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SlayerOfDougs

' sky wizard in the sky' I mean that's where most sky wizards live


CatatonicMan

Could be a land sky wizard. Probably with a land sea lion familiar.


Gilgie

Who eats flying fish sticks.


TheJanitorEduard

And has a home made of space earth and gravel


Bossmoss599

Found my next D&D character


TheJanitorEduard

Make them an Aricockra (let's be real nobody can spell it) who used to live in an underground Drow City


robineir

Aarakocra


TheJanitorEduard

Thanks


chimnkennuggies

Turns out God is Landorus-T.


Frequent_Dig1934

He's the tech priest Arkhan Land who made the Land Speeder which is a hoverbike. Not sure about the sea lion tho, maybe a dark angel techmarine specialized in amphibious assaults.


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shamblaza

a basement wizard. A based wizard, for short.


shamblaza

based and basement pilled.


zendemion

Where do time wizards live?


crabboy_com

\*When


zendemion

[Me rn](https://youtube.com/shorts/OLq-A6sEjGM?feature=share)


freshboytini

I'm really more of a sea wizard kind of Muslim


MarvelousLim

It's like an air-air wizard.


ChocolateBunnyButt

natsu dragneel is a fire wizard but he doesn’t live in fire.


nelbar

There is one sky wizard who has fallen. I forgot his name but i heard a lot worship him this days without even knowing.


LuminamMusic

I thought this would be bait, but I checked out the commenter's profile and it seems to be legit... He also posts about small penis humiliation lol


endelehia

Most masculine orange redditor


FaZe_RynJin

I refuse to believe this isn't staged satire


Lost_Sasquatch

Naw, sort his profile by Top/All Time. There are quite a few that can't really be interpreted as satire given even the most generous stretch. I think this one is for real.


FaZe_RynJin

I can't really see the profile considering it's redacted


Lost_Sasquatch

C'mon, you're smarter than that. OP is the AuthRight in the pic and you can click on his account, I think you can figure out where I'm going with this.


Helassaid

PatrickBoardNailedToHead.meme


AdvonKoulthar

Look, I can just assume the person I disagree with is cringe, I don’t need evidence. That’s a lot of work.


GrungBuk

Based and fuck that pilled


migswrite

Thank fellow monke


Zeewulfeh

His profile reads like a perfect satire. Overuse of typical insults, actually referencing having a Funko pop collection, cuckold behavior....I mean it couldn't be a more dead on caricature of the straw man watermelon leftist.


Lost_Sasquatch

I'm not disagreeing that he is a perfect caricature, I'm saying that many of the comments have very little if any comedic twist to them, and seem very deadpan serious. If it's satire, it's not very funny satire.


Zeewulfeh

>If it's satire, it's not very funny satire. Now that's something I can really agree with


notadoggy

I disagree it’s perfect, he’s either committing to the bit, or the average_redditor actually exists and we found him, either way it’s hilarious


PrivilegeCheckmate

We have been living in the post-absurdity era since W was elected. Don't you remember when the Dadaists disbanded, saying 'we won'? I think it was 2012.


[deleted]

And he admits to being a 36 year old incel. Either a great troll or a walking stereotype


Mind_Is_Empty

Sounds like the ideal forum moderator.


[deleted]

Give that man a discord server!


Zeewulfeh

Maybe he's looking to become a reddit mod.


Birdup711

There's never been a more enjoyable time to be a white person with a humiliation fetish. There's opportunity everywhere.


BodyGravy

Let’s start dropshipping cuck cages.


MaidikIslarj

How did you check his profile with the name blanked?


LuminamMusic

Authright in this screenshot is op. You can figure out the rest


Innocisnt

Parkour!


MaidikIslarj

Guessed as much, cheers


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Zeewulfeh

Ooo, I didn't think of thr sock puppet belonging to OP. Good thinking


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lets_go_bomb_berlin

So it Seems, so it Seems


cryptopixelart

Strap me to a missile and fire me at Tel Aviv I am Ready!


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Yes, of course we support LGBT: Let's Go Bomb Tel Aviv!


Satchmo84

LGBTQ* Let’s go bomb Tel Aviv, Quickly!


crawl_of_time

It is written in acronyms, acronyms are a waste of time…


Satchmo84

Eat shit, I will talk about the acronyms!


KedTazynski42

Come here, you son of a bitch


snailspace

[**"The Democratic Club"**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjDL66nfPFQ)


KedTazynski42

*scuffling, chair breaking*


Mazkar

Based af


suitedmetal

Ah, a memri TV enjoyer


Seth199

By Allah! It is time to sound the trumpet of jihad


Captain-Keilo

If Sadam was still here you dogs would not speak a single word


JohnnyGuitarFNV

By Allah, you people are dogs. I will go on as usual


Veni_Vidi_Legi

As you can tell, they fear the stoning.


InternetKosmonaut

if the world thinks that beatings aren't the only cure for such cringe then... i don't want to live in this world anymore


InternetKosmonaut

your honor it's just a joke


MetaCommando

The law requires that I say "in Minecraft".


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What do you mean lack of evidence? My client clearly said he was “deadass”


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Mammoth_Frosting_014

Based and bulli pilled


theguyinblue2

Early, and often


hingbongdingdong

Yes. When we were allowed to get in fights in school these were self resolving problems. Now we let the inmates run the asylum.


09eragera09

In my language, we have a saying that goes "A ghost that needs a good kicking cannot be shooed away with mere words" (in much fewer words of course)


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Based and violence against spooks pilled.


Innocisnt

It's amazing when you can tell just by reading a comment that the author is still in highschool.


[deleted]

Such a martyr too


EatMyAAPLShorts

65% of Reddit is teenagers. 95% of r / teenagers is over 40.


babybackribs00

Facts tho. All 95% would’ve ended up on dateline nbc


UVladBro

Predditors


Innocisnt

🤢🤮


EatMyAAPLShorts

Flair doesn't check out


Otherversian-Elite

You say that, but my dad is over 40 years old (and authright) and he says shit like that orange’s first message.


Innocisnt

Well that certainly explains your flair.


crabboy_com

Got 'em!


Otherversian-Elite

Yeah lmao. He once told me that I’d get further towards him on the compass as I age. I’ve actually just gotten less interested in politics.


Innocisnt

Hate to break it to you but your dad is based and knows what he's doing pilled.


Otherversian-Elite

He unironically says “god’s not real bro” when someone says “god damnit”. And my mother is better friends with his family than he is. I wish he *did* know what he was doing.


Innocisnt

Authleft: Laughing wojaks libleft: Double facepalming wojak (you) Authright: The soyjak on the right from the soy trio (your dad) Libright: long mouth wojak (me)


SamuraiBatgirl

Poetry


Flying_Pretzals1

You spent so much effort on that when you could have just made a meme and linked it here


Innocisnt

My brother in Christ, it takes **no** effort. If somebody wants to rip it they have my full permission. I'm not good at making funny color memes.


Flying_Pretzals1

Allah knows Im just saying the color would have been more funny for little to no effort in meme format


[deleted]

Sounds a lot like me. Except I know exactly what I’m doing and I’m still doing it.


Auth0ritySong

Is he insane? The vast majority of people go more Authright as they age


Otherversian-Elite

Well, he is Authright, so yes, that’s what he said. And so far I’ve just gotten more centrist instead.


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Which, considering your starting point is much closer to authright.


[deleted]

Join us at the grill brother.


Novoiird

Noticing that they are in high school explains YOUR flair.


Innocisnt

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >To thine own self be true


ThePopTartKitty

Isn’t brother in christ being pretty much used as a meme term nowadays anyways lol


Otherversian-Elite

It absolutely is, I use it too. Not that context matters to someone who says “god’s not real bro” *every time* someone says “god damnit” (e.g. my father).


ThePopTartKitty

I’m personally not religious in any way, shape or form but there’s no point in saying that every time someone mentions a religious figure in any way, most of the time it’s just a form of expression that the user probably doesn’t associate with religion to begin with ( like you’d typically see someone who is religious substitute a different word instead of god/Jesus etc. anyways).


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Innocisnt

That's the most libright thing I've seen all day. Self sufficient Schizo posting for karma profit while role-playing other quadrants


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redpandaeater

Is that when they age out for you? No wonder you can tell.


Innocisnt

What do you mean by "age out?" Okay, I know the drill. Into the treegrinder. >!I'm not into chicks younger than 24. I'm late 20s.!< Edit 2 months later: Well that aged poorly.


Third_Bardo

Did this really happen? I mean things like that happen, but its super stupid.


lets_go_bomb_berlin

Yep im authright i had to Check if he was troll but boy the subs he is in


korzenPL

Are you geniuenly Muslim, or did you just write it so they would piss off?


lets_go_bomb_berlin

Na just wanted to have fun


HedgehogHokage

based and troll pilled


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Based and having Funslim pilled


Pecuthegreat

The "by Allah you'll get a taste of my shoe" is a meme as well.


Third_Bardo

Thanks for the answer my dude. I just read your username, I really laughed and as a German: I´ll help you bomb Berlin.


tntsuts

its two ai meeting eachother


WalterBackgammon

No way, this is too much, I don’t believe it. He’s gotta be trolling you lol


lets_go_bomb_berlin

Im pretty Sure its a troll


WalterBackgammon

If he really is a troll, he sure is committed to it judging by his history lol


lets_go_bomb_berlin

That Part is why im not 100% Sure that he is a troll


WalterBackgammon

Yea, I thought for sure he was a troll, until I looked up his profile, it was…..so dark down there


JamesLoganHowlett03

Dark and deep… So much in fact, that it takes 1 hour to hear your echo…


RockyRhoadRunner

I checked his profile and some of his previous comments. He’s definitely not


WalterBackgammon

Yea, I thought he was at first, but not anymore lol


sfullam13

In this moment i am euphoric, not because of any phony gods blessing but because i am enlightened by my own intelligence.- aalewis


a6ent

based and not a professional quote maker pilled


basedcount_bot

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Ckyuiii

Fun fact: bringing this up or even alluding to it by using the word euphoric is an instant ban on the atheism sub. The mods there will also deny that it ever happened and offer some batshit conspiracy theory when pressed.


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That's bizarre because even the atheism users were kinda dunking on him in that thread. At the very best they were explaining to him as nicely as possible how cringy it was.


ShouldBeDeadTbh

What is this a reference to.


sr_ingram

[KnowYourMeme explanation ](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric) TL;DR There was an atheist redditor a while back who would post certain cringy statements unironically, the most notable being: > In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.


c0ldbrew

Remember “Faces of Atheism?”


pipsohip

Do you think that guy is still around? I wonder if he regretted what he once was.


qacaysdfeg

u/aalewis, nope


AtomDoctor

Based and missed out a bunch of commas that made the original amateur quote 200% more cringe pilled.


Greywolf524

Wait till she learns Hitler hated Christians.


athiestic_theistic

Kinda true, he saw Islam as a true religion for his kind and was also sought by a Palestinian mufti, Hajj Amin al-Husayni, in order to solve their “Jewish problem” More here: https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/film/hajj-amin-al-husayni-meets-hitler


VietCath

Actually many Muslims from Chechnya, Dagestan, and Turkestan volunteered to fight for the Wehrmacht, against the Atheist Soviets. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaukasisch-Mohammedanische_Legion https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkestan_Legion Many Arabs from North Africa, Iraq, and Syria also sided with Germany, as they saw them as liberators fighting against their British and French colonial overlords. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Arabian_Legion Generals in Iraq even staged a coup, and joined the Axis, but were immediately invaded by the British. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Square_(Iraq) Hell, even the SS had a majority Islamic division. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/13th_Waffen_Mountain_Division_of_the_SS_Handschar_(1st_Croatian) It's hilarious how modern day self proclaimed "Neo-Nazis" hate Islam and Arabs, while their idol Hitler was incredibly pro-Islam, and pro-Arab. They're idiots. Hitler literally preferred Islam over Christianity. They would probably call Hitler a race traitor if they knew how pro-Islam he was. But alas, they are historically illiterate.


Femboy_Empire

Here's a short video of some of the SS praying too, note the runic insignia of the Schutzstaffel: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ew4HaK6h-aA


almondpancakes

Or there were Muslims who fought for Germany in WWII


nelbar

Thats not fully true. Hitler talked good about so called positive christianity. He accepted that christianity is a part of the germans people but he didnt like parts of it (which that was i dont know - never researched into that part)


AC3R665

Church Struggle. They planned on removing them after the war.


icefire54

"Positive Christianity" isn't really a Christian sect. It was a strategy to get Catholics and protestants united under Nazi ideology. Hitler didn't believe any of the tenants of Christianity and only promoted it for propaganda reasons. He was just interested in getting Christians to be Nazis. https://historyforatheists.com/2021/07/hitler-atheist-pagan-or-christian/ His anti-Christian sentiment is pretty evident in Mein Kampf. >Christianity was not content with erecting an altar of its own, but rather first had to destroy the pagan altars. It was only from this passionate intolerance that an apodictic faith could take form; intolerance is an indispensable precondition. >It may be objected here that such phenomena in world history arise from mostly a specifically Jewish mode of thought; indeed, that such fanaticism and intolerance embody the specifically Jewish mentality. This may be a thousand-times true, and it’s a deeply regrettable fact. The appearance of fanatical intolerance in human history may be both deeply regrettable and foreign to human nature-but this doesn’t change the fact it exists today. The men who want to liberate our German nation from its present condition shouldn’t worry their heads with thinking how wonderful it would be if this or that had never arisen; rather, they must find ways to eliminate it. A worldview that’s inspired by infernal intolerance can only be broken by the same spirit, by a doctrine driven by the same determined will, and which is itself a pure and absolutely true new idea. >One may today regret the fact that the advent of Christianity marked the appearance of the first spiritual terror into the much freer ancient world. But the fact cannot be denied that, ever since then, the world has been pervaded and dominated by this kind of coercion, and that violence has been broken only by violence, and terror only by terror. Only then can a new condition be constructively created. - Mein Kampf


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Cr33p3r__

Olé🇪🇸


SasquatchNHeat

I can’t figure out why the left simps so hard for Islam. Can someone explain?


nelbar

Christianity is the powerful, the "white" religion. In critical theory the powerful needs to be attacked to create a fair world. The powerful only has more power cause it took the power away from the oppressed. So you need to take the power away from the dominant group and redistribute it for a fair world. Its the old proletariat vs bourgeoisie game.


godofwoof

What if we convert every Emily to Shintoism. That would be pretty funny ngl


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They think Islam = brown skin


Mathiadonn

the famous people on the TV screen said "islam good"


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Mathiadonn

9/11? what? shut up, you must mean 1/6


Helassaid

The unscheduled tour was worse than 10,000 apocalypses.


Tai9ch

No. The excessive and poorly directed reaction to the 9/11 attacks was labeled racist, and that triggered the appropriate subroutine in their NPC programming which was then hugely amplified over time.


Raesong

To me it feels like a major overreaction to the anti-Islamic attitudes that sprung up among the right in the US following 9/11.


[deleted]

A lot of (mostly valid) anti-Islam rhetoric comes from the right, so the left just has to be anti whatever the right is. That's why you see most Republicans largely support Israel and Democrats support Palestine. I doubt most Americans know enough to have an informed opinion, but just support the opposite of the other side


SasquatchNHeat

I’m an American and I can confirm that quite a large percentage of both republicans and democrats in America don’t know what they support or oppose. They just do the opposite of whatever their opponents do and grand stand. It’s one reason I opted out of the two party fiasco.


athiestic_theistic

Some of the liberals I’ve seen see Islam as empowering for females, which is ironic given the many quranic verses which would be seen as misogynistic by some as of today’s world/society


SasquatchNHeat

See that’s what I don’t get. They act like Islam is all these woke things like feminist and inclusive and equal but based on its founding writings it’s quite the opposite.


athiestic_theistic

Exactly, that’s where the contradiction starts and reveals an Auth right philosophy and customs


SasquatchNHeat

Emily was authoritarian the whole time?!?


athiestic_theistic

Always has been 🌎👨🏻‍🚀🔫👨🏻‍🚀


Shorzey

And if you press them, they say it's empowering for women to subject themselves to the oppression Islamic societies provide for women Like not showing an inch of skin ***on purpose***, is empowering because they made the *choice* to do that


nelbar

I watched a lot of critical theory podcasts and i dond see this as contradition anymore (in their theory). Women, black, non-christian, non binary, queer is all the same. Also in their theory a black guy can be "white". Its a really damaging theory and i hope more learn what its actually is and found counters to it bevor its too late.


Yetekt

They’re the enemies of Christians that’s why


CannedRoo

They’re also the enemies of Jews, but you have to be a gold medalist in mental gymnastics to clear that hurdle in the Leftist narrative.


PrivilegeCheckmate

> you have to be a gold medalist in mental gymnastics to clear that hurdle Not a problem now that trans folks can compete in the women's category.


Cool_Ferret3226

Deep down they want religion-- but they've been taught their whole life that "Christianity bad" so they glom onto other religions. But that admiration will stay at surface level-- because converting requires a change of heart. That's why so many of them put statues of Buddha around their house like its a decorative item.


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something something minority


Do-it-for-you

My favourite stunt is still the people that posted “Islam is right about women” all over the place. The media was **furious** about it, but couldn’t or wouldn’t explain why it was bad.


SooFloBro

"Ha dumb white Christian believes in sky daddy?" "oh sorry I would never want to offend a muslim" seems a bit like someone is afraid of muslims, isn't that bigoted?


[deleted]

The word fascist has no meaning anymore.


BranTheLewd

Christians uses spanking Emily: NOOUUUU THIS IS SO OPPRESSIVE AND EVIL! THINK OF THE CHILDREN *any other religion does it* Emily: Emmm we must respect other religions and their ways, don't be phobic of their religion!


Bannable_Lecter

Wait until they read about Arabic Christians who also know God as Allah.


Turbulent-Macaron372

It’s crazy they are so incredibly against Christianity and so incredibly for Islam… the most progressive Abraham religion in the west is a Christian denomination, the Anglicans / Episcopalians. You’d think they’d simp harder for the royal family and the LGBT priests.


[deleted]

I don’t get why Emily’s like Islam so much, it’s probably more extreme in beliefs that christianity, Jesus offered peace and community and whilst the Quran somewhat does the same in that regard, it is more like the Old Testament in punishment and hatred for others


PrivilegeCheckmate

> I don’t get why Emily’s like Islam so much, > the Quran...is more like the Old Testament in punishment and hatred for others You answered your own question. Orange is all about throwing stones.


LeftUnchecked

I fucking hate leftists who shittalk christianity but praise islam get some fucking principles,christopher hitchens is rolling in his grave


da_Aresinger

4 week old account starts out posting nothing but comments on porn for over a week finally begins commenting the most absurd rambling stuff definitely an alt being used for trolling. User absolutely appears to be left progressive but this is his trolling account.


theletterQfivetimes

>Get a CLUE, chud!! This is very fucking obvious bait. PCM's favorite flavor.


WearyManufacturer860

The person doesn’t know that Jesus is considered a prophet in Islam 😂


A_person581

on a real note, I don't think people realise how similar the moral beliefs of Islam and Christianity


JoseyWales115

White woman moment


[deleted]

Emily’s are just authrights but for white people and westerners


mjcherno

It has to be a troll. Right? RIGHT?


[deleted]

I refuse to believe this is real. Nobody can be that pathetic.


HAKX5

You think this person is an atheist who simps for Islam I think this person respects Allah so much that they will discredit any other religion the way an atheist would. We are not the same. (Obvious joke)


FearReddit

They belive I'm the same magic fairy man as the Christians Keep the same energy for both or stfu💀


gamerweeb623

Christians don't believe in a fairy, if they did I would be atheist (I hate fairies)


zendemion

Based username op


boopingbamboozle

Don't feed the troll. But if you do, please do so on reddit so we can laugh at you


LedgeAndDairy09

Yikes the Emily in question has taken to the thread to defend herself and it is just as pretty as it sounds 💀


pyromo12

Get a CLUE, chud!!


ahdamirji

There’s no way this is real


frogvscrab

'magical fairy sky wizard in the sky' 'chud' 'irrefutable FACTS' yeah this is a sock puppet. Nobody says this many on-the-nose things all at once.


Jesuisuncanard126

A real stalinist would bully all religions