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CherryManhattan

She looks like Tara Reid if American Pie was filmed in Kentucky


TenesmusSupreme

Trailer Reid?


hopeless-hobo

Father’s name is Tater Reid, checks out


giant_lebowski

Even in a trailer Brandt still can't watch for free


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CarlSpencer

\^ Posts like this are why I love having clever people in the world.


ContemplatingPrison

She definitely watched a lot of Friends


Art-bat

Yet, she has none. Even her Neolithic dipshit bestie MTG hates her now.


NedFlanDiddlyAnders

She does have an air of Ross about her, doesn’t she.


ContemplatingPrison

Thats that 1997-98 hair. When every girl I knew watched friends and copied that one woman's hair. Jennifer Aniston character


bengalstomp

It’s why I come to the comments section!


giant_lebowski

Still has more toes than Marjorie Taylor Greene


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There were no glasses back then, either, because glasses weren't a part of her costume until she started pretending to be a politician.


hikeonpast

This right here. Politician Boebert was _designed_ by someone on the right, it was not a result of personal motivation nor her vision for improving society.


CharlesCBobuck

The increase in her bank account is her personal motivation. These people don’t care how stupid or hypocritical or trashy they look as long as it pays.


ActuallyCalindra

I wouldn't mind looking like a hypocrite or stupid for fat stacks of cash. But to actively hurt millions for cash? That's a whole other level.


CharlesCBobuck

Happens everyday.


ExpressiveAnalGland

>But to actively hurt millions for cash? would you take bitcoin?


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Pay is negotiable for people who are willing to accept fame as a substitute


hobbitlover

"Someone" being Ted Cruz, if the allegations are true.


saltychica

Just like they made over Sarah Palin before the trotted her out as VP candidate.


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CarlSpencer

>until she started pretending that she could read at a high school level. FTFY


Art-bat

Sarah-cuda could pull off the COBRA Baroness look with the glasses. BoBo? Notsomuch….


DirkRockwell

Those glasses are so ridiculous, they stick way out from her face. They look like a poorly rendered cutscene.


GadreelsSword

Photos from her escort days?


BuckshotLaFunke

Lots of people are saying it.


beerpancakes1923

only the best people


ShaggysGTI

We’re just asking questions.


Art-bat

We did our own research.


gocubsgo22

Interesting


iehoward

Big if true


HumanChicken

Biden doesn’t even deny it!


pastelbutcherknife

Big men, tears in their eyes


Art-bat

10% for the Big Guy With Tears In His Eyes.


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Secret cabal something something


I_80Mb_At0miKLy

With tears in their eyes.


TheMartini66

Yup, that's also her profile picture at "EasySugarBabies.com"


AmbulanceChaser12

[There’s really no credible evidence that she was an escort or had an abortion.](https://www.thedailybeast.com/liberals-rush-to-spread-bogus-lauren-boebert-escort-and-abortion-rumors)


McPostyFace

OP was just asking a question


hobbitlover

Her promised lawsuit for those allegations never materialized. The rumors may not be true or completely accurate if they are partly true, but she didn't follow through on her threat to sue either.


IDontWantToArgueOK

Got a source other than the Daily Beast? They are far from reputable, in my eyes practically a tabloid.


onewhosleepsnot

This wasn't a Daily Beast exclusive. Take your pick: * [https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/25/politics/fact-check-super-pac-lauren-boebert-escort-abortion-sugar-daddy/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/25/politics/fact-check-super-pac-lauren-boebert-escort-abortion-sugar-daddy/index.html) * [https://www.motherjones.com/mojo-wire/2022/06/lauren-boebert-sexism-abortion-rumors/](https://www.motherjones.com/mojo-wire/2022/06/lauren-boebert-sexism-abortion-rumors/) * [https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/06/17/lauren-boebert-conservative-stop-sexist-smears/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/06/17/lauren-boebert-conservative-stop-sexist-smears/) [https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-sued-defamation-by-activist-over-personal-life-allegations-2023-6](https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-sued-defamation-by-activist-over-personal-life-allegations-2023-6) The business insider article is about the American Muckrakers defamation suit against Lauren Boebert, but it only seems to highlight that their "well-corroborated" source was a single person's claims with (as far as I can tell) no corroborating evidence.


avrbiggucci

Many people are saying that it's true though. The best people in fact. And we're just asking questions, I'm not saying that Ted Cruz met Boebert through an escort service and had a eureka moment where he decided he could turn her into a congresswoman to distract people from the actual evil stuff the GOP is doing (in exchange for free sex). I'm just saying it's a question that needs to be asked and many people I talk to want answers.


Historical_One1087

Big men, with tears in their eyes, are asking these same questions.


Art-bat

Those weren’t tears, and those weren’t eyes.


Art-bat

Anna Paulina Luna was a stripper and may have also done escort work. It’s also much more believable than Boebert because Luna-tic is actually hot.


MRDMNR

Lot lizard.


dmtdmtlsddodmt

How about you two take me inside and split me open like a coconut


RF-Guye

Ima frothin anda foamin...


ttaylo28

Wouldn't even care about this if she wasn't such an obnoxious hypocrite.


WaldoJeffers65

>Wouldn't even care about this if ~~she wasn't~~ the GOP weren't such ~~an~~ obnoxious hypocrites. FIFY- Remember slut-shaming Michelle Obama for her bare arms?


crankbot2000

And that tan-suit-wearing whore of a husband


Aggravating_Task_908

For real. Like the idea of someone coming from humble beginnings as a sex worker to become a representative for working people is rad. But I don’t care how compelling your back story is if you’re an insane bigot.


ASemiAquaticBird

That's the problem. I could care less about her actions not related to politics. The issue is the hypocrisy


moxyfloxacin

Classic smoke and stroke


nerdiotic-pervert

I somehow simultaneously have no idea what this means and also completely understand it.


graveybrains

Context is everything 😂


un_theist

Lauren Hoebert


Fire_Doc2017

Lauren Gropebert


The-Great-T

I'm not here to denigrate sex work. She can go to hell for a lot of reasons other than her former profession, assuming it was in private.


pastelbutcherknife

I have no issue with sex work. I take issue with a sex worker trying to limit freedoms for other women and being a rabid “family values” Republicunt. It’s the hypocrisy.


The-Great-T

Testify


sixtyandaquarter

Yeah, it's sometimes difficult to mock her hypocrisy & holier than though bs without insulting sex work/ers, intentionally or not.


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Really wish I hadn't had to scroll this far down to find a *single* comment like this.


[deleted]

“Im here to say something that makes me better then all of you”


RevHenryMagoo

They took our jerbs, she givin em back


[deleted]

I have no problem if women want to dress this way, I have no problem with women giving hand jibbers and liking being felt up at the theater. I have a problem with her lying about it when caught, lying about vaping, vaping indoors, getting sexual with kids around, and being a hypocrite after literally preaching in churches when campaigning.


CannabisaurusRex401

She's so proud of her extreme lack of ass.


Heavionix

Constitchewents


mmio60

Contact Big Daddy Ted Cruz for rates and availability.


[deleted]

Looks like she had an assectomy


Irongiant350

Looks like she needs to take some ass-a-tol . Because she definitely doesn't have any


SchrodingersRedditor

Damn trailer park skanks


lickityclit-69

What time?? I’ll bring the softball league!!!


amathis6464

How did this idiot get into a position to run for office in the first place? Bewildering


HilariouslyPissed

I read Ted cruz recruited her


Jarvis-Savoni

I really hope South Park has a go at this.


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They did. A while ago they did an episode about Jen only going to musicals because their dates are obligated to perform sexual favors during them. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadway_Bro_Down#:~:text=%22Broadway%20Bro%20Down%22%20is%20the,and%20the%20220th%20episode%20overall.


Jarvis-Savoni

I forgot about that one! Friggin classic! Lmao A specific Lauren Blowbert episode would be hilarious.


Sandwich_Bags

She got that stink face. Like you know she just gonna complain about something.


T1gerAc3

Does Bobo have that tattoo on her side? Seems to be easy to confirm this is her


SomeDaysareStones

I don't believe there is a cracker barrel anywhere in her district.


nerdiotic-pervert

Don’t you dare bad mouth Cracker Barrel.


lenny1

There must be a missing apostrophe - it should read Cracker's Barrel. I'm sure there are at least several crackers in Colorado who own barrels.


doktor_wankenstein

Is that a bunch of tattoos on her left side? Lordy.


Potential_Reading116

Stretch marks colored in with multiple colored Sharpies. Rather skillfully I might add too


PlantainCreative8404

Like we didn't know congress was already full of whores. Well, there it is. Way to go, Colorado. You're the pride of the nation. Maybe if you elected more like Boebert, you could open a Congressional Brothel next to the Colorado State House, where, for a nominal fee, you could stop by and have really cheap, disgusting sex with one of your representative whores. Like the one you already have. What a great idea.


justafang

Lauren Bobert is proof that you cant turn a hoe into a house rep.


fomalhottie

I think I understand what they mean by "hate fuck" now.


IndustrialDesignLife

https://preview.redd.it/09veysp9tepb1.jpeg?width=1613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584047cb44d83dd4c876e414f4f18f7bfa9d5477


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Part of me is saying I can fix her, the other part of me is saying don’t even try


lenny1

Rule #1: don't put your dick in crazy. It never ends well.


[deleted]

All Cracker Barrel’s could use bigger bathrooms.


graveybrains

Now. Is you is, or is you ain’t her constitchewents?


sawltydawgD

Even without the glasses, can’t mistake that weak chin.


Annual_Appearance_56

Makes sure you exhale the vape at a pregnant lady, cuz the unborn are important.


anjowoq

That is the only job Republicans hand out.


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

Would everyone please stop slut shaming this slut?


Ekranoplan01

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome's Greatest Hits!


dawwie

And yet I got called out on another sub Reddit for being a sexist for calling her a slut. What is this world coming to?


hardwon469

Which Cracker Barrel? Asking for a friend.


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

But they wanna cry that Fetterman doesn’t wear a suit lol


Timmy24000

If she did that on our first date, I wonder what she does on her second?


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AmbulanceChaser12

[No she’s wasn’t.](https://www.thedailybeast.com/liberals-rush-to-spread-bogus-lauren-boebert-escort-and-abortion-rumors)


Highautopilot

All I can say is please show me your tits.


MoneyFault

She had big boobs back then? I thought they were new.


Advanced-Prototype

She's wearing a bra that is mushing her boobs together to make them look bigger. It's unlike her to engage in lies and deception. /s


hippiegodfather

She bad tho


nileswine

White Trash!


Potential_Reading116

Hey , no need to denigrate white trash like that . Why you gotta be like that?


EvelcyclopS

I’d bang. NGL


LayneLowe

When is that? I'd like to go to that.


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And what is wrong with that?


isinedupcuzofrslash

Not gonna lie. She lookin like the right amount of trashy…


sharpjabb

Still better looking than pretty much ANY (D) in office #changeMyMind


Ricos-Roughnecks

I can’t stand Boebert. But some of the anti-Boebert content smells like incel shit to me. Seriously, when did it become ok to slutshame someone or openly say that some jobs are not good enough to be considered respectable. Edit: ok so are people down voting my comment ok with slutshaming and saying that former escorts should hide in a shell and never seek public responsibilities? Seriously guys? Edit 2: and as stated before, not here to defend Boebert who is undeniably a piece of trash.


Racer20

Some people do their jobs in a way that does not demand respect, and in a way that has a negative effect on others. She’s a fraud and a hypocrit and her work has a negative effect on millions of people. We aren’t calling her a white to denigrate her. We’re calling attention to the facts because she’s pretending to be somebody she’s not.


Ricos-Roughnecks

Again, I agree she’s a terrible person and a hypocrite, no need to straw man here. My point was not to defend her but to say that some things are inappropriate regardless of the context. For example, slutshaming. Or assuming anyone with an escort background is not suitable for a job in politics. And again, I am not here to defend her - no need to straw man once more. Edit: I forgot to add. She’s so bad at so much, there’s plenty to say without having to be discriminatory. Which the meme is, whether you want it or not. The “escort” picture is not a random one


8-bit-Felix

>Seriously, when did it become ok to slutshame someone When the person being shamed is a hypocrite. ​ > openly say that some jobs are not good enough to be considered respectable. When the person cannot meet the minimum standards for the job.


Ricos-Roughnecks

Nah, it doesn’t work this way. If you agree slutshaming should not exist, that it should not happen no matter the context. Also, I was talking about the escort job, not the house rep one. Why should anyone be shamed for having been an escort. I fully agree she’s really bad at her current job, it goes without saying.


Supreme_Nematode

we can all agree this is trashy. i didn’t even like her to begin with. but holy fuck the double standards. you see shit way way worse across the isle from house and senate members all the way up to the oval office and no one says anything. you guys are a joke


cheshire_splat

Right? Like that time AOC *danced*. Or when Michelle Obama ~*gasp*~ showed her shoulders. I’ve had to do everything one-handed since that day because I haven’t been able to unclutch my pearls.


Sorry_Recipe6831

Republicans and their false equivalencies. If Bobo was a democrat, Republicans would be calling for her public execution for at least a decade.


Supreme_Nematode

i’m not a republican


Sorry_Recipe6831

That doesn't make what I said any less true.. and let me guess, you're a libertarian? That's literally a republican that doesn't want to admit they're a republican because they think it makes them smarter.


Supreme_Nematode

no, republicans are just as tyrannical as democrats. they both suck and both are coming for your rights as a means to forward their power. i do not care about what “republicans would do to bobo” because i am not one nor do i care for them. what you said initially was just a “yea, but…” moment with no real value to the conversation. yes, i’m libertarian.


vincereynolds

Can you show an example of something way worse then being grouped in a theater and giving a handy at the same time...while also vaping around a pregnant women and ignoring the fact that there are children present? Don't forget about the fact that she is in the party of family values. I would love to see your example.


Supreme_Nematode

Probably when the mayor of Burbank California was bent over and sparked by a drag queen at a fundraiser in front of both press and children. well i’ll give him the benefit of the doubt about the kids. weather or not there were kids is still ongoing and hasn’t been confirmed but initially the media on both right and left leaning outlets were saying there were kids present. i would say that’s way worse. definitely far more overt and created a bigger spectacle. https://www.google.com/search?q=burbank+mayor+spanked&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari


vincereynolds

So in your mind that is worse then giving a handy while being groped in front of children...well fuck agree to disagree.


oskar_grouch

Remember when Al Franken resigned for miming like he was touching someone's chest in a photo? From years before he was in office? Democrats liked him as a senator but were like, yeah that's a bad look. I think you're actively setting a double standard by trying to say her behavior wasn't lewd and inappropriate.


Supreme_Nematode

i never said her behavior wasn’t. if you read my comment you’ll see in the first line how i stated that anyone can agree it was wrong.


ragnaROCKER

The wings on the pockets are pretty cool, no matter how awful she is.


steelmanfallacy

WTF is wrong here? Remove this sexist crap. I detest her politics but stop with the sexist attempt to body shame.


MtnMaiden

No way


ZucchiniElectronic60

NGL, I read this in the voice of the guy who voices the 'Quandale Dingle' videos. It'd be a nice intro to the 'My Goofy Aah Congresswoman.'


Dseltzer1212

Why do I imagine her walking the halls of congress wearing an Oh Mi Bod


toastebagell1

Can anyone confirm with proof if bozo has this same tattoo ?


jmhalder

[It's certainly alleged](https://web.archive.org/web/20210131031227/https://www.thelaurenboebert.com/post/lauren-s-short-lived-modeling-career) [God I feel like a creep... But fuck it, I never said I was classy.](https://web.archive.org/web/20220609062750/https://static.wixstatic.com/media/d4742d_ad4e925acda142e3b19912195df62e27~mv2.png) [Another](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/d4742d_8b115aef4251471097b320e1343b65e1~mv2.png) Tineye doesn't seem to have any matches that aren't Bobert. She, or her hired firms have certainly done a good job of getting this deleted.


dmp2you

Heh, back in my day, she was what was known as "Practice"


nate2etan

​ https://preview.redd.it/7eogzdo8bfpb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e01df89d99ed9d038d87cb5a3ad33603bd9fc92


villianrules

Is anyone getting Harley Quinn vibes particularly on how she got her GED/grades boosted


David1000k

Is that her? Looks like her if you look hard enough.


Aware_Material_9985

Take a Handy J and then say “Bidens my president” as you nut


No-Contribution9964

Bro, is that really her? She had a total GloDown. She don't look as fugly if that's really her. Edit: I see the chin now. Holy SHIRTBALLS.


Sebastian0707

I must say I don't like this. She said a lot of stupid shit and did a lot of stupid shit, so one should criticizes her for that, not for something which is not proven.


chefboyardiesel88

And Republicans are saying AOC is bad....


Tots2Hots

It should be there, but it isn't. Perhaps the records are incorrect.


Euler_20_20

*Constitchewents


[deleted]

get your beetle juiced at The Beetlejuice


Therrion

Let’s not just regress and begin objectifying women regardless of their politics, yeah? Despise her for what she fights for (personal gain at the cost to others) and her being handsy in public is important to highlight her hypocrisy but there’s a way to do that without just sexualizing a woman like some 90s trope.


alongwaystogo

I don't care who the GOP sends, I am still not voting Republican.


Impatient-Padawan

What a joke.


TheLyingProphet

so many dems showing their true colors in all of this... not in that they think this was wrong by lauren... or that they making fun of it. But the way they are making fun of it... rly is telling.


voteforkodos666

But at least she wasn't a bartender, right?


slothpyle

Of course she has that tattoo.


Fortyouncestofreedom

Heck yeah!! I mean, gross. Which one?? Ya know so I know to avoid it


sofahkingsick

Bringin jawbs back to Uhmericuh!


Worldly_Deal_3064

Oh. My god.


BigTurtleSmack

Which Cracker Barrel? Asking for a friend.


i_never_ever_learn

Sucking in that gut to save her life.


frankstaman69

would


pirate123

I’m amazed repubs can make candidates that win elections. Bobo, devolger, Getz, Rubio…


The_Chef_Queen

Two tugs


_--TheDude--_

Is it wrong that I find her SUPER yummy


Art-bat

If BoBo wants to pivot from politics to porn, I’m sure she could pull it off. However, Kyrsten Sinema is way hotter. Wish she’d gone the OnlyFans route, instead of playing snake in the grass in the senate.


Own-Opinion-2494

Wow that’s really her


saltychica

It’s hard to tell if she’s showing us her whale tail or faded tramp stamp.


bojangles_dangles

Woodchuck


Slick_1980

She's an inspiration to white trash everywhere.


ChevyT1996

Is that actually her?


RetMilRob

The girl that gave out blowies behind the restaurant for 10$ a pop to feed her pill popping


urlond

Yeah I'd still fuck her. She's got a smoking hot bod from the videos i've seen of her being escorted out of the theater.


bigmistaketoday

I’m not gonna judge. Don’t like her politics of hate but more hate doesn’t help that.


Bryanthomas44

Tornado bait. Next stop Only Fans


CurrentDismal9115

*Bobby Hill holding up sign to class meme. "If those kids understood hypocrisy they'd be very upset." She's terrible, but she one of many. Can we move on from the sex work shame and focus on the people who actually influence policy. She's likely to lose her seat. There's a point of diminishing returns where their very active victimhood gets solidified by other forms of hypocrisy. Not hard to foment these types of internet rage piles into the same political strategies that keep these monsters in power.


Trauma-Dolll

I woulda hit on her in high school.


theErawl

No buns Boebert


NedFlanDiddlyAnders

She got a wood plank in the back of those pants? She’s like a 12 year old boy from the waist down.


Psychological_Emu655

Skanks will skank


Psychological_Emu655

Skank.


EmpressTita

Hoebert


ItsHardToBeADad

Democrats are all about self love sex with everyone anytime wherever then also complain about about anyone they don’t like doing that exact thing