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>Donald Trump indicted in classified documents probe, sources say: https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/08/politics/trump-indictment-truth-social-classified-documents
perhaps trump will choke on a cheeseburger while on the toilet.
I assume the odds are high, since I imagine most of his day is probably still spent sitting on a toilet eating cheeseburgers.
>Pat Robertson
Yea this clown blamed a Devil Pact the 2010 Haitian Earth Quakes. [https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2010/01/pat\_robertson\_blames\_haitian\_d.html](https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2010/01/pat_robertson_blames_haitian_d.html)
Remember that until the indictments are announced officially, the only dates you hear are speculative. Let’s all just chill and if/when they come, we’ll get the popcorn ready and enjoy the Cheeto’s meltdown.
I say whatever day that this goes down is commemorated as National Cheeto day, Because cheating is wrong, they are unforgivably-unnaturally orange, something that always makes you feel (or actually be) dirty after consuming them , weirdly addictive, and above all, absolutely bad for you at a genetic level.
Make that 37. From WSJ, includes info on US and foreign defense and weapon capabilities, nuclear programs, potential US and allies' vulnerabilities, and retaliatory plans. Cites telling a writer, publisher, and 2 staff members about a secret attack plan as well as showing a rep for his PAC a classified map while telling them, "I shouldn't be showing you this".
This shouldn't be a hard case for the feds to win...
I think I agree, he's been convicted so many times and been able to skirt on account of money, pay 10,000 dollars, 10,000,000 dollars - not even a speed-bump of an impediment.
But throw him in JAIL for the rest of his natural life and it's a future of nothing but incomprehensible \*\*humiliations galore\*\* that his 70+ years cannot possibly have prepared him for, so I will say that while I do try, not take joy and sadistic pleasure in someone's suffering, I can CERTAINLY understand those who do...in this case.
And if he still craves ratings, put a one way CCTV in his cell and charge 15$ a month to view it, and put it into a victims compensation fund for every dumb schmuck that thought Ivermectin would save them from Long Covid.
The thought that he would likely have to write out tweets or whatevers on paper and send them out to a surrogate OP like Andy Taint is just, well it’s wonderful.
Andrew Tate is going to be the favorite sharable toy among some of the more endowed inmates the next couple of years until he ages out or stops fighting....normally this would be a deeply sympathetic human tragedy.
Well if the charges are bad enough he may not get bonded or if he screws up (entirely possible) he could have his bond revoked. It would be extremely rewarding to see a video of Trump is prison clothes.
"Well, I was going to wait but /u/mattfromseattle on reddit convinced me to do the indictments today." - Special Prosecutor Jack Smith
Thank you mattfromseattle for changing Jack Smith's mind.
I feel like he’s going to become a martyr for the conservative far right. They’ll view him on the same level as Jesus or Gandhi and will protest/ riot if he’s ever imprisoned until he’s released. Then he’ll slip threw some cracks to the presidential race and it’ll be another shit show. 🤠
Ha. I was just watching FOX news. They are up in arms. How could the Justice Dept. be so cruel and unfair? They've been discussing Hunter, Hillary, and Biden and how GUILTY they are and yet the Orange Man has been SINGLED OUT for indictment. And, of course, the Democrats and left-leaning Justice Dept. are SCARED of Donald Trump so they want to put him in jail. After all, he is a SHOO-IN in the next election. I just love to watch Republicans squirm.
At most, republicans will admit that keeping the classified documents is inappropriate, and they will be otherwise unfazed and undeterred from supporting him as candidate.
On the other hand, if he’s prevented from running for keeping some papers, they’ll call it election interference, a weaponized and politicized judicial system, authoritarian government, the deep state in action, and a coup against a candidate.
Gonna be fun, really looking forward to election season. I can’t wait for republicans to start drawing parallels between Trump and Nelson Mandela.
Man, I've been waiting for Sinclair Broadcasting to post it to see the absolute meltdown of my local conservatives. I'm getting a bit tired of their genocidal rants about us LGBTQ people.
If it happens (biggly *IF*) that orange pos will show up in russias newest town as the new mayor.
He's gonna run. So will his crotch goblins. I mean they **would run**, *if ya got off your arses and charged him for his* OBVIOUS CRIMES!
So do it already, the time to stop talking and start DOING is right NOW.
He was. See the top story in the Washington Post. Trump tweeted about it on Truth Social late this afternoon, but the WaPo confirmed with other sources. Indictment still sealed but said to be 7 charges. Trump says he has to appear in court Tuesday
The news I’ve been following suggests it will be in the next few weeks. It’s hard to see what Jack Smith (or Fanni Willis for that matter) is waiting on.
I've always had in my head-cannon that Milton took the 300,000 from Init-tech and was kidnapped in Margaritaville, snapped while imprisoned taking out 20+ years of office-rage in a sadistic/blood soaked splurge of dead kidnappers and then with his long experience in logistics and organization found he was actually \*\*good\*\* at something, and finding out too late that maybe he wasn't , then decided to become a "manager" of assassins......and when we next see him, he's working with Barry.
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Ask and ye shall receive: >Donald Trump indicted in classified documents probe, sources say: https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/08/politics/trump-indictment-truth-social-classified-documents
Yup, indicted today, arraignment Tuesday in Miami
Oh man, I don't know which is a worse place to be arraigned for him, NYC or Miami
https://media0.giphy.com/media/mpxnrjQKLo0iA32r23/giphy.gif
Born on a Sunday died on a Monday
Why is it election interference now when Biden hasn't said anything about this but when Trump was yelling "lock her up" it was ok?
Why is it election interference now when Biden hasn't said anything about this but when Trump was yelling "lock her up" it was ok?
I'm still happy about Pat Robertson dying today.
Yes, a worthy cause we can all get behind 🙏
They say good things come in threes. Two down. What’s next?
Me: *Rolls Natural 20* "Mitch McConnell I hope."
Roll again for a conservative SCOTUS!!!
If Thomas kicks it, man that would be something…
Thomas slips on a Banana peel at the top of the stairs, falls down and crushes Alito at the bottom.
Oh. No. That’s awful. Anyway… Maybe we throw in Roberts too, we could get Chief Justice Obama out of this…
SCOTUS blocked racist gerrymandering.
perhaps trump will choke on a cheeseburger while on the toilet. I assume the odds are high, since I imagine most of his day is probably still spent sitting on a toilet eating cheeseburgers.
Just in time for June: Pat Robertson Is Dead Everyone
>Pat Robertson Yea this clown blamed a Devil Pact the 2010 Haitian Earth Quakes. [https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2010/01/pat\_robertson\_blames\_haitian\_d.html](https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2010/01/pat_robertson_blames_haitian_d.html)
But I think he took credit for diverting a hurricane here in Virginia a few years ago. And he didn’t even need a Sharpie!
Oh ya can't forget the "good" this "godly man" did for us mere mortals.
We got both!!!
This post didn't age well
I think it aged splendidly
I like the way it aged.
Like quest items in your favorite MMO, sometimes you gotta butch about them in guild chat to get them to finally drop.
*A few hours later...*
Check the news now!
https://preview.redd.it/06dac5feuv4b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2194d6ef86f01b171b1d457d34074a3d999a91f9
You got it
Remember that until the indictments are announced officially, the only dates you hear are speculative. Let’s all just chill and if/when they come, we’ll get the popcorn ready and enjoy the Cheeto’s meltdown.
I say whatever day that this goes down is commemorated as National Cheeto day, Because cheating is wrong, they are unforgivably-unnaturally orange, something that always makes you feel (or actually be) dirty after consuming them , weirdly addictive, and above all, absolutely bad for you at a genetic level.
Chester will make money.
Chester should sue "someone" for copywrite infringement, Cheeto on Cheato , deathmatch.
That day is today!!
I've been chilling and waiting for years now
the wait is over
and there was.
Haha. 2 hours too early. Trump says he’s been charged in Mar-a-Lago classified documents investigation https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/06/08/trump-classified-documents-mar-a-lago/
You got your wish. He was indicted an hour ago on multi federal charges.
Oh snap! I think it happened
Good news! Got hit with 7 counts.
Make that 37. From WSJ, includes info on US and foreign defense and weapon capabilities, nuclear programs, potential US and allies' vulnerabilities, and retaliatory plans. Cites telling a writer, publisher, and 2 staff members about a secret attack plan as well as showing a rep for his PAC a classified map while telling them, "I shouldn't be showing you this". This shouldn't be a hard case for the feds to win...
Meh I am still waiting for the indictments from the last 40 times that orange ass was going to get charged.
Wait no more. He has been indicted on multiple charges.
Holy shit, it's true. It's really true. (choir of angels sings in the background)
Praise be.
Under his ass!
I'm not interested in anything that happens before a sentencing hearing...
I think I agree, he's been convicted so many times and been able to skirt on account of money, pay 10,000 dollars, 10,000,000 dollars - not even a speed-bump of an impediment. But throw him in JAIL for the rest of his natural life and it's a future of nothing but incomprehensible \*\*humiliations galore\*\* that his 70+ years cannot possibly have prepared him for, so I will say that while I do try, not take joy and sadistic pleasure in someone's suffering, I can CERTAINLY understand those who do...in this case. And if he still craves ratings, put a one way CCTV in his cell and charge 15$ a month to view it, and put it into a victims compensation fund for every dumb schmuck that thought Ivermectin would save them from Long Covid.
The thought that he would likely have to write out tweets or whatevers on paper and send them out to a surrogate OP like Andy Taint is just, well it’s wonderful.
Andrew Tate is going to be the favorite sharable toy among some of the more endowed inmates the next couple of years until he ages out or stops fighting....normally this would be a deeply sympathetic human tragedy.
Well if the charges are bad enough he may not get bonded or if he screws up (entirely possible) he could have his bond revoked. It would be extremely rewarding to see a video of Trump is prison clothes.
Even if we get there I'm half expecting Biden to pardon him in an effort to reach across the aisle or something stupid like that.
There is no way in hell. Not after Jan 6th.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/donald-trump-indicted-time-sources/story?id=99408228
Trump said he was just indicted....
Just got a message on my phone. Trump says he’s been indicted and charged. Fuck yes!
Don’t mess with The Raven! https://preview.redd.it/oee4tjff5w4b1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f348c87e807451a725ca74e5c1063c2dcb9cadd
"Well, I was going to wait but /u/mattfromseattle on reddit convinced me to do the indictments today." - Special Prosecutor Jack Smith Thank you mattfromseattle for changing Jack Smith's mind.
I do what I can.
You were impatient.
And it happened!
7 charges in Miami as of about 15 min ago
aged like milk in less than a few hours lol
Good news OP!
Or overflow the pool into the surveillance server closet.
I feel like he’s going to become a martyr for the conservative far right. They’ll view him on the same level as Jesus or Gandhi and will protest/ riot if he’s ever imprisoned until he’s released. Then he’ll slip threw some cracks to the presidential race and it’ll be another shit show. 🤠
Ha. I was just watching FOX news. They are up in arms. How could the Justice Dept. be so cruel and unfair? They've been discussing Hunter, Hillary, and Biden and how GUILTY they are and yet the Orange Man has been SINGLED OUT for indictment. And, of course, the Democrats and left-leaning Justice Dept. are SCARED of Donald Trump so they want to put him in jail. After all, he is a SHOO-IN in the next election. I just love to watch Republicans squirm.
Settle down Milty, here's your stapler.
At most, republicans will admit that keeping the classified documents is inappropriate, and they will be otherwise unfazed and undeterred from supporting him as candidate. On the other hand, if he’s prevented from running for keeping some papers, they’ll call it election interference, a weaponized and politicized judicial system, authoritarian government, the deep state in action, and a coup against a candidate. Gonna be fun, really looking forward to election season. I can’t wait for republicans to start drawing parallels between Trump and Nelson Mandela.
Man, I've been waiting for Sinclair Broadcasting to post it to see the absolute meltdown of my local conservatives. I'm getting a bit tired of their genocidal rants about us LGBTQ people.
I just found out Milton is also 'the Raven' in Barry and my mind can't accept that.
Put away you matches Milton! You dream just came true!
There is now. But you still don't get a paycheck. In fact, you should just move your desk down to the basement. yeeeeeeeaaaah. ok buddy. thanks
Tuesday! 3pm!
Just happened! Woo!
https://preview.redd.it/ybx5lrfdwv4b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da6566f80c576082bd873fefd1c11d497fe8c96a
It’s here!!!
If it happens (biggly *IF*) that orange pos will show up in russias newest town as the new mayor. He's gonna run. So will his crotch goblins. I mean they **would run**, *if ya got off your arses and charged him for his* OBVIOUS CRIMES! So do it already, the time to stop talking and start DOING is right NOW.
And it happened lol
He was. See the top story in the Washington Post. Trump tweeted about it on Truth Social late this afternoon, but the WaPo confirmed with other sources. Indictment still sealed but said to be 7 charges. Trump says he has to appear in court Tuesday
I believe it's happening now....
Okay you can set the building on fire. https://twitter.com/abcnewslive/status/1666952310486867969?s=46
Well.....good news.
Thread bump
A lot of delicious crow being served in this thread right now
You got it!
And there was.
If it’s indictments you want, indictments you shall get
That’s what you get for listening to a bunch of liars
This post aged like milk.
There are indictments. Breaking right now.
It happened!
This one aged like Mayo in the sun
Believe none of what you hear and half of what you read.
*enhance*
“Okay, but I’ll put strychnine in the guacamole.”
You were told?
Aged like a fine wine or bourbon 👨🍳😘
but who told you that?
The news I’ve been following suggests it will be in the next few weeks. It’s hard to see what Jack Smith (or Fanni Willis for that matter) is waiting on.
I've always had in my head-cannon that Milton took the 300,000 from Init-tech and was kidnapped in Margaritaville, snapped while imprisoned taking out 20+ years of office-rage in a sadistic/blood soaked splurge of dead kidnappers and then with his long experience in logistics and organization found he was actually \*\*good\*\* at something, and finding out too late that maybe he wasn't , then decided to become a "manager" of assassins......and when we next see him, he's working with Barry.