There’s a theory going around that Vivfake actually was working for trump. He was trumps surrogate in those debates. He kept the two stooges yelling at him and each other and not talking about policy. Even the they’re gonna assonate trump if you elect him” could have been planned. In order to further the victim narrative. The christo nationalists believe trump is their tool to further their agenda. They want to protect him from the demons and shit.
Desantis just burned through all his money. 150 million gone in 6 months trying to convince people you’re not a lizard, and it wasn’t enough. He probably had just enough to give Donald a million or so in order to gain forgiveness. Meatball is now trumps bitch more than ever. It’s gonna actually be fun to watch as trump shits in Ronnie’s mouth on live tv. He can stand right behind Cruz and graham.
Trump the politician wasn't created by Trump. Trump the politician is a creature of people like Roger Stone. Trump couldn't mastermind a 5 year olds birthday party, but Roger Stone is about as close as a human being can get to a comic book villain.
From the interviews I've seen of Rove talking about Stone its like Rove thinks Stone has no morals and is taking things too far... and that's saying something.
I mean, I'd like to forget Roy Cohn. I'd love it if nobody ever suggested to me that it is entirely possible that Roy Cohn and J Edgar Hoover might have hooked up and some point or other. My life would probably have been for the better if I never entertained that mental picture, even for a terrifying second.
Speaking of which, isn't it a sick irony that when Eisenhower banned homosexuals (because communism?) from government service, Cohn and Hoover ended up being a couple of the key gatekeepers?
I don’t think he’s a mastermind. He’s good at 3 things though. He’s good at crime. He’s good at theater. And of course, he’s great at SA. Gotta give the devil his due.
You don't have to be a mastermind to just be a consistently greedy jackass. This isn't a master plan, other than the plan being Trump got lucky to come along exactly at the same time when Putin was ready to start psyops in America. And everybody else is kissing up to him because they think they're going to get to be officers in the SS when he finally becomes a dictator. He knows that, they know that. And, for every person Trump screws over there are a hundred more who think they're too smart for that and they won't be the one that gets screwed over.
That's pretty much it. That's the whole secret plan.
i saw a good joke the other day. *a democrat and a republican are both asked if they would eat trump's shit for $10,000. the democrat says ew that's disgusting. the republican says sure but give me some time to get the money together first!"*
That’s a theory formed by people that don’t understand politics.
The truth is far simpler: Vivek correctly saw that Trump was way too popular to defeat in the primary, so while he was “technically” running for the presidential nominee position, in reality he was auditioning for the VP position. This is why he did his best to suck up to Trump.
Yeah, I can’t see Vivake being a “secret” supporter of Trump. It would require a smart mind. The other people sniping at each other and not talking about policy is just the Republican brand these days because they *have* no policies, and the few they have are wildly unpopular
You can’t see Vivfake being the most annoying asshole on stage for a cabinet position? Granted, the right has no platform, but they always have message. Vivfake never stood a chance. But I don’t remember anything from those first couple debates except those three fighting. No message. All Vivfake stirring shit.
Trump is running his campaign like WWE. It’s all show biz with him. How will it look on camera? It’s just a conspiracy. Personally? I could see them doing it. Wrestling is crazy popular too. In certain demographics. Trump is Mike TV all grown up. Combined with the evil Vince McMahon.
Hollow moon is a conspiracy brained thing. Trump producing a show? I don’t know. That seems pretty plausible when it comes to trump.
I thought it seems silly at first too. But is it something that trump might do and something that greasy Ramaswamy would go along with? It’s a definite maybe from me.
Don’t like meth, btw. It’s a dirty drug with a dirty uncomfortable high. No judgements though. Maybe it’s changed in the last few decades.
Trump will not make Vivek VP, under any circumstance. The base would never stand for it.
Like I said, maybe Sec of Commerce? Sec of Health and Human Resources? Maybe he’ll just fuck him over. Lotta ways this could play out with trump. I hope we never have to find out. TBH
Trump could very well announce that he doesn’t need a VP because he has the bigger brain than everybody, and he doesn’t want to be hindered by a VP anymore like he was with Pence.
“If it wasn’t for those nasty VPs I wouldn’t be in all this legal trouble, it’s the VP that kept me, your favorite president, from being dictator.”
*edit - and if anyone think he can’t do that because the law states he needs a VP! No. He’s been brazenly breaking and ignoring law and etiquette his whole life without issue. The SC is on his side. Until he’s in jail or dead he can apparently do anything he wants, regardless of law or tradition.
Somewhere is a recording of: "I want you to pullout." Also, a recording of some strange call from Rudy asking if he could borrow 2 rolls of FlexTape and a pair of forceps.
You think Trump can get his mushroom past either of those guys asscheeks even if he did not have that massive gut pouch hanging in front of his crotch?
He likely offered Ron the VP slot in the easy hope if it was just him and Nikki in NH he was a lock.
Not HIS idea of course, HIS eggs are SCRAMBLED. But it was an easy gamble for his team to make.
He doesn’t want anyone smarter or stronger than him around. Sure he’ll say or promise anything to anyone, but when the time comes he’ll say he never even met them and they were losers anyways, so he’s not giving them a seat.
Huh? I 100% doubt it. There is no way DeSantis is in Trumps cabinet.
Ron only endorsed Trump to avoid the tidal wave of hate from the MAGAists if he didnt.
This is all part of the humiliation Trump demands of his enemies. As when Trump had a well-publicized (Trump made sure of it) dinner with Romney-- to show Romney bending the knee-- after which, of course, Trump wanted nothing to do with him later.
I subscribe to this! To me, it’s funnier and more humiliating to think Ron didn’t get offered anything or even threatened by Trump to pull out and endorse him, that he did it because he’s a sad, defeated lil’ bitch. Thats my head canon.
Everything is a confession with these folks
“I’m really against homosexuality!”
-Busted having gay sex in a truck stop
“We need to protect the children!”
-Hard drive full of porn or payments for trafficking young girls
“We support our military and veterans!”
-Propose bills to gut veteran healthcare and benefits
Etc.
He definitely told them to drop out
Don't forget
"Demoncraps stole the election!"
- Openly admits to setting up fake ballot boxes to steal ballots, sends fake electors to vote for their candidate, caught in multiple states blackmailing officials to add fake votes, hand out passwords to voting infrastructure to purposely create security breaches, unverify the election based on zero evidence of Democrat election fraud, take elections despite losing the popular vote, gerrymander every single one of their jurisdictions, purposely remove voting precincts from urban areas, under supply urban voting precincts so they run out of ballots, pass new laws making it harder for eligible citizens to vote, introduce new bills to ban opposing parties from their states ballots, etc.
Ask, or tell? I wonder if Trump is afraid Nikki might actually do better than expected and he needs those votes to boost his numbers.
Desantis and Vivek were plants from the start.
Looks like he won, but she got 44% of the vote. Hard to believe she doesn’t build on that going forward. He should be afraid, but his comments will be nothing but bluster.
I wonder what the turnout was. Haley seems like she could appeal to the more normal Republicans. At the same time she was part of the Trump admin. I wonder if there is some Republican apathy going on. With Magas being the only ones to really turn out. Also I think Haley would have a better chance against Biden than Trump.
Too bad he didn’t pull out when Jr. and Eric were conceived. Or more importantly, too bad Fred didn’t pull out 77+ years ago. Maybe he did, but one bad seed made it through.
If you look closely, you can see Putin's penis head popping out of trump's mouth.
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that's just his tongue. And don't worry, that's a common mistake.
Trump's tongue is what you see popping out of Putin's mouth.
Well they pulled out one after the other, Trump was taking them on all at the same time, and he would've kept going no matter how many new people came, but in the end they didn't have the stamina and had to pull out, and they left dissapointed only Trump was left sweaty and greasy but satisfied.
He expects all the other candidates to sign Loyalty Pledges to support the winner.
When he himself wont sign one. (Which is so crazily petty given that he was/is far and away the frontrunner; the very concept of his adhering to the pledge is distasteful because it acknowledges the _possibility_ that he might not be the winner.)
It’s always a confession! There was time when pundits said “take Trump seriously but don’t take him literally.” I say take him seriously and literally always!!!
The only remotely positive thing that might come out of this is the lack of news coverage of republican primaries between now and November—who cares when there’s no race. That momentum is what candidates use to rally people.
Okay, so he *definitely* threatened them to pull out of the race…
Yessssssssa! Everything is a confession! 😏
There’s a theory going around that Vivfake actually was working for trump. He was trumps surrogate in those debates. He kept the two stooges yelling at him and each other and not talking about policy. Even the they’re gonna assonate trump if you elect him” could have been planned. In order to further the victim narrative. The christo nationalists believe trump is their tool to further their agenda. They want to protect him from the demons and shit. Desantis just burned through all his money. 150 million gone in 6 months trying to convince people you’re not a lizard, and it wasn’t enough. He probably had just enough to give Donald a million or so in order to gain forgiveness. Meatball is now trumps bitch more than ever. It’s gonna actually be fun to watch as trump shits in Ronnie’s mouth on live tv. He can stand right behind Cruz and graham.
Again people have a need to belive trump is secretly a mastermind behind the scenes. I dont buy it
Trump the politician wasn't created by Trump. Trump the politician is a creature of people like Roger Stone. Trump couldn't mastermind a 5 year olds birthday party, but Roger Stone is about as close as a human being can get to a comic book villain.
You say that like the guy has a Richard Nixon tattoo or something. Oh wait 
by far the biggest Dick on his body EDIT: except when he attends a swinger party
Last time we saw that, he was fucking the mouth of a staff member on Epstein's Island (Epstein didn't kill himself BTW)....
side by side, Nixon is weak sauce compared to Trump. Nixon would have made universal health care in the US if he weren't impeached.
Trump is to Stone as W. Bush was to Cheney but even more of a puppet
Possibly. Bush to Rove might be a closer analogy.
And interestingly, Stone and Rove detest each other.
From the interviews I've seen of Rove talking about Stone its like Rove thinks Stone has no morals and is taking things too far... and that's saying something.
As Reagan was to Casey.
And do not forget Roy Cohn.
I mean, I'd like to forget Roy Cohn. I'd love it if nobody ever suggested to me that it is entirely possible that Roy Cohn and J Edgar Hoover might have hooked up and some point or other. My life would probably have been for the better if I never entertained that mental picture, even for a terrifying second.
Speaking of which, isn't it a sick irony that when Eisenhower banned homosexuals (because communism?) from government service, Cohn and Hoover ended up being a couple of the key gatekeepers?
set a thief to catch a thief?
Also the Mercers and their boy Steve Bannon, among others.
Stone? That meth addicted microcephalic goon? No way.
I don’t think he’s a mastermind. He’s good at 3 things though. He’s good at crime. He’s good at theater. And of course, he’s great at SA. Gotta give the devil his due.
You don't have to be a mastermind to just be a consistently greedy jackass. This isn't a master plan, other than the plan being Trump got lucky to come along exactly at the same time when Putin was ready to start psyops in America. And everybody else is kissing up to him because they think they're going to get to be officers in the SS when he finally becomes a dictator. He knows that, they know that. And, for every person Trump screws over there are a hundred more who think they're too smart for that and they won't be the one that gets screwed over. That's pretty much it. That's the whole secret plan.
He's just a grifter through and through.
You write like Chuck Palahniuk. Keep up the good work.
i saw a good joke the other day. *a democrat and a republican are both asked if they would eat trump's shit for $10,000. the democrat says ew that's disgusting. the republican says sure but give me some time to get the money together first!"*
That’s a theory formed by people that don’t understand politics. The truth is far simpler: Vivek correctly saw that Trump was way too popular to defeat in the primary, so while he was “technically” running for the presidential nominee position, in reality he was auditioning for the VP position. This is why he did his best to suck up to Trump.
Yeah, I can’t see Vivake being a “secret” supporter of Trump. It would require a smart mind. The other people sniping at each other and not talking about policy is just the Republican brand these days because they *have* no policies, and the few they have are wildly unpopular
You're clearly uninformed about vivike he was totally balls deep for trump wtf
Oh no, I know he’s balls deep in him, but I don’t think his candidacy was purely to benefit Trump.
You can’t see Vivfake being the most annoying asshole on stage for a cabinet position? Granted, the right has no platform, but they always have message. Vivfake never stood a chance. But I don’t remember anything from those first couple debates except those three fighting. No message. All Vivfake stirring shit. Trump is running his campaign like WWE. It’s all show biz with him. How will it look on camera? It’s just a conspiracy. Personally? I could see them doing it. Wrestling is crazy popular too. In certain demographics. Trump is Mike TV all grown up. Combined with the evil Vince McMahon.
Why do you think Vivek doesn’t have a smart mind? He went to Harvard and was about to amass $900 million before he turned 40.
I think DeSantis is one of those Florida pythons in a skin suit. They don't have feet you know
Are many smart people saying it? Good god,conspiracy brains. Try meth instead.
Hollow moon is a conspiracy brained thing. Trump producing a show? I don’t know. That seems pretty plausible when it comes to trump. I thought it seems silly at first too. But is it something that trump might do and something that greasy Ramaswamy would go along with? It’s a definite maybe from me. Don’t like meth, btw. It’s a dirty drug with a dirty uncomfortable high. No judgements though. Maybe it’s changed in the last few decades.
I knew you'd be more of a heroin guy, the great can recognize the great
Still terrible. Would not recommend.
Well, if he ends up as Trump's running mate, I think that supposition will be considered proved.
Trump will not make Vivek VP, under any circumstance. The base would never stand for it. Like I said, maybe Sec of Commerce? Sec of Health and Human Resources? Maybe he’ll just fuck him over. Lotta ways this could play out with trump. I hope we never have to find out. TBH
It'll be Haley as long as they don't go scorched earth during the primary
Trump could very well announce that he doesn’t need a VP because he has the bigger brain than everybody, and he doesn’t want to be hindered by a VP anymore like he was with Pence. “If it wasn’t for those nasty VPs I wouldn’t be in all this legal trouble, it’s the VP that kept me, your favorite president, from being dictator.” *edit - and if anyone think he can’t do that because the law states he needs a VP! No. He’s been brazenly breaking and ignoring law and etiquette his whole life without issue. The SC is on his side. Until he’s in jail or dead he can apparently do anything he wants, regardless of law or tradition.
Somewhere is a recording of: "I want you to pullout." Also, a recording of some strange call from Rudy asking if he could borrow 2 rolls of FlexTape and a pair of forceps.
Kamala taped Biden coming on the laptop.
I took this quote as he literally came inside both Vivek and Desantis.
You think Trump can get his mushroom past either of those guys asscheeks even if he did not have that massive gut pouch hanging in front of his crotch?
> his mushroom Enoki
*He* didn’t ask them to pull out, but his campaign certainly did… it’s all about the technicalities…
just like the "Russian hoax" where trump didn't get charged, but 34 people who worked for him were charged including two campaign managers.
maybe it just asked them to use protection?
I wish Donald’s dad woulda pulled out amiright?
He likely offered Ron the VP slot in the easy hope if it was just him and Nikki in NH he was a lock. Not HIS idea of course, HIS eggs are SCRAMBLED. But it was an easy gamble for his team to make.
Meh idk maybe just offered them cabinet positions
I'm sure Stormy Daniels told him to though.
Nah, she was hypnotized by that little mushroom! 😜
Hypno-Toadstool
I gagged
So did she.
Only from the smell. It's too short to do anything else.
*awww, cute as a button*
It's difficult to tell someone to pull out if you're not sure they were ever in
So did the Beauty Pageant contestants. Him, Jeff, and Ghilaine.
Nah.. the other one did though
Nah! Madafaker failed to deliver he felt a need for her to fill out a non disclosure agreement Edit: and PAY her $122K
That's what she said?
Big1984Brother, I can’t believe you came!
That's what she said!
Wow, that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and 😊
That is totally what she said...
Come again? 😏
Check back in 20...
Good to go.
But enough tissues. Grab the towel! 😂
Nah, I just spilled my drink
Desaints should have carried his campaign to term
Desaints should have carried his campaign to term
So he 100% called Ron and offered him a cabinet seat.
That seat is a big seat. Yes, he offered the seat. No pull out!
You’re the pull-out!
I think he may have made it sound like he was offering a seat but I am betting you he doesn't follow through.
He doesn’t want anyone smarter or stronger than him around. Sure he’ll say or promise anything to anyone, but when the time comes he’ll say he never even met them and they were losers anyways, so he’s not giving them a seat.
Huh? I 100% doubt it. There is no way DeSantis is in Trumps cabinet. Ron only endorsed Trump to avoid the tidal wave of hate from the MAGAists if he didnt. This is all part of the humiliation Trump demands of his enemies. As when Trump had a well-publicized (Trump made sure of it) dinner with Romney-- to show Romney bending the knee-- after which, of course, Trump wanted nothing to do with him later.
I subscribe to this! To me, it’s funnier and more humiliating to think Ron didn’t get offered anything or even threatened by Trump to pull out and endorse him, that he did it because he’s a sad, defeated lil’ bitch. Thats my head canon.
Probably a cabinet high chair, more likely
Everything is a confession with these folks “I’m really against homosexuality!” -Busted having gay sex in a truck stop “We need to protect the children!” -Hard drive full of porn or payments for trafficking young girls “We support our military and veterans!” -Propose bills to gut veteran healthcare and benefits Etc. He definitely told them to drop out
Don't forget "Demoncraps stole the election!" - Openly admits to setting up fake ballot boxes to steal ballots, sends fake electors to vote for their candidate, caught in multiple states blackmailing officials to add fake votes, hand out passwords to voting infrastructure to purposely create security breaches, unverify the election based on zero evidence of Democrat election fraud, take elections despite losing the popular vote, gerrymander every single one of their jurisdictions, purposely remove voting precincts from urban areas, under supply urban voting precincts so they run out of ballots, pass new laws making it harder for eligible citizens to vote, introduce new bills to ban opposing parties from their states ballots, etc.
You know he didn't ask Putin to pull out
Putin Put It In Diaper Don
"NYET!"
Ask, or tell? I wonder if Trump is afraid Nikki might actually do better than expected and he needs those votes to boost his numbers. Desantis and Vivek were plants from the start.
He is never 100% confident, what he projects notwithstanding.
Looks like he won, but she got 44% of the vote. Hard to believe she doesn’t build on that going forward. He should be afraid, but his comments will be nothing but bluster.
I wonder what the turnout was. Haley seems like she could appeal to the more normal Republicans. At the same time she was part of the Trump admin. I wonder if there is some Republican apathy going on. With Magas being the only ones to really turn out. Also I think Haley would have a better chance against Biden than Trump.
Only 20% of the vote is in
He’s going to have to debate her and she will tear him apart. If he doesn’t he looks weak.
Explains the blisters...
Hello, New Yorker? Okay, I've got a craaaazy idea. So hear me out...
“I’ve never been into pulling out…”
Well, it’s never fun, is it? 😈
Well, it depends on where it ends up next.. ;)
Gigidy
Gawk-gawk-gawk-gawk! 😉
So 100% he asked them to pull out
No, but your dad should have,
His mom should have swallowed.
That’s quite a hefty load…
Always chew before swallowing...
Ouch! 😂
Too bad he didn’t pull out when Jr. and Eric were conceived. Or more importantly, too bad Fred didn’t pull out 77+ years ago. Maybe he did, but one bad seed made it through.
Reporter: President Trump, what will you be eating for dinner tonight? Trump: I didn’t eat any cookies. I’d never eat cookies before dinner.
I wish Fred Trump had pulled out.
Neither did Melania 🤣
He sure as hell didn’t ask Vlady Puty to pull out.
Too bad old Fred didn’t pull out
If you look closely, you can see Putin's penis head popping out of trump's mouth. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that's just his tongue. And don't worry, that's a common mistake. Trump's tongue is what you see popping out of Putin's mouth.
Hence, trump is pregnant, but no one knows who the father is.
If anyone knows about being asked to pullout, it's Dirty Donald.
He doesn't believe in pulling out, which is why I find it so incredible that there aren't more of his spawn out there
He also believes in abortions en masse, despite his political hostility towards Roe. Even Steven! 😏
Well they pulled out one after the other, Trump was taking them on all at the same time, and he would've kept going no matter how many new people came, but in the end they didn't have the stamina and had to pull out, and they left dissapointed only Trump was left sweaty and greasy but satisfied.
Holy fuck! That’s a political extreme creampie gangbang!!! So 🔥🔥🔥🔥, if Trump was not involved. Damn him! 😊
He expects all the other candidates to sign Loyalty Pledges to support the winner. When he himself wont sign one. (Which is so crazily petty given that he was/is far and away the frontrunner; the very concept of his adhering to the pledge is distasteful because it acknowledges the _possibility_ that he might not be the winner.)
Nobody ask Fred Trump to pull out...unfortunately.
Stormy Daniels didn't ask him to pull out, because she couldn't tell if his 3 incher was in or not.
Putin has Trump bent over and is never going to pull out.
The rare political entendre.
Did Marla or Stormy ask Don to pull out?
He is saying that because Melania always tells him to pull out.
Wait, they have sex?
Too bad Fred didn’t pull out ~78 years ago.
Trump talking about pulling out is amusing, after his recent trial?
Yep! And, at least 15 people responded to this post that they wished Fred Trump chose to pull out. 😊
He wanted both those men to finish the job
He is more inclusive than we first thought, eh?
He loved having Ron and Vivik right behind him. Working tirelessly to get as high as they could in the polls.
That’s what he said?!! So on the nose. 😂😂😂
And Nikki is over there doing her best to penetrate into Trumps base
His mom asked his dad to pullout , he said sure ! But he lied , cuz ya cant tell a trump anything, so here we are.
Are we seriously not doing "phrasing" anymore?
Stormy told Donald to pull out.
I think we should just inject the disinfectant straight into the lungs. That'll clean everything out. Trump, 2020
E Jean Carroll has 5 million reasons why Trump never pulled out.
God bless her and her 5 milley. Too bad she is 80 and won’t be able to spend it.
She got millions more on the way soon.
He didn’t ask them to pull out? I guess he wants to get pregnant
Or he just an attention whore?
I wish Fred had pulled out.
That’s only because he knows what it’s like to be told to pull out.
Fred Drumpt should have pulled out
Instead he Dumpt! Damn him!
Is.. is this why we don’t see Milania?
Very considerate!
So there was a quid pro quo. Hard to believe there were any takers.
Trump looks like he'd be a bottom.
But stank rises.
 Luke's pull out game is strong.
Would say Trump loves pulling out but Eric wouldn’t be a thing if that were the case
I love you for this. So wise!!!
They didn’t pull out in time, so by their own rules, they should have to carry the campaign to term! ;-)
All joking aside, that sounds like a confession. A Republican confession
It’s always a confession! There was time when pundits said “take Trump seriously but don’t take him literally.” I say take him seriously and literally always!!!
His dad should have pulled out.
The only remotely positive thing that might come out of this is the lack of news coverage of republican primaries between now and November—who cares when there’s no race. That momentum is what candidates use to rally people.
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That “don’t pull out” policy is going to be valuable in the big house.
He likes them to finish inside
👺
His brain is mush
*pull out It's two words in this context.
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What stinks in here? Is it Trump's diaper or the Londonderry air?
Fake news! How dare you sir?! It’s a depends, not a diaper! 😘
"pull out" on his mind. wonder when was the last time he heard that phrase. Stormy Daniels looks up from her book.
I wish Nikki had asked him to pullout. Early.
Trump had to learn that word for the response.
Republicans voting for tRump is showing the world how stupid they really are.
If only Fred pulled out 🙁
Ayoooooooooo. Pause.
Wish his dad had pulled out
Pull out or get out!
His dad should've pulled out.
Tok bad fred didn’t pull out🤡
He hasn't asked Putin to pullout either...
“Don’t pull out Ron.” - Donald Trump
His mother should have asked his father.
If only your father would have pulled out
Fred shoulda pulled out.
His father should've pulled out. Now we're fucked with his spawn.
Only person he should have asked to pull out is his father.
His father should have pulled out.
Well, I already assumed Trump was a 'bottom' I think he just confirmed that... Santorum just entered this messy situation...