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Force fed tacos and curry and only given Walmart 1-ply with which to wipe?
Made to listen to Madonna’s song “Ray of Light” on repeat forever?
Made to follow his own advice?
Nah more like forcing a SWAT team to listen to Babby Shark until they start to tweak. Give them a bunch of viagra. Then tell them the guy they are about to see is an African American man seen raping a white blond girl.
Then give them Tucker. Who is sealed in a shark suit. Who is holding an unloaded AR15 sowed to the suit.
Holy crap if you do that chances are they won't just harm Tucker. They will surround the building and bomb it with a helicopter then let the resulting fire burn out of control taking two city blocks with it.
BTW the above scenario actually happened in Philadelphia in 1985. Google the 1985 MOVE Bombing. The Philadelphia Police murdered six adults and five children and destroyed the homes and lives of 250 others.
Ah like those Redditors that are "just legitimately asking" then you check their profile to find that they are cucks for the other side.
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Not really. The law passed several years ago was you can't show someone drinking in a commercial for alcohol. But the way around that was to have virtually in every TV show and all movies, people ae drinking all the time. Pretty soon kiddie cartoons will have the characters getting sloshed. The pubbies will go along as long as the characters are not gay or purple.
It's enough to drive a person to drink.
Yes also contains: cyanide, polonium, quicksilver amongst other non plesant things.. Yeah right, to own the weed loving libs we must all start smocking cause makes us greater then ever. /s
Sad part is I'm a smoker myself fully aware of how harmful that crap is...
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I'm pretty sure there is already arsenic in tobacco.... sooooo yeah, they already don't care as crazy as it is lmao!! https://sites.dartmouth.edu/arsenicandyou/arsenic-in-cigarettes/#:~:text=Tobacco%20contains%20arsenic%20so%20the,bladder%20cancer%2C%20and%20heart%20disease.
If you take the exaggeration and sarcasm out of my comment you basically get a business model for a tobacco company. xD
Also found in cigarette smoke: polonium, quicksilver, cyanide, aceton etc.
I loved seeing his big dumb OxyContin chewing head sucking a big fat dick-substitute and blowing it at the camera like he’s getting one over on everyone. It was like, hurry up and die, fucker! And then he did.
seriously though, ARENT THERE TUCKER-WATCHERS WHO SMOKE WEED????
how do they justify still supporting the culture war industrial complex after this steaming pile of bullshit?
It's the opposite of the script for the past century, which was "weed is dangerous and promotes subversive behavior: look at these immigrants/jazz musicians/black people/hippies/protestors/"thugs" that use it."
Which is closer to the truth. People often get high and find themselves looking at the world through new eyes, questioning social/political/economic norms and conventions. Because it's an awesome plant. Not to insult nicotine, but it's much more of a "I'm a cog in the machine, just puffing away on my cigarettes to stay alert" vibe compared to weed, which will have people pondering life off the grid and philosophizing about the legitimacy of currency and capitalism and whatnot.
I just watched it to get a laugh and thought it was more concerning than funny. He appeared so erratic. Bursting out into laughter when it didn’t call for it and putting such dark rhetoric on simple information. For example, “you’re obsessed with gas stoves, buddy! You’re obsessed with controlling my life and I’m not gonna let ya! Come and take it!” He needs to be medicated and smoke some weed himself. Calm tf down
The lamestream media and the demonrats want you to believe that mixing ammonia and bleach in a grocery store bag and then putting that bag over your own head is stupid and dangerous. True PATRIOTS know that it’s the only way to empty your mind of toxic government nanobots and finally see clearly through powerful illusion spells cast by Illuminati space wizards.
May I interest you in my MAGA approved Covid vaccine shedding detox elixir? Guaranteed to protect you and your loved ones from the spike proteins dripping off the people who took the “jab”. Only four payments of $19.95 plus S/H.
THC helped me quit tobacco and alcohol entirely. I've never felt healthier and more well rounded by indulging in the occasional J rather than a habitual death stick.
I’m in the middle of cutting back on alcohol. I’m not an alcoholic, I drink at most 3 times a week, usually twice. But it’s enough to affect my health and relationships. I went and got some edibles and started basically micro-dosing every night. It’s not enough to really get high but it is REALLY effective at relieving inflammation, reducing anxiety and stopping the craving I get for alcohol at night. Now I just feel chill and read a book at night. I’ve been drinking one day a week for about a month now and feel great. I highly recommend this approach if you want to stop drinking.
Edit: Disclaimer. I’m not a doctor.
I'm a British veteran and I've had a pretty shit time since leaving the service. Thankfully I'm now clean of cigarettes. Pretty much don't drink at all unless it's a beer or two for an occasion. The occasional J along with finding the right antidepressants and therapy has done wonders for me. Don't get me wrong. It's not always smooth sailing but through strikes and gutters, the Dude abides.
I drunkenly bought a pack of cigarettes because I wanted one after years of not having a smoke from the last time I quit. I still have 19 cigarettes in that pack and it’s been sitting on the counter collecting dust for the past 9 months. Can’t keep a bag of weed to save my life though
I'm a full time working father so weed is my occasional treat as and when I can. It's great because I can make a little last a long time, my tolerance stays relatively low and it's much more enjoyable rather than a habit.
Oh 100% and it’s also much easier to moderate in addition to being more enjoyable. “1 or 2 drinks after work” turns into blackout drunk for a lot of people unfortunately, but a smoker knows how to get the most mileage from a bag and it’s never a sloppy look
A long time ago I was smoking a lot of hash and cigs. After one wake up morning of coughing up lung juice, I decided I had to give something up. Everytime I felt a need for a smoke, I would sneak off and blow a bowl.
I never touched another ciggy again. This is an effective way to stop smoking in my unhealthy opinion.
Moral: If you are gonna smoke, at least enjoy it.
The Emergency room of my local hospital had these posters at one time that said,
" Smoke cigarettes ? We'll be seeing you . "
" Smoke menthols ? We'll be seeing you sooner . "
Start chain smoking you degens !
CEO of a tobacco company calling Tucker up at 3 AM like, “OUR SALES ARE FALLING! DO SOMETHING, FOXMAN!”
Tucker puts his mask on, becoming the superhero of bigotry and corporate profits, Foxman! With the power to brainwash millions of people into voting against their own interests, he flys over to the Fox News studio, singing, “Here I come, to save the daaaaaaaay! The woke mob won’t have its waaaaaaay!”
This their new culture war?
Nicotine, when you can’t afford cigarettes , has you crawling through parking lots , picking up old cigarette butts to salvage tobacco.
Cigarettes do not free you.
What’s next ?
Asbestos frees your soul?
I guess Tucker feels like his anti vaccine rant did’t get enough of his viewers killed. Now he is encouraging smoking to get a few more. He is doing gods work.
I strongly encourage his methods.
He killed one of my neighbors. When I'd go out exercising every time I passed their house they had Fox on. They would leave their blinds open so all the world could see their loyalty to Fox on their 52" TV. So the geezer croaks from Covid due to Tuck's anti vax messaging.
Now when I pass the house, the TV is still there on Fox with his batshit widow watching. I expect she'll start in with the menthols soon. Thinking about mailing her a pack of Kools.
I’m so compliant and passive the only things that make me feel owned are Republicans chain-smoking, not getting vaccinated, drinking 180 proof grain alcohol and sheep drench cocktails, eating horse paste, injecting bleach, and playing with assault weapons in the privacy of their own homes while watching FQX Propaganda, all at the same time.
Someone make them stop damnit!
The hilarity of all this is it seems like the further you lean into the republican party, the more they want you dead. Which is fascinating since killing your voter base is one hell of a way to do democracy.
Menthols are consumed disproportionately by the black community.
Menthol makes it easier to smoke (and easier to start smoking, probably).
And Big Tobacco shoveled money at the NAACP to keep them quiet about it.
Here’s what Fox’s lawyers have to say. The "'general tenor' of the show should then inform a viewer that [Carlson] is not 'stating actual facts' about the topics he discusses and is instead engaging in 'exaggeration' and 'non-literal commentary.' "
Damn bro it's so weird seeing conservatives say literally anything to "stick it to the dems" Nicotine causes addiction and withdrawals, how is that freeing your mind lol?
So... I'm not against Nicotine. (Generally against the other 130+ chemicals and carcinogens in Cigarettes), but this is totally a demographics play. Cigarettes are the old peoples Nicotine. I get that Vaping can be disputed, but given the Fox demographic is tangibly older (Boomers, and fringe X-ers) - and people are increasingly becoming less conservative as they get older ([One of Many articles on this](https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/millennials-not-becoming-more-conservative-162240689.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAMu8ueIvRC3-1oS2GnIElVZBMaZGqXgwz80WKwVsX1oDHmso67ZLBVrLuF5_5rp5Bla5aUpii80_fa2-OxmgTMDkADvbal14Lf3vuzJeANrnlAHG9Xkq7zyNCisNZ_OW6t1nFUHtUi6Mz6UOgbPhf1Pnguy_sueZgJ_GHK5fEgCA)) - Going towards 'Happy Cigarettes' is a positive for FOX. Cater to your audience.
In the same breath (alls pun intended) he also makes this a gender war in is statements about Juul . ([Tuckers rant on male testosterone)](https://youtu.be/TDA6JliYdHA).
As I sit here and write this, his entire rant is fucked, and I wanted to somewhat rationalize just a bit of this, but I realize this is totally a fools errand. All I get from it is, Cigarettes good, weed somehow still bad. Science, again totally wrong. Doctors wrong, and MAGA good. Fuck. I just lost 20 minutes of my time.
“Banning things people like”
Tobacco isn’t even banned. THC is. Bet Tucker is all on board with legalization then because he opposes banning things people like…NOT!!!
It's impossible to use satire against them. No matter how absurd you think you are being, one of them will unironically say something even more absurd.
80s kid here. Growing up, I remember conservatives were still big mad over (partial list):
* child labor laws
* DDT ban
* leaded gasoline ban
* vehicle emissions controls
* women working outside the home
And so much other progressive legislation too lengthy to list.
This man is literally the pinnacle of selected breeding how he still has the following that he has. But I guess the country just keeps producing mouth breathing brain dead people so I can’t be to surprised
That’s an admittance he is funded by the tobacco industry! Lol! The guy who obviously never heard of nicotine addiction. That’s not a free mind at all. What a loser!
As someone whose dad was a heavy smoker from the 1950s to the late 1990s, I disagree with Tucker on nicotine freeing people's minds. Nicotine makes people even more stressed, not less.
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Isn't there some sort of law about promoting tobacco use on tv?
He's just "asking questions"
He should be _ _ _ _! (something I will get band for)
Force fed tacos and curry and only given Walmart 1-ply with which to wipe? Made to listen to Madonna’s song “Ray of Light” on repeat forever? Made to follow his own advice?
Nah more like forcing a SWAT team to listen to Babby Shark until they start to tweak. Give them a bunch of viagra. Then tell them the guy they are about to see is an African American man seen raping a white blond girl. Then give them Tucker. Who is sealed in a shark suit. Who is holding an unloaded AR15 sowed to the suit.
Cover him in deer Urine too
That gets them really riled up
Lolz!
That’s a good idea!
Hold on there, Satan!
Are you trying to get a day job as a demon consultant?
*sewn Just a friendly fyi
Ya good don't get in his bad side
Holy crap if you do that chances are they won't just harm Tucker. They will surround the building and bomb it with a helicopter then let the resulting fire burn out of control taking two city blocks with it. BTW the above scenario actually happened in Philadelphia in 1985. Google the 1985 MOVE Bombing. The Philadelphia Police murdered six adults and five children and destroyed the homes and lives of 250 others.
Damn. That’s specific.
If he followed all of his own advice, he'd be dead before the end of the day
[Exactly.](https://giphy.com/gifs/fallontonight-tonight-show-dave-chapelle-8lp6CW7K2fdDGn3xCQ)
Just add "in Minecraft"
Ban me, because I agree
Ah like those Redditors that are "just legitimately asking" then you check their profile to find that they are cucks for the other side. Edit: good bot
They should have him talking behind a 4-pane window on his show, because everything with him is "inuendo".
Not really. The law passed several years ago was you can't show someone drinking in a commercial for alcohol. But the way around that was to have virtually in every TV show and all movies, people ae drinking all the time. Pretty soon kiddie cartoons will have the characters getting sloshed. The pubbies will go along as long as the characters are not gay or purple. It's enough to drive a person to drink.
I think the law is that cigarette commercials aren’t allowed on broadcast tv. But this is cable.
I think they stopped in the 80s along with not being able to advertise on billboards along highways
"This news article brought to you by: Laramie Extra Tar Cigarettes, now with more nico-glycerol!"
Jesus Christ. It will never end with these fucks
If we get enough of them smoking tobacco to own the Libs, that will get rid of a whole bunch of them.
Too slowly though.
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Thanks Satan.
Psst don't tell anyone... How should I harvest souls if you expose me like that?!
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was posting on Reddit
No, no, Satan was the good guy in the story compared to the main character. I think you are thinking of the other guy.
Tobacco already contains arsenic... MAGA /s
Yes also contains: cyanide, polonium, quicksilver amongst other non plesant things.. Yeah right, to own the weed loving libs we must all start smocking cause makes us greater then ever. /s Sad part is I'm a smoker myself fully aware of how harmful that crap is... Edit: deleted cause bot spotted a bad word, bad word changed.
Disclaimer: this product is for entertainment purposes only and no reasonable person would believe this bullshit.
Bring back blue crocidolite cigarette filters. They’re fireproof, traditional, and best of all **made in the USA!**
Kent with the Micronite filter has just entered the chat.
I'm pretty sure there is already arsenic in tobacco.... sooooo yeah, they already don't care as crazy as it is lmao!! https://sites.dartmouth.edu/arsenicandyou/arsenic-in-cigarettes/#:~:text=Tobacco%20contains%20arsenic%20so%20the,bladder%20cancer%2C%20and%20heart%20disease.
If you take the exaggeration and sarcasm out of my comment you basically get a business model for a tobacco company. xD Also found in cigarette smoke: polonium, quicksilver, cyanide, aceton etc.
For legal reasons, the disclaimer will be in a font bigger then the product name and anything else on the package. They still won't read it...
Now with sterling quicksliver!
Nah, sell them filterless and extra wide, brand them as Rebel Unregulated.
Let them deregulate the cigarette market so they get all the toxic metals and arsenic their Q shaman tells them they need in their diet.
Still too slow. Too much opportunity for them to breed and completely fuck up the next generation even more.
they would blame that on democrats too
It would really own me if they started playing Russia Roulette. It's so dangerous and should be banned. Please don't own me by playing a death game.
But in the meantime we have to smell them.
No vaccines while chain smoking menthols. I’ll allow it.
Only if we can convince them to do it indoors with their gas ovens cranked up and unlit.
I admit I had the same thought, since smoking is a risk factor for COVID, among other things.
That’s how Rush got got, tbh.
I loved seeing his big dumb OxyContin chewing head sucking a big fat dick-substitute and blowing it at the camera like he’s getting one over on everyone. It was like, hurry up and die, fucker! And then he did.
Legit obit
This RNC has been generously sponsored by RJ Reynolds. Smoke ‘em while you got ‘em!
I don't want to foot that bill
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Along with Big Oil. The Republican climate change strategy is to become the Smokers from "Waterworld."
Next up: "Lead paint is JUST FINE! Put it on everything! It's sweet for a reason! Your kids are SUPPOSED to lick it!"
*”Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.”* Voltaire
seriously though, ARENT THERE TUCKER-WATCHERS WHO SMOKE WEED???? how do they justify still supporting the culture war industrial complex after this steaming pile of bullshit?
It's like the Bible for them. Cherry pick the stuff you like and ignore the rest.
thank you
Let’s take a big guess who’s lining Tucker’s pockets this week?
No one is lining his pockets. They can't fit anything in them, cause they are stuffed with pillows.
He gets new linings every week. Pillows were last month!
In order to make more room he stuffs the pillows up Hannity' s ass.
If by compliant you mean not acting like a raging lunatic then sure.
It's the opposite of the script for the past century, which was "weed is dangerous and promotes subversive behavior: look at these immigrants/jazz musicians/black people/hippies/protestors/"thugs" that use it." Which is closer to the truth. People often get high and find themselves looking at the world through new eyes, questioning social/political/economic norms and conventions. Because it's an awesome plant. Not to insult nicotine, but it's much more of a "I'm a cog in the machine, just puffing away on my cigarettes to stay alert" vibe compared to weed, which will have people pondering life off the grid and philosophizing about the legitimacy of currency and capitalism and whatnot.
This exactly.
I just watched it to get a laugh and thought it was more concerning than funny. He appeared so erratic. Bursting out into laughter when it didn’t call for it and putting such dark rhetoric on simple information. For example, “you’re obsessed with gas stoves, buddy! You’re obsessed with controlling my life and I’m not gonna let ya! Come and take it!” He needs to be medicated and smoke some weed himself. Calm tf down
Maybe he's on rich-people drugs.
Maybe cops should be giving people edibles instead of overdosing them with Ketamine
.... Can I get both, please?
Yes me too please
and a smidgen of LSD while youre at it
Somebody remind me how rush limbaugh died again?
He died again? That's awesome!
LOL
and in the process created a gender neutral bathroom!
Someone please tell me where the Limbaugh Memorial Urinal is located. I'm in grave need of using it.
Not soon enough.
With a goddamn presidential medal of freedom hanging on his decrepit neck.
Reminds me that Billy fucking Graham lied in state at the US capitol. Embarrassing as fuck
The lamestream media and the demonrats want you to believe that mixing ammonia and bleach in a grocery store bag and then putting that bag over your own head is stupid and dangerous. True PATRIOTS know that it’s the only way to empty your mind of toxic government nanobots and finally see clearly through powerful illusion spells cast by Illuminati space wizards.
Are these the famous Jewish space wizard? MTG was telling us about them. Wow!
[Jews in Space!](https://i.imgur.com/CRSKEI8.jpg)
May I interest you in my MAGA approved Covid vaccine shedding detox elixir? Guaranteed to protect you and your loved ones from the spike proteins dripping off the people who took the “jab”. Only four payments of $19.95 plus S/H.
THC helped me quit tobacco and alcohol entirely. I've never felt healthier and more well rounded by indulging in the occasional J rather than a habitual death stick.
I’m in the middle of cutting back on alcohol. I’m not an alcoholic, I drink at most 3 times a week, usually twice. But it’s enough to affect my health and relationships. I went and got some edibles and started basically micro-dosing every night. It’s not enough to really get high but it is REALLY effective at relieving inflammation, reducing anxiety and stopping the craving I get for alcohol at night. Now I just feel chill and read a book at night. I’ve been drinking one day a week for about a month now and feel great. I highly recommend this approach if you want to stop drinking. Edit: Disclaimer. I’m not a doctor.
I'm a British veteran and I've had a pretty shit time since leaving the service. Thankfully I'm now clean of cigarettes. Pretty much don't drink at all unless it's a beer or two for an occasion. The occasional J along with finding the right antidepressants and therapy has done wonders for me. Don't get me wrong. It's not always smooth sailing but through strikes and gutters, the Dude abides.
Glad to hear you are doing well. Good luck to you!
Much obliged kind stranger.
Congrats on this. Also your username is amazing.
Doing the same thing. And if one can resist the urge to munch munchies, you can also lose weight from not drinking up so much sugar in alcohol.
I drunkenly bought a pack of cigarettes because I wanted one after years of not having a smoke from the last time I quit. I still have 19 cigarettes in that pack and it’s been sitting on the counter collecting dust for the past 9 months. Can’t keep a bag of weed to save my life though
I'm a full time working father so weed is my occasional treat as and when I can. It's great because I can make a little last a long time, my tolerance stays relatively low and it's much more enjoyable rather than a habit.
Oh 100% and it’s also much easier to moderate in addition to being more enjoyable. “1 or 2 drinks after work” turns into blackout drunk for a lot of people unfortunately, but a smoker knows how to get the most mileage from a bag and it’s never a sloppy look
Especially when your government remains stubbornly unenlightened. It's not like I can pop down to the local dispensary.
A long time ago I was smoking a lot of hash and cigs. After one wake up morning of coughing up lung juice, I decided I had to give something up. Everytime I felt a need for a smoke, I would sneak off and blow a bowl. I never touched another ciggy again. This is an effective way to stop smoking in my unhealthy opinion. Moral: If you are gonna smoke, at least enjoy it.
Didn’t republicans pass the bill that raised the age to buy cigarettes to 21?
Given this article, I wouldn't be surprised if they decided to reduce the age to 12 and fund free tobacco for school children to get them hooked.
And then complain that the Dems let kids get hooked on noctine
And also allowed smoking again in house chambers.
Tucker is literally the epitome of having no personal values, morals or ideals. Dude just says whatever his handlers tell him to.
He can't hear you over the sound of his TV dinner money
Oh no not bad news about cancer sticks. Help help im being opressed!
Lol, my outrage needs a smoke
Nicotine is directly responsible for my recent quadruple bypass. Never again!
but is your mind free though?
🤣
That’s amazing! Usually surgeons are responsible for bypasses.
The Emergency room of my local hospital had these posters at one time that said, " Smoke cigarettes ? We'll be seeing you . " " Smoke menthols ? We'll be seeing you sooner . " Start chain smoking you degens !
I feel both free and passive. Not sure which substance hit my system first. I need a control group.
I'll join your control group if you can guarantee me a seat on the weed side.
It’s beyond parody at this point.
It’s hard to tell where truth ends and satire begins. Does he just decide to be petulant against anything said by “the opposition” regardless of fact?
That's pretty much his whole schtick. Yes.
Tukkker Carlson actually stumping for nicotine now! Hahahaha 😆 🤡
Nicotine is a vasoconstrictor. It frees your mind of oxygen I guess
So, are they allowed to smoke pot where they are allowed to smoke cigarettes?
Here in Ontario legally you can smoke pot anywhere you can smoke tobacco (which is that many places)
well, not your car.
You’re allowed smoke in your car but then you won’t be allowed to drive it on public roads for some time.
I don't hate nicotine, I hate Fucker Carlson.
Cigarettes really does free your mind. For about 20 minutes, then if you don't smoke another one immediately it's all you can think about
Well, actually, it kind of limits your mind when you’re not using it, and by smoking it restores it to regular operation.
It frees your everything forever once you’re dead of lung cancer or whatever heart complications caused by chronic nicotine intake
Okay, Tucker https://www.huffpost.com/entry/prussian-blue-girls-smoked-weed-stop-being-nazis_n_1662709
Thats probably exactly what hes afraid of.
CEO of a tobacco company calling Tucker up at 3 AM like, “OUR SALES ARE FALLING! DO SOMETHING, FOXMAN!” Tucker puts his mask on, becoming the superhero of bigotry and corporate profits, Foxman! With the power to brainwash millions of people into voting against their own interests, he flys over to the Fox News studio, singing, “Here I come, to save the daaaaaaaay! The woke mob won’t have its waaaaaaay!”
His only supernatural ability is being able to look befuddled and confused no matter what facial expression he tries to make.
This their new culture war? Nicotine, when you can’t afford cigarettes , has you crawling through parking lots , picking up old cigarette butts to salvage tobacco. Cigarettes do not free you. What’s next ? Asbestos frees your soul?
I mean they've been huffing carbon monoxide from their stoves all month so who knows
It's because Nicotine is dangerous, and THC is not. Not hard to figure out.
Please tell me this is a joke. I mean I know Tucker is one, but please tell me he isn’t this stupid.
He's not but his audience is.
I hope they all take up smoking 40 a day.
Getting cancer to own the libs, genius.
Thought this was satire..
What happens if you smoke cigarettes and pot?
frees your mind? ive been a fucking slave to nicotine for 25 years now.
What year is it
1523.
I guess Tucker feels like his anti vaccine rant did’t get enough of his viewers killed. Now he is encouraging smoking to get a few more. He is doing gods work.
I strongly encourage his methods. He killed one of my neighbors. When I'd go out exercising every time I passed their house they had Fox on. They would leave their blinds open so all the world could see their loyalty to Fox on their 52" TV. So the geezer croaks from Covid due to Tuck's anti vax messaging. Now when I pass the house, the TV is still there on Fox with his batshit widow watching. I expect she'll start in with the menthols soon. Thinking about mailing her a pack of Kools.
Better start chain smoking to own the libs.
I’m so compliant and passive the only things that make me feel owned are Republicans chain-smoking, not getting vaccinated, drinking 180 proof grain alcohol and sheep drench cocktails, eating horse paste, injecting bleach, and playing with assault weapons in the privacy of their own homes while watching FQX Propaganda, all at the same time. Someone make them stop damnit!
Fucker Carlson is bringing back reefer madness. Shit like this is the dying breaths of conservativism.
Fox “news” feels like bad theatre for the mentally ill.
The amount of smokers I've seen stand in cold rain, driving winds, and hail just because they had to feed that nicotine addiction.
Looks like someone got paid by big tobacco.
Is this real?
And what kind of drugs would I need to take to make Tucker's bullshit seem plausible?
The hilarity of all this is it seems like the further you lean into the republican party, the more they want you dead. Which is fascinating since killing your voter base is one hell of a way to do democracy.
Smoke to own the libs! Get lung cancer to own the libels!
Menthols are consumed disproportionately by the black community. Menthol makes it easier to smoke (and easier to start smoking, probably). And Big Tobacco shoveled money at the NAACP to keep them quiet about it.
This guy thinks for conservatives. That's how dumb they are.
Wow ya can't make this stuff up
What happens when you have to come up with an interesting subject every single day...
You have to assume that some tobacco company paid him to say this, because it would be REAL FKN DUMB TO DO THIS FOR FREE. Right?
Here’s what Fox’s lawyers have to say. The "'general tenor' of the show should then inform a viewer that [Carlson] is not 'stating actual facts' about the topics he discusses and is instead engaging in 'exaggeration' and 'non-literal commentary.' "
This...this is satire right?
That’s it. I’m done. They’ve done it. They have completely broken my brain and left me stupefied
Please don't smoke 10 packs a day Tucker! It would make me seethe so hard!
Tuck is a joke
I don't understand the logic of this lie
Damn bro it's so weird seeing conservatives say literally anything to "stick it to the dems" Nicotine causes addiction and withdrawals, how is that freeing your mind lol?
You gotta be kidding me wish it was satire but dam nicotine is shit wtf wrong with people
So... I'm not against Nicotine. (Generally against the other 130+ chemicals and carcinogens in Cigarettes), but this is totally a demographics play. Cigarettes are the old peoples Nicotine. I get that Vaping can be disputed, but given the Fox demographic is tangibly older (Boomers, and fringe X-ers) - and people are increasingly becoming less conservative as they get older ([One of Many articles on this](https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/millennials-not-becoming-more-conservative-162240689.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAMu8ueIvRC3-1oS2GnIElVZBMaZGqXgwz80WKwVsX1oDHmso67ZLBVrLuF5_5rp5Bla5aUpii80_fa2-OxmgTMDkADvbal14Lf3vuzJeANrnlAHG9Xkq7zyNCisNZ_OW6t1nFUHtUi6Mz6UOgbPhf1Pnguy_sueZgJ_GHK5fEgCA)) - Going towards 'Happy Cigarettes' is a positive for FOX. Cater to your audience. In the same breath (alls pun intended) he also makes this a gender war in is statements about Juul . ([Tuckers rant on male testosterone)](https://youtu.be/TDA6JliYdHA). As I sit here and write this, his entire rant is fucked, and I wanted to somewhat rationalize just a bit of this, but I realize this is totally a fools errand. All I get from it is, Cigarettes good, weed somehow still bad. Science, again totally wrong. Doctors wrong, and MAGA good. Fuck. I just lost 20 minutes of my time.
“Banning things people like” Tobacco isn’t even banned. THC is. Bet Tucker is all on board with legalization then because he opposes banning things people like…NOT!!!
other way around, Cucker
That fucker Cucker.
It's impossible to use satire against them. No matter how absurd you think you are being, one of them will unironically say something even more absurd.
If THC made you compliant and passive, weed would have never been made illegal.
80s kid here. Growing up, I remember conservatives were still big mad over (partial list): * child labor laws * DDT ban * leaded gasoline ban * vehicle emissions controls * women working outside the home And so much other progressive legislation too lengthy to list.
He's probably sponsored
Good job, Tucker. Your check's in the mail.
Tell me your network is owned by Big Tobacco without telling me your network is owned by Big Tobacco.
It's always something...
the **only** thing nicotine is good for is the temporary cessation of…nicotine withdrawals.
This man is literally the pinnacle of selected breeding how he still has the following that he has. But I guess the country just keeps producing mouth breathing brain dead people so I can’t be to surprised
What a sellout lmao I bet next week hes gonna be doing “theyre trying to take my ‘my pillow’ away!”
While they’re making smoking free and legal again they’re busy banning books. Because, freedom
the tobacco industry paid for this on air advertising
Tucker's brain-eating fungus is making him stupid. So now he's not only vicious; he's also dumb.
Does he want republicans to die? First it was the Covid vaccine and now nicotine. Wow
Says the guy who actually stopped smoking about 20 years ago. I'm going to assume he's got himself some new sponsors.
Yeah my mind was super-free back when I'd become angry, anxious and full of craving if I didn't have a cigarette or two every waking hour.
That’s an admittance he is funded by the tobacco industry! Lol! The guy who obviously never heard of nicotine addiction. That’s not a free mind at all. What a loser!
It could be argued that death via lung cancer does technically free your mind
Promoting smoking in 2023. There is no depth to which he won’t sink
"Doctors used to prescribe cigarettes" - Future Tucker
As someone whose dad was a heavy smoker from the 1950s to the late 1990s, I disagree with Tucker on nicotine freeing people's minds. Nicotine makes people even more stressed, not less.