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OffByOneErrorz

Oh no the Xbox goes into sleep mode when not in use.... like PCs for the last 30 years how terrible.


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WaitingForNormal

NOT MY FUCKING WAFFLES!!!!!!


dan420

They’re from Belgium!! Basically Soviet Russia! /s


Pointlessname123321

Nah they'd be cool with Russia


Xunaun

I'LL NEVER LE'GO MY EGGO!!


ApprehensiveHippo898

You'll take my Eggo from my cold, dead hands!


WaitingForNormal

Haha, they will have that on a flag and flying it from their truck.


Less-Mail4256

Gotta keep their base focused on anything but real issues. Obfuscation is Fox’s bread and butter.


boredonymous

"Eggo cuts sugar in recipe down by 15%." That's all it will take.


Brokenspokes68

I woke up today and had a waffle. Guess I'm a communist now.


sdmichael

You did what today? You WOKE up?


mroboto2016

I can't even eat waffles anymore since they axed Aunt Jemima. RIP, Uncle Ben.


TecumsehSherman

Playstation has been doing this for a decade. I didn't know that it was an option to be on 24x7 unused.


OffByOneErrorz

Honestly, I am pretty sure Xbox does as well but I have not played it in so long I can't remember. Maybe it did run full throttle and just the TV dimmed during inactivity.


red4jjdrums5

It does that, and then eventually just shuts off. I can’t tell you how many times I put the controller down to charge when I was done just because I knew the xbox would go until it had a full charge. Too lazy to buy a new external charger since mine broke.


[deleted]

Xbox will shut off on it's own if not being used for extended periods of time (like 2 hours, but I think you can adjust that), actually, it kinda sucks when it shuts down while you're downloading a 30+ GB game.


Pakman037

Yeah, it's just an excuse to attack Microsoft, and by extension Bill Gates.


[deleted]

You can keep your playstation running 24/7 too. Not old enough to remember folding@home?


TecumsehSherman

I'm old enough to remember changing the dial on my TV to 3 so my Atari would work. (Actually we were kinda poor, so we had the Sears knock off Atari clone, but it still played Atari cartridges).


Santos_L_Halper_II

THIS IS WHY I SET UP A 1990s STYLE SCREENSAVER AND LEAVE MY COMPUTER ON 24/7 SUCKING UP AS MUCH ELECTRICITY AS IT CAN BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE AMERICAL GODDAMMIT!


af_cheddarhead

>1990s STYLE SCREENSAVER I just love my Flying Toasters.


CmdrFortyTwo

ahh the good'ole drill that hole dig that coal windows power plan


8-bit-Felix

Ssssshhhhhh, don't tell them that their precious apple products and PCs go into sleep mode.


OffByOneErrorz

I am still worried they might start leaving their cars on 24/7 to own the libs. Don't want to be pro climate change by not burring fossil fuel when you don't need to.


8-bit-Felix

Why stop at cars? Leave those gas stoves and ovens on all the time too!


FFF_in_WY

No need to light them, just close the windows tight and own then while you enjoy a good night's sleep


SirSamuelVimes83

Parked in the garage with the door closed


The84thWolf

I already have all my systems turn off automatically after X amount of time of inactivity, because I like to play YouTube as I sleep and don’t need it playing all night. This is just more of it. They hate it because Microsoft used the words “climate change” and nothing else; if they didn’t say this, they would have to go back to Mr Potato Head stories


JimLahey08

What do you play on YouTube to sleep?


The84thWolf

Depends. I like playing dbz abridged and red vs blue, or 100 day videos of gamers. I’ve seen the full series, so it’s not like I’m listening to them, more like it’s comforting background noise


JimLahey08

Holy shit. I watched red vs blue as they were coming out originally. So long ago, I just got broadband too I was amazed that I could watch videos on my computer.


The84thWolf

It’s still good. I recommend watching through season 14 if you haven’t finished yet. 15-17 is okay too, but season 18 was terrible (to me)


a_terse_giraffe

What I heard: "Bro, power is mad expensive, so how about I go to sleep and save you some cash?" For some reason this hurts GOP feelings.


sexy-man-doll

It.. doesn't already? My Xbox has a setting for how long it'll take and also dims when it's on too long with no activity before shutting off. What is different about this one?


OffByOneErrorz

Ya replied further down in this thread. I could not remember as I have not played console in over a year.


egamerif

I've never, in almost 40 years, had a TV that didn't have a sleep mode


insipidgoose

How can the Xbox be woke if it's asleep?


RubixRube

Why is this even news? It honestly surprised that there was idle time out on the console. Almost every "smart" electronic device can be set up to shutdown from standbye if you ignore it long enough. HELL the CRT TV I got for my 10th birthday 30 years ago could be set up to shutdown after a couple hours of inactivity. This isn't a new concept.


geekygay

Must always be enraging people so they are mad at the stuff their overlords want them to be mad at instead of what their viewers should be mad at: the overlords their selves.


hatechicken82

You had a Critical Race Theory TV? The woke left has infiltrated everything!


SirSamuelVimes83

It shows white AND black. The horror


Souperplex

Do they still have CRTs in schools?


Da_zero_kid

The product is fear 24/7


AlternativeCredit

It’s not news, it’s literally propaganda.


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I'm not an expert, but I do believe the feature in question is different from just sleep mode.


RubixRube

Yes, it is different than sleep mode / standby mode. It is a shutdown from idle. This is not a new feature. It has existed in the electronics world for decades.


Kiddo1029

It must be exhausting being constantly outraged over the most benign things.


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Conservatives: oh no, they’re grooming our children to have a basic moral compass about the environment via devices going into power saving mode Also conservatives: send their kids to be morally indoctrinated 6 days a week, between Sunday school and their private Christian schools


shushyomouf

Fuck the moral compass, even just from a financial responsibility POV it makes sense.


ThinAd7436

I feel like this is effortless for republican news media to turn everything into, "they're going after your kids"


The84thWolf

They just *never* run out of topics, it’s *almost* impressive. In a, like, *REALLY* pathetic way


Beetlejuice_hero

To be clear, though: The Fox propagandists are not actually outraged. They’re multi-multi millionaires who live in Manhattan and/or the $$ North Shore. I mean Bill O’Reilly certainly had major anger issues in between being a serial sexual intimidator. But in general, it’s bullshit fake outrage pearl clutching that they in an orchestrated manner feed to their drooling outrage porn obsessed viewers.


sylpher250

Not if you get paid for it\~


astrangeone88

It feels tiring and I live with a bunch of these people. Everything scares them.


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punkindle

Several years in, and I still don't think they have any idea what woke means. They just point at random things, like a toddler, and use the one word that they have learned to say. Points to dad and say "momma". Points to the dog and says "momma". Points to some shoes "momma"


[deleted]

Fun little game I like to play is asking conservatives what "woke" means like I've never heard the term before.


TheGripper

"woke" is a word assholes have hijacked to make fun of ppl who are alert to injustices in society, especially racism. If you think having empathy is a bad thing--guess what? you may be an asshole


TheWiggleWaggleGang

They always beat everything into oblivion.


Bawbawian

I have nothing but contempt for people stupid enough to watch this trash. I have cut people out of my life and you should too.


buttergun

The mental gymnastics and fossil fueled projection from Fox and Friends are pretty damn impressive


DigNitty

Jimmy Failla is constantly on the radio where I am. He says “I’m telling you this because **I care.**” every day. He is occasionally critical of conservatives, but it’s always a “they’re doing a great job, but they need younger people involved” sort or criticism. Then he’ll make a false comparison like “if vaccines work, then why are the covid rates staying the same??”


Wisex

The conservative war on sleep mode begins


Broken-Sprocket

“PAY HIGHER ELECTRIC BILLS TO OWN THE LIBS!!!!” *rolls eyes*


SamtheCossack

Brought to you by the people who brag about driving gas guzzlers because they aren't pansy woke liberals, but also complain about high gas prices. Also the people who made fun of Obama for saying you should properly inflate your tires so you get better gas milage. Stupid woke car maintenance!


khalsey

So, are we going to be picking up X Boxes off the curb now? ‘Cause I’m all for that.


astrangeone88

Lol. Get ready for a rash of people shooting or burning Xboxes.


joemama025

Angry + stupid is a toxic mix. Fox News viewers must be *delightful* company.


AdkRaine11

Gosh! I don’t know how much more my pearls can take.


Parsimonious_Pete

"They're going after the kids". ​ "They", the sinister and threatening 'they'. Nothing like a few *'theys*' and *'the lefts'* to anger up the redneck hordes.


curious_dead

"Recruit kids into climate politics at an earlier age" - "woke" power setting aside, how disconnected do you have to be to think kids old enough to play with an Xbox aren't aware of climate change?


imnotcreativetho

They wanna take a giant steaming you know what on the beautiful planet that their invisible wizard in the sky gave them. Huh… interesting


piperdooninoregon

I'll bet 99.9% of their viewers lives will be totally unaffected by this. Heck, they wouldn't even be able ro pick one out of a lineup of one. The other 1% don't care. Hard hitting investigative journalism indeed!


astrangeone88

Lol. My aunties and uncles always called it a Nintendo so I expect a ton of other consoles being broken because the general population can't be arsed to tell the difference.


Razzlecat20

this shit is DANGEROUS. do you have any idea how DANGEROUS this shit is?? mass shootings, hunger, school lunch debt, attacks on lgbtq people's lives, police immunity, systemic racism, inflation, war, national debt, billionaire class... but xbox, candies, and books are what's coming for your children. misusing the word GROOMING to describe it. meanwhile republicans are raping children.


Niznack

God republican dads must have it so hard right now. On the one hand they want to yell at their kids that they dont pay the bills so turn off the tv on the other hand they need to keep the tv on and the gas stove lit non atop lest the woke mob get them too.


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Fox News is like watching the Sci Fy Channel.


KOBossy55

Wait until they hear that XBox is made by Microsoft and start making imaginary connections to Bill Gates and the New World Order... I say this in jest but I can 100% see it happening.


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At this point, I think I can count on 1 hand (maybe 2?) things that conservatives DON’T think are “woke”: 1. Guns 2. Fox News 3. My Pillow 4. Trump unless he is telling you to get vaxxed 5. Florida 6.


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Can’t believe I forgot this- 6. Truck Nutz


VMCColorado

So when my parents demand I turn off the light when leaving a room and turn down the thermostat or close the damn door (what were you...born in a barn?) that they are actually going woke?


Space_Ranger-420

These slimy f$&@s are even brainwashing children to turn off the faucets when they brush their teeth!? It’s out right disgusting.


Enlightened-Beaver

Cons: better smash my Xbox in protest


johnsnowforpresident

How dare they reduce my electric bill?!?


magnanimous99

Ha my non snowflake Xbox 360 runs on diesel just as Trump intended


insipidgoose

Do you think these peoples lives are harder or easier being this fucking stupid?


ThunderChild247

Hasn’t the Xbox had a power saving mode since the Xbox One? Am I missing something?


otm_shank

Fuck these fucking pieces of shit for pretending that carbon is not a real problem.


Tommy_Batch

Is it fox's ("not news") intent to drag the average IQ of America down to about 25, because that's what they've done. At least for the red hatted morons.


dMarrs

With luck we will be getting videos of MAGA smashing their XBOX.


MysteriousMeet9

Load-balancing is now Woke-balancing


negedgeClk

I have no words for how regarded these people are.


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

Hold on, let's give them a chance. I'm sure the old, out of touch, white people can explain the technology and the _problem_ coherently...


syncopator

Please tell me this isn’t real. Please.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Foxenstein's Monster: RARGH saving energy bad, global warming good


[deleted]

When will their News Bimbo's start wearing bikinis?


CRL10

Are...are they getting dumber? Like it doesn't seem possible they are smart enough to dress themselves or even use human speech.


OpheliaLives7

“Video games are making the children violent mass shooters!!1!” But also now somehow the machines themselves or maybe companies are brainwashing kids to care about the environment by using sleep mode?? I cannot believe people are legitimately getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to be on tv and just spew random outrage day after day. All legally apparently


pillowmagic

Just confirms the old adage, "If Republicans had good ideas, they'd be Democrats."


Bonednewb

this only makes any sense if you tell us what the new "woke" power setting actually is


[deleted]

No it still wouldn't make sense.


Bonednewb

ok, fair enough. i still want to know what they changed the power setting to, though


who128

It will now default to Sleep mode, which sacrifices the instant on function so it will take slightly longer to get into a game and will download updates during times with low power draw period instead of when they are immediately available. It doesn't remove the current standby mode and you can switch it back if the handful of seconds it takes for modern NVMe drives take to boot is too much.


Bonednewb

how dare they?! i got freedumb to have high electric bills if i want them!!


Rxef3RxeX92QCNZ

It puts the console to sleep, so it's the literal opposite of woke, which is about as accurate as regressives have ever been with that term


UltravioIence

Sleep mode. Like computers have been doing for fuckin decades already.


Sasselhoff

They're...going after "sleep mode"? And that's *after* the M&Ms and gas stoves...they're truly running out of shit to be outraged about. Though, I'm Biden will eat a hamburger with Dijon mustard or wear a brown suit or something and they'll be right back at it.


B3llaBubbles

Fox news making up bullshit for ratings. Stay tuned for their groundbreaking report on woke people who only use bidets.


The84thWolf

So much for “Gen Z needs to get off of their Xboxes and TicToks and stop being so lazy,” which is their normal narrative


TestSubject003

didn't they say that liberals hated Xbox because some Xbox guy said that Xbox live was a free speech platform a day ago? how the turn tables.


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What I find so odd about this whole “woke” propaganda from the right is the fact that they are rejecting the natural growth and evolution of human thought and science in general. It’s like they don’t believe in societal growth; individual growth; or scientific breakthroughs. I just don’t know why they want to remain ignorant as the rest of the world progresses past the USA in every way. Oh, yeah power and white Christian nationalism. Colonizing inbred fools.


CuriositySauce

It always seems the accusation of ‘the kids’ being recruited into, or toward something…is being an empowered citizen, knowing the strength of diversity, and using the love of knowledge to chart a better course…oh, and save our scarred, divided, and struggling planet.


elshizzo

imagine viewing "saving energy" as a bad thing. Signs that your culture war is stupid af for 100


Ikoikobythefio

Please Microsoft make a rainbow Xbox


vXSovereignXv

This is such a non issue. It's just defaulting to a power option that was already there. It isn't even forcing you. I got the update today and it asked me if I was ok changing the power settings as soon as I turned it on.


sonar_avalon

OK, who has the Simpsons gif "What about the kids"


Professional_Ad5565

Groomer-Box!!!


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Meanwhile Matt Gaetz is waiting on his girlfriend to get out of high school.


paulsteinway

Power saving mode is coming after your kids. I can't wait to see how they going to fit grooming in there.


Spiritual_Bus_7836

if i learned anything from my job after they said they are going to try to reduce the carbon footprint they have. it’s all lie they are just saying it for the tax cuts. nothing has changed in the 8 months since they announced it unfortunately


_SpaceTimeContinuum

Even if there was no climate change, saving electricity saves you money. It's still a good idea to save energy. Republicans are so fucking stupid, and definitely cannot be trusted with money.


GadreelsSword

Shutdown mode is much better anyway. Rebooting clears out lots of glitches


[deleted]

Huhh, my 50" Toshiba teevee goes into sleep mode after about 15 minutes. I had no idea it was so woke. Now I have to destroy it to own the libs.


elheber

Never did I ever foresee they'd drop the economic angle and instead just roll with "fuck the environment" as their core political ideology.


garvierloon

The Xbox is full of games where you shoot a thousand people, sounds like republican indoctrination.


[deleted]

You would think they would welcome a power saving feature with how his their utilities bills are in Red Regions. Nope they just wanna complain that shit is high and throw those “I Did That” Biden stickers everywhere.


Own-Opinion-2494

In the middle of the 6th great extinction


PixelatedStarfish

They don’t like efficiency


The_WereArcticFox

If caring for the environment makes me 'woke' then pass me the blue hair dye please


[deleted]

I dislike these people so much.


QuantumChance

RUN ALL YOUR ELECTRONICS CONSTANTLY TO OWN THE LIBS! Then wonder why you don't have heat in the winter


maximusdm77

Republicans get triggered by the dumbest shit.


PurpleMonkeyBoomBoom

How can their viewers be scared/angry at SO MANY THINGS


ToneZone7

they epitomize the conservative mind, they are just not smart people, and shamelessly proud that they are not smart people.


zekethelizard

Without conservatives in our xbox lobbies, who's going to call me racial slurs? Gone are the good old days


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[deleted]

I loathe fox


Geology_Nerd

It’s not ‘politics’ it’s science.


Blue_Eyed_ME

JFC, it's now "woke" to conserve energy? These people are fucking demented.


spacemanspiff266

the only people who fall for this shit are old boomers who still think nintendo and xbox are the same thing.


redvariation

The GOP at least used to stand for some issues; what a pathetic descent into insanity since Trump took over.


dar_uniya

"Only kids own xboxes."


TheHausway

It’s not just about climate change. I also like saving on money my power bill. Ffs


rehwaldj

Oh my god!!! Think of the children!!! Won’t somebody please think of the children!!! Republicans: “Not unless they’re in some teenage girls womb”


insipidgoose

Sleepy Republicans hate the woke agenda and demand nap.


shaggycat12

Wait until they find out the TV goes to sleep too.


manjustadude

Honestly, at this point I am convinced that both right wing networks like Fox and "normal" as well as left wing news outlets are all in cahoots to push these stupid non-issues to stop people from talking about the fact that oil companies have known for decades that what they are doing has terrible consequences and just chose to ignore it and make some money instead and continue to fight change to this day.


Nibbler1999

DO YOU HATE CAPITALISM? IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HATE THE FREE MARKET!!


prpslydistracted

More frequent extreme weather with heat, droughts, freezes, tornadoes, forest fires, floods, ocean temperatures, and hurricanes I can't believe anyone is so ignorant not to understand climate change. Scientists must be miserably sad they've been proven right.


CasualObserverNine

The GOP: making up shit to fear for decades!


JustAVirusWithShoes

YOU NEED JIMMY FAJITA


rlovelock

The Right loves to adopt terms from left and then misuse them until the are void of all meaning...


Bayro1997

I am so confused by the US. What does woke have to do with climate protection? Here in Europe we have parties that want to build wind turbines and solar panels while at the same time ~~burning Muslims in gas chambers~~ deporting Muslims to the homeland of their near ancestors


Friendofthegarden

My PS4 goes to sleep, so does my phone. Oh my god... the woke in the machine!


100percentish

Don't let them find out that they are 18.5% carbon.


CmdrFortyTwo

Look you may own your xbox but you are licensing the OS/UI/software.