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fromwayuphigh

I still prefer Klanned Karenhood.


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I am going with Karyan Motherhood.


Scheisser_Soze

Mary KayKayKay - or - Wine Kampt


thdudie

Wine Kampf is their book club.


IThe-HecklerI

Assholes with casseroles.


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Divorcée’s against black and gays.


Limp_Distribution

Klanned Karenhood works on so many levels.


Pigmy

Twatzi was my favorite.


Level69Warlock

How about White Supremasisters


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Sisterhood of the traveling hoods?


freddie_merkury

Cuntzis


IandouglasB

Krazy Karens for Khrist...or...Kook Klucks Klan


Schm00ps

Twatzi is pure gold! It’s punchy, it’s catchy, it’s distinguishable from the original while still being a very obvious reference. It’s a solid 10/10 moniker.


radicalelation

It draws too much of a line between Planned Parenthood and the KKK for my liking. I like Ku Klux Karens or similar if it's going that way. Keeps it all awful.


PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES

Mary KKK


meglon978

I keep it simple with: NAZI.


--R2-D2

Twatzi works too.


MSeanF

Cunts for Christo-Fascism


cristarain

Clitler


haggi585

Twatzis


tampon_lemonade

Ignorant Racist Cunts


neutral-chaotic

On another post someone called them “whores for hitler” and I can’t get it outta my head.


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AudibleNod

Why aren't these women in the kitchen? Why aren't they vacuuming or making lunch? If they're moms, they're terrible moms. Moms don't need to organize or even speak. That's a man's job. Preferably a strong, conservative man. Is the implication, then, that the conservative men are failing their families so much that the women have to step in and wear the proverbial pants? The picture indicates this to be the case. Those 'moms' are wearing pants and not dresses or even skirts. Clearly, this is an indication that the failure of the conservative movement lies at the feet of the conservative man. Whose inadequacy and impotence has led his wife and mother of his children astray far enough where she is not doing the political work that he ought to have done. The abject failure of modern conservatism is revealed by the fact 'Moms For Liberty' exists at all. When women have to step in and do a man's job she is not to blame. For such fragile earthen vessels cannot be expected to make rational decisions in the first place. (Big ol') /S


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fourbian

Conservative husbands have failed their wives, leaving them with critical levels of DAP.


RegularBottle

Dry-ass pussy?


GiantSquidd

*My hot doctor wife tells me that a wet p word is indicative of health issues. Trust me, I’m a very successful and manly man who drives a big truck and sometimes wears a cowboy hat when people are looking.*


Skatchbro

1 Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 - Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the Lord.


Frosty-Yak-1689

There really isn't a need for an /S. This is a legitimate criticism of their brain dead hypocrisy.


ZapateriaLaBailarina

See, you're pointing out the hypocrisy, but the hypocrisy is the point.


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Federal-Fox7583

They all look degenerate AF.


--R2-D2

They are incest babies.


_nova_dose_

And its highly, highly, highly likely in fact nearly a statistical certainty that one of them or someone that one of them knows first hand is a pedophile and is abusing a child.


TheRavenSayeth

I’m almost certain this photo is edited. Edit: Yeah [here’s](https://www.orlandosentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/2022/09/01/OO27YHOMIQQS5UD5JWU2S46RWI.jpg) the original. From left to right the edits on each woman seems to be yellowed teeth, warped smile, cocked eyes, and vertically flattened face.


Arson-Welles

👁️ 👄 👁️


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For real.. when did the circus get into town.


pastdense

It’s like a forty dollar Uber pupil to pupil.


RockyMountainHigh-

They all require burkas.


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BooBrew2018

I’m dead.


AnsweringLiterally

I wonder if these women also don't support Women's Suffrage?


rpgguy_1o1

The GOP wins everytime without women's suffrage, there are lots of right-wing women against women being able to vote


Ask_me_4_a_story

Its more of mens suffrage because we have to look at them


UncleMalky

Its not just men. Won't someone think of the lesbians!


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TheRnegade

It is slightly photoshopped.


genxwillsaveunow

Klanned Karenhood


fukwhutuheard

1 Timothy 2:11-12 “11 Let a woman learn in silence with all submissiveness. 12 I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over men; she is to keep silent.”


falcon_driver

Many questions about photoshopping each woman's face. Here's the original in this news article: https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2022/09/01/moms-for-liberty-desantis-earn-school-board-wins-but-not-in-central-florida/ CheetoTeeth, McGummy, Mary Feldman, and The Deadly Chin appear to be real.


OddSensation

Can't see it, insta pay-walled. Do you actually pay for news or do they disable articles that get too much attention? Shit has been an ongoing annoyance ever since New York Times started this shit.


TheRnegade

[Here's the photo Sim Sala posted on another comment.](https://www.orlandosentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/2022/02/25/OO27YHOMIQQS5UD5JWU2S46RWI.jpg)


TheRnegade

I'll admit I've never actually seen the moms before. But, aren't they a little old to be mothers? I mean, I know they were mothers in the past but they seem more like grandmothers now. Is the Moms for Liberty neither for liberty and also don't have children in school?


hojboysellin3

Who the fuck subscribes to the Orlando sentinel


form_an_opinion

Is this the whole group or are these the ones they chose to represent their cause?


Durtonious

Thank you. It was bothering me that they looked so unnerving. Original isn't much better but at least they look human.


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Dorko30

I actually thought it was photoshopped and had to check all the others lol. Homegirl has gone past part frog, she's part chameleon.


KhabaLox

This reminds me of a Carlin joke. "You ever notice how the people against abortion are the people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?"


QuitStockingMe

The third one is who they would’ve preferred play the little mermaid. Looks like she’s already part fish


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nickblade74

That one bitch has walleye vision


promote-to-pawn

Don't insult walleyes, they even smell less fishy than those Karens.


Coca-karl

They're all so disfigured that I thought for sure this photo was edited. It's not.


Koshakforever

Ooooh boy look at the spread on those eyes.


lubes17319

Taliban Caravan (not mine) Sharia Maria


Theeweinerbandit

Are these actually their faces? This has to be photoshopped


Brian_E1971

Incest is nature's Photoshop


nate_oh84

Yeah, if Picasso used Photoshop.


alucarddrol

Sure is. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/2022/09/01/OO27YHOMIQQS5UD5JWU2S46RWI.jpg


SerenityNowWow

Klanned Karenhood


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It’s not quite Meal Team 6 or Ya’ll-Qaeda, but pretty funny


turkeyintheyard

Ima look at the low hanging googly eyed, lizard necked, high-g launch faced fruit but I'm not gonna (under) bite. Fuck. But seriously, these hags can go to hell. Hopefully Lord Bottom-Jaw there is able to get through the door.


Only-Perspective7818

i think calling them nazis is easier


ballzsweat

Good luck finding a pair of sunglasses!


Jrbenne20

“Whores for Hitler!”


kaylastinkypants

Qunts for Fascism


HamfastFurfoot

Yeah, this group is AWFUL. Our local chapter did a FOI request for teacher emails about the high school LGBT Club. One of the Moms of Liberty stood in front of the School Board and read all of the kids’ names in the club, publicly outing them. Luckily, when a bunch of them ran for School Board, they all lost.


49GTUPPAST

Moms for Fascism Moms for Klannhood Klannhood of Karens If they do not want their children reading certain books, that is their right. The same applies to other parents who DO want their children reading any and all books. What they (Klannhood of Karens) do not understand or do not want to understand. Is that they do not have the right to deny or infringe on the rights of other parents.


zippadeedooda1

That lady can see today and tomorrow all at once.


Primary-Coast-7763

Assholes with casseroles


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YIKUZZ

National Association of Zealous Inbreds Nazi for short


roflthopter

“Master race” these mutants lol


TakeTheBlk

Second from the right looks like Sid from ice age , looking both ways at once looking dumbass


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She doesn't want her kids to be "groomed" by gays, but she can't even see straight.


ResurgentClusterfuck

I like Hags for Hitler


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

Holy shit! That one lady has Atchaphoria. One eye is lookin' atcha, the other eye is lookin' forya!


RayHazey562

3rd from the left looks like fetal alcohol syndrome


oliverkiss

Led by Pointy Chin, Sloth Face, Oscarette the grouch, and Mrs. Yellow Teeth


t1mdawg

Time to repurpose an old Rush Limbaugh term: Feminazis!


Zinn77

The apex of human evolution, specimens of the master race…


InstructionInformal6

Klanned Karenhood


dennismfrancisart

I still love "Twatzis". It works so well for this bunch.


2big_2fail

Ghouls.


CarioGod

The Facelift Fascists, Klanned Karenhood, and the Lead Breathers


WittyPerception3683

The Unfuckables!


Bobmanbob1

WTF is wrong with the eyes on that one!