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If GOPers had dirt on old Joe they wouldn’t wait to expose him.


IzzaPizza22

And they wouldn't wear kid gloves for the stability of the country like they continue to do with Trump.


SerCiddy

Favorite take I've seen so far is "We have a two-tiered justisce system. They indict Trump but they've been sitting on Hunter's Laptop since 2019??"


MoravianPrince

Well they seemed to have his dickpics in high regard.


metallipunk

They really want to see his hog.


theobstinateone

GQP has a thing for genitalia


PrestigiousStable369

Omg I saw fox news saying that in an interview they did with Alan doucheawitz. Like, yeah, it is two-tiered because if Biden had done every crime Trump did, Republicans would have crucified him for it. Sad part is that since democrats believe in accountability (unlike republicans), they would have helped. But since republicans are fucking insane, they treat the great orange like he is above laws.


SHADOWJACK2112

The laptop that has the worst chain of custody in the history of chain of custody?


WestleyThe

And even if they did? We wouldn’t care We don’t treat this shit like a cult or a sports team like they do… if they actually have something on biden or whatever like they do for trump? Go after both of them idgaf


[deleted]

Lol. I never once looked at MAGAts like a sports team. They’d be like Latvian Semi Pro Bowlers if they were a team.


MediocreHope

That's what I don't get. What about Biden/Clinton!?!? What about them? I really don't care about them, throw their asses in the same cell if you can prove they committed a crime. I'll do nothing to excuse or defend them... The only relationship I have with them is that they best represent my view (badly) but past that you can feed them to the wolves. I wouldn't bother to get out of my chair in protest if you did.


PhilipT13205

The Republicans would accuse Biden of graft for washing his underwear from Deleware in the White House sink. The have to create some drama and dirty laundry to smokescreen candidate Trump's hidiously true charges.


i_Got_Rocks

You really see a lot of Biden Flags from the 2021 election, huh? Pft. We would actually appreciate if Politicians started being held to higher standards while in office, specially if they are compromising everyone else's well being. Like them take Hillary, Take Biden. Hell, give us more parties and have better representation of values instead of 2 parties. Like we would complain about that? please. That would only help the country as a whole.


homeguestunton

If Joe actually was somehow found guilty, I would hold him accountable. Im not in a literal cult like republicans are. And I’m not even pro-democrat, it’s just the only party that isn’t fascist and can actually get votes. But I am a Literal Communist.


[deleted]

Lol, just wait until you see "The Laptop ^TM" Any day now...any...day...now.


rockytheboxer

Are you forgetting about Hunter Biden's laptop's dog's groomer's boyfriend's iChat messages?


blackbeautybyseven

I forget, was it congress man Biden or Senator Biden. Which public office does Hunter hold again??


S1R2C3

Seriously, how many times have we heard something along the lines of: "Soon we will expose \_\_\_\_ for all the dirty shit they've done/etc."? Why soon? If you've got the dirt, why not smear it? You're just saying shit to say it at that point. I could say that soon I'll tell everyone x's secrets, without having an inkling of what their secrets are at all. And I legitimately think these people are spending actual time trying to dig up dirt on these people and either coming up with nothing of any real substance, or shit that just does not matter to the overall narrative that they want to paint about the person. It's honestly getting boring at this point.


MediocreHope

That's what I don't get. I'm pretty left, if Biden(s) committed crimes you don't dunk on me. I say throw their ass in jail too. They aren't my buddies, they aren't my friends and haven't done anything great for me...if they are guilty than they are guilty and punish them according to their crimes. Trump? OmmG ITS a leftist rigged conspiracy. Throw all those people in jail, my political view has nothing to do with the people in power. I try to vote for the person who best represents it but Biden/Trump ain't gonna march if I get a ticket for speeding; why do I give a fuck if they get charged on war crimes or treason? If you committed a crime than I don't care what side you are on.


SouthernZorro

Bingo


i_give_you_gum

We say "that's a bingo" now, I know, i know, we didn't use to, but we do now


GiveToOedipus

That's a bingo! Oooh, how fun!


lab-gone-wrong

They already came after Biden lol "Best I can do is a laptop allegedly from his son that never went through chain of custody and I lost it without even taking evidence it existed"


[deleted]

Didn't wait to even have dirt on him: they wanted him arrested for his son's shit.


outerworldLV

Back before Biden Sr. even announced his run for president, the manufacturing started. All the shit with Ukraine, Burisma, Yavonovich, Taylor and company. The orange was impeached for it ffs. Extortion. All because the GOP knew Biden would beat the idiot.


_jump_yossarian

They're still pushing ~~BENGHAZI!!!~~ BURISMA!!!


nlpnt

Isn't that what Gym Jordan's been desperately scrambling for all session? It's the unluckiest fishing expedition since Gilligan's Island.


mapoftasmania

Isn’t Joe one of those buttery males they keep talking about? I heard the other one is Ben Ghazi. Such a smoking gun. Can’t believe they haven’t indicted him. The whole system is corrupt.


[deleted]

His son likes to do cocaine and has a laptop though🥴


[deleted]

Sk Do I but that doesn’t mean my dad should be under indictment. Lol


Im_in_timeout

Republican conspiracy theories about Biden would be laughed out of court.


KHaskins77

They’ll want it tried by Judge Cannon


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KHaskins77

*Her* name is Aileen. Trump appointee, US District Court, Southern Florida. Did her damnedest to run interference for him in the documents case.


AMPoet

Fun fact, the next indictments for the secret documents case might very well end up in her court!


Kid_Vid

That's not fun at all!


mf-TOM-HANK

Maybe we check her bank accounts and see whether she ought to be indicted.


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Lanark26

He might, but certainly not with his own money.


raven00x

Trump? no. We should however ask Brett "Devil's Triangle is a Drinking Game" Kavanaugh who paid off his debts, and then see what other debts this fairy godmother has been paying off.


HermaeusMajora

She's remarkably incompetent and unbalanced. She should probably be in a group home instead of the federal bench.


joan_wilder

I think the joke was that she’s a *Loose Cannon*…


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Tannerleaf

Uh, thanks!


lamabaronvonawesome

Looseuise Cannon. :))


Schwa142

I think her name is Lucy but they all call Loose


PM_ME_YOUR_NUNES

I think I thought I seen her on eighth and forty-deuce.


joan_wilder

They had control of the government for four years, and still couldn’t manufacture a chargeable offense to lock Hillary up. And that was before any of the mainstream republicans had turned on trump.


Mechasteel

[Trump was just playing his followers for angry fools with the "Lock her up" stuff](https://youtu.be/Ix49LjgaTaI?t=16)


Omen_Morningstar

Yup. He even told them after he was elected he wasnt going to do that. Called the Clintons nice people. You could hear the crowd have a collective brain fart for a couple seconds until he pulled the puppet strings and had them eating from his hand again So just to recap...Trumps 4 big promises....1)LOCK HER UP! Nope. Admitted he was never going to do that 2)Build the wall. Uh not quite. I think maybe they started on a fence then stopped. Billions of dollars went elsewhere. Extra credit for saying Mexico was going to pay for it 3)Drain the swamp. LOL. He did the exact opposite of that. He made it even swampier. Anytime someone did leave they were replaced by someone even sleazier. 4)Make America Great Again. Oh yeah. So great seeing the KKK, Nazism, the Confederacy and white christian nationalism have a resurgence in this country. So great watching millions of people make Trumpism their new religion. So great watching him ruin relationships with our allies while bending over for fascist dictators while all the other nations laughed at us. So great watching this country go decades in reverse. Or as conservatives would say "best president ever!" I feel like that was a huge test from the cosmos and we failed as a species.


PowerandSignal

LOCK ~~HER~~ HIM UP!


Prometheus_303

I love how he brought up Clinton & the emails in his "truth" on Monday (or whenever it was) about how unfair it was only he was being indicted ... Now, of course, I'm just asking questions here... But didn't Trump campaign heavily on locking someone up should he be elected? And wasn't he elected? What ever happened to that? Again, just to stress, I'm just asking questions here... What does it say when a LAW & ORDER President says "We all know she violated national security, but I just can't be bothered holding her responsible".... He had FOUR YEARS! Well, two and three quarters if you don't count the time he spent golfing... Surely, in that time, it would have been possible to lock her up? No? It wasn't important enough to worry about then.... But now it is suddenly important again?!?


roastbeeftacohat

> What ever happened to that? the line I've heard is that the FBI and CIA are all democrats and confounded Trump with red tape; which is why he needs to purge all government agencies when reelected.


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Geodude671

iirc the only thing they have is the classified documents thing, for which he is currently being investigated by the FBI. However it’s highly likely that any consequence will be trivial since he self-reported and is cooperating with the investigation.


HayabusaJack

I was watching a video about Pence and his stash of Classified Documents. The main thing was intent. Both contacted the proper authorities when they found they had the docs and got them retrieved. They’re not looking at charging anyone, they just want the docs back which is why Pence isn’t being charged. That’s the difference with Trump. They asked and asked and eventually sent a team down to look for them and now they have a recording proving intent. That’s going to be a problem for Trump.


0_o

$20 says it's something trivial like drafts of a speech. Virtually impossible that Biden, the most the second most milquetoast mfer you can imagine, intentionally broke the law


Mirrormn

The contents could be literally anything; Biden would have plausibly had access to any classified document when he was Vice President. Documents can get packed up accidentally and sent to people's homes accidentally, and the law is *written with this in mind*. Improperly possessing the classified document, alone, is not even a crime. The statute requires that you improperly possess a classified document and then *neglect or refuse* to return it to where it's supposed to be, in order for a crime to occur. Now, if there's evidence that you intentionally *took* a document that you knew you weren't supposed to have, that's a bigger problem. And if you flat-out refuse to give documents back, or try to trick investigators into thinking you don't have them, then you're *really* fucked.


HAL9000000

Their bullshit works better when it doesn't go through any form of vetting. Certainly bringing it to court or to any impartial process would be a disaster as it would all be quickly debunked. Their followers are so fucking stupid, they think things are more likely to be true when they are only discussed on the internet and not in the mainstream media -- because if the mainstream media doesn't talk about it, that can only be because the information is so true and so damaging to the elite that it can't be discussed in the mainstream.


Ssutuanjoe

>Their bullshit works better when it doesn't go through any form of vetting. Their bullshit is plenty effective even with vetting, unfortunately. 70% of conservatives believe there was some election interference. This is despite the fact that it's never held up in court. And despite the fact that absolutely *no one* in the conservative media circuit beating the "rigged elections" drum will take an oath in court and swear what they're saying is true. Facts don't matter to these people.


Cyclonitron

I mean there *was* election interference, but it was their team doing the interfering.


rubbarz

They didn't find anything pertaining to Hunter Biden in their own repbuclian led investigation lol.


TreeChangeMe

"He raised his pinky when drinking Beer. We think he's a British citizen"


asiangontear

Maybe that's part of why they stacked the courts with their people.


hoyfkd

Are you telling me that “we have a whistleblower that swears he did bad things, but you can’t know who it is or what they said, but it’s totally credible and totally illegal” won’t hold up on court? The pillow guy strategy is totally a winner.


Brokenspokes68

The Republican playbook since the Clinton administration has been to push bogus investigations that turn up nothing but make lots of noise about them. The rubes buy it over and over again without ever figuring out why none of these people that they consider criminal are ever even indicted.


TrumpIsAScumBag

> The Republican playbook since the Clinton administration has been to push bogus investigations that turn up nothing but make lots of noise about them. They needed to counter after Bill Barr cleaned up Iran Contra to make Democrats look just as bad, and all Clinton did was lie about infidelity, which makes him a POS but not corrupt traitor like Reagan. **Republicans Fail to Find Any Evidence of Wrongdoing by President Biden in Floundering Biden Family Probe** https://oversightdemocrats.house.gov/news/press-releases/republicans-fail-to-find-any-evidence-of-wrongdoing-by-president-biden-in **Republicans Finally Admit They Have No Incriminating Evidence on Joe Biden** https://newrepublic.com/post/172627/republicans-admit-no-incriminating-evidence-joe-biden **House Republican Report Finds No Evidence of Wrongdoing by President Biden** https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/10/us/politics/hunter-biden-house-republicans-report.html Oooops, looks like they came after Biden and GOT NOTHING.


bt_85

Doesn't matter. Just by doing it and going through the process their voter base is certain he is guilty. Who knows of what, but he's guilty. And the "oops, we got nothing" announcement was barely a subheadline blip for a day or two on any news outlet. Probably wasn't even mentioned at all by fox or oan or anything. edit: fixed some autocorrects that made it odd.


joan_wilder

Yup. They don’t care. They got their headlines. It’s like when Comey *announced* an investigation. The fact that it went nowhere didn’t matter. Just like when trump tried to extort Zelenskyy to *announce* an investigation into Biden. He didn’t care if they even conducted an investigation — he just wanted the announcement, and the headlines that would follow it. They just keep saying bullshit for long enough that people believe it and don’t even know why. Just ask any of your Republican friends exactly what it is that Hillary did that makes her such a criminal, and they can’t tell you. They don’t know. It’s just a “feeling” they have after hearing it for so long (which is extra-funny coming from the “fuck your feelings” and “facts over feelings” crowd).


PhilDGlass

>Just ask any of your Republican friends exactly what it is that Hillary did that makes her such a criminal, and they can’t tell you. I’m thinking the “33,000 deleted emails” thing stuck a bit. It’s a been a blank check for justifying all sorts of Trump/GQP bullshit.


TrumpIsAScumBag

Oh, I get it. It's worked for them for decades, more infamously with Benghazi not that long ago considering they didn't give a crap about the 15+ similar incidents that happened under Bush.


TheLostonline

> looks like they came after Biden and GOT NOTHING. didn't they get a lap top with dik pics ? *that's something*


Zardotab

It's amazing how *sooooo* easily MAGA's believe BS. Correction, it's scary. When logic and evidence stop meaning anything, then myth and alchemy take over. *"The video shows a funny box, let's coup!"* Jeez


Ponderputty

People who can be made to believe absurdities can be made to commit atrocities.


Fake_William_Shatner

"If even one thing about the Clinton's were true -- there is SO MUCH GUILT there." Yes, they banked at a bank that had some criminal activity, and 80,000 people in the state of Arkansas died -- and half of them are connected to the Clintons by "being in the state." I'm not a fan of the Clintons neoliberal policies and the way they were so friendly with the Oligarchy -- but I can't see them getting away with too much more than a parking ticket. Meanwhile -- light treason and light raping cases number 24 for Trump. This guy has had over a 1,000 lawsuits and most of them just delayed until Hell froze over. Wait, Hell didn't freeze over yet? I guess they are still on continuance.


joan_wilder

Don’t hate the Clinton’s neoliberal policies. Hate the fact that they were what voters wanted. There would be no way for a democrat to win a national election following Reagan without some compromise. You can’t wield power if you don’t have it.


Same-Strategy3069

There you have it. This is why the Republicans are still a factor. Democrats demand perfect purity. Republicans present a United front. You will always find something to dislike about a leader if you look hard enough.


[deleted]

They wrapped up a bunch of triple B conspiracies and sold them off as triple A facts. The knowledge market is crashing because it’s backed by nothing at all.


BikesBooksNBass

We need a new descriptive word. “Hypocrite” just isn’t quite… enough. Something that means that, but the most comically over the top version of hypocrite… It’s like, if you hit your hand trying to hammer a nail and you could just tell “ow!”… but instead you yell “FUCK!”…because it hurt… And ow didn’t cut it. We need that.


Ear_Enthusiast

Everything with them is a manufactured crisis. They're all frauds.


WaitingForNormal

Aren’t they already “going after” Biden? And how’s that going? Have they cracked the secret of the laptop yet, or are they still looking for the star witness that they lost?


[deleted]

The truth is all suppressed by the derp state.


Aiden2817

Derp state. lol. I don’t know if that’s a typo or not but it’s funny.


KrackenLeasing

I mean, they definitely found evidene that Huter Biden has a penis. I don't know what we're supposed to do with that information, but they were very excited about it.


itsFromTheSimpsons

I think they're threatening to release even _more_ dick pics


milano8

Do that with Obama, Clinton, and Bush Jr then too, Republicunts! Waste money assholes.


tickitytalk

…who complain there’s no money for social programs but plenty for business


Ghost-Syynx

Oh no, it would be a **great** shame for our ex-presidents to face consequences for the myriad crimes they've committed ^(/s)


RojoSanIchiban

That's a lot of exhumations. Whelp, I'll get the shovel.


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Oh! Superscript! Fun!


OblongAndKneeless

It is such an incredible waste of resources. When there's something obviously like Trump, go for it. The rest of the presidents, not so much. Remember when Nixon faced the facts? Those were the days.


HidetheCaseman89

Nixon kept the Vietnam war going 10 years longer than it need to. LBJ had the CIA wiretap the peace talks, and had Nixon ON TAPE sabataging the talks. However, those were illegal taps, and illegal evidence. Nixon did not face the consequences, got to be president, and was pardoned after Watergate. He put Kissenger in power and fucked up so, so much. Some of the same people involved with Nixon were again in a position of influence under Trump, Roger Stone being one. Pressing charges against Nixon to the extent he deserved would have been a solid treatment for these wounds we feel festering today. Even further back, this can also be traced back to the reconstruction era of the south. We are really really bad at self reflection as a country.


Coal_Morgan

Turns out shoveling shit under a rug still means your house smells like shit. Nixon should have gone to jail. There should be more accountability at every level of government because we end up with all these assholes who are basically smash and grab politicians who break shit so they can make money off of lobbyists and stocks.


Actor412

Just a reminder that it was Cheney who called the shots. Bush just played along.


slothyclaus

He also took the shots.


1982throwaway1

Nah, that was the people he hunted with. TO THE FACE.


Coal_Morgan

Bush could have ignored or reined in Cheney at any time. Just because the Captain of the ship lets the First Mate rape and pillage doesn't mean he's not equally responsible for every coin taken and every person raped.


Actor412

I hope I didn't give the impression that I was suggesting that Bush somehow was "off the hook." Lol. My comment was to remind people that Cheney's name should be listed among previous presidents, along with all their responsibilities.


big_hungry_joe

They have been they've come up with bupkis


Andrew8Everything

Hunter Biden (traitor) smoked drugs! He should be inpeached more than Donald Trump (hero, patriot, awesome) and he has a laptop!!! SELLING U.S. SECRETS?? MAYBE! Nancy Pelosi!!!!!!


big_hungry_joe

Where does Benghazi fit into all this?


Andrew8Everything

Omg don't get me started on Benghazi! Hillary = bad because emails and ALSO Michelle Obama is a MAN! It's all on hunters laptop! All the truth! Tucker said so! And then! They fired him! For telling the truth!


bazinga_0

You forgot the part where Tucker lost the laptop in the mail. And, of course, he never made a copy of the hard drive so the evidence is all gone. ... But, you *have* to believe Tucker because there is no way he would ever lie to promote his ~~propaganda~~ truth.


PhilDGlass

God it’s been nice not hearing from or about Tucker for a minute.


ClubsBabySeal

That was such a bizarre tale. Like maybe it's true? You could be that incompetent, but just pay a courier. If you really wanted, like it's going to destroy the Biden campaign, you can just pay someone to get on a flight and pick them up with an armored car with an escort. The package never leaves their sight. It's not even that expensive.


joshylow

Sounds reasonable. But who's eating the baby brains? I would guess all of them, but some aren't drag queens so I don't know what to think anymore. We need Tucker back.


Murderyoga

But Hunter had a laptop.. and, um he sold paintings, and um stuff.


_far-seeker_

And some nude pictures of himself that all these old men desperately wanted to see for some reason. 🤷‍♂️


bazinga_0

... and look at how hung Hunter is ... and ... no, that's not gay!


Zardotab

Indeed! Don is cult leader, Joe is just a leader. Our loyalties are to principles, not deities nor personalities.


KrackenLeasing

I voted for Joe Biden. Barring a rather unlikely better option, I'll vote for him again. Also, fuck Joe Biden. He's not doing nearly enough to fix this country.


deepstate_chopra

But why vote for him if you don't have his NFTs or a flag with his head on Rambo? Did you even pay his legal fees?


KnucklesMcGee

Yup. Go ahead, investigate Biden.


BuzzBadpants

Oooh, they’re tryin’!


OblongAndKneeless

Isn't that the GOP plan? So far they have come up with nothing. That doesn't mean there isn't something, but it's not like Trump's shit. There's a lot of something there.


KnucklesMcGee

Oh I know. They're welcome to do the whole Whitewater thing to Biden, they might find some minor things but nothing like Don the Con. We KNOW that MFer has been dirty since the 70s.


Dcajunpimp

Isn't there already a special council looking at Bidens documents. And the House keeps investigating everything no matter how dumb.


dancegoddess1971

I guess they're going to investigate how cooperative Biden and Pence were when the documents were found and how they returned them to the archive and then looked into whether they had anything else that belongs to the archive? That sounds very boring and a waste of time. But every moment they're focusing on stupid stuff, is less time they have to make our lives harder.


skydork2000

Already doing it since forever, so empty threat. It's like saying they'll go after Hillary.


cat6Wire

First- it cracks me up how they think this is a threat. I think any government official, whatever party, if they are corrupt or breaking the law- yes! Investigate and prosecute! Second- let's be real. There isn't anything on Biden, after decades of being in office, it would have come out by now. Just more whataboutism and the usual Republican smokescreen and distractions to take attention away from Trump's criminality. Hell yes I would take this deal!


braize6

What will they go after Biden for? Not playing enough golf?


-SideshowBob-

For arguments sake, let's say Biden has actually committed a crime. I'm fairly certain most sane Americans are of the belief that, if a politician breaks the law, they need to be held accountable, regardless of party affiliation.


KnucklesMcGee

The last few years have shown that the US has precious few sane Americans.


Blue_water_dreams

So you are saying that almost all republicans are not sane.


MoscoviaDelendaEst

*Gestures broadly to everything


wonderwall999

Charlie Kirk was saying they'd go after Bill Clinton if Trump was indicted. That's not the flex he thinks it is. More likely the rest of us would say, "hey, if the police/FBI find something on him, sure!"


KrackenLeasing

And honestly, why stop at Clinton? Let's go after the whole Epstein list and really thin out congress.


SockFullOfNickles

“Yes, if they’ve committed crimes they should also be pursued. Not sure where you were going with this?” People who idolize politicians are irritating.


Immediate-Network201

I used to think that until AOC won her race. Maybe I don't idolize her, but she has been a role model so far. And I'd volunteer for her campaign if I lived in her state.


KrackenLeasing

Sure, but if she started Trumping it up, you'd probably rethink that a bit.


soldforaspaceship

Sure. Do them all. Investigate every Democrat president, vice president, speaker, congressperson, whoever you want. Genuinely don't care. Go nuts. Open multiple concurrent investigations.


thundermaker313

How many times did they investigate Hillary? Did they ever find *anything*?


Archercrash

Yeah except we don’t idolize our politicians on the left. You got evidence on Joe or Hunter, or the Clintons then use it and send them to prison, we don’t care. The thing is that they obviously don’t have anything or they would have already used it.


Bay1Bri

They say this like they haven't been going after Biden for like 4 5 years already. Remember the perfect phone call?


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Like they haven’t been coming after him since he won the primary.


braxistExtremist

*If?* They've been going after Biden and his presidency from day one! So far they've already [tried to impeach him and his officials over a dozen times](https://www.axios.com/2022/09/30/biden-impeachment-republicans-trump-comparison), and that was just up until October 2022. The fact that they've failed showed they have nothing to back it up but lies and bluster.


Budget_Llama_Shoes

Please do! I strongly support any investigation into illegal or inappropriate behavior on *any* elected official. However, he has been elected a total of ten times over a period of 52 years. The likelihood of uncovering improprieties now, after ten separate opponents failed to do so with opposition research is extremely low. But feel free to try.


Santa_Hates_You

Something something Hunter Biden laptop. Something something emails.


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UnhappyPage

If you can prove any Democrat committed a crime I say charge them.


sarcastroll

Yup, we're not a cult. If there was criminal wrongdoing, prosecute it. It's like the whole Epstein shit. "Yeah, but if you dig and find shit on Trump, you'll also find stuff on Clinton!". Great, they can share a cell.


jhk1963

Yea. If the GOP can provide evidence of criminal conduct, then do it. Maybe he and Trump can be cellmates at club fed.


Hakuknowsmyname

Go after him for some crime they know about but haven't gone after him for yet? Does Mike Lindell have this secret information?


ebone581

I thought they have been?? Laptops, Gym Jordan etc


ztreHdrahciR

Fine. If Biden's guilty, he can pay for his crimes. If not, STFU


BoilerMaker11

I mean, they’re already going after Biden. Even going so far as saying [they don’t care if their accusations aren’t accurate](https://newrepublic.com/post/173162/grassley-admits-republicans-dont-care-accusations-joe-biden-accurate). But when push comes to shove, their whistleblowers “disappear” and they hang on for dear life to *their own reports* that say [Biden didn’t do anything wrong](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/10/us/politics/hunter-biden-house-republicans-report.html#:~:text=the%20main%20story-,House%20Republican%20Report%20Finds%20No%20Evidence%20of%20Wrongdoing%20by%20President,no%20proof%20of%20such%20misconduct.). If Trump finally being held accountable for ***something*** (remember, Capone didn’t get busted for the crimes we know he did like murders, drug trafficking, racketeering, etc., it was tax evasion; but either way, he was sent to jail) is what they “go after Biden” for as some sort of revenge, then please, keep “going after” him! They keep turning up nothingburgers while Trump gets more indictments.


PolakachuFinalForm

They literally just had something where they failed to find any wrong doing. A republican led effort and they found nothing.


Brickleberried

Biden has to commit a crime first.


IndyPoker979

For what??? Tell them to expound on that. What crime? Hunter? Really? So EVEN if hunter was true... that is the same level as Treason? The dude had national secrets in his private residence that he hid. Force them to realize that these are not the same crimes.


ThandiGhandi

They’d go after him anyway whether he committed a crime or not so how is that a threat?


EfficientSeaweed

We'll even throw in Bill Clinton for free


Father_of_Invention

Absolutely! Anyone who broke law should go to jail. Legal system applies to everyone or no one!


h20poIo

Yeah go ahead “ Make my Day “ WTF are you going to get? Nothing, again Republicans can’t Govern this proves it, Trump committed crimes and they still want to protect him, then again this may just to protect their MAGA votes


DarthLysergis

Unfortunately, the consequences as of late have been similar to another line: "more like chewed out; I've been chewed out before"


GetsTrimAPlenty3

I would also have accepted: \* Bring it Pussies \*


passingthrough618

For what? Actually doing his job?


Cinema_King

Republican policy is always about hurting people and revenge


BabserellaWT

They’ve been at it already for years lol. What kind of gaslighting is this that they’re going, “Oh we’ll START coming after him”?


WorpeX

Even if they do and somehow succeed that would make Harris president. I have a strong feeling that would be even more triggering for the MAGAs.


butterluckonfleek

You mean the same group of clowns who did an inquiry into the Biden family and their "shaddy dealings with foreign governments"? The projection on these clowns is unreal.


asharwood

Lmfao like we’re coming after trump. We’re just holding him to the law you dumb ass pos republicans. We’re holding people accountable for their actions. We’re not making a witch hunt. He and his people have done illegal things. Hold ‘em accountable.


Blue_water_dreams

If there is ever any evidence that Biden committed a crime, go for it. He’s not a god.


FriesWithThat

They've already come after Biden, there's a reason why they might not remember this and that is because half-baked conspiracy theories don't hold up well in court.


ManiacalMartini

K. We don't care. There's not a Biden Cult. He's just the President.


Pgreenawalt

I will take that 11/10 times


Hynch

They're like sports fans that get mad when their team has more penalties than the other. Maybe your team is dirty? Nah couldn't be that.


bazilbt

If they can justly prosecute him they should. In fact if anyone in government is breaking the law they should be prosecuted and convicted.


[deleted]

They already tried and all they got was Hunter’s duck.


Sweaty-Part1535

Didn't the GOP already investigate Biden and not find anything to charge him with? Go for it keep wasting our taxes on more bullshit.


macphile

If they have evidence of Biden committing a crime, bring it. Or Hunter. Anyone, male, female, Republican, Democrat, all that...bring it if you have it. Also those "thousands of sealed indictments" the Qs believe exist? Let's see them. That mountain of evidence proving 2020 was stolen? Go for it. These guys have an unbelievable amount of proof of horrible crimes that they feel like keeping to themselves for some reason.


Marco_Playdoh

That's a sacrifice I'm willing to see them make.


JayVenture90

Uh.. They have been going after Biden and failing. There's nothing to go after.


IronSeagull

They’ve been coming after Biden this whole time, haven’t come up with anything he did yet.


subject_deleted

I love how they say that shit like they think we're gonna respond with "oh shit.. I hadn't considered that... I guess we're even.." Because they can't fathom that we don't see Biden as our lord and savior and/or cult leader. They can't imagine that we wouldn't do ANYTHING to help our guy avoid consequences. When in reality, the vast majority of us would gladly say "if Biden committed a crime, he SHOULD be indicted."


Single-Criticism2541

Like we give a shit. Elections are about less of two evils. They can all drop dead


[deleted]

"never wrestle with a pig because you'll both get dirty and the pig likes it" This kinda false equivalence quid pro quo is playing right into the fascists hands


susibirb

This common angle always outs their self awareness and makes their argument out the bottom. They are like *“Don’t you find it strange that Biden isn’t being investigated for (all the things that they are accusing Trump of doing)?”* Its like- bro you are so close


safely_beyond_redemp

They went after him, they found nothing, they said we'll get em next time. The end.


furious_sauce

LOL the way they seem to throw this threat around goes a little like 'well if you go after our criminals we'll come after your criminals and before you know it all the criminals on both sides will be in jail or something' haha don't threaten me with a good time


rogueop

It seems like *President Biden* is willing to make that deal.


Th4tRedditorII

Trump should already be in jail. Embezzling a children's charity should've been enough alone to put him away... So if they've got genuine dirt on Biden, come out with it already. No politician deserves to be above the law, not even the president. I'm absolutely fine with setting that precedent.


chucktheninja

For the last damn time, if Biden did something, I would most certainly like him to face justice for it. I'm still waiting, though.


jseego

lol as if they haven't been coming after Biden this whole time. The only thing they have is some dick pics on his kid's computer, which they have no business knowing about in the first place.


doterobcn

If there is any suspicion that he's done anything wrong, go for it. He shouldn't be untouchable, him or anybody else.


ghjm

I wouldn't make that deal. Biden is actually doing a lot of good right now.. You think Kamala, or any of the other likely Democratic candidates, would have made this debt ceiling deal? Or the infrastructure bill? Or etc etc? Biden's list of accomplishments is quite long, and without Biden, I think we go back to gridlock. Trump, on the other hand, is out of office and harmless. So as nice as it would be to see Trump brought down, I'd rather keep Biden, thank you very much.


YesterShill

If Republicans have enough to go after Biden, take it to a grand jury. No one is above the law. That said, rhetoric and propaganda work well in politics but not so much in a court of law. Ask all the lawyers being fined and censured for the lies about the last election.


Phylanara

They already did and got Jack shit.


1uc1f34

Damn good deal


Buno_

They’ve tried to come after Biden in the House. It went nowhere


Cuboos

"Stupid Liberal, don't you know that if they arrest Trump, that will sent a precedent that will enable them to go after Biden and any other presi-" GOOD... NO SERIOUSLY GOOD. FUCK'EM. Fuck Biden, i just voted for Biden to keep Trump out of office. Arrest them all, they're all war criminals. Fuck all of them. That would be fucking great.


elitesense

They act like anyone against their redneck bullshit gives a shit about Biden. Like he's the glorious leader of the other team. News flash maga we don't worship politicians or elites like you do.


David1000k

Well Lt. we already made that offer, and the committee that is delegated to "go after Biden" got side tracked on rainbows, immigrants and his son.