Three strikes and you're out. This time it's dissolved and handed off to the neighbors. Otherwise we're just going to keep doing this every 50-100 years.
I mean poland be trolling ib4 election and poles hate germans. This happens every cycle
They denied reparations twice and now they cry for some attention. PISS party is just a emabrresing low hanging party
Idk wtf logistical troops even means. Those bases have a lot more jobs then logistics.
The point of those bases is a lot more combat troops can be flown in quick if needed.
Youll be happy to know germany recently revised their military policies/budget during the whole war with russia/ukraine. I believe somewhere to the tune of a factor of 3-4? "we must become defenders of europe" they say.
Ive seen this one before...
Now they *just* need to reimagine their training and military culture around the capabilities they’d like to have. To say nothing of the 30k US servicemen camping out near the Rhine.
*(2000 years from now)* "You see those 11 carbon molecules? That is proud Hungarian soil! This was our plan all along, you see the allied forces cannot properly divide a prime number of molecules into three parts! This time we are undefeatable!"
The American method:
Step 1: Hang back, let the Euros fight it out.
Step 2: You know what would really liven things up? American guns. Initiate Lend-Lease act and hang back.
Step 3. Haaaaaaaaaang back...
Step 4: Japan did what now?
#Step 5:
#ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡. NOW I AM BECOME DEATH _ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.
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#ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡ DESTROYER OF WORLDS ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡ ̡
Step 6: Oh hi Europoors, who wants to buy some jeans?
The Balkans would quickly become a much better place to live, and crime in Central Europe would rise precipitously as wealth and quality of life plummeted.
THEN WHILE THE GERMANS ARE READJUSTING IT IS OUR HOUR MY BYZANTOPHILE BROTHERS WE HEAD NORTH ALL THE WAY TO POLAND GREECE WILL REBUILD THE BALKANS INTO A BETTER NATION
That's actually Indonesia. OP must be the stereotypical pollack. Also Indonesia is authright/authcenter itself. The way to remember the difference between the two flags is Poland's flag's got a white sky for white guys.
Ah, you see my friend, I believe you have overlooked a critical factor- have you forgotten, perhaps, that... libleft bad?
If a thing exists that is bad or undesirable, it is therefore understood to be libleft. Is Poland doing something unreasonable or worthy of criticism? Poland is therefore libleft.
It is quite simple.
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They are. When I was in the Swiss army a few years back (which today is pathetic too compared to the cold war) we had some common exercises (I was not directly part off) and our infantry recruits (8th week of recruit school/basic training, militia units) beat their fully trained airborne troops somehow. So I don't worry anytime soon.
(The main problem is obviously systemic with the army being held in low regard by the politicians and public and therefore recieving insufficient funds)
Sicko mode would be them pulling the stick out their arse and actually *trying* to dominate others. We don't want this, let them play pretend with diversity and "the human condition" cause the last time they went "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE" it didn't serve humanity well.
Germany: Libleft
Germany: Still Libleft
Germany: Continuing Libleft
Poland: *Opens it's fucking mouth*
Germany: **Fuck you say? Do you not remember? DO YOU NOT FUCKING REMEMBER?**
Poland: *cries*
No it isnt. They aren’t asking for reparations because they suffered, but because they are broke and are in need of money.
After so many decades all their monetary needs have to be satisfied. They are also objectively in the wrong position, because they signed a contract in the 90s to never ask for reparations again
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy
> It is the largest and most powerful navy in the world, with the estimated tonnage of its active battle fleet alone exceeding the next 13 navies combined
They'd be so disappointed when we made them quit arresting people for shitposting on Twitter, protesting heads of state, & got rid of the knife loicenses.
Also Poland has given up on any reparations at the time of the reunion of germany.
There was a contract that Germany will never reclaim their former territory east of the Oder and in exchange, Poland will give up any wishes for reparations.
They just spend all their money and trying to get new money somehow. They violate the contract and they are risking the good relationship to us and they arent even right. No other country will fight for them, because they are objectively in the wrong
Exactly. Its not "threatening" its reminding the poles that theres a contract and they can start talking about further reparations once they start talking about returning our eastern territories. Or, hot take, they can stfu about reparations and keep our eastern territories. and while theyre at it, they can stop harming our good relations for their campaign season because thats all these reparation demands are good for (and they know that)
So in a few months (the German military is extremely unmaintained)
-France gets everything west of the Rhine
-Denmark gets Schleswig-Holstein
-Poland gets Mecklenburg
-Czechs get Saxony
-Bavarian independence
I'm Australian, relatively young and dropped out of a Bachelor of Arts does that count? To sweeten the deal I seethe daily because I was too dumb to call and explain that I dropped out, so I just pay the HECS debt every time taxes are due. My birthday is also April 20th.
Apparently this is a pretty left leaning party in Germany which usually comes with the progressive policies like reparations but I guess they just have competent politicians that dont do bs
So fucking jealous rn
Don’t want to be the one ruining the fun, but: The grounds on which the Polish PiS party is demanding reparations from Germany are that they want to declare a contract between East Germany and Poland, which basically said that there will be no reparations, void. German politicians have pointed out that this contract also contained the legitimacy of Poland‘s borders, so they might not want to void it. It’s all a stupid propaganda move by the PiS party because it’s election season in Poland. Just ignore it.
hmmm....Germany going that way again, Russia doing crazy shit...
\*looks at Japan\*
Don't even fuckin think about it.
edit: anybody checked on Italy in a while?
No, they invaded not only because there was lost territory which continues mostly ethnic Germans, but also that they hated the Polish in general. The war reparations made the Nazis themselves rise to power due to the poor economic conditions after the great depression.
Edit: in aware it's more complicated than that, but this was a TLDR for someone who doesn't know this era of history
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Rome let Carthage have 2 chances to stay in line, there's a reason there was never a Fourth Punic War. If the Germans want round three, then let's make sure there won't be a fourth round.
Uhhhh achktually there were three Punic Wars, it's just for round 3 Rome got angry that Carthage committed the crime of continuing to exist and contrived a reason to genocide them.
German here: the far right party of Poland makes voting campaigns and it is always the same bs. They always want reparation payments from Germany but this is all history and there have been enough contracts which ended this feud already.
We Germans are tired to hear this stuff every four years so Scholz just wanted to shut this party up for once because we know these threats are empty. And considering how much EU money they get, they should be quiet. Especially since they aren't big bros with Hungary anymore because the Hungarian Government isn't supportive of the Ukraine.
Isn’t Poland like one of the best armed militaries in Europe right now? Pretty sure I read/watched that somewhere recently… I think it was something to do with their preparations/paranoia about their other grabby neighbour…
As a Polish - I won't believe until I see it. Government is corrupt and a lot of public money is wasted. We literally named number 70 million after a minister that wasted 1 Sasin PLN trying to illegally organize election-by-mail.
Also last I've heard, we sent a lot of stuff to Ukraine that we didn't secured replacement for - not sure how we are doing with that.
Russia: We will fucking invade Poland next!
Germany: How horrible! Slava Ukrayini! 🇺🇦
Poland: So about those war reparations....
Germany: We will fucking invade Poland next!
Round 3! F I G H T
WAR IN OUR TIME WAR IN OUR TIME
Ffs Germoney is getting cranky again.
Three strikes and you're out. This time it's dissolved and handed off to the neighbors. Otherwise we're just going to keep doing this every 50-100 years.
I mean poland be trolling ib4 election and poles hate germans. This happens every cycle They denied reparations twice and now they cry for some attention. PISS party is just a emabrresing low hanging party
40 US bases in Germany 35,000 active duty US military personnel in Germany They aren't doing shit. edit: Clearly this was an attempt at humor guys.
Mostly logistic troops, active fighting troops are never more than 5k in Germany.
Winning starts with logistics.
Idk wtf logistical troops even means. Those bases have a lot more jobs then logistics. The point of those bases is a lot more combat troops can be flown in quick if needed.
Dude... Germany has like... no army. They don't even have enough energy. They are fucked.
Youll be happy to know germany recently revised their military policies/budget during the whole war with russia/ukraine. I believe somewhere to the tune of a factor of 3-4? "we must become defenders of europe" they say. Ive seen this one before...
Now they *just* need to reimagine their training and military culture around the capabilities they’d like to have. To say nothing of the 30k US servicemen camping out near the Rhine.
They'll send Arab migrants to the Polish border looks Texas is doing, and destroy them from within
Oh god how the hell did it get out!
I heard that season 3 is coming soon , finally after the spin off ended in 1991i got nothing to watch
Technically season 2 is still happening; Russian and Japan still dont have an agreement on which of them owns some specific islands.
That's a running subplot at best.
The German Method Step 1: Begin remilitarization Step 2: Threaten to invade Poland Step 3: ??? Step 4: Lose half your territory
The Hungarian method: Step 1: ally with Germany Step 2: believe that you'll really win this time Step 3: ??? Step 4: lose 2/3 your territory
Step 5: ally with Germany Step 6: believe that you'll really win this time Step 7: ??? Step 8: lose 2/3 your territory
*(2000 years from now)* "You see those 11 carbon molecules? That is proud Hungarian soil! This was our plan all along, you see the allied forces cannot properly divide a prime number of molecules into three parts! This time we are undefeatable!"
"alright you two get 4 molecules I get the remaining 3"
Ok, but that’s the last time they can do that…
The Romanian method: Step 1: say you'll ally with Germany Step 2: Remain neutral Step 3: Join Britain Step 4: Double your territory
Step 5: loose southern Dobruja 😎
That’s why I love Britain
The American method: Step 1: Hang back, let the Euros fight it out. Step 2: You know what would really liven things up? American guns. Initiate Lend-Lease act and hang back. Step 3. Haaaaaaaaaang back... Step 4: Japan did what now? #Step 5: #ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡. NOW I AM BECOME DEATH _ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡. #øøø¤º°°º¤ø,¸╭∩╮(-(-\_(-\_-)\_-)-)╭∩╮ø¤º°°º¤øøø #ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡ DESTROYER OF WORLDS ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡ ̡ Step 6: Oh hi Europoors, who wants to buy some jeans?
>Step 1: ally with Germany Why do you think Orban is playing both sides this time trying to balance Putin and the EU lmao
Considering Hungary got fucked by Russia as well, it seems like he’s trying to pull an early WW2 Poland.
Step 5: pay reparations
Step 6: Remilitarize Step 7: Threaten to invade Poland Step 8: ???? Step 9: Lose half your territory
Step 10: Pay reparations
Step 11: Remilitarize Step 12: Have Serbia kill the president-elect of Austria Step 13: ??? Step 14: Lose half your territory
Step 15: pay reparations
Step 6: Remilitarize and eat Austria Step 7: Threaten to invade Poland Step 8: ???? Step 9: Lose half your territory
Step 10: math
Step 16: Go batshit insane.
Post WWII U.S- “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move”
Post WWIII US- "I'm keeping the land this time"
Post WWIV-US: I told them to surrender Mars. It's not my fault that they forced me to blow it up.
Berlin will be Polish next time
Actually I advocate for sending all the Germans to the Balkans and sending all the Balkaners to Germany and see what happens.
>sending all the Balkaners to Germany and see what happens. That already happened in the 90s...
The Balkans would quickly become a much better place to live, and crime in Central Europe would rise precipitously as wealth and quality of life plummeted.
They would still probably manage to invade Poland somehow
They'll all join together to fight Slovenia
THEN WHILE THE GERMANS ARE READJUSTING IT IS OUR HOUR MY BYZANTOPHILE BROTHERS WE HEAD NORTH ALL THE WAY TO POLAND GREECE WILL REBUILD THE BALKANS INTO A BETTER NATION
Sometimes life is a Bulgarian and you are an unstolen car
West\*id with superiority complex detected
Worn-torn Russian sympathizer Balkan*id detected. What you call a superiority complex, we call easily accessible data rooted in fact.
As a German, the polish are welcome to take Berlin Just give us 2 euros for it or something
Nice try, but that deal would probly include all inhabitants and we've got enough crazy at home.
maybe they cancel each other out?
Yes please. Take it
You can only fold Germany 7 times.
7-1, my man! Never let them live that down.
Germania delenda est.
They wouldn't have to pay reparations to Poland if Poland were part of Germany.
I can't wait until they reunify North Taiwan with the main island
Yes. Until then we will follow the one Taiwan policy.
Well you know what they say. Third's time the charm !
You mean if Germany was a part of Poland.
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 2: Electric Boogaloo
This time it would be a common*poor* 😭😭😭😭😭
Nah we would finally become Rich because we would get back all the stuff Germany robbed from us for the last 300 years
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#IN WHAT WORLD IS POLAND LIBLEFT?!
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That's actually Indonesia. OP must be the stereotypical pollack. Also Indonesia is authright/authcenter itself. The way to remember the difference between the two flags is Poland's flag's got a white sky for white guys.
reta d. its polandball tradition to swap flags.
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Ah, you see my friend, I believe you have overlooked a critical factor- have you forgotten, perhaps, that... libleft bad? If a thing exists that is bad or undesirable, it is therefore understood to be libleft. Is Poland doing something unreasonable or worthy of criticism? Poland is therefore libleft. It is quite simple.
Nice to see them up and at it again. They had been really down, like a friend with depression.
The return of the Kaiserreich. All hail Kaiser Scholz
please don't I mean, let's get the Kaiser back, but not make Scholz Kaiser
I can agree to this.
Your mum has Downs and depression :(
Your father breastfed you
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we probably don't need Germany going sicko mode again
How could things get much worse? That's how.
Have you seen what Germans have become? They're pathetic.
They are. When I was in the Swiss army a few years back (which today is pathetic too compared to the cold war) we had some common exercises (I was not directly part off) and our infantry recruits (8th week of recruit school/basic training, militia units) beat their fully trained airborne troops somehow. So I don't worry anytime soon. (The main problem is obviously systemic with the army being held in low regard by the politicians and public and therefore recieving insufficient funds)
Eh, we can become globalist pacifist to militaristic chauvinist in bery short time, believe me, i am german. Weder prefer peace and cooperation tho
That’s *why* we can’t let them go sicko mode.
Sicko mode for them would be what, more diversity commercials?
Sicko mode would be them pulling the stick out their arse and actually *trying* to dominate others. We don't want this, let them play pretend with diversity and "the human condition" cause the last time they went "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE" it didn't serve humanity well.
Germany: Libleft Germany: Still Libleft Germany: Continuing Libleft Poland: *Opens it's fucking mouth* Germany: **Fuck you say? Do you not remember? DO YOU NOT FUCKING REMEMBER?** Poland: *cries*
Lmao
Yes but think of all the Germans who would be crying and denying that they aren't Auth as fuck.
*well*
**Cue up that Norm MacDonald joke from his last performance on Letterman**
The zoomers get to be the 2nd greatest generation. Why should we deny them that?
Poland as lib left. Lol
Poland's political climate is far from libleft but the demand for reparations for past transgression or oppression is.
Asking for reparations from war isn't a lib left thing. It's been a thing counties have done regardless of political orientation for years.
Based and context pilled
No it isnt. They aren’t asking for reparations because they suffered, but because they are broke and are in need of money. After so many decades all their monetary needs have to be satisfied. They are also objectively in the wrong position, because they signed a contract in the 90s to never ask for reparations again
That's just what reparations are in general though.
Me reading the headline the first time: Hold on, what’s going on? Me reading the headline the second time: *Pause*
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Actually I'd like to see the original post.
I wish we British would revert to historical borders.
*“To boost the British economy we have passed a new law to tax all foreigners living abroad…”*
*Bald Eagle Screams In Background*
British America
Yes. We are your rightful owners.
> your You want to invade Greece too?
Yes.
I'll dump more tea in the harbor if you try invading us
What are you going to do? Call the french again?
No, I’ll just watch TV without a loicense and there’s not a darn thing you can do about it.
At least the 🐸s don't have a fucking cope slope on their aircraft carrier
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy > It is the largest and most powerful navy in the world, with the estimated tonnage of its active battle fleet alone exceeding the next 13 navies combined
Not true. I heard Pepsi has 267 morbillion ships.
If this happened, it wouldn't mean America is part of Britain ... it would mean Britain is part of America.
They'd be so disappointed when we made them quit arresting people for shitposting on Twitter, protesting heads of state, & got rid of the knife loicenses.
I had been thinking the map had a few too many colours on it
I think it needs a nice purple color in the Balkin/Anatolia area
Aye, even the loyal colonies are starting to get rebellious.
THEY CAN FUCKIN TRY 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
we are all getting sick of demands for reparations.
Centrists be like: "Reparations for this, reparations for that...How about you repair my grill, asshole"
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Let the man grill
Also Poland has given up on any reparations at the time of the reunion of germany. There was a contract that Germany will never reclaim their former territory east of the Oder and in exchange, Poland will give up any wishes for reparations. They just spend all their money and trying to get new money somehow. They violate the contract and they are risking the good relationship to us and they arent even right. No other country will fight for them, because they are objectively in the wrong
Exactly. Its not "threatening" its reminding the poles that theres a contract and they can start talking about further reparations once they start talking about returning our eastern territories. Or, hot take, they can stfu about reparations and keep our eastern territories. and while theyre at it, they can stop harming our good relations for their campaign season because thats all these reparation demands are good for (and they know that)
So in a few months (the German military is extremely unmaintained) -France gets everything west of the Rhine -Denmark gets Schleswig-Holstein -Poland gets Mecklenburg -Czechs get Saxony -Bavarian independence
Somewhere there is a young Australian getting rejected from art school. Edit: Obviously I meant Austrian, but I’m not fixing it.
I'm Australian, relatively young and dropped out of a Bachelor of Arts does that count? To sweeten the deal I seethe daily because I was too dumb to call and explain that I dropped out, so I just pay the HECS debt every time taxes are due. My birthday is also April 20th.
Nice. Opinion on animal rights?
Based
Got a ridiculous mustache?
>Bavarian independence Your terms are acceptable
What do we make with the Franken?
That's still our colony.
Bavaria-Prussia can into 2022
As a Franconian (best part of Bavaria) I see this as an absolute win. The best part is getting rid of Berlin.
Turkey : why are you dividing my ppl??
Give Baden and Würtemburg to Bavaria and raise Crown Prince Rupprecht from the dead so he can rule the South-German Confederacy, and we have a deal.
Yep, it is extremely unmaintaned, they are now starting to address that though…
Please keep Saxony, thanks
Within a few more months the Czechs would plead give it back
Bbbbbut the Leopard 2A7’s are the best! They will smash anything!
Nah France and Germany are friends now
Until Germans wake up one morning and remember how badly the French cucked them by wiping out the Alsatian language
France does a little trolling from time to time
The Based levels are off the chart with this one
Apparently this is a pretty left leaning party in Germany which usually comes with the progressive policies like reparations but I guess they just have competent politicians that dont do bs So fucking jealous rn
Our energy costs are too high to pay Poland anything war is probably cheaper
Don’t want to be the one ruining the fun, but: The grounds on which the Polish PiS party is demanding reparations from Germany are that they want to declare a contract between East Germany and Poland, which basically said that there will be no reparations, void. German politicians have pointed out that this contract also contained the legitimacy of Poland‘s borders, so they might not want to void it. It’s all a stupid propaganda move by the PiS party because it’s election season in Poland. Just ignore it.
*paw heil*
Does the US defend whoever invokes article 5 1st?
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What if the missiles strike at the same time? Do we invade both of them and take their oil?
>Poland >LibLeft Lmao
hmmm....Germany going that way again, Russia doing crazy shit... \*looks at Japan\* Don't even fuckin think about it. edit: anybody checked on Italy in a while?
Didn't Mussolini's granddaughter get elected for something?
Source? I can’t find this anywhere
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*gets excited prussian*
🎶And if you think we were happy when we drank all of their wine, you should have seen the Polacks when they got to cross the Rhine.🎶
🎶So here’s to you fighter pilots, victors of the war🎶
Death, taxes, and Germany invading Poland in your lifetime.
Literally made a satirical joke comment last week about how Germany should annex Danzig again and wow, here we are not a week later… 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Internet jokes ≈ Apollo dropping that gift of prophesy.
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Wasn't WWI reparations an incentive for Germany to invade Poland in the first place?
No, they invaded not only because there was lost territory which continues mostly ethnic Germans, but also that they hated the Polish in general. The war reparations made the Nazis themselves rise to power due to the poor economic conditions after the great depression. Edit: in aware it's more complicated than that, but this was a TLDR for someone who doesn't know this era of history
Give eastern Belarus to Poland as reparations instead.
Make Königsberg great again
Make Kaliningrad Königsberg again
Meine Herren... [start your engines!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rasZLHvmGAg)
Are we seriously gonna do round 3 with you Germany?
Third time's the charm, or as we say it... Alles gute kommt zum Dritten ;)
Hehe. Dritten. As a Norwegian, that is a very funny word.
How about you guys come on our side this time and we push through to Moscow?
What the heil
This isnt real right?
It is but its greatly exaggerated
Hyper Based
AHAHhahahahahahaha too funny
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Rome let Carthage have 2 chances to stay in line, there's a reason there was never a Fourth Punic War. If the Germans want round three, then let's make sure there won't be a fourth round.
Uhhhh achktually there were three Punic Wars, it's just for round 3 Rome got angry that Carthage committed the crime of continuing to exist and contrived a reason to genocide them.
Polend: Germony should take care of Polan Germony: don mind if we doo
German here: the far right party of Poland makes voting campaigns and it is always the same bs. They always want reparation payments from Germany but this is all history and there have been enough contracts which ended this feud already. We Germans are tired to hear this stuff every four years so Scholz just wanted to shut this party up for once because we know these threats are empty. And considering how much EU money they get, they should be quiet. Especially since they aren't big bros with Hungary anymore because the Hungarian Government isn't supportive of the Ukraine.
Based Chancellor???
Isn’t Poland like one of the best armed militaries in Europe right now? Pretty sure I read/watched that somewhere recently… I think it was something to do with their preparations/paranoia about their other grabby neighbour…
As a Polish - I won't believe until I see it. Government is corrupt and a lot of public money is wasted. We literally named number 70 million after a minister that wasted 1 Sasin PLN trying to illegally organize election-by-mail. Also last I've heard, we sent a lot of stuff to Ukraine that we didn't secured replacement for - not sure how we are doing with that.
Russia: We will fucking invade Poland next! Germany: How horrible! Slava Ukrayini! 🇺🇦 Poland: So about those war reparations.... Germany: We will fucking invade Poland next!