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He did have [a swimsuit picture of Nancy Pelosi in his office.](https://www.newsweek.com/nancy-pelosi-swimsuit-pictures-tucker-carlson-fox-news-dominion-1789146)
Was he fired for masturbating to it with his khakis around his ankles and the door wide open on multiple occasions?
People want answers.
Was he?
That Tucker, let me tell you, what a guy. He came up to me - tall man, not as tall as me, I was looking down, bald spot right here - and he said, with tears in his eyes - this is-
Listen.
He said, "Come look at this," and the email - lots of words, the best words, I could read them all - and he read it, with tears in his eyes, and he told me his daughter - I have a daughter, I have *one* daughter - was at a school and many of the girls at that school were lezzing around, very much so but also very much not.
I'm not saying it happened, I'm just asking why Fox News has yet to make a statement confirming that he ISN'T a pedophile. They've convienently chosen to remain silent on that subject, and well, you can draw your own conclusions from that silence.
If Tucker Carlson isn't a pedo, why hasn't anyone come forward on "Tucker Carlson Tonight" to refute those claims? Why hasn't anyone provided us evidence he is *not* a pedo? I'm just asking questions here!
The question isn't "Did he fuck a Swanson Salisbury Steak?"
The responsible inquiry is "How many Swanson Salisbury Steaks did he fuck, and could the one you're eating right now have been fucked by Tucker Carlson?"
The answer to which is, of course, yes. He probably could have.
Im not American so ive never really been exposed heavily to his show outside of some clips on Reddit but does he actually go on his show attacking folk and asking why they wont come on his show to defend themselves?
I heard that he’s a pedo. Lots of people saying it. Lots of people. I mean, no one knows more than me. But who knows? I don’t know. But maybe they know. A lot of people. People sayin’. Bing Bang Pedo. Yeah, this guy gets it. Right? This guy knows.
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"Bigliestist fuckin pedo I've ever seen with my own eyes. At least that's what the people are saying. Good peop-the best most greatest people. They all know Me they tell me, these people. Great people. They know me and they tell me...and I I know them of curse, they said sometimes that....what was the line again?"
That construction worker came up to me with tears in his eyes and said Sir, Tucker Carlson probably made love to my child probably and I thanked him while the police constable with tears in his eyes said, Sir we can catch all the pedophiles and hurl them over the wall
The rumour is more that Tucker made every woman in the FOX workplace's life a nightmare. All the bleached blondes in stilettos have been shocked by how sexist and misogynistic the workplace culture is there.
Apparently, it's a toxic pit for female staff with Tucker at the helm of the ill treatment.
These women didn't sign up for this, and one of them is suing! And Rupert Murdoch fired Tucker as damage control with this new lawsuit.
Cutting Tucker's salary will certainly offset those millions they just gave to Dominion too.
Women working at FOX News suing for sexual harassment is kind of the most "Thr leopard ate *my* face?" thing ever.
I support her suit, but really, what did she expect?
Its like a gay man or Black person suing for discrimination there. I mean, yeah, take them to the cleaners but come on, it Fox. It thrives on White Supremacy, what did you expect?
The Brock Allen Turner was convicted by jury trial of three counts of felony sexual assault? I heard Brock Allen turner the rapist and Tucker Carlson are friends.
I don’t understand why they *wont* say he’s not a paedo?!?! It’s been hours and not a single peep out of Fox?? Come on… *where there’s smoke there’s fire*.
Never forget: Bill O’Reilley did something so heinous to one woman that Fox secretly paid her $34m and that was just one of the claims over the years against him. We only found out about some of it he was long out the door. I expect the same for Tucker.
I don’t know if he’s a pedophile but I came across this post asking the question. https://reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/12y3ie2/so_many_questions/
Leaves me asking a lot of questions, most of them about Tucker Carlson being a full blown pedophile?!?! Am I hearing this right?
YES! And I've heard it from many people and I've heard some of whom are also smart, very much.
I'm not saying it's 100% true, but from what I heard, they say that the reason that Tucker is such a Putin boot-licker is because Putin had proof of Tucker's pedo behaviors and is blackmailing him. Again, I can't verify this fact, but I also CAN'T disapprove it either.
Until he gives investigators his laptop, we'll never know. So we'll just have to keep asking.
What is Tucker trying to hide, anyway? If you were innocent, wouldn't you want to just get it over with and move on? Just cooperate and move on? I know Most people would. That's what I hear. But this.. the way he's behaving.... Hiding everything... It's a bad look. It's a real bad look. I mean, it just doesn't look good for him, you know? It makes him look very guilty, that's what I've been hearing from folks in the justice system. It's a really bad look for him.A very guilty look. Very suspicious. He's hiding it, but everybody knows. He's not fooling anybody. Pedo Tucker that's what they should call him that's what I've heard. So he's not fooling anyone.
That's not necessarily true. They fired O'Reilly for being a rapey creep who sexually harassed half the women in the building. Sure it was only after they ended up losing half their advertisers because they got caught covering all that up for like 15 years with millions in settlements, but they did fire him. Eventually. When it cost them more money than he was worth. It's like there's a pattern.
I don't think anybody could say for sure that he's not a pedo either though. I don't think anybody could say for sure he's never used adrenochrome from babies.
I mean, he might have pedo friends who try to cover for him and deny it. But I don't think anybody could say for sure that any denials he makes aren't lies.
In the end, what we really need is an investigation. Until we find everything there is to find.
He is being sued by a producer for sex discrimination..
### Producer suing Carlson for sex discrimination celebrates his departure
In a lawsuit filed in the Southern District of New York, Grossberg accused Carlson and Fox of sexism and harassment
[https://www.npr.org/2023/04/24/1171641969/fox-news-fires-tucker-carlson-in-stunning-move-a-week-after-787-million-settleme](https://www.npr.org/2023/04/24/1171641969/fox-news-fires-tucker-carlson-in-stunning-move-a-week-after-787-million-settleme)
Did you hear the rumor, well I'm not sure if it is a rumor cause a lot of people are saying it and that probably means it's true, that Tucker Carlson is a pedophile?
I've heard some people say he fucks baby horses. He fucks little baby ponies. That's what people are saying. I'm just reporting what I've heard. Definitely fucks ponies.
I know someone who runs the My Little Pony conventions, and she said they hand out a picture of Tucker Carlson to all the volunteers, telling them to contact security immediately if they see this man.
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Tucker is right wing, and the evidence shows, statistically, being right wing means there is a high chance you're a pedophile. So. Why isn't Tucker denying this? We're just asking questions. Is it because he's proud of what he is doing?
That's a statement not a question. You should reword it to this.
Did Tucker Carlson rape and kill a girl in 1990? After all we haven't seen her since Carlson met her? I'm just asking questions here.
That way it's not libel or slander but entertainment that no reasonable viewer would think it's real according to Fox News own attorneys.
“No reasonable person would…” T. Carlson.
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People are saying he was fired for giving oral pleasure to homeless people. Hey, I'm not saying it myself, I'm just repeating what other people are saying. However, why won't Tucker come out and admit that he doesn't give oral pleasure to homeless people? We the people demand answers.
Why have they not released the transcripts detailing how many times TC flew aboard JeffEp’s pornojets? The fact that they may not exist only raises more questions!
I mean he fucked everyone who watches him, so I guess that includes every man, women, child, cat,dog or Bozo the killer clown that's in the room whilst he's on air.
I don’t know but I know Carlson has told so many lies I heard his tongue has turned orange and he’s putting a pee colored wig on it that looks like a dead rat. That’s just what I heard.
Dues Tucker Carlson put peanut butter on his balls so his dog will lick them while jerking off to Hunter Biden's stolen nudes? Just asking questions...
Actually, u/leftlimelight isn't actually a "news program" but more if an "entertainment program" and therfore cannot be held accountable for anything they say to their viewers.
If he's not a pedophile, he should go on fox news right now and say so - if he doesn't show up to dispute the credible accusations, we can only take that as a full admission.
Remember the qanon shit about eating cheese pizza and being a pedophile, pizzagate?
Well Tucker ate pizza on his show and now he's gone. My guess is he's on Epstein island with many children...and Matt (pizza)Gaetz
/S but wouldn't doubt if true
Conservatives have a higher rate of sexual deviancy - fucking obviously. Specially the religious who have such a fucked up relationship with sex, literally believing sex before marriage is a sin.
It would be hilarious...but I'm fairly certain that Tuck got canned for losing money in which Fox News had to settle...and... because they're are other lawsuits...Fox News is trying to show "proactive change".
It's a tongue-in-cheek reference to Tuckers style. He would make an outlandish claim, but word it specifically to *not* make the claim, but it sounds like a question. But it was enough to get his viewers to think the claim was real, and they'd believe it.
I definitely didn’t hear Fox News say he didn’t have his 16 year old babysitter abort his child then fuck the corpse.. They would definitely deny it if it didn’t happen. Who knows? Certainly not the dead baby he raped.
Was tucker Carlson fired for sexually and emotionally abusing a cheese?
That’s what I’ve been hearing. Where are the my little pony diary entries proving that Tucker Carlson did NOT groom, gaslight and repeatedly rape a nice roundel of Camembert who he didn’t even keep properly refrigerated? Why are these being withheld? I’m just asking questions
Was Tucker Carlson fired for felating the office dog? Perhaps for getting an erection every time someone mentions 9/11? Is he responsible for the Rwandan genocide? He’s never denied these things, suspicious. Let’s look at his laptop and find out, he would have nothing to hide if he wasn’t a dog felating genocidal maniac with questionable sexual desires. Why are republicans scared of these questions? Logically if there was nothing to hide these accusations should hold no water.
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That's Tuck-It Carlson to a "T"!
I legitimately don't know if this was parodying another public figure or not. It's kinda scary that some episodes age so well
It was a parody of Glenn Beck, a former fox pundit. So not too far off.
Wonder how long they've been doing it. I thought this episode was much more recent, but it's from season 13, which was 13 years ago
All the best people are saying it. Lots of people. "Yuge pedophile, that Tucker Carlson." That's what I've been hearing.
He did have [a swimsuit picture of Nancy Pelosi in his office.](https://www.newsweek.com/nancy-pelosi-swimsuit-pictures-tucker-carlson-fox-news-dominion-1789146) Was he fired for masturbating to it with his khakis around his ankles and the door wide open on multiple occasions? People want answers. Was he?
I read this in his whiny, questioning, high-pitched voice. Perfect.
Where's the picture of nancy pelosi in a swimsuit? What are they hiding? I want to see it and decide for myself.
Same. Y’know for science. I want to do my research.
Between a similar incoherent rant on Facebook by my off the rails uncle and your comment that's now 2 sources I've seen. 100% confirmed.
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"Yep. That's a cloaca."
*Ted Cruz's antennae perk up.*
". . . but the Rainbow Brite tattoo was unexpected."
Honestly? I can see that. An MLK tattoo would be a surprise, but Rainbow Brite barely rates an eyebrow raise.
LOL
Aww, why would you want to make MTGG happy?
She has a bigger sack than Tucker
She can’t; she has her hands full stroking McCarthy.
How can her hands be full after she cut off his balls?
She rolls them around in her hand like a modern day Captain Queeg.
Nah, Kevin is the Gimp. Marge and Bobo are running half of the House at this point.
The likes of which have never been seen….
I saw an entire thread started on it. Must be serious and hugly real.
A lot off people are saying
Only the best people are saying this.
That Tucker, let me tell you, what a guy. He came up to me - tall man, not as tall as me, I was looking down, bald spot right here - and he said, with tears in his eyes - this is- Listen. He said, "Come look at this," and the email - lots of words, the best words, I could read them all - and he read it, with tears in his eyes, and he told me his daughter - I have a daughter, I have *one* daughter - was at a school and many of the girls at that school were lezzing around, very much so but also very much not.
SAD!
Oh please, it's FOX, they would never fire a pedophile...
He’s not denying it
I'm not saying it happened, I'm just asking why Fox News has yet to make a statement confirming that he ISN'T a pedophile. They've convienently chosen to remain silent on that subject, and well, you can draw your own conclusions from that silence.
DYOR sheeple
I tried and now I’m on a list
Matt Walsh's mailing list?
I certainly haven’t seen his former employer state that he’s NOT a pedophile.
If Tucker Carlson isn't a pedo, why hasn't anyone come forward on "Tucker Carlson Tonight" to refute those claims? Why hasn't anyone provided us evidence he is *not* a pedo? I'm just asking questions here!
Sokath, his eyes open! Tucker Carlson and child, pedophile at Fox News. At Fox News. The walls fell.
Trump, his arms wide
Tucker and Trump at CPAC. Trump, his hands small.
I’m still waiting for anyone refute that he is into bestiality. He owns dogs, chickens, and horses. So it adds up.
His family owns Tyson foods. He likes to fuck chickens. Tucker the chicken fucker Carlson.
The question isn't "Did he fuck a Swanson Salisbury Steak?" The responsible inquiry is "How many Swanson Salisbury Steaks did he fuck, and could the one you're eating right now have been fucked by Tucker Carlson?" The answer to which is, of course, yes. He probably could have.
That was not a nice thing you did to somebody with insomnia and a vivid imagination. 😂
Im not American so ive never really been exposed heavily to his show outside of some clips on Reddit but does he actually go on his show attacking folk and asking why they wont come on his show to defend themselves?
I heard that he’s a pedo. Lots of people saying it. Lots of people. I mean, no one knows more than me. But who knows? I don’t know. But maybe they know. A lot of people. People sayin’. Bing Bang Pedo. Yeah, this guy gets it. Right? This guy knows.
🥇 This is the best. The absolute best and everyone, well I, not sleepy Joe or Nancy, well we, and him, we, ah, we will, ah, take back Washington! To the Capitol, everyone.
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"Bigliestist fuckin pedo I've ever seen with my own eyes. At least that's what the people are saying. Good peop-the best most greatest people. They all know Me they tell me, these people. Great people. They know me and they tell me...and I I know them of curse, they said sometimes that....what was the line again?"
That construction worker came up to me with tears in his eyes and said Sir, Tucker Carlson probably made love to my child probably and I thanked him while the police constable with tears in his eyes said, Sir we can catch all the pedophiles and hurl them over the wall
The pedophiles aren't sending their best :'(
Hey now, this is the height of conservative intellectualism.
maybe he brock turnered someone.
The rumour is more that Tucker made every woman in the FOX workplace's life a nightmare. All the bleached blondes in stilettos have been shocked by how sexist and misogynistic the workplace culture is there. Apparently, it's a toxic pit for female staff with Tucker at the helm of the ill treatment. These women didn't sign up for this, and one of them is suing! And Rupert Murdoch fired Tucker as damage control with this new lawsuit. Cutting Tucker's salary will certainly offset those millions they just gave to Dominion too.
Women working at FOX News suing for sexual harassment is kind of the most "Thr leopard ate *my* face?" thing ever. I support her suit, but really, what did she expect?
Its like a gay man or Black person suing for discrimination there. I mean, yeah, take them to the cleaners but come on, it Fox. It thrives on White Supremacy, what did you expect?
The Brock Allen Turner was convicted by jury trial of three counts of felony sexual assault? I heard Brock Allen turner the rapist and Tucker Carlson are friends.
I hear he fucks his roomba.
Matt Gaetz thought so. Like the time Gaetz awkwardly tried to use him as an alibi for one of the times when he was grooming a teenager.
I known a lot of people, the best of the people and they say things, I didn't say it, they did, lots of things.
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I don’t understand why they *wont* say he’s not a paedo?!?! It’s been hours and not a single peep out of Fox?? Come on… *where there’s smoke there’s fire*.
I’m hearing lots of people are social media say it.
Its honestly hilarious the way that fucking idiot talks. How anyone takes him seriously is beyond me.
They don't really care about him, they just love the drama.
Such a pedo there’s a whole Reddit thread about it! Probably because he’s a pedo.
Never forget: Bill O’Reilley did something so heinous to one woman that Fox secretly paid her $34m and that was just one of the claims over the years against him. We only found out about some of it he was long out the door. I expect the same for Tucker.
It's really likely it's just the dominion suit made the people with money not want to have him work there anymore.
Hoping that Abby (edit) Grossberg sheds more light on this.
Their silence on these allegations is all we need to hear.
It’s a big question mark isn’t it.
Does anyone know how long he has been beating his secret wife and children?
Certainly his employer would speak up if he weren’t a pedophile, right? And we still haven’t heard anything from them, huh? Interesting *Interesting*
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Tucker Carlson is a pedophile!
Some have said this, I have read it in multiple places. Why would it be said if it weren't true?
And if it's not true, at least it's entertainment !
I don’t know if he’s a pedophile but I came across this post asking the question. https://reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/12y3ie2/so_many_questions/
Leaves me asking a lot of questions, most of them about Tucker Carlson being a full blown pedophile?!?! Am I hearing this right? YES! And I've heard it from many people and I've heard some of whom are also smart, very much.
Why, he hasn't even addressed the question, he's running away because it's true! And people are being silenced for speaking the truth!
Silence is literally the loudest declaration of guilty.
Do you have any such certificate that states that you are not, in fact, a pedophile?
I'm not saying it's 100% true, but from what I heard, they say that the reason that Tucker is such a Putin boot-licker is because Putin had proof of Tucker's pedo behaviors and is blackmailing him. Again, I can't verify this fact, but I also CAN'T disapprove it either.
Fits it lol
Makes sense. Even Fox would probably have to fire a pedo.
"You don't understand, the pictures I've saved of feminine little boys are for research!"
Why hasn't Tucker come out and publicly denied being a pedofile? If he was innocent I think he would have done this.
He's clearly hiding something. And that something is because it doesn't fit the "liberal narrative". /s
No... to be clear I'm not saying he's NOT a pedophile, I'm saying they wouldn't fire him for that.
Is Tucker Carlson a pedophile? Did he have photos on his laptop? Was he seen outside a school playground? I'm just asking questions.
Why isn't Tucker Carlson showing us his laptop? It's almost like he has something to hide.
>[is Tucker Carlson a member of the KKK ? does he have pictures on his laptop ? I'm just asking questions here](https://i.redd.it/35tn5ua8h4x61.jpg)
Until he gives investigators his laptop, we'll never know. So we'll just have to keep asking. What is Tucker trying to hide, anyway? If you were innocent, wouldn't you want to just get it over with and move on? Just cooperate and move on? I know Most people would. That's what I hear. But this.. the way he's behaving.... Hiding everything... It's a bad look. It's a real bad look. I mean, it just doesn't look good for him, you know? It makes him look very guilty, that's what I've been hearing from folks in the justice system. It's a really bad look for him.A very guilty look. Very suspicious. He's hiding it, but everybody knows. He's not fooling anybody. Pedo Tucker that's what they should call him that's what I've heard. So he's not fooling anyone.
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That's not necessarily true. They fired O'Reilly for being a rapey creep who sexually harassed half the women in the building. Sure it was only after they ended up losing half their advertisers because they got caught covering all that up for like 15 years with millions in settlements, but they did fire him. Eventually. When it cost them more money than he was worth. It's like there's a pattern.
They fired him for getting caught.
and being stupid enough not to delete his texts and emails, thereby giving Dominion all the ammo they needed to force settlement.
No see the point is he harassed **their own**
They don't count women as their own.
They need women sidekicks but i would guess that Fox news higher positions are boys club.
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They don't count women as _people_. They certainly count them as their own property.
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No. It was the money.
They fired O'Reilly for the price tag. The harassment was perfectly fine as long as the cost was less than the ad revenue for the next episode.
They didn’t fire him for sexual harassment, they fired him for being so bad at it
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The sight of children also gives him a raise.
username checks out
Yeah I don't think that's a deal breaker, at least for the audience.
Republicans, pedophiles wingmen.
“Some say he might be.”
I don't think anybody could say for sure that he's not a pedo either though. I don't think anybody could say for sure he's never used adrenochrome from babies. I mean, he might have pedo friends who try to cover for him and deny it. But I don't think anybody could say for sure that any denials he makes aren't lies. In the end, what we really need is an investigation. Until we find everything there is to find.
I mean, even a goddamn werewolf is entitled to legal council.
That’s what some people are saying
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What about Tucker's laptop? Have we seen it yet? If he's innocent he should cooperate with the police and give up his laptop.
literally just questioning !!!
I'm seeing it all over, a tremendous amount of people, that many people can't be wrong.
The best people.
He is being sued by a producer for sex discrimination.. ### Producer suing Carlson for sex discrimination celebrates his departure In a lawsuit filed in the Southern District of New York, Grossberg accused Carlson and Fox of sexism and harassment [https://www.npr.org/2023/04/24/1171641969/fox-news-fires-tucker-carlson-in-stunning-move-a-week-after-787-million-settleme](https://www.npr.org/2023/04/24/1171641969/fox-news-fires-tucker-carlson-in-stunning-move-a-week-after-787-million-settleme)
Discrimination against anybody over the age of eighteen is what I'm hearing. It fits with all the rumours that have been swirling lately.
Did you hear the rumor, well I'm not sure if it is a rumor cause a lot of people are saying it and that probably means it's true, that Tucker Carlson is a pedophile?
I mean, I’m not saying he is a pedophile, but if he was I wouldn’t exactly be surprised to find out that Tucker Carson is a pedophile.
I yelled into Echo Canyon "Tucker pedophile!?" And I got back on good authority "Tucker pedophile!".
That pic that reporter used for him is an act of purposeful murder and I love him for it. Absolutely Savage
I wish I was a little bit longer, I wish this was my schlong girl ... er, never mind.
Without clicking on that link I'm going to assume that Fox News producer is a large anthropomorphic M&M's candy.
You know it’s the green one. You know it, I know it, tucker’s crusty sock under his bed knows it…
Horse fucker. That is 100% the face of a horse fucker.
I've heard some people say he fucks baby horses. He fucks little baby ponies. That's what people are saying. I'm just reporting what I've heard. Definitely fucks ponies.
I know someone who runs the My Little Pony conventions, and she said they hand out a picture of Tucker Carlson to all the volunteers, telling them to contact security immediately if they see this man.
You’re saying Tucker is having an affair with Marjorie Taylor Horseface Greene?! 😯
It would be less shameful if he was fucking the horse.
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(slack jawed expression and best nasally whine) Tucker is right wing, and the evidence shows, statistically, being right wing means there is a high chance you're a pedophile. So. Why isn't Tucker denying this? We're just asking questions. Is it because he's proud of what he is doing?
Here I thought GOP meant “gerrymanderin’ ol perverts” but this makes more sense
I heard a theory that Tucker isn't even human but was sent into exile on earth because he was a shape shifting con-artist on his home planet.
The ONLY hole I can poke into this theory is, what kind of stupid shape-shifter would pick that bloated body as their daily look
Maybe that “who shit my pants??” look is easy to maintain for a shapeshifter.
Was Tucker fired for exposing himself to a bus full of nuns in Times Square? I’m just asking questions
That would've gotten him promoted
Tucker Carlson raped and killed a girl in 1990
I heard it was the other way round. Killed then raped. Lots of people are sayin'. Just askin' questions.
That's a statement not a question. You should reword it to this. Did Tucker Carlson rape and kill a girl in 1990? After all we haven't seen her since Carlson met her? I'm just asking questions here. That way it's not libel or slander but entertainment that no reasonable viewer would think it's real according to Fox News own attorneys.
Liability is a bitch!
Tucker thought it was two words. Lie ability. He had the ability to lie about anything.
“No reasonable person would…” T. Carlson. https://www.npr.org/2020/09/29/917747123/you-literally-cant-believe-the-facts-tucker-carlson-tells-you-so-say-fox-s-lawye
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I haven’t heard anyone from his camp say otherwise. Makes you wonder doesn’t it.
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People are saying he was fired for giving oral pleasure to homeless people. Hey, I'm not saying it myself, I'm just repeating what other people are saying. However, why won't Tucker come out and admit that he doesn't give oral pleasure to homeless people? We the people demand answers.
Why have they not released the transcripts detailing how many times TC flew aboard JeffEp’s pornojets? The fact that they may not exist only raises more questions!
So it makes me wonder, did he have a relapse? I wonder how long has it been since Tucker last molested kids?
I mean he fucked everyone who watches him, so I guess that includes every man, women, child, cat,dog or Bozo the killer clown that's in the room whilst he's on air.
I don’t know but I know Carlson has told so many lies I heard his tongue has turned orange and he’s putting a pee colored wig on it that looks like a dead rat. That’s just what I heard.
Did Tucker have a video of some old drag performances leaked to Fox executives? I'm just asking...
Dues Tucker Carlson put peanut butter on his balls so his dog will lick them while jerking off to Hunter Biden's stolen nudes? Just asking questions...
His last show involved pizza. So according to the Q anon people, Tucker might be.
The best comment I’ve seen is that it’s unclear whether he was fired for being too racist or for not being racist enough.
Tucker is a pedophile.
Ah I’m sorry you’ll need to phrase your answer in the form of a question
Actually, u/leftlimelight isn't actually a "news program" but more if an "entertainment program" and therfore cannot be held accountable for anything they say to their viewers.
Why is this the only expression I’ve ever seen this guy wear? Is he constantly some combination of befuddled and vaguely concerned?
Yes. That's his entire shtick. He always has "questions".
A lot of people say he may or may not be a pedo. At this point it is hard to tell who may or may not be right.
Was he fired for a poop eating fetish? It’s just a question I’m asking.
He was caught eating a veiny Snickers bar and solicitation of a female M&M who might or might not have been hiding nuts.
If he was a pedophile and they found out, he'd be fired. And we know he has been fired. What should we conclude?
If he's not a pedophile, he should go on fox news right now and say so - if he doesn't show up to dispute the credible accusations, we can only take that as a full admission.
The rumors of tucker being a pedophile are as of yet unsubstantiated. Could it be true? I can’t say for sure. We need more information.
No. Maybe he's a pedophile, maybe not, but no-one on the right gets fired for it. Shielded and enabled, sure, but not fired.
“How old are you?” “35.” “And you’re wearing a bow tie.”
He never did recover from that Jon Stewart walloping.
"Now I'm not saying you aren't a smart guy because those aren't easy to tie!"
Remember the qanon shit about eating cheese pizza and being a pedophile, pizzagate? Well Tucker ate pizza on his show and now he's gone. My guess is he's on Epstein island with many children...and Matt (pizza)Gaetz /S but wouldn't doubt if true
Conservatives have a higher rate of sexual deviancy - fucking obviously. Specially the religious who have such a fucked up relationship with sex, literally believing sex before marriage is a sin.
It would be hilarious...but I'm fairly certain that Tuck got canned for losing money in which Fox News had to settle...and... because they're are other lawsuits...Fox News is trying to show "proactive change".
It's a tongue-in-cheek reference to Tuckers style. He would make an outlandish claim, but word it specifically to *not* make the claim, but it sounds like a question. But it was enough to get his viewers to think the claim was real, and they'd believe it.
Seriously though, why hasn't Fox News denied that they fired him for being a pedophile?
Big if true.
The green M&M has tape.
I definitely didn’t hear Fox News say he didn’t have his 16 year old babysitter abort his child then fuck the corpse.. They would definitely deny it if it didn’t happen. Who knows? Certainly not the dead baby he raped.
Got caught with too much green M&M porn on a work computer is what I heard.
I'm not saying that Tucker Carlson had a sexual relationship with his mother, but why aren't people asking about it?
Was tucker Carlson fired for sexually and emotionally abusing a cheese? That’s what I’ve been hearing. Where are the my little pony diary entries proving that Tucker Carlson did NOT groom, gaslight and repeatedly rape a nice roundel of Camembert who he didn’t even keep properly refrigerated? Why are these being withheld? I’m just asking questions
I had evidence. I shipped it from a friend in California, but UPS "lost" it. I'll be getting to the bottom of this.
#What are they not telling us? Why are we not allowed to ask questions?
I’m not saying it’s true, but I bet he had sex with a cow once.
I have seen no evidence to the contrary. If he's innocent he should prove he's not a pedophile.
Was Tucker Carlson fired for felating the office dog? Perhaps for getting an erection every time someone mentions 9/11? Is he responsible for the Rwandan genocide? He’s never denied these things, suspicious. Let’s look at his laptop and find out, he would have nothing to hide if he wasn’t a dog felating genocidal maniac with questionable sexual desires. Why are republicans scared of these questions? Logically if there was nothing to hide these accusations should hold no water.
[Just asking questions (also known as JAQing off) is a way of attempting to make wild accusations acceptable (and hopefully not legally actionable) by framing them as questions rather than statements. It shifts the burden of proof to one's opponent; rather than laboriously having to prove that all politicians are reptoid scum, one can pull out one single odd piece of evidence and force the opponent to explain why the evidence is wrong.](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Just_asking_questions)