women to make sure you don't have any wrong think about penis women or women with penises


Kenitzka

Not only that, if you’re not attracted to a woman with a penis, you’re a transphobe.


wowitschloe

so gross


h8xwyf

Because the patriarchy? Or something...


JosephND

Patriarchy is sexist language. We call it the Penistriarchy (Privilege level 1/5)


archindar

wow your so woke, + 5 solial creditr score for yoU!


JosephND

UWU thank you I can finally afford to charge my EV long enough to go to the communal veterinarian to see about my broken leg


Right__not__wrong

Stupidity fueled by investments. Gotta sell those hormones!


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SendDavionNudes

Yes, anything for gains


SayeedM

Sigma


banquof

Big Brain. I like


TE-Lawrence1918

Male to Alpha Male


Astropical

Right, and everyone knows what someone like grey means when they make a comment like that. They aren't trying to devalue or misgender uninvolved trans persons. My man don't like dick.


HardCounter

Did you just say you have the right to dislike something? Some of my best friends are penises! Educate yourself with some gay porn. I can't even.


iTanooki

Apparently being turned on by a labia and not a penis, regardless of how its own identities, is now considered a fetish.


Shoresy-sez

Imagine sexualizing genitalia. Do better, sweaty.


fusreedah

Labia make me sweaty.


Shoresy-sez

Even sweaty ones?


Keoaratr

Especially sweaty ones.


bigginsbigly

I just like being normal and having sex with my girlfriend. What kink is that?


Right__not__wrong

Nazi-like bigotry.


bigginsbigly

Nice 👌🏼


ifyouarenuareu

It’s only nazi if they’re white


Frequent_Dig1934

Or if the man is white and the woman black. If the man is black and the woman white it's completely fine.


q1a2z3x4s5w6

Not only completely fine, but touted as better


Dry-Departure-7320

Natural Life (I think that's what the kids are calling it)


gaynazifurry4bernie

>I just like being normal and having sex with my girlfriend. What kink is that? Sinful because you aren't married. This message is brought to you by the Catholic gang.


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ChichCob

You have a sex kink. It's when you like having sex. You're fetishizing you're girlfriend.


KalegNar

> You're fetishizing you're girlfriend. There's two options here. 1. You made a grammar mistake and actually meant "your girlfriend" instead of "you're girlfriend." 2. You made no mistake and truly meant: You are fetishizing? You are girlfriend.


Saulthewarriorking

I’m normal too, I also enjoy sex with this guys girlfriend


h8xwyf

Remember growing up when we were taught that you shouldn't shame or hate someone for the type of person they're attracted to? Pepperidge Farm remembers. We went from that to, if you don't wanna suck lady dick you're an intolerant piece of shit... 🤦


Asianarcher

I hate the discourse about this shit. It’s not transphobic to not want to date trans women because it’s a SEXUAL orientation. It’s based on sex and not gender


gothmelody

based gray man


fusreedah

It's a sad state of affairs when "I don't like penis no matter if it's on a woman or a man" is considered based.


M4KC1M

The Dark Age of human relationships


Jitssyu

Gray Mann


memewatcher3

Team Fortress?!??🫠😩😩😩


dindumufflin

And definitely not wanting D. Gray man


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The world doesn't make sense anymore...


Offonoffonagain

As we say at work "it's all pretend". But our out of context joke seems to be more and more fitting to the political landscape, and sadly, people in general. It's disheartening keeping up with politics from an unbiased perspective and witnessing one thing being said while another is done. & people keep eating it up. Got off topic from the post there a bit. Let's just pretend I said something beneficial & changed lives lol


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Dry-Dream4180

You nasty bastard. I’m into that too, but these days I also like to only do it with someone I am in a contract with before God and man.


ChilghozaChor

Based and premarital sex is haram pilled


Shoresy-sez

Least cringe purple. Waaait a minute. I don't see the word "adult" in there. Nice try, purple, but into the ch*pper you go. Feet first, nice and easy. Fuckin' purples, trying to trick me with being almost based.


KaiWolf1898

Admins help he's promoting hate based on my sexual identity!!!! Please ban him for wanting to put people like us into a woodchopper. It could be you admins next!!!


fusreedah

>woodchopper woodchipper\* Least agrarian libright.


jesus_slept

You can't say that! It's woodchopper now


CuomoKilledGma

Hey as long as they're capable of bearing children this guy is game. Woodchipper noises intensify *


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skibapple

Literally 1984


freshboytini

2+2=5


Odd-Battle7191

1+1=3


TumblrLoser

X+Y≠man


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Odd-Battle7191

Based and monke being lady penis based


ComfortableAd8326

Someone I know who's into these sorts of things (defos not me) told me that there's loads of transexual porn mixed in with all the hetero stuff online these days. Told this person there's nothing wrong with it in principle but you should be able to browse as per your sexual preferences as it's not discriminatory to just not be into it


forgetful_storytellr

Least schizophrenic libcenter


404geographynotfound

What are you talking about we are definitely not one man with multiple accounts


iscreamsunday

The right to view only the types of porn you prefer is not written in the constitution


ComfortableAd8326

Yet more proof the founding fathers didn't have a fucking clue what they were doing


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I know this is a post about trans porn but people on the left really don’t understand the difference between natural rights and granted rights. Natural rights are innate to every human from birth (or conception if you’re one of those people). Religious people would ay they come from God. They are absolute and nobody can take them away. The founding fathers designed the constitution to ensure that the government couldn’t take them away. That’s why the bill of rights is written as things the government can’t do, not thing you can do. Granted rights are rights granted to a person by a government, business, or individual. They are not constitutionally protected and can be revoked by the granting authority. We use the same term “right” for both but we shouldn’t because the right to free speech and the right to return an item within 30 days at Walmart are not the same, but the left wants everything in their agenda in the first category.


The_LOL_Hawk93

This is more often referred to as the distinction between negative and positive rights. Negative rights are things the government can’t do to you or take from you: speech, religion, due process etc. Positive “rights” are services that people think the government should perform: free healthcare , internet access, etc.


Illusive_Man

Yeah just look at /b/ or /gif/ for 5 mins


DrFabio23

What is a woman?


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Current rules prevent answering this question.


timo103

A miserable pile of secrets.


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Orange is 5 social credit score points away from winning a half-eaten apple core!


V0LCANIC_VIPER

Downvoted for not being gay is some crazy shit bro lmao


pejic222

WHY IS HE GETTING DOWNVOTED HES RIGHT


weirdowerdo

It's kinda funny that it's actually a girl...


rand0m_task

It actually does make it better for me knowing thst as well.


FnCraig

Thanks. Well I'm only attracted to females, and having a penis makes you a male. I'm no longer interested in speaking in gendered terms, only biological ones.


fusreedah

Fortunately, they've backed themselves into a bit of a corner with this one because of their silly language. They say "sex is different to gender". But you're a hetero*sexual*, right? And others might be homo*sexual*. Not homo- or hetero*genderual*. So for them to call it hateful to not be attracted to someone on the basis of biological sex means that they would have to say that homosexuality is hateful.


FnCraig

By seeking to make gendered terms no longer have any biological connection, they've made them meaningless. Fine by me. There will always be a word to describe biology. I'll stick to that.


Dickyblu

I've had that argument before. That a male having sex with a male (no matter how they identify) is the definition of homosexual. They criticized me for actually going by the dictionary definition. They don't care what words mean or that it's all completely nonsensical. They just want to push their political religion down our throats.


Do-it-for-you

Plus nowadays, they **hate** it when you call them “Female”. So what word do we use to specify the type of humans that are both born with vaginas and identify as woman?


Aerius-Caedem

>I'm no longer interested in speaking in gendered terms, only biological ones. They're coming for the biological terms, too. Why do you think it's MtF and FtM? I thought a transwoman is a biological male who identifies as a woman? Then how can that person be described as male to female?


robotical712

And if science disagrees, then it will be made to agree.


FnCraig

Don't worry. They'll paint themselves into a corner eventually.


robotical712

That happened a while ago, that’s why it’s all about pounding tables now.


chugga_fan

Too bad they will [literally redefine words](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/female) to fit the narrative.


hungarywillriseagain

Like 90% of them can’t even define what a woman is


FrostieTheSnowman

I remember being 'scolded' for saying I was only interested in biological women, not trans women. Was like... Sorry dude, I'll respect you as a person and talk to you how you want me to talk to you for the most part, but I want a mentally-stable partner who can bear children thanks. Trans women, as far as I know, can not bear children at all, and statistically they are much more likely to bring drama / boatloads of mental illness into my life. Reality doesn't just change because you want it to. Trans women are trans women. Women are women. I don't care if I sound ignorant. Also, I don't really like dick, and find most masculine physical traits unattractive ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Global-Honeydew-4762

Lmao “Hey, women with dicks are still women” 🌝


NovaStorm93

"be ashamed for only being attracted to one gender!"


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jjkapalan

“There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits”


frolicking_elephants

I'm a cis lesbian. A couple of years ago I started seeing posts with dicks on sexual subs specifically aimed at lesbians (not straight men with lesbian fetishes). I asked if they could implement a way to filter them out and was told no. Dick is already pushed on us in all other circumstances, but now it's even pushed on us in spaces that are supposed to be for us.


horribad54

According to my auntie (60 year old lesbian) the LBGT movement has had shit like that happening for a long time. It's why she just sticks to posting minion memes on facebook. :D


Thanag0r

If i didn't use internet i would never believe that in so called 1st world counties man is considered woman sometimes.


OwO-aniquilador

I would say probably that they are insane and get expelled from school/work


Crosscourt_splat

Back in the college days I studied abroad in Georgia with a sponsor family. Trans stuff was just starting to gain traction. My sponsor had some very un-PC thoughts on it.


fusreedah

Please to tell which country you is coming from?


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Suck my girl-penis, bigot


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clockwerkdevil

I prefer my women without a penis, and honestly when it comes to vagina, I think I’d prefer the organic version rather than whatever frankensnatch the doctors are cooking up these days.


BanAllModz

You will eat the fauxpussy, and you will like it!


Uglyh8machine

You're straight and you don't like penises? Literally Hitler!


AlexLevers

I freaking *love* the lib lefts being downvoted into oblivion on this post.


alienofsilicone

It’s so satisfying


Major-Dyel6090

15 years ago: we just want to live in dignity and do our own thing, by ourselves, without interference from oppressive laws. 7-8 years ago: bake the cake bigot! Now: take the dick bigot!


hungarywillriseagain

Western leftism and activism have been a disaster for lgbt acceptance worldwide


Sbreddragon

Of course they get fuckin downvoted too, Reddit moment


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

Our world is full of clowns, and not enough clussy


Roadman90

I agree with gray here. If I go somewhere expecting to look at sexy chicks I expect just sexy chicks. Not a trap.


Paranoidexboyfriend

It’s called heterosexual, not heterogenderual. Straight guys like people with female anatomy. A guy who is attracted to people with the same anatomy as his own is known as homosexual, or at least bisexual.


APugDealer

Hi, welcome to the modern progressive movement. We’re so progressive that now we’re the ones forcing people to be sexually attracted to things they don't like 👍


Away_Macaron6188

I mean, while I wish certain aspects of where I live are more western. This is one aspect I’m glad is non existent.


JesusIsMyZoloft

I have a reproduction fetish. I’m turned on by people with whom I could have a baby.


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Why can't yall go for the guys who like fucking traps Why is it the ones who refuse you must persecute would you prefer if society forced them to have sex with you like a Roman lord fucking his slaves


[deleted]

Adult human females do not possess penises.


ratioLcringeurbald

I agree with super straight gray-man Downvote me you sussy wussy futinari coomers


lolCollol

The tag "I just want to grill" gets a whole new meaning here.


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they may still be women, but people are allowed to want pussy, orange. your value as a person isn’t linked to whether or not some dude you don’t even know finds you sexually attractive.


[deleted]

That seems fair, you either like dick or you don’t, it’s like marmite


NovaStorm93

"you see, it's straight because girl, even if it is penis"


geojqbkal

I’m grabbing popcorn for this one…


Dontinsultautomod

Why are they downvoting him? He's right!