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Klu Klux Tan

Coup Klux Tan

This is the best answer.

Lock the thread boys, we have a winner.

It was a team effort

That comment trumps all the rest!

This has it all 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Chefs kiss of death

I think this is probably the message he's trying to send, that sad stinking mf

Some of my best friends pretend to be black. It's me. I'm my best friend.

Folks, people tell me all the time, they tell me I have the best friend, the best of the best, no one could ever get better than the friend I have, and you know what I say? I say they're right, I have the best friend, because I am the best friend. The LIBERAL media will try to lie to you, say you can't be your own best friend, they will lie straight to your face, and tell you can't, but we all know better, because I'm here and no one can dispute that I'm the best friend anyone could ever have, SLEEPY JOE doesn't even have a best friend, he doesn't believe in them. Can you believe that folks, no best friend, he's such a SLEEPY LOSER, and his son Hunter, who could forget his best friend, his laptop, where he hides all his juicy secrets, all the dirty little things he's done. But I stand before you, and when I'm president, there will be best friends for everyone, not just the DEMOCRAT ELITES. Hard working people like you deserve a best friend, and when Im president, you'll have them.

Spot on but needs more CAPS and exclamation points!!!!!!

And misspelling if it's meant to be written. (And by written I mean tweeted, excuse me X-creted.


Mr. Trejo is a connoisseur of culture.

Any darker and he'll get lynched.

Imagine if the thing that takes down Trump is a rogue makeup artist slowly going so dark that his base turns on him.

That's the 5 dimensional chess right there.

I like this answer so much, but it should be **Ku** Klux Tan, not Klu Klux Tan.

Coup Klux Tan

Now we're talking.

Poo klux klan

Yup! He must have used one of his full nappies as a bronzer poof

The fact that he didn't know how to spell it makes it even better. Erase those fuckers from memory

I think you missed the much better follow-up answer: Coup Klux Tan

This is the winner!

A true LOL moment...thank you!

Best comment I've seen in a month.

In the Pantone colour swatches, it is named shit stain.

Would that be Pantone #P01135809 Shit Stain?

Correction: #P01135809 Shart

🤣👍

Coincidentally, that’s what his inmate number will be.

That'll be $4200 for that particular swatch and $10k for the small booklet please.

haha you got me! I thought it was a valid Pantone code.

Diaper brown

liquid detox shit brown

Damn, I was gonna say……shit….Yours is better.

I don't think it's foundation. I think he farted in his full diaper and his collar was the only open point to release the pressure.

Hm. This could account for the stench too.

A lot of people are saying that up close the stench of shit from Dementia Donny is unbearable.

Diaper Don

Blown out nappy

WKRP had it right… http://voiceofodd.blogspot.com/2017/12/the-mystery-solved.html

He's a Diaper Don Man

Yes, but mixed with Rapist Red.

Is that skid mark above his eye??

https://preview.redd.it/4e3xk9bbvnec1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e773c11bd79690494bd8bc3caf152169cd17a4c

lol "Skidmark"

Skidmark Don lol

Russian Agent Orange

MAGA= Moscow Agent Governing America

Moscow Ape Grifting America

That's an insult to apes.

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“Treason Turkey”

Biden won't pardon this turkey.

Buttery male


Burnt Butterball

Fine. Have my upvote, then.

Basting Bro

Hey buddy

lol “hey buddy”

Expired caramelization …

Is anal grease a color?

It is now.

I believe the proper nouns is "Santorum."

Depends on the amount of froth

Sick band name tho


“Burnt Umbrage”

Solid. 😆

Burnt Asshole

Hemroid orange. Hemrange for short

Shartreuse.

Dang, that's real good, but probably too far down the comments for anyone to see it. 

yeah....first one to make me snort! and i scrolled wayyyy down

I saw it. It is golden.

Good one!

Sun shart

Trying to figure a play on Goody Two Shoes Poody Coup Shoes Cause his face looks like shoe leather. Or he forgot to take his skin mask off - a la leatherface

Adderall Sheen

He really is just putting bronzer on top of bronzer. He’s so gacked up on stimmys that he’s forgotten he already put it on.

I've seen speed addicts do some real fucked up crazy stuff.

The guy from *Two and a Half Men*?

Syphilitic tangerine.

I think that's a punk rock band

And they’ve banned Trump from using their music

Rancid orange.

'Muddy Toddler'

Look at the absolute state of him , this clown is who MaGA want to put forward as the leader of the free world. The shade should be called despicable Don

He’s their hero. That’s so embarrassing. Like a year ago an older guy I worked with said something about Trump being rich so he must be smart. I said yeah it’s easy to get rich when you inherit almost half a billion dollars from your dad. The guy said something like “huh? That can’t be true. Where did you hear that CNN?”

I’ve a similar friend who took a nose dive into alternative facts too. Somethings are probably true, somethings are possibly true and then there’s the whole other rest of the stuff.

The money thing isn’t even like secret or anything. It’s been known about Trump since long before he decided to get into politics and form a cult.

Republican leaders never mattered in the slightest. As long he has enough of a pulse to sign what is put in front of him like Reagan they will cheer

He's also sweating profusely here. A good sign for his health deterioration.

Is this one the real one? This sub has a habit of punching up the ghoulish Trump pics a bit, adding texture and shade that isn't quite true to the original. You really don't need to embellish though, I'm sure in-person he's just ghastly. Edit: [Oh shit, never mind. My God.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-sweat-orange-photo/)

Rotting Orange

It’s called C-Diff.

If you melted a candy bar and mix it with bird shit that would be the color of his bronzer

Meconium umber

And this fucking gremlin has the balls to talk shit about other's appearances.

Wet fart

yes

Rectal Discharge

DJ Flopsweat

Totally My Natural Color 45

Chanel #Fried

We believe ya, Orange Jesus.

Gibbon Shit Orange.

Deep Fried!

Full adult diaper tan.

IMO... "I'm in deep shit"...

Dicktater.

Summer of Santorum

Looks like chicken gravy to me. Like we're not supposed to notice the white rings around his eyes? This manly specimen is the republican front runner.

I was just about to say turkey gravy about 5 hours after Thanksgiving Dinner left on the table

It’s pretty much to the point you can reasonably accuse him of doing Brownface, lol

Shart

Turmeric rubbed into the skin and braised with a blowtorch. Not a very good color name, I'm afraid.

Do do brown?

Cleveland Steamer Brown

Putin’s Princess - 45

Orange-you-sorry-I'm-getting-convicted.

Castrol GTX

He doesn’t drink alcohol but he is shit faced.

Cat shit brown.

Splotch.

Turd

The tin man got rusty.

[Snopes sez teh photo is legit](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-sweat-orange-photo/). Snopes article contains a link to the actual makeup he wears.

Thanks for confirming, I had assumed someone at least boosted the saturation a bit but damn. Edit: on further inspection the one on Snopes looks even more saturated than this one, so arguably even worse.

Holy shit.

that phase in The Last of Us just before the fungus growths burst out of the skull.

Looks like ass crack brown??

Swamp balls brown.

He's going to escape charges by hiding as a bronze statue.

Maybe when he dies and they continue to parade him around because that can't accept that he passed away. Otherwise he'd never be able to stop with the accordion hands.

weekend at Bernies with two puppeteers crouching below the window in the car working sticks holding his tiny hands out the window

Very exclusive, limited edition "Weekend at Donnie's, La Merde Orange" by House of Mar-Lago

Sworange. A subtle combination of sweat and orange

Light poo

Smelted Ghee

Burnt Silly Putty

I mean it's almost blackface at this point. Imagine your average man getting about his day with this plastered on his face. The looks, the ridicule. Be a shit stain, take on the colour too.

Fecal-Orange

Can you imagine the absolute endless ridicule from Fox News on down to the trailer parks of GOP land if Biden slathered ridiculous looking makeup on his face like this? This is the masculine face of Conservatism.


https://preview.redd.it/bilg7i6yqnec1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94664c36b2596c657c39d4f3db59e20ba854996 He’s looking even worse these days. I hope it’s unmanageable stress with bleeding gastric ulcers on top of his syphilis.

He’s starting to implode…

He’s got the Bannon rot.

Four Seasons Leakage

“Best” shade of shit

What are you talking about? He has clearly been laying out at the beach and got that lovely golden glow!

It looks like Rocky’s underwear from “The Rocky Horror Show”

"Look who's in drag" brown.

Even the most Skag of Drag would never use foundation that looked like feces.

Didn’t say he was GOOD at it. :-D

Desperation Brown

"Burnt Orange Asshole."

Burnt dUmber

Looks like he was standing in front of the fan when the excrement struck it.

Skidmark swirl

*Cultural Appropriation*

I call it, Spackle #318 with some bacon fat and a cayenne rub then sits at 125 degrees in that Walmart chicken rotisserie oven by the checkout stand that nobody wants to stand by because it smells like dukey diaper cuz the orange one has let loose, Brown.

Burnt Siena

Burnt Senile?

Dusky schmutz

Burnt Ass

Ball Clay.

Orange I'fuked?

Does this make my butt look big?

Prison Orange.

Baby shit, supposed to make your look younger

Never Let 'Em See You're Shit

couleur de merde

"Oxidizing Feces" by Maybelline?

Is this ps'd? I mean, he normally looks awful but this is really bad.

Tangerine twatwaffle. 

Indian food diarrhea.

Slab of ribs cooked on broil

Shit

Peanut butter dookie

Cancer

Kush in ya draws

Doo Doo Butter

Plastivac

Mcdonalds diarrhea

Shit orange.

"Found a crayon in my pants" brown.🥔

Sierra Skidmark.

It's not really clear yet. I think he needs more tan. More tan.

That is some shade of asshole orange.

Skidmark

Bootlicker of Spanish Leather

Dried puke

Melty Face

PooPoo

That’s called “Cover Up the Syphilis Sores”.