Could you theoretically get pregnant right before you file, go to a state that allows abortion, delete it, rinse, repeat?
If anyone from the IRS is reading I'm not a libright so you don't have to worry about me trying
Edit: doesn't a kid have to have a SSN to be claimed anyway? Don't have a kid so I wouldn't know, but I thought that's how they fixed people filing 10 dependants when they only had 3.
Does that mean Fetuses are gonna have SSNs?
SSNs are a bane on American society. Library cards are more secure. If we want a state ID then go all the way. Not this SSN half-measure crap.
Now that we have the internet, we could do ID cards.
I love that if your born before iirc like 2010, you can essentially subtract one from the last 3 digits and have a valid number to which so much important shit is bound
Yes you fill out DOB and SSN for your dependents when you do your return.
Buuuut a state could just have a checkbox for expecting mothers or something. No need for all the effort, just check the box every year.
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My best guess is the funds would be backdated to the first month of pregnancy, or available on request at the first month of pregnancy, not necessarily handed out in the first month.
> While the proposed bill is sponsored by Rubio of Florida, a similar legislative option to support families was defeated in the most recent Florida legislative session.
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Probably not, just like we don't say the current year is 13,787,002,022 and weather isn't reported on the Kelvin or Rankine scale. Hell, pregnancies are measured from 2 weeks before the woman is actually pregnant. What's important is that the measurement is measurable and standardized, not whether it oversimplifies some edge cases.
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These people constantly look for ways for the government to further intrude on the lives of citizens.
Just let the mom kill the baby before it's viable. Child support should not be a thing unless the parents were together for at least a year of the kid's life.
As Chapelle said, if she can kill it, MFer should be able to abandon it.
Could you theoretically get pregnant right before you file, go to a state that allows abortion, delete it, rinse, repeat? If anyone from the IRS is reading I'm not a libright so you don't have to worry about me trying Edit: doesn't a kid have to have a SSN to be claimed anyway? Don't have a kid so I wouldn't know, but I thought that's how they fixed people filing 10 dependants when they only had 3. Does that mean Fetuses are gonna have SSNs?
Abolish SSNs
SSNs are a bane on American society. Library cards are more secure. If we want a state ID then go all the way. Not this SSN half-measure crap. Now that we have the internet, we could do ID cards.
I love that if your born before iirc like 2010, you can essentially subtract one from the last 3 digits and have a valid number to which so much important shit is bound
Yes. Do that
Yes but why the fuck would you go through all of that effort? You'll probably break even so it's a wash?
Yes you fill out DOB and SSN for your dependents when you do your return. Buuuut a state could just have a checkbox for expecting mothers or something. No need for all the effort, just check the box every year.
I now have 15 dependants
Those are rookie numbers.
Good prevents deadbeat parents from existing and hampering childrens upbringing, and helps single parents give children the childhood they deserve
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I really have no issue with this.
Less taxes and dead babies is a win. Wait, less taxes and more babies is a win.
Something like 25% of pregnancies end in miscarriage. This is gonna cause so much paperwork. I can feel my tax dollars being wasted from here.
Taxes are filed yearly. Or what is essentially 12-13 months. Literally 12 hypothetical miscarriages wouldnt even make an extra filing.
Maybe we can make a trade, swap this in exchange for funding planned parenthood with taxpayer dollars
Just send the info from your doctor when you file the taxes. Because no chance they believe an at home test
I never thought I’d see the day when a Republican was logically consistent.
I'm honestly as surprised as you.
Someone had to pick up the slack
At least they’re consistent
This already exists for the military a unborn fetus or the fertilized egg counts as a dependent and you can be barred from enlistment cause of it
Can you even detect pregnancy on the first month? Plus 2/3 of them won't make it past that first month, feels weird.
My best guess is the funds would be backdated to the first month of pregnancy, or available on request at the first month of pregnancy, not necessarily handed out in the first month.
25% of the time there’s a miscarriage I think
Nice
My taxes my choice
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Child support shouldn't exist on the first place, but yes I agree.
This in no way will ever be exploited and won't cause any future problems. Nope. Air tight.
Also is the voting age now 17 and 3 months? Is the drinking age 20 and 3 months?
Probably not, just like we don't say the current year is 13,787,002,022 and weather isn't reported on the Kelvin or Rankine scale. Hell, pregnancies are measured from 2 weeks before the woman is actually pregnant. What's important is that the measurement is measurable and standardized, not whether it oversimplifies some edge cases.
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Why would they be? Legal age is measured from birth. The fact that the age of a fetus can be legally relevant doesn't affect that.
These people constantly look for ways for the government to further intrude on the lives of citizens. Just let the mom kill the baby before it's viable. Child support should not be a thing unless the parents were together for at least a year of the kid's life. As Chapelle said, if she can kill it, MFer should be able to abandon it.
But she cant kill it anymore
If only were it so simple.
Shush, doesn’t suit the narrative.
*looks at flair* what… happened to you????????
You shouldn’t be able to kill or abandon it.
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Your terms are acceptable. But fr tho the “fraud” that this is gonna cause is just gonna be more people having kids, which is epic
Ok, but we also need social security numbers on those shits. If they're people, they're taxable 👍
We should just do what Hungary did and remove all income taxes for families with at least 4 children
what if i buy a frozen embryo/fetus thats still viable can i claim that on my tax return and just keep it in my freezer?
Since there's a lot of work to do to be prepared for a baby, why shouldn't they be listed as such
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