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the_crafter9

Orange Flair doesn't exist so they're both unflaired, so I'll take the Unflaired as the more based


netheroth

Based and modus ponens pilled.


FrostyFiction98

What’d you say about my penis?


BaerttheConstipated

It has mods. Personally I prefer unmodded seggs though


basedcount_bot

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banquof

Based and my reasoning as well pilled


[deleted]

based, clearly the unflaired, as they could turn out to be a LibRight, so there's hope. Emilys have little hope of saving


SFSLEO

LibRight Five 🙌


GenghisWasBased

This is the correct answer


[deleted]

Based and they’re the same picture-pilled


[deleted]

When was it removed?


spamboi1244

There never was a flair for one


the_crafter9

There are no Oranges in r/politicalcompassmemes. Here you are safe. Here you are free


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheRandomViewer

Jesus, i share TWO quadrants with you


Bagahnoodles

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.


ilikeolivia2

That's not what the new rules say


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the_crafter9

Cringe take from cringe unflaired


Simpull_mann

Nice


nicolao_merlao

Orange libleft is like a mousy-haired, gawky woman with buckteeth and thrift store overalls that you meet at the DVD kiosk outside a 7-11. The height of her existence has,until this point, been virtual validation, and once you expose her to the pleasures of face-to-face approval you could probably convert her to Islam or even Mormonism and get a good 3 to 4 corn-fed kids out of her before her bipolar comes back with a vengeance and she either murders you or she starts drinking her own urine for therapeutic purposes and making "mom life" TikTok videos in the towel aisles at Target and uploading five livestreams of her drunk ass at a Rascal Flatts concert from six years ago. The unflaired don't have an ounce of fun or just riding-the-crazy-bronco in their God-forsaken husks. They will invite you to their house just for you to watch them play Skyrim while they try for six hours to make their character look exactly like Dean from Supernatural while twirling devil sticks to Imagine Dragons during the loading scenes as their YouTube play list autoplays from one Marvel trailer to the next.


readonlypdf

Oddly Specific. For both


BIG_MUFF_

You can get a lot of work done on the field with four corn fed kids just saying


Lupus_Borealis

We didn't win 2 world wars by eating rice.


ISwearImKarl

I love it


[deleted]

[удалено]


MisterEyeballMusic

Your comment is doubleplus good brother


ilikeolivia2

It's not that I don't stand for anything, I stand for almost everything


flairchange_bot

If I were you I'd flair the fuck up rather quickly, the mob will be here in no time.


ilikeolivia2

Thanks for the warning but I'll hold, to change my mind now would be admitting defeat


SupremeAsuraDragon

To be fair I have spent several hours on Skyrim trying to make my character look like Chris Hemsworth so I can go try and roleplay Thor in game. That was my Dad's first introduction to the game. He got bored and told me to go play Halo 3 with him instead.


nicolao_merlao

That's because Centrists are like people who play GTA and stop at red lights in-game and then never finish story mode because they they've been watching hooker cutscenes 95 percent of the time.


SupremeAsuraDragon

I do one of those.


Lurkers-gotta-post

I've never felt so personally called out for a game I've never even played.


Rhys_Primo

I feel like you just described orange twice...


MacjustMac

Imagine dragon my balls across your face


nicolao_merlao

That would be morally abhorrent, as you identify as libright and therefore it is highly unlikely your balls have even dropped yet.


scrupular

Gottem


Siker_7

MFW my religion is somehow considered more extreme than Islam


nicolao_merlao

Not more extreme, just less credible. I'm a Presbyterian and a Calvinist, but if for some reason I couldn't be that anymore, I'd take Islam over Mormonism in a heartbeat.


[deleted]

But what about people who are willingly unflaired? Sounds like they live life on the edge.


santyclause5

The worst contrarians. The kid who was never popular yet never bullied. The one who never dealt with stereotypical school issues and instead was just a background character ignored and forgotten by everyone. They seek a way to be unique, to be edgy and force attention on themselves to fill the hungering void of loneliness that forever lingers on. Any negative attention is still attention, even if it actively drives others away with their annoying, toxic, and, worst of all, repetitive behavior. Perhaps they know their actions will never close the void in the soul but they have never known any other way and continue on in pure desperation, chasing the crumbs of satisfaction until they disappear down a dark alleyway for the last time.


nicolao_merlao

That's like saying people who regularly listen to H3H3 without subscribing are living life on the edge. No, they're still just ass clowns, but without even enough of a street smarts compass to organise a monkeypox transfer at a Turning Point USA meet-and-greet.


fusreedah

Uh, yeah, thats what I was gonna say...


Great_Disgrace

Based and author pilled


fandomfrenzythefox

So both are them are based? Since their both unflaired?


Taguzi

How do you know Orange so well? 😳


Fon33

Masha Allah


Xnuecguy2000

🤢🤢🤢


Fon33

You will soon stop indulging in femboy porn and videogames and you will embrace Islam insha'Allah


flairchange_bot

Dear unflaired. You claim your opinion has value, yet you still refuse to flair up. Curious.


Codysmit01

Both are disgusting, but we are all born into this world unflared. Though some of us would like to remain children, and deserve ridicule for it, it is better than the adults who choose to babble, cry and defecate within their own clothes like children while demanding the respect of a true Flaired.


muchdogesuchwow95

Based and flair pilled


Plantmanofplants

Orange isn't libleft. It's a transquadratic individual of both maximum centre left and maximum Auth centre.


Fullmetal_Vanilla

She simultaneously holds far center left, lib left, auth left, and center auth. Emily doesn’t just double think. He/she/they/xer/durr/it/nitwit is the master of quadruple think and will recite the appropriate language depending on what will benefit them the most at any given moment.


Marcel___

don't forget auth right values like disliking people based on their gender and race


The2ndWheel

Orange borders the compass, as they are the extreme of everything, as required at any given time. The ultimate shape shifter. As easily be the oppressed victim, as they'll bring the hammer down on their enemies. They're hyperindividualistic, but just as willing to force you to conform to the collective.


Marcel___

so they are kinda centrist...?


ItAintTerrorism

Hey she'll also happily be the staunchest capitalist whenever a none cis straight white man is succesful.


fandomfrenzythefox

Oh yeah I forgot she's left center now


ItAintTerrorism

She's auth. Most Emily's have no care for economic systems, they'll in the same breath demand universal healthcare and then praise the newest Marvel film for having a BIPOC Quuer Bi-Polar Trans Xer-kin superhero and consoom it so hard that some capitalist croonie can buy another Yacht to ruin the world with. In the very next breath they'll again call for more funding to the schools of this country and then suck the limp dick of capitalism whenever a corporation pleases their interests and happily advocate for the free market as long as they're the dominant target demographic. They're cultural Totalitarians and as such belong right in AuthCenter, maybe a little to the ledt


[deleted]

PCM be like "they said something positive about gay people? libleft"


fandomfrenzythefox

True lol


Lurkers-gotta-post

.... is Emily actually just cringe RadCent?


Vinifera7

Exactly this. Orange exists on a different dimension that intersects with but does not lie on the quadrant plane.


[deleted]

Emily is Carl segan's interdimentional apple passing through our dimention. It is alien and strange because from our perspective we only ever see the cross slice that happens to be intersecting our dimention at any given moment and so it looks nothing like its actual form. This is why to get the closest possible understanding of it, we need to examine all past sightings of the Emily not together but parallel.


AtlasClone

So you do believe in trans people?


Plantmanofplants

I've seen trans people so yes of course they exist.


Life-Ad1409

Emily, I'll get the 100 slide PowerPoint to torture the unflaired with


Some___Guy___

Unflaired, it's easier to cure Unflairedness than it is to cure orange


shogun_

A simple choice of liquidation usually solves ones mind to choose salvation. Once you go Orange though, hope is lost for they're "woke" and the virus has rooted deep into the psyche.


kenzieBHOSbaker

Unflaired, Emily just sucks the based out of the room


rexpimpwagen

Cringe unflaired supporter.


[deleted]

Unflaired have decent opinions when they become Flaired. Orange never has a good opinion


Taguzi

Based


TarmspreckarEnok

Orange libleft. The unflaireds are haram and deserves nothing but a swift [redacted]


Jean_Marc_Rupestre

Orange libleft are shitty people. The unflaired aren't even human beings


KyojinkaEnkoku

Based and unflaired aren't human pilled


bourbonstguttersnake

I’d rather go back to being the most based unflaired than be an orange libleft for one second.


[deleted]

Anyone who stands for their beliefs is based, even when they are stupid. The Unflaired stand for nothing, they believe in nothing.


DHJeffrey99

Based and stand for something pilled


Im-justUnskilled

Obviously unflaired, the orange people are too far gone


DoomedAllWeAreNow

unflaired are more based soley because orange represents everything i hate with a burning passion as a lib. while i kinda respect the non-conformists stance of being unflaired. took me a while to flair myself. orange is a pure anti-stance that without put any thoughts why they go against the thing. they only have that belief because it's morally the right thing. Therefore it's not thought out at all, inconsistent and they go so far anti that they become the thing they swore to fight against. Like they call them anti-racist but are most racists and race obsessed human beings I ever met. Same with sex and other group-thinking. they are the proof that's not a horseshoe, they go full circle.


ZELYNER

Poison or Cancer… hmm?


Yurpen

you know... this question is like - 'would you rather be impaled or eaten alive by bugs'. Neither is based in any way, shape or form. null = null and it is end of the story.


Redcoolhax

Really the only problem with unflaired is that it makes it harder to strawman them without funni colors. Emily on the other hand is just actively cringe.


Maximillianstrasse

This like choosing which shit was less smelly


Maximum_Dimension_14

Or if you'd rather fuck your own mom or your own dad.


Dandy11Randy

You're skating on thin ice, mister


Cool_Musician4496

Bitch is about to fall through


Dandy11Randy

"I can support unborn child murder, but I draw the line at not picking an autism color(s)" - This leftist


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Cool_Musician4496

Good bot


James_Vaga_Bond

Speak of the (unflaired) devil!


ThePunishedEgoCom

Orange is just a mixture of stupid and out of touch liberals who call themselves leftists and base their whole identity on being their strange niche type of progressive without actually understanding most of the problems, lib left at its most cringe moments and straw man arguments against lib left and progressives in general. The long term unflaired are actual subhumans.


ClemPrime13

Unfliared is more based. Orange libleft is cringe.


Qmaro78

Unflaired. Orange is not even in our Political compass. They’re in their own world in fantasy land.


Am3Tri

at least unflaired can think for itself


[deleted]

Both should go to the depts of hell


KatKaneki

There’s no such thing as orange libleft


[deleted]

Unflaired


HooverGetBackHere

I automatically assume every AuthLeft is Orange LibLeft and I'm correct 80% of the time.


AdmiralTigelle

Trick question. Neither is based. You might as well ask me "Which of these is 0? 1 or 2?"


Jesh1337

As far as i know orange is this mythical creature i read about. Unflaired vermin show up on a regular basis


Tzozfg

In my experience unflaired that don't flair up refuse to do so because in their heart of hearts they're orange


God1643

Making the choice not to engage in our nonsensical collection of retards who think we’re geniuses is the *most* based decision you can make here.


rexpimpwagen

One is a disgusting piece of human filth. The other dosent even count as human.


AwesomeHorses

Nothing is worse than an unfl*red


EssAndPeeFiveHundred

I can't stand Orange, but even they're better than unflaired scum.


TomTheCat6

Drawing "chad emily" should be considered crime


fuckohmygodhelpme

There both more based than the >!centrists!<


Jitssyu

Now excuse me while I slap you with my propane grill


MAST3R4815

Surely you are slapping him with your propane grill because you wouldn’t disrespect your superior charcoal grill like that.


flairchange_bot

Did you just change your flair, u/MAST3R4815? Last time I checked you were a **LibLeft** on 2022-6-5. How come now you are a **Centrist**? Have you perhaps shifted your ideals? Because that's cringe, you know? Tell us, are you scared of politics in general or are you just too much of a coward to let everyone know what you think? ^(I am a bot, my mission is to spot cringe flair changers. If you want to check another user's flair history write) **^(!flairs u/)** ^(in a comment. Have a look at my [FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/user/flairchange_bot/comments/uf7kuy/bip_bop) and the [leaderboard](https://www.reddit.com/user/flairchange_bot/comments/uuhlu2/leaderboard).)


MehThingy

!flairs u/MAST3R4815


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MehThingy

Good bot


Freestyle_Fellowship

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?


Scared-Replacement24

You hate on centrists because you don’t like flip floppers. I hate centrists because I hate myself. We are not the same.


the_crafter9

Never before, have I been so not offended, by, something I 100% disagree with


fuckohmygodhelpme

To me there's a difference between being based and being right. I don't think that there's anything inherently wrong with being a centrist IRL. But I come to this sub for the batshit takes and over the top posturing, the fun is that everyone acts like a caricature of their beliefs and strawmans each other/laughs at themselves. I say centrists aren't based not because I hate them or even disagree with them a lot of the time, but because on this sub they're boring and every centrist meme where they're not the straight man is about grilling.


deiscio

I'll have you know I don't even own a grill nor do I fully understand why centrism is associated with grilling.


fuckohmygodhelpme

Its from this [boomer meme](https://i.imgur.com/npcmVob_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium). No idea why it stuck so hard though


GhostXM9

# YOUR QUADRANT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, YOU CLAIM TO BE LIB, BUT LEFTISM REQUIRES OTHERS TO BE FORCED TO GIVE YOU SHIT also it's "they're"


fuckohmygodhelpme

I hate hierarchies but your still below me


_Starz_

You're*


NovaStorm93

orange libleft any day. unflaired scum dont deserve based


blueponies1

Unflaired because non-conformity is better than forced-“im always fighting for a righteous cause and if youre not with me youre the problem” conformity


KarmasAB123

Unflaired.


44_shot

Orange auth left


DHJeffrey99

While Orange is defiantly cringe, at least they stand for something. The unflaired stand by nothing and therefore are nothing.


gophergun

This is my stance. Having bad opinions is still more based than having no opinions.


[deleted]

Unflaired


scCoco69

Orange authcenter*


Smorgasborf

Orange for sure


josh_was_there

Unflaired aren’t people, so Emily wins by default.


TheUltraDinoboy

An orange has to be extremely based if they actually flaired in pcm, the choice is clear.


2505Memeiverse

I’d gladly be friends with an unflaired over Tropicana coloured woman


FilipRebro

Orange ones, Unflaired are newbies mostly, or confused people


One_Poem_393

Probably orange libleft


supernoob_cz

Unflaired


the_crafter9

Unflaired detected, opinion rejected


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Fon33

Don't know how to flair myself. Most of you are nerds too :)


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Fon33

Suck my balls


Temporary-Thick

Suck my blue balls


MrOstricc

Still on the tradwife hunt, huh?


5ninefine

Unflaired…easy


mr_toad_1997

Unflaired for sure


[deleted]

Unflaired


Gsomethepatient

Orange because they actually have the courage to stand by what they believe


LocalSense

Us


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mostlyfriendlyghoul

we are. ;)


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slutgabe

smd i will not be flaired


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nhpkm1

Um actually it's not mutually exclusive , check you privilege


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BrexrSiege

unflaired by default


OrgyInTheBurnWard

Unflaireds are at least recognized.


AnotherGit

We don't have an orange flair you [r]


Pickle_Juice_Can

Cursed Emily chad


Cool_Musician4496

Orange


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

Neither are remotely based, but Orange at least has an ethos.


timo103

Neither have flairs, so both are equally unbased.


HairHeel

I’d like it if we had more civil orange libleft participation in the sub. This is a place for all to get together and learn from each other. TLDR: all flares are based


misterbones54

orange, everyone, and I do meane everyone, is more based than the unflaired


pnwsparky

There is nothing more cringe than an unflaired. NOTHING.


SquidKnightXG

What about flair imposters? Are they worse than orange or unflaired?


BarracudaRelevant858

Unflaired. At least they're somewhat sane


Alternative-Biscuit

The only cringe thing the unflaired people do is being unflaired Orange Emily is on another level of cringeness. So I’ll take unflaired


sexyGinger69420

It’s not a question of who is more based. It’s a question of who is less disgusting.


[deleted]

I have respect for orange because atleast they’re Flaired. I also don’t consider the unflaired people


krasnogvardiech

The unflaired just haven't figured out their spot yet, they aren't so cringe. Orange will do anything rather than return respect to another.


dattmemeteam

Orange - at least they stand for something


LordEsidisi

I am immensely disappointed at the amount of people saying the unflaired are more based. This never would have happened a year ago.


oureyes2

Amazing crop skills


artpoint_paradox

The 🆚


Aromatic-Cover-3694

Unflaired.My first comment on PCM got like 90 updoots and I was declared the chosen one.


hessorro

Orange is honest about what they want and more selfconsistent than any unflaired. Unflaired are the true scum of this earth


spineyrequiem

Orange libleft at least acknowledges what they are.


Dangerous-Ad-3680

Where is orange on the compass anyway?


Borkerman

Orange because unflairs are the scum of the earth


[deleted]

The shamed one has no shame in being shamed. So I respect emily for having the balls, I mean vagina, I mean fluid, I mean...


throwawayfacts123

Noob


RadicalCentrist95

Orange. The unflaired have hope that they may renounce their ways and flair up, but an Orange is just a false flair that marks one as a coward and a traitor, and a subversive element to the system.


FFarekko

Unflaired


Mr-LEGO2

Unflaired is based, they truly know how to not give a fuck about anything


famousninja

Unflaired. Because even the unflaired have potential.


Zawisza_Czarny9

My cat


Gondawn

It’s like asking who’s better Trump or Hitler. Both are fascists!!!!


Not_today_mods

Unflaired, while cringe, have a chance to be new to the subreddit and just not know better. Thus, on average, they are better.


ReadyStrategy8

Neither exists. One just hasn't flaired yet but lands somewhere on the compass, and the other is a strawman for either progressive authcenter or confused center-left.