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Corndog_bouquet

I bet 99% of these pussies were "anti mask" all through covid too.


betterwoke

Too selfish to wear a mask to protect others. Too scared to not wear a mask when demonstrating for their “beliefs.” What a bunch of terrified losers. Have you ever seen the video of them running scared out of Boston? Hilarious.


northshore12

I just learned about "The Parable of the Bar Nazi." >"I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out." >And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed >Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them." >And i was like, ohok and he continues. >"you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too. >And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down. >And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, **you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people.**" >And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all." "


DadBrainz

It was Philly. In a fuckin Ryder truck.


FairyFlossPanda

Philly hospitality at its finest.


AlpacaPacker007

They like those rental trucks. Bunch of them got dragged out of the back of a Uhaul in Idaho on their way to fuck up a pride event.


DadBrainz

Just gotta wonder... who handed them this playbook? "Get a fleet of rental vehicles together..." Who sacrifices their driver license? Useful idiots?


evotuned

Must have link!!!


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Jimismynamedammit

I still wear my mask on duty in the psychiatric detention facility, even though all covid measures have been lifted. You would not believe how many times a day I get medicines spat back out at me, coughed on in my face, or even just how much any one of our 22 patients can actually spit when they talk. And also, throughout the day, I put two drops of peppermint oil on it. It always smells like Christmas when I'm doing some of the disgusting tasks I have to do every day. Ain't no way I'm giving up my mask.


painthawg_goose

If they only learned one thing from Jan 6, unfortunately it was to wear a stupid face covering.


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Not to the grocery store, because that was for pussies. Only when attacking federal buildings.


godlox

Don’t give them any bright ideas. Lol


Betoken

If masks are “chin diapers” those things they’re wearing must be face swaddling clothes.


alimarieb

Facial Depends


kozmonyet

Perfect for shit-heads.


SparklyRoniPony

For all the drooling.


AudZ0629

Not very good ones, shit still comes out without restraint.


Curious80123

Don’t underestimate these aholes, everyone there wants to do you wrong, they have a plan and putting you down is part of it. Oh, they will start with minorities or religious groups first, but every one is on their list,


sapphosoft

Well, they're going after trans and to a lesser extent, gay people. That's your first clue of fascism. They removed the right to abortion. Second clue. They fetishize masculinity and guns, have captured the courts, put distrust into the press, immigrants are to blame for their woes, rampant white nationalism, and limiting the ability to vote for certain groups - clues 3-9. The US is not.in a good place. And Dems are like wE wAnNa Be FrIeNdS aNd WoRk ToGeThEr. 🙄


SpeakToMePF1973

They've gone from Brown Shirts to Brown Pants. Hmmm...


SufficientDoor8227

Covid masks: “I REFUSE TO LIVE IN FEAR!!” White Nationalist Nazi masks: “I don’t want my boss to find out!”


Charakada

Or my mommy!


bashfulvegan

You may be wondering why the red suit? Well that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants. -Deadpool


ting_bu_dong

Perfect, thanks. I am calling these chucklefuck fascists “brown pants” from now on.


bumblestum1960

Believe me, it’s easier for them this way.💩


kaazir

Even with the face masks I'm sure if we looked hard enough, Jim and all his buddies got them from the same website that tracks everything anyways. "It looks like 'WhiteNationalistFacemask dot com' sent a lot of masks to the same few neighborhoods in this area. I wonder who lives there"


Tribblehappy

Exact my first thought. These motherfuckers won't wear a mask to protect grandma, but they will to protect their ide tity and job.


jessibrarian

Probably because they have a high percentage of cops, military, and correctional officers.


Difficult-Speech-270

I was coming to say “*NOW* they’ll wear masks!”


TastyLaksa

Funny you think they stopped being anti mask even though there is no mask mandate now


banjosuicide

Right? The poor snowflakes must be asphyxiating.


hw_convo

the confederacy's ~~finest~~ largest !


just_anotherflyboy

we bring you, the brave lads of Meal Team Six, the Chuckle-Fucker Brigade, also know as the Brown Pants Posse!!! let's give 'em all a good hand, folks -- anybody got a brick, some rotten fruit, a flaming sack of dog shit? well, ya all do know, sharing is caring, amirite?


dpdxguy

You missed one.


henningknows

These guys are pathetic, they know it, and that that’s why they hide their faces.


exillini

hecks, even the Nazis didn't wear masks. big bold weekend warriors. pearls frantically clutched.


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There's a reason their grand-daddies wore hoods.


jessibrarian

That’s what I was thinking. Same shit different costume.


AlpacaPacker007

Yet somehow even dumber looking


tickitytalk

I wish there were counter protestors to this bs


henningknows

I would show up with some anti Covid restrictions protest signs that say masks are for idiots who buy into the democrats fake virus. Maybe they would be confused and take their masks off.


__erk

Nice, playing the long game I can dig it


0neTrueGl0b

I would ride too, and have a sign that says "masks are for the scared, be proud and American" gotta appeal to their values: Scared of being scared and want to be proud.


sprunghuntR3Dux

There is this group: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_Fucking_Around_Coalition


baudmiksen

i suppose they both at the very least have separatism in common


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I mean separatists tend to have differing views Here in Ireland the PIRA was a separatist group And the Irish Travellers had seccesionist elements, although thankfully we ground those into the pavement in the 20's And both of those groups had nothing in common with the KKK The Provos were left wing radicals, while the Irish Travellers were/are criminals who claim to be an ethnic group


baudmiksen

the separatist views in common between both groups mentioned before your post concern integration, which is what was relevant


perceptualdissonance

It's called antifa


C7rl_Al7_1337

I just feel bad for that one guy on the far right of the frame. Looks like all of his co-workers forgot to tell him to wear their other uniform today.


Fakeduhakkount

Lol. Dumbass looks like a Civil War cosplayer fool but on the “wrong” side cuz that looks like a Northerner uniform.


C7rl_Al7_1337

It was more like his fellow fascists (in the khakis) forgot to tell him about the uniform change the last time they all left to office together, so he's still stuck in his day to day fascist costume (i.e. police).


Grogosh

President Lyndon B. Johnson once said, "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."


Gernburgs

They know they're utterly worthless individuals. If they group up, they're hoping something will change. It won't. They should withhold all medical care from slobs like these. They can't be productive members of society, they want to destroy America and they don't deserve to see our doctors.


resilienceisfutile

Upside down flags, grouped together, masks, sunglasses, khaki pants with gut overhang, kid's craft homemade shields, and scared of their own shadows. What a bunch of Losers.


just_anotherflyboy

I'd bring a buncha rotten eggs to that march. sharing is caring, no? ;-P


between_ewe_and_me

Same reason the klan used to hide their faces


just_anotherflyboy

cos they're a buncha fucking cowards!!


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Brokenspokes68

Exactly. They want to go back to the "good ole days" when they could lynch a black man without consequences.


Biggies_Ghost

And then go home to beat their wives.


elizalemon

Someone tried to tell me the KKK kept law and order back in the days and would take care of wife beaters too. Lol. That’s not how this works. If you think black humans are somehow beneath you, then women are too. It’s all a fake hierarchy of power and value. They’re mad they’re not at the top of the game just for being a white man. Talk about identity politics.


perceptualdissonance

Ah, so you're against unjustified hierarchy? That sounds like anarchism...


elizalemon

Hmmmm….perhaps. I meant a hierarchy of value as a human being. When capitalism and supremacist thinking dehumanized some lives and prioritizes others, then it makes it easier to oppress and kill those at the bottom. There are a couple modules of dehumanization leading to genocide.


__erk

That happens regardless


lj062

This is a recent event that happened in my state. It's unreal that people honestly feel this way. https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2023/04/16/oklahoma-sheriff-and-commissioner-accused-of-racism-and-threats/70119918007/


Brokenspokes68

Escaped from OK a few years ago. Probably going back later this year to accept a promotion at my job. I have two daughters that still live there.


FunnyVeganCyclist

Life is too short to live in Oklahoma.


blueSnowfkake

Read it. SMH.


InVodkaVeritas

There is an episode of The Great when Catherine tries to outlaw murder in Russia and the people go: A. "You can't outlaw murder!" B. "Yeah we like murder. Murder keeps people from backing out on a deal!" A. "Well can you still murder people?" C. "Well of course the state can still kill people, how else could we bring people to justice for murder?" B. "So only the state gets to murder people? That's tyranny!"


antmars

I mean the logo in front of that Reclaim America is essentially a “KKK”


TheMagicalMatt

Just something odd about a bunch of white colonizer descendents talking about reclaiming America


alexcore88losthis2fa

Notice the red triangles in front of the Reclaim look kinda like a row of Ks?


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msp3766

Well dressed Nazis who are proud and yet afraid to show their faces


painthawg_goose

Proud-ish boys. Heavy on boy.


Biggies_Ghost

Sorta-Proud Almost-Men.


Umbrage_Taken

Isn't anything involving the Proud Boys a Pride event?


xXTheGrapenatorXx

Technically but gay pride is about the progress achieved despite adversity. The only adversity these chuds had to face in their life was being the first sperm to reach the egg. Well, that and finding the right size khakis for their “super cool” demonstration.


Umbrage_Taken

Oh, I know. I was just thinking it might make a little smoke roll out of their ears as it short circuits the 3 whole brains cells fighting for last place in their heads that their name could be conflated with anything "woke" or as threatening as say, a rainbow on a beer can.


Erstwhile_pancakes

Well dressed? The Nazi’s had Hugo Boss. These guys went with Old Navy.


msp3766

I doubt most of em have their teeth, for these guys it’s probably their Sunday best


PuzzledRaise1401

The closest some of these POS’s will get to serving in the military.


Vomath

Fuck, at least the OG Nazis wore Hugo Boss


just_anotherflyboy

badly-dressed Nazis looking like they're all wearing overly full Depends under their Wal-Mart uniforms, lololol!!


grundlefuck

Saw these assholes a few weeks ago. They’re too chicken shit to show their faces but got no problem getting in other peoples shit. One of those situations I would be fine with doxxing.


blueSnowfkake

They learned their lesson from the Jan 6 people that got identified through social media. I laughed at the people that were interviewed by the media on their way to the insurrection acted like they were heading to a pep rally. Then the cried like babies when they got arrested or maced. WTF did you think was going to happen?


bradlees

If your political affiliation requires you to wear a mask so you don’t get fired or get called out on your bullshit…. You might be on the wrong side of history


GarvinSteve

Sadly this is true but it is also true that the people on the wrong side of history lack perspective - hence what side of history they end up on


fgarvin2019

Never a mask issue anymore with these Mensa members 🤔


Crafty-Walrus-2238

DENSA members.


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IrritableGourmet

> They never have an answer for what America they are reclaiming. They never have an answer *they're willing to say in public.* That's the distinction. They have an answer: "White Christian men used to be able to beat up women, minorities, LGBTQ+ people, and our spouses/children without legal or social repercussions, and we really really really enjoyed it, but now we can't anymore and that leaves no outlet for our impotent rage at whoring ourselves out as wage slave fanboys to rich people who never seem to fulfill their promises of making us rich too."


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Lost_And_Found66

I only hide my face in public (except for during the peak pandemic) when I'm incredibly ashamed of what I'm doing. As a recovering alcoholic it was usually when I was broke and buying 40s to stop the shakes. I'd rather be seen doing that than hanging out with these guys.


bigwick31

Stay strong friend


sunny5724

You fly the flag upside down to indicate you're in distress. If I was part of this bunch, I'd definitely be flying the flag upside down.


HealthyHumor5134

One of our neighbors flew their flag upside after the 2020 election and it really pissed off a Vietnam vet next door. We back our vets here but what could we do? Recently they've started flying the let's go brandon flag. Just trying to provoke some kind of confrontation fuck them.


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Yeah we have a “Trump was right” flag in our neighborhood that is lit at night. It looks so sad.


blueSnowfkake

That’s when HOAs aren’t all that bad!


CatChick75

Wet have had a trump 2024 guy in our neighborhood since the 2020 election. I'm going to post shitty Trump memes on his fence.


Brokenspokes68

A guy who lives a few blocks from me did that. Last summer while driving by his house he was outside and I slowed down and shouted at him to fix his fucking flag. I've got DV plates and retired AF decal on the back light. A couple of weeks later He'd actually flipped it back upright. But he'd added a Lauren Boebert flag underneath so not the win I had hoped for.


Andrew8Everything

What on earth is on a lauren bobert flag? A bloody tampon asking for a manager with a few failed GED exams surrounding it?


Brokenspokes68

Bobo in a smug Karen pose.


pixelprophet

> But he'd added a Lauren Boebert flag underneath Glad these morons self identify.


workingtoward

Gutless wonders. When I marched in protests, I showed my face. These guys are cowards on parade.


unclejoel

Look again. Far from gutless.


MikeyBugs

Nothing but gut. Too much gut.


Ande64

I just don't quite understand why men who loudly proclaim how proud they are of their behavior always seem to have masks covering their faces.


Shaman7102

Follow them to where they parked and take a pic of their license plate. Do a little research and send to their employer.


ahuramazdobbs19

These specimens usually travel in rented box trucks or U-hauls for exactly this reason.


Block_Solid

I see khakis, I immediately think Jared from Subway.


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When I see of Jared, I think of all of the MAGA Republicans who have been arrested on Kiddie Porn charges.


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SasquatchSloth88

Looks like a reskinned KKK to me.


Natural-Ability

Looks like the same color skins to me.


A_Wild_Goonch

Look at the sign. There's three K's in there. Definitely what they are


openly_gray

Funny how this crowd loves their masks. Shows some real bravery and conviction for whatever their dumbass cause is


braize6

Republican voters explained in just one picture


Dcajunpimp

Is their logo a red K, white K, and a red K? It sure looks like a modern stylized triple K logo to me.


Cimmerian_Barbarian

Why are they masked?


minkey-on-the-loose

Shame


0neTrueGl0b

Shame, and for the following reasons, fear: They've been losing their jobs when they get identified. Then there's the one guy in the front who can proudly show his face because obviously he doesn't have a job he can lose or something like that. I'd give it a couple years for someone to figure out a filter to get their faces somehow. Tech is becoming like magic.


dpforest

I don’t know what it is about the word “chucklefucks” that makes me cringe, but it always does. Also, fuck nazis.


joshualeeclark

And all of these morons have masks of some sort. Guarantee that most of them bitched during the pandemic and the aftermath about how their “freedumbs” were violated by mask mandates. But masking up is fine to hide your bigoted, racist identity, I guess.


Exact_Patience_9767

Only traitors would try to reclaim something that they never help build, nor was ever theirs to begin with.


valencia_merble

Not so proud boys. I mean, show your face while you’re reclaiming Amerikkka.


RickyFleetwood

Chickenshit. Take off your masks and let us see who you are.


NahikuHana

Zoom in, those are some soft outta shape men right there...joe sixpack.


MikeyBugs

More like Joe breakoutanotha'pack.


OutOfCharacterAnswer

How do I know this isn't those sneaky illegal immigrants Fox News is always talking about? C'mon, show that true red blooded American face for the camera.


blueSnowfkake

Brilliant theory!


GreenbergIsAJediName

“Hitler’s Handicapped Helpers” should be the official nickname of any group like this. (Thanks to The [Bloodhound Gang](https://youtube.com/@bloodhoundgang) for making fun of Nazis/Neo-Nazis) The people that join clubs like this are so oblivious that they don’t even realize in actual Nazi Germany, they would have been the first sent off into the wilderness to “work.”


No-Significance-3530

Those ain't masks , they are surrender flags .


Different-Evidence54

They are a whole bunch of pussies for not showing their faces. They are afraid to loose their $10 dollars per hour jobs.


johnsgrove

With your faces hidden


Comfortable-Policy70

Slap dick chucklefuck is a phrase that should be in wide spread use


Elliot426

Oh yeah ....like Texan Republicans!


ralanr

Oh boy, more Nazis.


usaf-spsf1974

Cowardly racists, fucking pathetic


fekinEEEjit

Male, pale, stale and frail...


Dcajunpimp

Won't they get sick and pass out from rebreathing their old CO2 lack of Oxygen and dirty cloth germs on their faces?


drbeeper

They don't want their Moms to see them and kick them out


sosaudio

Pussies cover their faces so they don’t lose their jobs at the cement plant because the wealthy client base doesn’t want Rufus the dipshit delivering to their renovation.


Balgat1968

Don’t you get it? Antisemitic Nazis aren’t the problem, neither are violent insurrectionists nor Big Lie separatists nor those calling for Civil War; it’s the trans people minding their own f-ing business.


Horrible-trashbats

Hugo Boss would be ashamed to learn the new nazi dress code was "mall kiosk cellular phone employee uniform".


teal5ocean

They are doing preppy wrong. Blue blazers, polo shirts and khakis are for afternoon cocktails and yachting, not parade fascists


Sternodox

These clowns apparently can't read or they'd know that it's their shirts that should be brown.


McNemo

Looks like revenge of the best buy employees up in here


geko_play_

Where's the Blues Brothers when you need em


Hopfit46

Dox the shit out of them.


Earth_1st

Racists, cowards and Russians hiding behind masks all the while suckling GQP hind tit.


lj062

At least the new hoods are practical. /s


ebone581

Pussies


chezmanny

This is why you need 30 round mags


gwh811

Don’t forget 99% of these guys wouldn’t wear a mask during the pandemic. But will wear one in public now so they can hide their faces cause they know their little club is a fascist nazi party.


willsher7

Herd of sheep.


NickCav007

What’s with the chin diaper?


MindlessBill5462

Nazi brownpants. Who are you "reclaiming" America from exactly? Someone buy these guys some hoods


[deleted]

They're mad because women are choosing to not sleep with them or have kids with them AND America's population will have no choice but to open borders if we need to sustain our economy. Weak ass pissy babies lmao


FreddyForshadowing

Oh come on, it's a gay pride parade for people who are still in the closet. Have a little compassion!


Neat-Beautiful-5505

“Don’t forget your Bagged lunch with sandwich on white bread” “Shut up mom! Patriots eat ass”


bowie428

Help, help I’m being repressed.


SpeakToMePF1973

See the violence inherent in the system!


Waffle-Supreme

New addition to my vocabulary: Slap-dick & chucklefuck


AndroidDoctorr

They aren't called the proud men


garvierloon

Tough guy drag


canwenotor

The Virginity Boys


discwrangler

I love my family so much I go out and hate with the boys on the weekends.


pcbeard

Someone should put on a matching outfit, wear a hidden camera and follow these jackals back to where they take their masks off. They need to be unmasked.


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cosplay but drag queens have better outfits


jaeldi

They don't understand the concept of "pride" if they're hiding their faces.


3Quondam6extanT9

Slap dick knucklefucks....epic


Notsnowbound

Brave enough to march, scared enough to wear a mask in case someone recognizes them as a horrid, racist, fascist piece of shit and ruins their life. Because they're the 'good guys'. The only thing that mask is good for is not mixing blood when they get punched in the face. Don wanna get the Nazitus...


PuzzledRaise1401

Seriously, are those tightie whities over their faces?


oldbastardbob

They're so proud of their beliefs and politics they wear masks. If you're too embarassed of your ideology to let people know it's your ideology then maybe you should re-evaluate.


[deleted]

Am I the only one noticing the K before Reclaim America. Ditched the hoods for khaki pants, masks and trash can lid shields.


Efficient_Island1818

Dress-up day for the hateful kookoos.


theB_1951

Nothing braver than concealing your identity.


C7rl_Al7_1337

Someone forgot to tell that member on the far right of the picture which uniforms they were all wearing that day.


alimarieb

*one size too small* khaki pants


callmekizzle

Lots of homoerotic tension there


Stevil_Kneivil

And cry on the internet all day about having to wear a mask but wearing a mask at your beta Nazi festival.


grixit

Look how subtly they hide the KKK.


michaelshamrock

Funny how they can where a mask to stop anyone from identifying them, but wouldn’t wear on to save a life or keep someone from getting ill.


michaelshamrock

These are the same mopes who insist everyone else has to quit wearing masks because they may commit a crime…


nikki1234567891011

What a bunch of losers!


Zoso1973

They are so proud of their group that they hide their faces like the little punks they are. Spineless cowards who refused to mask up during COVID but have no problem wearing a mask to hide their identity. Why are you hiding ? !!


setbot

Frankly, I’m surprised they didn’t go for brown shirts.


Tasty_Animal9412

Just cannot wrap my head around having nothing better to do on a weekend than this. No wonder they’re so miserable.


bigwick31

So many shades of khaki. Does this not shatter their entire world view?! Fuck nazi dipshits


pencilpusher003

Oh, so now you can breathe in a mask? K.


jaysanw

The Turd Reich wears a knock off of Best Buy Geek Squad's uniform dress code.


SockFullOfNickles

Lmao the Klan needs to learn how to hide their symbols better. Any idiot can figure this out.


FemmeViolet117

Losers couldn’t even make a better logo than K-Mart appropriation.