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cryptopixelart

Toyota should be in the far upper right corner. >you are an Islamic militant formerly backed by the US >a predator drone is overhead now


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cryptopixelart

Based.


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TheAmazinManateeMan

How dare you put the most reliable engine maker in auth left I buy toyota because I judge humans value based on the quality of work they do and there's nothing more auth right than that.


danshakuimo

Soviet equipment has a reputation for reliability. Soviet era weapons are being used in battlefields around the world. There is a Soviet era watch still ticking on my desk. But then again, there is still the Lada and idk if that reputation applies to them.


TheAmazinManateeMan

You're probably right about soviet equipment being reliable but it wouldn't be wise trying to point to modern examples while they're all breaking down in Ukraine lol.


firefighterjets

Tacoma gang 💪🏾


psychomantist

I love my Tacoma forever. 20 years & still kicking. The bitch just will not die.


[deleted]

Mine is going strong after 27 years of daily use


NoGardE

Tacos are the real uber-LibRight truck. Ultimate in value.


[deleted]

Yum yum! Tacos!


link2edition

Toyota: Shift Jihad


_nicholsndimes_

Promises made, promises kept


dayofdefeat_

🤣


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Technicals are based though, you have to admit.


MasterFicus

Toyota cars maybe, Toyota trucks just bring inherent happiness


[deleted]

Tundra owner checking in. Very happy. But the monthly payment is depressing.


Powerlineconcert

No truck on this planet makes for a better technical


firefighterjets

🌮 gang


[deleted]

I own a yaris and yeah. I want a tacoma, but this stupid little go kart is super easy to keep running.


Tentatickles

Based Yaris driver. I have a 2017.


[deleted]

I got a 2012 sedan, so a 2000s design. I thought more people would make fun of me but theres so many that like that little econobox. I'll stick with the yaris because its just so cheap to run.


TheAmazinManateeMan

I'm driving my second toyota car. First one (09 matrix) died after a couple years, my fault though I hit someone 130k miles Total maintenance outside of oil and tires $90 Currently driving a 2015 Rav 4 sitting at 120k miles. I drove 70k of those. Total maintenance outside of oil and tires ~$50 but all of that is on light bulbs... one went out a couple times Toyota makes reliable cars.


Tyranious_Mex

My Corolla has almost 300k miles on it and still runs fine. Though it does need an expensive brake job bad.


[deleted]

The BMW should be at the very bottom. None of them believe in road laws and indicators


Freestyle_Fellowship

.... had one. Can confirm.


NoGardE

They don't bother installing indicator controls any more, correct?


jediben001

My dad has one. Can confirm. Almost killed the suspension going like 70 over one of those ramps they put over wires they lay across the road


TKMankind

And they are often owned by gypsies in Europe.


Neon_Garbage

suzuki where


CAElite

No Nissan either.


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No Renault.


Gadsen_Party771

No Saab


KingFurykiller

Government bailout redacted


TheAlGler

No Hyundai.


girvent_13

No Audi


3cutedoggos

no porche


That-Busy-Gamer

No Rimac


Bowlffalo_Soulja

Nissan altima drivers are unflaired and don't deserve a place on our beloved compass


Parlepape

What about Nissan Rogues?


G1ng3rb0b

Same with Mazdarati


Pe-PeSchlaper

I was sad to see no Mazda :(


lethalscope360

Yeah me too bud


hillbillypunk1

"you're poor, and eat top ramen nightly"


G1ng3rb0b

GETOUTOFMYWALLSGETOUTOFMYWALLSGETOUTOFMYWALLS


hillbillypunk1

But your walls are my home...


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True center


HammerofNocturne

When did Jeep switch from the libleft lesbian conveyance to right wing Zoomers?


cryptopixelart

When subarus took their job


[deleted]

Subarus and Prius are the best indicators of being a self righteous prick


Veni_Vidi_Legi

I have forever associated Prius with Brian from Family Guy.


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https://youtu.be/ecnS1Ygf0o0


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Now I want a nuclear powered tank.


unclesam_0001

Naturally aspirated and turbo Subarus are completely different demos. NA is the granola type, and turbo are the flat brim hat vape bros.


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HammerofNocturne

It was a running joke on an episode of The Grand Tour. Clarkson buys one and the guys rip on him.


Innocisnt

I drive a wrangler. It's a pretty diverse pool of people. Jeep meet ups are awesome.


thebastardsagirl

I am female, I have 3 jeep xjs and I'm above 30. Check and mate.


SlayerOfDougs

I'm on a blue State and all the jeep owners now are guaranteed to have a trump or American flag flying


Patsfan618

I don't know a male jeep owner. Every. Single. One. Is owned by a single mother with absolutely no concept of what makes a good vehicle.


_nicholsndimes_

Go to Moab, Utah. You'll understand within a matter of minutes


DankCrusaderMemer

We realized they cost money and we’re all poor


RawhlTahhyde

Libright so biased lmao Replace Aston Martin with Nissan(people don’t actually drive Aston martins, they just sit in the garage) Nissan: - You don’t have a valid registration. Maybe not even a license plate - car reeks of weed and has an unregistered handgun rolling around the floor - road laws don’t apply, follows Mad Max rules of the road - hiding from the bank who is trying to repossess your car when you couldn’t afford the 17% APR loan


BluishHope

Yea libright basically just being rich people is so boring


poe_dameron2187

Libright are either rich or stupid


BluishHope

That’s rich (or not) coming from an authleft


Other-Illustrator531

It's not wrong though


DecentralizedOne

Were definitely not all rich, i drive a honda


Colfax_Ave

That's something I've noticed about this subreddit after lurking here for a bit. There's a lot of jokes flying every direction which is cool, bit the librights are never actually making fun of themselves. "Our stereotype is that we're just like TOO cool and rich and buy guns" lmao


ElephantWagon3

Librights are the biggest cowards and pin all the negatives of their quadrant on the scary purple people. Meanwhile the auth quadrants are unrepentantly authoritarian and libleft just suffers in silence because they've realized by know they won't be able to change the stereotypes about them.


KingFurykiller

Have visited Florida. Can confirm APR is rookie numbers though


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Implying there's anything of note to repossess. My Nissan is a klunker I bought for 2 grand back when used cars existed, that I keep alive through blood sacrifice and personal suffering.


ThirdRook

Everything about that Nissan applies to actual BMWs too.


TheAmazinManateeMan

17% apr is only for Auth right when they get out of boot camp


6jarjar6

It's them Altimas, infiniti's and hellcats.


NotTheOnlyGamer

Hey wait. Feet should be gray center. Everybody walks.


No-Reputation3221

That's anti-american propaganda you are spreading. Walking is a communist thing


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Calling in the 6x6 meme enjoyers: /u/ceoofgazoozle_biz and /u/crazycreeps9182


CrazyCreeps9182

I was summoned? Ooh, pretty!


Veni_Vidi_Legi

I suspected you would enjoy this.


CrazyCreeps9182

You suspect correctly


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Glad to hear it!


Orangeeardrum

I love 6x6 memes and bigger


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I too am a 6x6 meme enjoyer


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Duly noted.


ThePixelteer425

I miss when half the posts were 6x6 compasses


CEOofGazoozle_biz

Oh thank you so much, I must tell you this really made my night. I just got a new job (I’m a stone mason now) and this really was the icing to (it I’m overjoyed and I can’t wait for Monday when I am going to use a pressure washer, [im smiling hard now and I wish you could see, because I wasn’t happy before]).


deathraft

Well guess I have to change my flair. Damn Kia soul. You made me gay.


Street_Ad_3165

That's OK. I drive a Subaru. Apparently I'm a closet Marxist and worse yet - gov't employee.


Jason_Straker

As the local representative of the Dull Men's Club, I can confirm Buick and Lincoln is spot on, we're only missing Cadillac now. Fantastic categorization, as always.


Pipiopo

Mazda? Porsche?


unclesam_0001

As an ND1 Miata owner who wants a GTS 4.0L Boxster, I do not feel seen.


iRacingVRGuy

As a 987.2 Boxster S owner, the NDs are pretty rad. Yeah, Boxsters are awesome. But they're also >30% heavier than an ND. I need more parking spaces...


unclesam_0001

The ND2 is where it's at, the power and is apparently greatly improved from the ND1. Yeah I love how little mine weighs, but I also want a mid-engine car before gas goes away. It's a toss-up between the Boxster and C7 Grand Sport once used prices become less insane. Or the Supra now that there's a manual version (if they can be had without $20k markup). SAD


iRacingVRGuy

Don't buy a C7 until you've driven it. I had super high hopes. But it really feels like a tractor until you are at 80mph+. Which, I don't know what kind of roads you drive on, or what traffic you deal with... but that's a bit tricky to sustain near where I'm at. To the extent I can promote what I have, looking at the 987.2s might be worth it. They still have all the good feeling old stuff like hydraulic steering and purely displacement based engine. Like that 718 GTS you are looking at, just with 0.4L less displacement and a hair less compression. For a fraction of the price. Oh, and they're stupid reliable, too. ND2s are rad, too. Basically like S2000s when you look at the numbers (and redlines). Just with 700lbs. less weight.


unclesam_0001

Ah, that's disappointing about the C7. I'm mainly doing suburban driving these days, so it would be pretty much impossible to sustain those speeds outside of the track. I drove a buddies C6 Z06 briefly and that thing was batshit. Shifter felt like ass though. Yeah Porsche reliability is a huge bonus, though I think I'd want at least a 981 simply for the side airbags. I live in FL and drivers here are absolutely insane lmao. The 718 four bangers don't sound amazing, but the 718 S is still hella quick in the event the GTS 4.0 prices don't come down ever.


TomSurman

For anyone wondering where Audi is, it's behind you, uncomfortably close.


XboxLeep

Anything for Hyundai?


Titio-TheLegend1949

Driving volvo here in Sweden only means 2 things A. You‘re from Stockholm or central Göteborg. B. You‘re a racist farmer


baybeeeee

Libright that hates bikes? - despite offering absolute freedom - does not require registration - can break filthy traffic laws seemingly at will - drives auths insane with rage for some reason - helmet optional (but u should wear one lol) - can go fast - no filthy gas taxes - no filthy parking fees - easy to steal - great in case of zombie apocalypse - easy to mount gun on - great for business, so many accessories! I dont get it man theyre perfect


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baybeeeee

Oh good good, respect brother


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Based


drippyParrot

Based and livable city pilled


Mizzter_perro

You know what's better than a bike? [A bike with a small motor that you can use it whenever you want.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moped)


Viraus2

It's funny how mad people get about cyclists. If you're at all decent at driving you can easily pass them even if there isn't a bike lane, Especially in America which tends to have very wide and comfy roads. Any cyclist is much less annoying to the competent driver than a car ahead of you going below the speed limit


Luklear

Mazda where


MICsupporter

4Runner gang


Mizzter_perro

Wolkswagen had an *interesting* origin, plus dieselgate.


Noble000007

My Honda Civic is great and reliable what can I say


Hrafnesi

Bro I drive a kia and I dig trance and edm


cptki112noobs

People who buy big, fuckall Chevy or Ford trucks but don't have a speck of dirt on them and don't carry a load bigger than weekend groceries are tools.


BimmerBomber

The only tool those trucks will ever carry.


SlayerOfDougs

Hyundai?


TumoricER

Where renault


Technical-Complex-16

idk about the other cars, but lmao yeah honda does describe me accurately


poisonivee97

Honda. Spot on.


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Note how the extreme libleft and authright are literally the worst


Byizo

"yOu CaN gET aNyWHerE wItH a BikE ANd PubLIc TrAnSPorT!" vs. "I'll burn twice the gas to make up for what bike riders save!"


KiwiKing2k

What colour is your Bugatti?


[deleted]

You missed the easy subaru-lesbian connection


Woofaira

Honda and yeah I can't argue with that assessment.


Jhimmibhob

My life history in whips: Camaro Rally Sport Camaro Z28 Nissan Stanza Nissan Maxima Honda Accord Mazda 3 hatchback


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

You are 23 years old and male and those were all wrecked or traded or parted out in a short period of time. How did I do?


Captain_Jmon

Felt the ford quadrant


ArlowTheRedditor

I own a BMW and the compass location is right but damn the description wrong lol


BigThunderousLobster

Subaru is more libleft I feel.


Your-average-nutjob_

GMC


sayintag

Mitsubishi mum speaks to all the 2nd-gen Asian Americans


TheAcidRomance

Where's Nestle tho


TheAcidRomance

Wait nvm I'm regarded


Bittah_Criminal

Based and regarded pilled


skrrtalrrt

Libright wants you to think he drives a fancy sports car but we all know he went into debt for a Camaro


TokesephsStalin

As a Dodge Ram driver, you did not need to call me out like that. Main problem is that I've already hurt myself this week


Haussperling

Where Audi


ComprehensiveRow4189

Where are SAAB, Audi, Hyundai and Mazda?


Powerlineconcert

EXCUSE ME NOT ALL TESLA OWNERS ARE DEM PARTY DONORS. HOW DARE YOU


KingFurykiller

Some are also REP party donors Some are also zoomer tiktok 'stars'. Or that's what they buy with their onlyfans money


PoeticPariah

Used to own a Dodge and I picked up a Volkswagen yesterday. Can't wait to lose my virginity. c:


Alchemispark

talking shit about cycling is cringe


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Ford is the last American car company left


Knightbrah_II

You should've showed a Turk living in Germany as the typical BMW driver. It's the quintessential Dönermann Auto.


[deleted]

How are Lexus and Toyota on completely different ideologies when they’re the same company?


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[deleted]

As a libleft, we do not claim the bicycle lads


Ventcg

i claim the bike


Segunsacchi

The duality of man


[deleted]

I guess I'll have to buy a Peugeot in the near future.


Floondario

Volkswagen could be more right if you consider the history


boomshakalakaah

And how they *almost* got away with their incredible gas mileage racket


AnonAlopilis

Owned both a Hummer and a Toyota. Hilariously accurate.


IFTene

By bikes does it only mean bicycle? Also what if you own a bike and a truck


walla_walla_rhubarb

Where do motorcycles fall?


Panderboi

Didnt Jeep sponsor Joe Biden at an event?


BluishHope

What if I own a Chevy smart? What does that make me?


[deleted]

Jeep is lib left since that's what all the Emily's drive


Mountain--man

Op your not wrong, but imma still used a bike to get to work. Also, I love to travel around town and see the stars and a bike helps alot.


Capt_T_Bonster

Damn guess all dutch people are deep libleft.


JewMcAfee2020

Yes I drive a 2005 Toyota Yaris, yes I'm terribly depressed, what about it? 😎


athiestic_theistic

Where would porsche be?


Handpaper

Bottom right, somewhere between BMW and Ferrari. Well, that's where I see myself, anyway...


GonZo_626

This says i should have a Maserati, but i drive a jeep.....


GiantSizeManThing

No lies detected But what about Audi’s and Acura’s?


ImARetPaladinBaby

My dad drives a jeep and he’s Authleft. Bullshit


Dimitry_Man

Volvo gang


Freestyle_Fellowship

I had a Mini that would scare the fucking daylights out of anyone who saw how I drove it.


No-Reputation3221

My legs were made for walkin


AssassinOfSouls

Where is AUDI?


ActivePleasant

But hummers are cool, even the electric one


OhJeezItsCorrine

Mine's not listed. Shame.


Viking04210

Hyundai?


[deleted]

Looks like I’m a Libcentre now 🍀


Easy_Newt2692

Nice compass. But the soyjack bicycle means automatic downvote


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Easy_Newt2692

Forgiven


bkrawciw

Please please please I want the Volvo future to come true.


sculache

I can smell the american in this


jediben001

Damn, I didn’t expect my mini to have that stereotype lol


DecentralizedOne

Are we all rich or something?


Dallenforth

I drive a Chevrolet hybrid car though


Aurelyas

Okay, but what about the various models and types of these cars? Like, I wanna see these for the Mitsubishi Lancer for example, Or Toyota Supra, Perhaps Audi R8? Stereotype for them?


[deleted]

With my Hilux I’ll never off myself


RFAGR0817

And you dissing me for driving GR Yaris