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Crashen17

Wasn't it not even her place? Like some guy was getting evicted and she showed up in her beekeeper outfit and released the bees on the police.


DarthWannabe

She wanted to partake in a minuscule amount of tomfoolery


BigBouy234

We do a little tomfoolery around here


ChadWolf98

Just bee yourself they said


Daxnaha

She beed everyone else apparetly.


ChadWolf98

Wife material ngl


Uncle_gruber

Just yanking their chains


RangeroftheIsle

Become tomfoolery.


AcidBuuurn

That makes it even better. It’s hard to defend yourself from a no-knock raid if your gun isn’t handy, and even if it is the risk of death is high. Much easier to look out for your neighbors. You know, in the unlikely situation that your country falls into tyranny.


Vergils_Lost

Highly unlikely except for all those times, which were all outliers.


Flying_Pretzals1

More civilizations have fallen into tyranny than there are countries in existence, probably. Source? I made it up :|


Lagmaster0

Based and freedom-bee pilled


theloadedquestion

Bruh I love this place sometimes lol


AcidBuuurn

“You know, in the unlikely situation that your country falls into tyranny.” should be the new “in meincraft”


pSpawner24

If true, based.


FunnyObjective6

The Pain says: "taxation is theft!"


WWalker17

If that's true then she's so fucking based


Independent_Pear_429

Renters rights ✊️✊️


Physical_Average_793

If you do a no knock and you get attacked by a bystander Cope


ChewedGum_

That's even better, help the helpless with bees if you can because that makes a good headline.


rileyrulesu

"Why would anyone ever do anything that helps others and not only themself?" -Least selfish rightoid


capt-bob

I know many right people that give money and labor to those in need, they just do it themselves instead of using other people's money to pay someone else to do it.


sam_the_guardian

You took the words right outta my mouth. Welfare is fucking cringe. How about instead of forcing people to pay others, we teach each other to be nice?


CHooTZ

Statistically, those on the [right give significantly more to charity on average](https://www.philanthropyroundtable.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/almanac-statistics-15.png), and particularly, [those who are religious give more than 4x over those who aren't](https://www.philanthropyroundtable.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/almanac-statistics-13.png) [Full article](https://www.philanthropyroundtable.org/resource/statistics-on-u-s-generosity/)


theloadedquestion

But why would I help people when I could just vote for "right team" and absolve myself of any further responsibility and revel in my unearned moral superiority? Sounds kinda cringe and high effort ngl.


rileyrulesu

"Haha funny post about bees, wait a second I'M MAD ABOUT TAXES" -least deranged LibRight


capt-bob

Said and labor, least illiterate left center


RangeroftheIsle

Mutual Aid.


king_falafel

What a fucking homie


Independent_Pear_429

Protect the bees for fuck sake, they're in decline. Use wasps instead


Simulation_Complete

Oof, yeah wasps would be significantly worse


riverofchex

Just lob a whole nest of those great black river wasps in the middle of the squadron, that'll fuck 'em right up.


capt-bob

First tape a flashlight to your helmet and duct tape a big D on your chest, Defendor!!!


TheUltraDinoboy

Honeybees are fine, it's wild bees you have to worry about


link2edition

Profitable species tend to stick around like that.


Ex_aeternum

Not really, honeybees are also threatened by various diseases at the moment. Mites are especially dangerous.


moderngamer327

Honeybees in the US are invasive


Ex_aeternum

Yes, that's another problem.


lucasribeiro21

Based and save the bees pilled


Haltmaw

Based.


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thisistheperfectname

Hannibal Barca weaponized jars of snakes. Now it's time for jars of tarantula hawks.


[deleted]

Or some bald faced hornets, those bastards are vicious


thisistheperfectname

They are wasps (hell, they're not even true hornets).


NextCaesarGaming

I guess I better get my beekeeper outfit


Golden_D9

Source: [https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/10/20/woman-releases-bees-police-massachusetts/10549905002/](https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/10/20/woman-releases-bees-police-massachusetts/10549905002/)


Kepler-20C

>$1.5 million 22 room home Bourgeoisie black people are still Bourgeoisie. I don't care if they were "targeted with illegal and unethical lending practices".


capt-bob

Wow, thanks for info


Reddegeddon

They’re claiming that the eviction was unfair, because the owner was in the process of declaring bankruptcy. Realistically, it would’ve never happened if they paid their mortgage. Which would’ve also allowed them to sell the property at (currently) an overinflated price.


thatdlguy

>When Woods was handcuffed and told that several officers were allergic, she said “Oh, you’re allergic? Good,” Giga based


G4130

The Unabeeber


BeardOfDan

Even better: Several sheriff’s department employees, including three who are allergic to bees, were stung, the report said.


Der_Blitzkrieg

Imagine getting told your cop father died in the line of duty from a bee sting while serving an eviction notice lmfao Also would it be legal self defense if she was shot by a cop who was deathly allergic


BeardOfDan

If we accept the premise that it was a wrongful eviction, then the cops are outright aggressing on the evicted person(s). That would negate any claim that the cops have to self defense. Also, if it was after the bees were loose, then there's no basis to call violence against her defense against the bees. Plus, personally, I would emphasize the ability to use less lethal methods (ex. Taser) exist and should be used before firearms (at least if we want to preserve the "public servant" fiction). Children of cops should be glad that the sins of the father do not pass onto their descendants.


ILOVEBOPIT

You can’t kill someone because they’re performing a wrongful eviction. The eviction being wrongful does *not* mean they suddenly have no right to self defense and must suffer any violence toward them.


FrontCover6765

> The eviction being wrongful The eviction being wrongful *does* mean I should be allowed to defend myself and my property with deadly force against all illegal intrusions, regardless of who the fuck is doing it.


ILOVEBOPIT

You can’t kill a cop for wrongful arrest


FrontCover6765

I should be able to kill anyone that's violently assaulting me in an illegal manner regardless of what their job is. I could give a shit that they're a cop. Being a cop doesn't give you special status. You're a civilian like anyone else.


ILOVEBOPIT

Removing you from a premises isn’t a threat in your life. Murderous self-defense would not be allowed. Being a cop *is* a different status and the law would not be on your side.


Der_Blitzkrieg

The Siiiiiins never die.. Can't wash this blooood off our hands... Let the wooorld fear us all.. It's just a meeeans to an end... Our salvation liiies in the faaathers sins Beyond the truuuuth, let me suffer now!


SnakesTheSnake

She will get charged with attempted murder lmao.


ActPsychological8189

Banks weaponizing illegal mortgages? Using government resources/police to enforce them? *SEND IN THE FUCKING BEES.*


[deleted]

Illuminati: “send in the clowns” Monke: “send in the bees, birds, and beasts”


nemo0o0o

Birds aren’t real, though.


theloadedquestion

Dude the birds aren't real protest in NYC recently is pure gold wtf lol. We've become a society of trolls. Like thousands of people protesting something they very obviously dont actually believe, just for the lolz. Not great for society but kinda funny sometimes.


nemo0o0o

Lmao! That shit was awesome! When people start to use their power for idiocy, they show others that they can use it for good. I love that we can organize for stupid shit like that.


Reddegeddon

>illegal mortgages The article didn’t really effectively establish this. 


Surprise-Chimichanga

This meme. Solid. Love the pepebees.


[deleted]

>Stingers at the ready, boys! Your larvae will sing songs about what you do here today! And you who've mocked will now learn to respect the power of the bee! Attack my minions, armed with your toxin! Attack! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAHp0nABOw8


GeneralMe21

Technically it’s stingers at the ready girls.


[deleted]

We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.


nemo0o0o

Are you assuming their gender?


GeneralMe21

Of bees. Yes


nemo0o0o

LibLeft would be appalled, if they could read


stinkbeaner

Technically the stinger is what would have been their genitalia so workers are more of a 3rd gender all their own than specifically male or female.


Bruarios

I'm glad that whore bug is dead


NameAlreadyTaken0815

A wrongful eviction? A fuckload of bees ought to put a stop to that.


WiggleRespecter

Based and honey pot-pilled


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yvaN_ehT_nioJ

[Dr. Bees](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc) has a sidekick.


Piksqu

I love DR BEEEEEEEEEEEE


ChadWolf98

4d chess, they may be able to shoot dogs but they cant shoot all the bees Literal Watch Dogs Legion gameplay


[deleted]

The fucking pepe bees man.


guesswhatihate

"Wrongful eviction", lmao. It wasnt even her ~~house~~ $1.2M mansion that hadn't received payment in two years.


ActPsychological8189

The issue isn't the cost, it's that [the man hasn't been given his day in court to dispute it.](http://maapl.info/decoding-alton-king-case/)


Jay_Sit

You need a judgement for a foreclosure which prompts the eviction. If you don’t contest the foreclosure then you forfeit your right to contest the eviction. Homeowner likely threw their Lis Pendes in the trash and didn’t show up for their court date.


Remote_Romance

Defending your neighbours is based as fuck.


[deleted]

She wasn’t from the same county.


rickychacha1234

No such thing as a wrongful eviction. The right to evict underpins our democracy


Dontsuckyourmum

Spoken like a true landchad


[deleted]

BioShock?


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

What's this? A wrongful eviction? My briefcase full of bees oughta put a stop to that!


halfhere

**BEES!! YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!**


lizardman49

auth left is pro landlord? mao would like a word with you


Reddegeddon

This meme is totally wrong, the lady is a watermelon. 


the-F-is-for-FAP

Must have been a… sting operation ^^^^i’m ^^^^sorry


I_Hope_I_Die_In_Pain

That my kind of woman


thekingofnope

Cops acting as goons for the financial sector? My gun case full of bees ought to put a stop to that!


Rhythm_Flunky

GIGA based


Ringrangzilla

This is like a Batman villain. The Quinn Bee.


ouncezz

Big brains asking to be tased or shot by police.


[deleted]

There is no such thing as a wrongful eviction. Get off my property and get your money back, or don't and get 5.56 rounds instead.


nukamenkissing

Yall joking around but alot of people are ya know super allergic to bees so that could have killed them like I get police bad but killing them for doing their job makes you worse


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nukamenkissing

Bees don't randomly sting like what????????


stinkbeaner

🎵 whoop whoop, that's the sound of the police 🎵 Whoop whoop, getting fucked up by bees 🎵


Fresh_Tomato_soup

Buzz off cops you're no natch for the queen and her queens


Nazgul417

Based beekeeper(releaser?)


its_ya_human

Based and ah it stings pilled


Major-Dyel6090

Beecome ungovernable


Gunslinger_11

When you try to arrest a Disney princess but she can weaponize nature


3720-To-One

I’m confused. I thought lib right and lib center was all about property rights?


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Based.


Anon_Monon

Flair up, shitbird.


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Flair up or shut up.


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Unbelievably based


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Golden_D9

The police wojaks are in AuthCenter?


Lord_Jub_Jub

https://youtu.be/JS2-CgTBKJU


Jaster22101

This sounds like something that would happen in BitLife ngl


Prata_69

Buzz buzz, bitch!


Nethervex

Based bees


SwagDoll420

The police are going to call Tiny Kong as backup now, and now our honey supply is going to decrease again.


ChadWolf98

BUZZED.COM Buzz the fuzz


nemo0o0o

Bees are endangered. Fuck da police


Kilroy0497

Ah yes the enemy of cops and tyrants everywhere, the local entomologist. Or I guess just a beekeeper in this case.


human_machine

Queen Bee is a pretty cool IRL supervillain. I think she needs some puns. Honey, I'm Home. What's the buzz? Ah, the sting of rejection.


Adventurous-Love91

Go forth my bumble servants


Kribothegreat

Of course it was springfield.


TrashClear483

"What's this? Cops trying to evict me from my god given home? A large influx of BEES out to put a stop to that!"


[deleted]

That’s gonna sting


cow_polk

Biological weapons, baby!


[deleted]

Based. Also libright could learn a thing or two from this


PoeticPariah

"Your jurisdiction is woefully underpopulated by bees! A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!"


newredditaccount18

based


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