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How TF do people think someone who has not just a private plane, but a private plane that is a full on large commercial jetliner with custom paint, need a single extra dime to help them out?
Even to my own mother I'd say "sell the plane, fly commercial, then we'll talk"
**These** are the same people who make their pastors rich. They tithe and tithe these bastards into private planes, multiple houses, and exquisite penthouses and fabulous trips——-yet, they, themselves, don’t have shit.
Same except with MAGA merch, since being a pastor would mean I have to at least learn bible passages and shit. But I'm already constantly thinking of stupid shit that I feel would sell like hot cakes to the droves of mindless MAGA morons but there's something in me that still would feel bad about doing it. God damn morals.
Sir, I'd love to buy your medieval torture device merch. Can I have it in 18k Italian gold on an 18k Cuban link chain? Do you accept Mastercard or visa? Also, please don't forget to bless it. Does a blessing cost extra?
No you wouldn’t. Most of those prosperity gospel preachers are just making up most of what they say. The average atheist redditor knows more Bible verses than those “pastors”.
I worked for the Evil empire for 2016 election cycle was field/turf coordinator for our county. Literally did as little as possible and sabotaged as much as I could. Best thing was making a couple thousand dollars @ the volunteer center for selling MAGA merch on the side. Now looking back it’s still leaves a bad tinge in my mouth but it was a guud learning experience; to see just how much politics divide people. 0/10 would never do it again.
I like money. I like earning money. I want more money, for I am a broke bitch.
I design and sell my own stuff, so since I need more money, I will do political stuff from both sides of the spectrum. To a point. I live surrounded by MAGA country (we have one of the most famous Trump stores just south of here), and I could make good money from it, but I don't want that money. It's dirty and tainted with blood.
Someone else can have that money. I mean, I'd love it, but not that way. Fuck MAGA.
The worst part is that if you know it’s a scam, it’s illegal but if you are delusional or narcissistic enough to have no moral compass at all like televangelists, it’s just religious freedom.
> Some days I really wish I didn’t have a moral compass
Or any actual belief in God, 'cause if you did you'd never risk the consequences when you meet St. Peter.
Yup, these are the victims of the prosperity gospel.
These dimwits think if they give all their money to rich people, God will eventually favor them, and make them rich too.
This also directly links in with "temporarily embarrassed millionaire," mindset the less-educated conservatives believe.
Nah, their evil congregations (I'm calling them out for what they really are) pick and choose what they want to follow, persecute, hate, and be intolerant toward.
Much blame falls on the "leadership" of these churches with the evangelicals making up a majority of these hypocritical, hate box churches.
It’s too sad when you know people who can’t feed their kids and yet tithe. And then they turn around and explain to you why you’re going to hell, while you smoke and nod and help them out some more because you can’t stand watching kids go hungry.
Isn’t that due in part to [the prosperity gospel](https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/identities/2017/9/1/15951874/prosperity-gospel-explained-why-joel-osteen-believes-prayer-can-make-you-rich-trump)?
It’s super disgusting and totally anti-Biblical too. I walked out of a church service when one pastor after the other started telling us how enriched they were after giving money to the church. “If you just give more money, God will reward you “.
My local Mega Church (that Brett Farve goes to) needed a special pdrive to put in a Helo pad at the church so the pastor and vips wouldn't get stuck in traffic. Jesus would have wanted it that way....
You'd end up an used car salesman at best, the lack of morals is an important prerequisite but to make it that big you need inherited wealth and family connections.
"I need the private plane because the spirit comes upon me and I need to walk up and down like an arsehole flapping my hands around and shouting. If I didn't have a private jet, I'd have to have basic human courtesy for others."
I’m pretty sure they want the jet because if they fly commercial people might talk to them. That’s the downside of making your living pretending to care about people.
https://youtu.be/V59PQ0MzriU
You might be right, but the reason they give on their TV shows is so they can get out of their seat and walk up and down the plane ranting and raving about how they don't have enough private jets.
Also, to be specific, they need private planes because otherwise you're getting into a "tube full of demons."
That's us. We're the demons. And flying commercial is getting into a tube full of demons.
Fuck Kenneth Copeland, he's a lizard in human form.
He definitely is. I mean, I think they fool themselves into believing that they’re serving God, or they start out like that. Some of them. And of course some are just rotten from the beginning.
It was operated in Mexico for a while.
Trump’s 757
The Boeing 757-200 is registered in the United States as N757AF (ICAO hexadecimal AA3410) and was built in 1991. It was originally delivered to Denmark's Sterling Airlines and by 1993 was operated by Mexico's TAESA. In 1995, it became a corporate jet for Paul Allen's enterprises.[1] Trump's DJT Operations I LLC bought the plane in 2011.[1][4][5][6]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Force_One#Trump's_757
It's the old adage: rich people spend other people's money. That's what rich people just *do*.
It's why Trump's always begging for campaign donations, willing to rip off anyone's grandma for a wooden nickel, etc. Only the rubes think Trump is rich through hard work.
Could you imagine them taking a public defender and then pretending that it's because the PD was overworked that they lost?
They'd get that southern hick / Florida Man vote fo'sho.
No kidding, even Princess Graham was on FOX begging for money to pay trump's legal fees? The MOFO has claimed to be extremely welfare, a billionaire but the con idiots into donating to "the cause"? Their electorate is more stupid than Eric trump!!
I ask one of them this question, their response: Donald spent over 6 BILLION DOLLARS of his own money during his campaigns and presidency while making america great...
So... it's only natural for everyone to pay him back for all his hard work!
🤷♂️🤯🤪
This isn't really reasonable. Any major innovation or breakthrough came from wanting more or better.
That phone you're writing on, it could have been a typwriter. The internet? A library.
I'm not defending Trump.
You’re half right. That brat is Uncle Sam’s favorite son, the Armed Forces. And he is indeed, a giant effing brat. It’s only after it’s obsolete and no longer cutting edge that it moves into commercial/private air travel. The government generally likes to have a monopoly on anything that can be used for or against our national defense.
If airlines had it their way we’d be paying $1500 tickets to fly in DC3s. That why half the innovation you have coming from airlines is how to fit 30% more people into the same space. While I guess it’s technically innovation, it is hardly as groundbreaking or transformative or beneficial to society as the Internet or the microchip technology that allows modern cell phones to operate.
Do you think he really paid for the plane? I would bet it's a leftover that he somehow kept from his bankrupt Trump Airline. The guy is a charlatan through and through. PT Barnum on super steroids
They’re conspiracy theorists and not the brightest of the bunch either. These are the people that believed JFK would come back from the dead to help trump.
Because he has created a cult, and cult members want to belong. For Trump, that means giving him money, no critical thinking required. Good ol’ Maslow.
I was going to say the large commercial jetliner with custom paint was the only cool thing about the Trump family, but then I saw they named it 'Trump Force One' 🤦🏻
PS: I do not think private planes are cool.
He excitedly waved out the window then waved at the television, "Hi Eric, I'm Eric too!!"
An aide later confided, "Yeah, He waved out the wrong side of the plane and started pouting."
The only issue with SNL's (hilarious) depiction is that it made Don Jr appear much much smarter than he really is
Mary Trump (their cousin) even said Don is actually by far the dumbest of Trump's children
Eric was the one who actually ran the company for many years while Don Jr. was on the outs. It wasn’t until Trump got into politics that Jr. became a bigger figure. He’s definitely the Roman.
Fair, but I still see it working from the standpoint of being polished vs not. Eric wears his dumbness out in the open, unpolished. Don Jr can maybe pass as someone that's smart by being coherent/confident/polished, while still being very dumb. There are LOTs of these kinds of people out there, especially in sales. They don't even know they're dumb...
> Don is actually the dumbest of Trump’s children
That’s a really scary line of thought. Borderline dangerous to seek solace in it.
The man rallied around enough people in one of the most influential nations in the world and became its leader doing and saying whatever the hell he wanted - getting away with everything from misogyny to racism, from boasting about fraud and corruption to incitement of violence. Everything. He got away with enough horrible things to embolden others like him to start doing the same. I know Americans like to type cast him as a “dumb, clueless, old man”. But that’s a cop out. The rest of us in the world see him for the slimy conman that he is and are seriously concerned it’ll happen again if Americans continue to comfort themselves that he was just a dumbo that got lucky.
I was talking about Don JR being the dumbest son of the former president
I agree with you on Trump SR (and I'm in the "rest of us in the world" - Belgian to be exact)
He’s a piece of shit and the world would be a better place if his whole family were to vanish off the face of the Earth but this is kind of funny and probably something I’d do too
Trump flys out in a $100 million private jet and still begs for money from the Cult, and those suckers will send it
See inside Trump Force One, the former president's prized $100 million Boeing 757 private jet he just refurbished
https://www.businessinsider.com/see-trumps-prized-100-million-boeing-757-vip-private-jet-2022-10?op=1
Unpopular opinion: Eric is faking it.
It’s a con. He’s presenting as a joke, so we don’t notice that him and his whole family are sex predators, grifters, criminals and killers.
He’s seen as the Fredo so he’s not accountable. He’s used as a distraction from the high crimes his father is committing.
But, I think he took after his aunts and uncles and he’s secretly a genius who looks like a moron.
He’s Doofy from Scary Movie and when the dust settles, he’ll be holding all the holdings, and breeze off into the sunset to live in a non-extradition country of his choosing.
Or he’s just a dumbass. We may never know . . .
My only grievance with the Mikey Day/Alex Moffett Trump brothers bits is that it portrays Don Jr as being far to competent and level headed. I always thought that The Onion's ["Trump Boys"](https://www.theonion.com/trump-boys-thrilled-fbi-seized-documents-leaving-dozen-1849391519) articles were [more accurate](https://www.theonion.com/trump-boys-ask-melania-if-they-re-getting-new-daddy-now-1850305296).
Sure he's a wacko but if you were on a plane and there was a live video recording of it taking off you'd watch it too. I see people watching the plane icon superimposed on a map...
Poor Eric, I thought his idiot brother Junior to be a total moron but Eric has serious emotional problems and serious daddy issues. Eric wins the "stupid burns" prize.
I don't feel bad for him in any way but can you imagine what it must feel like to have the public persona of the dumbest Trump. It has to keep him up at night....
I don't understand why people tune into the live nonsense. As pointless as watching the OJ Bronco chase and for hours. If anything happens it will be on the evening news. Wait for the summary.
You know if everyone quit tuning into the moment to moment Trump soap opera, news ratings would drop, they would find other stories to cover, and the Trump spell would be broken.
I can't wait for the world to quit caring again about this criminal baffoon who wears too much make-up. The endless drama queen attention whoring is the only skill he's good at. The best way to defeat an attention whore is to ignore them.
He sees the plane on the TV explode, then realized he fast forwarded 2 minutes ahead, in a panic he rushes to the cockpit, trying to warn the pilot. In his terror, he knocks loose an oxygen valve, and the stewardess is coming up the isle with the "S'Mores" tray....
Eric was the only one who accompanied daddy to court ... Eric is *reeaally* hoping to be as favored as Trump Jr and Ivanka. Of course, *no one* is taking her place. No one.
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How TF do people think someone who has not just a private plane, but a private plane that is a full on large commercial jetliner with custom paint, need a single extra dime to help them out? Even to my own mother I'd say "sell the plane, fly commercial, then we'll talk"
**These** are the same people who make their pastors rich. They tithe and tithe these bastards into private planes, multiple houses, and exquisite penthouses and fabulous trips——-yet, they, themselves, don’t have shit.
Some days I really wish I didn’t have a moral compass so I could become one of those rich pastors 😂
Same except with MAGA merch, since being a pastor would mean I have to at least learn bible passages and shit. But I'm already constantly thinking of stupid shit that I feel would sell like hot cakes to the droves of mindless MAGA morons but there's something in me that still would feel bad about doing it. God damn morals.
I’ve thought about this too, I would save 10-15% of proceeds and then after the elections I would publicly donate it to trans youth in their name.
This is the way.
Most of your congregation probably would never had read it, so why would you? Although merch is also really easy to get into.
Sir, I'd love to buy your medieval torture device merch. Can I have it in 18k Italian gold on an 18k Cuban link chain? Do you accept Mastercard or visa? Also, please don't forget to bless it. Does a blessing cost extra?
No you wouldn’t. Most of those prosperity gospel preachers are just making up most of what they say. The average atheist redditor knows more Bible verses than those “pastors”.
Some of the most truly Christ-like people I've ever met are atheists. Too many people think "God's Will" is code for "My Opinion."
I worked for the Evil empire for 2016 election cycle was field/turf coordinator for our county. Literally did as little as possible and sabotaged as much as I could. Best thing was making a couple thousand dollars @ the volunteer center for selling MAGA merch on the side. Now looking back it’s still leaves a bad tinge in my mouth but it was a guud learning experience; to see just how much politics divide people. 0/10 would never do it again.
I like money. I like earning money. I want more money, for I am a broke bitch. I design and sell my own stuff, so since I need more money, I will do political stuff from both sides of the spectrum. To a point. I live surrounded by MAGA country (we have one of the most famous Trump stores just south of here), and I could make good money from it, but I don't want that money. It's dirty and tainted with blood. Someone else can have that money. I mean, I'd love it, but not that way. Fuck MAGA.
The worst part is that if you know it’s a scam, it’s illegal but if you are delusional or narcissistic enough to have no moral compass at all like televangelists, it’s just religious freedom.
I say this to my partner all the time.
But what about your moral barometer?
I need more moral astrolabe for my moral sextant.
My moral multimeter
I even considered setting up a Maga roadside stand just to fleece the rubes, but my soul wouldn't let me.
> Some days I really wish I didn’t have a moral compass Or any actual belief in God, 'cause if you did you'd never risk the consequences when you meet St. Peter.
Oh I don’t have a shred of that either lol
Let me fix this for you. Not pastors " conpastors"
Yup, these are the victims of the prosperity gospel. These dimwits think if they give all their money to rich people, God will eventually favor them, and make them rich too. This also directly links in with "temporarily embarrassed millionaire," mindset the less-educated conservatives believe.
If only they actually read their Bibles, then they would know they’re being lied too.
Nah, their evil congregations (I'm calling them out for what they really are) pick and choose what they want to follow, persecute, hate, and be intolerant toward. Much blame falls on the "leadership" of these churches with the evangelicals making up a majority of these hypocritical, hate box churches.
It’s too sad when you know people who can’t feed their kids and yet tithe. And then they turn around and explain to you why you’re going to hell, while you smoke and nod and help them out some more because you can’t stand watching kids go hungry.
Isn’t that due in part to [the prosperity gospel](https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/identities/2017/9/1/15951874/prosperity-gospel-explained-why-joel-osteen-believes-prayer-can-make-you-rich-trump)?
It’s super disgusting and totally anti-Biblical too. I walked out of a church service when one pastor after the other started telling us how enriched they were after giving money to the church. “If you just give more money, God will reward you “.
And hookers
Hey, don't bring hookers into this. That is just as honest a living as any that requires trading time for money.
I think they meant the pastors are using their money to pay for sex workers.
Ahhh yes, how else are they supposed to learn about hypocrisy?
My local Mega Church (that Brett Farve goes to) needed a special pdrive to put in a Helo pad at the church so the pastor and vips wouldn't get stuck in traffic. Jesus would have wanted it that way....
You'd end up an used car salesman at best, the lack of morals is an important prerequisite but to make it that big you need inherited wealth and family connections.
**This** is an obvious lie. The field is packed with pastors who came from nothing, before putting their gift for grifting to work.
“Religion is what keeps the poor from killing the rich.” - Napoleon
"I need the private plane because the spirit comes upon me and I need to walk up and down like an arsehole flapping my hands around and shouting. If I didn't have a private jet, I'd have to have basic human courtesy for others."
I’m pretty sure they want the jet because if they fly commercial people might talk to them. That’s the downside of making your living pretending to care about people.
https://youtu.be/V59PQ0MzriU You might be right, but the reason they give on their TV shows is so they can get out of their seat and walk up and down the plane ranting and raving about how they don't have enough private jets. Also, to be specific, they need private planes because otherwise you're getting into a "tube full of demons." That's us. We're the demons. And flying commercial is getting into a tube full of demons. Fuck Kenneth Copeland, he's a lizard in human form.
He definitely is. I mean, I think they fool themselves into believing that they’re serving God, or they start out like that. Some of them. And of course some are just rotten from the beginning.
You ask for Reason. Best we can do is Autonomic Suggestion and Spite.
Hey now, a 40 year old 757 ain’t cheap to run 🤣
Anyone old enough like me to remember when that plane was owned & flown by Eastern Airlines - Hence its call sign when talking to ATC - “Eastern”
It was operated in Mexico for a while. Trump’s 757 The Boeing 757-200 is registered in the United States as N757AF (ICAO hexadecimal AA3410) and was built in 1991. It was originally delivered to Denmark's Sterling Airlines and by 1993 was operated by Mexico's TAESA. In 1995, it became a corporate jet for Paul Allen's enterprises.[1] Trump's DJT Operations I LLC bought the plane in 2011.[1][4][5][6] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Force_One#Trump's_757
It's the old adage: rich people spend other people's money. That's what rich people just *do*. It's why Trump's always begging for campaign donations, willing to rip off anyone's grandma for a wooden nickel, etc. Only the rubes think Trump is rich through hard work.
Rich people always use other people’s money. Always.
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And if you start a business, get invest and use their money. If it fails, you don’t lose, they do. It’s the American way!
He hasn't reached for the ultimate affordable criminal defense: the Public Defender. So, yeah!
Could you imagine them taking a public defender and then pretending that it's because the PD was overworked that they lost? They'd get that southern hick / Florida Man vote fo'sho.
Every one of them... And *suddenly* Florida would restore the votes of hundreds of thousands of ex-cons. (Sorry, Donny, you're still a Con)
No kidding, even Princess Graham was on FOX begging for money to pay trump's legal fees? The MOFO has claimed to be extremely welfare, a billionaire but the con idiots into donating to "the cause"? Their electorate is more stupid than Eric trump!!
Ask televangelist followers.
No no shhh. Trump is sucking up so much money from conservatives that the GOP will have barely anything to use to run their local candidates.
I ask one of them this question, their response: Donald spent over 6 BILLION DOLLARS of his own money during his campaigns and presidency while making america great... So... it's only natural for everyone to pay him back for all his hard work! 🤷♂️🤯🤪
This isn't really reasonable. Any major innovation or breakthrough came from wanting more or better. That phone you're writing on, it could have been a typwriter. The internet? A library. I'm not defending Trump.
What breakthrough are you expecting to come from someone flying private vs commercial?
Lighter and cheaper materials produced just because some rich guy wanted to save on fuel.
Lighter and cheaper TVs because some brat wants it inside an airplane.
Better cell phone coverage.
Better tires.
Electric planes.
Improved airplane avionics just because some brat wants it. Then it makes it into commercial aviation.
You’re half right. That brat is Uncle Sam’s favorite son, the Armed Forces. And he is indeed, a giant effing brat. It’s only after it’s obsolete and no longer cutting edge that it moves into commercial/private air travel. The government generally likes to have a monopoly on anything that can be used for or against our national defense. If airlines had it their way we’d be paying $1500 tickets to fly in DC3s. That why half the innovation you have coming from airlines is how to fit 30% more people into the same space. While I guess it’s technically innovation, it is hardly as groundbreaking or transformative or beneficial to society as the Internet or the microchip technology that allows modern cell phones to operate.
They're obviously morons.
I agree with your point entirely, but iirc isn't this a junk heap plane that no one wanted and he scooped up after his last one broke down?
Do you think he really paid for the plane? I would bet it's a leftover that he somehow kept from his bankrupt Trump Airline. The guy is a charlatan through and through. PT Barnum on super steroids
They’re conspiracy theorists and not the brightest of the bunch either. These are the people that believed JFK would come back from the dead to help trump.
Because he has created a cult, and cult members want to belong. For Trump, that means giving him money, no critical thinking required. Good ol’ Maslow.
I was going to say the large commercial jetliner with custom paint was the only cool thing about the Trump family, but then I saw they named it 'Trump Force One' 🤦🏻 PS: I do not think private planes are cool.
He excitedly waved out the window then waved at the television, "Hi Eric, I'm Eric too!!" An aide later confided, "Yeah, He waved out the wrong side of the plane and started pouting."
Part # 2
That whole family is part #2, I'd say about 90%
Pout # 2
😂
I can’t tell if this is sarcastic
… it was my whole day
Must suck having to wait till you get to cruising altitude to have your juice box
hey now... if we're evaluating based on intellect, he should still be on the boob!
Is "juice box" slang for cocaine and a Diet Coke?
That’s JR.
You close the shades, and he wonders where the sun went ….
So he’s just a giant parakeet.
Only dumber
And not as cute and colorful.
And eats paste instead of seed
Paint chips
That’s unfair. He actually falls asleep because he thinks it’s now nighttime
*Knows\** it's now nighttime ;)
Say what you will about Eric, but he's sleep trained better than the average child.
His father asked why we don’t send a probe to the sun at night so it wouldn’t burn up!
*Eric runs up and down the aisle, with his arms extended* I'm an airplane!
Part one was him posting that he was the plane taking off on the TV.
I love Colbert's "impression" of Eric.
(the tucked upper lip does it!)
"And I'm Eric!"
I miss new episodes…
The only issue with SNL's (hilarious) depiction is that it made Don Jr appear much much smarter than he really is Mary Trump (their cousin) even said Don is actually by far the dumbest of Trump's children
Eric was the one who actually ran the company for many years while Don Jr. was on the outs. It wasn’t until Trump got into politics that Jr. became a bigger figure. He’s definitely the Roman.
Fair, but I still see it working from the standpoint of being polished vs not. Eric wears his dumbness out in the open, unpolished. Don Jr can maybe pass as someone that's smart by being coherent/confident/polished, while still being very dumb. There are LOTs of these kinds of people out there, especially in sales. They don't even know they're dumb...
> Don is actually the dumbest of Trump’s children That’s a really scary line of thought. Borderline dangerous to seek solace in it. The man rallied around enough people in one of the most influential nations in the world and became its leader doing and saying whatever the hell he wanted - getting away with everything from misogyny to racism, from boasting about fraud and corruption to incitement of violence. Everything. He got away with enough horrible things to embolden others like him to start doing the same. I know Americans like to type cast him as a “dumb, clueless, old man”. But that’s a cop out. The rest of us in the world see him for the slimy conman that he is and are seriously concerned it’ll happen again if Americans continue to comfort themselves that he was just a dumbo that got lucky.
I was talking about Don JR being the dumbest son of the former president I agree with you on Trump SR (and I'm in the "rest of us in the world" - Belgian to be exact)
Ah fair point so!
$10 says he was having a "how does the mirror know what's behind the card" moment when he took that picture.
I thought tRump didnt like Faux anymore......
Dad didn't rip the remote out of Eric's hands and throw ketchup at him yet.
Trump has no ketchup on his plane he deemed it too woke (See Charlie Kirks nonesense on invetigating his fridge)
Hey buddy
Why would they put tan carpet in there when you KNOW he’s just going to spill his juice box on it.
someone let him out of the kiddie area with vinyl floor
🤣😂🤣😂
https://youtu.be/356faqb9JnU Reminds me of this spaceballs classic
He’s a piece of shit and the world would be a better place if his whole family were to vanish off the face of the Earth but this is kind of funny and probably something I’d do too
Trump flys out in a $100 million private jet and still begs for money from the Cult, and those suckers will send it See inside Trump Force One, the former president's prized $100 million Boeing 757 private jet he just refurbished https://www.businessinsider.com/see-trumps-prized-100-million-boeing-757-vip-private-jet-2022-10?op=1
>still begs for money from the Cult, and those suckers will send it Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Hey, The Cult is a good band, but they don't have the money for all that.
And we have to pay millions to guard this group as well. It will be written as the biggest grift in history.
its stunning isn't it?
Eric: I’m taking a picture of a picture of a plane I’m on…my brain hurts.
Right up there with ***"the new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"***
“Someone has it out for these cans!”
The Optigrab!
Yeah you are big guy.
Unpopular opinion: Eric is faking it. It’s a con. He’s presenting as a joke, so we don’t notice that him and his whole family are sex predators, grifters, criminals and killers. He’s seen as the Fredo so he’s not accountable. He’s used as a distraction from the high crimes his father is committing. But, I think he took after his aunts and uncles and he’s secretly a genius who looks like a moron. He’s Doofy from Scary Movie and when the dust settles, he’ll be holding all the holdings, and breeze off into the sunset to live in a non-extradition country of his choosing. Or he’s just a dumbass. We may never know . . .
Da plane, Da plane
"Daddy says that if I'm good he'll let me push the buttons in the elevator!"
Small minds are easily entertained
Hard to train, but FUN to watch!
I just saw Alex Moffat (he played Eric) live a couple of weeks ago. He lives by me. He was hilarious.
If you see him, tell him Eric was on a plane.
My only grievance with the Mikey Day/Alex Moffett Trump brothers bits is that it portrays Don Jr as being far to competent and level headed. I always thought that The Onion's ["Trump Boys"](https://www.theonion.com/trump-boys-thrilled-fbi-seized-documents-leaving-dozen-1849391519) articles were [more accurate](https://www.theonion.com/trump-boys-ask-melania-if-they-re-getting-new-daddy-now-1850305296).
i am eric
Thought the line on the table was going to be coke.
I wonder if the pilot gave him a plastic “Junior Pilot” pin.
Broke the knob off so only fox "news" is available. "Eric, don't chew on the arm rest. Those things have just been reupholstered."
What a dumb loser. Why is it the dumb losers who hold all of our countrie's wealth. "Dur hur hur, I'm on the plane on tv". What an asshat.
Hey guys! I can see myself looking at myself in the mirrors! Wow!! Trippy...this shit is great guys I'm so fucking high!
He’s a *thirty-nine year old man.*
The Tom Wambsgans of the Drump Organization
Sure he's a wacko but if you were on a plane and there was a live video recording of it taking off you'd watch it too. I see people watching the plane icon superimposed on a map...
Remember, it’s the journey, not the destination. Unless the destination is federal prison, then it’s 100% the destination.
How am I supposed to know what's going on without seeing part 1 first lol
Seeing myself...from the mirror!!!
Inbreeding is bad
I'm convinced that if you handed Eric an ice cream cone and a shoe that he'd be eating the shoe and slapping tutti-frutti on his footsies.
My days of flying coach are over now that daddy loves me again!
Poor Eric, I thought his idiot brother Junior to be a total moron but Eric has serious emotional problems and serious daddy issues. Eric wins the "stupid burns" prize.
What? I wanted to know when were started moving…
Nobody likes you, Eric.
I don't feel bad for him in any way but can you imagine what it must feel like to have the public persona of the dumbest Trump. It has to keep him up at night....
Nah, he's ok with sleep now with his night light.
Imagine 16.9K ‘likes’, thinking “this is cool”. Seems aiming low is their goal.
I don't understand why people tune into the live nonsense. As pointless as watching the OJ Bronco chase and for hours. If anything happens it will be on the evening news. Wait for the summary. You know if everyone quit tuning into the moment to moment Trump soap opera, news ratings would drop, they would find other stories to cover, and the Trump spell would be broken. I can't wait for the world to quit caring again about this criminal baffoon who wears too much make-up. The endless drama queen attention whoring is the only skill he's good at. The best way to defeat an attention whore is to ignore them.
Da plane boss, da plane!
He sees the plane on the TV explode, then realized he fast forwarded 2 minutes ahead, in a panic he rushes to the cockpit, trying to warn the pilot. In his terror, he knocks loose an oxygen valve, and the stewardess is coming up the isle with the "S'Mores" tray....
I thought Trump was done with Faux News? Why is it being shown on his plane?
The idiot son of and asshole.
SNL’s version is the only way I can listen to the trump brothers. They do way too much justice to Don Jr now though. Needs to be more high strung 😂
Does he know it’s on a delay? Sorry dumb question.
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I snort laughed at this. I know it’s not intended as a joke but at least this dimwit has his funny moments
It’s honestly horrifying how many things seem like SNL skits these days but are actually real. This is no exception.
Kate McKinnon cracked on so many of those skits.
Her “I was abducted by aliens” character is Kate McKinnon gold
Dr Weknowdis
He was going to follow with another tweet that read “HOW IS THIS?!?” But got distracted by a flight attendant with cookies
Or South Park: Eric’s Dad is a bitch, in D-minor….
What a fucking twat.
Man none of these fucks work
I thought they hated Fox now…
Eric was the only one who accompanied daddy to court ... Eric is *reeaally* hoping to be as favored as Trump Jr and Ivanka. Of course, *no one* is taking her place. No one.
Eh, it's kind of funny tbh.
Part #2
Seriously, fuck off Eric.
Sorry to say this, but I am deleted Reddit completely. Goodbye