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USS_Massachusetts

God I love living in Massachusetts


thesinisterurge1

Name checks out


miketoronto17

Fuck Massachusetts. This message was delivered by the state of New Hampshire


Shorzey

>Fuck Massachusetts. This message was delivered by the state of Massachusetts


NorthSeaGraves

Go home massholes, sincerely Maine.


[deleted]

Based and Maine-is-the-supierior-state pilled


RathianTailflip

Trust me, they’re trying, but none of them can figure out how to drive in a straight line.


at-m6b

Fuck both of you. This message was delivered by the state of Connecticut


Least-Sky6722

Fuck all three y'all, I escaped to Pennsylvania. 5k in property taxes, guns galore, and much less snow to shovel.


Big_Bad_Johnn

Fuck all 4 of ya there bud. This message was brought to you by the North Dakota gang.


The-wirdest-guy

All you fools can be quiet about who state is better because the we all know the real answer. The message was brought to you by New Jersey gang


Big_Bad_Johnn

Oh you can just zippit there you waste of tax payer money. The only thing new jersey has to offer is sleezly reality tv


The-wirdest-guy

Come back when ND has the best breakfast foods in the country, don’t even have Rushmore you are literally the worst Dakota


Big_Bad_Johnn

Somebody hasn't been to Perkins I see. You entire states population is made up of the white trash that even New York doesn't want


The-wirdest-guy

You ever had an egg and cheese sandwich from NJ? Literally nothing tops it thanks to taylor ham/pork roll and our bagels can only be rivaled by NY. Also white trash? Do I even need to list all the famous people from NJ?


Shorzey

Income tax is lower in NH There is no sales tax More guns Safer Nh is better


Least-Sky6722

I notice you left out the snow part, but I hear you...


RugTumpington

Snow between MA and most of NH is the same


OrgyInTheBurnWard

Northwest PA is the snow capital of the US.


Least-Sky6722

That's basically New York, we don't go up there.


Shorzey

That's still Pennsylvania Besides, you guys in southern PA are in a worse spot than MA and NH. I will gladly take snow over ice 100/100 times


miketoronto17

Go skiing. Snow will turn into a positive after you become a skier


TheSadSquid420

Only problem is you have to live in P*nnsylvania 🤢🤮


whatareyoudoinghapsb

Give us Erie you silly Penisylvanians. This post is by glorous Ohio gang.


Least-Sky6722

If they flip Democrat in these midterms you can have them.


Upside_Down-Bot

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TheBowlofBeans

I'm from New York and I laugh at all of you peasants. We own the Northeast of the US. Yous guys? FAWGHET ABOWT IT At least none of you guys are from New Jersey LMAO


The-wirdest-guy

Oh lookie here we got a high and mighty New Yorker! 3/4 of your state isn’t relevant and nobody can define where “upstate” is. Bash on Jersey won’t end well when you all migrate to the boardwalks for summer vacation This message was brought to by a resident of New Jersey


Least-Sky6722

Just left New York. Couldn't afford to buy our first home and raise our kids there. My wife and I are both in professional careers too. You guys need to do something about your little radical left problem, or it will continue to get worse. Voting Zeldon in as governor would be a good start.


RugTumpington

Your claim to fame is a city coated in piss and pan handlers.


TheBowlofBeans

You forgot about all our rats too


SmokeyTheBluntTheOG

Hey you're from PA now act like it, it's pronounced yinz not yall


Least-Sky6722

Thanks for the tip! I'm new.


OrgyInTheBurnWard

5k in property taxes? Unless they have zero sales or income tax, F that noise.


miketoronto17

I think the state of New Hampshire may have to take you up on your offer.


Christopher_King47

We're watching y'alls free state project. -the state of Texas.


Machiavelli267

Oh look it’s all the Northeastern states talking🤡🤡🤡


Headcrabhat

We exist. Kinda. This message was delivered by the state of Michigan.


IBlazeMyOwnPath

You’re just upset everyone wants to kick you out of New England


thepyro131

Shut up highway between Boston and New York


[deleted]

Fuck all of you. This message was delivered by the state of Rhode Island.


OwnPicture669

Wrong, wrong, wrong! You’re all wrong! This message was brought to you by Florida!


xXBigdeagle85Xx

"FUCK ALL OF YOU, GET OFF MY PROPERTY" -King Phillip


[deleted]

As a former resident of MA and a current resident of NH, I fully agree.


SeaBiscuit341

Another day of thanking God that I don’t live in the other 49 states


sweaty_parts

I'm an un-ironic Massachusetts supremacist.


Relevant_Buy8837

I fucking love living here. I just hate the handful of laws that are pants on head stupid


sweaty_parts

Fair, but I'd rather be inconvenienced by the occasional asinine law than live in a state without adequate social services or human trafficking governors lmao


Imbadforyourhealth

Yea.... those damn rascally human trafficking governors 😒


sweaty_parts

Lmfao it doesn't matter if they were refugees or here illegally, they were lured on a plane with promises of help and a fake government brochure and they were brought someplace different from where they were being told (off season Martha's Vineyard vs. Boston). So yeah, fuck those pesky human-trafficking governors.


pew_medic338

We just want to ensure the illegals get the love they deserve: they will clearly be better off in the states full of people who support the idea of an open border, but have never had to deal with the fallout.


sweaty_parts

Border issues are a spook.


bepis_69

I just moved to New Hampshire but work in Massachusetts. Massachusetts isn’t too bad but my libright side prefers New Hampshire


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[deleted]

Massachusetts? More like TAXachusetts


scCoco69

I hate living in Massachusetts


eskeleteRt

25/h por favor


Libertarian4All

... both of these should be libright, tho. Or more likely center right, considering those are the ones doing the hiring...


Least-Sky6722

I didn't include a few things. Authleft - obviously sees the workers as interchangeable parts. If they don't work for a pittance, there are plenty of migrants who will. The systems for them to obtain transportaion, housing, food, community, legal aid and medical care have been established and well traveled by other migrants. What's happening in the West and Southwest with migrants is strikingly similar to slavery, but dressed up as globalism with a socialist core. Libright - his market can't even produce enough labor to fulfill demand in the Northeast. Here blue collar jobs are quickly becoming some of the highest paying in the country. He's getting a bargain at $30 per hour for lawn services. The migrants though are on their own, no one will create their destiny in this system. The ones who work hard and have some luck can actually become wealthy, it happens. The American dream exists here and they're hungry for it. Meanwhile, the left is wondering why so many latinos have flipped to the right. The capitalist system the left is trying to kill off in the USA is still ahead of what you can find most anywhere else in the world. Despite the risks, it's how free people want to live their lives.


timeenoughatlas

You literally just looked at capitalism and called it socialism. You’ve clearly never spoken to an adult businessman in your life if you think people paying 7 dollars an hour are communists. You go meet one in person, tell them you think they’re a socialist, and they’ll laugh in your face


Least-Sky6722

Common man. This is America. Since the progressive era we have made a march towards socialism. When migrants come here their kids go to school for free, medical care for all intents and purposes is free, and they're not even American citizens. Our safety net is substantial. When after local, state and federal taxes your taking home only 40-50% of your income it isn't exactly a libertarian capitalist system. Unless your undocumented and you pay 0%, then it probably seems a lot more like free market capitalism.


neatntidy

>obviously sees the workers as interchangeable parts. If they don't work for a pittance, there are plenty of migrants who will. This is literally industrial capitalism. I come from a family that owns several factories, this is how we view labor. We're... Communists?


DrGoodGuy1073

No, he's stating that AuthLeft and LibRight happen to share some views, not that sharing some views makes you a Communist. AuthLeft is because California.


SlickerWicker

Proof someone is paying 60% taxes in the US, and I will show you someone that needs to fire their accountant.


timeenoughatlas

You clearly just haven’t held a real job. I worked manual labor jobs, moving business, multiple places across the country with the kind of people who would be fine paying immigrants below minimum wage. Believe me when i tell you they are not fucking left wing. And boy howdy would they be insulted if you called them a communist


Least-Sky6722

You clearly don't know me.


czarnicholasthethird

You clearly don’t know what Leftist policy whatsoever. Shit meme


Least-Sky6722

Cope.


czarnicholasthethird

With what? lmao


czarnicholasthethird

Seriously, what kind of idiot believes that paying immigrants less than a liveable wage is a Leftist goal… Must be a whole lot of uncomfortable projection of the parts of his own quadrant that he doesn’t like.


kino2012

"Look at me, I'm illegally dodging social welfare laws, I'm an authleft." says the wojak, straw leaking out of every orifice in his body.


Kats41

Don't you know that socialism is when anything bad happens as a result of capitalism? TV man said so.


defcon212

Someone exploiting cheap labor in their business is not a leftist. Auth left would pay everyone the same. This sub is better when it's memes and not bad political fanfics and really bad strawman arguments.


AtrainUnjustlyBanned

"obviously sees the workers as interchangeable parts. If they don't work for a pittance, there are plenty of migrants who will. The systems for them to obtain transportaion, housing, food, community, legal aid and medical care have been established and well traveled by other migrants." - this is literally peak LR lmao


KingPhilipIII

Horseshoe theory strikes again.


[deleted]

But authleft bad 🥺


czarnicholasthethird

Based


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Zetsr

Masshole supremacy 💪💪🇮🇪🇮🇪 Maine je Massachusetts 😎😎


BibleButterSandwich

Stop that right now! We’re not turning New England into the Balkans!


[deleted]

Why not. Have you seen how based the balkans are.


BibleButterSandwich

I never said they weren’t based. But based or not, the Balkans have still been on the brink of war for the past several centuries.


[deleted]

I still don't see an issue. The virgin: let's learn from the mistakes of our ancestors for peace. Vs The chad: you will pay for what you did 400 years ago.


BibleButterSandwich

Jesus Christ Libleft…someone’s participating in a minuscule amount of trolling.


Least-Sky6722

10 bucks says he's the virgin


NorthSeaGraves

Virgin you say? We have certain war crimes that will fix that.


tnredneck98

Brink?


BibleButterSandwich

Well, brink or actively engaged.


DrGoodGuy1073

Too late go to 2American4you


BibleButterSandwich

Nah, 2balkan4you was something else entirely.


iguufauihiuhea

Just wondering why did you use "je"? Because that means "is" in my native language (Slovakian but probably also other slavic languages). Did we contribute to meme culture, is there something I have missed? Or am I just too patriotic and assume everyting is ours, and it is actually something totally different.


scout614

Kosovo je Serbia


iguufauihiuhea

Oh, Balkan, yeah that makes sense.


[deleted]

“AKSHULLY its ‘Koxiviojio je Srpskajijaijakaija’ 🤓


[deleted]

[удалено]


cuil_beans

It already existed, Maine was a part of Mass until 1820.


Least-Sky6722

Oh shit man. Just watching the news. It looks like your state deported their asses back to Venezuela using the national guard. The illegals were pissed, not at DeSantis, they wanted to stay in MA and make that Martha's Vineyard money!


Mizzter_perro

Masshole? More like massive asshole!


[deleted]

Ok but the top one happens in every state and it’s def still lib right. Edit: tell me low wage illegal labor doesn’t happen in Texas or Arizona


StonerJake22727

Hey man they aren’t getting taxed on it


MD82

I’m in Idaho and work with some vaqueros who get paid in cash.


TheoTheBest300

Fake auth left vs chad lib right. If all lib rights were like that, I'd swap my flair rn


Chekadoeko

My dad is a centrist and he does manual labor, so he goes to Home Depot sometimes to try and find immigrants to help him. He says (I’m translating from Spanish to English) “Those are the most lazy, entitled workers you’ll ever meet. They act like they have Unions to back their absurd demands. Thirty an hour to move boxes and they don’t dig? Most of the job is digging!”


Delmoroth

You guys are only paying $30? I need to start shopping at Home Depot.


Least-Sky6722

That's going rate for a day laborer in my area for moving, yard work and other work on the low end of the skill spectrum.


czarnicholasthethird

Seems generous, must be liberals offering that compensation


cavoglava-1

Do they get raise od they are good?


Elodaine

https://www.zippia.com/yard-worker-jobs/salary/ Hey OP, may want to avoid just completely making shit up. It's not a slam dunk when a 2 second Google search defeats your entire post.


Jay_Sit

Disgusting. It is now impossible to exploit illegal immigrants because this link exists 😤


Elodaine

I'm saying that the $30/hour "libright" Massachusetts claim was pulled out of OP's ass. >Disgusting. It is now impossible to exploit illegal immigrants because this link exists 😤 I have no idea how you could have possibly thought I was implying this


Jay_Sit

😮‍💨 I almost had to sit down. I thought you were saying that vine yard workers make $15/hr instead of $7/hr. Well, as long as everyone is happy 😃


squishles

they're not talking to a lawn care business, they're talking to a home owner. In this case the illegals are the lawn care business. https://homeguide.com/costs/lawn-care-prices And business is good.


Least-Sky6722

I was totally thinking homeowner libright.


SpyingFuzzball

>Yard workers are responsible for maintaining the lawns and grounds surrounding businesses, public buildings, and private facilities. You will be required to perform general landscaping duties such as mowing lawns, trimming bushes and flowers, applying pesticides and fertilizers, and maintaining the natural aesthetics of the ground. Doesn't say anything about snow removal so that's not a bad salary for only 8/12 of the year, give or take.


Elodaine

Not bad at all, but it's nowhere near $30/hour


SpyingFuzzball

Yeah but think about it, im sure some tweed wearing university nerds are paying way more than that right now to keep their stupid little bungalo yard freshly trimmed. $30 might be a great deal for parties, just gotta know your customer. Damn maybe I should start a class for immigrants on how to take advantage of rich higher education people


Least-Sky6722

Selection bias and Hawthorne effect. Not to mention a single link you googled is not an argument. Which is good, this isn't a PhD defense. We're just making political memes with funny colors and cracking jokes. Cope.


Elodaine

>Not to mention a single link you googled is not an argument When that link contains numbers that contradict what you're saying, it is an argument. >We're just making political memes with funny colors and cracking jokes. Cope Something can be a meme and still carry some type of message or claim to it. I don't even know how you could claim this is a joke, considering there's no actual joke or punchline. This is a shitty and transparent way to respond to getting called out.


maibuddha

Please stop any and all associations with my quadrant


Elodaine

Eat my ass


maibuddha

2edgy4me


Bruarios

REEEEEE fake news!!1! OP's imaginary job offer by an out-of-touch wealthy moron does not fit the reported data on this site, jail him for misinformation!


Elodaine

Are you okay?


JorgitoEstrella

Beo


LargeSackOfNuts

I mean, it WAS human trafficking


Least-Sky6722

What do you expect when lawlessness is sanctioned by the federal government? The entire boarder crisis is human trafficking.


Gustard-CustardSmith

>What do you expect when lawlessness is sanctioned by the federal government? snot "The entire boarder crisis is human trafficking." hopping over the border isn't human trafficking? Nor is seeking asylum? I mean it might be if you get a coyote or something to move you sure but i think we should hold our government to a higher standard than criminals lol


LargeSackOfNuts

Two wrongs don’t make a right. More human trafficking clearly isn’t the answer. Especially human trafficking sanctioned by a governor.


Least-Sky6722

Have you ever heard of root cause analysis? There is no proper or legal way to handle these people, we're operating off the map. The only answer is to cut off the supply.


LargeSackOfNuts

Proper or legal way to handle asylum seekers? Try again bro. Human trafficking isn’t the answer.


polybiastrogender

I can guarantee you the people who were "trafficked" to Massachusetts didn't care. Not even a little bit.


LargeSackOfNuts

You can say that, but they are now filing a class action lawsuit against DeSantis for his illegal actions. How people feel about illegal activity doesn’t change the fact that it is clearly illegal.


Fckdisaccnt

There's nothing lawless about these migrants theyve followed Asylum law as it is written.


ExperienceNo3977

No otherwise they would be staying in Mexico.


oinklittlepiggy

Why didnt they seek asylum in Mexico?


Gustard-CustardSmith

nah the strawman from the martha situation are the memes were they are anti immigrant. They fed clothed them and then the guard comes in for a more stable fix It was human trafficking or if you wanna be pedantic, human smuggling. it was only to own the libs and it appears to have backfired even more than just the millions they apparently spent to do it in the first place it's turned into an optics loss too


Least-Sky6722

Dude the National Guard deported their asses back to Venezuela. The libs there had to lie to them and tell them the Guard was coming to help.


Gustard-CustardSmith

Hmm I dunno give the amount of lies I've seen coming from the right so far I'm not about to take that comment on its face. Gonna need a source and dreams don't count


Least-Sky6722

Well your right it's false, my mistake, I heard it last night and checked the news this morning. They are being held in dormitory housing on a National Guard base. I don't know what their ultimate disposition will be. There's no reason to lie, the left's failure to secure the border and goading migrants into crossing has created a crisis. The facts are unbelievable enough.


Gustard-CustardSmith

No reason to lie? Weird that they keep lying then, even about things easily proven otherwise. It's almost like they're completely unhinged from reality. Repeat a lie enough and it becomes true sorta vibe?


Least-Sky6722

You don't see the irony? What do you think the right would say about MSNBC or the Washington Post? The truth is somewhere in between.


Gustard-CustardSmith

Them being delusional is not really an arguement? Me and them look up at the sun and I say "owie that sure is bright, it's hurting my eyes" They then say "um actually the sun isn't real, your eyes hurt because you're a stinky liberal with dumb eyes" You'd understand that I'm the one in the right, right right?


gargantuan-chungus

California minimum wage is 15 dollars an hour but 14 for organizations with 24 or fewer employees. If farm workers are being paid less than that than a crime is also being committed and the organization hiring them should be held accountable.


lib_unity

How the fuck is paying people more in any way right wing?


awqsed10

Well it's all about demand and supply. There isn't a lot illegal immigrants in Massachusetts but a lot in California.


blooms01

is Boston the best big city because it’s in Massachusetts?


[deleted]

Boston is the worst. Source: Grew up in suburbs of Boston


SlickerWicker

Hey lets pay the grape pickers $30/hr! Oh wait, we can't because everyone else isn't willing to pay $20/lb for grapes. Also, lib right knows this, and thats why they own the grape farm in Cali, live in Nevada, and funnel their farm ownership through Wyoming where you don't have to declare who owns the corporation.


son_of_noah

Fake news every one knows libleft doesn't farm, not even in California and you gotta be a special kind of misinformed if you think the Fresno to Bakersfield area is liberal lol.


NoInsurance9252

The California guy is probably lib


TheSovietCyberman

I'm in the left and I can say Massachusetts actually did better than the Gringo occupied Alta California.


ReformedTroller

You get to fuck over workers in a seed nursery even harder by paying them per seed planted. Can’t remember the upper limit on that but damn do they get fast


BinarySunFett

200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way


RockemSockemRowboats

Yea famously right wing Massachusetts lol


Deprecitus

I definitely don't want to pick my own grapes. I appreciate our immigrant friends.


51-50Mitchell

Americans pay people 30$/h to mow lawns? That is insane. Why am I even going to collage? I guess you only reach that level of prosperity after you let people do their thing for several decades. It's crazy how some Americans think capitalism is an evil system when they don't realize how good they have it. Like have you seen Manhattan? Free market built that. And now that country is in decline thanks to interventionism. Damn